WEBVTT - Strong Like Iron: Sophie Lyons

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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Zarens, Elizabeth, How you been?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all right, How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty good?

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<v Speaker 3>Good. I listen here, pal. Yeah, you know it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do I So you know it's about to be

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth of July. Yes, and you know what that

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<v Speaker 2>reminds me of? Of course, one of America's greatest inventions.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know my love of encased meats.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I looked up a couple things, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>just curious about my love and I wanted to know

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<v Speaker 2>more about it. So I was like, how much do

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<v Speaker 2>we eat a year in hot dogs?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>If you had to guess how many hot dogs Americans

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<v Speaker 2>eat in any given year, or just say last year,

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<v Speaker 2>how many do you think that would be?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea because I feel like it's probably declining. No, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's increasing. People are eating more and more hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>There's more and more people. That's one thing. But also

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<v Speaker 2>it is it's a lot, all right to take a

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<v Speaker 2>stab in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Nine hundred billion, Okay, well that's too many.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty billion, twenty billion with a bee, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And they are about three and forty nine million Americans,

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<v Speaker 2>So that works out. I did the math. Yeah, fifty

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<v Speaker 2>seven hot dogs a year for every single American man, woman,

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<v Speaker 2>and shop.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how many hot dogs do you think you had

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<v Speaker 3>last year? Seventy seventy probably, I think it probably had

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<v Speaker 3>like three four.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a lot of hot dogs I try.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to eat like like a lot, and now

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<v Speaker 2>started worrying about like the night rates. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>switched over to Hebrew National, which is just meat and water,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why it's the best. Like even the Costco

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<v Speaker 2>hot dogs, say the Kirkland brand that everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Loves, that's one of the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of considered one of the best hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>But they have a lot of the sodiums, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want all the sodiums. So that's why Hebrew nationals

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<v Speaker 2>just meat and water. It's amazing, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I had one at the Farmer's market a couple months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but on average, and so since you have three

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<v Speaker 2>and I have only seventy, that means we're not covering

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<v Speaker 2>the average. Now other people eating far more hot dogs

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<v Speaker 2>and make up these numbers. Oh yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Because like a couple of hot dogs a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, about one a week. If you have fifty

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<v Speaker 2>seven to fifty two weeks a year, at least one

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<v Speaker 2>hot dog a week every week of the year. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if you were to guess the top hot dog consuming

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<v Speaker 2>cities of twenty twenty five, what do you think the

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<v Speaker 2>number one is?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I feel like it's going to throw us off

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<v Speaker 3>because remember I talked about the Sonoran hot dogs. Is

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<v Speaker 3>it like Los Angeles?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, look at you, yeah, La.

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<v Speaker 2>And then number two is New York, the number three

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<v Speaker 2>in Chicago. Then you get Dallas, Houston, Tampa, Fort Myers, Washington, Boston, Philadelphia. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if you were like, you know, going, hey, what hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what international airport in America consumes the most hot dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>it would be Chicago's.

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<v Speaker 4>O Hair Yeah yeah, these people six.

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<v Speaker 2>Times more hot dogs. And say in lax So it's

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<v Speaker 2>the people of LA. The tourists in LA.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they have hot dogs in LX?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean, I just I'm just giving

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<v Speaker 2>you numbers.

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<v Speaker 4>Always a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I got you. I got you on.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourth of July, which is coming up, So get your

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<v Speaker 2>hot dogs. People. Americans will consume about one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty million hot dogs and that is enough. Hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>If you put them end to end, you could get

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<v Speaker 2>from LA to DC. So really connects the nation.

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<v Speaker 3>That's beautiful for America's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sorry, I read that wrong. Not just once

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<v Speaker 2>five times. We could go back and forth five times

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<v Speaker 2>in hot dogs. So there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I want a hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I know in case meets who doesn't want one?

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<v Speaker 3>They're amazing top dog in Berkeley.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good as.

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<v Speaker 3>The best I think aside from Costco. Do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to know what else is ridiculous? Because that is ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and it was. It was the theme to

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<v Speaker 2>celebrate America.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a grand old flag, high flying, flat high hot dog.

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<v Speaker 3>What else is ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 4>Wilding out in court?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this is ridiculous Crime A podcast about absurd and

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<v Speaker 3>outrageous capers, heists and cons It's always ninety nine percent

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<v Speaker 3>murder free and one hundred percent ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn right, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>It is interesting how crime changes over time, like mainly

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<v Speaker 3>with evolving technology. So like when the telegraph came on

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<v Speaker 3>the scene, that opened into a whole new world of

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<v Speaker 3>cons and scam.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, yeah, it's good call.

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<v Speaker 3>Same with the telephone, and then computers and then like

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<v Speaker 3>crypto and whatnot. But there are some core elements that

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<v Speaker 3>never change. So like the sneakiness, the cunning wigs with wigs,

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<v Speaker 3>thermal lances, powerful jazz, protection, misinformation, and then like complete

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<v Speaker 3>confidence that wins marks over even in the face of

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<v Speaker 3>ridiculous claims and circumstances. That never changes. So while sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>I think that confidence crimes and petty crimes were easier

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<v Speaker 3>back before the digital age, I think they were just different.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, have you seen some how boomers are online?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not a difficult group to god like.

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<v Speaker 3>I prefer analog to digital, and I think a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of times I hear about these modern day tech crimes

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<v Speaker 3>and I just don't understand what people are talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just disregard it. But let's go back in

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<v Speaker 3>time and let's learn about an audacious analog lady crimer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love analog lady crimers. Good.

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<v Speaker 3>So the gal I want to tell you about today

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<v Speaker 3>has popped up on a couple of episodes before really

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<v Speaker 3>in passing. I think she deserves her own time, to

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<v Speaker 3>her own space.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. Let's give her the stage.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about, Sophie Lions. I don't remember that name,

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<v Speaker 3>no no, okay okay. So Sophie Lions is how she's

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<v Speaker 3>known in the albeit hazy historical record, but she went

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<v Speaker 3>by a lot of names.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's a very long.

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<v Speaker 3>List too, Louisa Andres. These are all great aliases. If anyone, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I have a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't use an alias anymore when you check into hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>That used to be the best I know, right, Missus

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<v Speaker 3>f H Brodie, Ela Drama, El Dramas, Sophie de Varney

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<v Speaker 3>Rose Divine, that's nice, Sarah English, Julia Kelso, Sophie Levy,

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<v Speaker 3>Susan Lockwood, Katie Laurane.

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<v Speaker 2>Lockwood sounds like she's going to be nominated for a

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<v Speaker 2>Daytime any I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was thinking that sounds like yeah, And whether that's the

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<v Speaker 3>character or the act, I don't know. Kate Lrangey, Kate Loranger,

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<v Speaker 3>Sophie Lorenz Close, Kate Lucas, s E Lucas, Sarah Lyons Lucas.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I bought her book is a.

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<v Speaker 3>Professor, Sophie Monarchy, Fanny Owings Owen, Sarah Richardson, Harriet Smith,

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<v Speaker 3>Jane Smith, Sarah Smith, Luisa, Sylvan, Mary Walton, Catherine Williams,

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<v Speaker 3>and Kate Wilson.

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<v Speaker 2>Kate Wilson sounds like a British folk singer, Kate Wilson.

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<v Speaker 3>Kate, Well, she can go like for the generic name

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<v Speaker 3>and then she has some that are out there. Most

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<v Speaker 3>of what we know about Sophie comes from either her

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen thirteen autobiography or an eighteen eighty six article about

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<v Speaker 3>her by Thomas Burns. And so, like the best narrators,

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<v Speaker 3>she was unreliable and I love.

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<v Speaker 4>The chaos of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. It drives Marissa the researcher nuts. She

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<v Speaker 3>can't stand it. She always has these caveats for me,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, no, this is that means it's good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're into story stories and Sarah not a storytime. So

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<v Speaker 3>let's get to the start. Sophie Elkin was born on

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas Eve in eighteen forty seven. Now, sometimes she'd tell

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<v Speaker 3>people that it was in New York City, sometimes England,

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<v Speaker 3>but she was likely born in Bavaria. She came from

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<v Speaker 3>a family of criminals and they taught her the trade early,

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<v Speaker 3>like mostly pickpocketing and shoplifting, street crime, criming one O one.

