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Speaker 1: Hey, it's bringing Jeffrey in the morning. We got a

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Speaker 1: full hour for you right now.

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Speaker 2: Apparently there's a guy that called her a loser line

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Speaker 2: who's trying to get in the Guinness World Record books.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess it didn't work out with us.

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Speaker 4: We never know.

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Speaker 1: We understand that Jeffrey tried.

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Speaker 2: He tried to get in the Guinness World Record and

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Speaker 2: it was all because the Capri.

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Speaker 1: Sun was the wrong side.

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Speaker 3: He needs to retry it.

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Speaker 1: It really should. I don't know why we have it.

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Speaker 1: We gave up, I know we really did. All right,

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Speaker 1: what are you seeing in the comments, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Martin said, listening to y'all is like an investment.

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Speaker 5: I have to decide whether to listen to one show

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Speaker 5: each day or to save all the shows to.

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Speaker 3: Listen to them consecutively.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is already a full hour, I know,

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Speaker 2: so you could do five hours with us.

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Speaker 3: Your mental state after that can't be good.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be like a warning against that. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there is. All Right, we're gonna start your

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Speaker 1: full hour right now.

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Speaker 6: How lazy is too lazy?

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Speaker 7: That's a challenge.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's such a thing for It's Brooke.

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Speaker 6: And Jeffery in the morning, because we've all had our

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Speaker 6: moments where you don't feel like cooking dinner one night

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Speaker 6: so you just order something for delivery.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 6: And I bring it up because there's a story going

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Speaker 1: One. That's it.

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Speaker 6: All they wanted was a single packet of salt.

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Speaker 1: What no food?

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Speaker 2: They're going to play a delivery fee to get that.

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Speaker 6: That's the weird things because normally McDonalds would hand those

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Speaker 6: you have to do the delivery fees plus leave a

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Speaker 6: tip once they bring it over. Brook, what would you

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Speaker 6: say you should tip on a single packet of salt

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Speaker 2: I feel like a lot because if you were willing

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Speaker 6: You totally you must be in a dark place in

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Speaker 6: your life if that's what you have to do. And

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Speaker 2: You have money, so easy solutions here.

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Speaker 1: I'm with her.

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Speaker 6: A lot of restaurant workers in the commons said they

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Speaker 6: actually seen similar orders like this, like people just wanting

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Speaker 6: a single dipping sauce delivered to them, and a few

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Speaker 6: other strange one item orders that people have requested a

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Speaker 1: It's pretty expensive stuff.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, someone wanted just a plastic fork from Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is the best to improve their already collection

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Speaker 6: There's a small bag of pickles somewhat ordered, and twenty

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Speaker 6: individual slices of American cheese. Oh, I'd like to door

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Speaker 6: dash one shot collar. Question of the day, No tomato

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Speaker 1: Are you tipping? Are you tipping?

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Speaker 6: I'll tip all the way Give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 10: Someone called French basketball phenom Victor Wembanyama, because today we're

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Speaker 10: gonna need an expert on rejections.

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Speaker 6: That one cut deep.

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Speaker 1: He rejects a lot of Yeah, he's a really.

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Speaker 6: Tall player in the NBA.

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Speaker 10: Send you his Instagram. I say that because a survey

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Speaker 10: found the top twenty excuses that women will use to

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Speaker 10: during a special romantic rejection edition of plenty of dwenty. Now, remember,

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Speaker 10: the number one answer on the board will trigger the

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Speaker 10: silver save, which keeps you in the game after a

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Speaker 10: That's Fox for a top twenty rejection lines that women

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, uh, I'm just gonna say you simply

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Speaker 7: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 10: I'm not looking to date right now? Is number seven

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Speaker 10: on the list? Brook, you're not looking for a relationship

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Speaker 1: Okay, there we go. Okay, that's it.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 10: Next up is Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I mean the classic like when someone asked for your

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boyfriend, I'm seeing other people.

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Speaker 10: Jake, I've got a boyfriend number six on my list. Jose,

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Speaker 10: it's your turn?

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Speaker 7: Oh many do why I hear him?

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Speaker 11: Jake?

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Speaker 9: Yah?

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Speaker 1: Going to dating, You're busy. I'm busy.

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Speaker 10: I'm busy, Jose said, I'm busy number eight on my list.

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Speaker 10: My life is too complicated right now.

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Speaker 6: So that's correct.

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Speaker 10: What's going on, Jeffrey, we're up to you.

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Speaker 6: I don't know when when I meet people, they always

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Speaker 6: I'm like, well, you responded to the ads, so that's

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Speaker 10: I'm not into men anymore. Number eighteen sense we're back

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Speaker 10: to the top of the list. That's Brooke.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like just saying it's against my religion would

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Speaker 7: I mean, what's your religion?

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Speaker 6: What religion doesn't want people to meet and fall in love.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: They're not gonna with question.

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Speaker 7: I stopped.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Satanist, oh man, I think God.

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Speaker 2: It's either that or I'm not over my ex. I

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Speaker 10: I'm not over my ex is number twelve. I just

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Speaker 5: It's like when people say I'm working on myself, is

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Speaker 10: I'm really focused on myself. Number three on the list.

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Speaker 10: I'll focus on myself or focused on my career.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Back to Jose.

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Speaker 7: The easiest thing to say is you're not my type.

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Speaker 6: I'm not physically attracted to you. It okay, everything about.

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Speaker 7: Your breath.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for translating, Ladies, you're not my type.

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Speaker 10: Number nine on the list, I'm not attracted to you

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Speaker 6: I know a common one lately that you hear is, oh,

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Speaker 10: Our horoscopes don't match. Number seventeen on the list.

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Speaker 6: That's actually there.

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Speaker 10: Back to Brooks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how about just like.

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Speaker 2: You're in the moment and you're panicking and you say,

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Speaker 2: I have a friend or family emergency.

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Speaker 10: I can't I have an emergency. Did not make our list.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I just grab my pants.

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Speaker 1: It's more like, oh my god, my best friends cried

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Speaker 10: Oh, I was thinking, like my best friend craftter pants.

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Speaker 10: I have to go. Alexis, it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: What if it's just like I'd rather be friends.

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Speaker 10: Let's be friends. Number one answer on the board and

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Speaker 10: the sober save Jose, We're back to you. You got any more?

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Speaker 7: I have one more. I'm just gonna say political views.

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Speaker 10: We don't agree politically. Did not make the top twenty Jeffrey,

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Speaker 10: it's up to you. A wrong answer gives the game

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Speaker 10: to Alexis, and a right answer keeps you in it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, if you're going like you're not my type,

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Speaker 6: I could keep up with you.

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Speaker 1: You're too much, too you're too much, You're too much.

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Speaker 10: I think you're too good for me. Only fifteen on

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Speaker 10: the list, Jeffrey Dotting. The bottom of the list here,

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Speaker 10: Alexis is silver silver saved.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't even know.

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Speaker 5: I reject guys or if they try to buy me

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Speaker 5: a drinking out on drink with them, I'm pregnant Jake.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm pregnant, Jake.

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Speaker 10: I'm not on the list, but you have the silver

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Speaker 6: I guess I would just go with I don't think

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Speaker 10: Oh, I parents, That is not on my list. Jeffrey

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Speaker 10: Alexis wins the rejection line plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: The expert on rejecting men, takes the victory today. She

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Speaker 6: is going to choose who gets shocked, and they're going

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Speaker 6: to sing someone like you by Adele Brooke.

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Speaker 3: I expected more rejection lines from you.

