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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show. It's the

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Speaker 1: fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. We're all here. There's Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: there's Dave Brody, there's Froggy, there's Scotty b. There's Garrett, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Nate and Scary there he is. What up said the

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Speaker 1: old white man? What is old? Here we go? Here

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Speaker 1: we go? Because I mean, I can call anyone old

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Speaker 1: because I'm obviously the most ancient person in the room.

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Speaker 1: So but you're not that old. I'm pretty old. You're old.

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Speaker 1: But but it's this state of mind, like I mean, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: you don't act old. You know what I mean? I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't like you say you're old, and I get you

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Speaker 1: might feel old, but you don't act old. It also

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Speaker 1: depends on who you ask. Kids will think year old

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Speaker 1: that is true, which means we're ancient. I remember when

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Speaker 1: my parents turned forty, I thought they were, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: really old. And now that's so where we going with this?

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? On the podcast? You had an

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Speaker 1: interesting question. I think you need to pose to the

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Speaker 1: room because we all started. Which celebrity do you hate for? No?

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Speaker 1: Good reason. I hate to be negative, but I have one.

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Speaker 1: But I think there's a good reason. Okay, he for

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Speaker 1: Sutherland because he terrifies me. If I saw him walking

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Speaker 1: on the street, I would run in the other direction.

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Speaker 1: There's a movie called Eye for an Eye. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys have ever seen. He plays a

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Speaker 1: rapist and he is the creepiest Oh my god. Something

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Speaker 1: about him in that movie was just I mean, everything

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Speaker 1: about him in that movie was terrible. Maybe he thought

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Speaker 1: when I was too young he was acting. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: It was too convincing to me. I trust him because

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Speaker 1: of the presidency on Designated Survivor, and you will never

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Speaker 1: trust Keep for Sutherland ever again. So he if other

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Speaker 1: people had seen Eye for Eye, they would not have

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Speaker 1: liked him president. I guess not. He wasn't really elected

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Speaker 1: president in that show, was he. No, he's designated survice.

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Speaker 1: I Pete next to Keep for Southerland the strip club.

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Speaker 1: That's he was drunk off his ass and he kind

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Speaker 1: of waddled his way into the into the men's room

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Speaker 1: and lady Pete in there next to the president. I did, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the guy murder from Eye for an Eye. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: other celebrities you hate but for no good reason. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't hate him. I just I'm not

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Speaker 1: a big We talked about him last week. Josh Hartnett.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what. I just like, I feel

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Speaker 1: like you're a hater. Maybe it's a jealousy thing or

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Speaker 1: something like that. I just look at the guy and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like you. I don't like this topic.

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Speaker 1: I think this topics. Yeah, we can move on. I

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Speaker 1: mean other than for me, like most of the cast

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Speaker 1: of Friends, because it was the most terrible show. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. All the people I hate are for good reason.

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Speaker 1: You know, Chris Brown's of the world. You know, we

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Speaker 1: all know why I hate them. I never forgive moving

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Speaker 1: are not some things are not forgivable. Yeah, well that

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Speaker 1: is true truth. So moved to a happier topic of

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Speaker 1: happier topic of but hurt or what is As a

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Speaker 1: reminder from a few weeks ago, it's a game called

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Speaker 1: drunk Stone or Stupid. But we don't play the way

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Speaker 1: that's supposed to be played because I didn't read the instructions.

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Speaker 1: But the cards are really good and they describe people

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Speaker 1: in the room or playing the game you have to

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Speaker 1: assign who that person would be. Okay, okay, this person

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Speaker 1: makes new best friends but can't remember their names. Uh met,

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Speaker 1: my name is a completely different person around their boyfriend

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Speaker 1: or girlfriend. Do we have any scary? Yeah? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: baby talk with her. Well wait a minute, then you

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Speaker 1: baby talk more than anybody. Well I admit that baby talking.

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Speaker 1: How are you different? How's your demeanor different when you're

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Speaker 1: around loud? A little bit more carrying and caressing? Reserve?

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Speaker 1: Who will become a millionaire and blow it all? Scary?

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Speaker 1: Would take the last parachute on a plane? Scary? Here

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Speaker 1: we go? Was was made for reality TV? Possibly he's

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Speaker 1: very entertaining. This one's a tough one. Uh I can't

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Speaker 1: drive for ship. That's not true. If in the car

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Speaker 1: with some of you and you're not any better, you

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Speaker 1: have never crushed us. No change. Admitting won't stop talking

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Speaker 1: about their trip abroad scary. Yeah, because these are obnoxist qualities.

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Speaker 1: But come back, we're talking about it. We do, but

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Speaker 1: we don't overly talk about is obsessed with their butt? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gotten pretty big lately. You should be like a shelf.

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Speaker 1: Now it's just squishy. It's like the nails. Are coming

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Speaker 1: out of the wall, and I would think Diamond because

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Speaker 1: obessed with he was always working on that booty. You

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Speaker 1: can change one word in that clue and change it

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Speaker 1: would change the answer. Huh who is obsessed with? But

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Speaker 1: that would be Elvis? Who is that? Speaking of which

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Speaker 1: I guess I would have sex with themselves if they couldn't.