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<v Speaker 4>So she came to the US.

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<v Speaker 2>So not like doing like three card MONI they're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing a circus crime. She's like cut purse stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>She came to the US when she was eight, and

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<v Speaker 3>her parents had already come over, and she and her

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<v Speaker 3>siblings were joining them, and the family then settled in

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<v Speaker 3>Little Germany in Manhattan's Lower East Side. Her dad was

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<v Speaker 3>a burglar and a fence and pretty soon her mom

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<v Speaker 3>was out of the picture. Your guess is as good

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<v Speaker 3>as mine as to what happened there. But a criminal

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<v Speaker 3>step mom arrived on the scene and continued Sophie's training is.

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<v Speaker 2>That like an aberranth of thee.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's what she so for yourself said quote, I was

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<v Speaker 3>very happy because I was petted and rewarded. My wretched

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<v Speaker 3>stepmother patted my curly head, gave me a bag of

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<v Speaker 3>candy and said I was a good girl. And that

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<v Speaker 3>was when she produced. When she actually brought goods home.

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<v Speaker 3>When she didn't come home with enough loot, she was

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<v Speaker 3>physically punished. She wrote quote, I was taught how to

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<v Speaker 3>open shopping bags, feel out the loose money or the pocketbook,

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<v Speaker 3>and get it into my little hands without attracting the

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<v Speaker 3>attention of my victims. I was provided with a very

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<v Speaker 3>sharp little knife, and I was carefully instructed how to

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<v Speaker 3>slit open women's shopping bags, which are generally made of

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<v Speaker 3>knitted cloth, so that I could get my fingers in.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is just a little girl. So she and

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<v Speaker 3>her stepmom they would hit department stores, public transportation museums,

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<v Speaker 3>like anywhere it's crowded and people can get jostled.

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<v Speaker 2>To do what she's trying to do. You gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>a really sharp knife. Yes, you know, I mean to

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<v Speaker 2>cut fat.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have already cut my hands a million times,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, all over people. So she the first time

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<v Speaker 3>she was arrested was in eighteen fifty nine, and so

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<v Speaker 3>she was born eighteen forty seven, so she's twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's about right though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. According to Barbara Gray's City University of New York

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<v Speaker 3>graduate thesis entitled Queen of the Underworld, The Biography of

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<v Speaker 3>Sophie Lyons, quote, one day in eighteen fifty nine, a

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<v Speaker 3>patrolman named Sergeant Jordan decided to investigate the increase in

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<v Speaker 3>complaints of pickpocketing at Barnum's American Museum on Anna Street

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<v Speaker 3>and Broadway, the eighteen year old museum that was created

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<v Speaker 3>by entrepreneur and master of Humbug Phineas T. Barnum. Barnum

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<v Speaker 3>fleeced the attendees on the way into the museum, and

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<v Speaker 3>pickpockets fleeced them on the way out. Sergeant Jordan arrested

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<v Speaker 3>twelve year old Sophie and her partner, a twelve year

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<v Speaker 3>old nuxman named Tommy Stax.

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<v Speaker 4>What a knocksman is.

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<v Speaker 3>A term for a pickpocket From that day, I had to.

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<v Speaker 4>Look that aut interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, I think you just gave me

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<v Speaker 2>a new alias, Phineas T. Burnett. I'm going to use that.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going to say Tommy Stacks. Name

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy Stacks, So twelve year old Tommy Stacks is a

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<v Speaker 3>tough name. So that bus landed her in the House

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<v Speaker 3>of Refuge was a prison for young offenders on Randall's

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<v Speaker 3>Island in the East River. According to Barbara Gray, quote,

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<v Speaker 3>children at the House of Refuge were classified from one

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<v Speaker 3>to four. Class four children were quote vicious, bad, or wicked,

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<v Speaker 3>and they were accorded to fewest privileges. Sophie was a

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<v Speaker 3>Class three, which meant that officials believed that she was

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<v Speaker 3>immoral in her conduct, but not yet irredeemable. Her records

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned that rumors say that the mother lived off the

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<v Speaker 3>depredations of her children on the public. This we know

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<v Speaker 3>nothing of, but there seems something mysterious in the case.

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<v Speaker 3>The child is very quick, nervous, and precocious and needs

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<v Speaker 3>training in a steady way. So yes, as you can

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<v Speaker 3>probably guess she ever went to school, there was zero

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<v Speaker 3>TI imagining that she went to her stepmom school of

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<v Speaker 3>criminal enterprise.

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<v Speaker 2>She may know her letters, you know, like I'm imagining

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<v Speaker 2>that maybe maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't get reading or writing skills until she was

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<v Speaker 3>an adult twenty five years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I take it back, Yeah, I mean she.

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<v Speaker 3>Could probably like identify letters or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But people's shape, read notes and music.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so back in her teen years, when she was fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>she got married. Oh yeah, Morris Harris was his name.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a shoemaker and a pickpocket. His hustle culture

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<v Speaker 3>like a side gig we all have. So that marriage

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<v Speaker 3>didn't last if you can believe it. I mean, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>give you a second to cut wrecordest Around this time,

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<v Speaker 3>her dad opened up a clothing store and then he

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<v Speaker 3>ran this fence business out of there, so it was

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<v Speaker 3>more hot goods clearing house than house of high fashion.

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<v Speaker 3>Sophie was working at the time for one of the

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<v Speaker 3>greatest fences of them all, none other than Fredrika marm Mandelbam.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so Sophie was her star pupil. She was

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<v Speaker 3>part of an elite squad of dedicated confidence women who

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<v Speaker 3>steal cash and jewels while stealing hearts. These are their stories.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how music producers hire young folks to be

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<v Speaker 3>in a band like the Monkeys Menudo, This was like that,

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<v Speaker 3>so mar mandelbomb. She put together a crew that included

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<v Speaker 3>a well known pickpocket, Kate Gorman, and then her future husband,

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<v Speaker 3>an accomplished bank robber named John red Leary. And then

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<v Speaker 3>another fella in the mix was a quote dashing bank

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<v Speaker 3>burglar named Edward ned Lyons. Sophie found a partner both

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<v Speaker 3>in life and crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Both of them did apparently prepare.

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<v Speaker 3>Matchmaking thing double dating. And so she's eighteen at this point,

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<v Speaker 3>now entering into her second marriage. Criminal two of four

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<v Speaker 3>in her matrimonial record. So a little about ned ned

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<v Speaker 3>was about a decade older than Sophie eight or so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was born in England to a very law

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<v Speaker 3>abiding family. And that's probably where Sophie borrowed the occasional

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<v Speaker 3>phony origin story, I got you. So he arrived in

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<v Speaker 3>the States in eighteen fifty, and he immediately started breaking

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<v Speaker 3>the law. According to the New York Times quote, Lions

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<v Speaker 3>was big and strong and handsome and had a heavy

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<v Speaker 3>red mustache. When he met Sophie soon after the Civil War,

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<v Speaker 3>he'd been doing big jobs for several years. She helped

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<v Speaker 3>him do bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>And how did he avoid the Civil War?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you'll find out, you know, I know that you

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<v Speaker 3>just can't resist a heavy red mustache.

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<v Speaker 2>Tucker for a man, especially if it's red like you

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<v Speaker 2>could see it from across the.

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<v Speaker 4>Road a yell. Ned.

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<v Speaker 3>He got his criminal start as a bounty jumper in

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<v Speaker 3>the Civil War. Is at the time you could pay

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<v Speaker 3>your way out of service in the Union or even Confederate.

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<v Speaker 2>Army outside, especially the confederatescy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And when the government would turn around and offer

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<v Speaker 3>that money as a sort of signing bonus to new

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<v Speaker 3>draftees a bounty to serve, so Ned would enlist, get

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<v Speaker 3>the cash, and then dessert. And he did this sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>as often as eighteen times a month, eighteen times in

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<v Speaker 3>a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Finding enough draft boards to go to or whatever organization

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<v Speaker 2>you would touch you If he's going.