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Speaker 6: She's just not used to it.

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Speaker 1: Never mad, so blah black you.

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Speaker 2: I wish not but the best for you?

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Speaker 6: Isn't that about like sad about being Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she got dumb.

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Speaker 6: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: We cover a lot of food news on this show.

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Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, but we rarely

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Speaker 1: That's a good point, Jess.

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Speaker 6: That's why today we're doing our first ever first report. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: there's a couple of questionable drink decisions being made by

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Speaker 6: pretty big companies, and the listeners need to know. First.

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Speaker 6: The restaurant chain Taco Bell, for the first time in

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Speaker 6: over two decades, they announced they're adding a new permanent

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Speaker 6: Mountain Dew Baha Midnight's glowing purple colored drinks.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so, yeah, you know that.

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Speaker 6: Anybody ordering that's going to be very high.

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Speaker 1: Well they're confident.

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Speaker 6: Taco Bell was like, nope, gen zers are going to

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Speaker 6: That's not a movie. Theaters always very little.

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Speaker 6: It's the radio segment that's teamed up with our own

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Speaker 6: forty nine year old's Gary Scholar was about to go

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Speaker 6: I don't mean a service animal or a longtime companion.

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Speaker 2: No, you bring the food out to the dog. Don't

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Speaker 3: Like it's a service dog, right, I'm like yeah.

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Speaker 14: Lady in the Tramp, Someone's got to feed the dog,

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Speaker 14: So they told Gary to leave, and he threw another

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Speaker 1: Money he is attacking people.

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Speaker 6: He must have thrown it pretty hard too, because this

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Speaker 1: It was embarrassed by Gary's Beha ran away.

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Speaker 6: Gary told them he's a steakhouse dog now, but none

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Speaker 6: next lazer story. Out of Los Angeles, a sixty four

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Speaker 6: year old man named Trenton Dick for has not been

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Speaker 6: Don't laugh, don't laugh. Trenton has not been the greatest

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Speaker 14: Well, he's mad because he can't figure out what it's

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Speaker 6: For the reason why he hasn't been the best neighbor

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Speaker 6: is a few months back he installed train horns on

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Speaker 1: Can walk by, and two.

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Speaker 6: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's another lady protesting it. It's a whole thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: App Well, the thing with these train horns is they

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Speaker 6: which has a range of more than three miles. Neighbors

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Speaker 6: have been calling the cops for months, but up until

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Speaker 6: they come out, talk to Trenton and then just leave.

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Speaker 6: Finally the local news got involved and they spoke to him.

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Speaker 6: He admitted he's doing it intentionally because he has a

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Speaker 7: Okay, so he's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get back by blowing a train.

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Speaker 6: He claims he's been harassed by their leaf blowing sounds

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Speaker 6: Trenton said, I just want justice to be served. I

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Speaker 6: I'm so sorry to discomfort you people in your homes,

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Speaker 6: but I just don't know what else to do. He

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Speaker 1: Good night everyone.

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Speaker 6: And after that Trenton was arrested, charged and released. And

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Speaker 2: Yet no jake breaks allowed in my hometown.

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Speaker 1: What you know, it's for semi trucks.

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Speaker 6: Oh, talking about her new father. And let's go to

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Speaker 6: your next laser story. Out of the study of sleep,

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Speaker 2: But I know people, My best friend has to travel

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Speaker 2: with a sea pap machine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not cute either.

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Speaker 6: If you do, you might want to start blowing into

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Speaker 6: a cont shell.

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Speaker 1: Like a seashell.

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Speaker 6: Yep. The study out of India broke people into two groups,

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Speaker 1: And are you excited that you get into the cont

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Speaker 7: Do you sleep with your mouth so you inhale? Exhale?

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Speaker 6: They had each group practice at least fifteen minutes a day,

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Speaker 6: five days a week.

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Speaker 1: Oh, hey, you're getting good at this contract.

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Speaker 6: The shell heads, I'm pretty sure that's what they called them.

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Speaker 6: In the study. They vastly improved their sleep over the

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Speaker 6: deep breathers.

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Speaker 7: Wow, like help train their breathings.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 6: The people who blew into the shell daily had five

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Speaker 2: I imagine a con shell person living next door to

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Speaker 7: He's like, I'm trying to sleep. He's like, okay, good.

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Speaker 6: So what do the experts say about it? They think

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Speaker 6: it's possible that this actually could be effective because blowing

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Speaker 6: on it helps strengthen the muscles in your face and

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Speaker 6: out for seashells anytime soon. Sound like MLA, at least

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Speaker 6: not untill more studies come out proving the con shell

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Speaker 6: is for real.

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Speaker 9: I love it.

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Speaker 7: I think it's cool and it's nature solving it.

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Speaker 6: And speaking of a guy who likes blowing into random objects,

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Speaker 6: oh my god, just said he believes everyone should blow

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Speaker 6: into a knee high boot every single Sunday, not for

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Speaker 6: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: When you're hot, sexy and single. What are your goals

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Speaker 6: when you go out on the weekend. Is it like

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Speaker 6: Alexis trying to get as many free drinks purchase for

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Speaker 6: you as possible?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Or is it like jose when he goes in public

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Speaker 6: and yells, who wants to take a selfie with me?

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Speaker 6: And let me record a personal video for your children

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Speaker 6: on your phone? You don't know me, I'm on the radio.

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Speaker 1: That's also fun.

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Speaker 6: What are your kid's names? One guy had a much

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Speaker 6: for one woman to go down in history with him,

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Speaker 6: to get both of their names into the Guinness Book

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Speaker 6: of World Records. Yes, sadly it didn't happen, because his

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Speaker 6: voicemail came to us and we're gonna play it for

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Speaker 6: you in a brand new Loser line coming up right

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Speaker 6: after this.

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Speaker 9: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 9: Loser line. Good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 6: Back if you haven't heard the Loser line before. It

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Speaker 6: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 6: line on you sweetams. Do you know your boobs?

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Speaker 4: You remind me of the moon Landing.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm like super fake, but I'm still tuning in. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I believe whatever you do to try and hook him

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Speaker 6: that's when you give him the numbers of the loser

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Speaker 15: Hey Tom, it's I.

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Speaker 16: I'm calling because I feel super bad about something and

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Speaker 16: I just I wanted to tell you, like I had

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Speaker 15: Night, but I kind of lied about something and.

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Speaker 16: I'm really embarrassed, and I like, I really like you,

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Speaker 16: So that's like, I just I want to confess because

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Speaker 16: you know the part about having to leave because my

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Speaker 15: I know it sounds because like it didn't happen.

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Speaker 11: That was a total life.

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Speaker 15: I wanted to go to the other bar with you,

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Speaker 15: but I kind of panicked. So that's why I was like,

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Speaker 15: oh my god, I've just come up with like some

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Speaker 15: super crazy lie. That's not the first time lied, and

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Speaker 15: I want about something else about like my cat getting

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Speaker 15: and I yes, I don't have a tuba either. But seriously, like,

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Speaker 15: I do really like you and I do want to

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Speaker 15: see you once my uncle, of course gets better after

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Speaker 2: Just kidding, but she comes up with lies that you

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Speaker 2: just wouldn't question. I know, Wait a minute, I'm such

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Speaker 2: a good visual.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, can you imagine?

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Speaker 6: That's why I think that she's kind of a keeper,

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Speaker 6: because even though you know she's gonna lie to you,

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Speaker 6: she'll never get away with it. Who ate the last pancakes?

