1 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome my favorite murder. That's Georgia Hartstark. That's 2 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: Karen Kilgera. 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: This is the Mini. 4 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: The Mini said, we don't do that. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: Here's why we're a little bit out of sorts. 6 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, because right now we are in Nasa the Bahamas. 7 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: We are in the freaking Bahamas, and we. 8 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 3: Are in a place called the Studio at Baja Mar, 9 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 3: which is this gorgeous resort here, and they have built 10 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 3: a podcast studio at this resort, and we are now 11 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 3: doing the inaugural podcast episode. 12 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: That's right, Like, you can come in podcast here. Yeah, 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 1: this is incredible. 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 2: Do you have a vacation podcast, then you might want 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 2: to come here. 16 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 4: And in fact, because we're on vacation and we're at 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 4: this resort, we're doing a kind of a theme amed 18 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,639 Speaker 4: minisode of vacation stories. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 3: In fact, we have a vacation podcast ourselves. It's this podcast, 20 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 3: and we're about to do it. 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: We're never going back to Burbank. 22 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 2: We're on the resort circuit now. 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 3: Like many magicians and people who call bingo on. 24 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: Cruise ships, that's us. 25 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 3: We're resort talent, that's right. And I lost one hundred 26 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 3: dollars in literally four seconds. Last night at the casino 27 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 3: at this place, playing the Whitney Houston slot machine. 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: I watched. It was epic. 29 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 3: It was It was the funniest thing I've ever done. 30 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:39,199 Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention, but it got like two spin 31 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,279 Speaker 3: max bet Max bet, You're dumb. 32 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: Give up gambling. 33 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 2: You're bad at it? 34 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: Are you want to go first? Sure? Vacation themed minisode. 35 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 3: Vacation themed minisode with vacationers all around us. If you 36 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 3: hear ambient noise, that's not We didn't build this noise. 37 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 3: This is real resort experience. I can't get over it. Okay, 38 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 3: So here's my first story. The subject line is dad 39 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: lost at sea on jet ski for three days. 40 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 2: Survival story. 41 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 3: Dear brethren of Mayhem and murder and Dottie, I love you, 42 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 3: blah blah, obsess, want to be your BFFs, etc. 43 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:15,399 Speaker 1: Etc. 44 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 3: I know that Karen is obsessed with survival stories, so 45 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 3: I thought I would share a story of how my 46 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 3: dad Dale Cimenti. I'm guessing, and then it says feel 47 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,639 Speaker 3: free to say his name. There are many articles about 48 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 3: this story, oly, So this is the this is the 49 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,679 Speaker 3: real deal, How my dad Dale Cimenti survived three days 50 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 3: at sea in the Gulf of Mexico in nineteen ninety four. 51 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: Oh my okay, wog. 52 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,839 Speaker 3: Okay, So it says the fam. My mother, Liz, father Dale, 53 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 3: five year old brother Joey, twenty five year old cousin Danny, 54 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 3: and my eight year old self went down to Cozumel 55 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety four. 56 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: Danny is my. 57 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: Dad's godson and they've spent their lives pulling pranks and 58 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 3: generally being ridiculous with one another. On the first day 59 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 3: of the trip, they decided to write jet skis while 60 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 3: we sat on the beach with my mom. They rented 61 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 3: the jet skis from the shack on the beach across 62 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 3: from our hotel and secured their rental with a credit card. 63 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 3: They drove about two miles off shore before my dad's 64 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 3: jet ski broke down. They idled for a moment and 65 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 3: considered their options, but since my dad had his credit 66 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 3: card at the beach shack, he didn't want to ditch 67 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 3: the jet ski. 68 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 2: Oh my god, and then in all caps it says 69 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: bad move Dale. 70 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 3: By the time Danny got back with help, my dad 71 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 3: had already drifted away. My dad floated by himself in 72 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 3: the ocean for three days. The jet skis sank almost immediately. 