Speaker 1: And we're recording.
Speaker 2: Hello Andrew, another episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Today is Monday, October twenty fourth.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
Speaker 1: about cereal and we eat it and we tell you
Speaker 1: how it is, and you buy it if you like it,
Speaker 1: and you don't if you don't yep, exactly exactly that,
Speaker 1: or you buy it if we like it, well, you
Speaker 1: don't or you don't. Because some of them you can't
Speaker 1: get anyway, exactly like one of them we're going to
Speaker 1: have today, you probably will not be able to find.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, exclusive maybe, so let's start with something Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: or any of them on this page. I can't read
Speaker 1: the I want the new one so bad. What new one,
Speaker 1: the new ver, the new stupid man box? I want
Speaker 1: it the new stupid man box.
Speaker 2: And we've used for more episodes than we did with
Speaker 2: the old microphones. Yes, Scott, yeah that one, Scotty and
Speaker 2: your age, So don't write on the table.
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you in elementary school? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this table looks beautiful in pristine.
Speaker 1: Why are your old man vitamins on the table? Vitamins
Speaker 1: like my grandpa used to have that. Yeah, how come
Speaker 1: you don't have the Monday, Wednday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday.
Speaker 2: Because let me tell you this vitamin see one, Look
Speaker 2: at how big that is.
Speaker 1: That's a horse pill. Close. That smells. No, it doesn't,
Speaker 1: it does. It's chalky. Those vitamins stinky. That little thing
Speaker 1: that popped up.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to grow up. And you're the one who's saying, smell.
Speaker 1: Those things that popped up on the screen. There. That's
Speaker 1: not going to be on the YouTube, right, No, okay,
Speaker 1: it's checking. Did we reach a thousand subscribers yet? No,
Speaker 1: we're eight hundred and forty six at last count.
Speaker 2: Okay, so whenever we say it, it goes up a couple Okay, subscribers,
Speaker 2: it's great.
Speaker 1: This is late October, so we're writing it's fall. The
Speaker 1: leaves have started to turn. That was a headline, right,
Speaker 1: the leaves started to change color, so this could be
Speaker 1: our fall episode.
Speaker 2: It's late October, so it's lightened.
Speaker 1: It's fall. Yes, the leaves are changing. Yeah, so this
Speaker 1: is gonna be like our fallish last we had a
Speaker 1: Halloween and then last week was just kind of whatever,
Speaker 1: and this will be fall.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna have all fall cereals today, So
Speaker 2: like pumpkin spice, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We did pumpkin spice already. So cinnamon. If you remember
Speaker 1: last week we did the new Quaker the blueberry thing
Speaker 1: that you kind of really like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was delicious.
Speaker 1: So I went and got the other New Quaker kind
Speaker 1: of thing hopefully. Okay, I'm in. It's the puff.
Speaker 2: Cranola cereal with apples. This is apple cinnamon. Yes, right,
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at it Quaker Puff Cranola apple cinnamon, which you'll
Speaker 2: look at that new Yeah, who's on your shirt?
Speaker 1: There? Totoro? Now does Totoro always look like that? Or
Speaker 1: is that Halloween Totoro?
Speaker 2: This is a Totoro that. So my friend has a
Speaker 2: cricket machine. Have you ever heard what a cricket machine is?
Speaker 1: Yes? I know what a cricket machine is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So my friend Miranda has one, and I had this
Speaker 2: grace hoodie and I went to her.
Speaker 1: House and she made it for me. It's fake.
Speaker 2: It's fake. It's fake. Oh she designed it.
Speaker 1: It's fake. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you have a Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: We're convinced you might.
Speaker 1: It's already show we're sound gardens.
Speaker 2: You have not SENTITENTI you don't have it anymore. It's
Speaker 2: not there, but it deleted, so then it's not there.
Speaker 2: You got to grow up. You're the kid in the car.
Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Speaker 2: Why isn't Why why can't we stop?
Speaker 1: I love not being there yet because the drive is
Speaker 1: half the fun.
Speaker 2: Ough, No, it's not really get me. These are apple slices.
Speaker 2: This is not an apple like they are big sign
Speaker 2: I've never seen.