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Speaker 1: We sort of looks like you're doing it just then,

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Speaker 1: whatever you're just doing looks very scott but he already does.

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Speaker 1: It was a fat kids for fat kids gets popcorn

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Speaker 1: bucket from the trash just for free refills. You yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, never pick up refills. No sy for he's

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Speaker 1: too much of a germophobe. Probably has super kinky dreams,

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Speaker 1: Yandhi dreams. Reality. Has never looked at porn Daniel, No, no,

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Speaker 1: because Daniel and Sheldon, her husband, they love looking at

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Speaker 1: porn together. Yeah, well we do pictures, nottures. It always

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Speaker 1: tries to like skirt out of the questions we ask

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Speaker 1: that our sexual He never really answers, I look at porn. Oh,

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Speaker 1: well there you go. Take it back. At one point, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're all right, this person get zero fox. Did you

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Speaker 1: say Gandhi? Yeah, I was gonna say. I think all

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Speaker 1: of us have pretty much a way of giving zero

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Speaker 1: depends on the day. Talks about celebrities like they know them. Scary, scary,

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Speaker 1: Gary or scary. He's gonna home and cry. Guys is

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Speaker 1: up at seven am on a Saturday. Me really, eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock and four we'll find a reason to take their

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Speaker 1: shirt off. Gandhi used to be He used to be

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Speaker 1: Daniel what dropt somehow knows everyone scary, sary. I feel

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Speaker 1: like Elvis. I don't, but I don't. I don't know anyone.

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Speaker 1: I read scary list of the top thirty restaurants in

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Speaker 1: every one of the restaurants scary answer there, won't stop

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Speaker 1: talking about relationship problems and move on. Leaves drunk friend

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Speaker 1: on the street. Scary. Probably Scary would leave you, you

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Speaker 1: know if something happens. No, no, no, no, Remember you

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Speaker 1: got me in a cab that time I was asked

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Speaker 1: to leave. Yeah, but he left. Greg asked what was

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Speaker 1: that frog? He left Greg tea on the street to die.

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Speaker 1: One time that wasn't drunk. He was having a he

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Speaker 1: is obsessed with how they look in photos. We're all like, oh,

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Speaker 1: could I hide behind you for there? Yes, we never

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Speaker 1: get pictures taken because we all try to hide. Would

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Speaker 1: trample a kid for a good deal on Black Friday? You? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think? Don't do Black Friday? It's okay. Step always

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Speaker 1: tries to convince friends to do drugs with them. Always Elvis,

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Speaker 1: you don't, okay, we know who this one is. Hits

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Speaker 1: never wouldn't care if they got caught masturbating. I care

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Speaker 1: speaking of him speaking at Disney character did you see

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Speaker 1: the TikTok that's going around saying that if you have

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Speaker 1: video of characters at Disney that you take with your

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Speaker 1: family and they're doing something out of character, they can

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Speaker 1: get fired for that. Yeah, well, because they shouldn't do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: because there was a Peter Pan that did like was

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Speaker 1: just interacting with He grew up with someone that you know,

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Speaker 1: when you post videos from like amusement parks. Do it

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Speaker 1: on private so the public can't see it. We're all

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Speaker 1: gonna work to eventually better goes on an elaborate journey

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Speaker 1: just to be able to use the hot tub. Scary, scary.

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Speaker 1: It's completely shocked by every fact you tell them me

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Speaker 1: how many times you've just said the term get the

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Speaker 1: funk out? Many times? A day was all about Abercrombie.

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Speaker 1: body work. Will you the body I tried to meet girls,

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Speaker 1: but more guys gave me their phone number. Uh, we'll

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Speaker 1: only speak to you via text. I don't even text

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Speaker 1: you back because is way down to go to chuck

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Speaker 1: e cheese scary. She is so good you can now

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Speaker 1: order it on door dash. You can absolutely Why would you?

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Speaker 1: Because it's good? Yes, it's way too comfortable talking about sex.

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Speaker 1: Everybody who's not. I mean, we were analyzing pet Pablo

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Speaker 1: frequently lyrics yesterday. Most likely to volunteer to ride in

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Speaker 1: the trunk of a car. Oh yeah, I always volunteer

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Speaker 1: for the like the bitch spot. I'm like also in

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Speaker 1: the middle, also in the trunk whatever. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: Highway go Ahead. Most likely to argue over beer pong rules.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone in here. He gives a producer Sam, well,

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Speaker 1: this would also be Sam plays drinking games for glory,

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Speaker 1: not drinking. No, she plays drinking games for fight. Could

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Speaker 1: our partners. Cheap vodka into gray Goose bottles to impress people.

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Speaker 1: wants to cuddle. Oh, who wants to cuddle? I mean

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Speaker 1: cuddling is great like cuddling? Oh, no, I want to

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Speaker 1: own them aline. Oh yeah, I think that was it.

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Speaker 1: Right that far, we've learned absolutely nothing about it. Everything

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Speaker 1: we already knew, we already knew. Alright, have a nice day.

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