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Speaker 1: predictions of what color Joe Bucks tie will be from Fergdog. Well,

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Speaker 1: that would be fascinating because Joe's not doing the game,

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Speaker 1: so I don't I don't know. I don't think he is.

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Speaker 1: Is this an NBC game the Super Bowl? I don't

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Speaker 1: even know. I think it's an NBC game. Maybe not,

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Speaker 1: Maybe it is a ESPN game. Who else? Late Night

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Speaker 1: Drug tester said Marcel's TV or food pay cannot do it.

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Speaker 1: JT the wingman from outside Knoxville, Tennessee, says not allowing

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Speaker 1: supply chain predictions express pros has that covered. Eke in Roseville,

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Speaker 1: Minnesota said snowfall predictions in Fullerton, Well, yeah, that's not allowed.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to mess around with ferg dog eeeke

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Speaker 1: And how cold and snowy it is there in Fullerton.

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Speaker 1: My god, it's the coldest place you've seen this over

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Coldest place in America, Fullerton, California. Amazing. Andrea's

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Speaker 1: astrology predictions guessed by courtesy Flusher who else? Kathy in

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Speaker 1: Madison also went with astrology predictions as her answer. How

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Speaker 1: many hot dogs Joey Chestnut's gonna eat from filler up?

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Speaker 3: Phil?

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Speaker 1: Who else? How many times Taylor Swift will be shown

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Speaker 1: on the big screen from gutter? Very funny? See page

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Speaker 1: the presidential predictions guest by laws in Hugh on the

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Speaker 1: Five says, no, Ben Mallard predictions allowed for sure? What

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Speaker 1: the color of the dress that bad we'll be wearing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that truck or Joe. A lot

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Speaker 1: of you guys sent the same thing in About that

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Speaker 1: and makeup he's wearing, I don't know, Matt Jack said,

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Speaker 1: shots of Cardi b that's it it. Sere Ricardo says,

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Speaker 1: will not allow predictions on when me and Lorena will

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Speaker 1: get married. Wow, Ricardo, I don't know. You might want

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Speaker 1: to calm down to that heart in line. Wow, look

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Speaker 1: at you, Loraine so here here's again the Mallard riddle

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Speaker 1: of the day. The NFL will not be allowing blank

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Speaker 1: predictions during Super Bowl sixty. Lorena, would you like to

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Speaker 1: attempt to answer? No? No, I don't want to attempt

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Speaker 1: any Okay, all right, no answer from Lorena. Well, the

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Speaker 1: correct answer to the Mallard riddle of the day. The

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Speaker 1: NFL will not be allowing predictions on or prediction market

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Speaker 1: commercials during the Super Bowl. So they're not allowing Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like poly Market and Calshie Calshi, right, but Paul Market

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Speaker 1: does too, but they're very popular these days, and so

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Speaker 1: they're not allowing them to advertise. They are allowing our

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Speaker 1: friends at DraftKings and that, I forget their rival of DraftKings,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the name, but they're allowing those big

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Speaker 1: sports books to advertise and whatnot. But they're not going

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Speaker 1: to allow the prediction markets to get in on this.

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Speaker 1: And isn't that the gray area, right? It's like one

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Speaker 1: of these like it's like, well, is that what is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it? I think we kind of know what it is?

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Speaker 1: But anyways, and that is legal. Those prediction markets are legal.

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Speaker 1: You ever futs around with that? Koople Lope you ever

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Speaker 1: get them in the prediction markets. My brother, my older brother,

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Speaker 1: My older brother plays around with that a lot, and

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Speaker 1: he likes it. But yeah, I saw a ton of

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Speaker 1: ads for it all over Denver when I was there.

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Speaker 1: I was a big in Denver. It's it's legal in

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Speaker 1: California too. I think I think it's legal in California.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, that's that's it. So the NFL will

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Speaker 1: not allow advertising from them, but they will allow it

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Speaker 1: from our friends at DraftKings and all that. It is

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Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show. Let's go to the phones. It

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Speaker 1: is a call in show. Let's see and we'll say

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Speaker 1: hello to John in the Valley of the Sun. Hello John,

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Speaker 1: Welcome John, John, John, John John. John's a Seahawks fan

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Speaker 1: and he what happened? Well, tell you what. So John

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Speaker 1: was watching old clips of Sam Darnold and he fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: So Boogotti the trucker, I haven't hurt him in a while.

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Speaker 1: Hello Boogotti, the trucker driving around the highways and byeways. Hello, welcome.

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Speaker 1: I'll break one nine, Break one nine, radio check.

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Speaker 4: How you doing best?

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Speaker 1: Hey, boo guy, where you've been Bugatti? We've been high

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Speaker 1: now man, you know end of the year with a blast.