Speaker 1: This before, big pieces. Yeah, I've never seen that. This
Speaker 1: is exciting and it smells so oh dude, you get
Speaker 1: choke on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at this. This is basically what you get
Speaker 2: inside of a like a trail mix, like a package
Speaker 2: of No, it's like a package of dry Yeah, keep.
Speaker 1: It in there. Today we are using LAC take two. Yes,
Speaker 1: calcium enriched. Good for your bones, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Great, Well, we just took that age test so we'll
Speaker 2: see who's older.
Speaker 1: So that basically is gonna tell us like when we're
Speaker 1: gonna die.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna tell you how healthy you are right now.
Speaker 1: How does it know that from your saliva?
Speaker 2: Because your saliva has a bunch of stuff in it.
Speaker 1: I know one thing, I'm hungry let's go. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: clusters and rice things and giant friggin apples.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the friggin apples are very friggin large.
Speaker 1: Mmm mmmmmm. That is really good. Mm hmm. You definitely
Speaker 1: could chocolate in that apple. No, what, I'll say what
Speaker 1: On the packaging.
Speaker 2: It says unique light and crispy texture, And it's true.
Speaker 1: It is unique.
Speaker 2: Were puffed granola usually it has that overly crunchy taste
Speaker 2: that we are often like we're gonna break our teeth this.
Speaker 1: No, and it's weird, but I feel like puff granola
Speaker 1: is kind of a thing you don't see. No, it's
Speaker 1: granola granola, and the puffed I guess is pieces of rice,
Speaker 1: but there are some small pieces of granola. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: This is really kind of cool. I like this. Mm hm. Again,
Speaker 1: it reminds me of another cereal that we've had before.
Speaker 1: Here comes scary flashing lights on. Nobody cares what that crab.
Speaker 1: Crab and cereal don't mix, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: it smells. I don't know if I want it. It
Speaker 1: kind of smells, does it. Yeah, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: been here for a couple of days. Right, you can't
Speaker 1: eat crab that's been in a thing for you. Can
Speaker 1: if it's a frozen really all right? Yeah, I'll have it.
Speaker 1: Can you put it in that fridge right there if
Speaker 1: you don't mind, thank you for it. I won't forget it.
Speaker 1: It smells right, Is it bad? No? You just it's seafood.
Speaker 1: My whole car is gonna smell on the way home.
Speaker 2: That was really smart, scary, m all right.
Speaker 1: That thing's gonna sting. Just slam it shut, it'll close.
Speaker 2: I am going to give this four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: All right, it's okay, scary. You have to come back
Speaker 2: next time. You'll have to have chocolate cereal with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just what he needs. More chocolate, four bowls
Speaker 1: and a spoon. I'm gonna do the same. I'm not
Speaker 1: copying you, but it's really really good.
Speaker 2: I like the blueberry because it's a little sweeter.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. Those blueberries were that sweet.
Speaker 2: I gave it five bowls.
Speaker 1: That one is.
Speaker 2: I like that better than this. But this is nice.
Speaker 2: This feels yeah, this is a good cereal.
Speaker 1: It feels like fall right, mm hmm. It feels like
Speaker 1: we're at a fall festival.
Speaker 2: I'm running in a meadow.
Speaker 1: The leaves are falling. We're picking apples with you in
Speaker 1: the orchard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hearing like a light creak in the background.
Speaker 1: You don't have that, No, I'm just picture it.
Speaker 2: We're running in a meadow.
Speaker 1: This is so nice. Look at the leaves. I'm leaf
Speaker 1: peeping in Vermont. Were in a forest, not a meadow,
Speaker 1: a meadow forest.
Speaker 2: They're like connected are trees in a meadow my vision
Speaker 2: the meadow is connected to my forest.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so beautiful. You smell the crisp bear.
Speaker 1: I smell crab? Is what I smell?
Speaker 2: Crabs by the meadow?
Speaker 1: Where about gets chick from what crab? It's not old?
Speaker 2: You just have to eat it. Like if it tastes bad,
Speaker 2: spit it out.
Speaker 1: It was shipped on Monday. It got here Tuesday, and
Speaker 1: it's beator on ice if there's no ice in a refrigerator.
Speaker 2: But it was on ice package.
Speaker 1: There were ice packs that have melted and are soft.
Speaker 1: Now I think you're fine, I hope so.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just thinking of like on Survivor they
Speaker 2: eat the crabs that they catch same day.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to eat them in my backyard. Oh. Look,
Speaker 1: we got packages.
