Speaker 1: I forgot the cover story for jo Si album. Literally, oh,
Speaker 1: I that might not be working because I took the
Speaker 1: batteries out and shoved them up my ass and then
Speaker 1: I put them back to wondering.
Speaker 2: When I started it, it was like covered in poop
Speaker 2: and crap, and I was wondering what that.
Speaker 3: Was all right? So we were actually recording audio before
Speaker 3: the camera came on. I'm gonna leave it in just
Speaker 3: so that they poopy.
Speaker 4: I want your.
Speaker 2: Before I love that. You caught that, I was singing,
Speaker 2: I want you to love it.
Speaker 1: I mean you. All you did was change the words
Speaker 1: to I want your poopy.
Speaker 2: I think we should that an emergency.
Speaker 1: We should change the title to Emergency inter poopy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Or we should do an album where we like,
Speaker 2: you know how, like straight guys will make like gay freestyles,
Speaker 2: or they'll make they'll make like gay rap or songs
Speaker 2: of like rap songs or whatever they'll like remix them.
Speaker 2: We should make the poop version of Lady Gaga's album
Speaker 2: instead of Famous Yeah, I want your stupid poop poop
Speaker 2: ooh poop, or or pooh pooh, pooh pooh.
Speaker 4: Let's play a poop game. Play a poop game.
Speaker 2: I would wait, my ma, mama, poo poo, poo poo.
Speaker 1: Honestly, if you did that in like two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: you would have been a billionaire at this point, Like
Speaker 1: you would be on your weird I would.
Speaker 2: Have been on my ducky of awesome ship like do
Speaker 2: Kiyo vussle. I always thought it was ducky of all,
Speaker 2: like a ducky Yes, do kiyo Vusso do you remember
Speaker 2: the Justin Bieber one?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: And now it was just like, really it was actually
Speaker 2: kind of gnarly, but it was really funny at the time.
Speaker 2: It was like about Justin Bieber being like passed around
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least somebody was clocking it. Are you not clocking?
Speaker 1: Are you not clocking what I'm putting down? Or what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Are you not clocking what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 4: Is it not clocking to you?
Speaker 2: Me? And and you went to a Supreme party last
Speaker 2: night and DJ Academics was.
Speaker 1: DJ J Trapaholics, Drew say, DJ Academics, But I think
Speaker 1: it's because in recent history, the only name that starts
Speaker 1: with DJ that we actually ever say is DJ Academics.
Speaker 1: And it was it was amazing.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. I felt old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I felt old. That party was really interesting
Speaker 1: because like it was the first time in a long time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we're all for the most part, like,
Speaker 1: of course, there's like the usual like random twenty one
Speaker 1: to like twenty three year old sprinkled into that party,
Speaker 1: but for the most part, it was like twenty six
Speaker 1: to thirty year olds and then like Supreme old Heads yeah,
Speaker 1: which is now like mid thirty to late thirty and
Speaker 1: TJ Trapaholics, who is late thirties, and like he just.
Speaker 4: Kept playing one.
Speaker 1: He kept playing like California based songs, which I really
Speaker 1: liked that. I really caniate in theory. I really liked that.
Speaker 1: I like that he's like, you know what, this is
Speaker 1: a party in LA, Like we're in the West Side,
Speaker 1: Like let's play LA music. But then he started reaching
Speaker 1: and he would be like who's from the north, Like
Speaker 1: he started like really reaching out to like different parts
Speaker 1: of count.
Speaker 2: From Sonoma County. Yeah, literally, like that was his fucking vibe.
Speaker 2: It was crazy and like let me use for tourid.
Speaker 2: Like the crowd was interesting, Like it was I actually
Speaker 2: had a fucking blast, Like.
Speaker 1: Actually until I was an Instagram reel for.
Speaker 2: Sure, until I got like super not even one you
Speaker 2: hide from your feet exactly. And it was fun until
Speaker 2: I got nauseous. But my favorite part was academics like
Speaker 2: constantly like yelling at the crowd like are we having
Speaker 2: fun and like threatening us to like be on for
Speaker 2: another twenty hours because Little Bee was supposed to come
Speaker 2: on and that's what I was holding out for. But
Speaker 2: I literally and this is this is how you know,
Speaker 2: Like I was for real about the fucking throw up.
Speaker 2: Not only did I like kind of trample a girl
Speaker 2: Shae like like, oh I got.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh I got, I got, I got.
Speaker 1: How I got? Like literally, I was trying to help
Speaker 1: you get through this kind of thing.
Speaker 4: No, I have to go up and I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh okay, and it was just
Speaker 1: us that I was like, and I was like trying
Speaker 1: to rally him through and we left our friends behind,
Speaker 1: and he literally was.
Speaker 2: Like I literally almost pray. It was either like I
Speaker 2: like kind didn't nudge her.
Speaker 1: Out of the rescuable.
Speaker 2: No, it was either I kind of nudge her like
Speaker 2: I didn't push her, I nudged her out of the way,
Speaker 2: or I project aw vomited on her and it was like.
Speaker 4: Honestly, the nudge is way better.
Speaker 2: Because which would you prefer me?
Speaker 1: I would prefer a nudge because I had a beer
Speaker 1: spilled on me, and I was like, this is how
Speaker 1: I know I'm in boy world, Like, when's the last
Speaker 1: time I had beer spilled on me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like a boy is in my premises and he's drunk
Speaker 1: enough to spill his beer. Yeah, which is also like
Speaker 1: I've said this before, but I am trying to undo
Speaker 1: I did and I still hold the fact that I
Speaker 1: do think men are below women. But I do think
Speaker 1: like most things, you go so left you start to
Speaker 1: meet the right.
Speaker 2: It's like you start off atheist and then you start
Speaker 2: going into the science of the world and you're like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is incredible, like I'm atheist, and then it comes
Speaker 2: back around the deeper you go and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: something must have created this world because this does not
Speaker 2: make sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, it's like when the flat earther went and spent
Speaker 1: one hundred k to like see that Earth wasn't flatty.
Speaker 2: There's this clip of mister Beasts going around right now
Speaker 2: of like he was like someone was like, oh, did,
Speaker 2: so you went to uh Antarctica and then he was like,
Speaker 2: is the world flat? And mister Beasts just like accidentally
Speaker 2: stutters and they've made it. It had a million likes
Speaker 2: on TikTok of people believing flat Earth because mister Best
Speaker 2: stuttered when he was asked at the flat or the
Speaker 2: earth was fa?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like me when somebody asked me if
Speaker 1: I like something, and I don't know what they're talking about,
Speaker 1: but we're really deep into a heavy conversation.
Speaker 2: So I sorry, I'm looking at the mister bees flat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to see that.
Speaker 2: I liked it, but I've also liked four thousand videos
Speaker 2: because I've been on my phone in like a crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah there has been really he's back to a phone
Speaker 1: addiction in a way I haven't seen like a while.
Speaker 2: See this isn't the clip I saw you believe in school.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, we got to answer this real quick. I
Speaker 2: and you're on the podcast.
Speaker 1: See you're on the packet.
Speaker 4: Say what's up?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm just about to talk to you about
Speaker 2: about my date. But bump trade. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like.
Speaker 2: I keep calling him mister justin enough because he kept
Speaker 2: really just enough to make me want to stay. No,
Speaker 2: you loved it, don't lie you loved it.
Speaker 1: No, don't let Drew tell you you loved it, because
Speaker 1: Drew is the last person to be like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you love it, because I'm sure you know what Drew's
Speaker 1: been up to. And it's like, oh baby, you love it. There,
Speaker 1: you love it? There?
Speaker 3: You know, like you happy with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm eating it up. But I'll call you out after.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give you the full run down.
Speaker 2: Okay, mister, just enough, you stood just enough?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wait, but speaking of a woman being trampled,
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay. I stayed because I like, we had
Speaker 1: found a group of friends there, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I was so high when we got
Speaker 1: there because since being back from Europe, like I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten back to my full throttle stoner level, Like I
Speaker 1: have a few hits.
Speaker 2: That actually, before you finished that, let me tap in.
Speaker 2: Ya want space bong and you wants to start doing jabs,
Speaker 2: which she furiously made fun of and called crack several times,
Speaker 2: And the other day candidly, like she was kind of
Speaker 2: testing the water. She was like, I think I'm going
Speaker 2: to get this space evil bong that Josh had, and
Speaker 2: then we were like, no, absolutely not, because like that's
Speaker 2: at that point, it's not weed, it's like literally some
Speaker 2: other beasts.
Speaker 1: Well that's where I'm hitting is like sometimes all smoke
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, no, this isn't even what I
Speaker 1: want anymore.
Speaker 4: Like I think we.
Speaker 2: Did you want her because I'm like, I need hero, like,
Speaker 2: but I don't want.
Speaker 1: Math because to me, five vans is kind of methy
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I really don't like that.
Speaker 2: I took a want fifth of a pill the other day,
Speaker 2: and I genuine it was the closest I've ever been
Speaker 2: to killing myself. And I was sixteen once, so it's.
Speaker 4: The closest I've been to killing myself.
Speaker 1: And I was once a flat chested thirteen year old
Speaker 1: who got asked in front of everybody all the time
Speaker 1: she was a lesbian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, I was a flat chested thirteen year old
Speaker 2: that got asked if he was gay.
Speaker 1: Okay, trample, Oh okay, so I stay. I'm actually we
Speaker 1: need to talk about the fact that when we first
Speaker 1: got there, Drew I literally entered the upside down. Also,
Speaker 1: it was like the viper room, which I've never been
Speaker 1: in one of the reasons I said yes to this
Speaker 1: is because I'm pretty sure was the viper I'm not
Speaker 1: supposed to be demolished or like I thought, there was
Speaker 1: like rumors of it being bought and demolish or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it has like so much history, not necessarily good history,
Speaker 1: but in my head, I'm like, Okay, if it's going
Speaker 1: to go soon, I need to go. And this feels
Speaker 1: like the only time realistically I would go.
Speaker 4: So we get there.
Speaker 1: It's immediately the most terrifying venue I've ever been in
Speaker 1: my life, because it's just like one long hallway to
Speaker 1: a bar, and then you go upstairs and it's like
Speaker 1: the stage a few tables at a bar.
Speaker 2: Also, not to mention like the workers just like constantly
Speaker 2: running around like aimlessly like it was. It was very strange,
Speaker 2: like they had nothing to do. The most workers.
Speaker 1: I've seen in like a venue in a club in
Speaker 1: so long who were doing seemingly everything and nothing at all.
Speaker 2: And then you got yelled at because the girl said
Speaker 2: let me in, or let me over there, let me in.
Speaker 1: We were like, what wait, She's like, she was like, uh,
Speaker 1: can I get through her? She was, she goes, can
Speaker 1: I get out? I mean can I come through? Like
Speaker 1: she literally like in that moment forgot she was working,
Speaker 1: but she was too list.
Speaker 4: She was an older her.
Speaker 1: Hair was fierce, bang fact and she's the layers of
Speaker 1: this bank since seventy three babes, Like it's got levels.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah tails.
Speaker 4: But they weren't just pigtails.
Speaker 1: They were rubber band off into little orbs like you
Speaker 1: know that hairstyle when like girls do like orbs.
Speaker 4: She was like sixty five, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, honestly to it, Wow, she got ready for the night.
Speaker 2: And that's what I find beautiful is when like I
Speaker 2: see like sixty seventy or something year old women like
Speaker 2: put together. I'm like, that's girlhood, baby, and I would
Speaker 2: know girlhood like you have to get ready, like you
Speaker 2: have to stunt out.
Speaker 1: I know you saying that your only gender dysphoria is
Speaker 1: the part of girlhood. In womanhood, that's like getting ready
Speaker 1: with your girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Like that's so fun, it looks so fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys really don't have that. I guess y'all.
Speaker 1: Literally every time y'all link up before you go out,
Speaker 1: the photos that come from it are like this is
Speaker 1: your pregame. It's like Drew goes to Kai's house, they
Speaker 1: take a few shots. They end up in Kai's room
Speaker 1: and take like really eerie photos.
Speaker 4: Then there's like the only.
Speaker 1: Photos from the night out is like one of their
Speaker 1: asses are out, or like one of them look really
Speaker 1: creepy in a photo, and then that's your catalog.
Speaker 3: Of them and it looks fat too.
Speaker 2: That's the I mean, I mean, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: Like the pictures of you at stinc night with your
Speaker 2: ass out like are really special and you should be
Speaker 2: proud of the assets that you have capital ass an
Speaker 2: asset because like, like it looks it's fat and juicy,
Speaker 2: and I wish I had that. I don't even care
Speaker 2: about butts.
Speaker 3: After you complimented my ass, I made a TikTok where
Speaker 3: I just put on jeans. Like that's it. Like two
Speaker 3: million followers and twenty four hours it's bouncing.
Speaker 4: You should start a side account. I guess.
Speaker 1: Tucker essentially did this, but he was kind of being
Speaker 1: dead serious because isn't he from but fuck nowhere America
Speaker 1: with all that cowboys shit. But you know how white
Speaker 1: people are.
Speaker 4: Doing the lure things.
Speaker 1: You should start a side fishing account and literally do
Speaker 1: the lip sync lure videos and see if like you
Speaker 1: can pick up traction.
Speaker 4: I actually feel like you would do.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I have no idea what we're
Speaker 3: talking about. I actually haven't been on my phone very
Speaker 3: much because I've been using this thing where it breaks
Speaker 3: your phone so you can't use any of the bad stuff.
Speaker 3: So I've been feeling like very mentally good.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: I'm not really distracted anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I think this is your worst mental health
Speaker 2: week you've had, being disconnected from you. No, no, are
Speaker 2: you lying to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I've been breaking my phone and like, brick,
Speaker 3: what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Break? We're talking about break dick. I think it's a
Speaker 2: dick that's on hard.
Speaker 3: No, I mean it is, but it's also this.
Speaker 1: Bord penis stops you from using your phone.
Speaker 2: Well yeah for me maybe, yeah. I've never been more
Speaker 2: disconnected from the world than when I have How people.
Speaker 1: Have the little tripods they bring to wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: You know, the tripods people bring on the back of
Speaker 1: their phone so they could watch TV while they eat
Speaker 1: at a like McDonald's or something. In my head, if
Speaker 1: I had a hard penis, I would just do that
Speaker 1: with my phone. I would like let my phone lean
Speaker 1: up against it so I don't have to.
Speaker 2: Like look down. I've literally, I'm not even kidding. I've
Speaker 2: done that before, but it was more just to see
Speaker 2: if I could do it. It's not functional, it doesn't
Speaker 2: actually work. Do you remember those cups that you could
Speaker 2: get for Chick fil A that you could put like
Speaker 2: the sauce, oh, all the nuggets in the fries, and
Speaker 2: then put it on your massive like forty four ounce soda.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie h.
Speaker 1: Thirty two ounce Coca cola and the styrofoam cup.
Speaker 2: Jerry Coca Cola Chick fil A, I'm getting a CoA. Actually,
Speaker 2: well sorry that sounds too good, too good to be true.
Speaker 2: So you've been bricked this week.
Speaker 3: I've been bricked up this week. Yeah, so yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it's just kind of like when you send me stuff,
Speaker 3: I can't watch it. I'm busy working.
Speaker 2: He's pissing me on.
Speaker 3: I know, I only get like two hours to watch
Speaker 3: the shit that you sends me. But it's basically what
Speaker 3: you'll send me are like videos of people playing some
Speaker 3: sort of.
Speaker 2: Like online gambling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fruit and ninja.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I've I've gone to the dark side. And
Speaker 2: the only content I've been watching this week. I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not exaggerating, Like ninety percent of my day is
Speaker 2: taken up by me watching people win thousands of dollars
Speaker 2: in online gambling casinos, and it does do something like
Speaker 2: honestly like.
Speaker 1: Me, it's really it's actually really good for me. Also,
Speaker 1: we have no more Coca cola. It's the worst day
Speaker 1: in my life. I had to get a glass of water.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so tiny, so disgusting, You're so tiny right now.
Speaker 3: These videos that Drew was that he was showing me,
Speaker 3: you had like thirty likes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's not it's not literally Also.
Speaker 3: It's like not highly engaged with content.
Speaker 1: It's like casino games that are genuinely AI manufactured in
Speaker 1: the sense that what am I looking at it looks
Speaker 1: like a like amalgamation of candy crush, cocoa, melon, steak,
Speaker 1: draft kings, fucking war war Like there's like magic potions
Speaker 1: like popping, and like it's literally a mix of everything
Speaker 1: that a man like would maybe be connected.
Speaker 2: What's funny is I literally have gotten so deep into
Speaker 2: it where I was like ooh, like okay, you know
Speaker 2: how they like sold the shovels in the gold rush,
Speaker 2: and those are the people who actually made money, like,
Speaker 2: not the people finding gold. It's like, sell the shovel
Speaker 2: and that's how you make money. I was like, ooh,
Speaker 2: like I could design my own gambling game, like all
Speaker 2: the sprites and all of the animations and shit, and
Speaker 2: then sell it to a company like rainbet and it's
Speaker 2: like they get to use my IP and I get
Speaker 2: a percentage on every single winning and every single.
Speaker 1: Dollar that was supposed to go to some kids college
Speaker 1: fund but is actually.
Speaker 2: Going it's blood pocket.
Speaker 1: So he can sit on his iPhone all day and
Speaker 1: do nothing with the money except.
Speaker 2: Why I more gambling.
Speaker 3: Guess think that the people on Love Island have been
Speaker 3: insider trading with Kelshi and probably you know, you can
Speaker 3: get on Who's Gonna get Voted off or whatever that
Speaker 3: now have TikTok ads for it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm like.
Speaker 3: That's a really that that adds a whole nother level
Speaker 3: of value that you can get out of being on
Speaker 3: because obviously you get paid what like fifty grand, but
Speaker 3: you get paid and like brand deals exactly, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I wonder how many of them are like sending information.
Speaker 2: Well, I know for a fact the producers are producing
Speaker 2: this like gay couple, Like they're like they're very leaning
Speaker 2: into it heavily. Now it's like girth check and shit,
Speaker 2: like these two guys are having a romance and it's like, actually,
Speaker 2: j J just be gay like JBG, like literally go
Speaker 2: fuck each other. And that would be the greatest thing
Speaker 2: to ever come out of the show is the two
Speaker 2: guys because one of them is like openly bisexual.
Speaker 1: They just do a bisexual cast because I'm like career
Speaker 1: is doing that. They're smart again, they're selling the fucking shovels.
Speaker 1: They're selling shovels.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be a reality. To you saw that that's
Speaker 3: fiction because bisexual people aren't real. Oh they're not real.
Speaker 1: Honestly, speak your truth. I would love to hear it.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep going, keep denying your reality.