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Speaker 1: I got married and then I just had to go

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Speaker 1: hide out and oh WHI I am Dubai for a

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Speaker 1: little while. Oh you man, look at you, mister big

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Speaker 1: shout over there, fantastic? Did you did you really go

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Speaker 1: to Dubai? Really?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm in that right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for the next five years.

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Speaker 4: But I went.

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Speaker 1: How was it? I wasn't worth that.

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Speaker 4: I wish I could get a refunch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what was so? Hawaii was better.

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Speaker 4: The beach at the beach.

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Speaker 1: I got a beach here where I live at you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're uh your spouse was very happy about that,

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Speaker 1: right you just.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen to smile her.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a smile on her face.

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Speaker 4: But when I went and looked at my big account,

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Speaker 4: I was mad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the same way, right, I'm like, listen, we

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Speaker 1: go out and spend a lot of money on a meal.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know, I could have made that

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Speaker 1: at home. It would have been just as good as

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Speaker 1: you know, it would have been fine and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Or you travel, Yeah, beaches are some of those places

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Speaker 1: in Hawaii though, are magical. I don't know where you

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Speaker 1: went in Hawaii, but they were they were pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, hey, listen, man, I think no elything that

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Speaker 1: Robert's going to do over there.

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Speaker 4: And uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hello Gotti did his phone cut out of the

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Speaker 1: worst possible day out? Yeah, there you go. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well that's unfortunate. Mike the Leprecaun is next up in

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Speaker 1: the Commonwealth. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun. Who is He's going

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Speaker 1: to be boots on the ground. He's claning. He sent

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Speaker 1: me an email he said he's going to the send

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Speaker 1: off party for the Patriots on Sunday, so he will

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Speaker 1: be there. See you can watch him on TV. He'll

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Speaker 1: be there.

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Speaker 4: No, you can watch it on TV. But I'm going

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Speaker 4: live because you had to book tickets on tickets Masters,

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Speaker 4: so it's free. So it's free. And the Dropkick Murphys

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Speaker 4: are going to be there, and Marcel won't be there,

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Speaker 4: I hope, but anyway, need it will Blind Scott.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you don't think you don't think Blind Scott will

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Speaker 1: be there? No.

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Speaker 4: I called into trust shun harget for the past three

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Speaker 4: days and blind Scott has been giving me.

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Speaker 3: Hell to be honest, but that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Who cares.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I have a poem. My kids won't be going

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Speaker 4: either because they hate football and they can hate a show,

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Speaker 4: which I anyway, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Time out, time out of time out, time out? Why

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Speaker 1: why would you kids hate the show?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I record the podcast and when they come home

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Speaker 4: to school, I played for them and they hate that to.

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Speaker 1: A They well, how about you don't play it for them?

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Speaker 1: You know they don't need these.

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Speaker 4: Again, I've learned. I've learned the hard way. But last

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Speaker 4: Sunday I dragged them down from their from their upstairs

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Speaker 4: and family room to come down watch. So that's selling.

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Speaker 4: That's at the game. And this is what happened. My

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Speaker 4: kids said, stop cheering.

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Speaker 1: So loud, but I said, I will be loud and proud.

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Speaker 4: The Denver Broncos bit the dust. San Francisco is a must.

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Speaker 4: The Seahawks are next to fall, and then the Pats

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Speaker 4: will say we beat them all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with your kids.

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Speaker 4: Okay, tonight, Mark didn't give me a golden ticket.

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Speaker 3: But Mark has a.

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Speaker 4: Terrible number four voice, So I'm glad Lorrena is back

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Speaker 4: for once. No, Mark were terrible.

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Speaker 1: You're your number two. You can't be number four, you know.

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Speaker 4: I want to give a shout out to Robin the

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Speaker 4: three two one and dorcle is a funny guy. So

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Speaker 4: that's good. And are you mad at me that I'm

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Speaker 4: calling to Hardy every day now?

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's finny. Call whoever you want. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't I know, I don't know. I don't, I

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Speaker 1: don't own you do whatever you want isn't call whoever.

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Speaker 4: I have too much time on my hand. But they're

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Speaker 4: going to come to the events when you come.

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Speaker 1: Oh they are, how good? Are well? That would be

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Speaker 1: nice to meet them. I'd like to meet them. So yes, tell.

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Speaker 4: Myself he's miserable and he should go back to Alcatraz.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's Riker's Island. I think Alcatraz is

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Speaker 1: out in San Francisco. I think, well, okay, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Look at the time, my god, wow, all right,

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Speaker 1: just just absolutely. But I saw my nemesis, Clayton Kershaw

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Speaker 1: got a TV job. You see that the rumors reality

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Speaker 1: Kershaw was hired by NBC be one of the baseball broadcasters.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he's better at broadcasting than he was pitching in

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Speaker 1: big games, so he'll be on TV doing that. And

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Speaker 1: what a Joey Vado Joey Vado Believe I saw his

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Speaker 1: name also and Anthony Rizzo What a murderers Row, the

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Speaker 1: next wave of baseball broadcasters. It is the Ben Mahler Show.