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<v Speaker 3>I see that big red mustache come in. And so,

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<v Speaker 3>according to the blog Professional Criminals of America revised quote,

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<v Speaker 3>at the beginning of the war, he was a young man, handsome, daring,

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<v Speaker 3>and athletic, and he turned his talents to robbing drunken

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<v Speaker 3>soldiers until the game became risky, and then he became

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<v Speaker 3>a full fledged bounty jumper. So you know, he's stealing

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<v Speaker 3>the bounty out of soldiers pockets. He's like, why don't

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<v Speaker 3>I cut out the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not easily identifiable.

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<v Speaker 3>So then he fell in with this guy Jimmy Hope

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<v Speaker 3>and his son Johnny. Jimmy Hope, Jimmy Hope.

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<v Speaker 4>And Johnny Hope, the Hope.

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<v Speaker 3>So Jimmy was a mentor, and then Ned and Johnny

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<v Speaker 3>would like run jobs together. They robbed the Philadelphia Navy

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<v Speaker 3>Yard in eighteen seventy, which was like understandably a big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a year after they had robbed the Ocean

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<v Speaker 3>Bank in New York. And I've talked about that one before.

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<v Speaker 3>They rented the basement next door. They got to tunneling

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<v Speaker 3>in and out. They went for a week secreting.

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<v Speaker 4>Away money, valuables.

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<v Speaker 3>And like some of it was just too much to carry,

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<v Speaker 3>like all these bags of gold, but it netted them

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<v Speaker 3>a ton of money. Marm was involved in this.

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<v Speaker 2>We's got too much gold, so it's just simply.

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<v Speaker 3>Too much gold. Are you tired of having so much gold?

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<v Speaker 3>After this? Ned was like, you know, I think how

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<v Speaker 3>I want to go straight? So like he and Sophie

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<v Speaker 3>had a kid. He bought them a farm on Long Island,

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<v Speaker 3>Family Way, Yeah, and he wanted to live a quiet life.

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<v Speaker 3>Sophie was not about that. She wanted she'd go out

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<v Speaker 3>and she would steal stuff, just for kicks, not survival,

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<v Speaker 3>and then she'd like, palm a bunch of gold watches,

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<v Speaker 3>come home, hand them to Ned and just like laugh

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<v Speaker 3>herself silly. And he was not amused. So he wanted

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<v Speaker 3>like a trad wife. We would say out and Sophie

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<v Speaker 3>was anything but And like he's like, look, I have

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<v Speaker 3>all these wonderful things for you. You could be making a home.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not allowed to go out and steal, he tells her,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, oh, yeah, totally, And then she would

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<v Speaker 3>go sneak out and steal. According to New York Times,

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<v Speaker 3>way back when the house quote had everything a woman

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<v Speaker 3>could want. He imagined that mother love would keep Sophie quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>It did for six months. Then she put little George

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<v Speaker 3>out to nurse and came back to New York and

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<v Speaker 3>was caught and sent to Blackwell's Island. Little George also

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<v Speaker 3>went his way. He was sent to prison twice before

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<v Speaker 3>he was full grown, and he died in prison, cut

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<v Speaker 3>off in his prime. Said his mother. Oh so yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like she's you know kid, Yeah, so crime is in

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<v Speaker 3>her blood. She passes it along to her kid. She

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't help it. But I don't think it was like

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<v Speaker 3>a compulsion. I think it's just all she knew. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>never gone to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Well she could teach.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and everyone around her had done the same growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and don't forget it's super fun. And Ned came

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<v Speaker 3>from a straight arrow family, so he wasn't raised that way,

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<v Speaker 3>so the farm life felt.

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<v Speaker 2>Normal to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it was like completely foreign to Sophie, and

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<v Speaker 3>so she bucked against it.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was more of an opportunist and she was

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<v Speaker 2>more of like, you know, this is what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he was like going through a phase.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea, yeah, let's.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop here for some good old fashioned ads. Yum is

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<v Speaker 3>what I say, young coming, I love commerce. When we

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<v Speaker 3>come back, we're going to dive into the particulars of

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<v Speaker 3>Sophie's next phase of criminal conduct. Zaren Sophie Lions we're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about here today. She got her start as a pickpocket,

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<v Speaker 3>got in with a notorious scam crew, married a member

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<v Speaker 3>of the crew, moved to the suburbs. Couldn't give up

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<v Speaker 3>the life, so she went back to Manhattan and back

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<v Speaker 3>to her con games. She called herself Queen of the Underworld.

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<v Speaker 3>She gave herself that name.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a little tough for me. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't speak you know it.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're working for marm Mamblebomb.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not underwear unless she's the empress, you know, right.

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<v Speaker 3>But she sort of lived up to the moniker she had. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>she had all these like super innovative for the time

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<v Speaker 3>schemes and hets. So like a good con artist, she

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<v Speaker 3>dressed the part. And when she was like swindling or

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<v Speaker 3>scamming the rich, you know, you got to dress like

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<v Speaker 3>you're one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>That part of the con right.

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<v Speaker 3>She wore these expensive gorgeous dresses, silk, you know, lace, satin,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when she cozied up to the swells. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you're one of us. You know, she's at the same

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<v Speaker 3>expensive restaurant or the ombre that sort of thing. And

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<v Speaker 3>we see that with like modern day con artists and

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<v Speaker 3>a Delvey as an example that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically presumed innocence by association.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, if you're here, you want to be exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>There's this magazine Our Detroit, not oh you are Detroit,

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<v Speaker 3>but h oh you are anyway, they wrote, quote, she

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<v Speaker 3>was a consummate actress, could be demure when it best

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<v Speaker 3>fitted the circumstances, or she could assume the grand and

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<v Speaker 3>lofty manner. She could weep or smile as she chose,

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<v Speaker 3>So she's chowfolk. This manipulation extended to her court appearances.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Back to our Detroit quote. As a young woman, she

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<v Speaker 3>was the first to employ the kleptomaniac defense, getting a

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<v Speaker 3>charge dismissed by tearfully explaining to a New York court

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<v Speaker 3>that her compulsive stealing was something she had no control

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<v Speaker 3>over because of her upbringing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a bad argument.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, there's some real way to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and it made her the victim, which is something

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<v Speaker 3>con artists used to their advantage all the time. So

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<v Speaker 3>her cons let's get to them. If her robbery crew,

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<v Speaker 3>she would act as the decoy, so she'd make eyes

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<v Speaker 3>at the mail cashier at a bank, flirt up a storm. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 3>her highst team would like carefully creep behind the counter

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<v Speaker 3>and nab the cash box or the stacks of bonds.

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<v Speaker 3>How distrategy is the peripheral vision? Does it tell you?

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<v Speaker 3>Or I think she's maybe like pulling him across the

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<v Speaker 3>counter and like whispering sweet nothings like.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like hot dogs? You know that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, yeah exactly, And so that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>hurt my throat.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost crossed the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>So she had something that was the sliding drawer panel trick.

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<v Speaker 3>So she would lure a guy to her room, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>under the context of romance, and she'd offer the guy

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<v Speaker 3>like use of a dresser drawer if he wants to

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<v Speaker 3>put away some of his goal her jewelry or watches

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, just for safe keeping while things get a

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<v Speaker 3>little steamy, and like maybe it's a large piece, like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you don't want it to be mislaid or damaged.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, just go ahead, put it in the drawer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So the mark would take her up on it,

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<v Speaker 3>and then Sophie would wait a bit and then be like, excuse,

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<v Speaker 3>excuse me, I have to go freshen up, and she'd

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<v Speaker 3>leave the room. Then she duck into the next room

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<v Speaker 3>where she'd cut a hole in the wall, and the

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<v Speaker 3>hole led to the drawer of the dresser, and so

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<v Speaker 3>she'd reach into the drawer, grab the goods, and then leave.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the guy is sitting.

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<v Speaker 3>There waiting and waiting and waiting, and then he decides

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<v Speaker 3>to leave, opens the drawer. It's empty. Good job, Sophie.