Speaker 3: Guy, you're well, it's not my reality. I'm just saying. Also,
Speaker 3: I actually forget what I just said. I did want
Speaker 3: to come out as bisexual today, but I am not
Speaker 3: interested again with girls, and I've never hooked up with
Speaker 3: or sorry guys, bisexual.
Speaker 1: Never hooked. I've never like girls are gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm bisexual, but I just look up with girls.
Speaker 3: But I am bisexual, So.
Speaker 2: I think you're just straight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might just unless that Freudian slip was real.
Speaker 2: I think the Freudian slip was now.
Speaker 3: I wasn't oh.
Speaker 1: My gosh, speaking of only girls. I didn't finish the
Speaker 1: girls getting trampled. I stayed until low B came out. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: we need to talk about the fact that Mariah watched
Speaker 1: us enter the Upside Down. When we first got upstairs
Speaker 1: and we were trying to get a drink, we like
Speaker 1: got a drink and then immediately we were like, we
Speaker 1: need to go downstairs. It is so overstimulating up here,
Speaker 1: and we like didn't see anyone we knew, so we
Speaker 1: just went back to where we thought the stairs were,
Speaker 1: and it was this scary red lit tunnel. It was
Speaker 1: the only like red lit corner. It was scared the
Speaker 1: whole building, and it's just this tunnel with two doors,
Speaker 1: and I it's like, not a restroom, and then the
Speaker 1: other door says, also not a rustler.
Speaker 2: I was one hundred percent sure. We came out of
Speaker 2: that hallway and when none of those doors like went
Speaker 2: to the hallway or the staircase. I was actually scared
Speaker 2: for a second. I was like, are we trapped in
Speaker 2: a black mirror?
Speaker 1: And we both got this corner and it's so loud
Speaker 1: and it felt deathly silent because we I like pushed
Speaker 1: open each door.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're talking about Mariah Carey by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was Mariah Carey. She watched us freak the fack out,
Speaker 2: and then she came up to us and was like,
Speaker 2: what were we all doing down there? Was so weirded
Speaker 2: out by all going in those doors, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we thought it was the staircase. And we had a
Speaker 2: hoot and holler, and then we danced at the front
Speaker 2: of DJ Academic set with her DJ Trapaholics. Yeahl oh.
Speaker 4: He was kind of a bad DJ.
Speaker 2: He wasn't DJing for most of it.
Speaker 4: Drew Drew would know, maybe I would.
Speaker 2: I watched it. I watched him fake DJ for about
Speaker 2: ten minutes, but then he actually started djaying.
Speaker 1: He just wasn't really a good DJ, Like every time
Speaker 1: he was mixing songs into it, like every now and then,
Speaker 1: for the most part, it would just go dead silent
Speaker 1: for at least like two three seconds. I'm like, that
Speaker 1: is not a good DJ that is like technic by
Speaker 1: technical standards, but he is like one of the greatest
Speaker 1: producers of all time. No, yeah, so like here period,
Speaker 1: I love that and he is a DJ, one of
Speaker 1: the greatest.
Speaker 2: Last line night, it was me tapping into my straight culture. Oh,
Speaker 2: I've completely forgotten what it is like to be at
Speaker 2: a straight party just because I've been like in my
Speaker 2: gay era apparently, and like I macrodosed that shit like
Speaker 2: that was that was really like I would start like
Speaker 2: fake throwing ass on inya and like get all these
Speaker 2: crazy looks from dudes being like whoa is that a
Speaker 2: gay guy in our space? Like what is going on?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, this really is not
Speaker 2: a safe space. This is not a safe space. But
Speaker 2: I still threw ass and it actually was a safe.
Speaker 1: Space, so I know it wasn't a safe space in
Speaker 1: the sense that that is a room of straight guys
Speaker 1: who quite literally one can't even tell if a gay guy.
Speaker 4: Oh it's I actually met a straight guy like.
Speaker 1: This recently who was talking about how he finds it
Speaker 1: really insane when he meets a guy and it takes
Speaker 1: forever for him to find out he's gay because he's
Speaker 1: just so not used to being around gay guys that
Speaker 1: his idea of a gay guy is very like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I love to suck dick. I suck dick all the time,
Speaker 1: like in his head. And I'm just like, it's crazy
Speaker 1: how like straight people who have never been around gay people,
Speaker 1: they quite literally have no idea.
Speaker 4: What they're looking at.
Speaker 1: And I feel like it was unsafe in the sense
Speaker 1: that none of those men everyone you spoke to and
Speaker 1: interacted with is probably like no, he gets mad play
Speaker 1: like what like his best friend is like this girl
Speaker 1: who like hawk girls love her. He gets like all like, dude,
Speaker 1: what like he's soap sat up until you start like
Speaker 1: doing that, and then it's.
Speaker 2: Like until I start doing a bit where I'm trying
Speaker 2: to act straight and that actually makes me look gayer.
Speaker 1: That he was trying to get his white guy at
Speaker 1: a party dance like sway he was doing too much
Speaker 1: in the hips, like he was really like he was
Speaker 1: using his hips to like move his body. When I
Speaker 1: think white guys are not just white guys, but straight guys,
Speaker 1: they like the way they bounce their weight Like, no, see,
Speaker 1: you're still doing almost a bit very much.
Speaker 3: You look really straight, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's left hands.
Speaker 3: I can shake people men's Yeah, you can dap them up.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like this feels like he's never done that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's kind of it's kind of working
Speaker 3: for me, honestly, Like he looks like a guy that can.
Speaker 1: You do what you were doing for me when you
Speaker 1: first are doing it, Like he was.
Speaker 3: Doing something. What this.
Speaker 1: Because now you're giving like straight in the way Timothy
Speaker 1: was in the first like ten minutes of call Me
Speaker 1: by your Name.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a very call me by your Name outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I just It reminded me of like
Speaker 1: the dancing scene that everybody left.
Speaker 2: I got bullied by everyone listening to stop wearing this shirt.
Speaker 2: But you know, I popped it out of my closet
Speaker 2: today because it looks cute.
Speaker 1: You were like, shit, if I'm getting out of here,
Speaker 1: the shirt's coming with me.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Okay, girl getting trampled.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we were in the upside down.
Speaker 4: I was so scared.
Speaker 1: I kept telling Drew I was scared before you left,
Speaker 1: and Drews like, yeah, it's because you're high, and like
Speaker 1: we're never around this many straight people and like it
Speaker 1: genuinely was like WHOA, Like, I'm around.
Speaker 2: Straight culture does exist, Like we lived in like a bubble,
Speaker 2: but there really is like straight culture out there.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of straight people in LA, which is like.
Speaker 1: So crazy, but I guess I hang around straight people
Speaker 1: and the sense that I hang around a lot of
Speaker 1: straight girls, and then I have like my five to
Speaker 1: six straight guy friends who were like in rotation in
Speaker 1: my sphere. Okay, just it's just I put my arm
Speaker 1: like this and then when you waved around, No, but
Speaker 1: I kind of like jo over there on that side
Speaker 1: of the house, so I kind of like was like taking.
Speaker 2: His you know, it is.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I stayed till Little b came out because I
Speaker 1: needed to see that. I've already seen Little be live
Speaker 1: like a long time ago, because I'm like very like
Speaker 1: a question for the culture. But it was one amazing
Speaker 1: to see men Like did you see when men were
Speaker 1: joining Gunna's run club in the UK and they got
Speaker 1: made fun of Gunna? Actually I don't even think it
Speaker 1: was a run club. I think he's just like started
Speaker 1: running and like guys were in the UK were like
Speaker 1: going out and running with Gunna and they got a
Speaker 1: lot of flak for it because it was like, that's
Speaker 1: gay as shiit. What do you mean, like you're just
Speaker 1: running after this man? Like now you're running Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, like that is crazy. But then to play
Speaker 1: Devil's Advocate, I'm like, okay, period, at least they're not
Speaker 1: just like on their phones watching casino videos Like that's
Speaker 1: when you're like.
Speaker 2: That's when you get too straight.
Speaker 1: I agree, But to me, that is straight doom scrolling,
Speaker 1: like straight guy doom scrolling.
Speaker 4: Culture connection.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that is your It's like sky streamers
Speaker 1: who also all they do is play casino games like
Speaker 1: there is no out.
Speaker 2: There's no out, it's forever.
Speaker 1: To be born a man is to be born with
Speaker 1: a gambling addiction, exactly. They were promised that gambling addiction
Speaker 1: three thousand years ago, men, like they promised that long wait.
Speaker 2: That was way more of a banger than I think
Speaker 2: you realize.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't even think that is so disrespectful, Drew,
Speaker 3: You're welcome. I'm defending you. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: That was really kind of I know how smart I am.
Speaker 4: I'm very witty.
Speaker 2: No, there's like levels to this.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't think you understand how much. I just
Speaker 3: defended you just now because.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, now you're digging into it and also
Speaker 1: put your arm.
Speaker 4: So he's digging into.
Speaker 2: That getting trampled.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, sorry, So little Bee comes out, he's playing
Speaker 1: like songs that are like kind of deeper in his
Speaker 1: discog like obviously a few really into it. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I did see this, like what I'm assuming is a
Speaker 1: vice reporter, and I can't wait to see his ig story.
Speaker 1: But it was cracking me the fuck up. It was
Speaker 1: like this guy who is like early forties wearing like
Speaker 1: a bandana around all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was standing in front of us when.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a fedora on and he if you
Speaker 1: feel like you were trampling.
