WEBVTT - The Exterminator Needs Access Now

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? So

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa wanted to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Troy. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Troy called it an exterminy to come check out their

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<v Speaker 2>place because he felt like there were bugs in their house.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to start the call as the exterminator,

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<v Speaker 2>who is a little early for the appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, we have no clue how this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Let's see Garrett's phone tap. Listen it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Troy Troy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Yeah, this is Nato Zu. How this is Alex Carr.

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<v Speaker 2>You called and you wanted us to come fumigate your home.

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<v Speaker 3>You're there now?

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<v Speaker 2>H Yeah, No, we just pulled up. So I was

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<v Speaker 2>wondering where you are because it looks like no one's here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well no, no, I'm at work. You're supposed to come tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I got it out here on the order to

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<v Speaker 1>come this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait, you got it on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I got it on the order that you asked for, am,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why we're here.

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<v Speaker 3>I specifically said PM. I mean, what part of the

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<v Speaker 3>stun't you underst Obviously I'm at work, and if you're

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<v Speaker 3>calling me at work, you know I'm not at home,

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<v Speaker 3>So I mean, just come back tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't work like that. And I got other stuff going

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<v Speaker 2>on tonight. I got other houses, I got other jobs

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<v Speaker 2>to get to tonight, so I can't make it back tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't understand what the problem is here. You

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<v Speaker 3>made a mistake. Fix it right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Do you have a key or something I can

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<v Speaker 1>get in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to get inside my house when I'm not there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to feel. Hell'm supposed to feel my gate?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you come back later on tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>See, unfortunately we're booked through the week, so I won't

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<v Speaker 2>be able to get back here until next week. If anything,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to cancel today.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got bugs in my house, all right, and I

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<v Speaker 3>paid through ahead of time to come out. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to wait a night a week, dear mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know what you want me to do, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't let you fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you come home and let no?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no no no. I want you to

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<v Speaker 3>come back tonight just like we ordered. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 3>got somebody got it screwed up. It's not my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to refine that. I want to refund. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to talk to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's right, right, right, right, right right. Yeah, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>work like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm wanna call him main office. I will deal with

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<v Speaker 3>it myself, because obviously you're not listening to me and

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<v Speaker 3>understanding exactly what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>He lasi you there, Yeah, young Bony.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's give it a few minutes and just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of act like you have no idea what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on and push his buttons a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, okay, hi, destroy, Okay, what's going on? You

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<v Speaker 3>know what? Hold on a second, hold on. You won't

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<v Speaker 3>believe what's going on. What's up that stupid exterminator that

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<v Speaker 3>we called and was supposed to be there tonight. Yeah right, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>guess what he's outside the house right now? Oh well, good.

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<v Speaker 3>That means they're getting that taken care of earlier. No no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>no no no no no, no, no no no. Who's

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<v Speaker 3>at the house. Who's in the house. I gave him

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<v Speaker 3>an option of coming out tomorrow. He won't even do that.

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<v Speaker 3>What's to come next week? Can't you just leave work,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know no I can't leave. Well, what can't

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<v Speaker 3>you leave for work? It's just a freaking cat that

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<v Speaker 3>probably put all these fleas in the house. Anyhow, to

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<v Speaker 3>begin with, there shouldn't be any news to you. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like books.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just you have this weird phobia about don't me weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm freaking itch you right now. I'm just thinking about this.

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<v Speaker 3>There are no books. I can't even believe. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>reason why I'm scratching all the time. I'm scratching even

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<v Speaker 3>more right now. I feel like the freaking i'm's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>fall off.

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<v Speaker 2>Troy, Yeah, my name is actually Gari from Elvis Durant

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning Show. And you just got phone taped

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<v Speaker 2>by your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, maybe somebody could tell me why I'm still riching

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap