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Speaker 1: Psychle mom wants to ruin the wedding, but I never

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Speaker 1: expected she do this, actually accomplish.

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Speaker 2: Ruining the wedding.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Maybe maybe she's incompetent in not.

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Speaker 2: Just ruining everything. Yeah, then one day the stars aligned

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Speaker 2: and she was an asshole in practice and in theory.

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Speaker 1: Burnt it to the ground.

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Speaker 2: Burnt it to the ground.

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Speaker 1: Put your guesses blow as to uh what she did? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but let's find out. I'm back with another story about

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Speaker 1: my crazy mother, who I called light Switch, but I

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Speaker 1: think I want to give her a different nickname. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call her Bell's a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Bell's a bitch, like like bes like a like a Beelzebub.

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Speaker 2: That yeah, what'sub? Is like a think another name for

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Speaker 2: the devil?

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's probably what it is, as she is

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Speaker 1: a literal demon in human form.

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Speaker 2: So I guess it.

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Speaker 1: You got it. I heard someone say that on TikTok

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Speaker 1: and thought it sounded better, So I'm gonna go with that.

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Speaker 2: Everything's better on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Quick update of my life. I'm still in the process

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Speaker 1: of fixing up my apartment how I like it. My

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Speaker 1: kids are doing well, and I am officially divorced. I'm

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Speaker 1: working on a lot and bringing in some decent income.

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Speaker 1: I'm also going to the gym three times a week

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Speaker 1: while doing home exercises and on other days on keto.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping to at least drop forty pounds so i

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Speaker 1: can squeeze into some cuter clothes. And I've already lost

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Speaker 1: a couple pounds, so that's a win for me.

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Speaker 2: Forty pounds. That's that's pretty good. She's hoping to lose

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Speaker 2: forty pounds. She has no she's lost four pounds.

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Speaker 1: True. That's a little bit different, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Lost four pounds forty pounds is a lot, that's true.

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Speaker 2: So it's like four weight classes.

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Speaker 1: That's true. This happened when I was in my early twenties.

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Speaker 1: My mother's cousin, Mary was getting married. She wanted me,

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Speaker 1: my mom, my sister, and a couple other female relatives

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Speaker 1: idea of being a bridesmaid.

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Speaker 3: What have I to be?

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Speaker 2: Fun?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever we would go do wedding planning stuff, she

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Speaker 2: Do you want her as your bridesmaid? Then that is

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Speaker 2: a great question. Just like leave her out out, which

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's a little unusual to have the

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Speaker 2: mom as the girls of your age, maybe like a sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she hated the bridesmaid's dresses, the hair, the makeup ideas,

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Speaker 2: Maybe she's like feeling insecure because she's older than everyone else. Maybe,

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Speaker 2: and she's not as hot and bodacious.

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Speaker 1: She's a milf though, I mean she's a mom of

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Speaker 1: someone getting married. She's mom Watts. Yep, I'm getting that

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Speaker 2: Sex.

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Speaker 1: Uh. My sister, who was very much the carbon copy

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Speaker 1: of my mom, would also throw fits. I didn't really

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Speaker 1: like much of Mary's ideas either, but I went along

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I love Everyone's like, yeah, Mary has shit ideas,

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Speaker 2: but like, I'm gonna be a nice person.

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Speaker 1: Just go along with that. Marry's a freaking idiot.

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Speaker 2: But and like the mom and sister is like, hey,

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Speaker 2: we're just telling you that your ideas are ship because

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Speaker 2: they are. Everyone agrees, even the people that are secretly

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Mary does have trash ideas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Mary has trash idea stop having would

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Speaker 2: wear a garbage bag to the wedding and me wear whites.

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Speaker 1: It's called fashion, It's called fush on. Mary was mostly

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Speaker 1: down again. I can't lie. The bridesmaid's dresses were pretty

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Speaker 1: freaking ugly. A pale army green short sleeves with a

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Speaker 2: I mean, it could be a vibe, but it is

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Speaker 1: If we're like getting married in like a forest, that

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Speaker 2: You're going forest, you don't go military, you go fucking

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Speaker 1: But what if what if that's what she likes. Maybe

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Speaker 2: It plays airsoft, yeah, and the army and just wants

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Speaker 1: Could be could that could be her vibe like her

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Speaker 1: it's I'm I'm pro.

