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Speaker 1: It's time for your brand new phone tap. It's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, and we're just a week

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Speaker 1: away from Halloween. And for some reason, every year at

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Speaker 1: this time, there's one phone tap character that always makes

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Speaker 1: an appearance. I don't know if it's because of the

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Speaker 1: free candy, or the cool costumes, or just the chance

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Speaker 1: to make an adult get so angry that they yell

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Speaker 1: back at him. I'm talking about none other than the hyperactive,

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Speaker 1: brace faced teenager Kyler Corsington. And Kyler won't take anybody's

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Speaker 1: crap this holiday, not even the neighbors on his own block.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear what I'm talking about in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now. It's an on the twenties. Hello. Hello, just Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Kyler Corkington and I go to middle

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Speaker 1: school and a little about a blockerschoe from your house.

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Speaker 1: How are you going to lea? Hi? Yes? How are you?

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Speaker 1: Is everything all right? I can't really understand you sometimes

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Speaker 1: I was trying to herd understand me because I just

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Speaker 1: got my bridget tying. So sorry, okay, it's not your

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Speaker 1: fault tying my bridget did you um? Anyway? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: me because tylerween is right around the corner, and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to sex and see what kind of candy

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Speaker 1: you might have on hand. Excuse me, I sit. What

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Speaker 1: kinds of candy are you going to be passing out

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Speaker 1: on Halloween? Sir um? And you said your name was Tyler?

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Speaker 1: You know my name is Tyler? Was a Kay Kyler Corsington.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, Tyler Tyler? Yeah, And I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: to hearing art you, sir Um. You called me, please

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Speaker 1: don't be rude. Why was it being rude? I'm just,

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Speaker 1: you know, saying you're having somebody hearing me. So I

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Speaker 1: said you're not very good listener. That's all I was saying. Sir. No,

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Speaker 1: I heard you, Kyler. I just thought it was a

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Speaker 1: little bit rude. Just go ahead and let me know

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Speaker 1: what your question is so we can go ahead and

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Speaker 1: get off the phone. Okay, so you heard that part,

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Speaker 1: so maybe you'll hear me again, because this is like

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Speaker 1: the fourth time I'm matching, sir. What kinds of candy

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Speaker 1: will you be passing out for Hyloween? Sure, Kyler, you

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Speaker 1: know what budding. If it'll get you off the phone,

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and tell you probably what I did

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Speaker 1: last year, maybe candy corns stuff like that. Kyler. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know you, I've never met you before.

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Speaker 1: But you should not be swearing. I should not be

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Speaker 1: calling adults and swearing at them on the telephone. Sure

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Speaker 1: I wasn't swearing. I was sneezing because they just came

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Speaker 1: down with a bad take of the bullets. Oh so

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Speaker 1: you just did it again. You can't do that to people, Kyler.

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Speaker 1: It's not appropriate. If you don't like the kind of

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Speaker 1: candy I'm giving out, then just don't come to my house.

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Speaker 1: We don't call me and swear at me. Okay, missus.

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Speaker 1: So here's your thing about me? Is um? You know

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Speaker 1: I'm very over from my agent. I'm very direct, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I call out boot when I hear it,

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Speaker 1: and so that's all I was doing. Sure he's not

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Speaker 1: going to sit here and let you curse at me, Kyler. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. Sure are you

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Speaker 1: familiar with your Parker household? That's three doors down from you,

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Speaker 1: the Parker household? Well, what does that matter? Okay? Well

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Speaker 1: I get shut off the phone with them, and they

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Speaker 1: plan out giving out full side angye bars full size

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Speaker 1: gret great, let them do that. Good for the purport.

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic. It doesn't mean you can call me and

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Speaker 1: swear at me. Okay, but you just said Candy corner,

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Speaker 1: and so I don't know why you're being such a keeper.

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Speaker 1: That's all. That's the only reason I did that, Tyler.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to talk. I want to

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Speaker 1: know who your parents are, Tyler, and I want to

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Speaker 1: contact them, and I want to tell them that you

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Speaker 1: are harassing me and cursing at me in my own home. Kyler. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you understand what technic I'm doing it on the phone.

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Speaker 1: You're in your home. I'm somewhere else, but you know

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Speaker 1: that's semantics. Anyway, this is still harassment, Tyler. And I'm

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Speaker 1: going to what is your mother and father's name? All right? Sure, sure,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say this, but you brought this

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Speaker 1: on yourself, but what on myself? So I'm just about

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Speaker 1: to be raining down on your porch and this you

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Speaker 1: do some good, Candy, sir. Listen, you little punk the Partridge.

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Speaker 1: They drive a Kia Sorrinzo, sir, and I, Tyler, what

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Speaker 1: does it matter you're me because I've keen your drive away.

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Speaker 1: You drive a BMW and so that definitely means you

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Speaker 1: have cash for full site candy bars, Shari tangy bars.

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Speaker 1: What are your parents' names? What is your number? I'm

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Speaker 1: going to call them and I'm gonna get you in trouble.

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Speaker 1: You a little shit. O you get casting me? Sir?

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Speaker 1: You caut it? You cutting the cane shirt? What do

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Speaker 1: you cursing it? You've been cursing me to the last

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Speaker 1: five minutes. Yeah, but you're ready. You're supposed act one, sir.

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Speaker 1: So you said, actually adult not swear to swear to

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Speaker 1: childhood innocent childhoo is just asking for some good candy

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Speaker 1: traveling me shirt. You're not an innocent child. You are

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Speaker 1: a little heathen. You're a little scoundrel. And you let

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Speaker 1: you get in violence on a middle school shirt. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. And for that, I think you should probably

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Speaker 1: get some full size tanny bars or else I would

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Speaker 1: go to the authority and shirt and I would tell

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Speaker 1: them to your in violence upon me. Oh, so you're

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Speaker 1: trying to blackmail me a little Well, okay, sir, call it,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I call it. I call it

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Speaker 1: full size candy bars in my Halloween back Now, sir,

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Speaker 1: if you come to my house on Halloween. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the authorities on you. What do you think about that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well you better do it before I get your scouting what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know the skeleton that you have on your front porch.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing you a video of myself violating it, sir,

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Speaker 1: and I'll do I'm laughing, I'll be laughing. I was

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Speaker 1: saying your name name, Candy Parks. Are you just practice

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Speaker 1: to violate my skeleton? What's wrong with you? Out? And

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Speaker 1: you get all the camera? What's saying your name? Sure?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on here, kids, but you

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Speaker 1: need therapy or counseling or something. You're up, You're right, sure,

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Speaker 1: but the promise I'm not even a kid, and it's

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Speaker 1: not even a real phone call. So this whole situation

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Speaker 1: is really messed up, sir. How do you schizophrenic? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your wife Katie

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Speaker 1: set you up? Are you serious? Yeah? Your wife told

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Speaker 1: us about the Halloween skeleton on your porch? What kind

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Speaker 1: of car you drive? So I could have all the

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Speaker 1: information and I don't think you'll probably ever look at

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Speaker 1: your Halloween skeleton the same ever again? Will you? I

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Speaker 1: thought that was real. I was so pissfall in out

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Speaker 1: in Oh, You're a little creepy. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubil phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,