Speaker 2: Well, I think if it's bad, you're gonna know it's bad,
Speaker 2: and you should just spit it out immediately. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: most that's the go to for seafood.
Speaker 1: Cool. All right, so we move on to the next one. Sure,
Speaker 1: here comes more fall. Are you ready more fall? I
Speaker 1: was excited when I tong is itchy from all your
Speaker 1: allergic to the apple. It might be maybe it's the
Speaker 1: smell of crab on your tongue.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, no, all right, but like some crab
Speaker 2: with like some butter right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I was in the target the other day
Speaker 1: and I saw this on the shelf. I was very excited.
Speaker 1: Those are the cards to ship, not squirreling Karl. That's
Speaker 1: Nate bringing me an envelope. Okay, so no, Carla. Marie
Speaker 1: gets mad if we like do if we say something
Speaker 1: other than what we're doing and we don't explain it,
Speaker 1: like if I said thanks Nate and then just moved on,
Speaker 1: Then she gets angry. She's like, why you're thinking, Nate,
Speaker 1: people don't understand. Yes, she gets mad at us. So
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that Nate just came in with
Speaker 1: a FedEx envelope with some gift cards that I need
Speaker 1: to ship out to winners.
Speaker 2: Hi, Nate, Oh, thank you. Spell it's like crab, right, well,
Speaker 2: there's crab out there. Do you think it's still good?
Speaker 2: I was concerned. I think it's probably fine.
Speaker 1: You know that a lot of us are not going
Speaker 1: to be at work tomorrow, right, Well, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: not eating it. I really don't want violent diarrhea later.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of violent Diaryea, let's move on with cereal.
Speaker 1: So I was at Target the other day. I saw this.
Speaker 1: This is a limited edition granola that was there. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this is fall in a bag?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Ready, good and gather. That's Target's brand, Caramel Apple granola. Okay,
Speaker 1: limited edition. You're not much of a Carmel Apple fan, no, huh,
Speaker 1: But I'm excited. I'm gonna shake a bad You don't
Speaker 1: have to. Yeah, that one, that one's broken.
Speaker 2: I know, no, No, I have it on a thing
Speaker 2: where it repeats and I gotta stop that.
Speaker 1: I know. Don't worry about it now. You can't do it. Midow.
Speaker 2: This smells nice. It smells like it smells nice. Okay,
Speaker 2: I can't really explain the smell.
Speaker 1: I mean, you definitely have the apple, but you smell caramel. Caramel.
Speaker 2: I don't love the shape of the apple there die
Speaker 2: you go from full apple slices to like little cork
Speaker 2: dised and dried, iced and dried, nast and dried.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're saying it like that. It's
Speaker 1: just the way you're saying it makes me want to
Speaker 1: say it like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, lots of apples today, Andrew, I know. It's just
Speaker 2: there's some flakes and granola in here with the apple pieces.
Speaker 1: Hmmm hmmm, mm hmm. It's interesting. There's a s appear
Speaker 1: on the back for caramel apple parfaes. Oh. This irresistibly crunchy.
Speaker 1: Good and Gather naturally flavored with other natural flavors, a
Speaker 1: caramel apple granola is a delicious way to start the
Speaker 1: day with decadent flavors and shareable favorites. Good and Gather
Speaker 1: seasonal offerings are perfect for adding warmth and magic to
Speaker 1: any day. I don't taste the caramel. I do a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: I don't, and I hate the taste of the apple.
Speaker 2: The apple is sour. What is going on? Okay?
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to talk while you eat Okay, your
Speaker 1: fury's stealing all the skittles. I hope he's not stealing
Speaker 1: the skittles. Okay, no problem is he's just taking the box.
Speaker 1: Just the box.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's definitely skittles in there. I like the taste
Speaker 2: of everything, but the apple bulls. I'm gonna give this
Speaker 2: four bowls. I like it as a like. I like
Speaker 2: it without the apple pieces because the apple adds a
Speaker 2: weird thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I choked on it came out.
Speaker 2: See, thanks for showing me that. Okay, it's National disrespect
Speaker 2: your coworker Day.
Speaker 1: That's every day for you. Yep, I give it three balls.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: I like it. I think I think three bowls is
Speaker 2: a little low.
Speaker 1: But if you're interested, check your local Target or maybe
Speaker 1: online at Target dot com or on the app. They're
Speaker 1: not paying for this, but they should be there. Good
Speaker 1: and gathered granola. They have lots of interesting flavors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was Yeah, Like I said, the apple is
Speaker 2: just too sour.
Speaker 1: Personally, they're green apples. That's why they're a little bit
Speaker 1: they're they're not as sweet.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're dart didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeh. See look at the picture of green apples. Oh cool.
Speaker 1: Usually caramel apples are green apples, Granny Smith or macin.
Speaker 1: What's the other green one? Not Macintosh? Granny Smith and
Speaker 1: the other green one.
Speaker 2: I don't know my apples. I really don't. No, I
Speaker 2: just buy them, okay. And I actually buy apple slices
Speaker 2: like you get to little kids in lunchboxes. I love that.
Speaker 1: And we buy the peeled ones from Chikuita. Oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't know they had that. Yeah, some kids, you know,
Speaker 1: are picky and don't like the peels, so we get
Speaker 1: the Chiquita ones peeled.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Right, what's your favorite apple variety?
Speaker 2: Don't have one?
Speaker 1: How do you not? They are quite different, I know, but.
Speaker 2: It's just I personally don't because I couldn't eat apples
Speaker 2: for a really long time without my throat feeling all itchy.
Speaker 1: So is there like an anti allergic apple?
Speaker 2: No, because it's the pesticides that they put on it.
Speaker 2: But what if it's organic, doesn't matter. They still put
Speaker 2: pesticide on it.
Speaker 1: But I thought if it's organic, they don't know. That's
Speaker 1: not what organic means. Okay, whatever, I'm honey crisp all day.
Speaker 2: Also, nine times out of ten when something says it's organic.
Speaker 1: It's not. They just charge more for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yeah, no, what I found out. Actually,
Speaker 2: that's very interesting that we haven't taken a break out
Speaker 2: the cost Oh yeah, the Costco. To get into Costco
Speaker 2: to with your product requires insanely strict FDA requirements and
Speaker 2: it makes me like them for that.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not as easy as you think to do it. Again,
Speaker 2: not as easy as you think to listen at Costco.
Speaker 1: What to list an a costco?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: List your product in the store, yes, list like to
Speaker 1: sell it? Okay, to get into costco?
Speaker 2: All right, it's not as easy as you think to
Speaker 2: selling a Costco.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. After this, I'll let
Speaker 1: you win. I don't care. Yeah, like, I'm not that
Speaker 1: has to have the last word. Guy, Oh you're not.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't, I wouldn't have allowed that to happen, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: shall we move on.
Speaker 2: I'm just picturing like a VHS like Rewind.
Speaker 1: Oh what what you know?
Speaker 2: VHS? Yes, Scott, be kind Rewind.
Speaker 1: By the way, do you know that? Do you know that?
Speaker 1: Last week?
Speaker 2: I think it was thirty It was a nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: five or four.
Speaker 1: With the first blockbuster opened.
Speaker 2: Oh fine, Yeah, now Netflix is making a show about Blockbuster.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. I saw that. Yeah, it's a show,
Speaker 1: though it's not a documentary. They already did all the documentaries.
Speaker 1: There's that last one that's still opened a Bend, Oregon,
Speaker 1: which I'd like to go visit.
Speaker 2: That's I bet you going to make a comeback. Video
Speaker 2: stores in our lifetime are going to make a comeback.
Speaker 1: Right because everything that's old is new again. People are
Speaker 1: like their records are huge again. Yeah, cassettes came back
Speaker 1: for a second. Now they're trying to do a resurgence
Speaker 1: of CDs again. Yeah. Certain artists like Ed Sheeran said
Speaker 1: he loves releasing CD sales.
Speaker 2: So whenever I like, whenever I like an artist and
Speaker 2: their album comes out, I always buy it on CD.
Speaker 1: I like to have something in my hand physically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice. It feels like you're supporting them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like owning my media. I don't like thinking it
Speaker 2: exists in a cloud.
Speaker 1: That's why you're renting it. That's why I'll never get
Speaker 1: rid of my giant CD rack. That's good. I mean
Speaker 1: I have thousands of CDs. That's amazing for you I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with them, but I
Speaker 1: don't want know them. It's too much work. When you
Speaker 1: get a dollar e which maybe no.