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<v Speaker 2>So she ran apartment no.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so she ran a lot of romance schemes. Like

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<v Speaker 3>one of her favorites was wooing a rich guy, like

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<v Speaker 3>say a banker or lawyer or something. And then she'd

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<v Speaker 3>get him to come up to her hotel room under

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<v Speaker 3>the pretense that like.

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<v Speaker 4>He was going to get lucky.

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<v Speaker 3>She's talking hot dogs again. So they get up there

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<v Speaker 3>and she'd be like, strip for me, take your clothes off,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, this revved up guy would do what

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<v Speaker 3>she asked, like maybe he likes being bossed around a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit by her.

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<v Speaker 2>Take off these wolf slacks right, and like.

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<v Speaker 3>All the ninety layers and like give me time. As

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<v Speaker 3>soon as he was naked, she'd grab his clothes and

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<v Speaker 3>lock him in her trunk just as fast as she could,

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<v Speaker 3>so the guy girl, yeah, she's yeah. So the guy

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<v Speaker 3>would be standing there like begging her to give him

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<v Speaker 3>his clothes back and looking all pale and flabby, and

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<v Speaker 3>she'd tell the guy, like, you can have your duds

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<v Speaker 3>in exchange for.

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<v Speaker 4>A thousand bucks she'd sell.

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<v Speaker 3>And if he didn't like that deal, she's like, well,

0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go downstairs and cause a huge scene

0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:46.440
<v Speaker 3>screaming about a naked man in my room.

0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:49.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh like I'm a lady.

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:51.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Inevitably the guy would.

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Play law cost more, yes, and this fancy set of clothes.

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:56.160
<v Speaker 3>So she'd make a grand give him his clothes back,

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.480
<v Speaker 3>send him on his way. She also loved false compartments,

0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:02.480
<v Speaker 3>so she'd like hollow out the heels of her shoes

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.720
<v Speaker 3>or put a false bottom in a steamer trunk to

0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 3>move stuff around. She was usually calling herself when she

0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:13.080
<v Speaker 3>did like the larger scale stuff like that Madame de Varney.

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah for that way. She's just a noble woman on

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:20.639
<v Speaker 3>a grand tour and she You know, she also happened

0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 3>to make pals and rob them and hide their treasures

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:24.919
<v Speaker 3>in the false bottom of a trunk, you know, a

0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:29.159
<v Speaker 3>gallon of bone vy ash. So eighteen seventy one, the

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:32.040
<v Speaker 3>law caught up to Sophie. She got busted, She did

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:35.119
<v Speaker 3>six months in jail. And what's Net up to at

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:38.440
<v Speaker 3>this point? Please tell me, sir, I was about to ask. Yeah,

0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:41.240
<v Speaker 3>he had to scratch that criminal itch too. He went

0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 3>back to stealing. Yeah, he couldn't help it. And I

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:45.800
<v Speaker 3>think it's also maybe the only way he knew how

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 3>to make a buck.

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering farming.

0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, but he was perhaps out of practice because

0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.760
<v Speaker 3>he too got busted and he got sentenced to seven

0:24:55.840 --> 0:24:59.439
<v Speaker 3>years in Sing Sing prison. Oh yeah, And at this point,

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.400
<v Speaker 3>Sophie just out of jail, so she hears about him

0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:04.880
<v Speaker 3>going into Sing Sing. She gets busted again, this time

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 3>for grand larceny and that got her a five year

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 3>sentence also at Sing Sing to get there, that was

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 3>part of the plan, like, this is part of the

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:17.600
<v Speaker 3>Sophie show. So she wanted to get as close to

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:21.120
<v Speaker 3>Ned as she could so she could spring him. So

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 3>she goes to Sing Sing. It's on her best behavior.

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 2>This is this is.

0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:26.280
<v Speaker 4>A long con.

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:30.239
<v Speaker 3>This is like, yeah, she's she's so well behaved and

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:34.200
<v Speaker 3>she's convincing everyone so charming. It got her a job

0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:37.800
<v Speaker 3>as a personal servant to the prison's head matron. Like

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:39.639
<v Speaker 3>she knew how to work people and like get what

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 3>she wanted. So pretty soon she's nanny to the matron's kids. Wow,

0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 3>and she's like, you know, I need to get these

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 3>kids outside get some fresh air. So they let her

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 3>take the kids on strolls outside of the prison walls,

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 3>and on one of her walks, she rendezvous with some

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 3>of Ned's gangs. Like, hey, kids, you sit over there.

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go talk to these bout boys and

0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 3>hang it out. Yeah, so please don't go. This is

0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:10.080
<v Speaker 3>we're planning a surprise for your mom. So Sophie and

0:26:10.119 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 3>the gang cooked up a scheme to get Ned out.

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 3>And it wasn't like an explosive caper. They worked out

0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:18.199
<v Speaker 3>a way for him to just waltz out of the place,

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 3>and that's exactly what he did just a few days later,

0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:24.480
<v Speaker 3>so they they it was just.

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:28.040
<v Speaker 2>With her charmed everybody, and she's like, you know, I

0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:30.400
<v Speaker 2>need someone to chaperone me. Why take care of the kids.

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:34.000
<v Speaker 3>So off he goes. Then Ned's out, She's still in.

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 3>Ned returns the favor. So, as Our Detroit tells it, quote,

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 3>one night, just before Christmas eighteen seventy two, he and

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 3>an accomplice drove a sleigh in a blizzard up to

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 3>the prison entrance. They rang the bell and announced they

0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:51.840
<v Speaker 3>were delivering fruit for a sick prisoner. As a guard

0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 3>reached for the basket, Sophie ran through the open gate

0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.439
<v Speaker 3>and jumped into the sleigh, which then disappeared into the

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:01.960
<v Speaker 3>blinding Snow what that is the most whimsical escape I

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 3>can imagine.

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 2>It's just like Clement second poem.

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 4>It's like a Robert Frost poem.

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he tried to do a sequel to I got

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 2>another Christmas joint.

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Check this one out. It starts at singing. So New

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:19.919
<v Speaker 3>York was too hot for Sophie. At this point she

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 3>goes to Boston and she said, you know, shipping up

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 3>to Boston, she wasn't a sailor peg. She lost her

0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:31.560
<v Speaker 3>legs still, so she hooks up with Kate Leary aka

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:35.240
<v Speaker 3>Red Kate, and her husband is Red Leary, right, So

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 3>Red Leary and Red Kate are like punk names like

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 3>they were like in a band called like bled Red

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 3>or something, and then they just go by, Yeah, it sounds.

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:49.359
<v Speaker 2>Like aging punk, like turned rockabilly.

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.400
<v Speaker 3>That's a crazy pipeline, bright the way, the aging punk

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 3>to rockabilly pipeline. So anyways, so Sophie and Kate they

0:27:58.160 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 3>ran blackmail cons together. So they'd go to this fancy hotel.

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Sophie would catch the attention of a rich guy and

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 3>seduce him. She'd get him up to her room and

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 3>do the old clothes locked in the trunk thing. And

0:28:11.080 --> 0:28:14.919
<v Speaker 3>one time though, she got ten thousand dollars out of

0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 3>the fella, almost like he cut her a check. She

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:22.119
<v Speaker 3>ups it and she immediately hands the check off to

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 3>Red Kate, and Kate ran like the wind to the

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 3>bank to cash it. The problem was that the guy

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:31.160
<v Speaker 3>didn't have ten grand in the bank, and the bank

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 3>managers like, this whole thing is fishy. That's a lot

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 3>of money. You are a rascally looking lady. Yeah, what's

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 3>your name?

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 4>Red guy got this money exactly, So.

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 3>They put the screws on Red Kate and she they're

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 3>asking her all these questions. She buckles, lets it slip.

0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 3>Where the rich guy was what hotel. So the cops

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>went there, found the guy and Sophie. The guy tells

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 3>him what happens, everything falls apart. Sophie and Kate get arrested.

0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 3>But this was like sort of embarrassing for this guy,

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 3>so when it came time for court, he refused to

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 3>testify or even like appear in the room.

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay, he just like yeah, charged right.