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Speaker 1: As we work our way through the over nine hour

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Speaker 1: straight ahead, big Ben's lame jokes of the week, we

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Speaker 1: open up the comedy club. We'll get to that and

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Speaker 1: we will do it.

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Speaker 3: Next. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben

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Speaker 3: Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you, it is the Ben Maler Show.

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Speaker 1: out the iHeartRadio app. It's part we play the big joke,

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Speaker 1: all right, we'll take this from the top. We'll edit

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Speaker 1: this out and post right here. A little master class,

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Speaker 1: or in this case, a disaster class. It's a lame

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Speaker 1: joke to the week. Okay, we'll knock, knock, who's there?

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Speaker 3: Blame we blame we too.

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Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. Let's do it,

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Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes. The weing is weed Man. There,

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Speaker 1: we Man hit me Miami, Miami for Hollywood, Florida. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I love you, Ben last. Okay, here we go. These

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Speaker 1: you know that weed Man is planning to run for office?

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 3: Do you know that?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 1: I'd be great if well, apparently it's just a grass

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Speaker 1: roots campaign. That's it, grass Wosman. That's a Tom Tom

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Speaker 1: and Indiana said that one. What advice did weed Man

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Speaker 1: give Coop about his joint problems? Ha, roll them tighter, baby.

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Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. Well, here's the multi multi time

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Speaker 1: platinum comedy writer, Surfer Todd, the comedian. What a funny man,

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Speaker 1: and he lives in Vegas. Now, Surfer Todd who moved

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Speaker 1: to Vegas? How is weed Yeah? How is weed Man

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00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: like a bad soccer team? Wow? He has no goals? No,

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00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: that's a good joke, Todd. You still got the fastball.

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00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: What does weed Man hippie in the zoo have in common?

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00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: What similar? Odor? Similar? It's not nice John and Youngstown.

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00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: Come on, man, do you hear that? Hear the news

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00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: that Green Day is performing at the super Bowl next week?

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Speaker 1: You hear that?

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00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 4: Wow? That's great.

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00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well you're not really impressed the weed Man, because

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00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: for weed Man Hippie, every day is a green day

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00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: every day. That's Terrell, Darryl and the Ozarks sent that

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00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: one in. Well, weed Man Hippie saw a pig with

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00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: no legs the other day. Do you remember that? Weed Man? Wow? No,

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00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Yeah, you called it a groundhog? Just

651
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: what you call right? That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. All right,

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00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: this is from George and Uvaldi, Texas sent this one

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00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: in Why did the people protest at weed Man Hippy's

654
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: new job? Why well, apparently you were driving around delivering ice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know people got upset. I don't know what

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00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: that's about. All right. Why why did weed Man's toy

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00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: store go out of business? Why well, you had nothing

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00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: to stalk on Aisle Section eight. You had nothing that's

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00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: hurt from earth. It's Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.

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00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: These are actual jokes from actual human beings. If you

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00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: like this, well listen every week. If you don't like it,

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00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: it's only once a week, so who cares.

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00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 3: Why do some.

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00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: People get jealous of weed Man? Why well they figure

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00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: on your high horse, weed Man. That's Mike the leper

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00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: concept That one in Wow, interesting news here, I didn't

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00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: know this. Joe and Virginia Beach at this end. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that weed Man Hippie's new girlfriend? Apparently you

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00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: got some VD either. Do you hear about that weed Man? Oh? Wow? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: apparently you're now knowing your nickname is now weed Man.

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00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Drippy is your new nickname. So that's about there, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's see here, this one from Noah in Austin. What

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00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 1: do you call holes in the road on weed Man's shirt?

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00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 4: What?

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00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 1: Potholes? There you go? All right, let's see phase dawn.

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00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: What is weed Man giving his wife Lisa for Valentine's Day?

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00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: What?

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00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: An empty box of chocolate's filled with sweet nothings? All right,

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00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: let's keep it going here. Why does weed man only

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00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: drink coffee?

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00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 4: Why?

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00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Because he has no proper tea at all. That's a

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Speaker 1: Mike be Leprechaun Blair and Maine loves. He loves kinky pasta.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear about that, weed Man? Yeah? His favorite

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00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: pasta is Fetishini. He loves it. He's a Fetishini. I

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Speaker 1: think I screwed the out of bark my gun. All right?

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Speaker 1: Why does blind Scott need dude wipes after a phone

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00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: call because he's gotta wipe off things? Thank you, weed Man?

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Speaker 1: There he goes, weed Man, hippie