Speaker 2: You get an appraiser to come to your house and
Speaker 2: tell you because some CDs are worth a lot.
Speaker 1: A CD appraiser. Yeah. The problem is is ninety percent
Speaker 1: of them are promotional and they have the whole punched
Speaker 1: out in the bar code. No you can. It's just
Speaker 1: they're not worth as much unless.
Speaker 2: They're like really old and cool and we're signed. Of
Speaker 2: course I do have a lot of them signed. There
Speaker 2: you go, So all right, next one, Fall, well, remain
Speaker 2: with Fall. I mean you drink coffee year round? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, is it a coffee flavored cereal?
Speaker 1: Now? Listen. I reached out, yes, I reached out to
Speaker 1: our buddy Greg, you know poot McGee. Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: loves coffee cereal loves And I said, hey, man, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in New York anytime soon because I know
Speaker 1: they're a huge fan of coffee cereals and there aren't
Speaker 1: many of them. And he's like, oh my god, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for thinking of me. But I have
Speaker 1: no plans currently, dang, So I just I can't wait
Speaker 1: anymore because it's going to get old soon. But I
Speaker 1: don't like coffee flavored things, but I know you do,
Speaker 1: so I thought of you. I thought of you and
Speaker 1: poot McGee right away. So unfortunately poot McGee could not
Speaker 1: be here today, but Andrew Poop Andrew here.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was shopping. It's funny. A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, I had a birthday gift certificate for free
Speaker 1: pasta and sauce at a local Italian supermarket called ivor
Speaker 1: Own Brothers on Long Island. There's two or three of them,
Speaker 1: I think, and so I went in. I got my
Speaker 1: free fusili and sauce, which was great, by the way,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, while I'm here in
Speaker 1: this Italian market, let me see if they have any cereal.
Speaker 1: So I went to the cereal aisle and they did.
Speaker 1: It's not Italian. It's just weird, not weird. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the word is.
Speaker 2: Eclectic, okay, eclectic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I found this. It's called dash people this,
Speaker 1: I know what this is. It's on Instagram.
Speaker 2: People are just gonna be the the the keto.
Speaker 1: No it's not, it's not an insta. Some Instagram girl
Speaker 1: that my kids know created this. Off Limits is the
Speaker 1: brand and the serial name is Dash. They had another
Speaker 1: one and I don't even remember what the They have
Speaker 1: three different varieties and I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: It was some kind of something I had never heard of.
Speaker 2: This. This is such a millennial or like gen Z
Speaker 2: type packaging. It's like simple, look at this. This is
Speaker 2: literally the activity. They're like, we gave you basically the
Speaker 2: back of a box. Draw you do it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Even the way that they're saying it is very like
Speaker 2: gen Z speak. Hi, I'm Dash, you're overachieving, bunny, I'm
Speaker 2: never not doing So I needed to collab on a
Speaker 2: cereal that could match my energy and then some you know,
Speaker 2: Chamberlain Coffee knows all about that. So we're bringing you
Speaker 2: the ultimate pick me up. Oh and it tastes like
Speaker 2: dark chocolate and turns the milk to cold brew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what I said. I thought of you may.
Speaker 2: It almost looks like they're doing the happy ending amazing,
Speaker 2: see right.
Speaker 1: They have cinnamon, they have some strawberry something or other.
Speaker 1: And the one that I didn't I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Learn More about Me by checking out my room. Help
Speaker 2: it come to life by coloring and and tagging us
Speaker 2: at off Limits.
Speaker 1: See my daughter actually knew who the coffee girl was
Speaker 1: that she could chamber Chamberlain write.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah right, oh yeah, she's at TikToker yes yeah.
Speaker 1: And this was the other one, who's Pandan. I never
Speaker 1: watched Pandan.
Speaker 2: Don't know it.
Speaker 1: It's a flavor. I never heard of it before.
Speaker 2: Oh uh yeah, okay, yes uh I anyway, yeah.
Speaker 1: Each one of their boxes has a different character representing it. Again,
Speaker 1: if you just go to off Limits on Instagram, you
Speaker 1: can check out and see what they it's. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's so fun.