73 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 2: What uh huh? 74 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: So you would think, oh, the motor died, but I'll 75 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 3: just sit here. Yeah no, and he says, but he 76 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 3: was able to keep hold of the seat until he 77 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 3: hallucinated that a guy in the clouds named Paul was 78 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 3: offering him a fresh glass of orange juice. 79 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: And he let go of the seat. 80 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 3: Oh thank god you're here. 81 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 2: Oh okay, says mind blowing. 82 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: Okay, you're not gonna like this part. Okay. 83 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 2: Snakes wrapped around his legs and he threw them off. 84 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: Are we sure those weren't hallucinations? Though? I mean they 85 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: could have. 86 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 3: When the snakes came, did you drop your glass of 87 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 3: orange juice? You don't know what's going on? Okay, it says. 88 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 3: He also made a pack with the sharks. He promised 89 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 3: that if they didn't eat him, he would never eat them. 90 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 3: That's not sharks don't need that promise from you. 91 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: It seems like it works. 92 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 2: He was able to put. 93 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 3: His shorts on his head at times in an effort 94 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 3: to block the sun and the saltwater on his face. 95 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 3: My mom sent us home with Danny and rented small 96 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 3: Sesna planes to try to find my father. The Mexican 97 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 3: Coast Guard didn't have anything in place for these kinds 98 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 3: of situations, and she ended up getting the US Coast 99 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 3: Guard involved. My God, it's an international incident. My father 100 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 3: was not a religious man, but on the third day 101 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 3: he asked for a sign that God wanted him around. 102 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: Several hours later, a. 103 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 3: Mollusk covered coke bottle with an inch of unidentified substance 104 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 3: floated by. He didn't care if it was piss or pepsi. 105 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 3: And then, and he says, and he drank it even 106 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 3: though it was a coke bottle. 107 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: It's not pepsi. 108 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 3: A German freighter that had changed its course two hours 109 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 3: earlier came upon him. He still had his shorts on 110 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 3: his head, and in his mind he thought there was 111 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 3: no way someone would pick up a man with shorts 112 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,239 Speaker 3: on his head from the ocean. The man who spotted 113 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 3: him was named arch Angel Cajayan arch Angel Seriously what yeah? 114 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 3: Dale was pretty crispy and dehydrated, but otherwise had no 115 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 3: medical problems. As if his ordeal wasn't enough, the jet 116 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 3: Ski company attempted to charge him five thousand dollars for 117 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 3: now Jetsky no My dad is the toughest sob yet 118 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 3: the kindest, most gentle soul in the world. It's hard 119 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 3: to believe it's been over twenty years since it happened. 120 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,239 Speaker 3: Strangely enough, he still loves the ocean and takes every 121 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 3: opportunity to go to the beach. No, no, you know 122 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 3: why because Paul's always there. 123 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: Paul was there for him. 124 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 3: Not a religious man, but Paul is there for you 125 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 3: in the clouds. 126 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: His name cloud was orang. That's a religion I can get. Absolutely. 127 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 3: We have a display cabinet in our basement with the 128 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 3: life in all the newspaper and magazine articles. Of course, 129 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 3: I had the most atrocious sense of nineties fashion embraces. 130 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: If you would like to read more. 131 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 3: About his ordeal, Oh, he wrote a book about it 132 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 3: called Swept Away, A Story of Survival, and it's on 133 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 3: Amazon and iTunes. 134 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 1: Yes, I would like why that. 135 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 4: Was worth this entire trip, this story right? Like, you 136 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 4: couldn't have told this in our little burbank studio. 137 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: It would have been like. 138 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 4: Not great, okay, well great you tell us when we're 139 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 4: both in resort. 140 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 3: Whear and we both in we have two massive jet 141 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 3: skis waiting for us. 142 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 2: The second this record is over. 143 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: That is there's so that is so many levels? 144 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 4: Yeah right, wow, I don't even know how like, that's 145 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 4: the only one we should do today. 146 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 2: Goodbye. And that was from Stephanie Chimente Hammond. 