Speaker 1: Always started this thing. What now I should do?
Speaker 2: Some are doing?
Speaker 1: When she's talking, she said, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Know she has the softest voice. Really sounds good.
Speaker 1: Okay, everything's working, christ I know it's so soothing. Let's
Speaker 1: get on with it. I'm getting myself march pretending to
Speaker 1: be you.
Speaker 3: All right here now I'm gonna cut your hair, eat
Speaker 3: a big Brady SPAGOI.
Speaker 2: Okay. Here's Anya in three to one the Nick Glaser Podcast.
Speaker 1: Glaser, here's Nicky.
Speaker 2: Hello, here I am. It's Nicky Glazer podcast. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. I'm Nicki Glazer. I'm here in Saint Louis, Missouri,
Speaker 2: in my studio with Taylor McGrath. She's here. What's up
Speaker 2: to a?
Speaker 3: Hey? Yo?
Speaker 1: What's the nickname?
Speaker 2: Brian Frangie is here. He's in New York?
Speaker 3: Heyo? What's up?
Speaker 2: Man? Yo? And Noah's in Arizona. I Noah, Nikki oh
Speaker 2: asmr baby. We like those. We like what's coming out
Speaker 2: of Noah's mike today. It was giving us a SMR
Speaker 2: before the show. He was such a soothing voice. I
Speaker 2: never thought that about my voice. I thought it was
Speaker 2: like gross.
Speaker 4: What you should be like a crisis explainer or like
Speaker 4: when someone's family like blows up or something, you should
Speaker 4: be like.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry on there.
Speaker 2: I thought you were told her that you should be
Speaker 2: like a christ like or like spread the word of Christ.
Speaker 1: You should be like a reason.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to tell you.
Speaker 1: But where did he go?
Speaker 3: I would have put it past an a SMR video
Speaker 3: to subtly insert messages from Christ in the video.
Speaker 2: For sure you can get.
Speaker 4: Way till your sleep, and then they start talking about it.
Speaker 4: That goes in there.
Speaker 2: You because Taylor, you listen to a SMR, right, and
Speaker 2: what do you listen to?
Speaker 4: I listened to Maria Gentle whispering my idol tapping yes,
Speaker 4: and I can't say.
Speaker 2: It shows and I think Sacramento.
Speaker 1: I think I love Yeah, she's a she's listening Maria.
Speaker 2: Is she Russian?
Speaker 1: She's Russian?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like tapping on wooden balls, especially wooden balls tapping
Speaker 4: each other, such as wooden grapes.
Speaker 2: Do you like well, I've been very vocal about what
Speaker 2: I like, but I don't like when they are intentional.
Speaker 2: I like unintentional, so I like it when it's like accidental.
Speaker 2: I don't like people trying too hard. And that's that's
Speaker 2: my only thing that I can't get into Maria gentle
Speaker 2: whispering because most of her stuff is intentional ASMR and
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 4: It's meant to be like this, but I feel like
Speaker 4: she's like Noah, and she kind of talks that way anyway.
Speaker 4: She probably does, yeah, because sometimes a lot of times
Speaker 4: she doesn't whisper. It's kind of just soft spoken and
Speaker 4: she's explaining kit right.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to a book on tape to fall
Speaker 2: asleep recently, but I'm trying to hear the book and
Speaker 2: like learn from it. It's called Letting Go by doctor Hawkins,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, it's Howkins, I think, but it's
Speaker 2: so good and it's all about it's like manifest stuff,
Speaker 2: and it's also about letting go, which is like my
Speaker 2: biggest issue in all of my life is getting in
Speaker 2: my own way and not just relaxing and letting things
Speaker 2: happen the way they happen. But it's it's the book
Speaker 2: that I keep seeing everywhere. That's like I saw it
Speaker 2: in the book subreddit of like books that change your life,
Speaker 2: and then I like, I think I down downloaded a
Speaker 2: sample at that time when I saw it, like a
Speaker 2: year ago, and then I saw it in the Manifestation
Speaker 2: subreddit of like, this is the book to follow to
Speaker 2: learn how to doredit open like one hundreds. Someone the
Speaker 2: other day asked me for a recommendation of subreds and
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't even be getting nowhere to begin.
Speaker 2: I really don't know.
Speaker 4: I turned an arrow down all the time to your favorites. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like if I if I haven't looked at it in
Speaker 4: a while, delete, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I get rid of one ones a lot too, because
Speaker 2: I just any pop culture when you follow, it's like
Speaker 2: shows you the worst of society ever. Everyone hates everyone
Speaker 2: and no one's good enough, and everyone's judgmental of everyone.
Speaker 2: It's like people who like celebrities are kind of the
Speaker 2: scum of the earth. I think people who are obsessed
Speaker 2: with they really are the worst. I'm like, I'm one
Speaker 2: of them. I love celebrity culture, but go to pop pop. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's like pop culture circle jerk. That one's like that
Speaker 2: one's wild.
Speaker 1: There's a take out their own insecurities on other Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: They you just you would think that these people that
Speaker 2: are in movies are being upheld like they're you know
Speaker 2: whoa like they're the president or something like, this is
Speaker 2: just Sydney Sweeney. She's just wearing a bikini in a
Speaker 2: movie and barely a bikini. Yeah, what do we expect
Speaker 2: of these people? But we we they're just it's not fair,
Speaker 2: but these people are so I just think they're the
Speaker 2: worst people in the world. Go look at any subreddit
Speaker 2: about celebrities and you'll see the worst people.
Speaker 4: I did look at the Eddie Vedder subreddit that probably
Speaker 4: is Eddie Vedder hot because I couldn't determine on my
Speaker 4: own from watching videos.
Speaker 2: What did you did you? What did you just do here?
Speaker 4: I liked his teeth, but like early he might have
Speaker 4: I don't know because I didn't look. I was looking
Speaker 4: up young eddiebody you know how I'm doing it, And
Speaker 4: I was looking at brob Tom. I saw someone I
Speaker 4: was like, his teeth are kind of hot, but his
Speaker 4: hair I don't hot.
Speaker 2: I think I couldn't decide is do you know Jeff
Speaker 2: Tweety from Wilco.
Speaker 1: Is he hot? I don't know what he looks like
Speaker 1: he's hot? Then probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's the hottest person that you can think of
Speaker 2: besides your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Of my favorite are? I like Crispin Glover since grade zero.
Speaker 2: And Crispin Glover. Doesn't he look like like Crispy? Like angular? Yes? Okay, sharp?
Speaker 2: And his eyelids don't his eyelids look like burn Victim's eyelids.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, I gotta look up Youngriss. Young Crisp
Speaker 1: Thomas is a good one. Jeff Goldbloom. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: forget some Crisp.
Speaker 3: That is a sharp man.
Speaker 2: He's very sharp. You like this he looks Elvin. Not
Speaker 2: that there's anything wrong with its good.
Speaker 1: He just was my first crush. Actually, Rick, this.
Speaker 2: Guy he doesn't look like he has any teeth.
Speaker 1: Well, that's old, not how he's a classic surgery. Why
Speaker 1: do you do that? Why I liked George?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm being mean. I'm being you. You participated in
Speaker 2: it too.
Speaker 3: It's fun. It's fun.
Speaker 2: People is good, but not their moral character, Like let
Speaker 2: them be bad people. We can.
Speaker 3: I think we should make fun of just how they
Speaker 3: look and nothing that they do or say.
Speaker 1: I said that just men as a joke. But I
Speaker 1: should make fun of men, not women.
Speaker 3: It's some one's fat or ugly. You should just be
Speaker 3: able to yell at them for it.
Speaker 2: That's not what people are doing on there, and I
Speaker 2: don't think you should be able to do that. That's
Speaker 2: not what I'm saying. But it's just like I I
Speaker 2: wish I could find people are just so hateful, and
Speaker 2: so I just want to see people who write these things.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to bully them. I want
Speaker 2: to do the same thing to them.
Speaker 3: I mean, how dare he go outside that's sharp and
Speaker 3: not expect to ridiculed someone he walks by that sharp face?
Speaker 3: Burn victim?
Speaker 2: No, I just well, I think crisp. Maybe I was
Speaker 2: thinking because his eyes don't look like burn and by bird,
Speaker 2: I mean like they have no eyelashes, Like that's.
Speaker 1: Why we're tossed opposite of mine, so tall.
Speaker 2: Here's here's the thing. I sound like such a bitch,
Speaker 2: but I I was only commenting on the fact that
Speaker 2: he was the hottest guy she's ever seen, Like she
Speaker 2: said he was the hottest, and so I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I'm looking holes in that. And he seems like a
Speaker 2: guy who's not listening to a podcast, and so I
Speaker 2: don't think it will get what if he don't think he's.
Speaker 4: Like bestie, Oh my god, god, if he comments, please, no.
Speaker 3: What's he doing right now?
Speaker 2: Like, what's he in. Do you know you you wouldn't
Speaker 2: even know if he knew. No, wait, but does makes
Speaker 2: sense You wouldn't even know if there was if he
Speaker 2: was in the hottest movie right now or the hottest show,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know about it.
Speaker 3: Probably pretty.
