WEBVTT - #377 Eric André Explains His Yearly Text To Nikki , Ideal Partner & Why Vacation is Good 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:07.800 The Nicky Gliser Podcastiser. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.440 Here's Nikki. Hello, welcome to the show. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:11.720 It's me. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:15.320 It's Nicky Glazers Sneaky Glazer Podcast Today. Let's just get 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:17.239 right to it. We have a special guest. We never 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:20.200 have guests on the show. You know that regularly with 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:23.640 us is on your Marina Brian Frangie Noah, but also 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.920 with us today is one of my favorite people. Comedian 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.440 podcaster also on the Big Money Players podcast network with 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:39.920 his new podcast called Bombing with Eric Andre. It's Eric andreter. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.360 Know, don't tell me, but doing out there? 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.760 Who are you hiding from? You were like, nobody knows 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:46.360 I'm out here. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.120 You know what does that mean? Well, it's because the industry. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:51.360 Well let's unback it. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.519 Because the industry if they think that you're not in 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.960 LA or New York, like you won't get as much work, 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.880 that that something happened to you, that you've you've given 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.880 up in some way, And so everyone in LA thinks 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:03.360 I'm in New York, and everyone in New York thinks 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.840 I'm in LA. I kind of like to keep it 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.520 that way. And I'm doing like the Na Bargatzi thing. 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.760 I guess he's the only the Chappelle thing where you 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:11.520 just like live somewhere else and you have like a 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:14.319 normal life outside of this biz, and. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.000 You want to be what you want a healthy life. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.000 You want a healthy, fulfilled life. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:20.479 It's hard. I have nuts. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.640 You picked a life in comedy, dude, that's behind heart. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.240 I was just in couples therapy today talking about my 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.680 boyfriend's you're a boyfriend. Yeah, so he lives here and 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:30.560 we've been together. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:30.760 For how long? 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.199 Really well off and on for ten years. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.480 Isn't your stand up like, yeah, whatever, I fuck whoever, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.760 I fucking do whatever that fucked I want. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.240 You haven't seen a special for a while, but yeah, no, 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.360 Actually that is kind of what my stand up's about. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.760 You're not wrong. It is like, what does your boyfriend 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:46.640 feel about your set? 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:47.880 You're like, I just fucked this. 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.880 Guy right before I got on stage. Fuck you. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.520 He's that guy, Jordan, his name is Yeah, No, he's 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.160 he's He's okay with all my past stuff. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:58.040 He's very comfortable. 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.720 It's hard to find someone who's secure enough to listen 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.640 to me say all this stuff. And then the stuff 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.720 I talk about about us always is I presented as 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.560 my ex boyfriend so that he's not implicated, but it's 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.880 also true because we've broken up. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:11.959 A bunch, so he is my ex. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.560 But we were just in couples therapy and the thing 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.359 that he brought up for us to talk about, which 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.480 is was our biggest fight last week, was he brought up, hey, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.760 you're taping a special coming up, You've got a huge 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.320 tour and everything. Let's talk about where you should go 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.120 on vacation at the end of the special, and I 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.680 started almost crying and saying, I don't want to go 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.400 on vacation. Vacations don't make me comfortable. I don't know 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.680 even how to do them. And we're fighting about how 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.120 I don't like to relax, and so, yeah, you're right. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:40.240 Being a comedian takes a certain type of you have 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:41.520 to be sick in the head. That's what I was 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.560 crying about in therapy is that I don't want to 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.400 go on vacation with my a. You don't like vacation, no, 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.839 because I feel guilty that I'm not getting anything done 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:50.840 and I feel indulgent. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.560 I feel like the fact that we get to do 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:52.960 what we. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.160 Do is already such a gift, Like I get paid 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.560 so much money to be an idiot on stage. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.320 To you, that will help me because I go through 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:07.560 that too. I actually think that your vacation is more 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:12.120 productive for your work and your creativity and your writing 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:18.200 then not going on vacation, stepping away from the pen 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:23.640 and the pad or write. I would say that you would, 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.840 you would be you would be filled with inspiration. You 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.400 take your boyfriend to Greece. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.040 What's the last vacation, Eric? 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.200 I just did two months. I did a month in 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.160 Africa and a month in Africa, so long? 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:38.720 What did you do? 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.560 There's the longest vacation I ever did. I did Morocco 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.960 and these two little equatorial islands called Yeah. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.520 And do you feel amazing? Do you feel you have 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.400 new material? Do you feel have new inspiration. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.080 New inspiration, feel refreshed? 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.240 No new material? I don't know anymore? 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:56.760 Did you. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:59.920 Actually maybe this is why you have ten? 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.480 I had won that, did you Moroccan? 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.600 Rub thought? No, this is why I bought Eric. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.040 The reason that you like I was I'm obsessed with 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.680 your special. For your your Netflix special from two, I 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.200 forget what it was. I watched it during COVID was 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:20.640 twenty from three. You say in the special that it's 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.080 two thousand and six, as a joke and my boyfriend 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.320 I were watching it the other night so I could 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.679 have a little refresher and he was like, was this shot? 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.240 I was like, no, this was, but it was because 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.560 at some point it does seem the same. But no, 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.720 your special is so funny, the bit that I'm I 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.880 love more than anything. And I have played it for 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.599 so many people, including Brian, who this was before we 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.560 even knew you were coming on the show. And I 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.040 was like, you, we were hanging out a lot recently, 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:45.919 and I go, we just need to we need to 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.120 watch the best people's, the best jokes of people. So 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.360 I was like, you need to see this little trinket 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.919 that Eric got from Cuba. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:00.720 Yeah, oh yeah, that thing you didn't This thing you picked. 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.560 Up at a like I guess you just picked it. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.719 Up at a little you know they have all those 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.839 chochkey stores or they're selling tourists, Yeah, they're selling gring 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.880 goes dumb suff It's like, yeah, my friend always says 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.480 about that stuff when you get like a little snow 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.839 globe and a little chochke that says like the country 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.320 y're My friend just takes that. He picks it up 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.000 and goes this goes into landfill, and this goes in 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.960 a landfill, and this doesn't biodegrade, and this doesn't biodegrade. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.120 That's all I see when I go to targets is 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.160 just all of this is going to be in a landfill. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.320 Just look at the just thousands of products and within 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:37.040 two years most of it landfill. Insane, But that inspired 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.120 one of my favorite bits ever. If you want to 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.839 find it, it's about halfway through Eric special called Legalize Everything, 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:46.200 and it's on Netflix and he's holding up this I 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:46.560 don't know. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.640 There's like dangling spoons from it. You'll see it when 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:49.040 you get to it. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.840 There's like wooden kitchen chokes that your grandma has. It's 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.800 like life's a beach or whatever. Yeah, live, laugh, love 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.680 and wine those. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.960 It inspired one of my favorite bits of all time 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.160 and a special and then you go, it's your specials 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.080 just packed to the brim with amazing stuff and I 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.000 just loved it so much so. But now you're doing 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.440 a podcast about bombing on stage, which I've really never 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:11.960 seen you do. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.520 Well, but because you did it. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.720 I did it the other day at the Slipper Room 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:18.159 in New York. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.800 Oh God, yeah, that r what happened. Were you doing 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.640 what's his name? Show? No? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.760 I was doing my friend Sandy show, and I just like, 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.440 I'm like, I gotta get back on the horse and 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:31.279 try new stuff. And then like I did, and I bombed. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.080 I was like, no, I don't standing. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:34.599 Yeah, it is. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.480 You're like a terminator, dude. You were so good at it. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:42.520 You write so much, you have so many like logged hours, 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.159 so much killer material. You're a crusher. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:45.800 Thank you. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.239 Where you get the fucking energy? 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:52.520 It's so fucking My initials are energy, so it starts 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.960 with that. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.920 But that's what I thought it was. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.400 The energy comes from the feeling like it's I think 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.280 it's the only thing that I've ever been good at, 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.359 and so I better just keep doing it. And also, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.880 no good ten thousand hours gets you to an expert level, 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.600 so whether you're good at it or not, like if 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.960 you just keep doing it, you it's like going to 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.200 the gym, like you'll build. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.880 The muscle like it is an exercise. It is, you know, 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:17.480 And I don't write off stage? Are you? 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.400 Are you someone that like sits down with what's your 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.160 writing process? I guess is these always like. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.600 It's always magic in alchemy to me. I never really 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.080 have like a like people like like you know, you 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.320 hear Seinfeld, like I write four hours in the morning, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.840 but like I need to. This is what I do. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.559 I have like a wisp of an idea or something 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.480 I'm mad about or something, and I'll do I'll put 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.000 it in a voice memo and it's not funny yet, yeah, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:40.960 and I'll say it over and over again. I'll listen 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.440 back to the voice memoon. I'll kind of add to it, 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.720 but it's not funny there. Then I have to get 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.960 on stage and do it, and it usually tanks. And 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.480 then I have to either just like put my table 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.160 to my legs and completely give up on it, or 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.560 I go no, no, no, there's something there. And then 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:59.280 you kind of keep beating it up like all these 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.240 different directions and then and then there's like a magic 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.880 that comes from the pressure of the audience looking at you. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:08.280 And then it like kind of like galvanized. That's what 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:08.600 it is. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.840 There's that pressure. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.080 There's that moment where that you start to feel them 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.720 doubt you, and it's do or die, and you're like, 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.560 it's it's this. It's like the strength that women summon 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.640 when they pull a car off their child or whatever, 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.600 Like I just have those moments where I. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:23.760 Will make this work. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.960 Something is going to happen to get this so that 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.880 I don't because everyone's so nervous for me. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:29.880 I can't let them down. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.760 I have to be a hero in this moment and 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:32.760 something happens. 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.280 That pressure, it's that awkwardness, the pressure. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.400 I don't get anything done without pressure. 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.240 I don't readiness. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.600 I write so many jokes on my way to shows 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.199 while I'm walking on stage, like it has to be uh, 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:50.200 there has to be some kind of accountability and yeah, yeah, 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.240 I mean I. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:53.960 Now you're on Now, You're on the set of Kids 0:08:54.000 --> 0:09:00.319 in Corporation, You're on the set of Double Dare you 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.040 know what I'm talking about? You know the pressure? 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.240 If you don't know, my studio does look. 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.000 Like the Colorado Clarissa explains it all. I'm familiar. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:13.200 Listen, nineties throwback was in when we designed the studio, 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:14.360 and it's. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.160 A little when you're plugging your own show with your 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:18.479 hat like merch. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:18.840 From your. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.640 Boy Island baby coming out October sixteenth, Why. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:25.959 Do you get me on f Boy Island? 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:27.600 Oh my god, I would love to have you on that. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.280 Are you singing, why don't I just do what I'm 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.600 single right now? And I would go on there, but 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.880 don't don't have any contestents that would recognize me, which 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.920 will be easy, but like, I want to go in 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:42.000 there and be like a fucking crazy total great. I mean, 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.000 that's just me being regular, But like, I want to 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:45.880 go on. Can I go on? Like one episode? You 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.000 can eliminate me after one episode immediately. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:48.680 First you're going to. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.600 Eliminate me immediately, But I want to be like a maniac. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.600 I love that so much. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.439 I was gonna say if you came on, like this 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.319 show is mainly about what. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.800 I want to, like, eat peanut butter with my handle back, 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.800 and I'd be like, all right, who's ovulating? 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:14.400 Your confidence alone would be attractive. That's what I found 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.640 on these shows, is that nothing else matters except that 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.240 eating peanut butter with your fingers and asking who's ovulating? 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.640 Like that's just a guy who doesn't give a fuck 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.720 in these you know, mainly on the show. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.320 Is trying to elmd. That's not what you should do. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.040 Oh yeah, maybe getting eliminated would. Weirdly, it's kind of 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:36.360 like the first time when Trump won, he like wasn't 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.360 trying to win the presidency. He was just like, Hey, 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.560 I'm doing promotion for my new whatever, my new steaks 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.880 or whatever. And then he won. He was like, shit, 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.760 it'd be like that where I'd be like eating peanut 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:46.800 butter with my fingers. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:52.400 You'd be elimination. Girls love it. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.400 I mean yeah, if you wanted to, if you wanted 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.600 to get eliminated, you just come in and like kind 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.360 of nervously say you look beautiful ladies and like shake 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.440 their hands, and then you're fucking out. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.320 No one needs lame, lame? 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:06.000 Are you worried at all? 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.120 That? 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:07.280 Like? 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.120 If I did a show that was had a theme, 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:10.640 like a podcast with the theme, I'd be worried. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.760 I like, would run out of stories? Is that a 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.040 worry of yours? Is that what? Oh? 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:14.600 I ran out? 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:15.880 I ran out of gas. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:20.319 Long halfway through, I'm like, oh yeah, somebody threw a 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:21.079 bottle at you. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.520 Okay, whatever next. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.560 I mean, then it becomes a show about just bombing 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.319 in life, because I think bombs. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:28.880 Yeah, that's what it is. It's about failure. It's not 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.199 about just bombing on stage. It's about like failure. And 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.800 I always open it up to like bombing, like just 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.719 any the worst job you ever had, the worst day 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.680 job you ever have. It's just like just the failures 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.360 and trials and tribulations of life. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:41.840 Doesn't it suck that? 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.319 Like we always get to a point in life where 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.240 you think that all of your failures are behind you 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:46.640 and they. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:48.959 You're grateful for them because they led you here. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.839 But like we all have to, like we're all gonna 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.880 trip at some point in our lives coming up soon, 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:55.840 and it's gonna be really embarrassing and you're gonna fall 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.200 in the ground. Like I always think about how I 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.640 have a bunch of trip and falls or like dropping 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.720 things on my toe or like things. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:03.080 It's it's never gonna stop. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.280 Life is going to keep throwing bullshit at you, and 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.480 I'm going to keep bombing, Like bombing is the worst 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.679 feeling in the world, and I will keep doing it 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.360 the rest of my career. It will never stop for me. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.240 There will be times on stage where it's so awkward, 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.320 where I will question everything and want to cry when 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:18.840 I get off stage, and I. 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:20.800 Know that's in my future. It's going to probably happen 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:21.760 this week on tour. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:26.400 Like thing you do is you bomb, You're dying is 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.720 like really embarrassing, Like the last thing you do. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:30.760 Is so. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.040 Or you go, oh my god, Like that's like the 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:40.280 most embarrassing. And when you ship your pants. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.120 Ship, don't you like does everyone do that? 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:54.920 Everything stops yet it's so embarrassed. God, you gain pounds 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.600 before when they draw the chalk out line, it's like 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.720 half an inch bigger than if you would have they 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.240 would have gotten two seconds before. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.000 That's so true. The one death that looks like so hot? 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:08.240 Though? 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:09.720 Did you ever see one of the women in like 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.640 the twenties who threw herself off a building and she 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.320 falls on this car and she falls in like a 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:15.480 beautiful way. 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.640 You should look it up. She looked so hot. I 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.120 was like that. I like more. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.760 Mickey has watched all nine to eleven footage. She's obsessed 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.240 with Columbine. She's seeing every quo so. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:30.720 You're morbid fascinating. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.280 I don't watch like beheadings, I don't watch. I don't 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:37.920 like watching people, even your show. I have had struggle 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.600 struggles watching because I don't like people, even fate getting 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.000 hurt or paunched or like. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.199 Falling Columbine and nine to eleven. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.280 It already happened, and I just I don't want to 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.160 watch footage from it because there is no footage. That's 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.240 what makes it like creepy. And the nine to eleven 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.719 there's barely any footage from that, you know, like I 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:56.760 don't know, there's not but you don't see people like. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:58.520 Actually hitting the ground and stuff, you know what I mean. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:13:59.480 It's all like you. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.480 You know, they're remaking nine to eleven with all female ters. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.040 They should have done it a while ago. It's about time. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.080 Times up. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.360 It's Leslie Jones. Leslie Jones is the star. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:19.880 Uh what have you been up to, Eric, besides the pod? 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.760 So you're getting battle off the road? Yeah, I went 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:23.760 on a two month vacation. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.560 Yeah, Monday, I'm going to Peru to do ayahuasca and 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.840 climbata beat you, and then I go away from Peru 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.680 to Kansas City to Oh. 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:34.160 No, that's a great segue. Wait, just like it. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.320 You're have you you as people call it aya. I 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.840 realized that's what they call it. You've done it before, 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:40.600 I'm guessing. 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:43.000 Never done it, never done it? One No way, I 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:47.520 haven't either. Are you scared? Nervous? Excited? What's what? What 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.080 do you want? What's your intention going. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.280 In, Uh, you know the usual. 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.720 Yeah, clear some stuff out. Look at some rooms in 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:56.920 your brain you haven't seen before. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:14:59.400 You got it yet? 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.120 Yeah, okay, I'm into that. Yeah. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:06.080 I'm vomiting, vomit a purge, purge it. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.920 I'm going to come out a little dinner. Sign me up. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.880 No, people, most people have told me they go, I 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.920 lost five to ten pounds. Yeah, because you're vomiting so much. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:21.520 Okay, and you're child, guess I'm coming with you. We 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.800 film a road trip movie. Are you going for friends? 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.760 Are you going to do this solo? Solo? 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:30.320 I know no one? Ah, a group of strangers? 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:31.640 Yeah, oh my god. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.720 And are you worried you'll be recognized or does that even. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.440 Now now, I'm not worry about it. I don't think 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:39.080 it's that kind. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.360 Of crowdy crowd. Do you do burning man? 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.240 I was actually gonna do it this year. I always 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.440 say like, I was like, nothing sounds appealing about it, 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.400 it's hard to get to you gotta build ship, yawn, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.600 and then like barter, I'm like, huh, there's rules. Nothing 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.920 sounded appealing. But this year I was like, I gotta go. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:16:00.480 I'm gonna do it. And then I conn't. I had 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:01.680 work and I couldn't figure it. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:03.400 I Yeah, I get it. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.760 I want to. I'll do it. I'll do it just 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.520 for the experience, even if I don't like it. I'll 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.120 do it for the experience. And I'll do like the 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:17.359 boogiest version. I will do the most suburban wos fucking. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.040 Uh glad to hear that. Yeah, I'll do that because 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.640 you seem like I wouldn't do. 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:26.440 The No, no burning man, I'm not. I'm sleeping on 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.200 the ground and I'm gonna ship in a hole and 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:29.480 ta up in my hand. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.680 No, because you like. I will say one thing about you. 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:40.000 We met I probably fifteen years ago or something, probably longer. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:40.160 Than that. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.920 Chat Roulette specifically, I forget. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.240 I mean, I guess we met through Amy for through Schumer, 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.920 and you've always been so nice to me, and you 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:55.680 you had fame before I ever touched it, and you 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:56.520 were still nice to me. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:57.320 That's true. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.280 Yeah, you started, you started on the scene. Maybe we 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:01.720 were kind of maybe on the same thing, but I 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:03.840 don't know. I always just kind of assumed you were 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:05.520 ahead of me in the game. But you were just 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.080 one person that was always so nice to me, and 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.480 you still we haven't hung out, I haven't seen you 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.639 in person. I can't even remember the last time, but 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.119 you still send me invites to your birthday parties and 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:15.480 stuff like. 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:16.880 That, and I'm wondering, never come. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.800 I've never once been able to go, but I always 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.760 want to and I'm always so touched, So please never 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.840