147 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, here is my first one. Okay, this is 148 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: called my boyfriend Left Me for Dead. Oh no, hey, y'all's. 149 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 4: Love you both so much and could fangirl, but let's 150 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 4: get into it. I'm from Melbourne, Australia. Back in twenty fourteen, 151 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,919 Speaker 4: I went in a holiday with my boyfriend for the 152 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 4: first time. We were eighteen and newly in love. We 153 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 4: went to Perth for a week and it was perfect 154 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,239 Speaker 4: until on our last day. We went to the beach 155 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 4: and were building mega sand castles and paddling in the 156 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 4: ocean all day. The day was going amazing and I 157 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 4: was so over the moon with my first boyfriend holiday 158 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 4: remember those. We were out in the water and standing 159 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 4: about three feet deep, just talking and laughing and being 160 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 4: grossly in love when suddenly he turned around and started 161 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 4: running back to the shore. I yelled out, asking what 162 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 4: was wrong and where he was going, but he did 163 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 4: not respond and just kept running. I decided I should 164 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 4: follow because clearly something happened. I got to the shore 165 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 4: and he was standing on the beach looking out into 166 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 4: the water with a most frightened look on his face. 167 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 4: I once again asked what's wrong and what happened, and 168 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 4: he said, there's a fucking shark in the water. 169 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: Oh, I was shot. 170 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 4: I looked down into the water and about six feet 171 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 4: from where we were just standing. 172 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: Was a you guessed it seal swimming around playfully. 173 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 4: I turned to him and said, that's a seal, you idiot, 174 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,679 Speaker 4: and he responded, well, I thought it was a shark. 175 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: Okay, that's what it occurred to me. 176 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 4: You thought it was a shark and you left me 177 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 4: in the water and didn't say anything. Yeah, like didn't 178 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 4: even yell shark. Yeah, he just looked at me speechless. Yes, 179 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 4: he left me in the water as a human sacrifice. 180 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 4: Eighteen year old boys. Some might think this might have 181 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 4: been the end for us, but nope. Oh we are 182 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 4: now married. Yeah, amazing children and he is still scared 183 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 4: at the beach. Shout out to my sister for telling 184 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 4: me I would really like podcasts and then I should 185 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 4: try listening to this podcast, insisting I would love it, 186 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,719 Speaker 4: and she was in fact, right, Hi, Annie, Annie, say 187 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 4: always the sisters stay sexy and learn the difference between 188 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 4: a shark and a seal, and maybe tell your girlfriend 189 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 4: why you're running. 190 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 1: Emma, she her, Emma, she married him. She sure did. 191 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: It was seal. 192 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 3: Well, have you seen that movie Force Measure? Force maure, Yes, Emma, 193 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 3: if you haven't seen Force Measure, it is the best movie, 194 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 3: and it's a real study in this exact thing. Yeah, 195 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 3: Because what I started thinking is Bradford, who works in 196 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 3: our legal departments and my friend for a long time, 197 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 3: has such a fear of sharks that I once sent 198 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 3: him pictures of sharks with human teeth because it's the 199 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 3: funniest thing, and he was like, please, don't ever do 200 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 3: that again. 201 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 2: So maybe that guy had the same thing. 202 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 1: Okay, but you can still yell the word shark. That's 203 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: very true. Like when you're golfing, have to yell some things. 204 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,679 Speaker 1: They don't hit someone with them. 205 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 3: I don't want to be on the sky's side, But 206 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 3: fear does weird stuff to you. 207 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: Okay. I feel you you're giving her an excuse, and 208 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. 209 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,439 Speaker 2: I want her love to be pure. 210 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: I think it is. They have four kids. I mean 211 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:49,679 Speaker 1: it has to be. 212 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 2: It'd better be. 213 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,439 Speaker 3: And I get your husband to write in about what 214 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 3: his thoughts were that day. We'd love to hear it 215 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,959 Speaker 3: will give him his own equal time. Another great ocean story. 