Speaker 3: People, do you have a fedora on top of a bandana?
Speaker 1: No worse, he had the bandana around his mouth like
Speaker 1: he was that fucking coach, which I guess honestly I
Speaker 1: say that, but like you got the dust.
Speaker 2: There was there was skin dust in the air from
Speaker 2: people not putting lotion on their bodies, like it was Yeah.
Speaker 1: All the arms that were bumping into each other, like
Speaker 1: the skin cells.
Speaker 2: In the air, it was yeah, it was giving what
Speaker 2: he was white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he had a vice chain on. He literally
Speaker 1: had the tiniest little chain on and he was like
Speaker 1: pumbling through for the most mid I G story videos
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, Like he was.
Speaker 3: Like he was forty and non that's too Literally, wait,
Speaker 3: what's what's the worst five A white guy in his
Speaker 3: forties with a vice necklace and he has the bandana
Speaker 3: around his head and the fedora on top. Or that
Speaker 3: same guy, but he has the bandana underneath the.
Speaker 2: Fedora, underneath the door, underneath the fedora.
Speaker 1: That's scary because there's something about that. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: but are you as a man. It's like that either
Speaker 1: style or you're hiding. There's no ins and outs of that.
Speaker 1: That's like a choice, or you're hiding. So then to
Speaker 1: remove your your disguise. And there's another like you have
Speaker 1: a reveal.
Speaker 2: They can swimming on their first Take him on a
Speaker 2: water slide on their first day.
Speaker 1: No, literally no, take him on a fucking windy roller
Speaker 1: coaster and knock the hat off his head on the
Speaker 1: first day.
Speaker 4: Actually, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Literally, if you guys think you're seeing somebody who like
Speaker 1: is balding, take them to Disney because so many rides
Speaker 1: you literally have to take your hat off, like.
Speaker 2: They'll find a way, like I'm wearing a beanie to
Speaker 2: there some bald and some recessed hairlined men like they
Speaker 2: can take their hat off without you even realizing it
Speaker 2: and have it back on in a split second, Like
Speaker 2: it's a it's a beautiful thing. It's like a magic trick.
Speaker 2: It's like unironically they actually should be doing slide up
Speaker 2: hand magic tricks like.
Speaker 3: I want the slow mo guys to get a video.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's a funny bit.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also it's like something something video when they show
Speaker 1: like how a cricket actually makes that sounded there like
Speaker 1: we put it like we putmes.
Speaker 2: For a second. What were you gonna say, dre Oh
Speaker 2: a funny sketch that you and I need to record
Speaker 2: is like insecure DJ, It's like, are you guys still
Speaker 2: with me? It was funny, it's I.
Speaker 1: Have He's basically no. But you have to build up
Speaker 1: to what we were watching, which was one of the.
Speaker 2: Trample girl trample guard you guys.
Speaker 1: Well, DJ ch Apoholic him being like are you guys here?
Speaker 2: Are you still with me? Over and over here? Don't
Speaker 2: run for me, which is my mote run saying like
Speaker 2: I'm still up here for another hour. Like he's like,
Speaker 2: I'll be up here.
Speaker 4: For twenty hours. I don't care, Like he's literally threatening us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nobody wanted to dance to like random California
Speaker 1: based rappers that he definitely just googled a place.
Speaker 2: I'm so curious about trample girls.
Speaker 1: Okay, So whatever I'm watching, obviously, like this crowd of
Speaker 1: mainly guys get very rowdy. Of course there's like a
Speaker 1: a it was like a good ratio.
Speaker 4: It was a good ratio. And there's girls.
Speaker 1: Who like obviously knew exactly what was about to happen
Speaker 1: and backed up because they were like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: about to be a room full of like twenty five
Speaker 1: to thirty one year old men who were all full
Speaker 1: of alcohol and other substances. And for them, an idle
Speaker 1: like little be is three feet away, so they're about
Speaker 1: to be fucking insane and rambunctious.
Speaker 4: So most like women ended up.
Speaker 1: Like trailing off to the back, except for one. Then
Speaker 1: I watched as like these two girls, they had just
Speaker 1: got their drinks and they're like going into the crowd,
Speaker 1: and immediately as they do that, like a huge mosh
Speaker 1: pit started, and like thank god.
Speaker 4: Like the first girl started to go in and.
Speaker 1: Literally her arm got in and it looked like if
Speaker 1: somebody like had like a a mishap at like a
Speaker 1: factory in their sleeve got taken into and.
Speaker 2: They're spinning around the road.
Speaker 1: To go in the ground and she's like shaking around
Speaker 1: and they fucking got a guy.
Speaker 4: Was like, do not go in there, don't go that way.
Speaker 1: And she's like okay, and like kind of like trailed
Speaker 1: around and ignored him and like went towards the side.
Speaker 1: And I just watched these women like slowly got like
Speaker 1: to like this waste.
Speaker 2: It's like diddy Bop at net Spin men Sky the
Speaker 2: Sky Distal had diddy Bob had an allergic reaction at Netspin?
Speaker 3: Is that real?
Speaker 2: In the pit? I saw a video of it. Who
Speaker 2: diddy Bop?
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 3: Oh? Did Bop is basically this influencer for the underground
Speaker 3: rap community. And he's like this white guy, which I
Speaker 3: will say whenever I see his videos, I shouldn't see
Speaker 3: them at all because I'm thirty, I'm twenty two, But
Speaker 3: I feel like he is very influenced by your early inner,
Speaker 3: that presence.
Speaker 2: I feel like I always I've always I've always kind
Speaker 2: of felt that. I've always felt that, but it's like
Speaker 2: he doesn't even realize that. I'm like, I think it's.
Speaker 3: Like it's probably like multiple degrees of separation.
Speaker 2: But I know, I agree.
Speaker 3: This video wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Dreue is.
Speaker 1: Your favorite white guy's favorite.
Speaker 2: White guy, your favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite white your.
Speaker 1: Favorite white guy's favorite white guy who found out about
Speaker 1: this favorite white guy and he doesn't even know his
Speaker 1: favorite white guy's gay thrice removed.
Speaker 2: One day, when I die young, there will be like
Speaker 2: a resurgence of people being like connecting the dots. I
Speaker 2: think they'll connect the dots.
Speaker 1: Die young, baby, young as by this would be dying awful.
Speaker 2: Well, so I have to kill myself tomorrow, is what
Speaker 2: you're saying. Yeah, d you should just kill yourself. That's
Speaker 2: exactly what you just said.
Speaker 4: I know, because then you don't die young. You can
Speaker 4: kill yourself at like kind.
Speaker 2: Of like oh, it's like damn, Like I mean, like
Speaker 2: killing yourself at sixteen is like kind of fair for himself. Reason.
Speaker 4: Killing yourself at twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Is like it's like, oh yeah that you actually knew,
Speaker 2: like this might be the best path forward. Killing yourself
Speaker 2: at sixteen is like kind of fears, It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like what you even.
Speaker 4: Give yourself a chance?
Speaker 1: Do it at twenty seven is like, okay, we all
Speaker 1: fail at our chances. Keep it pushing, and then to me,
Speaker 1: you get to kill yourself again in your mid to
Speaker 1: late forties and on, and then that's it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's like devastating case. Yeah, but like forty
Speaker 1: twenty seven to forty you can't kill yourself. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That's like, no, I mean, killing yourself is embarrassing in general.
Speaker 2: That's why I never did it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I never did it.
Speaker 1: Not because I thought I was embarrassing, but literally the
Speaker 1: sheer thought of the fact that in a sense it
Speaker 1: would solve all my issues. But a lot of my
Speaker 1: issues are my control and need to help people I
Speaker 1: love and like be this carrier. And I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, if I kill myself, it's literally gonna make
Speaker 1: the core problem worse.
Speaker 2: Actually, m m, maybe.
Speaker 4: My soul will have to leave.
Speaker 2: Maybe it makes it better. Maybe it makes people start
Speaker 2: taking their own account, like taking control for themselves.
Speaker 1: And I guess the only path is just to kill myself.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll never find out unless you actually do it.
Speaker 2: And then like imagine the gofund me like going into
Speaker 2: my pocket.
Speaker 1: But what would you even like say the gofund me
Speaker 1: is for like funeral fees. No, you give the gofund
Speaker 1: me to my family.
Speaker 2: I am family. I am family.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 2: Imagine okay, imagine my life, no podcast, no income. What
Speaker 2: am I gonna do since.
Speaker 1: I didn't kill myself, I'm gonna take that shovels reference
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna start selling coffins. Mm.
Speaker 2: Well that's like that's another one that is that is
Speaker 2: someone you say that be the person who sells the coffins. Wait,
Speaker 2: they feed us poisonous, sell us cures.
Speaker 1: The cures that don't work, so they can sell us coffins.
Speaker 2: And oxygen is toxic.
Speaker 1: I watched that girl, those girls get like sucked into
Speaker 1: a wormhole of like destruction. And then men started jumping
Speaker 1: off of the stage into the crowd.
Speaker 2: And I how quickly did he come on after I left?
Speaker 1: Uh? Maybe like thirty minutes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you would have had to wait, like I
Speaker 1: felt like I was waiting for like.
Speaker 2: A It was just also like so hot in there.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I'm very smart for what I wore.
Speaker 1: It was very dangerous young guys.
Speaker 2: I saw this on Twitter. Young guys who like to
Speaker 2: have sex with older men. They're called silkworms because old
Speaker 2: men have silky buttholes.
Speaker 3: M just.