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Speaker 2: She can do whatever she wants. She can have terrible ideas,

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Speaker 2: dress a good idea, settle it.

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Speaker 1: They were cut just below the knee and the shoes

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Speaker 1: were combat boosts.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, so they're going.

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Speaker 1: Mary's husband, Kyle is military, so they were gonna go

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Speaker 1: with a military style theme. All right, I'm on board.

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Speaker 1: Then if it's themed, I'm on board.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, it's theme, but like, do you really

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Speaker 1: Like if someone's if someone likes it as the theme.

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Speaker 1: I like people like digging into like them.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You're right? Fine, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: we like people digging into them. Fine, I wont have

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Speaker 2: to be the army, the military industrial to be.

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Speaker 1: We must do it.

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Speaker 2: If you're really gonna go on, never see where you're going.

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Speaker 1: Our hair had to be done in a doughnut bun

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Speaker 2: Instead of tossing a bouquet, they toss alive no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: and then it explodes with flowers, with flowers. That's a shirt.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm They're winning me over more and more. This

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Speaker 2: It could be fun.

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Speaker 1: Despite the bridesmaids hating it, Mary loved it. That was

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Speaker 1: all that mattered. But my mom wouldn't let it go.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is bad by yeah, like convention stand

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Speaker 1: wedding standards. Totally. I'll give you that.

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Speaker 2: I get it, But it is you're you're, you're, you're

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Speaker 2: convincing me that's a cool idea. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Her aunt Tammy had to rein her in on several

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Speaker 1: occasions and reminded her that this was Mary's Day and

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Really, I can't really blame my mom and my sister

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Speaker 2: And no one's going to be able to see it anyway.

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Speaker 1: Right, everyone's it's going to be like a green screen

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Speaker 1: and everyone's wearing neon green exactly.

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Speaker 2: Everyone just blended in.

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Speaker 1: That would be funny wedding.

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Speaker 2: Fucking everyone wearing more suits, just.

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Speaker 1: Like floating heads. Yeah, I love it. The lack of

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Speaker 1: flowers was an even bigger problem. Instead of a flower arrangement,

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Speaker 1: Mary and Kyle wanted black painted jars filled with sticks

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Speaker 1: and a model tank sitting beside it as centerpieces, and

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Speaker 2: They really love me all the way in like I mean,

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Speaker 2: I respect the theme. It's just theme.

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Speaker 1: I respect it.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't think I've ever been to a themed wedding.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have either.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been to like a ton of weddings.

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Speaker 1: Same.

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Speaker 2: I feel like my friend group hasn't been like getting

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Speaker 2: Hella married yet. All of our friend groups were just

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Speaker 2: out here. Yeah, like Riley for instance. Yeah, Riley, when

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Speaker 2: you get married, bro, come on twenty three are you

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Speaker 2: hitting me? You're dead.

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Speaker 1: You're in the grade over, You're over. Change your hinge

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Speaker 1: location to LA and get fucking to work. Yeah, marry

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Speaker 1: me today. That's your new hinge profile. You're welcome, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Ninety day fiance. I have ninety days, no one day,

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Speaker 2: twenty four hour.

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Speaker 1: That's all we're doing. And military wedding for you, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Get ready, there we go. Get ready, you're.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Kyle had a huge collection of models that he had

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Speaker 1: It was his hobby and he enjoyed it. On the

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Speaker 1: pale green paper streamers. It was ugly, but again, it

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Speaker 1: was Kyle and Mary's day, so what they wanted they got.

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Speaker 1: It's on brand. Come on the day of our wedding,

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Speaker 1: we were scheduled to get our hair and makeup done

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Speaker 1: and a small salon a few blocks away a camel

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Speaker 2: Black. It looks like fucking predator with like.