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 3>So in eighteen seventy seven, Sophie moved to Detroit and

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.360
<v Speaker 3>her daughter Florence lived there. You know, she had had

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 3>more kids, Okay, and it was also nice and close

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 3>to Canada, so she could pop over the border when

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:25.000
<v Speaker 3>the heat was onep and the heat was often on.

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 3>So she got up to all sorts of no good

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:33.160
<v Speaker 3>in Detroit. For example, the ann Arbor Observer reports quote

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 3>in eighteen eighty one, she attempted to blackmail George Hendry,

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:40.800
<v Speaker 3>the owner of the Detroit City Railway, claiming Henry had

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:43.239
<v Speaker 3>been her lover and had fathered a child with her.

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 3>She demanded reparations and threatened to go public if he

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:50.959
<v Speaker 3>didn't pay. Henry stubbornly refused. Lyons then tried to shoot

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Henry at his Detroit office. Fortunately, she was a bad

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 3>shot and the bullet missed its target. She was charged

0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 3>with shooting with intent to kill.

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 2>This is the first time we heard her get violent.

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, exactly.

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you think it's a little bit of a real

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 2>history between.

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 3>Them, I don't think so.

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.240
<v Speaker 2>So she just got a little heat and decided to

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>let one off near his head and.

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she may have been like packing heat and

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 3>other occasions, but it doesn't get mentioned in anything. Yeah.

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 3>And so that same year, Sophie went to the Washingtonaw

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 3>County Fair ann Arbor is Okay, thank you. And that's

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 3>also the home of the city of Ipsilante, oh National

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 3>count And every time I hear Ipsilante, I think of

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 3>the Elvis Costello song Sulfur to Sugarcane. It's on the

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Secret Profane and Sugarcane album, which is fantastic, one of

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 3>my favorite takes anyway, So Sulfur to Sugarcane is written

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 3>in the voice of this con man who's making his

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 3>way from town to town, and like he name checks

0:30:50.280 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 3>these towns and he's talking about the women he's encountered,

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 3>stuff like, but in Albany, New York, they love the

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 3>filthy way I talk. And there's this line, but I

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 3>hear an Ippsilanti they don't wear any panties. And so

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.640
<v Speaker 3>as I'm reading all this about Sophie, every time I

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:06.920
<v Speaker 3>see Ipseilani, I get the song stuck in my head

0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 3>and I have to listen to it anyway. So Sophie,

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 3>she goes to the County fair.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 2>By the way, do you think of Elvis is like

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 2>the British son of Bob Dylan in terms of like

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 2>how his attitude is. You're like, how would you play that?

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 3>That's a good way to put it. Yeah, there's an

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.760
<v Speaker 3>interesting talk right now about Bob. Bob Dylan's on tour

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:26.400
<v Speaker 3>and you and I actually saw him a couple of

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 3>years and he was very strange. He didn't play any hits, and.

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 2>He came out there in the pajamas and bottoms.

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:37.720
<v Speaker 3>And like in like a hoodie and yeah, it was

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 3>just very strange in.

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:43.160
<v Speaker 4>A beanie casual and then like and warm weather dress.

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 3>So I guess he's still doing that, and people are

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.959
<v Speaker 3>getting really upset that he's not delivering, and they're not

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 3>like you know, you and I are like, this is great,

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 3>this is Dylan.

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I want Dylan exactly.

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 3>And so, but he's been He's been talking a lot about,

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, in interviews, about his place in the world,

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 3>that he's eighty and kind of how he doesn't really care,

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 3>and times he realized that.

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 2>That whole I don't say article, but he was asked

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>about turning eighty and he wrote that really beautiful thing

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>was talking about being like a king and a forgotten

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 2>kingdom and all that means. It's amazing. I was like, dude,

0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 2>and still got it.

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:23.240
<v Speaker 3>I can see Elvis Costello falling into that category. Two,

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 3>not that he's like a cuck who wears whatever he wants,

0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:30.840
<v Speaker 3>but like the notion of kind of like moving beyond

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 3>what is expected of you.

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they almost love to do it.

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 3>I know. I think that's awesome. So anyway, Sophie County Fair.

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Someone else who was there was Harriet Cornwell, and she

0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 3>was the elderly wife of a wealthy Ipsilany paper mill owner,

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 3>Harriet Cornwell of the Ipsilany Cornwell.

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I was just about asking Elizabeth so and the Cornwell

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 2>that's another.

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Thing to say that, like you can go around and

0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 3>be like, my wife is a wealthy ipsil Any paper

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 3>mill owner. When you're turning people, I'm going to it

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 3>has to. So she and Sophie were there on the

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 3>same day. Cornwell was in the floral hall. She's checking

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 3>out the floral things. A woman sort of swans up

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 3>to her. She's wearing this broad brimmed hat with a veil.

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 3>It's Sophie. This is her signature. Look, by the way,

0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 3>at this point like she always wears a huge hat

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 3>and a veil.

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 4>All the time.

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, but everywhere, so respect to that. So

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Sophie asks Cornwell if she dropped her handkerchief. So Cornwell

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.560
<v Speaker 3>she digs around her things and she realizes she had,

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:42.320
<v Speaker 3>and Sophie's like, I'm going to find it for you.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 3>And Cornwell is like, thinking, how terribly kind of her,

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 3>and thanks you profusely. But I say, now, hold on

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 3>one root and to the second, if someone asked if

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 3>I had dropped my handkerchief, I would think they'd be

0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 3>asking because they found one on the ground and wanted

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 3>to know if it was mine. Yes, so then and

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.320
<v Speaker 3>if they said they'd help me find it, I'd be like,

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 3>how do you know I lost it in the first place?

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, unless they just happened to see it dropped from

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 2>my hand, I guess.

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 3>But see, like Cornwell was quite old and not in

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 3>good health, and she got easily confused. We aren't confused

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 3>because we aren't in a crowded concourse, and we have

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 3>the benefit of time and background knowledge. There's that, so

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:24.720
<v Speaker 3>we know that Sophie grabbed the kerchief as a ruse

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 3>like a way to open up contact with the rich lad.

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 3>So Sophie asks everyone around step aside, step aside, please,

0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I have to find this incredible handkerchief, which she did,

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 3>and then she hands it over to Cornwell and then poof,

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.680
<v Speaker 3>she's gone. Cornwell didn't even get a chance to say

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 3>thank you the mystery woman in the veil vamous. So

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 3>the other thing that was vamoose Cornwell's gold watch and

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:51.720
<v Speaker 3>chain that was also gone. So let's pause here, catch

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:54.279
<v Speaker 3>our collective breath. When we get back from these ads,

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to tell you about how this one act

0:34:56.560 --> 0:35:23.880
<v Speaker 3>became part of Sophie's undoing. Zaren Elizabeth's it uh.

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh Zaren, Oh Sophie.

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh this is oh Sophie. So Sophie lyons she's in

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Detroit at this point, and the Detroit Police Superintendent Andrew

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Rogers was sick and tired of her, like she'd been

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 3>pinched for shoplifting. Yeah, and he's like, I know that

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 3>she's done so much more than this.

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.840
<v Speaker 2>But but she's not getting sent to like the Detroit

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:51.040
<v Speaker 2>House of Corrections a ticket or something weekend.

0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 3>Right, So he's like, I know she's pickpocketing, I know

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 3>she's shoplifting. She's doing all sorts of this stuff. He

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 3>just couldn't prove it, like, not by normal methods, but

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 3>he was a creative thinkers there. He went out and

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 3>hired this lady, Teresa Lewis. She was a widow. She

0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 3>was also totally broke, and he offered her cash if

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:13.280
<v Speaker 3>she would get close to Sophie and gather incriminating evidence.

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought he was going to make her a target.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 3>He makes Sara like be a confidential informant BCI. So

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 3>per the Ann Arbor Observer quote, in the summer of

0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 3>eighteen eighty one, Lewis went to Lion's house and asked

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:29.279
<v Speaker 3>to read the Bible with her. Sophie wanted nothing to

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:31.480
<v Speaker 3>do with the Bible, but she offered to let Louis

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 3>stay as a tenant. Okay, I love this, It's so weird,

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't want to read the Bible with you,

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:37.239
<v Speaker 3>but I will rent you a room.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can stay here though, Yeah, you seem like

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 2>you need a cover exactly your head.

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 3>So Lewis moved on it. She took stock of things.

0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 3>She's you know, she's living there. She's relaying everything she

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:52.239
<v Speaker 3>sees to Rogers, and it seemed Sophie's housekeeper, Sarah Brew,

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 3>she was getting a lot of packages like something that

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 3>you make fun of me for. Yes, but some of

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:58.960
<v Speaker 3>us don't like to leave the house.

0:36:59.000 --> 0:36:59.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 3>So the packages, unlike mine, were full of stolen goods,

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.280
<v Speaker 3>and they were sent from the same person, Sarah Smith,

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 3>which was actually Sophie. So Lewis. She squirreled away the

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 3>package wrapping and took it to Rogers, and Rogers was like,

0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 3>this is very promising, scratching his chin. He had officers

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 3>grabbed the housekeeper's packages at the post office before they

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:28.359
<v Speaker 3>were delivered, like this is police business. The first right,

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is this do you have a word for

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 3>The first box they got was sent from Cleveland, and

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 3>it was full of watches and jewelry, like just a

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 3>box of watches, us box and you know who had

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:46.520
<v Speaker 3>just been to Cleveland, that's right, Sophie. She actually went

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:48.280
<v Speaker 3>there for President Garfield's funeral.

0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:49.399
<v Speaker 4>I was just.

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:54.479
<v Speaker 2>It was totally the air.

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 3>And you can imagine at an event like that, that's

0:37:55.880 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 3>a great place to exactly. So then another package shows up,

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 3>and this one's sent from ann Arbor and inside Harriet

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Cornwell's gold watch and chain.

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Dum.

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 3>They had Sophie dead to rights, so she gets charged

0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 3>with larceny from the person for stealing Cornwell's stuff. They

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:18.840
<v Speaker 3>just needed witnesses who could place Sophie at the County

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Fair that same day. But remember she always wore the

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 3>big hat and a veil. It's a great way to

0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 3>hid your identity. I'm gonna try it. Don't start doing

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 3>I think with facial recognition, I think I should. So

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 3>there were some witnesses who swore they saw Sophie in

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 3>the floral hall. Others were like, I don't know, I

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 3>just can't be sure. Sophie's lawyer worked hard to support

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 3>her alibi. He found a bunch of folks who would

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.880
<v Speaker 3>swear up and down that she had been in Detroit

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 3>that day and she could not have stolen the watch

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 3>in the chain. So this would have to play out

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 3>in court, and it most certainly did Zaren closeujazz I

0:38:54.600 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 3>want you to picture it. You are Judge Chauncey Joslyn.

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 3>You've been on the bench for some forty years now.

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 3>You also to the stint as the mayor of Ipsilante.

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 3>You are known as a fair and upright jurist, if

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 3>a bit of an eccentric. Today you are presiding over

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:15.320
<v Speaker 3>the case.

0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 4>Of Sophie Lyons.

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 3>She's accused of stealing the watch and chain of one

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:22.719
<v Speaker 3>Harriet Cornwell. There's been some discussion as to whether or

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 3>not it can be proven that Missus Lyons was in

0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 3>ann Arbor on the day of the theft, and to

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 3>that end, a witness for the prosecution is currently on

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:33.920
<v Speaker 3>the stand ready to make an identification. The only problem

0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 3>is that Missus Lyons, who is seated in the courtroom,

0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 3>is wearing a very large hat with a veil. The

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 3>prosecutor asks his witness whether Missus Lyons was in the

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.320
<v Speaker 3>room and if she could point to her. The witness

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 3>says she was not sure. She'd have to see the

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 3>face of the woman in the veil. The courtroom grows silent,

0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:53.720
<v Speaker 3>there's a cough, someone else clears their throat.

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:55.719
<v Speaker 4>Missus Lyons lawyer.

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Leans over and whispers to her. You're hoping he's telling

0:39:58.840 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 3>her to raise that magnific veil. Missus Lyons is silent.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:07.359
<v Speaker 3>Her lawyer whispers again, your honor, The prosecutor pleads, can

0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:10.279
<v Speaker 3>you just instruct the defendant to raise her veil so

0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:13.920
<v Speaker 3>that the witness may attempt to make an identification? You

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.120
<v Speaker 3>sigh and tell Missus Lyons to do just that. She

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:22.240
<v Speaker 3>sits not moving. You bang your gabble, Missus Lions, you bark,

0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:26.320
<v Speaker 3>do raise your veil and make your face visible. Sophie

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Lyons springs to her feet, sending her chairs skidding across the.

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 4>Floor behind her.

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:34.200
<v Speaker 3>The crowd in the courtin gasps. She reaches up and

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 3>rips the hat and veil from her head, tossing them aside.

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.920
<v Speaker 3>They come to a clunking, landing on the bailiff's table.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 3>The crowd gasps again.

0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 4>You now see that she's.

0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Wearing a pretty crazy looking blonde wig. She rips the

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:48.960
<v Speaker 3>wig from her head and tosses to the side. It

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 3>lands in her lawyer's lap. Then, before you know it,

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:54.840
<v Speaker 3>she has scrabbled up over the table and is darting

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 3>toward the witness stand.

0:40:56.280 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 4>She knocks over a.

0:40:57.120 --> 0:41:00.200
<v Speaker 3>Stack of papers on the prosecutor's table. As she passes,

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 3>she gets right in the face of the witness.

0:41:02.760 --> 0:41:03.919
<v Speaker 4>Is this good enough?

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 3>She hisses, Can you see me now? The witness mumbles something.

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:11.000
<v Speaker 3>You have to admit that you are loving every second

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:13.200
<v Speaker 3>of this, but you have to get things back under control.

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 4>You bang your gavel. Missus lyons that is enough.

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:20.359
<v Speaker 3>You in tone, still facing the witness and having never

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 3>turned to show her face to the courtroom, she extends

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:26.280
<v Speaker 3>her left arm, puts her left hand out and snaps

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:30.200
<v Speaker 3>her fingers. Then she wiggles her fingers and impatiently snaps again.

0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Her lawyer jumps to his feet, carrying her wig. He

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 3>grabs the hat and veil from the bailiff as he passes.

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 3>Now he's next to her, handing her the wig. She

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.359
<v Speaker 3>makes a contorted face at the witness and adjusts her

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 3>hair piece. Then she's handed the hat and veil. She

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:46.800
<v Speaker 3>once again mean mugs the witness and she ad just

0:41:46.920 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 3>the hat on her head. Before she lowers the veil,

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:52.560
<v Speaker 3>she looks at you and winks. Then her visage is

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 3>once again shielded from sight. She turns and heads back

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 3>to her seat. She curtsies before she sits. The crowd

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:03.480
<v Speaker 3>in the courtrooms collaps, ten minute recess, you call out,

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 3>banging your gavel. So this, this sort of foolishness was

0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 3>par for the course with Sophie in court theater. Oh yeah,

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 3>she'd wail and moan that if she went to prison

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 3>there'd be no one to care for her five kids,

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:19.640
<v Speaker 3>and like some of them are grown, but she didn't

0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 3>talk about that. Sometimes she would shout threats at witnesses

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 3>while they're on the stand. She insulted just about everybody

0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:28.680
<v Speaker 3>in the room and like this made it the hottest

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:31.400
<v Speaker 3>ticket in town. Oh yeah, everyone wanted to see the

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 3>spectacle and they really loved when she insulted the Bible

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 3>thumping ci Teresa Lewis. Because see, here's the thing. The

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 3>stage had been set for their rivalry already, because before

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Sophie was formally charged in the Cornwell case, she accused

0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Louis of stealing from her, and that went to trial first,

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 3>and it was an absolute zoo. She was like cracking

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 3>jokes about Louis on the stand, like loving to read

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:00.920
<v Speaker 3>the Bible and how it got enough, I don't want

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:03.279
<v Speaker 3>to hear it. And then courtroom's cracking up as she's

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:07.240
<v Speaker 3>making all these jokes. According to the ann Arbor Observer

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:10.959
<v Speaker 3>quote in court and ann Arbor, Lyons and Lewis even

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:14.000
<v Speaker 3>physically fought. At one point, the judge ordered the two

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 3>women to stand next to each other in order to

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 3>compare their height. Lions took the opportunity to bash into Lewis,

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 3>sending her flying across the courtroom.