Speaker 2: So disgusting. Yeah, I think that's going to hit the
Speaker 2: gay lexicon like a fucking nuke and like three ish
Speaker 2: weeks just calling people silkworms. I'm a silkworm.
Speaker 4: You're a pill popping silkworm.
Speaker 2: I'm a pill popping silkworm. I am a silkworm.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a pill popping.
Speaker 2: We need silkworm. Pride well, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it has to hit the lexicon soon because Pride
Speaker 1: is almost sober and then you can't say stuff like
Speaker 1: that out aladdining.
Speaker 2: I only had sex like forty six times during Pride month.
Speaker 1: You were shooting for fifty two?
Speaker 2: Oh no, right, like five days, yeah, six or seven days?
Speaker 1: And then li B continued to be there till I left.
Speaker 1: He was literally just like performing out no, not performing.
Speaker 2: Where did he come from?
Speaker 4: He finished?
Speaker 2: Like, like where did he come from? Like how did
Speaker 2: he get?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He kind of just appeared like one
Speaker 1: second like DJ Trapaholics left oh, DJ Trapoholics left and
Speaker 1: then his friends. DJ and his friends were pretty bad too,
Speaker 1: like Little Bee's front Dj' it is like an opening set.
Speaker 1: They weren't necessarily bad, but I was like, listen, I
Speaker 1: understand everybody wants to have their own recipe, but this
Speaker 1: is all going to the same buffet and it's not
Speaker 1: making any sense.
Speaker 2: It's like crazy. I did not wait because I actually
Speaker 2: have been a fan of Little Beet since I was
Speaker 2: like thirteen. Yeah, like for real, for real. But I
Speaker 2: was just like, that's how you know for real that
Speaker 2: I was like about to have a fucking conniption fit
Speaker 2: panic attack, like hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no.
Speaker 1: He well, the smoke was just getting worser and worser,
Speaker 1: especially then I.
Speaker 2: Found out still smell like the smoke.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it was great for me because you could
Speaker 1: smoke inside. Not I don't think actually, but.
Speaker 2: I mean everyone was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone was, so I joined. I was a sheep
Speaker 1: and I was smoking inside and it was like the
Speaker 1: greatest thing ever. But no, I don't remember where he
Speaker 1: came from, but he did do a classic amazing low
Speaker 1: be tangent in between one of the songs. First of all,
Speaker 1: he was wearing a shirt that was hot pink.
Speaker 2: With lesbians should wear protection too. Yes, lesbian should wear
Speaker 2: protection too, not just straight couples, not just gay couples.
Speaker 2: Lesbians should both be wearing dental dams when they munch box.
Speaker 1: And that is what Lo B told me at or
Speaker 1: me and the whole crowd at Three Points festival in Miami,
Speaker 1: and like twenty sixteen, the tangent he went on was, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had just found out that women are supposed to
Speaker 1: be wearing dental dams. And he was like, everybody knows
Speaker 1: about like sex protection, but we got to protect our women,
Speaker 1: Like you should be using a dental damn. Any of
Speaker 1: the lesbians out here, Like if you don't know where
Speaker 1: that girl's been, use a dental dam like and he's
Speaker 1: literally just trying to get people, and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: he literally is going into detail.
Speaker 4: He was like, but it even like even if you're.
Speaker 1: Giving someone head, you should put a dental damn down.
Speaker 1: Like he literally is just going on this tangent. And
Speaker 1: then yesterday his tangent of toys also, I do have
Speaker 1: to get off. He was wearing a y hate shirt
Speaker 1: and his whole thing last night was he obviously has
Speaker 1: had enough of the way humans are navigating the world
Speaker 1: since he's tapped out as much, and he kept being like,
Speaker 1: why does anybody hate anybody? Everyone in here we all
Speaker 1: look different and we love each other, and like he
Speaker 1: just kept going on a love spiel. And then randomly
Speaker 1: he starts playing one of the best because it is
Speaker 1: the worst Gwen Stefani songs on the planet, which I
Speaker 1: was like, I wish Josiah came tonight because this alone
Speaker 1: would have made him so happy. He started playing Orange
Speaker 1: County Girl. Like he starts playing it in the middle
Speaker 1: of a set and he's like, no, I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 1: We're gonna let this one play out. I love this song.
Speaker 2: He's like, I love this shout.
Speaker 1: Out when Stefani who hears from Orange County, and like
Speaker 1: nobody said anything, and he was like, oho, here loves
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani and everybody yelled and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my Orange County Girl. I'm like, literally just like
Speaker 1: let it play out. But if you haven't heard that song,
Speaker 1: it's so bad and it's literally County Girl.
Speaker 2: I'm like a little b of the Internet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just want to spread love and positivity. And
Speaker 1: then every now and then say something so sexually derogative
Speaker 1: that it kind of bounces you back to reality and
Speaker 1: you're like, wait, this is like a grown guy saying
Speaker 1: really weird things. But then you bounce back love and peace.
Speaker 2: So you just we needed to bounce on love and peace.
Speaker 4: Love so good. I had to do a split on it.
Speaker 2: This make frap face so good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was there for a really long time,
Speaker 1: and honestly it was really amazing to witness.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he's been doing that the whole episode
Speaker 3: and he was passing me off. I'm laughing at you,
Speaker 3: look at Sorry, I love you too.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was there for so long.
Speaker 1: Oh and then there was a random white guy with
Speaker 1: the Woa VICKI tweet your Flesh will Betray.
Speaker 4: You twoed on his back.
Speaker 2: That's like the.
Speaker 1: Stage and I was like this, honestly, this has made
Speaker 1: me in some odd way respect boys.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, boyhood, how's that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here here y'all go, just like a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: being obsessed with this other guy who's like thirteen years
Speaker 1: your senior. I fuck with this like this.
Speaker 2: Me and kaa Net's been because the years is senior.
Speaker 3: Did we talk about the fact that we went to
Speaker 3: a netsmanship I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 3: I don't think we talked about that, or the fact
Speaker 3: that you and I took a pilates class and the
Speaker 3: instructor asked if you were injured.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh my god. I cannot believe we didn't talk about that.
Speaker 3: I don't think we did.
Speaker 2: So and Kai took a pilates.
Speaker 1: Class of the greatest text I've ever received.
Speaker 2: By the way, and we went to a pilates class.
Speaker 2: It was obviously Every straight guy, myself included, is always like,
Speaker 2: it's so much harder than you'd expect, Like being like
Speaker 2: a straight guy and having like strength and whatnot, like
Speaker 2: does not help you. But you helped me in like
Speaker 2: a pilates class or whatever. Let's wake that up.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: We can't forget gay guys are boys too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a girl, you're not a girl, bit amballs swinging
Speaker 2: in between your legs.
Speaker 3: I just can't stop thinking about. I would like, look
Speaker 3: over it, drew. His legs were so skinny, like SpongeBob's
Speaker 3: fucking like you know when SpongeBob goes to like the
Speaker 3: ween not WEIENI had junior, but it's like the one
Speaker 3: with like all the big strong guys. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 3: like trying to work out like that. He was like
Speaker 3: violently that she was coming.
Speaker 2: No, bitch, I was climaxing. The prospect was getting vibrated.
Speaker 4: Looked over at.
Speaker 3: Him and we locked eyes and I saw genuine fear
Speaker 3: and Andrew's eyes. We were like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: To be fair, Actually, I the last class I went
Speaker 1: to a hot yoga class.
Speaker 4: Didn't you have a similar thing, Like.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's it fucks me up. It fucks me up,
Speaker 2: like like she's.
Speaker 1: Always and the instructor does always point.
Speaker 2: Me the talk they pulled, they point me out, and
Speaker 2: it's like literally, okay, she like she was like obviously
Speaker 2: bullying me because like she was pissed that we were
Speaker 2: in her class like whatever. And like so me and
Speaker 2: Kai kept getting like instructions like on how to do
Speaker 2: it or whatever, and like she like come over and
Speaker 2: be like, no, you need to do it like this,
Speaker 2: and then she just explained like one of the most
Speaker 2: hyper technical moves that like I could not understand. I
Speaker 2: looked around. Everybody was doing it different, like it was
Speaker 2: like okay, like I'm just gonna do it like the
Speaker 2: girl next to me, or I'm gonna do it like
Speaker 2: Kai or whatever. So like I was doing this.
Speaker 4: The girl next to you and getting called out instead
Speaker 4: of her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so before this, she told us to put one
Speaker 2: yellow and one red and that's like the weight style.
Speaker 2: And I just put one yellow because obviously I was
Speaker 2: like tweaking out, like my legs were shaking. And she
Speaker 2: came up and covered her mic and said no. I
Speaker 2: said one red, one yellow, and then she uncovered her
Speaker 2: mic and then started giving me instructions and then was like,
Speaker 2: are you injured? And she said it so hatefully and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, And it literally felt like
Speaker 2: she was asking if I had a brain injury, like
Speaker 2: what is going on? Like you need to like I said,
Speaker 2: one red, one yellow. You're not doing this fucking move
Speaker 2: right like she did not lay. She hated in my gut.
Speaker 2: You're subordinate, no, literally, like I'm her subordinate.
Speaker 1: Isn't that just like the word for like employee or
Speaker 1: somebody under you, like subordinate to me feels like saying
Speaker 1: somebody like to me, subordinate sounds more appropriate as a
Speaker 1: word to say like you're subordinate student, and subordinate should
Speaker 1: be like you're malfunctioning. Like to me, that's what that
Speaker 1: word sounds like.
