1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: Jubles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? What up? 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,639 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? I do sweet it. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: So about six years ago or seven years ago, I 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: was on the Jerry Springer show. Oh so great start. Sorry, 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 1: well that wasn't even really the tea. So after our 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,159 Speaker 1: show we got an A plus rating. So there was 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: a stripper that was on my show and they bought 8 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: me and her a hotel room for the night. Okay, 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: So we get back to the hotel room and she 10 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you feel 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 1: about having a foursome? And I was like with who, 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: And she's like two of the other people from the show. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: Oh no, gosh, And I told her no, and she 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: pushed me on the bed. It was like getting all 15 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: aggressive and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: so go to stand up and she tries to push 17 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: me again. I swear past her. I run out the 18 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: door and I'm trying to like run out the hotel 19 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: at this point because it's just too much. Oh my gosh, 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well I get to like, you know, 21 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: like how hotels have like a little like the sliding 22 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: door and then like maybe a bench in there. And 23 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: then another sliding door in the lobby. Yes, I made 24 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: it to that little room and she comes running past 25 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: me and she grabs me like my she grabs my 26 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: shirt and rips it down the middle. I have a 27 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: Pharaoh chain on, and she rips my chain off and 28 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: runs upstairs. Oh my gosh. The front desk lady is 29 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: just looking at me at this point, like you want security. 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: I was like, yes, please, I think. So the security 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: guy comes around the corner. He's like, what's up, brother, 32 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: and I told her. I was like, I told him. 33 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, this girl stole the chain. And he's like, 34 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: let's we'll get that. So we take the elevator back upstairs. 35 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: She comes run around the corner like no, I flushed 36 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: it and I was like, no, you didn't. I think 37 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: there's no way. He's like, you don't have to call plumbing. 38 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: I was like all right, Well, anyways, so I ended 39 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: up leaving and my buddy of mine, So basically how 40 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: I got on the Jerry Springer Show is they're always 41 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 1: looking for strippers. A week before I got on the 42 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: Jerry Springer Show, I was at my buddy's house hanging 43 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: out and this girl calls him and She's like, who's 44 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: that cute guy in the background, and he's like and 45 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like, he just 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Well, anyways, so she asked 47 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: me what I do or whatever. I told her I'm 48 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: a rapper and all that. Well, a week goes by 49 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: and I get a random call and she says, Hey, 50 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: this is from the Jerry Springer Show. Do you want 51 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: to come on our show and wrap? Oh? So cool? 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: And I said absolutely so. After my chain gets stolen 53 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: and everything and all this, here's the fun little secret 54 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: I called. I said, bro, I said, the girl stole 55 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: the Faraoh chain. And he said give me a week 56 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: and he hangs up and I was like, what are 57 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: you going to do in a week? Well, a week 58 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: goes by and I get a little message with the 59 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: picture of him holding the Faroh chain. He says, come 60 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: pick it up whenever you want. Homide what and I said, 61 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: what did you do? And he said, drove to Kansas City. 62 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: I slept with her, I waited for her to go 63 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:20,839 Speaker 1: to the bathroom and I stole your chain. That's amazing, Wow, homie. Yeah, 64 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: that's a good friend. Wow, that's a movie. This is 65 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: a movie. Thank you for that dirty little segar man. 66 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: Have a going see What's your dirty little Secret.