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 4>Why did they have.

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 3>To compare height? The whole thing is a mess. So

0:43:27.239 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 3>Lewis is acquitted. Sophie not so lucky. March eighteen eighty two,

0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 3>she gets convicted of stealing the watch in the chain.

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 3>She was sentenced to four years and eleven months at

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 3>the Detroit House of Correction di ho CO they call it.

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:45.400
<v Speaker 3>She did seven months and then the Michigan Supreme Court

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:49.920
<v Speaker 3>reversed her conviction, and so she gets tried again, convicted

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 3>a second time in February eighteen eighty three, goes back

0:43:53.040 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 3>to prison, gets out a couple months later because the

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 3>court overturns her second conviction. Really, this was taking a

0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:02.160
<v Speaker 3>toll on her, like the case has to be tried

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 3>one more time. Sophie's begging for them to drop the charges.

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:09.320
<v Speaker 3>She's like I'm tired, I'm broke, I'm sick. I can't

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 3>do it. I don't have it in me. Sorry. Back

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 3>to court she goes. But the joke was on them

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 3>because March eighteen eighty four she's found not guilty.

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 4>Wow, yeah, that's it.

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:24.879
<v Speaker 3>So finally free, Sophie went right back to the life.

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:28.000
<v Speaker 3>She spent the next fifteen years, as the ann Arbor

0:44:28.040 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Observer put it, quote shoplifting, pickpocketing, robbing banks and blackmailings,

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 3>blackmailing people all over the Midwest and East Coast and

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 3>in Europe, and ultimately she returned to her home in Detroit.

0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, she liked the weather.

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 3>She kicked it all off in New York, but it

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 3>wasn't like the best plan. So she gets busted in

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:55.320
<v Speaker 3>eighteen eighty six robbing dry goods dealers on Sixth Avenue.

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:58.920
<v Speaker 3>She stole silk. She gave her name for that as

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Kate Wilson, and they didn't figure out her identity until

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:06.560
<v Speaker 3>the day of the trial in June tenth, eighteen eighty six.

0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 3>If she gets convicted and then she's sentenced to six

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 3>months at the Penitentiarum Blackwells Island, so she gets out,

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 3>she ups her game stays away from the small jobs

0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 3>that were her previous undoing. So she went big, which

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:21.240
<v Speaker 3>seems to be the way to get away with crime,

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:22.240
<v Speaker 3>if we've learned.

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 2>It in America.

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 4>Gotta go big.

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 3>And like the thing is, she had money and she

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.880
<v Speaker 3>had property. She bounced between her home in Detroit, and

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 3>like the French riviera, she went out to the west.

0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:37.880
<v Speaker 3>And this is when she got into the diamonds smuggling

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 3>out of Amsterdam. And like the hollow heels and the

0:45:40.640 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 3>false bottom trunks. Oh and so by this point girl,

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 3>now people are like, Okay, she's the Queen of crime.

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 3>So she's not calling herself that they gave her the name.

0:45:50.520 --> 0:45:53.600
<v Speaker 3>According to the New York Times quote, there was, for instance,

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:57.000
<v Speaker 3>the adventure of the charming American Widow in Paris. A

0:45:57.120 --> 0:46:00.800
<v Speaker 3>gendarme near the Arc detriof happened to see the widow's

0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 3>hand in a man's pocket, arrest and then fearer the

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:07.680
<v Speaker 3>American colony was set by the ears at this horrible mistake,

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:10.760
<v Speaker 3>for who could believe it, and the Prefect of police

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 3>himself was bluffed off the boards by Sophie More. The

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 3>American minister took a hand on her behalf The upshot

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:20.880
<v Speaker 3>was that Sophie got off. Wow, so she just she

0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:23.640
<v Speaker 3>can work anybody.

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.560
<v Speaker 4>Well, any man who's here, it sounds like it.

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so she wasn't phased by this brush with the law.

0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:30.840
<v Speaker 3>She immediately pulled a jewel heist in Paris, a jewel

0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.280
<v Speaker 3>she made off with two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:36.320
<v Speaker 3>in loot and like she came back to the States,

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 3>conned the Vanderbilts into believing she was Mary Wilson, the

0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 3>daughter of a rich gold prospector the Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt.

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.360
<v Speaker 2>She goes bigger and bigger and bigger till she's like,

0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:47.760
<v Speaker 2>are you the richest family around?

0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get over here. She's divorced from Ned by this time.

0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:54.960
<v Speaker 3>She's all over the place with these wild capers. She

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 3>took up with this guy named Billy Burke who was

0:46:57.000 --> 0:47:00.279
<v Speaker 3>a bank robber, and they got busted robbing a bank

0:47:00.280 --> 0:47:03.160
<v Speaker 3>in Mount Sterling, Kentucky in eighteen ninety two.

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Sounds desperate.

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 3>That didn't stop her. She goes back to Detroit. She

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:08.800
<v Speaker 3>makes a go of living the straight and narrow. Okay,

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 3>she's turning over a new lead girl is way too late,

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<v Speaker 3>Well not really, because nineteen thirteen, her autobiography is released

0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:18.720
<v Speaker 3>by a New York publisher and the title Why Crime

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Does Not Pay.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, so she's sixty six years old, So.

0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Now she's going to be like a public speaker. She

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:25.600
<v Speaker 2>can't talk about how to go.

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:26.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:28.840
<v Speaker 3>The book basically it tells her life from like child

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 3>pickpocket to bank robber. She explains her eventual reform. She

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:36.680
<v Speaker 3>wanted people to know that a life of crime leads

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 3>to suffering and loss, like, even if you're successful, people.

0:47:41.000 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 2>Ate it up, leads to the gutter or the right.

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:45.959
<v Speaker 3>But here at the same time, it's this like first

0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 3>hand account of the criminal underworld, and she's name dropping

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:53.799
<v Speaker 3>famous criminals and like detailing heists and escapes. And so

0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 3>the public loves.

0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Jewel heist, right, well, this is what we do.

0:47:58.440 --> 0:47:59.040
<v Speaker 4>They love it.

0:47:59.440 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 3>But it's all of this cautionary tale and people love

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 3>that too.

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:06.080
<v Speaker 2>And transformation, yeah, exactly, second act.

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.959
<v Speaker 3>And we're getting, like nineteen thirteen, we're getting like more

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:12.400
<v Speaker 3>and more uptight in terms of, like, you know, putting

0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 3>the strictures on society and trying to do all these

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:19.279
<v Speaker 3>morality tales and stuff. So Sophie told the press that

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:22.799
<v Speaker 3>she was all about helping other crooks get right, like

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 3>she wanted to give them a hand, pull them from

0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 3>the life, especially first defenders. And she spoke often about

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:30.600
<v Speaker 3>how hard it was for her when she got out

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:32.920
<v Speaker 3>of prison and couldn't get a job, and that her

0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 3>only option was to go back to crime, and she

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 3>wanted others to be able to avoid that. Per hour

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 3>Detroit quote, she spent thousands of dollars on shoes, clothes,

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 3>and groceries for desperate families and found them lodging. She

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 3>provided holiday meals to jails and helped ex prisoners get

0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 3>back on their feet. So at this point she's worth

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 3>about a million dollars, more than thirty three million dollars today,

0:48:57.200 --> 0:49:00.040
<v Speaker 3>and she made that by buying up real estate in

0:48:59.840 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Detroit with her ill gotten gains over the years. So smart.

0:49:04.080 --> 0:49:06.840
<v Speaker 3>And then nineteen thirteen, Detroit's booming.

0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm about to give to get were huge.

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:13.520
<v Speaker 2>So May I got the Dodge Brothers and everybody doing.