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Speaker 6: She's not going with oh the dog ain No, she's saying,

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Speaker 6: three lions in a minute, tar broke in through the

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Speaker 6: skylight and then they all flew away.

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Speaker 1: She's never gonna be Ignorance is bliss? That relationship is

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Speaker 1: what you're saying.

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Speaker 17: Next, Hey, yeah, this this is Eric. We met at

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Speaker 17: your number, and I wanted to give you a call

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Speaker 17: because I just wanted.

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Speaker 13: To say I really liked your look.

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Speaker 18: It was I mean, I like the I'm gonna be

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Speaker 18: I asked I don't even have to say that.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 18: I love a muffin top. And that was it was

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Speaker 18: here's I wanted to see if I could buy you

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Speaker 11: I have to ask your signs.

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Speaker 13: Because I don't want it to be too big. In fact,

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Speaker 13: I want it.

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Speaker 18: I want it to be a little bit too small

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Speaker 18: so that it really accentuates you know, all your curves

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Speaker 18: and all.

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Speaker 11: The right places.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Yo, this guy, I hate that guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know I'm in soul.

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Speaker 6: Do you know the top Man? Because we do. He

458
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Speaker 6: lives on creepy Lane.

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Speaker 2: I have so much anxiety from these low rise jeans

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Speaker 2: coming back like we just a lot.

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Speaker 1: He loves low rise jeans.

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Speaker 2: I don't guarantee it because there's nobody that can wear

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Speaker 2: them that doesn't have it.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of a you talking to me? You tick talking

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Speaker 6: to me?

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Speaker 1: Is this is this? You see?

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Speaker 10: If you want a.

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Speaker 6: TikTok, will give you something to TikTok about took They

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Speaker 6: post the number one loves.

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Speaker 1: A lot you every single week on that you guys

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Speaker 1: cannot call me.

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Speaker 6: Your messages like this one. We put it on a TikTok.

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Speaker 19: Hey it's me, Thanks for giving me your number, so

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Speaker 19: here I am call me back.

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Speaker 9: I guess.

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Speaker 19: He said you wanted to do something, so whatever, So

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Speaker 19: I guess if that's what you want to do, like

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Speaker 19: we can do that too. I guess I don't know.

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Speaker 19: Really looking forward to it, cammy? Okay?

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Speaker 11: Next message?

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Speaker 10: Are you looking forward to it?

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Speaker 2: You know what, if there's a person out there longing

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Speaker 2: for a relationship where you just don't have conversation, this

484
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Speaker 2: would be the girl you want to do.

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Speaker 7: She just seems so boring. Imagine her on a roller coaster.

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Speaker 6: We we just won forty.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, you want to buy a house?

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Speaker 3: You should stop the texting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hey Kelly, this is you gave me your

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Speaker 13: number the other day. I was calling to see if

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Speaker 13: you would be interested in This is ridiculous. I'm just

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Speaker 13: gonna say it. I am trying to set a world

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Speaker 13: record with the most kisses in an hour by one couple,

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Speaker 13: so before you hang up at the records two hundred

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Speaker 13: and seventy seven. It was set by a mister Cherry

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Speaker 13: and miss Kimiko out of Japan. Some mean we got

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Speaker 13: a little competition. But look, when I saw your lips,

499
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Speaker 13: I just knew that you would probably be perfect for this.

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Speaker 13: So I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo.

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Speaker 13: But I did the mask and it's about five kisses

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Speaker 13: every minute, but we could probably do more if we

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Speaker 13: don't use tongue.

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Speaker 11: I'm just throwing that out there.

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Speaker 13: But I'm a goal gear in life, you know, and

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Speaker 13: I just figured that you'd be a great candidate. So

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Speaker 13: don't worry about it. Don't freak out. I'll bring the

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Speaker 13: limp from and you can bring the lip offs by cool.

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Speaker 6: I think that ever actually works.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's being serious. Do you think it's

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Speaker 1: like a ploy to get her over to kiss him?

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Speaker 7: He's like, look, I don't want to do anything else.

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Speaker 6: I feel like if this was ten years ago, Brooke

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Speaker 6: would have been all in setting opportunity.

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Speaker 1: You don't know much about my dating life. There wasn't

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Speaker 1: a ton of kissing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if it was a record for how many times

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Speaker 6: you reach home in an hour, let's.

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Speaker 1: Talk about that just more.

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Speaker 7: Okay, guys, let's do some over the shirt.

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Speaker 6: Remember you can listen to Lose online regularly at this

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Speaker 6: time every week. Or on any of our affiliates across

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Speaker 6: North America. Plus check out our YouTube insta. We're gonna

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Speaker 6: do a phone this all.

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Speaker 9: Right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: So today's phone tap needs a little bit of background. Okay,

527
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 6: your husband and wife live in a nice neighborhood and

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Speaker 6: one night he's putting away some garden tools in their backyard.

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Speaker 6: His wife hears something from the balcony, so she looked

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Speaker 6: sound to the back and sees him peeing behind a bush. Now,

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Speaker 6: why didn't he go inside and use a toilet? You

532
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 6: should probably ask all men that question, because we love

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Speaker 6: doing it.

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Speaker 2: There's a bush, It's like, that's what it's Honestly, I'm jealous, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I really am.

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Speaker 1: It's the only reason I ever want to be a man.

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Speaker 13: You just sho.

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Speaker 6: But when he came back in, she said, don't do that.

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00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 6: The neighbors might see you. What did he do? He

540
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 6: came up with an elaborate plan to prank her that

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Speaker 6: involves their hoa president in a fake documentary series. You're

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Speaker 6: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Another Hello,

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Speaker 6: Hi is this Grace? Yeah, Hey Grace, my name is

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Speaker 6: Martin Rubb two BS I think Linda from the homeowners

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Speaker 6: Association said, I'd be reaching out to you.

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Speaker 11: Oh oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Hi, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 11: Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. So I'm you're probably aware your subdivision was selected

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Speaker 6: to be the focus of our web show that we're doing.

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Speaker 20: Yeah yeah, yeah and interesting and fun time.

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Speaker 6: We're certainly open. So and Linda did mention to you

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Speaker 6: that you will be compensated.

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Speaker 11: Right, yes, yes, yes, okay, great.

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Speaker 6: So let me just take a second and run down

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Speaker 6: how this is going to work. So most of the

557
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 6: videotaping at your residence is going to be happening outdoors, okay,

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Speaker 6: And if you wouldn't mind not mentioning it to your

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Speaker 6: husband so we could get the candid footage, that would

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Speaker 6: be preferable.

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Speaker 20: Okay, okay, I mean yeah, that might be a little tricky,

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Speaker 20: but yeah.

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Speaker 6: Huh, why is that tricky? Don't tell your husband?

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Speaker 20: Yeah no, I just yeah, I mean when you say

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Speaker 20: don't tell my husband, like, I don't understand you said candid,

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Speaker 20: So what do you what does that really mean? Like

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Speaker 20: the candid footage?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, did Linda not go over this with you?

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Speaker 20: I mean, Linda said that it's going to be a

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Speaker 20: documentary on our neighborhood. But that was all the.

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Speaker 6: International yeah, a sort of. I mean we're doing an

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Speaker 6: expose on men who openly pee out doors. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 6: and your husband, Your husband, Seth is apparently a pro

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Speaker 6: does it all over the neighborhood. Wait wait, I mean

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Speaker 6: you know this right?

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Speaker 13: Well?

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Speaker 21: Wait, so wait told you.