Speaker 2: Like I had to buy ten dollars socks and I
Speaker 2: didn't grippy socks.
Speaker 1: Did you have grippy socks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's grippy.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is I have so many pairs from the hospital,
Speaker 3: But I.
Speaker 2: Just you actually do sometimes wear grappy songs?
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: You've worn grippy socks to the house before.
Speaker 3: No, not even once. Yes, you have, truly you hallucinating.
Speaker 2: That or maybe it's you. You had grippy socks right,
Speaker 2: stray rats did. Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've had those, but I lost them immediately.
Speaker 3: Sorry in the hospital because you run faster from the guards.
Speaker 2: I've been keeping up with this TikTok account of someone
Speaker 2: like in some like Eastern European psych word I know,
Speaker 2: sick of me whatever, and like they're like literally losing
Speaker 2: their mind and they attempt to escape almost every single day,
Speaker 2: and like they get further and further and further every time,
Speaker 2: and it's like all of the comments are like, hey, bro,
Speaker 2: like I really think you should be in there if
Speaker 2: you're trying to escape this much like there's obviously like
Speaker 2: something going on, like you should probably stay stay and
Speaker 2: I agree, but he she, They keeps getting further and
Speaker 2: further and further, and I love it. I'm reading for them.
Speaker 1: Why do they have a phone?
Speaker 2: Some psych words? Let you have phones? Like that's where
Speaker 2: like ninety percent of the locals come from.
Speaker 4: That's so crazy to me because I'm like that your phone.
Speaker 2: Is, that's what gave you, what put you here.
Speaker 1: Your phone is kind of what put you here, at
Speaker 1: least now in today's age, it's like what's accelerating that process?
Speaker 1: And that's what's happening to you with the gambling.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Yeah, what would you guys do if you found
Speaker 3: out that I had a side TikTok account where I
Speaker 3: did like meta ray band, like hitting on girls content.
Speaker 2: I would love that shit so much, you know, I
Speaker 2: would love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would be really excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be so. I would be so excited
Speaker 2: and I would ask to like cameo in it. Oh
Speaker 2: do you have ray Band metaglasses?
Speaker 3: I have some only because I went to this dinner
Speaker 3: where they gave them out.
Speaker 2: Can I play with them?
Speaker 3: I made like one joke video with them with Liam.
Speaker 2: But we should go do that. Okay, we should go
Speaker 2: hit on girls together.
Speaker 1: Y'all should go to akbar and hit on the girls.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait, yeah, we should bring it to
Speaker 2: the gay community.
Speaker 1: Start surveiling the gay community, outing people in the gay community.
Speaker 2: There's this account that I found for the bar. We
Speaker 2: frequent a lot where there's like a mail slot in
Speaker 2: the door, and at two am, when everybody gets kicked out,
Speaker 2: they take a picture of everybody on the street with
Speaker 2: the door shut through the mail slot and it's called
Speaker 2: mail slot. I don't want to say the next part
Speaker 2: because it's my fantasy, but I followed them on Instagram.
Speaker 2: They DMed me and I was like, whoa, this is
Speaker 2: so sick. And then Jeff, who we go with often,
Speaker 2: also followed them like years ago, He's who put it
Speaker 2: put me onto them. They DMed him the same message
Speaker 2: like four years ago. So it's a copy and paste
Speaker 2: message and I thought it was so special. I thought
Speaker 2: was so special.
Speaker 1: Literally, everybody who's kind of hot who opened a DM
Speaker 1: from Cameron Dallas in the past like five years and
Speaker 1: just copy and new age sex trafficking thing of trying
Speaker 1: to get you to sell your whole.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think they like people like that end up dming.
Speaker 1: There's like this weird side hustle of scammetry that happens
Speaker 1: to influencers who have that much pull who fall off,
Speaker 1: where they literally just end up becoming like scameras camera
Speaker 1: chat bots. Like they literally just DM you and they're like,
Speaker 1: I would love to be a part of your.
Speaker 2: Business, Karen DM me, Hey are you monetized on snap
Speaker 2: slush getting brand deals for it? What this is a thing?
Speaker 3: Was he like recruiting you to work?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He like he I think he owns I think
Speaker 2: he has like an only Fans like he made not
Speaker 2: for him showing his body, but he owns like a
Speaker 2: site like only fans, Oh my god. And he owns
Speaker 2: like all these like weird endeavors. He also like did
Speaker 2: Ai music recently. It's really insane.
Speaker 3: That sounds really interesting.
Speaker 2: Has to do with like a bunch of crows and
Speaker 2: ship crows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what about the chatbot said that that was
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot. It's like the Edgar Allan Poe
Speaker 1: of it all. I feel like straight guys who don't
Speaker 1: read a lot when they think about poetry. They're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I know Edgar Allan Poe.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Me my house sun?
Speaker 2: Wait what KaiA actually liking it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I liked it on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Just now wait, I need to see his d M
Speaker 1: from me or me sing from me.
Speaker 4: Well, his bio is God has a plan.
Speaker 1: So you're saying a lot about his AI music, but
Speaker 1: you're not really taking into a out that this is
Speaker 1: God's plan. He was promised this career path.
Speaker 2: He was about nine thousand degrees in here right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I just got heat flashes crazy style.
Speaker 1: Should we do some media.
Speaker 2: Let's go for a little bit longer, Kay, what do
Speaker 2: you have to talk about?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been saying demure recently. I kind of want
Speaker 3: to see if I can make it a thing.
Speaker 2: Like how would you use it in a sentence?
Speaker 3: Well, like if you're drinking something that you put it
Speaker 3: down and then you did it loudly, I would say,
Speaker 3: oh I don't do that. I'd see how I put
Speaker 3: mine down very quiet, very demure.
Speaker 2: You're pissing out a urinal you make you don't make
Speaker 2: a lot of sound. Yeah, pissing demure.
Speaker 3: Like you would be peeing loudly. I would look at you,
Speaker 3: and I would insert my penis into the water and
Speaker 3: kind of like inject my into the water. Look, no,
Speaker 3: sound very I.
Speaker 2: Mean literally you even using the word demure is demure.
Speaker 2: It goes deeper and deeper. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's very oppressional of you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, And yeah, you're sitting very demure right now.
Speaker 3: Doesn't I love that? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Doesn't if you came up with that.
Speaker 3: I came up with that all by myself.
Speaker 1: Well, Cameron Dallas's DM to me is, Hey, Ernie would
Speaker 1: love to get you a pay a deal with my
Speaker 1: company fan Fix, free to chat Monday afternoon. And then
Speaker 1: I said that's not my name, and I never got
Speaker 1: a response. Wow, maybe if you copy and pasted with
Speaker 1: my real name, I would have said something a lot
Speaker 1: of people do, like, even in the work field. I
Speaker 1: think my name is Ernie.
Speaker 2: Well, I was literally just thinking about this person as
Speaker 2: we were sitting here talking. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 4: It's a dub who wuck oh.
Speaker 1: Last night, also, while I was at the bar, this
Speaker 1: girl saw that I was ordering a drink and I
Speaker 1: was with one of my friends, and she tapped me
Speaker 1: and asked if I could order her a shot, and
Speaker 1: she wanted a shot of Repisado and I asked for
Speaker 1: it and then the lady was like, oh, it costs
Speaker 1: like fourteen dollars and I was like, honestly, run it
Speaker 1: because I was just like, I need to get this
Speaker 1: girl this shot because I loved the idea because I
Speaker 1: when I turned, she asked me for that one thing
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's random, Like who is
Speaker 1: she getting this for? And I was like, oh, is
Speaker 1: this for you? And she's like yeah. And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you here at lunch? She's like no, but my
Speaker 1: friends are off in the corner. I just got here,
Speaker 1: so like I came to the bar and I was
Speaker 1: just obsessed with her vibe of literally getting to the bar.
Speaker 4: It's crowd.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with your vibe right now.
Speaker 1: That actually was me, Like that literally was me. I
Speaker 1: was drunk enough to be in that state, but I
Speaker 1: am obsessed with the fact that this girl got to
Speaker 1: a bar it's packed as shit. She sees like a
Speaker 1: girl who's talking to the bar. She's like, this is
Speaker 1: my shot, Like I need to just ask this girl.
Speaker 2: Well, it's happened to us this week. We've only talked
Speaker 2: about the bar well, we went to the gun range.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we shot guns.
Speaker 1: We've been having a very American Yeah.
Speaker 2: I gave enya tutorial, like a brief tutorial of gun safety. Also,
Speaker 2: the guy at the counter like was like, which one
Speaker 2: of y'all knows how to use a gun? And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh I do. I grew up in Texas.
Speaker 2: And he made me give him like show how to
Speaker 2: like unload load a gun while also following gun safety protocols.
Speaker 2: And that's the only thing I had to do to
Speaker 2: get access to a weapon, which is, I know, so crazy.
Speaker 1: He didn't ask for any other ideas other than Drew's.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you know how to use a gun,
Speaker 1: and he was like, okay, then you guys are good.
Speaker 4: Like that was it.
Speaker 1: I did get so many headshots and body shots on
Speaker 1: my target. I'll insert a picture of the target. So
Speaker 1: just no, if you fuck with me, remember I'm from Florida, bitch,
Speaker 1: don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with Florida. I love
Speaker 1: being from Florida. Oh but I was just mentioning that
Speaker 1: girl because I ended up following her and she's literally
Speaker 1: just a baddie, Like she's bad as hell. Her post
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is this?
Speaker 4: It's the girl who I bought a drink.