0:49:13.320 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 3>This exactly, exactly. So May seventh, nineteen twenty four, she

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 3>was found unresponsive on the floor in her home. She

0:49:19.920 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 3>was taken to the hospital. She didn't pull through, but

0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 3>a copy of Why Crime does Not Pay was on

0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 3>the table next to her hospital bed when she died,

0:49:27.480 --> 0:49:31.320
<v Speaker 3>and that was in all the papers. And she left

0:49:31.400 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 3>most of her estate to charity. In fact, the bulk

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:37.279
<v Speaker 3>of it went to this trust for fifty years to

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 3>found a home for the children of convicts.

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that seems like there's a very earnest show.

0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:46.360
<v Speaker 3>When the trustees of her will went to her home,

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:49.560
<v Speaker 3>it was like a treasure chest. It was like Scrooge

0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:57.480
<v Speaker 3>McDuck basement. There's rings, watches, earrings, like sticking all these jewelry, coins, diamonds, pearls,

0:49:57.880 --> 0:50:02.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, exactly to our Detroit quote. There was a

0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:06.720
<v Speaker 3>giant starburst brooch with an eight carrot stone in the center,

0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:10.440
<v Speaker 3>a twelve carrot diamond ring and a blazing diamond cross.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.239
<v Speaker 3>So she had just stolen this stuff all over the

0:50:13.280 --> 0:50:15.719
<v Speaker 3>wa but at this point you can't track it back.

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:17.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and she's gone and.

0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Some of it's probably like from Europe and who knows.

0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 3>So she was buried next to her favorite child, Carlton Mason,

0:50:24.239 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 3>at Detroit's Woodmere Cemetery.

0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:28.440
<v Speaker 2>So parawait. So parents do have favorite children.

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.160
<v Speaker 3>They do, That's what I've heard. So, Zaren, what does

0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:32.240
<v Speaker 3>your ridiculous takeaway.

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:36.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's so many ways I could go with this.

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, going back from her starting with the P. T.

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Barnum era of America of like yeah, hokum and like

0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:46.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, conning people and you know, never give a

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:49.160
<v Speaker 2>sucker and even break kind of idea approach to like

0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 2>the nineteen like teens of like we are a society.

0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:57.680
<v Speaker 2>We're going to and I'll be scientific about our you know, policing,

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 2>and like we're gonna like be more you know, upstanding

0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 2>about how we view our civilization. And so everybody's trying

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.880
<v Speaker 2>to change their view, and she really covers that whole arc.

0:51:07.000 --> 0:51:10.279
<v Speaker 2>But I like the fact that she really did have

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 2>that transformation. Yeah, like I thought the whole you know,

0:51:13.800 --> 0:51:16.279
<v Speaker 2>crime doesn't pay it was going to be like, you know,

0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 2>a lark. It was like she was doing it to like,

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 2>of course you want me to do this. Of course

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I can get.

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:20.799
<v Speaker 4>Rich of doing this.

0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 2>But it sounds like it really really did change her.

0:51:22.960 --> 0:51:25.879
<v Speaker 2>So I like when we find these people who get

0:51:25.920 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 2>to enjoy like a full crime life early on, lots

0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:33.239
<v Speaker 2>of great characters. You know, she's robbing the like the Vanderbilts,

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:35.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, you get it all. But then at the

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:38.239
<v Speaker 2>same time, she gets to leave money to take care

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:42.359
<v Speaker 2>of the children of the incarcerated and convicted. It's like,

0:51:42.880 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>so she's seeing the humanity in her crimes, even though

0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:48.880
<v Speaker 2>initially obviously she did not, because she was focused on

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:51.239
<v Speaker 2>her humanity, like I'm hungry, I need that stuff, but

0:51:51.440 --> 0:51:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I want your stuff. And then she's like, oh, and

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:57.120
<v Speaker 2>she's got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and

0:51:57.200 --> 0:52:00.759
<v Speaker 2>she really did earn her nickname for herself. Yeah, she

0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:04.879
<v Speaker 2>got to live a very rare existence at that time

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 2>for a woman. I mean, like, my hat's off to Sophie, Like,

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:10.960
<v Speaker 2>what's yours, Elizabeth.

0:52:10.520 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for asking for the first time today in

0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 3>the last hour. I love that we've seen We've seen

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 3>so many criminals who steal the money and burn through

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 3>it and then they're always like one last heist, one

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 3>big last thing. And the fact that she was investing

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 3>throughout and realizing like once she gets to Detroit, she's like, Okay,

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start buying up this property and she's hiding

0:52:35.000 --> 0:52:38.360
<v Speaker 3>stuff away and she's not like she's living a lavish

0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:44.120
<v Speaker 3>lifestyle but not outside of her means. And so that

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 3>planning and then as you're saying her ability then to

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.839
<v Speaker 3>pass it on is part of her redemption, to say,

0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:52.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to help these people that kind of get

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.320
<v Speaker 3>forgotten by society. If you're the child of a context,

0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 3>they have anything to do with that, but you have

0:52:58.120 --> 0:53:01.840
<v Speaker 3>to carry that. And yeah, and and the lack of

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 3>resources and everything. So she really like honed in on

0:53:04.760 --> 0:53:06.560
<v Speaker 3>that as the child of convict.

0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.720
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. She starts to see herself and others.

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:10.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I guess it's also she goes and has

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 3>enough life experience to realize, like it's.

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:14.560
<v Speaker 4>Not worth it.

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:17.799
<v Speaker 3>And I totally thought at first that, Okay, this is

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:19.480
<v Speaker 3>another con this is another scam.

0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.640
<v Speaker 4>So but and I and she like.

0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:24.800
<v Speaker 3>All the other con artists who are just so charming

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 3>and convince people to do whatever they want, are fascinating

0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 3>to me. So I like she hits all the notes.

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:32.799
<v Speaker 3>She's the conn artist. She wrote a book, She's in

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:40.200
<v Speaker 3>our book now, Sophie wigs Court.

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 4>Why why just exactly? And with that said, I need

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 4>a talk back Dave.

0:53:54.120 --> 0:54:04.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I want it is time that we bring

0:54:04.480 --> 0:54:06.120
<v Speaker 2>back the summer of dark.

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:09.719
<v Speaker 3>Elizabeth just saying have a wonderful day and thanks for

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 3>the show.

0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been saying, we all enjoy it, maybe rough for you.

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:17.960
<v Speaker 4>It's rough.

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 3>It's rough to be dark Elizabeth, And I'm trying to

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:23.719
<v Speaker 3>fight it because like these days, you know, I could

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:26.839
<v Speaker 3>tip into that really quickly. Any of us could, any

0:54:26.880 --> 0:54:28.239
<v Speaker 3>of you could be dark Elizabeth.

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I've been fighting the quicksand of the darkness.

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 2>It's it's rough right there.

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:36.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't watch or listen or read the news right now.

0:54:36.640 --> 0:54:37.760
<v Speaker 2>That's why I make them my mistake.

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.920
<v Speaker 4>It feels, yeah.

0:54:40.760 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 3>I feel like an irresponsible citizen by tuning out, but

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:48.640
<v Speaker 3>otherwise we'd be into you know, van to black dark Elizabeth,

0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:53.799
<v Speaker 3>and I just I focus on garden dogs, you know,

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:58.680
<v Speaker 3>wordle like I gotta I gotta keep it light for

0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:00.800
<v Speaker 3>my sanity and the sake of everybody.

0:55:00.840 --> 0:55:02.719
<v Speaker 2>A lot of the spiritual to just say, be up

0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:04.440
<v Speaker 2>the world but not in the world. So you've been

0:55:04.520 --> 0:55:06.399
<v Speaker 2>kind of doing that where you don't read the news

0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:08.600
<v Speaker 2>the way I do, which is a big mistake, yeah,

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 2>in terms of ruining your day. And then you can

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 2>still be like with the people you don't need to

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:16.279
<v Speaker 2>be with, not imaginary, but you know, like people of

0:55:16.320 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 2>the news. You can be with people in your life

0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:19.920
<v Speaker 2>and in your community and in your neighborhood.

0:55:19.920 --> 0:55:21.280
<v Speaker 4>And I can do dark, Elizabeth.

0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:23.360
<v Speaker 3>It's just devilish in my own ways.

0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Ah experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do that. You've inspired me. Talkbacker.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it for today.

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