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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. When you text

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Speaker 1: it in at four, one, six, one day, have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So now we're calling you back to

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Speaker 1: go hey man, what's the dirty little secret? Oh wow, wow,

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Speaker 1: that was that was crazy? Okay, hold on, let me

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Speaker 1: just make sure I'm in a place yeah be heard,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, so um uh yeah and so yeah,

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Speaker 1: gets a good place. So you can tell us a

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Speaker 1: little good now yeah, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's good. Yeah. So um, I'll just come brad

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Speaker 1: out and said I've been having an affair with my

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Speaker 1: wife's sister. For Wow, whoa, that wasn't even a love

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Speaker 1: hate thing. Yeah, that's not even a good secret, bro. Like,

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Speaker 1: everybody cheats on everybody a lot. If they're not in

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Speaker 1: a relationship, they one percent want to be in a

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Speaker 1: lot of people cheat. Everybody cheats on everybody a lot.

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Speaker 1: How does this even get started? Yeah, like, my wife

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Speaker 1: travels a lot work. It wasn't something that either one

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Speaker 1: of us intended. But but you just keep on the train.

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Speaker 1: How does it happen? Then? If you guys were like

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Speaker 1: we I do not want to do this, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're like, whoa, now we're doing this. Well,

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Speaker 1: so she was, she was helping us with childcare while

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Speaker 1: my wife was out of town initially, and like there

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Speaker 1: were a couple of times when when when I was

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Speaker 1: like there a little bit earlier than the kids came

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Speaker 1: home from school, and and and my wife and her

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Speaker 1: sister are identical twins. That's sick, so wrong. You're a

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Speaker 1: double cliche because not only are you sleeping with her sister,

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Speaker 1: you're also sleeping technically with the nanny that's also her sister. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and still kind of your wife because they're twins. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: so I went in thinking, you know, waiting for my

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Speaker 1: sister in law to come help me with the kids.

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Speaker 1: And I thought they look a lot alike. So I

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Speaker 1: thought my wife like surprised me. And she was just

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Speaker 1: like in the house and I I saw her, and

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Speaker 1: I saw her from behind, and I just like snuck

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Speaker 1: up on her. Oh she was a very familiar, thinking

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Speaker 1: that she was my wife. I don't believe you think, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if I believe that either. Well,

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Speaker 1: it happened, I mean, yeah, I thought it was you.

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Speaker 1: It looked just like you, but your wife's twin sister.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell no, what is she thinking? She took you

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Speaker 1: up on it? I mean she told me that she'd

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Speaker 1: been wanting to do it for really long. When did

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Speaker 1: you find out that it was not your wife? If

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Speaker 1: you initially thought it was your wife when you made

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Speaker 1: the move like halfway through you're like, wait a second.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what the definition of halfway

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Speaker 1: through would be, but um, it was pretty quickly. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: I knew you were Yeah, please, thank you, ma'am. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I have to know obviously it's not the best thing

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Speaker 1: that you're doing. To know that if you called the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be okay with this. Yeah, I just,

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Speaker 1: of course I also have to know who's better. Ye

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Speaker 1: that was my question. Do you guys always have to know?

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Speaker 1: As mad as I am at you think you're a

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Speaker 1: horrible person, I still want to know. Well, they have

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Speaker 1: different skills, Yin yang, all right, Yeah, her sister does

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Speaker 1: things that she doesn't do, and she does things that

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Speaker 1: her sister does. So the grass isn't greener on the

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Speaker 1: other side, just a different type of grass, right, It's

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Speaker 1: greener where you water, but you'd be careful. I could

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Speaker 1: end up being crab grass. Then you got to explain

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Speaker 1: some other stuff. We'll go on with your cheating self. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just I don't really know how to end it

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Speaker 1: because I know how to tine. Okay, thanks for secret.

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Speaker 1: You are well. I got all my sisters and me.

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Speaker 1: That's what he said. Thank you for your man, for you.

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