Speaker 2: So you guys about Twin Flames. Have you watched Escaping
Speaker 2: Twin Flames? Oh my god, you would love it, Taylor.
Speaker 2: It's this documentary on Netflix about this fucking idiot who
Speaker 2: started I hate him so much. I've never I've never
Speaker 2: hated him any I've never hated anyone more. I don't
Speaker 2: think of any cult doc I've ever watched. I didn't
Speaker 2: even want to watch this one, but then I just
Speaker 2: Chris and I were kind of like, had nothing else
Speaker 2: to watch. And so it's about these two just morons
Speaker 2: who aren't even smart or charismatic, who created this thing
Speaker 2: called Twin Flames University, and it's about people. It's to
Speaker 2: help find help people find their twin flame, and the
Speaker 2: university well, sorry, twin twin Flames Universe. Twin Flames are
Speaker 2: two people that are sole like. So it's another way
Speaker 2: of saying soulmate, and it's helping you find your soulmate
Speaker 2: and this guy started a bunch of other cults beforehand
Speaker 2: that didn't really work, and so you saw like the
Speaker 2: framework for what he was trying to do with this.
Speaker 2: And then he met this woman and him and she
Speaker 2: changed her name from Megan to Schialele or something Silaney, Shalaney,
Speaker 2: it's Chilele or it's not yeah, and they started a
Speaker 2: cult that is questionably a cult because but it probably is.
Speaker 2: He But anyways, all these people join and they're all
Speaker 2: just like sad women who want to find love, and
Speaker 2: they join this thing and go to these seminars and
Speaker 2: go to these zoom meanings. I mean, these people were
Speaker 2: zooming long before the pandemic. They're on zoom meetings with
Speaker 2: this idiot name for the Jeff and I hate this
Speaker 2: guy so much. Chris and I were watching it. If
Speaker 2: you've watched Twin Flames Escaping Twin Flames, you know how
Speaker 2: revolting he is. He has long hair, he thinks he's Jesus,
Speaker 2: he Jeff ion A y A N. And he thinks
Speaker 2: he looks like baby blue Starshine Wonder. He has baby
Speaker 2: blue starshind Wonder eyes. Wonder. If you've seen him, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about he has beautiful baby blue eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Guys with eyes like that are not to
Speaker 3: be trusted.
Speaker 1: No, they always under any search.
Speaker 2: I swear to god. He's not as charismatic as his
Speaker 2: face even looks like he's such. He's such a dude,
Speaker 2: bro idiot. He doesn't even speak eloquently. He's infiltrated my head.
Speaker 2: I can't even speak eloquently about how much I hate him.
Speaker 2: He just tell he yells at people. He brags constantly
Speaker 2: about like my wife. When I met her, she was
Speaker 2: sleeping on a mattress in a trailer park, and now
Speaker 2: she's looking at her. She's decked head to toe in Gucci,
Speaker 2: like and the mattress. He's telling followers this, these followers
Speaker 2: that are spending all their money on his programs and
Speaker 2: then any and then they start working for the company,
Speaker 2: and any money they make in the company, he takes
Speaker 2: fifty percent, and then they have to invest the rest
Speaker 2: of what they make into getting coaching sessions to learn
Speaker 2: how to be better coaches, to tell people find their
Speaker 2: twin flames. At one point, everyone in the group is
Speaker 2: not finding a twin flame, okay, so so he decides
Speaker 2: they're all kind of like about ready to drop out
Speaker 2: because they're like all these sad women on zoom, like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not finding my twin flame, and really, like only
Speaker 2: two other people found twin flames in the whole thing.
Speaker 1: There are men in the universe.
Speaker 2: Barely any So this is what they do. They then
Speaker 2: change the rules, which is, by the way, Chris pointed
Speaker 2: out that this is every how every religion starts. It's
Speaker 2: just two people that decide they want to fucking have power,
Speaker 2: and they trick everyone into joining them and following them,
Speaker 2: and then they start modifying the rules to fit their agenda,
Speaker 2: and they start This is what Joseph Smith did in Mormonism.
Speaker 2: He wanted the fuck younger girls. So he was like,
Speaker 2: I just got a message from God that I thirteen
Speaker 2: is the age that we should have wives, and I
Speaker 2: just don't. Oh my god, God just talked to me
Speaker 2: last night. We're supposed to have more than one wife.
Speaker 2: Like he kept adding things, acting like he talked to God.
Speaker 3: I got the Golden Plates Book of Mormon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: You didn't say, oh, well, I'm sorry I did that
Speaker 3: to you. I hate when people do that to me.
Speaker 3: But you should see book of Mormon, or at least
Speaker 3: listen to this.
Speaker 2: I totally should. I know. It's like life changing.
Speaker 3: It's the funniest musical that's ever been written, and most
Speaker 3: musicals are not fun I know.
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm not that impressed by that.
Speaker 1: It's funny at all.
Speaker 3: Great, it's the funniest poem I've ever read.
Speaker 2: And so then so he realizes that like these people
Speaker 2: are going to leave, and so then he decides, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: actually the only way you can find your twin flame
Speaker 2: is if they're in the twin Flames universe. They have
Speaker 2: to be in our Facebook group, like in our universe.
Speaker 2: They have to be part of the program. And then
Speaker 2: he gets him in chilele like do a meditation for
Speaker 2: like all night long, and they decide that they have
Speaker 2: been getting He's let now a christ kind of profit
Speaker 2: at this point, and he's been given this message that
Speaker 2: he knows who everyone's twin flame is now and so
Speaker 2: then he just puts on the list and he put
Speaker 2: and it's all of them, and but they only have
Speaker 2: too many women. So then they start making people. They go, you,
Speaker 2: you're now the man, and you're the masculine energy, and
Speaker 2: you need a transition. You don't need to, but you
Speaker 2: know what you need to do, like you need to.
Speaker 2: So two of them get top surgery. It like forces
Speaker 2: people to come trainers. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 2: should have spoiler our alert. Hold on, we should put
Speaker 2: in and.
Speaker 1: I'll put it in to watch it.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't. I hate this guy, so I've never hated
Speaker 2: anyone more in my life. What about I'm looking him up.
Speaker 2: Twin Flanes Universe is still active. Most of these people
Speaker 2: have only dropped out in twenty twenty one. That are
Speaker 2: like talking shit on the show, that are like coming
Speaker 2: out with it. This idiot gave all of the hard
Speaker 2: drive with all of their videos, every fucking Zoom meeting
Speaker 2: they ever did, every like personal seminar they ever did,
Speaker 2: any YouTube video they ever did. It's all in this
Speaker 2: hard drive. So the documentary has tons of footage, which
Speaker 2: normally documentaries don't have so much footage of all their meetings.
Speaker 2: And I look up this guy's on Instagram. They have
Speaker 2: a kid now, which I think is just disgusting. They're
Speaker 2: just they are they They convince themselves that their child
Speaker 2: is the next is a is almost like a prophet,
Speaker 2: like they are and that their child will never have
Speaker 2: sex with anyone. The child will only have sex with God,
Speaker 2: and it's like it's it's self contained celestial being, and
Speaker 2: that this daughter named Grace. Luckily they lost that child
Speaker 2: because that girl, I think she heard the plans going
Speaker 2: on and was like, I'm out of here. So that
Speaker 2: was an uptime. Well, they announced her pregnancy and then
Speaker 2: they built a nursery and wrote amazing Grace everywhere, and
Speaker 2: they kept talking about how our daughter's not gonna have
Speaker 2: sex with anyone. She's gonna be a self contained celestial
Speaker 2: sex being that only has sex with God. I mean
Speaker 2: they're talking about this, but are like a girl in utero,
Speaker 2: and so I think that baby was like I'm piecing out.
Speaker 2: And so that baby went jumped another womb to another
Speaker 2: soul was gone. And I when I heard baby, I
Speaker 2: was like, that's the luckiest fucking baby to ever duck
Speaker 2: out of whatever it's going to be born into. But
Speaker 2: then she's pregnant. Then I go to their fucking instagram.
Speaker 2: She has a baby. Now, got God help that child.
Speaker 2: This These two are such fucking nuts. Then, Okay, the
Speaker 2: funniest part. I'm so sorry for these spoilers. But waits again. Okay,
Speaker 2: So then I'm on Twin Flames Universe and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I find Jeff's like, you know, his account, and he
Speaker 2: only has like seven three to seven thousand followers.
Speaker 1: After the show. Yeah, he probably got half of them
Speaker 1: from the show.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone would follow him after the show.
Speaker 2: You're such a fucking mora to fall for this and
Speaker 2: then to fall for it after the show. You are
Speaker 2: one of the biggest morons on the planet. Like, I
Speaker 2: kind of hate you, and I think that you deserve
Speaker 2: everything you got if you fall You're one of the
Speaker 2: dumbest people. If you fall for Twin Flames Universe, you,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for whatever happened to you to make
Speaker 2: you so fucking stupid. So they don't feel bad for
Speaker 2: the women who signed up for this, because really, because
Speaker 2: I don't believe in free will, and I believe they
Speaker 2: were born with dumb brains and bad parents and a
Speaker 2: bad situation that made them fall for this. So I
Speaker 2: kind of feel bad for the situation that they were
Speaker 2: born into. But it is truly like, you have to
Speaker 2: be the biggest idiot to fall for this, and the
Speaker 2: like it's and one of the girls is a like
Speaker 2: molecular scientist, so she's not an idiot. And she's even admitting, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to me, just desperate for love.
