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Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Elizabeth Dutton and I'm Szaron Burnett. Meat Ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Crime a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons.

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Speaker 1: It's always murder free and ridiculous. No blood and guts,

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Speaker 1: no dead ladies, just pure, uncut, mad cap criminality will

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Speaker 1: bring you crimes like the super sleuth dog who recovered

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Speaker 1: the stolen World Cup trophy. Some of the newspaper articles

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Speaker 1: from England are talking about how they went to get coffee.

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Speaker 1: I'm like bull, they did not get coffee. Those guys

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Speaker 1: went and got tea and like some sort of pastry

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Speaker 1: filled with smashed meats. Oh god, but wait, there's more.

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Speaker 1: How about love struck sixteen year old repelling into a

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Speaker 1: luxury car dealership and he sees this yellow and black

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Speaker 1: aforementioned guy, Fiery Lambeau, So of course that's the car

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Speaker 1: he's gonna take. He breaks in, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: he had also googled how to breaking, So you can

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Speaker 1: learn anything on YouTube. I'm telling you, between YouTube and Google,

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Speaker 1: there ain't a single thing that you can't find. Or

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Speaker 1: how about Billy Idol and his buddy on a bender

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Speaker 1: so bad the tie Army had to be called in

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Speaker 1: rent jet skis and play chicken on them well naked,

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Speaker 1: so they're playing chicken, and of course Billy crashes and

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Speaker 1: sings jest ski. Or maybe the time a man who

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Speaker 1: needed a quarter of a million dollars to save his

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Speaker 1: family decided to steal Frank Sinatra's son. Don't make any

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Speaker 1: noise and nobody will get hurt, and Frank Junior is like, okay, now,

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Speaker 1: mind you Frank Sinatra Jr. And his trumpet player. They're

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Speaker 1: hanging out in their underwear eating fried chicken. This bounty

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Speaker 1: can be yours. Do you think those out of context

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Speaker 1: clips are great? Way? Do you hear an entire episode thrills, chills, laughter,

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Speaker 1: adventure references to bush meat, PCP, superspot, fake eyeballs, shape cats.

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Speaker 1: Now I feel like we're just doing word associations. No,

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Speaker 1: those are all shows. Listen to Ridiculous Crime starting February

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