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Speaker 1: You just see white eye, like the whites of people's eyes,

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Speaker 2: It's like mud covered.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of walking across the aisle, it's it's like

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Speaker 2: Low key sounds fun?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would that would be adventure. All the hair

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Speaker 1: and makeup was done at the American Legion, where the

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Speaker 1: I got a temporary brow lift and a headache. Yi dang,

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Speaker 1: that is tight. You got that for free, right, no

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Speaker 1: botoks needed. I noticed right away that my mom and

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Speaker 1: I called the house trying to get a hold of them.

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Speaker 1: No way, but they didn't answer. No way.

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Speaker 2: They're not showing up.

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Speaker 1: Put I see you in the comments if you know

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Speaker 1: what's about to go down. It was already close to

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Speaker 1: the wedding time and we were all starting to get

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Speaker 1: a bit panicky. Mary was looking lovely at her wedding gown. No,

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Speaker 2: Maybe they were just wearing it really, really well, and

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Speaker 2: he couldn't see. They wore a full gilly suits. Just

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Speaker 2: I am a bush.

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Speaker 1: They pop up and they're like, I checked, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that would be a great thing if anyone.

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Speaker 2: Had actual and I object Gillies suit man and on theme,

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Speaker 2: which is great.

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Speaker 1: Finally, at less than thirty minutes, oh three hundred until

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Speaker 1: at them horrified.

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Speaker 2: They're not wearing it. They're not wearing it.

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Speaker 1: My sister was wearing a bright pinkney On dress, black

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Speaker 1: high heels, big hair, and bright loud makeup. I feel

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Speaker 1: like she's divorced. Yeah, she's giving divorced energy.

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Speaker 2: Giving divorced air energy, trying to pick up new man.

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Speaker 1: God. My mom was even more horrifying. She was wearing

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Speaker 1: a pale gray dress. It was so pale that it

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Speaker 1: could be mistaken for a wedding dress.

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's the long You don't wear a white

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Speaker 1: Why she was wasted clutching a cocktail in her hand

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Speaker 1: and laughing to herself. When she saw how upset Mary was,

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Speaker 1: Mary began to cry, getting so upset, awful, awful. And

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Speaker 1: that's Mary's mother, that's Opie's mother.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's mother.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh PE's mom and sister. The mom

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Speaker 1: I do not advocate for violence, but this was one

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Speaker 2: Why is she I just don't understand. If she sucks

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's one of those cases where it's like Mary

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Speaker 2: That was until until I thought it was going to

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Speaker 1: My mom began to make comments about how stupid he

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, why is she there? Why is she

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, immediately, like right now, like military escort, escort.

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Speaker 2: She needs to be court martialed, thrown in jail, god

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Speaker 1: Seriously. I snuck a look over at Tammy, who was

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Speaker 2: Don't mess with Tammy. Tammy seems like she means business.

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Speaker 1: She's about that action. I whispered back at her, begging

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Speaker 2: Then the father started to just like wait, kink her

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Speaker 1: I whispered again that if she was okay, and she

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Speaker 2: Mother in law just took a shit bro on the ground.

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Speaker 1: My sister, Oh, my sister and other bridemaids began shrieking.

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Speaker 1: I turned around, looked at my mom, and then looked down.

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Speaker 1: Her legs and the floor were surrounded with her splattered

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Speaker 2: Mary was so horrified by the situation that she nearly

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Speaker 1: How can you, like, like, how can you destroy a

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Speaker 2: Like level soupy diarrhea? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: My mom was acting fake, pretending to be embarrassed, overly exaggerating,

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Speaker 1: aren't you embarrassed? Are you that insane?

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Speaker 2: Bro? She just wants to be taken care of, and

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Speaker 2: shitting herself is the only way anyone will do it.