Speaker 2: But this guy is there's no charisma coming off with
Speaker 2: this guy. This guy is such an idiot, and I
Speaker 2: fall for a charismaan I wanted to. I wrote a
Speaker 2: message to him and I wrote you are evil in
Speaker 2: all caps because I hate him so much. He's the
Speaker 2: worst person ever. And Chris was like, do not send
Speaker 2: him that, and I was like, I need him to
Speaker 2: know I hate him. I need him to do it,
Speaker 2: and Chris is like, please don't do that. He's going
Speaker 2: to use it. He is going to use it. He's
Speaker 2: going to use it to like strengthen his hold over
Speaker 2: these people. He's going to say, now the celebrities have
Speaker 2: like or like, he's going to use it in some way.
Speaker 2: This guy over everything.
Speaker 3: If you manifesting, then he's going to take that and
Speaker 3: he's going to try to manage fest stuff against you.
Speaker 1: He's going to make sure you get a twin flame,
Speaker 1: but it's going to be from hell.
Speaker 2: I didn't send it, but let me just say I
Speaker 2: wanted to. I hate this guy. More than I've literally
Speaker 2: ever hated anyone. He's up there with I don't even
Speaker 2: want to say this, but here's.
Speaker 3: A there's a work should read. Letting go.
Speaker 2: I know I'm trying to anyone else. I want to
Speaker 2: know if anyone else who watched this show hated him with.
Speaker 3: I just look at it. He exudes evil.
Speaker 2: Gross, he's disgusting. He's a bad person. He is so materialistic.
Speaker 2: All he talks about is oh, and then so I'll
Speaker 2: finish this up spoiler alert. His you see like the
Speaker 2: people in the group talking about their experience in it,
Speaker 2: and you see them like before they got in it,
Speaker 2: and pictures of them like early on in the group,
Speaker 2: and then you look at them now doing the documentary,
Speaker 2: and they've all they're all at least fifty pounds heavier,
Speaker 2: Like it's like a huge They've a lot. I would
Speaker 2: say almost all of them, all the women have gained
Speaker 2: a significant amount of weight since they entered. And Chris
Speaker 2: made a joke while we were watching it. He was like,
Speaker 2: did Twin Flames Universe like is did they like? Are
Speaker 2: they like a hot dog company? To Okay, So he
Speaker 2: just said some joke like that because we started noticing
Speaker 2: like they all have gained a significant amount of wait
Speaker 2: in a short amount of time. Then cut to twin flames.
Speaker 2: Universe did start. He started another company called Divine Foods
Speaker 2: or some bullshit like that, where it's God, God is God,
Speaker 2: what God wants you to eat. And he gets the
Speaker 2: chef Joey to help him make all these foods and
Speaker 2: it's all the most fattening. One of them is a
Speaker 2: hot dog in a rap And so we were laughing
Speaker 2: so hard because one of the Divine foods was a
Speaker 2: hot dog and everyone this girl and he makes you
Speaker 2: get the food plan and you have to make it yourself,
Speaker 2: and you were eating like a lumberjack every day. And
Speaker 2: so all these women gain a crazy amount of weight
Speaker 2: because because this is what do and a lot of
Speaker 2: times relations to get fat. So they aren't desirable to
Speaker 2: anyone else and they're stuck with their twin flame.
Speaker 4: But then if he doesn't get if they are undesirable
Speaker 4: and they don't get a twin flame, then they're likely
Speaker 4: to leave because they didn't get what they're going on.
Speaker 2: Well, they if you get makes someone vulnerable and feel
Speaker 2: unattractive and like like like make them gain a bunch
Speaker 2: of weight. They're gonna be feel they're gonna have less
Speaker 2: self esteem, and they're gonna stay. Yeah, is how these
Speaker 2: people kind of think. And I because I've had friends
Speaker 2: before whose boyfriends want to get them really fat, and
Speaker 2: I swear to God it's because they and they they
Speaker 2: make it like, oh, I'm attracted to women who are bigger,
Speaker 2: which is a thing. I'm not saying if you're bigger,
Speaker 2: no one's attracted to you. I'm just saying this is
Speaker 2: a thing that I've noticed from abusive boyfriends, so that
Speaker 2: their partner will not leave them and will not be
Speaker 2: attractive to anyone else. In their mind, that's what they.
Speaker 4: Think, where they like make you lose weight, or they're like,
Speaker 4: don't wear makeup, or like you should wear baggy clothing right,
Speaker 4: and like shape you're just mine dressed?
Speaker 3: Nicky on the Spot. Who is hotter? Jeff from Twin Flames, Crispin.
Speaker 1: Don't You Dare?
Speaker 2: Christy Glover is so much hotter. But Jeff is not
Speaker 2: a bad looking guy. He looks like Frankie Munez when
Speaker 2: he cuts his hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's not, He's baby.
Speaker 2: He looks like let me show you a picture of
Speaker 2: him and you tell me if it's not Baby Blues.
Speaker 2: There was a guy in our high school who we
Speaker 2: called Baby Blue Stars on Wonder because his eyes. No,
Speaker 2: that's not like a picture of him. That's his wife though,
Speaker 2: that's current. Oh god, I hate him so much.
Speaker 1: He looks like everyone in the world.
Speaker 3: Frankie Munez looks he has kind eyes because he has
Speaker 3: blue eyes, like, he doesn't look like.
Speaker 2: He looks exactly like Frankie. And one of the shots
Speaker 2: in the show, you'll see.
Speaker 3: He looks like Jeff to me, that that picture.
Speaker 2: And that didn't look like Jeff to me, that's not
Speaker 2: the Jeffy Jesus by Yeah, Jeff is evil Jesus, and
Speaker 2: he compares himself to Jesus. He shows a picture of Jesus.
Speaker 2: He's like, on these zooms with these poor people who
Speaker 2: are so bored o their fucking mind on these zooms,
Speaker 2: and he's like, look at this picture of Jesus. Tell
Speaker 2: me that's not me. Look at me, and look he's
Speaker 2: this is baby Blue Stars or whatever. He's the worst,
Speaker 2: and his hair is always either longer kind of long.
Speaker 2: I just I hate him. If you're watching, Jeff, you're
Speaker 2: the worst person in the world. You're truly scums. So
Speaker 2: there's no redeeming for you. You're the You're so far from Jesus.
Speaker 2: You're the worst person. Stay out of my life, stay
Speaker 2: off my TV. I don't want to see any more
Speaker 2: about you. That's yet. Okay, let's go to break and
Speaker 2: come back and beoble. Pause. I'm gonna let it go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let Jeff go. Chilele, get out and get
Speaker 2: out of that Chilele, you're also terrible too, but uh yeah,
Speaker 2: get out of there if you can save yourself and Jeff,
Speaker 2: you know it's not your fault. You were born with
Speaker 2: some fucking narcissist, crazy parents. Your brain is fucked, man,
Speaker 2: your brain is different than people's. You didn't choose it.
Speaker 2: If I were you, i'd be a cult leader too.
Speaker 2: But you're a sick bitch, and we'll be back after
Speaker 2: I have compassion for I'm sorry, Jeff might go. They go, Okay,
Speaker 2: we're back. I've escaped escaping twin flames. I'm not nna
Speaker 2: talking about it anymore. But Chris was really on me, like,
Speaker 2: do not write him?
Speaker 1: I think you should have no maybe not. You're evil
Speaker 1: just like you're an.
Speaker 2: He said, I could talk about it on the podcast.
Speaker 5: Probably the kind of guy who loves any kind of attention,
Speaker 5: So the fact that he's getting your.
Speaker 1: Saying negative stuff is not gonna work.
Speaker 4: I know if you say, like, I feel sorry for you, that.
Speaker 1: Would be a narcissistic injury to him.
Speaker 4: And I do feel sorry for him, then say that,
Speaker 4: because that would make him like, man, I feel actually, I.
Speaker 2: Feel sorry for anyone who knows you. I feel like
Speaker 2: you're gonna it's gonna end really badly for you. You're
Speaker 2: going to eventually push this until you do. You're gonna
Speaker 2: get caught. You're gonna end up in prison with Keith Ranieri.
Speaker 2: You know how it's gonna go. How he gets busted
Speaker 2: and how he loses most of his spoiler alert how
Speaker 2: he people start dropping off is that he watches the
Speaker 2: Keith Ranieri doc The Nixieum, and he makes everyone in
Speaker 2: his in the fucking Twin Flames universe watch it, and
Speaker 2: then he goes write a book report on why I'm
Speaker 2: not a cult leader after you watch this and do
Speaker 2: all your research, and they all do research and they're like,
Speaker 2: we think you are, and then he makes them go
Speaker 2: in a twenty four hour zoom with him before they
Speaker 2: he breaks them down to make them think he's not.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 3: What an idiot? What an insecurity weird? Just giving them
Speaker 3: the path to his own down.
