WEBVTT - Slow Down with the Jonas Brothers

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<v Speaker 1>All right, guys, I have a question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So when you walk into a bathroom with other people

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<v Speaker 3>and there's urinals in a row and then there's the

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<v Speaker 3>smaller urinal that's lower to the ground, do you on

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<v Speaker 3>purpose avoid it and make others go there?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you take it or take one for the team? Splashback.

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<v Speaker 1>You got splashback.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're hitting more of the wall, not the

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<v Speaker 2>collection thing at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Lower for me, the better. Just kidding. I.

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<v Speaker 1>No. No? I thought it was funny. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think about that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think about it?

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<v Speaker 3>No. I just think it's a power play sometimes. I

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<v Speaker 3>think people use it as a power play. I just

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<v Speaker 3>try not to be right next to somebody. You guys

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<v Speaker 3>just don't care about your pants.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look at my pants today. I stay dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just dirty. You buy dirty pants. Well, that was educational,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Thank you for asking that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I do when I'm wearing a suit,

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<v Speaker 2>which is, you know, especially a light-colored suit? I will

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<v Speaker 2>not use a urinal. I have to go to stall.

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<v Speaker 2>That way there's zero splashback potential because there's nothing worse

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<v Speaker 2>than getting dressed up, looking nice, you're at an event,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden you come out and you have, like, splashback.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish somebody would have told me that years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been helpful. Here to help.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so now that we've established that you're questionable, both

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<v Speaker 2>of you, You have a game you want to play?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a game.

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<v Speaker 2>I always come prepared, you know, which means I ask

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<v Speaker 2>the producers to prepare it, and then they help me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's very kind.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think it'd be funny if we watched some

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<v Speaker 2>of our podcast a little slower than normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>See how either intoxicated or happy we feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe, I'm just going to say it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>give you serious props for it real quick, though. This

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<v Speaker 3>coffee is some of the best coffee I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>I had earlier today too i agree with you on

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<v Speaker 2>that shout out to coffee was here at in tampa

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<v Speaker 2>yeah i met them this morning that kevin and nick

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<v Speaker 2>and i had this place called ash right we went

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<v Speaker 2>to ash down the street but they're they do pop-ups

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<v Speaker 2>of restaurants met these lovely people that they have this

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<v Speaker 2>company called coffee was here i went for the coffee

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<v Speaker 2>holy cow coffee was here with a w u z.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously of course because you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Why and there are Lovely humans, and we all hit

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<v Speaker 2>it off. They kept the kitchen open so Nick could

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<v Speaker 2>have some lunch, some brunch. Food was bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a solo breakfast. It was nice. Sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>need that, just solo time. I love it. I love

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<v Speaker 1>my solo time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then right at the end, I was like, crazy question,

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<v Speaker 2>but I see you packing up. Would you guys ever

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<v Speaker 2>do something at Arben? He said, say less.

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<v Speaker 1>And then now they did a pop-up here. It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I'm jacked at the tits. Let's play your game. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I do give you Disney Channel ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 4>She said no to going to the dance.

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<v Speaker 1>Like one of those. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great I like that it's important that we have

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<v Speaker 3>that for you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is just for me keeps you focused that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you that's good for you it's gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>annoying for.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys yeah I don't believe the earth is flat

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<v Speaker 3>howdy doody.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello how are you I'm pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>We're over here answering advice. Giving advice. I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>screwed that up. Sorry, curse. I can't. All right, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hey.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi there.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. Oh, God. The new bed...

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<v Speaker 1>Topping thing that you guys got. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Did Kevin have a conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Nick are... Munich or.

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<v Speaker 4>We're really trying to figure this out.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this won't even sound good at normal speed.

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<v Speaker 1>He gave you the heads up that he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to get the bed topper.

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<v Speaker 2>This sounds like we're on someone's bachelor party calling the

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<v Speaker 2>wife late at night.

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<v Speaker 4>He's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>He's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Can he stay another day? He doesn't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>home yet. Is this a game or is this just

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<v Speaker 1>for the fun?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes games don't have to be a winner. It's just fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You said game.

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<v Speaker 1>Just checking, making sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>You win that, though. Okay, I win that. You definitely

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<v Speaker 1>win that. You know what it is. Okay, what we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the game part of it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>ask you a question. Yeah. And you have to give

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<v Speaker 2>me the most detailed answer you can give me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. In response to this question. And you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>slow it down for us. I'm going to slow it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich? My favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go with the Italian BLT. Bacon, lettuce, tomato.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love it. I love all this. Put all

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<v Speaker 1>the dressing, all of it. Put it all on. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go 12 inch foot long. Look. and

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be delicious. I like the whole wheat bread.

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<v Speaker 1>They have the option, the whole wheat bread, and I

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<v Speaker 1>love it, and I'm ready for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so as we're getting this ready, your answer was great,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was something that I can already tell is

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<v Speaker 2>going to sound hilarious in Slimo.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hope so. I like this.

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<v Speaker 4>My favorite Jersey Mike sandwich. Oh, that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go with the Italian BLT. Italian field tea. Bacon, lettuce, tomato.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love.

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<v Speaker 4>It. Put all the dressing, all of it, put it

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<v Speaker 4>all on. And I'm going to go 12 inch foot long.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's going to be delicious.

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<v Speaker 4>Delicious. I like the whole wheat bread to have the option,

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<v Speaker 4>the whole wheat bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm craving Jersey Mike's.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to sell this game, make a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole idea would be we encourage you and your

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<v Speaker 2>friends to have a small and responsible wheat gummy before

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<v Speaker 2>you play the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a few drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a great game. And then you do the thing,

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<v Speaker 3>you record it, and then to play as... Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to make that, right? I'm going to build that, like, today.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready, Kevin? I'm, like, legit going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're launching it now on the Hey Jonas podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. Okay, ready? Your prompt is coming. Yes. When was

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<v Speaker 1>the last time you farted in bed and you were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get it on? I was trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>it on, you said?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It interrupted the flow.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, two, one.

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<v Speaker 3>Last time I was trying to get it on, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was interrupted by a nice little fart, was.

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<v Speaker 1>About a year ago. Okay. It was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>before it got back into bed. I was outside. Was

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<v Speaker 1>I outside the sheets? That's enough. Run it back. I

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<v Speaker 1>just knew you'd get fumbled on that one. Yeah. Word fumble,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, if something tells me this is...

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<v Speaker 1>Now we'll call Danny and fact check it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time I was... Like a scholar. Trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>it on. But it was interrupted by a nice little fart.

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<v Speaker 1>It was about a year ago. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>It was one of those before it got back.

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<v Speaker 1>Into bed. It was. I was outside. I was outside

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<v Speaker 1>the sheets. I was outside the sheets. That's enough. Leave

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<v Speaker 1>it there. Thank you for playing ball. Well, that was

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<v Speaker 1>slowed down with the Jonas Brothers. It's called slurred. Slurred.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. S-L-R-D. Slurred.

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<v Speaker 2>Slurred.

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<v Speaker 1>Slurred. Maybe we'll work on the name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Just workshopping a few things here.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I think that's all our time for today.

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<v Speaker 2>We're out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're out of time.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to go perform on stage. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do the whole show in slow-mo. As always, thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>joining us.

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<v Speaker 4>See you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye-bye.