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Speaker 1: The fat starved for attention that like freaking narcissistic. My god,

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Speaker 1: Tamy was so fed up that she sucker punched my

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Speaker 2: Oh but then you're gonna get a poop on you? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a poop brawl. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: The police were called and, much to her real shock

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Speaker 1: but Kyle told her he wanted her gone good. This

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Speaker 1: wedding party erson? Seriously, my mom and sister. Both looked

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Speaker 1: at me as I was going to Kyle insisted that

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Speaker 1: because it was that bad.

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Speaker 2: I liked that bad.

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Speaker 1: They threw multiple many people, many people. I like to

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Speaker 1: We all pitched in to clean up the mess.

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Speaker 2: Oh not on a wedding man, literally as you're about

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Speaker 2: to get married, like as you're about to say, I

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Speaker 1: I do do not good. By the time we were done,

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Speaker 1: Mary and Kyle were nowhere to be found. Timmy found

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Speaker 1: I apologize profusely for my mother's behavior, and I offered

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Speaker 2: Oh, you shat on the colonel's rug, not the colonel's

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Speaker 2: got She's just like she's the master, completely ruining every

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Speaker 1: I know, a simple steam clean would have gotten the

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Speaker 1: job done just fine, but I wanted to show how

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Speaker 1: sorry I was for my mom making the day all

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Speaker 2: And clean work.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know. Like I'm a little I'm a

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Speaker 1: little skeptical. I've we might need to go, like you know,

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Speaker 1: full we might need to throw a grenade on that

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Speaker 1: bad boy just to finish it off. That sh Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they said it wasn't necessary. Once the smell cleared out,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, just just the fact that you have to

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Speaker 2: just awful, so bad. The reception was quiet and we

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Speaker 1: Once I got home that night, my mom was giving

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, she lets her asshole do the speaking for Really.

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Speaker 1: It was wild. I found her on the couch, drinking

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Speaker 2: My sister called me a bish and said I was

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Speaker 2: a trader because I didn't support our mother. I told,

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Speaker 1: Like insulting the bride, throwing a slur at the bride,

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Speaker 1: protesting at the wedding dresses, being late, showing up, showing

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Speaker 1: wrongs is is insane massive. I told her that I

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Speaker 1: couldn't for someone who would profusely crap themselves just to

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Speaker 1: that is great. Did she do that on command?

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Speaker 2: Honestly impressive? To ship while standing up is a difficult feat.

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Speaker 2: It's really hard.

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Speaker 1: It's hard command. This was like right as they were

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Speaker 2: I don't think this is her first rodeo. I think

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Speaker 2: this is like, well her bags like not enough tension

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Speaker 1: My brother, who wasn't at the wedding, broke my stereo

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Speaker 1: by spiking it right onto the pavement outside. Everyone but

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Speaker 1: OPI has like just demon jeans inside. This is insane.

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Speaker 2: Demon jeans would be a great brand. Demons demon jeans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's evil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's so good. It's evil. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Tammy spread the news to everyone on that side of

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Speaker 1: brought it up. She maintained for years that it was

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Speaker 1: and knew she did it on purpose. That is insane,

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Speaker 2: A whit at my wedding too, Yeah, like come on quick,

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Speaker 2: way to never be invited anywhere again, truly, and.

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Speaker 1: That being why she would not be invited to another

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Speaker 1: spoiler alert. She never did. I still talk to Mary

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Speaker 1: and Kyle now and again. They are doing well. Kyle

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Speaker 1: They aren't able to have kids of their own due

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Speaker 1: to Mary's condition, but they are fought her parents to

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Speaker 1: three boys and a girl. Oh that's sweet. Super happy

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Speaker 1: for both of them and glad they are doing well. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, what a piece of shit? Literally yeah, literally

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Speaker 2: really literally wow, I have I have Like I feel

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Speaker 2: like it's only babies, like literal babies that ship for

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Speaker 2: you know, attention.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing here?

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00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: Like we're shitting for attention?

443
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: Literally, that's where we're at. So, actually, here's a question.

444
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Speaker 1: Should Op, like the rest of her family, completely go

445
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: no contact with her sister and mother? That's the question.