Speaker 2: And he wears the worst clothes too. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: where like following a cult leader who wears a shirt
Speaker 2: that has like a hair brush with an X through it,
Speaker 2: Like I don't crush my hair. Yeah, don't care, all right, Taylor,
Speaker 2: Taylor's going to the dentist suit and she's scared.
Speaker 3: Oh god, don't talk to me about that.
Speaker 2: I know. Well she's not having no no crying. Don't
Speaker 2: do this, Star Taylor, if you don't know, is mostly
Speaker 2: scared of the sucky thing.
Speaker 3: Well, the sucky thing is nothing.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh you have to do it.
Speaker 5: Just start sucked and then it like your fears will
Speaker 5: be over. Just just let it happen. Like what have
Speaker 5: you ever had the sucking thing of?
Speaker 3: You recognize that fear?
Speaker 4: Right, it's not a fear if it was a fear
Speaker 4: of beer, rashal, it's it's just disgusting.
Speaker 1: It make I have.
Speaker 4: A gag and.
Speaker 5: I have a new thing that I'm disgusted by. That's
Speaker 5: really odd. Oh what I wanted to share. It makes
Speaker 5: Taylor feel better. So the other day I was asking
Speaker 5: Avi why some ball guys have a shiny head and
Speaker 5: some of them it's like Matt right, No, no.
Speaker 2: I don't like this already.
Speaker 1: Wait, why I'm not gonna have a matte head now?
Speaker 5: I was just curious, like why some tops of heads
Speaker 5: look like shiny bowling balls and other guys can't get
Speaker 5: it even though like there's no hair, it's not like
Speaker 5: it's just trimmed like all the way down. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: just like cut that. Yeah, some of this, Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: just like like flat. And so we were talking about
Speaker 5: like different shaving techniques and I realized that I can
Speaker 5: even like think about it right now to say it.
Speaker 5: I cannot think of someone taking like a big plastic
Speaker 5: razor and shaving their hair like long hair.
Speaker 2: I can't even stand it. It grosses me out so much.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't shave your long hair. You have to
Speaker 3: take a buzzer and buzz it, like have a buzz cut,
Speaker 3: and then when it's very short, then you shave it.
Speaker 4: That Still you could could I have with my thinking
Speaker 4: about even like taking a thing and shaving your eyebrow backwards?
Speaker 2: Wait, why are we what okay, what's disgusting me as well.
Speaker 2: By the way, sometimes when I'm in the shower, I
Speaker 2: will be holding my razor and like done with my
Speaker 2: legs and I'll just like, you know, like move my
Speaker 2: hair out of the way or something, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got so close to just go.
Speaker 4: Like like real quick, I get so close to scraping
Speaker 4: my own eye out with kind.
Speaker 2: I will not say what discussed me, but I'm also
Speaker 2: having those thoughts about hair and like the men, I
Speaker 2: didn want you even go in.
Speaker 1: It's wet and plus hair is the wetness.
Speaker 4: I like wetness, wetness and the hair combined like shaving.
Speaker 2: And not trick a tillomy. It'said them. You know how
Speaker 2: you hate little holes? What are they all when they're
Speaker 2: all together?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called four.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, those those are symmetrical holes. These are
Speaker 2: holes that are all different sizes like little like uh
Speaker 2: almost look like little eggs. Oh, I forget what It's
Speaker 2: called phobia tripophobia. My mom has it, my sister has it,
Speaker 2: I have it. Most people have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not a phobia.
Speaker 2: Well it's not, but some people are totally folk.
Speaker 1: So did you know.
Speaker 4: That it was invented in twenty ten. No one ever
Speaker 4: spoke of it, and then it became viral on Facebook so.
Speaker 3: Well because it was used frequently for ads for you
Speaker 3: to click on ads like yes website. It attracted people's
Speaker 3: attention because there was some kind of disgust.
Speaker 2: Well, because it looks like rotting flesh, and so it
Speaker 2: should be disgusting to us when you see a bunch
Speaker 2: of little holes, it looks like. That's why I.
Speaker 1: Like rotting flesh.
Speaker 4: The stuff that is in whatever the sucker puts the
Speaker 4: stuff in, the sucker takes the stuff, and where does
Speaker 4: it go?
Speaker 1: And a rotting flesh pit somewhere?
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you worried about? Yeah, it just goes
Speaker 2: into the same.
Speaker 4: Tic and then it goes down and it's in the
Speaker 4: drain altogether with the other you care about.
Speaker 3: Poop everyone, I don't like. It's just and guess what.
Speaker 3: Guess what. It all goes down to the sewer, and
Speaker 3: then it goes to a water treatment plant, gets filtered,
Speaker 3: and then you wind up showering with that same water
Speaker 3: and brushing your cheap water that that water that you're spitting.
Speaker 3: This is because the way society.
Speaker 1: Work to turn I just went like.
Speaker 2: Well, Taylor, when Taylor like cleans my uh like straightens
Speaker 2: up for me and unpacks for me. And yesterday you
Speaker 2: like emptied my trash bins that have like tampons and
Speaker 2: like band aids, Like, how do you handle that?
Speaker 4: I didn't see a band aid. If I would have,
Speaker 4: I would have been you don't, you don't. I don't
Speaker 4: touch the trash. I put it totally within the bag.
Speaker 2: And then you flip it and got it. Okay, okay, yes.
Speaker 3: From Twin Flames takes a dump and his toilet washes
Speaker 3: it and that same water that he pooped in gets
Speaker 3: filtered through.
Speaker 2: This is not good.
Speaker 3: You wind up putting it in your water glass.
Speaker 1: What do you just like everything or something?
Speaker 2: Come on, Brian has phobias?
Speaker 3: What my phobe? Yeah, give me a minute to think
Speaker 3: about talk about money.
Speaker 2: My bobes are air shows, planes flying too close to
Speaker 2: each other, okay, seat belts and when a truck drives
Speaker 2: under one of them.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And big buses and people not wearing seat
Speaker 4: belts and then because they bounce around and kill your body.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't mind that bus because I'm not
Speaker 2: going on a bus. But if I was on a bus.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be worried about.
Speaker 1: Bus when in Mexico and you.
Speaker 4: Want to wear the seat belt, Yeah, don't because she
Speaker 4: doesn't want our bid almost started crying.
Speaker 2: Well that's my well, that's my new thing for it.
Speaker 2: Because Chris will go, I don't care about dying from
Speaker 2: flying out of my seat. I'm like, well, okay, you
Speaker 2: care about you don't care about yourself, then what then
Speaker 2: it will hurt me, So now do it for me, or.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to be sad when he dies? What
Speaker 1: about that one?
Speaker 2: He doesn't, Yeah, he doesn't say to think about that.
Speaker 2: I'm always like, if you die everyone you love, who
Speaker 2: you are protecting all the time, You're yeah, we're going
Speaker 2: to be all so sad and it's so embarrassing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: if you die from flying out of a car because
Speaker 2: you weren't wearing your seatbelt, no, Like it's it's like
Speaker 2: almost like dying of lung cancer when you smoke your
Speaker 2: whole life. Like people are sad, but they're kind of like,
Speaker 2: we do see this coming. Like it's an embarrassing wear
Speaker 2: your fucking seat belt. It's so crazy that people don't
Speaker 2: do it, like to look cool.
Speaker 3: He just doesn't What is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He just doesn't. He doesn't think to I.
Speaker 4: Don't wear it if I'm going like three because mine's
Speaker 4: hard to get too.
Speaker 2: Well, that makes sense three blocks because you're not going
Speaker 2: to get in a high speed crash. But someone might
Speaker 2: be high speed crashing into you. You don't know if you're.
Speaker 3: That's what they always say in fast I say, it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter if you're a good driver, it's you got
Speaker 3: to watch out for all the other drivers.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so what's your fobe? Did you have time
Speaker 2: to think of it?
Speaker 3: Gigantic pine cones in Culver City that will fall on you. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've said this on the podcast before, but Culver City
Speaker 3: has these monstrous grenade like pine cones. I've seen them
Speaker 3: fall onto cars and dent their hoods, and I just
Speaker 3: don't understand why any it would kill you instantly. I
Speaker 3: don't understand any because it's rare to get hit by
Speaker 3: a pine I look at the statistics, it's very rare.
Speaker 2: You googled it like Crispin Glover.
Speaker 3: I googled it like Crispin. There's some a tree in
Speaker 3: Australia that has gigantic pine cones also, and that does
Speaker 3: kill like a few people every year if they god.
Speaker 3: But also falling tree branches and stuff like that can
Speaker 3: kill you too. It's not just the pine cones. If
Speaker 3: you're camping or something, you always got to look up
Speaker 3: at the trees before you set your tent down, because
Speaker 3: if there's any sort of damage, that tree branch could
Speaker 3: fall on your tent overnight and kill you. And I
Speaker 3: actually have a friend who died, not a friend, but
Speaker 3: a guy I knew who died because a tree fell
Speaker 3: on him and his family.
Speaker 2: I was looking at brand in the other night, or
Speaker 2: I guess I came.
Speaker 3: Across, but I forget about that.
Speaker 2: I don't care about it. I'm so lucky. I'm not
Speaker 2: worried about it because it's you can't do fucking anything.
Speaker 2: I hope I go in. I don't want to die
Speaker 2: in that way, but I hope if I When you're
Speaker 2: going away, it's a similar way of that where it's
Speaker 2: like you I know someone's gonna write and be like
Speaker 2: I've had a brain durism and they hurt a lot,
Speaker 2: but like I feel like it's pretty quick and I
Speaker 2: know that we're.
Speaker 3: If you survive it, that's your worst nightmare, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Then you know you have you're mentally incapacitated in some way.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah no.
Speaker 3: I think that's what Perry died from.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind a break. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: It's not a break, it's just an insane amount of Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, it would be horrible.
Speaker 3: But you could have an aneurysm. You won't be able
Speaker 3: to use your left arm forever.
Speaker 2: You know. God. Well, the other night, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I was on my balcony and I'm I live on
Speaker 2: a very high floor up like you would not No
Speaker 2: one would survive a fall from the floor. I'm on,
Speaker 2: I'm it's like above. How how many floors do you
Speaker 2: think is like death zone? Probably six, and it could
Speaker 2: be like three, or you could be freaking fifteen. My
Speaker 2: dad fell off a roof, a.
Speaker 1: Four story roof and survived.
Speaker 3: Wow on concrete?
Speaker 1: Did he break his back?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, but he survived. He was I think
Speaker 2: sixteen or something, but I think it was four stories.
Speaker 2: I gotta get that story straight before he dies, because
Speaker 2: it'll be sad for me to not be able to
Speaker 2: retell it. But I think three stories. Let me say three.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the other night, I was out on my
Speaker 2: balcony taken in the scene, and I bent over to
Speaker 2: like k pick up something, and I was holding a
Speaker 2: water bottle that didn't have a cap on it, and
Speaker 2: so the water came pouring out of the water bottle.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't see it. I just heard it, and
Speaker 2: it sounded like a rodent or something like. The splash
Speaker 2: sounded like and it startled me in a way that
Speaker 2: I like kind of stepped in a way not even
Speaker 2: close to like falling off, but like a more water
Speaker 2: or if it would have been hot or something like,
Speaker 2: I would have reacted in a way that I would
Speaker 2: have like could have tumbled and like fallen over the
Speaker 2: like it was. So it was one of those moments
Speaker 2: where I was just like I could have fucking died
Speaker 2: if you know, just a freak accident. There's things a freak.
Speaker 3: Accident that would have been called a suicide too, because
Speaker 3: there's no one percent, no one would be able to
Speaker 3: assess that together paste on the water falling here, it.
Speaker 2: Would have been dry by then. Yeah, I promise you
Speaker 2: I will not kill myself without leaving a note. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: So if I don't leave, I'm definitely murdered, or it
Speaker 2: was an accident, okay, because that is just insane to
Speaker 2: not leave a note. You gotta leave it. It's probably
Speaker 2: it was probably Oh my god, Jeff, after what I've
Speaker 2: just said about him, he's coming after me. That guy's
Speaker 2: scary his guns, I know it. But yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Can I say something about the sucky thing?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Please? Potential solution. Yeah, you might be able to get
Speaker 3: away with telling the dentist to just put cotton in
Speaker 3: your mouth like swabs in your mouth to absorb the saliva.
Speaker 3: The whole point of the sucky thing is just to
Speaker 3: get rid of liquid when they're working on you, So
Speaker 3: they might be able to just absorb it. Because they've
Speaker 3: done that to me before.
Speaker 2: You should tell them the sucky thing. You have a
Speaker 2: phobia reflex biting every time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't want to bite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cotton is the thing. You guys don't like.
Speaker 1: Either, but it could go in the side.
Speaker 2: Tell me that under your tongue. Yea.
Speaker 4: Every time I go to the dentist or anywhere because
Speaker 4: I have OCD, it's really annoying. So I always have
Speaker 4: to have all these like I'm so particular sorry, can
Speaker 4: I couldn't do something at the chiropractory yesterday? Because everything
Speaker 4: has to be symmetrical. They put these things on the
Speaker 4: kind of electrocute you to like relax your muscles, but
Speaker 4: your face has.
Speaker 1: To be down.
Speaker 4: And when they put them on sometimes they're a little off,
Speaker 4: and then I just set their tents as hell the
Speaker 4: whole time.
Speaker 1: So I'm not relaxing.
Speaker 2: Because they're not symmetrical.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So but when I tell people like can I just
Speaker 4: not do that? Then they just get so weird and
Speaker 4: like why why? And then I have to be like
Speaker 4: because I'm mentally ill, and then they act like I'm
Speaker 4: care they act like I'm so caite, like.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be like, uh, just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm special, yeah, yeah, impressed.
Speaker 2: I just say I have OCD, and I think that
Speaker 2: medical professionals have to kind of honor that. And if
Speaker 2: they do think your cub, isn't it better than them thinking.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they do something go oh, come on and do
Speaker 4: it more like as a joke god, or that happens
Speaker 4: pretty or they'll just be like, nah, I'm a nice
Speaker 4: stents or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's not about it's it makes me. I'm gonna be gagging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't understand. It's like, yeah, I bet people
Speaker 2: do that to you all the time because O c
Speaker 2: D generally seems like such small things to anyone else,
Speaker 2: like oh what am I this this light? If I
Speaker 2: do this a bunch, it's gonna bother you, and people
Speaker 2: are like no, or like yeah.
Speaker 3: It really is fascinating how there are certain afflictions that
Speaker 3: people take seriously and certain ones that don't. Like with
Speaker 3: the light flashing thing, if you had epilepsy and you
Speaker 3: said I have epilepsy, then they'd be like, oh, I'll
Speaker 3: turn off all the lights. But if you say I
Speaker 3: have OCD and you do the same exact thing.
Speaker 2: You're weird.
Speaker 3: Or if you have electromagnetic hypersensitivities or something like that. Basically,
Speaker 3: if it's mental, if it's considered mental, it is not respected.
Speaker 3: And if it's considered physical biological totally, all you have
Speaker 3: to do is vomit and seize and then they'll respect
Speaker 3: you that condition.
Speaker 2: The other night, I was feeling like just my head
Speaker 2: felt like a balloon, like it felt like attached to
Speaker 2: my head, and it was just like I just couldn't think,
Speaker 2: and I was just like I felt like I man,
Speaker 2: this should be physically showing up on me in some
Speaker 2: way like I wish. I was like, Chris, will you
Speaker 2: feel my heart and see if it's hot? He was
Speaker 2: like it's not. I was like, god fucking damn it,
Speaker 2: Like because I I wanted to get out of something
Speaker 2: and I just really wanted sorry, some kind of.
Speaker 1: I can't come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted some kind of symptom. I wanted to
Speaker 2: I wanted to be hot. I wanted to have sniffles.
Speaker 2: I wanted some kind of cough so that someone will
Speaker 2: justify it and so that it doesn't seem like I'm
Speaker 2: just crazy.
Speaker 4: I just say I have cramps or I don't feel good,
Speaker 4: and it's really like something is asymmetrical in my clothing.
Speaker 2: No wait, really, like what do you mean it's symmetrical
Speaker 2: in your clothing? Like you can't go out because like
Speaker 2: you're geah, gotta be.
Speaker 4: Very overwhelmed by something like I'll tell you an example.
Speaker 4: The other day, I was making my bed and putting
Speaker 4: the duvet and the duvet cover.
Speaker 1: But the douve cover is too.
Speaker 4: Big plausets linen, so it had like the hanging ball
Speaker 4: sacks of skin hanging and it wouldn't get symmetrical, and
Speaker 4: I just flipped out. It was like crying, y perventilating
Speaker 4: and going the ball skin.
Speaker 6: My boyfriend was like, oh my god. And I had
Speaker 6: like a moment of clarity where it was like, seriously,
Speaker 6: this is absurd. And then like I touched something with
Speaker 6: one foot harder than the other, so I had to
Speaker 6: correct it.
Speaker 1: Then I just like I got in the shower.
Speaker 4: Which I also hate, but everything like was better because
Speaker 4: I had the realization of how ridiculous the ball skin.
Speaker 2: Letting go, the letting go thing might help you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the shower made it better because I don't like showers,
Speaker 4: so it was kind of like an exposure.
Speaker 1: But also I was going to wash off the balls.
Speaker 2: O my god too.
Speaker 3: That's Larry David's solution. He said that in New York
Speaker 3: Times articles, just if you're having a problem, to try
Speaker 3: taking a shower. Have you taken a shower, and then
Speaker 3: usually your problem goes away or if it seems work
Speaker 3: less bad.
Speaker 2: My showers are only like ninety seconds long, too, and
Speaker 2: so do.
Speaker 3: You gotta take longer luxurious showers that would make a
Speaker 3: you know, a third world country weep.
Speaker 2: That's why I always feel bad in them. Because I
Speaker 2: always end up thinking about those third world countries and
Speaker 2: how lucky I am and how privileged I am, and yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't relax.
Speaker 3: But you have to think about it in terms of, well, okay,
Speaker 3: so here's something to make you feel better about the water.
Speaker 3: So like, for example, this year in California, we had
Speaker 3: too much water because of all the rain, too much water,
Speaker 3: so so much water that we could it was coming
Speaker 3: down so fast that we couldn't fill up our reservoirs
Speaker 3: with it because we'd just go drain into the ocean.