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Speaker 6: That Linda and all the neighbors, they're the ones that

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Speaker 6: nominated him for our Operation urination violation segment. We're gonna

580
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 6: have to call it.

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Speaker 21: Wait, everybody know.

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Speaker 6: For this huh yeah, but let me tell you about

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Speaker 6: the titles, because you know they want to do Operation

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Speaker 6: urination Violation and I get the you know, alliteration rhyming

585
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 6: with that. I wanted to call it pissed off because

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Speaker 6: I thought that was funny.

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Speaker 16: I'm the one that's pissed off.

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00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 15: Should not be opening?

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Speaker 6: Well, no, it's only it's only for men. Only men

590
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Speaker 6: can be in it. We can't have you going outside.

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Speaker 20: No, I'm no, no, no, like I'm pissed off right now.

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Speaker 21: Oh, Linds like freaking telling everybody this.

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Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, sorry, are you saying that you didn't

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Speaker 6: know anything about this at all? No?

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Speaker 15: I never gave permission for this.

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Speaker 6: Okay, let's let's let's take a second. Let's take a breath,

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Speaker 6: and let me back up here. Because Linda and the

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Speaker 6: homeowners association signed the whole neighborhood up to be featured

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Speaker 6: on this show. What it's called Naughty Neighbors.

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Speaker 16: I don't know anything about this.

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Speaker 6: Think of it like the next door of YouTube.

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Speaker 8: They don't have a bunch.

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Speaker 14: Of perverts watching my husband's pea outside.

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Speaker 6: It's not perverts, man, it's just educational.

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Speaker 21: No. No, this is some kind of strange like peak

606
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Speaker 21: show you're putting on the internet.

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Speaker 6: No, not peep show, man, pea show. This is all wrong,

608
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Speaker 6: it's right.

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Speaker 20: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I can't.

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Speaker 11: I can't do that.

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Speaker 6: Here's the good news. You don't have to do anything.

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00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 6: We just have to catch your husband going outside somewhere.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna set my husband.

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Speaker 2: Up for this.

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00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 6: No, you don't have to set him up. Apparently your

617
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 6: husband's well known in the community for just pulling out

618
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 6: his stuff and watering everywhere.

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Speaker 9: He doesn't know.

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Speaker 20: That they know.

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Speaker 16: He doesn't know that anybody knows except me.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, so I do have confirmation that this is

623
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Speaker 6: actually happening.

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Speaker 16: Well, okay, you.

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Speaker 20: Know what that is between me and my husband.

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Speaker 6: Well, not really, because at this point it's not really

627
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Speaker 6: up to you whether we do this or not. The

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00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 6: homeowner's Association's already signed off on it, so.

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Speaker 1: He didn't sign off on it.

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Speaker 20: I didn't sign.

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Speaker 19: Off on it.

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Speaker 6: No, the Homeowner's approved of it. They signed off that

633
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Speaker 6: I could record this and agreed to feature it on

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Speaker 6: a radio show. No, I don't want to with the

635
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 6: prank call segments that they do. No, it's too late

636
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 6: to say no, because you're already on the show called

637
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Linda, and your husband's

638
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 6: you up to do a prank phone call on you

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00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 6: right now?

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Oh my god, Dory.

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00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 6: We're not going to film your husband going outside or

642
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 6: doing anything like that.

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00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 15: I don't want we want to know this.

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00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 6: I'm just curious. Who are you more mad at, Linda

645
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 6: or your husband for setting you up.

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00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 20: I'm mad at my husband.

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00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 21: I mean, obviously he's proud of this.

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Speaker 11: He is away.

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00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: All right, folks, time for our final dating question. What

652
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 6: is the best way to end a first date?

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00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: Is it okay?

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00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 6: A with a kiss? Yeah, be a simple hug, okay

655
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 6: to see get the valet to do it for you,

656
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 6: or indeed deflate her, put her in your backpack, and

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00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 6: walk out of that olive garden with your head held high.

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00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go d for you, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Well, she's not shocked.

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Speaker 7: She always looks like that.

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00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 6: Today's call. None of those options were selected, But something

662
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 6: much more embarrassing was You're gonna find out the awkward

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Speaker 6: way this date ended with your second date update. Right

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00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 6: after this second date update, I'm not sure if you

665
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 6: guys remember this, but about six months ago we did

666
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Speaker 6: an awkward Tuesday phone call with a listener named Kevin

667
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 6: who wanted to ask out his coworker, and he was

668
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 6: super nervous about it needed our advice. The call wasn't perfect, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: he had some stumbles along the way. But she sound

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Speaker 6: like every call that we do. Yeah, absolutely flawless.

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Speaker 1: I tried to remember what happened.

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Speaker 9: In the end.

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Speaker 6: She did say yes and agree to a date with him.

674
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Speaker 6: I guess I don't know. It was a yes bottom line. Now,

675
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 6: apparently they went out a few times, things fizzled, didn't

676
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 6: quite last. Heaven has jumped back into the beautiful oasis

677
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 6: we call the modern dating pool. And again that was

678
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 6: months ago. So, Kevin, how's it been. Have you had

679
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 6: a lot of dates in that time?

680
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 11: Like ten ten ten days?

681
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 7: You do dates in the last two years?

682
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: Why are you doing some work? Congratulations you're a catch.

683
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I actually haven't had a second date.

684
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: But is that from your choosing? Like maybe you didn't

685
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: want to go out again with any of them.

686
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 11: No, I would have been happy to go out with

687
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 11: really any of them again.

688
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's hard.

689
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 11: Up.

690
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: You're here, We're going to help you.

691
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, they haven't been the greatest. I actually had a

692
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 11: really bad one. Yeah. She was a nice girl, I thought,

693
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 11: But when I walked her out to her car, opened

694
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 11: the door, and then she just suck her punched me,

695
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 11: and then drove off.

696
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 6: Wait what did you say?

697
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 7: I did not expect that is terrible?

698
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: Did she punch you in the face?

699
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 11: Actually, in the back of my head, I was opening

700
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 11: her door, and then all of a sudden, I just

701
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 11: felt this, like, did.

702
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 6: You ask permission to open the door for her? Because

703
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 6: she mayn't really if not liked that.

704
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 7: You were fast enough for her.

705
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 11: Maybe, so I don't know if she thought I was

706
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 11: going to kiss her or your head?

707
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: How are you going to kiss her?

708
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 6: Maybe she thought that you were trying to steal her car.

709
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 11: So.

710
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: It has to be a self defense.

711
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 6: He's not like, give me the keys.

712
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 7: I don't know.

713
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 11: Wasn't that bad?

714
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 6: I don't know. Some people give off natural grand theft

715
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 6: auto vive, so maybe you fell into that category.

716
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: Just ask for you?

717
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 6: Okay, now I am yeah, concuss so a sucker punch girl?

718
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 6: The one you want us to call for a second dated?

719
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 7: We'll call her?

720
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 6: Well, who do you want to call?

721
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 11: I've had this really bad luck until I met Chelsea.

722
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 7: Chelsea, Okay, it's a new girl.

723
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, no physical silence.

724
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 6: I hope you can't tell us about your I'm assuming

725
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 6: you went on a date with Chelsea.

726
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, she didn't punch me.

727
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 7: That's actually we're perfect, we're improving.

728
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 11: I thought it was a good sign and we connected

729
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 11: the best out of all of the first dates I

730
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 11: went on.

731
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Okay, what made what made it the best?