Speaker 2: It's an artsy made with micro roasted coffee beans. This
Speaker 2: is one of those that I wish that they would
Speaker 2: advertise with us.
Speaker 1: We'd never put you in a box. Boxes are for Cereal.
Speaker 2: We say that I'd want to advertise with them, but
Speaker 2: we haven't had them yet.
Speaker 1: I did. I think I reached out to them. If not,
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good idea. We have to put together
Speaker 2: a one sheet with all of our stats. We're almost
Speaker 2: at one million downloads. That's cool, and in about a
Speaker 2: year and a half, we're almost at a million downloads
Speaker 2: because we switch services so many times, but now on
Speaker 2: spreaker that tracks it, we're almost at a million, which
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's really upsetting to me because I want to like this.
Speaker 1: They are real so much, but I just don't like
Speaker 1: coffee flavored things, and it's already giving me a headache.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna give this a chance. I I mean,
Speaker 2: we give everything a ch cautiously optimistic. I like the
Speaker 2: fact that they say it tastes like chocolate but it
Speaker 2: smells like coffee. I also love that it turns the
Speaker 2: milk into cold brew. That's such a cool concept. If
Speaker 2: you're watching Dash, please don't maybe watch the end of
Speaker 2: it where we might destroy this series.
Speaker 1: You read this whole thing. I wasn't listening because I
Speaker 1: was looking on this as I love that it says, Hi,
Speaker 1: did you read that part? Yeah? I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, I'm just looking to see if it
Speaker 2: has stevia in it.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I hope not. Ingredients rice flour, organic cane sugar,
Speaker 1: oat flour, pea fiber, organic coconut flour, natural vanilla flavor,
Speaker 1: cocoa powder, coffee extract, coffee powder, organic coconut oil, Chamberlain
Speaker 1: ground coffee and cocoa extract. So no awful stevia one.
Speaker 1: Two things. I can't like it because it tastes like coffee.
Speaker 1: I just can't. I'm sorry. It's probably not terrible.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure this out.
Speaker 1: Hmm. I unfortunately can give it two balls at best.
Speaker 1: Just I don't. I don't, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: like coffee cereal. I don't like coffee things. I do
Speaker 1: like coffee ice cream, which is weird, but this is
Speaker 1: just not It can't do it for me.
Speaker 2: This has a My problem is it doesn't taste enough
Speaker 2: like coffee. It washes away too fast.
Speaker 1: Well that's because it's it's creating cold brew and the
Speaker 1: milk for you right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that's cool. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: three bowls.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? You want to try the
Speaker 1: milk first and see if that changes your your tune.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the milk tastes it's good.
Speaker 1: It's coffee ish, coffee ish. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing is it doesn't have enough coffee for me.
Speaker 1: You know what, because of the milk. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it two bowls in a spoon. Because the milk is
Speaker 1: actually pretty decent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the concept. I think that's cool.
Speaker 1: I keep I would like to try another one of
Speaker 1: the flavors, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: It kind of tastes like a coffee ice cream light,
Speaker 2: like a dietetic version of coffee ice cream.
Speaker 1: I always hated when my mom said that, do you
Speaker 1: have anything dietetic? It's just okay, sorry, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's such a seventies like sweet and low thing to
Speaker 1: say dietetic. You know.
Speaker 2: What, let's rewind back three episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm done being that way, Andy. I don't need to
Speaker 1: criticize anything.
Speaker 2: It's just and now I say, this tastes like a
Speaker 2: light version of coffee ice cream, a dietetic one.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate that. I didn't say I
Speaker 1: hated it, just it just.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of my mom. Can I hate anything dietetic,
Speaker 2: anything dietetic?
Speaker 1: Do you have anything dietetic? Sorry, it just tastes dietetic.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, for those reasons, it gets three three balls.
Speaker 1: I would I really would like to try some of
Speaker 1: their other flavors. I didn't buy the PANDAM because I
Speaker 1: thought you'd like this one, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: spend ten dollars on another box of cereal. But because
Speaker 1: I was getting the sauce and pasta free, I figured, eh,
Speaker 1: ten bucks.
Speaker 2: There's that's ten dollars.
Speaker 1: This was ten dollars.
Speaker 2: That's insane, all.