Speaker 3: And it would be nice if we had better mechanisms
Speaker 3: for collecting the water blah blah blah water. But during
Speaker 3: that time, it was basically like if you didn't use
Speaker 3: the water, it would just drain into the ocean. So
Speaker 3: it was it wasn't like you're wasting water. It was
Speaker 3: just like use it or lose it. And that can
Speaker 3: sometimes happen in America when it's not a drought. When
Speaker 3: we're not in a mega drought, frequently we have excess
Speaker 3: water and if it's a rainy season and you just
Speaker 3: got to use it or else it goes into the ocean.
Speaker 3: Our real problem is that we don't have enough methods
Speaker 3: for collecting the rain water that's falling.
Speaker 1: The sucker could happen.
Speaker 3: We got too much water.
Speaker 1: If you get a huge harper.
Speaker 3: B get yeah, yeah, sucker, sucker.
Speaker 2: When is when are we gonna start feeling? When is
Speaker 2: it all going to end where we're like we have
Speaker 2: no water.
Speaker 3: And well it already it was. It's like it's sick
Speaker 3: like it was. Basically, we were in a mega drought
Speaker 3: and we didn't have any water, and if you did
Speaker 3: take luxurious long showers, then then you were an asshole
Speaker 3: because Lake Mead was quickly depleting, and then people aren't
Speaker 3: gonna have enough water to drink, and then we have
Speaker 3: to stop the water coming down, and then Mexico wouldn't
Speaker 3: get any water because color of River goes all the
Speaker 3: way down to the Rio Grande and down that's where
Speaker 3: Mexico get their water.
Speaker 2: Too. Stressed out watching football games when they're on TV
Speaker 2: because I just can't stand. I think a phobia of
Speaker 2: mine is huge groups of people, and I think about
Speaker 2: all the underwear they're wearing, and all the like cups
Speaker 2: they're using, and all like the dumb face paint that
Speaker 2: they have on, or like the dumb jersey they bought
Speaker 2: just for that day, And I just think of it
Speaker 2: in a landfill, and I think of that one stadium
Speaker 2: has just created a giant all of the No one's
Speaker 2: going to be wearing anything they're wearing that day within
Speaker 2: like two years. So within two years, everything that is
Speaker 2: being worn in that stadium will be in a pile.
Speaker 2: And it stresses me the fuck out. Same with mals,
Speaker 2: like cruise ships.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, cruise ships, they just create waste and
Speaker 3: then they literally.
Speaker 2: Just dump giving decorations, Christmas decorations. Just I see it
Speaker 2: all just like in a landfill, and it just like
Speaker 2: even in this room, I see a bunch of landfill shit,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's filled with like for over twenty one
Speaker 4: or whatever is the new thing now, like so many clothes.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 3: The human race is a disease upon this earth that
Speaker 3: only knows how to consume.
Speaker 2: Right, true, yeah, and but what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: What can you do?
Speaker 3: A good time? You do anything about it?
Speaker 2: Find your reusable bags you like anymore? So that would
Speaker 2: be great, But you have to buy.
Speaker 1: Why you gotta shrink and wrinkle?
Speaker 3: Call a Republican just do the right thing. Do you
Speaker 3: want to have a good time or not You're gonna
Speaker 3: die anyway.
Speaker 2: It's just such a good thing.
Speaker 3: Who cares well?
Speaker 2: You want to be compassionate while you're here a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's why we gave about anybody.
Speaker 2: I know they're kind of living the right way. Just greedy, greedy.
Speaker 3: You know, we're doing enough. We are doing enough. And
Speaker 3: it's like we're not going to go and club baby seals.
Speaker 3: And we do want to support the environment or whatever
Speaker 3: with this, but we are.
Speaker 2: Clubbing baby seals the way we eat. We're kind instantly
Speaker 2: clubbing poor animals that we would never in a million
Speaker 2: years do with our bare hands, but we let someone
Speaker 2: else do it for us and put it on a
Speaker 2: bottle exactly.
Speaker 3: Clubbing baby seals.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're club animals. All animals are being clubbed.
Speaker 3: And vegans, so you deserve the right to not give
Speaker 3: a shit about climate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: If you do one thing, then you can relax thing.
Speaker 3: Really really, it's not about what you do. It's I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about what you do. I'm saying, donate to
Speaker 3: all the charities, become a vegan, support climate change research,
Speaker 3: it's your mentality. Change your mentality to just not to
Speaker 3: not care and have a good time sing things like
Speaker 3: take a shower.
Speaker 2: It's like, whatever, I've changed my mentality to know news.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not reading. My dad trying to tell
Speaker 2: me about some shit about people somewhere trying to survive
Speaker 2: and what they're doing to get water and food, and
Speaker 2: it was so fucking depressing. The other night, when my
Speaker 2: sister was tossing a salad, we were all in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: my dad like telling us what he heard on the news,
Speaker 2: and we were like, EJ, why would you share that.
Speaker 2: We can't do anything about it right now? What are
Speaker 2: we supposed to do? And so we just told him
Speaker 2: to shut up, and I said that I can't handle
Speaker 2: bad news right and my dad's was Then he sends
Speaker 2: me articles that there we really can turn things around
Speaker 2: with quimate change. There's still time, which there's fucking not
Speaker 2: and I think we all know it.
Speaker 3: Age well, we can't turn things around, but we can.
Speaker 3: We're not going to necessarily end the planet if we
Speaker 3: do things now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, But why.
Speaker 3: Are you suffering? Like your take your you're worrying about
Speaker 3: your showers and there's all these boomers in Florida who
Speaker 3: they're not worried about their need.
Speaker 2: To do their part, and and I can. I can
Speaker 2: feel I just because I feel better caring about other
Speaker 2: people and being globally conscious.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm just saying the owner.
Speaker 2: Constantly, So I'm not yeah, ZV cans Actually, cans are bands.
Speaker 2: Cans are got to be better than plan.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna Also, we're not gonna be able to
Speaker 3: do anything. Like even if you recycle every can you've
Speaker 3: ever had, those are just gonna get thrown in the
Speaker 3: landfill anyway, because China doesn't want our recyclables anymore. We're
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to make any real change.
Speaker 2: Orst for his birthday the other night, I think he's
Speaker 2: obsessed with construction and like, like his favorite book is
Speaker 2: about concrete mixers. Like he just loves any kind of
Speaker 2: construction things. So he got a recycling truck the other night,
Speaker 2: and he he came up to us. He was messing
Speaker 2: around with stuff and he undid all this tape is
Speaker 2: double sided tape, and he just like undid a bunch
Speaker 2: of it and swirled in his hands and then came
Speaker 2: up to his mom and was just like look, and
Speaker 2: she was like, wow, look at what you did. He
Speaker 2: just wasted like a whole roll of tape, right, and
Speaker 2: so we're like, wow, look at that, and we go,
Speaker 2: put it in your recycling truck, go recycle it. And
Speaker 2: so then we go. He goes and puts it in
Speaker 2: and I go, and then it's gonna go to the
Speaker 2: I go, does that that that recycling truck just goes
Speaker 2: to the landfill? Right, like like they all do it
Speaker 2: and they're like, yes, of course it does. And so
Speaker 2: but he couldn't get it off his hands. He was
Speaker 2: freaking out because it was double sided, and he was
Speaker 2: just like, I can't get it off. Babies are so stupid.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be in Twin Flames universe.
Speaker 4: He's so desirable twin Flame I know.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll be back after this. All right, we're back. Noah,
Speaker 2: are you still watching f Boy Island?
Speaker 5: I am, okay, So I keep it one episode behind
Speaker 5: so that way when one ends, I can start the
Speaker 5: other one and then just like hit pause.
Speaker 2: So good, Yes, it really helps. Yeah. So the last
Speaker 2: one that I watched was the one where they reveal
Speaker 2: if they're an f boy or a nice guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which everyone goes, why would you do that? But when
Speaker 2: are you going to watch?
Speaker 1: I don't have it? You just send it to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, that's it's so easy. It's free on
Speaker 2: the CW app. It's so easy to wait. It's on
Speaker 2: now regular one, the new one. No F Girl is
Speaker 2: coming up? Boy, right now, you're watching it again? No
Speaker 2: F Boy Island season three is okay? Yes, it started airing.
Speaker 3: Taylor is a microcosm of America. Yeah, wait, what it's
Speaker 3: a new one. I already saw it.
Speaker 2: Where can you find a sixty five year old?
Speaker 3: I don't have it? Whatever, where you can find it?
Speaker 3: I don't have to.
Speaker 5: If you have rou like if you have like a
Speaker 5: smart TV, do you have smart what?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: If you're on the phone, you think it was a smart TV?
Speaker 1: I don't have.
Speaker 3: If you have a Roku in an account on hotmail,
Speaker 3: you can subscribe to the email list that gives you
Speaker 3: a link.
Speaker 2: It gives you a PDF with website that you can
Speaker 2: log on and it plays my space log from October.
Speaker 2: If you happens you get the CW you can watch
Speaker 2: the first two seasons. To put that app on a
Speaker 2: on apparently, Okay, there's.
