WEBVTT - Introducing: Ridiculous Crime

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, I'm Elizabeth Dutton and I'm Szaron Burnett. Meat Ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>Crime a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always murder free and ridiculous. No blood and guts,

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<v Speaker 1>no dead ladies, just pure, uncut, mad cap criminality will

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<v Speaker 1>bring you crimes like the super sleuth dog who recovered

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<v Speaker 1>the stolen World Cup trophy. Some of the newspaper articles

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<v Speaker 1>from England are talking about how they went to get coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like bull, they did not get coffee. Those guys

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<v Speaker 1>went and got tea and like some sort of pastry

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<v Speaker 1>filled with smashed meats. Oh god, but wait, there's more.

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<v Speaker 1>How about love struck sixteen year old repelling into a

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<v Speaker 1>luxury car dealership and he sees this yellow and black

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<v Speaker 1>aforementioned guy, Fiery Lambeau, So of course that's the car

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna take. He breaks in, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>he had also googled how to breaking, So you can

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<v Speaker 1>learn anything on YouTube. I'm telling you, between YouTube and Google,

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<v Speaker 1>there ain't a single thing that you can't find. Or

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<v Speaker 1>how about Billy Idol and his buddy on a bender

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<v Speaker 1>so bad the tie Army had to be called in

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<v Speaker 1>rent jet skis and play chicken on them well naked,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're playing chicken, and of course Billy crashes and

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<v Speaker 1>sings jest ski. Or maybe the time a man who

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<v Speaker 1>needed a quarter of a million dollars to save his

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<v Speaker 1>family decided to steal Frank Sinatra's son. Don't make any

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<v Speaker 1>noise and nobody will get hurt, and Frank Junior is like, okay, now,

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<v Speaker 1>mind you Frank Sinatra Jr. And his trumpet player. They're

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out in their underwear eating fried chicken. This bounty

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<v Speaker 1>can be yours. Do you think those out of context

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<v Speaker 1>clips are great? Way? Do you hear an entire episode thrills, chills, laughter,

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<v Speaker 1>adventure references to bush meat, PCP, superspot, fake eyeballs, shape cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I feel like we're just doing word associations. No,

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<v Speaker 1>those are all shows. Listen to Ridiculous Crime starting February

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<v Speaker 1>fIF on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you get your podcasts