216 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 3: This subject line of the scene is saved from a 217 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 3: tiger shark by dolphins. Come on, this is Lisa Franks, 218 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 3: Karen Georgia, Stephen and critters. I'm a scuba diver based 219 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 3: in Nebraska. And then in PARENTHESESA says, yes, I know 220 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 3: who's obsessed with many. Many see critters to involve sharks 221 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 3: of all kinds, toothy and toothless delight. So I have 222 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 3: to preface this with a couple of hills that I 223 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 3: will die upon one. 224 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 2: Sharks are a vital part of the global. 225 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,959 Speaker 1: eCos We didn't say to kill all the sharks. 226 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,599 Speaker 3: Listen, no one, don't lecture us of the global ecosystem, 227 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,479 Speaker 3: and villainizing them only promotes the myth that they're voracious 228 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 3: man eaters. They are, but we still like that absolutely 229 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 3: are number two two sharks. Humans don't look, smell, or 230 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:46,080 Speaker 3: taste like food. Most of the attack instances, Emma, please 231 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 3: please play this part. 232 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 2: For your husband. 233 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 3: Most of the attack instances occur when humans are in 234 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 3: situations where we look like their food turtles and seals, 235 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 3: or the shark is very young and reckless. Picture a 236 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 3: little shark with a douchey oversized tea. 237 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: They just don't know any better. 238 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,320 Speaker 2: Backwards heat. 239 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, just making hey man, I'm being cool in the ocean. Okay, 240 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,599 Speaker 3: Now for the shark story. I was on a liveaboard 241 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 3: dive boat. Oh sorry, I was on a live aboard 242 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 3: dive what. 243 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 4: I don't know what any of that is like you 244 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 4: live on it, live aboard dive boat, live aboard dive 245 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 4: boat where our whole goal was to see as many 246 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 4: tiger sharks as possible. 247 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 3: So I was definitely putting myself out there as far 248 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 3: as a tax go. Tigers are large, intelligent sharks that 249 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 3: have beautiful striped patterns on their skin. We had very 250 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 3: strict guidelines as to how we could interact with the sharks, 251 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 3: and we spent nearly eight hours a day underwater watching 252 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 3: these beautiful creatures. We were on a dive where one 253 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 3: specific tiger shark named Alison. Of all the tigers and 254 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 3: hammerheads have names, and the crew on the boat knows 255 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 3: all of them, Allison is. 256 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: The funniest thing that's my shark, Allison. Yeah, Oh, old Allison. 257 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: She's fine. 258 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,679 Speaker 3: She bites a little bit, it's not a nimble. Her 259 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 3: teeth are gorgeous. So Allison was swimming around us. She's 260 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 3: a regular for this boat and was clearly very very 261 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 3: comfortable around divers. We were all taking pictures of her 262 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 3: and admiring how beautifully she moves through the water. When 263 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,719 Speaker 3: all of a sudden, three dolphins appeared and started squeaking 264 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 3: and playing around us. Everyone freaked out. Dolphins were not 265 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,240 Speaker 3: common on the site we were diving, and our attention 266 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 3: totally shifted from Alison to these spotted dolphins. 267 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 268 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 3: So it says after four hundred dives, I've never seen 269 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 3: dolphins before. 270 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,440 Speaker 1: Wow, Nebraska. 271 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 3: So I was one hundred percent losing my mind taking 272 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 3: photos and ended up breathing a little heavier than normal. 273 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 3: I was getting low on air, so I had to 274 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,080 Speaker 3: go back to the boat to refill my scuba cylinder. 275 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 3: Good diving practice, God damn it, do not lecture us 276 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 3: about diving practices. Good diving practice includes doing a safety 277 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 3: stop at fifteen feet to allow your body to release 278 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 3: nitrogen build up that accumulates while your breathing compressed air underwater. 279 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,680 Speaker 3: So there I was hanging out all by my lonesome 280 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 3: when Alison became a little less interested in the group 281 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 3: of divers on the seafloor and a little more interested 282 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 3: in me. Oh no, Now, I know it's unlikely that 283 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 3: Alison is really after me, but she's getting pretty close. 284 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 3: It only takes one curious bite from her multiple rows 285 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 3: of hooked sawing teeth to do some really serious things. 