Speaker 1: She's literally just like this houg and she's only lived
Speaker 1: here for three months and.
Speaker 2: She had like her fantasy, making her fantasy real real.
Speaker 2: Why does a tornado never hit a bank? Blow some
Speaker 2: money over here?
Speaker 1: Fuck? What was the thing I made up? And I
Speaker 1: didn't write it down? It was like something that you
Speaker 1: were like, you have to say that on drew sye
Speaker 1: up Corner.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah. I've realized that if I ever ask and
Speaker 2: yet to write something down, the thought will vanish forever,
Speaker 2: because she almost never does ever.
Speaker 1: If anybody tells me to do anything, I simply won't.
Speaker 1: It's really bad and I'm gonna figure that out soon.
Speaker 1: I don't have much time, though, because I'm twenty seven
Speaker 1: and I'm starting to worry that I.
Speaker 4: Have allowed very.
Speaker 1: Addolescent characteristics to calcify in my brain. And it would
Speaker 1: kind of take a lot. It would take like a
Speaker 1: dental cleaning worth of like powerwasher to get that calcified
Speaker 1: characteristic off of my head. And that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: This is never gonna happen. I'm never gonna listen. She
Speaker 1: was texting his crush, so we've lost him.
Speaker 2: We've lost them, and I'm saying, your sweat will turn
Speaker 2: the shirt plat he I'm flairt I'm eating hell. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna get a response either.
Speaker 1: You'll get a response.
Speaker 2: No, I won't. No, he's not She's not gonna respond
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: Why do you keep saying she bro like? No one.
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: It actually is insane.
Speaker 1: How many people do think you are straight? Like the
Speaker 1: amount of people even just recently because you stopped joking
Speaker 1: about being straight, or like, oh, Drew is gey?
Speaker 4: No he's gay.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen like a comment somebody being like I've
Speaker 1: been listening for two years and I genuinely thought he
Speaker 1: was straight, but now I am realizing he actually is gay.
Speaker 1: He's not joking.
Speaker 2: No, it's dead ass a bit. Wait, which part that
Speaker 2: I'm gay? I got a text back, guys.
Speaker 4: I heard it and the text was.
Speaker 2: Ye state Aha, y'all ever stick a PlayStation five controller
Speaker 2: up your ass while you're playing Fortnite and then run
Speaker 2: out into the middle of the field so people start
Speaker 2: shooting you and just go in the storm.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I've been back to playing Fortnite. I
Speaker 1: just got a sidekick and I needed it as well. Duh,
Speaker 1: I've been killing it. I'm doing like games with like
Speaker 1: twelve plus eliminations. Josie and I had a game the
Speaker 1: other day that was so great, and I've been so
Speaker 1: into playing Fortnite.
Speaker 4: That was it last night or maybe two days ago.
Speaker 1: Right before we left the house, I was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: I have enough time to get a game in. And
Speaker 1: then I looked out the window and saw Drew standing
Speaker 1: outside waiting for me to get out so we could leave.
Speaker 1: And I accidentally put the PS five controller in my purse.
Speaker 1: And while we were standing outside about to leave, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, my purse is really heavy and I
Speaker 1: kind of wish I didn't realize I had a PS
Speaker 1: five controller in my purse until we got to like
Speaker 1: the pool bar we were going to.
Speaker 2: I literally cannot remember what I've done this week.
Speaker 1: We went to the pool bar. The pool bar with
Speaker 1: Josie and Lucas.
Speaker 2: Did the Pokemon cards. I'm really really bullish on Pokemon
Speaker 2: cards right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Only update of the week is you're obsessed with casino
Speaker 1: games on your phone and Pokemon card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like maybe both gambling. I really should not have
Speaker 2: gambled on that damn cruise. I really should.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, that is what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like unlocked something in my brain. And I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie. I have several times gone on to these
Speaker 2: gambling websites to make an account, but they're all banned
Speaker 2: in California. But I know there's a way around it,
Speaker 2: but I really I don't. The last thing I need
Speaker 2: to do is find a way around it because I
Speaker 2: would be buying like one thousand dollars bets. Like I'm
Speaker 2: not even kidding. I have a whole plan of action,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna put ten thousand dollars into Pokemon cards
Speaker 2: and ten thousand dollars into gambling. The Pokemon card market
Speaker 2: has beat the S and P five hundred year after
Speaker 2: year after year after year, So it's like an investment.
Speaker 1: Bro. I'm literally gonna have to make sure your money
Speaker 1: is taken away from you by the age of forty,
Speaker 1: because you are seriously going to get all your money
Speaker 1: taken away from you.
Speaker 2: No, I really will. That is a majority of the
Speaker 2: reason why I put my money into the stock market,
Speaker 2: because if I try to take it out before a
Speaker 2: certain age, I get taxed out the ass.
Speaker 1: And you definitely, I mean it runs in your family.
Speaker 1: Being scammed literally being scammed runs in Dru's family being
Speaker 1: like fanagled for money on some like precipice of being
Speaker 1: the first. Like your family has the gene that, like
Speaker 1: if it has promised barricade at a cultural moment of
Speaker 1: making money, one of you needs to be there. And
Speaker 1: your dad what was it or No, your grandpa was
Speaker 1: the silver thing like he thought drinking colloidal silver.
Speaker 2: No, he like invented colloidal silver. I'm not kidding, he
Speaker 2: like invented that shit. He had like a motel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he literally thought he was about to be at
Speaker 1: the forefront of science, Like your family is very entrepreneurial
Speaker 1: in that sense, in that genetic sense.
Speaker 2: He like owned a motel and like three of the
Speaker 2: in the motel was a colloidal silver factory. He also
Speaker 2: invented glue that they put on rockets that would go
Speaker 2: to space. And then also my parents and her siblings
Speaker 2: would go to the glue factory and yeah, put a
Speaker 2: cup of glue in the bottom of big wooden crates
Speaker 2: and they would all get inside and get fucked up.
Speaker 4: I remember your mom has actually told me that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they loved that ship because.
Speaker 1: Your mom was like your mom was one of the
Speaker 1: younger siblings that she had like older siblings in her right.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know what the Radium girls were?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the girls who were like painting the clocks and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so crazy for those of you that don't know,
Speaker 3: it's like women what that worked in some clock factory?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well a lot of that kind.
Speaker 2: Of clock factory that clockett.
Speaker 4: Clock into you factory.
Speaker 3: Maybe was it a clock factory, Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: It was like watches, I think, Yeah, it was something.
Speaker 1: Like that because they believed women had like steadier hands
Speaker 1: to do that kind of work because it's so tiny.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. Because they thought that their hands were demure.
Speaker 3: But I think they used radium or something in it,
Speaker 3: and it gave them all of these fucked up side
Speaker 3: effects where they would grow extra bones and shit, and
Speaker 3: they're just lying next to their significant other would give
Speaker 3: them cancer.
Speaker 2: So their bodies were like fully irradiate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then their bones would literally glow.
Speaker 2: Sounds like someone took accutane in the womb.
Speaker 3: But yeah, what you were saying to remind me of
Speaker 3: the Radium.
Speaker 1: Girls, dude, I can't believe what accutane does to babies.
Speaker 1: Like an accutane package is genuinely one of the most
Speaker 1: funniest packages ever because they were trying to make it
Speaker 1: very clear, no matter what length would you speak, when
Speaker 1: you open that fucking packet of pills, do not get pregnant,
Speaker 1: like the whole package. I've seen a friend take their
Speaker 1: accutane and the whole thing is just covered. Also, did
Speaker 1: you know that for women to get accutane, they one
Speaker 1: have to be on birth control and two they have
Speaker 1: to take a pregnancy.
Speaker 3: Test before I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, women's bodies are very controlled and very regulated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because hol what the fuck do you
Speaker 1: mean I need to take a pregnancy test and be
Speaker 1: on birth control as if I haven't been navigating this
Speaker 1: world having sex for like eleven years without having the
Speaker 1: damn baby.
Speaker 2: I know a rabbit as a pregnant woman, it will
Speaker 2: kill it.
Speaker 1: I think you've talked about that.
Speaker 2: I just made that one up, because didn't you.
Speaker 4: Say that they were injecting, Like that's how that.
Speaker 2: Was baby test in the sixties. That's how my grandma
Speaker 2: knew she was pregnant with my mom.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because if you put it in when it
Speaker 4: killed the rabbit.
Speaker 3: Stop controlling women's bodies.
Speaker 1: That's my take for the you should put that on
Speaker 1: a shirt.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that on a shirt.
Speaker 4: On TikTok shop for twelve dollars.
Speaker 3: This is why, like, stop telling women to not think
Speaker 3: while pregnant, like you have no rights or smoked cigarettes
Speaker 3: or smoke or DNT bro.
Speaker 4: That's actually so fucked up. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: One of the reasons why I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can have kids is I'm like, I have
Speaker 1: to be dead sober for nine months plus because then
Speaker 1: when you have the baby, it's like if you want
Speaker 1: a breastfeed, it's like, yeah, what I put in my body,
Speaker 1: my baby's gonna get. That's so annoying. That is literally
Speaker 1: that baby is such a buzzkill. The baby is a buzzkill.
Speaker 3: You're baby greening out coming out of the womb like
Speaker 3: fiending for a puff of a slugger.
Speaker 1: I wonder if my mom did any drugs while she
Speaker 1: was pregnant with me, because she's fully been like an addict.
Speaker 1: She was an addict her.