446
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: I think the mother Maybe. I don't know if the

447
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: sister deserves the same treatment for a poopon command.

448
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Speaker 1: Right, because and think about the poopon command she wore

449
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Speaker 1: the almost white wedding dress like she her list is

450
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Speaker 1: definitely more, definitely worse. Yeah. So but when I go

451
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Speaker 1: no like no CONTI never talk to them again.

452
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Speaker 2: Probably wouldn't go no no contact, yeah, but I would

453
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Speaker 2: be like, this is information that makes me want to

454
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Speaker 2: spend a less time with you.

455
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Speaker 1: Way less time. Definitely. Let us know in the comments

456
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Speaker 1: what y'all think this one. This one was a was

457
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Speaker 1: a doozy, I think a dookie, But leave your comments

458
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Speaker 1: below and if you have your own crazy story, Sam,

459
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Speaker 1: I think there's a place people can leave it.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you can call us like are literally right

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Speaker 2: now at four four zero five zero eight six five

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Speaker 2: sixty seven. And if you feel more like a rioter,

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Speaker 2: you can submit it to our subreddit at our slash

464
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Speaker 2: Okop show. We'd love to hear your stories, and we'd

465
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Speaker 2: love to hear if you want a theme wedding. What

466
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Speaker 2: is your theme and why? Put it in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Below send them in. We'll see you next time.

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Speaker 2: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 1: Time for Okop Rewam. I banned my husband from the

470
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: delivery room because he's trying to hang with the boys

471
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: while I'm birthing a child.

472
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Speaker 2: Am I They a whole, But he's just trying to

473
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Speaker 2: share like a beautiful moment with him and the boys.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know My question is, you know there's

475
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: there's op delivering the baby. There's Opie's husband. What what

476
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: about the boys? What about the boys? The boy looking

477
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: out informed too? They hate our baby exactly me, the

478
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: boys and my wife. We need a twenty four hour

479
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: live stream so the boys can just see in the

480
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Speaker 1: canal and watch the baby come out.

481
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Speaker 2: Every time it gets a little bit more dilated, you

482
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: take a shot, Yeah, exactly centimeter a dilation is another shot.

483
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Speaker 1: And the doctor's in on it too. He's like to

484
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: taking shots too. She's like, I'm getting right there. Oh man,

485
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's let's see this disaster unfold. So

486
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Speaker 1: I was in labor for twenty six hours long. Yeah,

487
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Speaker 1: that's too many hours.

488
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Speaker 2: Too many hours. They get it over with already, Come.

489
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Speaker 1: On, what are you waiting for? Definitely going. And I

490
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: was in a lot of pain.

491
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Speaker 2: I've done in two hours.

492
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Speaker 1: A man wouldn't push it out in you know, tenth

493
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Speaker 1: of the time, you know what I mean. Andrew Tate

494
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: on birthing, Yeah, that's right, giving giving birthes for pussies,

495
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: that's true. Literally, you know you got that one right.

496
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: And I was in a lot of pain because I

497
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: didn't take an epidural to numb myself. DUDEI that is like,

498
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Speaker 1: you're in labor for twenty six hours. Was basically no

499
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: pain reduction. Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

500
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Speaker 1: That's all painful. Sounds a little rough. It's fair to say.

501
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: My husband was constantly on the phone, either playing games

502
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Speaker 1: or talking with his bros. Being really loud, and when

503
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Speaker 1: I asked him to please hang up, he'd hang up

504
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: the phone and then like ten minutes later they would

505
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Speaker 1: call him back.

506
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Speaker 2: Yo, my man's there for twenty hours. What are he's

507
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Speaker 2: supposed to do?

508
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Speaker 1: But the boys need him?

509
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: Okay, boys did him. His wife's got it under control. Yeah, yeah,

510
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 2: two hours in. She knows what she's going to know.

511
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 1: Is coming out. You know it's already, it's already started.

512
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I already started. He was there for the getting,

513
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 2: he'll be there for the end. Will tune in. He's

514
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: he's like playing games like I was going.

515
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Speaker 1: Honey, you know when you go to the movies, do

516
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: you wait the whole movie to go to the bathroom. No,

517
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: once it starts, you could go to the bathroom whenever

518
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: you want. You can leave.

519
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Speaker 2: And a birth to the movies, yo, But also a movie.

520
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: Ain'ate twenty five hours long? Movie's only two hours. If

521
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: that birth was too, I'm sure my guy would not

522
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 2: be playing Legend of Zelda on his Nintendo DS. Hey.

523
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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, you never know, I could finish the whole game.

524
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: He become the great the world's greatest player in twenty

525
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: six hours. Oh god, he really wanted to talk with him.

526
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: He had an important reason because his friends went on

527
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: a boys trip without him, because I asked him to

528
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: stay back so he could be here when I went

529
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: into labor with his child. You know, it's a it's

530
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: a valid excuse, dude. The boys.

531
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Speaker 2: He's sacrificed so much. She literally he sacrificed a trip

532
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: with all. It wasn't just one of the boys, it

533
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 2: was all the boys. I only have one wife giving

534
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: back and maybe a baby boy. A baby boy is

535
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: barely one of the boys.

536
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: Literally, like the head is like popped out. He's like, hey,

537
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: so look at the boy. Yeah, and his boys were

538
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: calling him to tell him how their trip was going.

539
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Speaker 3: And it's like it's like and it's like, oh, dude,

540
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: that's that's so sick. Fucking stuck with my wife in

541
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Speaker 3: the labor room. She's over from like tricking hours. We

542
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 3: got like a head of his shoulder over here. I'm like, wife,

543
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 3: can't you hurry this ship up?

544
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: Jimmy's already crushed like thirty bruskies since he started labor, Babe, Like,

545
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: come on, he's actually.

546
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: Putting in work. What are you doing?

547
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Speaker 3: Oh?

548
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: God got a beer after beer, that's fucking labor.

549
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: He apologized to them. Blame he apologized to them, no

550
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: blaming it on me being a nag, but just getting

551
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: a kid, like incomprehensible, Like.

552
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: So, see, the thing I don't understand about these Creddit

553
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: stories is how do you get this deep into the

554
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: relationship without realizing your husband is a total asshole.

555
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: Like like, there has to have been one hundred thousand

556
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: moments like this before this happened, and it's just like

557
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: now that we're in the labor room, that's what.

558
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: There's no way it's just coming out like usually.

559
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: It happens and she's like, oh, I'm just making dinner,

560
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: like oh I just I just you know, my dad

561
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: just died. But he's just talking with the boys. But

562
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: now it's like, okay, I have your child coming out

563
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: of me.

564
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I mean much like this baby, the red

565
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: flags have had time to come out.

566
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: That's right. I was really annoyed with him and told

567
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: him if he wanted to talk to his friend, he

568
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: could do it, but he had to do so elsewhere

569
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: because so I can be in pain in peace, which.

570
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: Is like that is I can't believe the wife is

571
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: still making like like uh like compromise compromises.

572
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: Just like turn off power down your fucking phone and

573
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: be here, hold my hand in my hand. Well, like

574
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: you get to stand there. I gotta push this thing out.

575
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: Bro, Like at least she gets to lie down, good god, babe, Like, man.

576
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: We got to stand on her feet and we have

577
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: to let you like like squeeze our hands. Like do

578
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: you know how hard it is for me, babe?

579
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 2: For twenty hours, twenty six hours made my hand so

580
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 2: hard it hurts.

581
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: My hand is purple. But I understand, Like he was like,

582
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: all right, fine, baby, I'll just call him back later.

583
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: So I had about twenty minutes of peace until then

584
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: his mom face timed him where he then proceeded to

585
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: put me on the video call give giving birth. He's like, yo,

586
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: it's my wife. Look at her. Oh my god. His

587
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: mom makes a comment about how she remembers when she

588
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: was in labor with him, and that she did herself

589
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: up with makeup and everything, and she even claims she

590
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: looks so good. The doctor was flirting with her. I

591
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: kind of comment is that? But what is it with

592
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: these like it's always with these redit stories. The one

593
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: sane person and then everybody else is a man. Doctor

594
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: was flirting with her, like like why in a million,

595
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: like you should be like give her some privacy. Also,

596
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: that's a weird like the weirdest flex ever, like all like,

597
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: no one looks through that story.