286 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: So now you're afraid of sharks. You're not allowed to be. 287 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 1: You can't pick and choose when well, when they're good 288 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 1: and when they're bad. 289 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 3: What's the thing we're learning, it's when it's about her. 290 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 3: That's when she's like, actually she's a shark. 291 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,959 Speaker 1: Apologist, and I am not here for it. 292 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,119 Speaker 2: So it says at this point she's five. 293 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: Feet away from me. 294 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 3: Now, so like a little further than this, and I'm 295 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 3: sweating into my wetsuit. I turn a little so I'm 296 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,680 Speaker 3: facing her head on, and then from the corner of 297 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 3: my eye, I see three dolphins coming toward me from 298 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 3: the side, and they swarm Allison, steering her away from me, 299 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,720 Speaker 3: allowing me to finish my stop and get. 300 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: To the surface. 301 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,199 Speaker 2: This is She's got the pictures of all of this happening. 302 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,559 Speaker 3: So I got on the boat, told everyone within shouting 303 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 3: distance what had happened, refilled my cylinder, and got right 304 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 3: back in there to see more sharks. 305 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 2: Because goonies never say die. 306 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: People do, and sharks do. I'm so thrilled. 307 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 3: My sister Ellie bugged me another sister until I listened 308 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 3: to your podcast. I was instantly hooked. And how did 309 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 3: my best friend until she started listening last week. Now 310 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 3: we all nerd out over our favorite moments. Stay sexy 311 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,440 Speaker 3: and save our seas, Katie. And look at this last picture. 312 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 3: It's literally the dolphins escorting Alison out of the area. 313 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 1: I love that. 314 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 4: They were like, no, no, man, it's not worth it 315 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 4: holding her back. No, no, no, don't do it, Alison. 316 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 1: Don't do it. 317 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 4: Do it. 318 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: Don't ruin this whole thing. We got going like, who 319 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 1: is she? Anyways? That was amazing? Right? 320 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 3: Yes? 321 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 1: Would you ever do that under the water with sharks? 322 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 2: I don't need to. 323 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 1: I don't either. I like movies. 324 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 4: I like I'll stay on the boat, let's go to dinner. 325 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 4: I like boats, but I actually don't, so I don't 326 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 4: even I mean Let's. 327 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: Go to dinner. Let's go to dinner. Okay, Hi to 328 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: the two older sisters. 329 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 3: I wish I had I know this past summer until 330 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 3: we steal your curling iron exactly. 331 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, this past summer, I took a trip to Now 332 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 4: with my best friend. Now, I'm not really a nervous 333 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,080 Speaker 4: flyer anymore, but let's just say I still have main 334 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 4: character moments where one tiny bum convinces me we are 335 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 4: free falling from thirty thousand feet. 336 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 337 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's main character energy or just 338 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: fucking fear. True. Yeah. 339 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 4: Now, because of this, I always try to distract myself 340 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 4: with a movie or some music. So when I noticed 341 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 4: a brand new Rewind episode had just been uploaded, I 342 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 4: took it as a divine sign from the travel gods. 343 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 4: I pressed play and settled in. Only I realized something 344 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 4: sounds off. My air pods must be breaking because everything 345 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 4: is muffled. I crank the volume and I wiggle them 346 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 4: around like an idiot. That's weird, I say out loud 347 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 4: to absolutely no one, because my friend is asleep. But whatever, 348 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 4: Better a muffled murder podcast than listening to the engines 349 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 4: and convincing myself we are plummeting. I listened to every noise. 350 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 2: Okay, well you kind of have to. 351 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 3: Sometimes there's noises where you're like, there's no way you're 352 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 3: supposed to be making that noise, right. 353 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 4: And then you look at the flight flight it's in 354 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 4: his face and if they look scared, then. 355 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: They start crying. Exactly. 