732
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 11: And it felt like I could talk to her because

733
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 11: like when we went on our coffee date, it was

734
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 11: a good conversation even though it didn't last very long. Okay,

735
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 11: it was actually like twenty minutes.

736
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Why was it so short?

737
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 11: You know, I'm not really sure. My friends got by

738
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 11: and by your friend, you know, I don't really know why.

739
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 6: Okay, So you had a friend come by randomly and

740
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 6: you talked to the friend a little bit, and you

741
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 6: feel like maybe she got offended that the attention was

742
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 6: taken away from her.

743
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 11: I make I don't know. That would be weird to me.

744
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 7: She got a.

745
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: Friend in what happens if you're only there for twenty

746
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 2: minutes and you have a five minute conversation with a friend,

747
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 2: that's one fourth of the date.

748
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 7: They weren't trying to play it off. Hey Brooke, good

749
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 7: to see you here.

750
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, to successful and beautiful.

751
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 6: I feel like I normally wouldn't ask this, but I

752
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 6: feel like I need to know Chelsea. She's not the barista, right,

753
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 6: You're not considering that a date that's creative, Like she

754
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 6: doesn't work there.

755
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 11: No, she doesn't work there.

756
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a good question.

757
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So how did it end?

758
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, after the twenty minutes, how did you two leave it?

759
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 11: She said she had to do something, so we got

760
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 11: up and left, and I guess that was kind of

761
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 11: weird too, because I was kind of like behind her

762
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 11: for a couple of blocks while she.

763
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 6: What away was.

764
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: The same direction that's like the most upward ever.

765
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 6: And then she started to jog, and then you started

766
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 6: to jog.

767
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 12: You're like, hey, I'm gonna run out someone weird chass?

768
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 11: You end up I lost her.

769
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 14: I I think, yeah, that did she know you were

770
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 14: back there?

771
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 11: I don't think so. I don't know.

772
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 6: Okay, but you weren't following her. That was just a

773
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 6: coincidence you had the same route home.

774
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 9: Dude.

775
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: I hate that, even when that happens with my friends

776
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: and we're saying goodbye at the restaurant and then we're like.

777
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, later, get it.

778
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 11: You get it all right?

779
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 6: So how long has it been since this twenty minute date?

780
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 11: I read it two weeks?

781
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: Two weeks? Okay. I have you reached out much with her?

782
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 11: I was texting her quite a bit.

783
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah we may have.

784
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 6: Yeah we might. We might find out if you've crossed

785
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 6: any lines, or how many texts you've actually sent when

786
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 6: we call her here.

787
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 3: I think it's more how far he did cross the.

788
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 6: Or maybe they were right in that sweet spot. We

789
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 6: don't know, Broke. Remember when you said you had hope.

790
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have hope as long as you didn't

791
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 2: send her a picture of the back of her head

792
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: as she was walking away from you on the side walk.

793
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 6: He was just trying to make sure she doesn't get

794
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 6: sucker punched back there.

795
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 7: I was gonna say.

796
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 11: When I was on last time, Brooke, he told me

797
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 11: to be more as certain, So I'm really trying to

798
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 11: be here.

799
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he follows ladies.

800
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 9: In their car.

801
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 2: There's a balance that we need to discussing.

802
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 7: Maybe enough period, and weren't trying to be weird. You

803
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 7: were just trying to walk to your car, and.

804
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not why she's not calling me back at all.

805
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 7: We're making stuff.

806
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 6: Okay, Well let's call her and use that assertion to

807
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 6: aggressively get you a second date. When we called Chelsea

808
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 6: right after this hold on second date update. Don't you

809
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 6: hate it when you're on a first date and the

810
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 6: girl says she has to go and you accidentally follow

811
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 6: her all the way home, Jef, I think it was.

812
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 2: Only three blocks to be fair, I mean enough blocks

813
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 2: to be alarming.

814
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you lost her. That's what happened. To our listener,

815
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 6: Kevin sort of. He wasn't following his date Chelsea on purpose.

816
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 6: They just left the coffee shop at the same time,

817
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 6: and he coincidentally was walking by behind her on the

818
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 6: street for a long, long while.

819
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, at any point, did you think I

820
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: should take a different route or just stop for a second?

821
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 9: No?

822
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 7: Stop, hope, he didn't think speed up, catch up with her.

823
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 6: Did that thought come to your mind at all, Kevin,

824
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 6: any of those?

825
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, I didn't think it was that weird, And

826
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 11: so I've been thinking about it, like while we were

827
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 11: on hold, and I think you should tell her that

828
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 11: I didn't intentionally walk behind her, because I really did it.

829
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: Okay, so you want you want us to let her

830
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: know that, Okay.

831
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, Okay.

832
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 6: We're not exactly sure what happened there. We just know

833
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 6: that the date was only twenty minutes long, which is

834
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 6: kind of short to get to know someone. That's honestly

835
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 6: the bigger concern for me, like, why did she only

836
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 6: stay for twenty minutes? The following is a totally different story.

837
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 12: If you never were in a hurry, why would you

838
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 12: even schedule a date during that time?

839
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: They were just trying to squeeze it in and it's

840
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: like one of those pre dates or it's just like

841
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: a quick coffee, like you'll this be worth a full night.

842
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 6: You didn't catfish her with like a photo of Liam Hemsworth,

843
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 6: did you, because you do sound like a Liam to

844
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 6: me right now? Kind of hunky.

845
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 11: I'm actually blushing right now, but no, fooled me.

846
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 6: Let's call Chelsea here. We'll see if we can get

847
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 6: an explanation from her. If she picks up, all right,

848
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 6: here we go. Hello, Hey is this Chelsea?

849
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 21: This is calling.

850
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 6: This is a radio show calling called Brooke and Jeffrey

851
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 6: in the Morning.

852
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 21: Hey, Chelsea, Uh what what?

853
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 11: What is this?

854
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 6: This is fun for some of us, it's fun. It's

855
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 6: a segment we do call the Second Date Update, and

856
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 6: we're looking to.

857
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, just listening, just actively listening.

858
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 6: By interrupting me. But let's okay. We're trying to help

859
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 6: out one of our listeners that you went out on

860
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 6: a date with recently. He says he had a really

861
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 6: good time with you, but it ended kind of short.

862
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 6: His name is Kevin.

863
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm hoping that was a smile and not a laugh.

864
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're calling because Kevin told us a little bit

865
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 6: about your guys' date. Coffee date, coffee date, and from

866
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 6: what we heard it sounded pretty fun.

867
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: Tame short.

868
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 21: That was two weeks ago.

869
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he liked you, he thought you were awesome. He

870
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: wanted to see you again, he said.

871
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 6: He's been pursuing it, actually and texting you, trying to

872
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 6: organize something, but he doesn't understand why nothing's happening.

873
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 21: Yeah, he has sent me quite a few texts, but

874
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 21: I guess I'm confused as to why he doesn't understand

875
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 21: why he start moving forward.

876
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: Did you write him back?

877
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 6: He?

878
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we never asked if you ever

879
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: texted him back.

880
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 21: From my perspective, it was pretty obviously.

881
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 6: The only idea that he had about the date about

882
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 6: why it would have ended so quickly is he did

883
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 6: mention one of his friends stopped by and said Hi.

884
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 11: That's what he said.

885
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 21: He he said, a friend stops by, Yeah, really quick.

886
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,280
Speaker 1: So you think that they were actually friends?

887
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 6: Was an enemy?

888
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 19: Was X?

889
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 20: No?