Speaker 3: A man behind the seven eleven who has a bunch
Speaker 3: of DVDs. Yeah, that's pretty much the only way.
Speaker 1: That's the answer.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can watch that apparently.
Speaker 1: Anyway, no way, anyway.
Speaker 5: So it was so fun because so Avi doesn't watch
Speaker 5: it with me, but he came into the living room
Speaker 5: to eat his dinner, and it was the part where
Speaker 5: they were revealing if they're F boy or a nice guy.
Speaker 5: So so every time they would come up, I would
Speaker 5: pause and I was like, I'd be like, Okay, do
Speaker 5: you think he's an F boy or a nice guy?
Speaker 5: He's like, well, I have to hear him talk a
Speaker 5: little bit, So I only gave him a little because
Speaker 5: sometimes they say it right away.
Speaker 2: And it was so fun.
Speaker 5: But and he got them mostly right, but he didn't
Speaker 5: get Mercedes right, which I was like, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Mercedes is the most deceptive of them all.
Speaker 1: Mercedes.
Speaker 2: No, Mercedes is back yeah, and everyone's like, you were
Speaker 2: an F boy last time. But he did. He did
Speaker 2: stay with Louize for how long he split the money.
Speaker 4: I don't know they were broken up with them like
Speaker 4: a month though, because we looked it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were broken up pretty a month, but it
Speaker 2: was very pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: So he's still f boy.
Speaker 3: I think interesting.
Speaker 2: Benedict also, is there twist Benict?
Speaker 3: My boy Benny is my favorite?
Speaker 2: Wait, why is he your boy?
Speaker 3: I just love boy Indiana first of all cults fan,
Speaker 3: second of all, hottest guy on the show, third of all.
Speaker 3: I love Benny.
Speaker 2: Benny. Benny did have like a glow up this season.
Speaker 2: For sure. He came back zero percent body fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good guy. He's a nice boy. But
Speaker 3: I think but he's a good guy. You can tell
Speaker 3: he's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is.
Speaker 3: You know. I saw Katie Thurston in the wild what
Speaker 3: last week at a party? I saw her at a party?
Speaker 2: What? Oh my god? What party were you at?
Speaker 3: It was Tim's Thanksgiving party?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Katie was a Tim Dillon's Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: There was a bunch of people at this party, but
Speaker 3: Katie Thurston was there. I did say hello. She doesn't
Speaker 3: know who I am, but I did. But I went up.
Speaker 3: I was like hello, I said, no, I went Katie. Well,
Speaker 3: she was outside at the time, so it wasn't weird
Speaker 3: that I was yelling. Thankfully, I was with my wife,
Speaker 3: so I didn't come off.
Speaker 2: On the tree.
Speaker 3: But I went Katie Katie and then she went what
Speaker 3: And then I said, I'm Brian and I worked on
Speaker 3: f Boy Island and then she and then she immediately
Speaker 3: changed very positive. Yeah, we talked for three seconds, but
Speaker 3: I did see her.
Speaker 2: Was was she there with anyone from the show?
Speaker 3: No, she was not. She seemed to be hanging with
Speaker 3: some other comics.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was Marco there.
Speaker 3: No, Marco was not there.
Speaker 2: Benedict was not there.
Speaker 3: No, Mercedes was there though, No he wasn't.
Speaker 2: Who else was a Tims party? Tim invited me? I
Speaker 2: was so sad I couldn't go. Was it a too
Speaker 2: like tell us any any juicy celebs?
Speaker 3: It was a Who's who?
Speaker 2: Was Whitney there?
Speaker 3: Whitney was there? Yeah, Oliver was there? And then uh,
Speaker 3: there was Kylie Jenner. Was I wasn't there when she
Speaker 3: was there?
Speaker 2: No way?
Speaker 3: Yeah or which way? I don't know which Jenner actually
Speaker 3: the most famous Jenner that Kylie Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, Chris Jenner the mother?
Speaker 3: It might have been Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2: I don't know the daughter.
Speaker 3: I believe it was Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2: Okay, she I believe, Yeah, Okay, did you have a
Speaker 2: good time?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I had a great time. It was good, well
Speaker 3: catered and uh just fun to talk to some people
Speaker 3: and walk around with my wife and be like, uh,
Speaker 3: what the hell is going on? Here? Is this reality?
Speaker 2: And Chris Jenner was there.
Speaker 3: That's I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Wow is Chris Jenner?
Speaker 2: Because Tim is connected, Tim's got friends all over.
Speaker 1: But doesn't didn't she like her families? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: I think it was it was the Sunday before thanks
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I know it was great, really
Speaker 3: good apple cider and uh, I mean I didn't really
Speaker 3: like engage in conversa. Oh Andrew was there also, Oh.
Speaker 2: Andrew Colin talking about engaging and things and engaged everyone. Really, Yes,
Speaker 2: he got engaged in and I think he got because
Speaker 2: he got engaged on thanks I think on Thanksgiving, like morning,
Speaker 2: I think is when I saw the news. Yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 2: Him and Brenna are engaged and oh yeah, it's I
Speaker 2: was totally shocked, but not Also it's like, oh that
Speaker 2: seems like it's time. Yeah, because they've been together. I
Speaker 2: think it's been three years now, that's a long time.
Speaker 2: I remember their first date when he was going to
Speaker 2: meet her for their first date and he was nervous and.
Speaker 1: Where was it here?
Speaker 2: Sat Louis.
Speaker 1: They met until she went to school, that's why she
Speaker 1: was going.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they know. She just worked here.
Speaker 2: I think she moved here after. I forget exactly what
Speaker 2: brought her here, but yeah, they met here another in
Speaker 2: La together. So congratulations to Andrew on getting engaged.
Speaker 3: Congrats. I wasn't at the party, but he was.
Speaker 4: Okay, suspicion prior to the engagement, Okay, okay, it worked.
Speaker 2: So it seems like everything was going on that night
Speaker 2: works out, Kylie. I had to do. I was had
Speaker 2: to do. I did a charity event on Wednesday for
Speaker 2: this for this group called Backstoppers that helps like fallen police, uh,
Speaker 2: policemen and firemen and their families after they have fallen
Speaker 2: and fallen meaning you know, I think it's the slip
Speaker 2: They say fallen soldiers for like what it really is.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like they needed a lawsuit for a slip.
Speaker 2: And you know they do say fallen, right they say
Speaker 2: fallen military for fallen.
Speaker 3: Soldiers, Yeah, I don't did they say it for firefighters
Speaker 3: the fallen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they fell in battle they shot or burned
Speaker 4: or like a serious not just fallen.
Speaker 3: It does feel like same with soldiers insulting to the
Speaker 3: soldiers who died.
Speaker 1: Yeah fell, they're just like, oh he just he just
Speaker 1: slid really slowly past, like hit is that on a counter?
Speaker 3: So before he fell, someone did shoot him in the face.
Speaker 2: But he died from a fall.
Speaker 4: Ye that by a gang of drug dealers and that
Speaker 4: tortured him.
Speaker 2: But he felt but are stumbled soldiers. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: not yeah, once you would investigate anyway it was for falling.
Speaker 2: I can't say it. It's for people. So the policemen
Speaker 2: and firefighters who have died in the line of duty
Speaker 2: and for their families. It like gives money to support
Speaker 2: their family. They died standing up, yes maybe I don't know,
Speaker 2: like they could have been crawling or something, but they
Speaker 2: So it was this huge charity event where they all
Speaker 2: fight each other. They box and it's like it's a
Speaker 2: boxing event at the Enterprise Center, which is a huge
Speaker 2: It's like where the Blues play hockey.
Speaker 1: It's like a huge So they forced them to go
Speaker 1: through more trauma.
Speaker 2: Well it's not really, I can't I couldn't tell if
Speaker 2: it was actually cops and firefighters are just like people
Speaker 2: representing their sides what it better be. It was confusing
Speaker 2: because we don't really want to see those people get
Speaker 2: beat up. I did see a knockout happen, though, and
Speaker 2: I got it was wild to see. I don't really let.
Speaker 1: Does that mean they pass out? When you get a knockout?
Speaker 2: Does that they get pitched and then they hit the ground?
Speaker 2: Done pretty much? Yeah, he just got he got a
Speaker 2: punch and then boom down, lights out, birds flying around,
Speaker 2: tweetybird stars, everyone like crowding around him. He didn't get
Speaker 2: up for like three minutes. That's he was on the
Speaker 2: like he got his a bell rung and brain damage
Speaker 2: right there. I literally felt that way, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what did I just see? I really
Speaker 2: don't like what I just saw. Like this was this
Speaker 2: like hate big man who is so strong and capable,
Speaker 2: and now he's on the ground like like he just
Speaker 2: was in a It was like a watching It's horrible
Speaker 2: to see it. I don't know why anyone likes this.
Speaker 2: I would never but everyone. I mean, it was the
Speaker 2: highlight of the night for everyone who was there to
Speaker 2: watch it. People lost their fucking minds. They were so
Speaker 2: excited about it. It just made me kind of sick, like
Speaker 2: to see how excited people get to see something so
Speaker 2: horrible because it wasn't supposed to happen, like they this
Speaker 2: is a charity event. I talked to the announcer later on,
Speaker 2: he was like, that's not what this event is about. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: normal boxing, we love to see a ko but like
Speaker 2: this kind of event, we don't want to see people
Speaker 2: get this bad.