356 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 4: Fast forward a bit and Karen is in the middle 357 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 4: of vidly describing a murder like CSI could never levels 358 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 4: of detail. After a few strange looks from fellow passengers, 359 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 4: I decide I'm going to ask the flight attendant for 360 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 4: a drink. I take one AirPod out and suddenly think, huh, 361 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 4: why could I hear Karen so clearly? 362 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: You know that it hits me to my absolute horror. 363 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 4: One, my AirPods are not dying. Two, my volume is 364 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 4: in fact all the way up. Three I have been 365 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 4: broadcasting a full blown murder narration to the entire plane 366 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,920 Speaker 4: at eight am on a Thursday. 367 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 2: Many people don't like true crime. 368 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: You have to remember this. The odd looks weren't judgy. 369 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 4: They were looks of people genuinely wondering if they should 370 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 4: alert an air marshal. This made for a very awkward 371 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 4: walk off the plane once we made it to our destination, 372 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 4: Stay sexy, and maybe make sure your AirPods are connected 373 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 4: before starting your murder podcast. 374 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: Oh my love, Erica, Erica, Erica. There has to be 375 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: a lot of people who have done that. It must 376 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 1: be right. 377 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 3: I've heard about it a lot of like it comes 378 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 3: on when they're like in a drive through or something. 379 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 4: Or like when you yeah, when the valet. I just 380 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 4: really made myself sound stupid with what saying. When you're 381 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 4: in the valet and the music starts, your connects. 382 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 3: Ye, and suddenly the guy's like, what I like is 383 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,440 Speaker 3: that I'm getting a little bit of secondhand embarrassment. 384 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,160 Speaker 1: Because it's like I was sitting on. 385 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 3: That plane yelling at the top of my lungs about 386 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,640 Speaker 3: something horrible. 387 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 1: Kind of you yeah, kind of is me. 388 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 2: Okay, here's my last one, quickie. 389 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 3: So their first line is as if I did read 390 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 3: this subject line and I'm just gonna save it because 391 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 3: it starts yep, and then it says was in the 392 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,680 Speaker 3: Bahamas visiting my then boyfriend's family, went out for drinks, 393 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 3: had just the right amount of Bahama Mamas to totter 394 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,200 Speaker 3: over and in my most excellent drunk Karen Voice asked 395 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 3: Tommy Lee Jones for a picture. No, because quote, my 396 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 3: mom would kill me if I didn't ask you. I 397 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,919 Speaker 3: gave my phone to the bartender, and just before he 398 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,040 Speaker 3: took the picture, Tommy Lee Jones says, very loudly. 399 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: For God's sake, sit up straight. 400 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,280 Speaker 2: Your posture is terrible. 401 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 4: Oh my god, you got posture shamed by Tommy. 402 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't going to be him at all, 403 00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: but no, that's him, and he doesn't approve. 404 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 2: The whole situation still makes me cringe. 405 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 3: I did send the photo to my mom, who really 406 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 3: would have killed me if I didn't ask, because she 407 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,119 Speaker 3: loves the Fugitive, I mean, who does one of the 408 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 3: most perfect movies, but honestly not worth it. My posture 409 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 3: was indeed pretty terrible on account of being blacked the 410 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,520 Speaker 3: fuck out. 411 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: No, that's how drunk she was. 412 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 3: Oh no, we also both looked miserable since I had 413 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 3: just had my feelings hurt and Tommy Lee Jones pretty 414 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 3: much always looks a bit cranky, A says d GM Michelle. 415 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tommy Lee Jones. 416 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 3: Bahama, Tommy Lee Jones, what if we see if? Oh 417 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,879 Speaker 3: my god, there he is he's there and he's so 418 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 3: many shoulders back. Well here that was the inaugural podcast 419 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 3: at the studio. 420 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: What an honor mar for having us. Yes, that's this beautiful. 421 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: Now we just get a party for the next couple 422 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: of days. 423 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 4: No, and meet one of those guys Flamengos and macaws. 424 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so many things. 425 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 3: Thanks to everybody who worked on this beautiful studio. 426 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 2: It's incredible. We're so excited to be here. 427 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks guys. 428 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 2: Oh and stay sex and don't get murdered. 429 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 1: Goodbye, Elvis. 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