890
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 21: I mean, as far as I know, I don't think

891
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 21: it was an ex, but I don't know. Thirty seconds

892
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 21: a minute into us meeting at the coffee shop, this

893
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 21: guy comes over and sits like, right next to us,

894
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 21: isn't looking at me at all.

895
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 15: So I asked Kevin.

896
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 21: I was like, Hi, can we introduce him? He's like, well, no, no, don't.

897
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 21: He's not engaged in the conversation. He's just my emotional

898
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 21: support friend.

899
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 6: Oh, emotional support friend.

900
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 21: So originally I thought he might have been kidding, and

901
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 21: so I laugh and he's like, it's not funny. This

902
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 21: is Charles. I've had a couple of poor dates, and

903
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 21: Charles is really there to just kind of help me

904
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 21: with my compact and communicate more effectively to you. Like

905
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 21: I mean, I think if maybe I had been given

906
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 21: a heads up, I would have been more open to

907
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 21: the idea.

908
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: That's fair.

909
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 6: Emotional support friend.

910
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 2: Vest Dude, that's amazing that he can find a friend

911
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 2: that will take the time to go on a day

912
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 2: with him.

913
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: I mean, but I'll say I think that that says

914
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: a lot about Kevin that he must be a.

915
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: Good Charles sitting on his phone is he's just listening.

916
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 6: Taking We got the impression that he just popped in

917
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 6: real quick and left.

918
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 11: No, not at all.

919
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 21: He was there the whole time. He wasn't really engaging

920
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 21: in the conversation. He was just there.

921
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: Did he hype Kevin up?

922
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: Ever?

923
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 10: You know, like he's.

924
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 6: Know how sport?

925
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 21: I mean he laughed at some of the things that

926
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 21: Kevin said. But beyond that there there wasn't much in

927
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 21: her action.

928
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: Everybody needs friend, Charles, if you table's over.

929
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't know that was how it played out.

930
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 6: We got a little bit of a different version of

931
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 6: that story.

932
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 2: Too.

933
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, because we have an emotional support friend quietly listening

934
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 6: on the other line right now, just to make sure

935
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 6: that I do a good job with this segment. And

936
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 6: that person is Kevin.

937
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: Kevin's here.

938
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 21: What he's on the phone?

939
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's really actually he wants to talk in

940
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 6: this conversation, So I'm going to give him permission to

941
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 6: jump in and say something.

942
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 2: Okay, if he's there, Keviny there, Yeah, I'm here.

943
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: How you doing, buddy, I'm good.

944
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 11: I'm just I'm listening. Yeah, I don't understand what the

945
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 11: big deal is, really, Kevin.

946
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 7: When did you get an emotional support bro? You didn't

947
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 7: tell us about that?

948
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 8: Well?

949
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean a friend is a friend. He doesn't

950
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 11: need like a title or.

951
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 6: You sounds like you gave him a title. You you

952
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 6: called him your emotional support friend him.

953
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: Along on the date and didn't tell us.

954
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 6: The whole time.

955
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 11: I mean, yes, he was there, but he was there

956
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 11: for me.

957
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 6: Sure, Chelsea, do you see where he's coming from?

958
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 21: I guess. I mean, but you kind of have to

959
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 21: put my like yourself in my shoes, Kevin. It's it's

960
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 21: a little bizarre to just have a third person there

961
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 21: without kind of giving the heads up why, and not

962
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 21: engaging really in the conversation.

963
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, are you mad because he didn't laugh at your jokes?

964
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 7: And I'd be mad. That's a good question, guys.

965
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 21: No, not really. I don't think I was particularly funny

966
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 21: because I was kind of creeped out by the whole thing.

967
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 2: I told so many jokes and just I mean, Kevin,

968
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 2: do you think that maybe you could have told her

969
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: prior to the date that he was coming along.

970
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's going to be right.

971
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 11: I didn't need to tell her because he wasn't going

972
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 11: to do anything like he's just the wallpaper. He's going

973
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 11: to be there for me.

974
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 6: So what I think, Kevin, Chelsea is saying that it's

975
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 6: hard for her to connect romantically with you.

976
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 21: I don't even mean romantically, I just mean as a

977
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 21: person to person. It's just it's hard.

978
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kevin, it's a little bit distracting, Kevin.

979
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 21: Maybe he's waiting for Charles to respond.

980
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 7: Charles speak up right now?

981
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 11: Okay, so it's a little bit distracting, I guess. But

982
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 11: like the thing is, I can tell him to do

983
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 11: whatever I want. Does that make sense because I'm the

984
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 11: one that's paying him?

985
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

986
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 3: You paying?

987
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 11: I mean okay, yeah, he was technically not facing you

988
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 11: for the time. But I mean I could guess I

989
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 11: could get him to like face the wall if you

990
00:47:59,360 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 11: really wanted.

991
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 6: Well, I do think that would be better. That's that's

992
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 6: at least a good first step. Can we agree on that?

993
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: Awkward, Kevin, I mean, people need.

994
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 7: The rest of the day.

995
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 6: Put a blindfold in a ball gag. You can't see,

996
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 6: you can't speak.

997
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: Both of you what emotional support? Is totally normal and needs.

998
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: But let's get you a dog or you know.

999
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, but dogs can't laugh at jokes exactly.

1000
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 11: And it was a good date.

1001
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't, did you.

1002
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 21: Hear it wasn't a good date.

1003
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 15: I am so sorry, y'all.

1004
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 21: I don't understand why this was even a conversation. Is

1005
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 21: awkward and weird, and I've got to go I hope

1006
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 21: you all have a great day.

1007
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 6: Sounds like you need an emotional support friend to deal

1008
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 6: with that.

1009
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 11: He keeps having to go, And I think that's true.

1010
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 2: She's not interested, And I don't know that you're going

1011
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 2: to find many that are interested when Charles has to

1012
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: be there with you, but a.

1013
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 3: Dog, A lot of women would be interested.

1014
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, emotional for animals are kind of weird.

1015
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 6: I people, OK, Okay, well maybe get maybe just follow

1016
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 6: her home again and see if she stops looking Jeffrey

1017
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 6: in the morning.

1018
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 11: Man.

1019
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 6: I don't say this about many people, but this show

1020
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 6: is an open door for Kevin whenever he wants to

1021
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 6: come back. He is officially a friend of the show,

1022
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 6: even if he wasn't being one hundred per century full

1023
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 6: with us about his emotional support friend. I like him,

1024
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 6: and I would let him follow me home anytime.

1025
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: Is he the only one that pushes back on dogs

1026
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 1: that people are better than dogs?

1027
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 9: They're not, Kevin.

1028
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 4: People are your problem.

1029
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody agrees.

1030
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 12: All the people on the textparty're saying dogs are better than.

1031
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: Be Yes, get the right emotional support.

1032
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 6: Actually, wait, did his emotional support friend follow Chelsea home too?

1033
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 7: Think of that?

1034
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: So there's two dudes following.

1035
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 6: If there's two guys following you, now I kind of

1036
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 6: understand the creepiness, especially.

1037
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 12: When he's talking to his friend and going, what is

1038
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 12: the boy?

1039
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: You didn't understand the creepiness when the guy was sitting

1040
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: next to him staring at her.

1041
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 7: The date itself was pretty odd.

1042
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean he's just being supportive.

1043
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, better ways, yeah, better ways.

1044
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 6: You should have done a FaceTime totally.

1045
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 2: I mean, he honestly could have had him on speakerphone

1046
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: and just set the phone on the You.