Speaker 2: Whole life, I mean with me and the womb because
Speaker 2: she was constipated in Hawaii, smoked a cigarette to get
Speaker 2: that shit right out of her.
Speaker 1: Because you're also not allowed to have coffee.
Speaker 2: Technically right, and like Deli meats.
Speaker 4: Deli meats sushi.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck no, I think I'm gonna have a baby
Speaker 1: and do all of that and see what happens. Like
Speaker 1: eat I'm gonna have I'm gonna get pregnant, only eat sushi,
Speaker 1: only drink coffee. My only source of electrolytes is gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna put an electrolyte packet into a mountain
Speaker 1: dew or like.
Speaker 3: The kool Aid pineapple buckets you know I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: That's like the the bright red pineapple spears.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, that should be the only thing
Speaker 1: you drink. That's what I'm gonna the moonshine sphears. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, my baby's gonna love that. And then my
Speaker 1: baby's gonna come out and be like wire pineapples yellow.
Speaker 4: I thought they were red.
Speaker 1: I've only seen red pineapples in my whole life. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my media of the week is are rewatched bottoms.
Speaker 1: He's still texting. Honestly, better that than the casino videos.
Speaker 1: I'd much rather that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is worse for me though.
Speaker 1: The casino videos for sure, the casino videos, Like I had,
Speaker 1: Drew's been home for like three days and I've only
Speaker 1: seen him when we've left the house because if he's
Speaker 1: in the house, he's in his room watching casino videos.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow, Guy's life is awesome.
Speaker 4: Life is worth living.
Speaker 2: Like it for real? It is sometimes well.
Speaker 1: I feel that way about every text on my phone,
Speaker 1: but the opposite, every text that comes to my iPhone
Speaker 1: good are bad. When I wake up and I see
Speaker 1: I have texts that genuinely brings me down back to earth.
Speaker 1: I feel surveiled, I feel expected to show up and
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. And I have actually
Speaker 1: gotten I've always been bad at replying to texts and calls.
Speaker 4: I have somehow become.
Speaker 1: Even better at ignoring anything. And it's really bad. It's
Speaker 1: really bad, and I need to undo that cause it's
Speaker 1: like now infiltrating like my friendships, relationships and like family,
Speaker 1: like everything, because I just don't I don't care to
Speaker 1: communicate with somebody if they're not in my.
Speaker 4: Face right now. It's so bad.
Speaker 1: And I've always been like that, but now it's getting
Speaker 1: to a point that's like, oh, this like might just
Speaker 1: seem like I'm being rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is all cant get rid of. Its disrespectful.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying because Bro, when I see you, it's
Speaker 1: all love, like, it's fine, Like who cares that I
Speaker 1: didn't like reply to your text asking if I'd seen
Speaker 1: a fucking.
Speaker 4: Video on my phone? Like, no, I probably.
Speaker 1: Didn't see the video you sent me because there's one.
Speaker 2: Specific person that we both do it too, and they
Speaker 2: don't let that shit go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They I have a few people like that in
Speaker 1: my life who are very like you. Suck.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is that it does. It does
Speaker 2: suck like of me to not do that because I
Speaker 2: am quite literally always on my phone. I am not never,
Speaker 2: I am not I am always on my fucking phone.
Speaker 2: I see the text pop up, I'm never and do
Speaker 2: not disturb. It just takes a lot out of me
Speaker 2: to switch from gambling videos to text mode because I'm like, like,
Speaker 2: I'm joeling back.
Speaker 1: The time you get that text, you've been up in
Speaker 1: your bed for three hours watching gambling videos.
Speaker 2: Normy brain texting back?
Speaker 1: Does it cause the plethora of explosions by brain?
Speaker 2: Actually, wait, every time y'all text me from here on out.
Speaker 2: You need to add the firework or the laser so
Speaker 2: it feels like I'm winning something.
Speaker 1: Always send like the confetti explosion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to add the word congrats to every
Speaker 2: single text.
Speaker 1: Who pitched that to Apple, who was like, okay, so
Speaker 1: that we should do this thing. So it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: when you want your birthday texts to seem like crazy
Speaker 1: or like you you're sending good news over a text.
Speaker 1: What if we could spotlight it? Yeah, phone like the spotlight.
Speaker 2: Someone needs to do a TikTok video where they act
Speaker 2: out how they think the text. Animations would go like
Speaker 2: do you want, uh do spotlight that spotlight down path?
Speaker 4: Oh do spotlight? You'd okay spotlight?
Speaker 2: But someone needs like someone actually funny needs.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not actually funny. Somebody who's more into
Speaker 1: physical comedy. Physical comedy isn't our forte. We we play
Speaker 1: with the physical and like comedy of faces, like will
Speaker 1: we'll do a funny face?
Speaker 2: Did you just see how fast I looked down on
Speaker 2: my phone? Because that's all it text?
Speaker 1: First second, I thought you were looking at your rape
Speaker 1: because that's the kind of like haste you have when
Speaker 1: you're trying to find your rape.
Speaker 2: Oh good, okay.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Postcards from the Edge.
Speaker 1: I just watched that with Meryl Streep. So good, so good.
Speaker 1: I started Mommy Dearest and didn't finish, and I need
Speaker 1: to finish because I watched it forever ago, but I
Speaker 1: just haven't finished it. I rewatched Bottoms. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of what else I've seen.
Speaker 2: I watched you Sleep last night nude. That's my media,
Speaker 2: but it's just like weird. It's not okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 2: mister perv over here, you're the perv one time I
Speaker 2: walked into my dad's room in the morning. Actually, never mind,
Speaker 2: I'll tell y'all off stream.
Speaker 4: Let's keep this off screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chat, I need a moment jet. My media is
Speaker 2: Police Scanner by Chanel Beads Creep, the Social Network song
Speaker 2: and you Weren't Really Here, I Really or you Weren't Here?
Speaker 2: I Really missed You by Cult Member, and then Movies
Speaker 2: I wa oh. We didn't really get to talk about
Speaker 2: the Spurs losing. That was really devastating for me. It
Speaker 2: didn't happen. Wimbin Yama. What word did Zach use in
Speaker 2: that group chat? Pestilent. Pestilent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think like.
Speaker 2: Very pestilent or pestilent, like childlike, which is typical from
Speaker 2: a twenty three year old leading his team to the finals.
Speaker 2: But I do agree he was acting like a little bitch.
Speaker 2: But that's still my man. Not too much on my boy,
Speaker 2: not too much on my boy, that's my man, like me.
Speaker 2: And he was at Louis.
Speaker 1: If Drew was there, it would have gone very differently.
Speaker 4: That Drew would have been able to like grab.
Speaker 2: Him and be like, hey, hey, what I would have done?
Speaker 4: Wenby?
Speaker 1: I know you, I know you look at me, Look
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay. Like walking, it's okay. And he
Speaker 2: would have he would have locked in fuckings, wore that
Speaker 2: ship up. It's like Mark Wahlberg on nine to eleven Airplane, Like.
Speaker 1: If Drew was there, that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2: The series would have gone completely different. So Spurs, you
Speaker 2: know how you fly the nuns out, Fly the Drew
Speaker 2: out if you.
Speaker 1: Want to win, If you want to winning, Cookie on
Speaker 1: your team, get the king out there.
Speaker 3: M M.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was really sad for me and and you
Speaker 2: knew it was sad for me. She was.
Speaker 1: I was in London when I found out and I
Speaker 1: was told and I immediately fell to my knees and
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this is gonna kill drum.
Speaker 2: It really the game, this is going to ruin the
Speaker 2: Drew World Tour. You know the game they lost blew
Speaker 2: a twenty nine point lead. It actually ruined my day.
Speaker 2: I used to make fun of like dudes that would
Speaker 2: like get so worked up over like sports matches. It
Speaker 2: was finally me, Like I I literally was like so mad.
Speaker 2: I was like shaking. And then when I was peeing
Speaker 2: into the toiletaking no literally listen, listen. When I was
Speaker 2: peeing into the toilet fully shaking, I literally got like
Speaker 2: a half chubb because I was shaking in so much anger.
Speaker 2: Like my body thought we were like jerking off, Like
Speaker 2: it was so crazy. My body thought we were sure
Speaker 2: we my body and soul.
Speaker 3: And my media is sheep detectives.
Speaker 2: Was it good?
Speaker 1: Wolverine in it?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's really good?
Speaker 2: Was it actually good?
Speaker 3: It's really good? And I cried three.
Speaker 2: Times, Oh, what did you see Toy story? Yet?
Speaker 3: Now I heard it's good though, Let's go watch Toy
Speaker 3: Story tonight. I can't tonight. I have my class to
Speaker 3: Oh wait.
Speaker 2: I can't either.
Speaker 4: I'm going to the drum actin'.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're not going to laft Jet.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Huh. Oh wait, that's not tonight, that's tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Oh I'll maybe go to that.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, it's now one hundred and fifty degrees
Speaker 3: in here, so maybe we should end the episode and
Speaker 3: maybe we call.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I was just suggested.
Speaker 1: Now I think we just all get on the floor.
Speaker 1: We start doing some yoga, like if we get moving
Speaker 1: like that, it'll.
Speaker 2: Turn into want to seek and quivering like that.
Speaker 1: I need to see your leg shape like that, but
Speaker 1: i've seen your.
Speaker 2: Like sametimes, just milk my prostate, two fingers, don't press it,
Speaker 2: rub it.
Speaker 1: Okay bye.
Speaker 2: You still be
Speaker 3: Monetized right at the end,