Speaker 1: These like trendy cereals. That's how much they can. I
Speaker 1: want to touch a croissant one. They saw the magic
Speaker 1: spoon and target now, but that's also ten dollars a box,
Speaker 1: and I'm not buying that clue but absolutely not that
Speaker 1: they tried to kill us.
Speaker 2: I want that croissant Cereal. I saw that, but I
Speaker 2: don't think it's actually really a thing.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: They had to open a bag and they send it
Speaker 2: to you. If any of our listeners want to chip in,
Speaker 2: we'll try that croissant Cereal.
Speaker 1: It's fifty bucks, though, is it really for how much?
Speaker 1: How big is their.
Speaker 2: Hand rolled croissants? But that's not Cereal the way that
Speaker 2: they advertise it.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It's like a glazed croissant and they have like a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of little ones and they're crunchy.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had cinnamon Toa's crunch cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, this is a curse.
Speaker 1: Oh no, those are rolled by hand too.
Speaker 2: Oh they are?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really?
Speaker 2: Uh huh you think so?
Speaker 1: I know? So okay, so I'm sorry you said three balls. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now where do you where do you buy the Chamberlain coffee? Like?
Speaker 1: Probably is there a coffee store a shop like in
Speaker 1: the city or something.
Speaker 2: It probably has her own beans. Oh, advertise someplace.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I guess that's it, Andrew. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to the fall episode. I mean, coffee's fall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you did your day in tours voice.
Speaker 1: Coffee is fal Yeah, I guess we could have done
Speaker 1: like a hot chocolate Cereal coffee. It is falk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just snorted.
Speaker 2: I heard it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing next week. I gotta
Speaker 1: be totally honest with you, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll always get it together at the last minute.
Speaker 1: I mean we do always have to.
Speaker 2: Like I'm out of like awesome new cereals right now,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 1: Like all the Christmas ones? Where are they? It's time
Speaker 1: for them? It's time. I gotta do it.
Speaker 2: We should when we do this one, tag a picture
Speaker 2: of or tag the off limits.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll I do I always tag them. But we
Speaker 1: didn't rate it that well, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I keep it three bowls technically that's one above.
Speaker 1: You know how scan me for fun?
Speaker 2: I'm not well.
Speaker 1: I want to see how fun it is.
Speaker 2: It's they want you to design his room. Oh I'm good,
Speaker 2: all right, thank you all for listening to be taking
Speaker 2: We did take commercial?
Speaker 1: Bre he did? Oh we're twenty four minutes in. Holy crap,
Speaker 1: this was a long episode. And that's even with the
Speaker 1: penis commercial. Oh wow, yeah, oh wow. Do you listen
Speaker 1: to the commercials at the beginning and the end to
Speaker 1: or you fast forward? I don't even listen. You don't
Speaker 1: even listen to the show.
Speaker 2: Scott, you know this. I listen on occasion. Wow, Yet
Speaker 2: you listen religiously to do I don't really like I
Speaker 2: lived it, so the thought of listening it back like
Speaker 2: the I'll take the Chip one for example, That one
Speaker 2: I did listen back to and I cracked up.
Speaker 1: Well because you thought that one was funny. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: these are just all throwaway episode no, I mean again,
Speaker 1: filler for Andrew filler filler.
Speaker 2: A real fans would know?
Speaker 1: Do you want Andy off the show?
Speaker 2: So I could get a serial nut to step in?
Speaker 2: I never advertised myself as someone who listens to everything back.
Speaker 1: I know, if you look at all the descriptions, you're
Speaker 1: just too long for the ride.
Speaker 2: That you wrote. You wrote those descriptions been a great ride,
Speaker 2: hasn't it, Andy, Oh, it's been such magic.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get off this coaster. Okay, thank
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Speaker 2: We can't limit everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe we just say we limit you to
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Speaker 1: just say it. Maybe they'll listen.
Speaker 2: No, no one's listening. Okay, Okay, thank you all. We
Speaker 2: love you and appreciate you.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Wednesday with an all new Bowl Chat
Speaker 1: where we'll chat about balls until then. Say crunch, Andrew, Crunch.
Speaker 2: That was derailed.
Speaker 1: What threw you? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I was just crunching the cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the episode's not stopped it. Oh no, you
Speaker 1: said crunch again.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you said it again.
Speaker 1: You're a weirdo.