1047
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 6: Know, there's lots of life lessons to be taken from

1048
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 6: these segments, and you can go find them online wherever

1049
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 6: you get your podcast app, Brook and Jeffrey, and then

1050
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 6: email the show. We can call that person who wasn't

1051
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 6: calling you.

1052
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 9: Back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna throw some phrases out there and see

1054
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 6: what's the first thing you think of when I say

1055
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 6: barrel chested warriors, whoa soldiers, hot meat pies? Yes, okay,

1056
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 6: two lances, one jesture.

1057
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait a minute, I'll still take it what you.

1058
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 6: Guys are thinking of. But I'm talking about a renaissance fair.

1059
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking of too.

1060
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 6: If you don't know what that is, it's where people

1061
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 6: dress up in shiny metal armor and carry around fake

1062
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 6: weapons and drink stins of meat until they can't remember

1063
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 6: what century they're living in anymore. So we thought, what

1064
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 6: a perfect place to gather some quality sound bites for

1065
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 6: our show. By asking people what you're doing at the

1066
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 6: Renaissance Fair. We're gonna play the audio coming up right

1067
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 6: after this. Over half of Americans will tell you that

1068
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 6: life was better back in the good old days.

1069
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: I don't understand that.

1070
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 6: But when you say good old days, we all think

1071
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 6: of different times in like history depression. Some people think

1072
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 6: it was the nineteen fifties with their poodle skirts and

1073
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 6: fancy jello molds.

1074
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1075
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 6: Others would argue it was the nineteen twenties with their

1076
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 6: flapper girls and gats parties.

1077
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 2: Was the Great Depression but not looking good if you

1078
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: ask me.

1079
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 6: The real Golden Age was the nineties, specifically the fifteen nineties.

1080
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 22: An incredible time in human history when King's eight giant

1081
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 22: turkey legs, gallant knights went on noble quests, and all

1082
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 22: you needed for an afternoon entertainment was a.

1083
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 6: Good public beheading.

1084
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1085
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 6: Miss those times.

1086
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 7: You need to go to a trial, you just went right.

1087
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 6: That's right. Luckily, there is one place where the magic

1088
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 6: and splendor of the sixteenth century is still alive and well,

1089
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 6: and that's at the local Renaissance fair. That's why we

1090
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 6: sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to

1091
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 6: the fairgrounds to ask people a simple question. What you're

1092
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 6: doing at the Renaissance Fair?

1093
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 3: What you doing at the Renaissance Fair? I live here. Oh,

1094
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 3: we are of the wildwood fay. Oh okay, you're a fairy.

1095
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 6: Ah, I have.

1096
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: Been missing people and fanning them.

1097
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 5: It's a no mission mention called fairy conditioning evaporative cooling

1098
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 5: because it's very warm. Oh so it's a special fairy

1099
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 5: way to cool down.

1100
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 6: Fairy?

1101
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: Do you have other magic like powers or anything?

1102
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 9: You do?

1103
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 3: I turn green leaves into food, which fill my belly.

1104
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 3: What kind of food?

1105
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 4: Corn on the cub?

1106
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 3: Okay?

1107
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 5: Do you have any like love potions you can help with?

1108
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 5: Are you good in the If I'm struggling in the

1109
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 5: dating department, my name.

1110
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 4: Is Kissel like Kissel tall missile?

1111
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 3: Wait what I just got to stand by you and

1112
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 3: a guy will come up and kiss.

1113
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 21: Me, or I hold flowers overhead and go kissel tall yum.

1114
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a that's a way to set the mood.

1115
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 7: How many guys you make out that alexis and right.

1116
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 10: To get?

1117
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like she actually does live full time.

1118
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: Behind you?

1119
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 7: Guys were shutting down. She's like, not me.

1120
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair?

1121
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 6: Just hanging out and having some beers.

1122
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 4: Okay, you are dressed like a giant bull.

1123
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 12: I am literally like pushing my microphone under your huge

1124
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 12: horn with the ring.

1125
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 6: You have a ring through your nostrils.

1126
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: I am just a giant bull.

1127
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 6: I'm dressing my coat and.

1128
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 4: So why are you a giant bull? You're like a

1129
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 4: pirate bull too.

1130
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 18: Though.

1131
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 4: When you got a crowd, people are loving you.

1132
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 16: Man, I don't have a giant bull because my mother

1133
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 16: is a bull and my father is a bull.

1134
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 17: Cow.

1135
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 6: So your mom was a cow, your dad was a bull.

1136
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 6: That makes you a bull?

1137
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 9: Oh?

1138
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 12: I thought you're gonna have like a joke ready for me,

1139
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 12: like a bull a cowbull?

1140
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 6: I don't.

1141
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 12: I'm not good at this. You can tell all right, Well,

1142
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 12: look I'm gonna let you. Was there any message you

1143
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 12: want to give to the people listening. Anything you want

1144
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 12: to say, go ahead, Mike is yours?

1145
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, okay, I'm not now.

1146
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: That is the least intimidating bull I have ever seen.

1147
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 10: I know.

1148
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 6: I am always impressed the Jose with how deep you

1149
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 6: can get that microphone up into people's costumes like.

1150
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 7: A giant sound like.

1151
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 2: I still understand what the bull has to do with

1152
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 2: pirates and or medieval times.

1153
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm just bummed that bulls aren't as

1154
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 7: funny as I assumed. You know, I thought they'd have

1155
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 7: at least one show.

1156
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: Like as sweet as Ferdinand.

1157
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 2: This is like the Boro yet brother that never gets

1158
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 2: a movie or any cartoon show.

1159
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, so so far, we're a little bit disappointed. At

1160
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 6: the local Renaissance fair, where Jose and social media coordinator

1161
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 6: Alexis were there asking a simple.

1162
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 3: Question, what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair?

1163
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 23: I the captains just let it import just, you know,

1164
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 23: have a little bit of rn R.

1165
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, so you're a pirate and you're just you're on.

1166
00:55:59,160 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 4: A little break.

1167
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a little break.

1168
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, wait, your pirate accident. I think you lost

1169
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 3: it a little there.

1170
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 23: Yeah, it comes goes and out originally from the pirate area.

1171
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 6: I just immigrated in.

1172
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: I have to ask me.

1173
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 3: So you're holding a chest. Yes, what's in the chest?

1174
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 5: The balloons and a pin that is a wait your

1175
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 5: box is your box is kind of empty?

1176
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 3: You got one to bloom and a pin that says

1177
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 3: courage one.

1178
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 6: Man's dun because I'm the man's treasure.

1179
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 3: You're an honest pirate, yes, yes.

1180
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,959
Speaker 23: Yes, Unfortunately I was raised by a person who raised

1181
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 23: me honestly, and then fortunately unfortunately because sometimes when pirate

1182
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 23: has to do piracy, I'm like apologizing and I shouldn't

1183
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 23: be apologizing because you know, I have your your jewels

1184
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 23: in my hand.

1185
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 3: Maybe this is why you're a solo pirate right now.

1186
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 3: You know you gotta be a little meaner out on

1187
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 3: the seas.

1188
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 6: You've been a good point. The captain will work on this.

1189
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 6: I didn't you know what. Yeah, you're right.

1190
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: Wow, the career choice for him was poor.

1191
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 6: Well yes, yeah, every pirate needs a piracy life coach

1192
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 6: to help build him up.

1193
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 7: True.

1194
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, Alexis you have a future. It's a coach.

1195
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's not just what you do, and it's why

1196
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 7: are you you?