598
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: No, the doctors don't look good. She doesn't look good.

599
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: No one looks good.

600
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: Awful, awful, Like yeah, what is he supposed to think? Like,

601
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: so you were flirting with a doctor while giving birth.

602
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: To me, Like what why am I thing? The husband

603
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: that was there? Uh oh PE's oh PE's wait, oh

604
00:31:54,880 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 2: Pee's husband's father. Yeah, and the deliberatey being like Doug,

605
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: I'm thankful for you, like, but help him push out

606
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: this baby, But could you stop trying to wife? She

607
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: literally has a baby running through her.

608
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm already whind open for you. God. No,

609
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: I was holding back everything inside me, trying not to

610
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: say something, as I did not want to disrespect my

611
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: mother in law girl disreceipt literally respect her, disrespect her.

612
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: But at the same time, she sometimes just makes the

613
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: stupidest comments at the worst possible times, and this moment

614
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: I could not stand talking to her.

615
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: I mean completely fair.

616
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: It's like beyond fair.

617
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, beyond fair, beyond here. You're in a situation that

618
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: allows a little lenience.

619
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: Literally, a nurse comes in. A nurse ends up coming

620
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: in and could tell I was upset and asked me

621
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: if everything was all right, and I just tell her

622
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: I just really want to be alone. The nurse ends

623
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: up kicking out my husband and in turn, he ends

624
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: up missing the birth of our firstborn daughter.

625
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: Yikes, I sense a divorce sitting there future.

626
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: You know what the real tragedy is.

627
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: What it wasn't a boy.

628
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: She's not one of the boys.

629
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: I can't have another hood case.

630
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,479
Speaker 1: Sorry, I have him.

631
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: It can't be with the boys.

632
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're just holding her like I gotta go on

633
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: the boys trip. You're not you can't. You're not one

634
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: of the bow. How is Jimmy supposed to crush thirty

635
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: bruskis in front of you like it's it can't it

636
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: can't be done. It can't be done. And he left

637
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: the hospital because he was pissed off that I got

638
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: the nurse to kick him out of the room.

639
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: Dude, didn't even wait.

640
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: This is literally your first child, and you're so you're

641
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: so petty that you leave the hospital to not see

642
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: like your daughter in her first warm moment because a

643
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: nurse kicked you out.

644
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: I do. I'm gonna go on a limb here. Yeah,

645
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: I do not think this guy is going to make

646
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: a very good father. Oh dude, that's I don't know.

647
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: That's a pretty bold prediction. Are you Are you sure

648
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: putting out Are you comfortable putting that out there? I'm comfortable.

649
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm okay.

650
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it out there and planting the flag.

651
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 2: I feels so bad for Op. This is a terrible,

652
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: terrible situation. Dump that husband, man, get that gig, your

653
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: divorce papers ready and settled.

654
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: He also refused later to come see his daughter because

655
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: he was angry at me for kicking him out, and

656
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: my mother in law, who did visit me in the hospital,

657
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop talking about how I'm such a bad wife

658
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: from removing for removing my husband from the room.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: When I got home, he kept on bringing up how

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Speaker 1: I ruined a moment of bonding with his daughter and

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Speaker 1: how he could never forgive me for that. So my

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Speaker 1: the asshole for kicking my husband out of the delivery

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Speaker 1: room because he was making phone calls with his boys. No,

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Speaker 1: that's the biggest, not at all, that's the biggest, not

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Speaker 1: the a hole, like yeah, all time, my God, just

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Speaker 1: please get out, like get out, divorce, take take your

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Speaker 1: newborn daughter and just just run.

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Speaker 2: Just just run to the hills. Just leave.