1197
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1198
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: I think that pirate is going to remain poor for

1199
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: a time. That's not how piracy works.

1200
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

1201
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 5: We are here with our family, eating everything and shopping

1202
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 5: and having a great time.

1203
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 6: Awesome, you are dressed.

1204
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 3: As I'm a Renaissance fair Mereda Mereda?

1205
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 6: What is a Merida?

1206
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 4: What's the differencetwe a Mereda and a maiden and a wench?

1207
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 6: What are the differences.

1208
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 5: Mereda from the movie Brave, which is a Disney picture.

1209
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 4: He Marrida, and you do you have red hair?

1210
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 6: Naturally?

1211
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I totally see it now. Is Meredith

1212
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 4: supposed to have booze on her?

1213
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 3: Probably not?

1214
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 4: It's a Disney character, right, yes? Or are you a

1215
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 4: drunken Disney character today?

1216
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1217
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 6: And how is drunk Mereda different than the regular Mereda?

1218
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 5: Drunk Marada is walking around with children, she's hot, she's

1219
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 5: buying too much stuff.

1220
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 10: You know.

1221
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 6: I want to see that Disney movie.

1222
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 3: To Drunken Disorderly.

1223
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 6: Actually, that might do better than some of the Marvel

1224
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 6: films that have come out, so I'd go watch.

1225
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, it's not wrong.

1226
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 13: I love it.

1227
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 2: I don't understand why we don't follow any of the

1228
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 2: Disney princesses into midlife.

1229
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where the drama really happened.

1230
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 6: I want to see Cinderella's second divorce.

1231
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know it didn't work out with Prince.

1232
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 7: Would be in that court here.

1233
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 6: That was what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

1234
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1235
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 6: We've got first time player Marcos from Sumner and you

1236
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 6: do not want any of this action, Brook, because Marcos

1237
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 6: used to be a professional boxer.

1238
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: Whoa Marcos one two? Knock him out?

1239
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 7: Marcos spelled with a K, so it's ko in your name.

1240
00:58:59,640 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 20: Yeah.

1241
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: That was a reach, wasn't it.

1242
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 6: I liked it, Yeah, Marcos, I like it to Marcus

1243
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 6: used to train eight to nine hours every single day

1244
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 6: in the gym, and now he stopped all that. Why

1245
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 6: so he can pay the bills?

1246
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're tired, Marcos.

1247
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, ages getting to me.

1248
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, you must have eaten so many calories for training

1249
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:27,479
Speaker 7: eight hours.

1250
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: That's a good question. What did you eat for breakfast

1251
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: when you were training?

1252
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 8: I actually never really died it. I was just in

1253
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 8: the gym so much that it even out whatever.

1254
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: He waited a dozen eggs straight raw right, cracked him

1255
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 2: straight into.

1256
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 8: It once or twice. Yeah, when I really need a soup,

1257
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 8: but I just a McDonald's.

1258
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a true fighter's mentality. We're sending broke out

1259
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 6: of the studio while that happens. Marcos, you know how

1260
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 6: the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1261
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 6: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1262
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 6: could say past. But you have to beat her out

1263
00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 6: right to win.

1264
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1265
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 6: Let's go for the ko today? Your time starts now.

1266
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 6: Today is National Lighthouse Day. Which state has the most lighthouses? Maine,

1267
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 6: Michigan or Minnesota?

1268
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 9: Uh?

1269
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 8: Maine?

1270
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 6: What do you call the practice of having multiple husbands

1271
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 6: or wives?

1272
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 4: Uh?

1273
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 8: All?

1274
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 6: In the Wizard of Oz, what fictional city is located

1275
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 6: at the end of the yellow brick road? Up to?

1276
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 6: How many seconds does it take for solid food to

1277
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 6: reach your stomach after swallowing four? Eight or twelve seconds?

1278
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 11: Eight?

1279
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 9: Hmmm?

1280
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 2: What I know?

1281
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 6: And what are we doing with some of these? The

1282
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 6: third one technic? I think you do got to give

1283
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 6: it to I think, all right, Marcos, we're being very

1284
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 6: generous with you today because we fear you so good.

1285
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 6: We're gonna bring Brook back into the studio. You just

1286
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 6: telling you like it is. Did you get beat up

1287
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 6: a lot when you boxing? Because Brooke is thinking that

1288
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 6: you had too many hits to the head and that's

1289
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 6: why she thinks.

1290
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 8: She's gonna beat I did get hit a lot, but

1291
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 8: I usually took the wind, so I can't really complain.

1292
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 16: Yeah.

1293
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: I can't imagine.

1294
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I know that it's a good sport and everything.

1295
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 2: I can't imagine wanting to punch people or get punched.

1296
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,919
Speaker 6: Well, no, it's okay. I'm sure Marco said sorry every

1297
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 6: time he hit them.

1298
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 7: Marco, every single.

1299
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 8: I usually did shake your hand apologize after the match. Well, yeah,

1300
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 8: I wasn't really a fighter either. I just did it

1301
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 8: because it was it was cool.

1302
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 6: They were born, but they can't.

1303
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: Help it, all right, like a butterfly, and then apologize later.

1304
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brook, you're up, You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now.

1305
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 6: Today is National Lighthouse Day. Which state has the most lighthouses? Maine,

1306
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 6: Michigan or Minnesota.

1307
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: I think it's Michigan.

1308
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 6: What do you call the practice of having multiple husbands

1309
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 6: or wives?

1310
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 19: Oh? My god?

1311
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 6: In the Wizard of Oz, what fictional city is located

1312
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 6: at the end of the Yellow Brick Road, Oz up

1313
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 6: to how many seconds does it take for solid food

1314
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 6: to reach your stomach after swallowing four, eight or twelve seconds?

1315
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: I go with four. It's pretty quick.

1316
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 6: That was quick. We'll see how you guys did when

1317
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 6: we go to the scoreboard with Jose.

1318
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 21: Not call me handsome if you're not gonna.

1319
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 7: Give me some that the donk and dont.

1320
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 14: Second, Marcos, you got to correct today like a one

1321
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 14: two point.

1322
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 7: And brook with a knockout.

1323
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 10: Also to.

1324
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 6: Time does go to the house on these Marcos? Sorry

1325
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 6: about that, but let's get these answers in real quick.

1326
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 6: It's national Lighthouse stay. The state with the most lighthouses

1327
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 6: is Michigan Shoreline. Right, Yeah, what do you call the

1328
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 6: practice of having multiple husbands or wives? Brooke was smiling

1329
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 6: when she answered Polyga me, yeah they did.

1330
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: If you're a polyamorous relationship, I don't know.

1331
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 6: Oh, sorry about that. Wizard of Oz. The fictional city

1332
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 6: at the end of the Yellow Brick Road, we were

1333
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 6: looking for Emerald City, but technically we had to give

1334
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 6: you both the answer Oz because that's also.

1335
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: Right city of Oz, right.

1336
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Emerald City. How many seconds does it take

1337
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 6: for solid food? To reach your stomach after you swallow it.

1338
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 6: Eight seconds. That's a long time, not mind, just like

1339
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 6: a bottomless pit. Yeah, Marcos, I'm sorry I can't give

1340
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 6: you any money here, but looking on the bright side,

1341
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 6: you do get some free brook and Jeffrey swag.

1342
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 8: Well, thank you guys.

1343
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 6: Marcus, thanks for playing. We'll be back to do Winbrooks

1344
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 6: Bucks same time tomorrow

1345
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.