Speaker 1: Urt is gonna need like.
Speaker 2: It should have been called like thirty seconds before he
Speaker 2: got knocked out, like it was. It wasn't supposed to
Speaker 2: get like that. But I really I saidden they announce
Speaker 2: I go just on the sidel and I was like
Speaker 2: that fucking knockout and I go Jesus Christ And he
Speaker 2: was like yeah, and I go, is that he gonna
Speaker 2: murder his family in ten years because of what I
Speaker 2: just sawry? Yeah, like is this is this guy gonna
Speaker 2: shoot up somewhere? Like are we gonna And he just
Speaker 2: looked at me like he kind of like it was
Speaker 2: like kind of a joke.
Speaker 1: Always a cop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't have access to go Jesus, they never
Speaker 2: kill it was. It was horrible to see, but then
Speaker 2: he they they took him through all the protocol and
Speaker 2: everything for concussions, so but that doesn't mean he's not
Speaker 2: concussed still, like he's cussing.
Speaker 3: Knocked unconscious.
Speaker 4: I think definition right, it was they just can't let
Speaker 4: him sleep tonight.
Speaker 2: And then I watched this video. But anyway, the event
Speaker 2: was really actually so fun, and it was live on
Speaker 2: TV and they just had me like, Okay, you're just
Speaker 2: gonna go talk to this guy and it's gonna be live.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what am I going to say?
Speaker 2: And They're like just wing it and I was like
Speaker 2: all right. And it was always a lot of that,
Speaker 2: and Chris Pronger, who was a yeah, but I little
Speaker 2: little uh, A little bit of details beforehand would have
Speaker 2: been nice. But you know what I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's almost nice when you have an excuse to be
Speaker 2: bad because you're like, no one told me what to do.
Speaker 2: So if I suck at this, most people are gonna
Speaker 2: know the explanation I have. But at least I have
Speaker 2: that explanation to myself for why I sucked. It was
Speaker 2: the worst thing is when I suck and I know
Speaker 2: I could have done better, but in this case, it
Speaker 2: was like I didn't know what to do and I
Speaker 2: wasn't really told what to do, so it was kind
Speaker 2: of like all right, but it ended up actually being
Speaker 2: really good and really fun. And and uh, Chris Pronger,
Speaker 2: who plays for the Blues forever it's like a local celebrity,
Speaker 2: introduced me and we hung out backstage and it was
Speaker 2: cool to talk to him, and and how what was
Speaker 2: I going to say?
Speaker 3: But you've been to a lot of Blues games now, No, I.
Speaker 2: Think I'm into one or two, which feels like a lot. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: I have not seen it.
Speaker 2: I have done seen a Blue game this season.
Speaker 3: Really, I thought there was a story where you're in
Speaker 3: a box.
Speaker 2: Season I'm thinking of I was in a box for
Speaker 2: Taylor Sad Louis, I was, Yeah, I was in a
Speaker 2: box for Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. I was in
Speaker 2: a but and those were all at the Enterprise cur
Speaker 2: But no, I went to a Blues game maybe last year.
Speaker 3: I think. Yeah, I feel like the NHL season lasts
Speaker 3: twenty four, three, six, so long.
Speaker 2: But it was it was Oh, But then I was
Speaker 2: watching the next day, I was watching this clip about
Speaker 2: kids like teenagers who committed suicide from having CTE and
Speaker 2: it was like all these families talking about their twenty
Speaker 2: something year olds who committed suicide from having you know,
Speaker 2: and then they find out later because you can't find
Speaker 2: if someone has CT until on the top of See
Speaker 2: that's the thing you get from having multiple concussions football
Speaker 2: players get and then they murder their family like they
Speaker 2: not they murdered themselves. They just go fucking insane. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: You have to weigh that against all the kids who
Speaker 3: killed themselves for not being allowed.
Speaker 2: To box or play football. That's a good point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, isn't always results in murder, though, I just
Speaker 5: want to say that.
Speaker 2: No it doesn't. That was me being hyperbodic like and
Speaker 2: me being comedic about something that is horrible. But no,
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It results in them, like I would say,
Speaker 2: losing their minds. It says, Yeah, it causes the death
Speaker 2: of nerves in the brain known as.
Speaker 3: Erratic behavior anger. That type of thing happens too. Maybe
Speaker 3: not necessarily always murder, but it's definitely like changes your personality. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you have bad.
Speaker 4: CT, yes, one of the best preventions for like conduct
Speaker 4: disorder and anti social personal disorder and stuff like. That's wait,
Speaker 4: if you if you have conduct disorder, anti social personality disorder.
Speaker 4: That's when you're usually going out and hurting people. Those
Speaker 4: people are, but sports there's not there's not really much
Speaker 4: prevention for it.
Speaker 2: So if they play sports, they can get it out
Speaker 2: of their system with.
Speaker 1: The aggression, but just don't get hit too hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Chris even told me when he played football in
Speaker 2: high school, he got a concussion once and was kind
Speaker 2: of like everyone's like, get back out there. Like it
Speaker 2: was just kind of like not taking care of at all.
Speaker 2: But all these people in this I guess it was
Speaker 2: like this New York Times like short documentary about these
Speaker 2: people in these football players in their twenties killed themselves
Speaker 2: and later were diagnosed with CT upon top autopsy, and
Speaker 2: I would say half of their parents were like, my kid,
Speaker 2: my son now is playing football. Like the question was
Speaker 2: like would you let them play knowing what you know?
Speaker 2: And they're like, he loved it. And it's like and
Speaker 2: then a lot I was reading comments and people were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: kids love drugs too. Kids like what, yeah, they love SIGs, alcohol, drugs, candy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my kid loves al kaeda. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it was like it's, uh, it's tricky, but
Speaker 2: it's like you I watching football. It's so fucking gnarly, dude,
Speaker 2: these people.
Speaker 3: Get there are thankfully there are. They are doing certain
Speaker 3: things to decrease concussions, but I don't think it's. Well,
Speaker 3: so there's this thing you can wear around your neck
Speaker 3: that kind of like pinches your neck a little bit
Speaker 3: so that less blood flow is going to your brain.
Speaker 3: So that they were rude. That's great, and then well
Speaker 3: one actual proven thing, No, it really is. Wat watching
Speaker 3: an NFL game, certain players will have like what looks
Speaker 3: like a a I've seen that, a headphone.
Speaker 4: That blood and their brain to be smart to like
Speaker 4: run smart.
Speaker 2: Now I'm just kidding, you need to be actually pretty intelligent.
Speaker 3: They have these other things called for they're called but
Speaker 3: they're like bubble helmets that they wear on top of
Speaker 3: their regular helmets, so it looks like they have gigantic.
Speaker 2: But don't they look so stupid? Then it everyone makes stupid.
Speaker 3: But all the other ones that's just to wear during
Speaker 3: practice during the preseason. They did it. They did a
Speaker 3: study where they wore them for like three or four
Speaker 3: weeks or something like that, and it did wind up
Speaker 3: decreasing the amount of preseason concussions by something like ninety.
Speaker 2: Percent Jesus, But why why wouldn't they have them all
Speaker 2: the time then.
Speaker 3: Because it really look like pretty stupid. It looks really
Speaker 3: their heads are like five times beside they were in
Speaker 3: like like balloon heads. They're like Thanksgiving Day parade floats
Speaker 3: running around, you know, like at a baseball game where
Speaker 3: they have like the guy wearing the costume and then
Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, field, it's like flopping back and forth.
Speaker 3: That's like all the football.
Speaker 2: Okay, it would make it harder to play.
Speaker 3: Well, harder to play because they'd be so ashamed of
Speaker 3: how they look.
Speaker 2: If it's just stupid, and then they should have that.
Speaker 2: But that's okay, what.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're trying to figure out how to apply that.
Speaker 2: We're seeing a lot of football, Like why do they
Speaker 2: all have those little towels hanging off their backs.
Speaker 1: If they're playing Capture the Flag or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, no, these are any this is NFL.
Speaker 2: They have all towels off their pullet.
Speaker 4: Then you're like, you're a little naughty.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm pretty sure that quarterbacks have towels to wipe
Speaker 3: off their hands.
Speaker 1: If they're a lot of them have a flapper and.
Speaker 2: Why do why do no want none of the football
Speaker 2: players do that hot thing that they all did in
Speaker 2: the nineties where their torso was exposed, which I never
Speaker 2: even understood, Like why is everything else so padded and
Speaker 2: yet that like little sliver of stomach is just like
Speaker 2: they have like crop tops on Why why aren't they
Speaker 2: doing crop tops anymore?
Speaker 3: Do you see that? That's my god, that's.
Speaker 1: So not that big, but it does look does everyone
Speaker 1: warn it would look cool? It looks like a corn head?
Speaker 2: Okay, we have to look like cartoons, all right. Why
Speaker 2: is no one wearing the crop top anymore?
Speaker 3: Brian, I asked, is.
Speaker 2: It just went out of fashion?
Speaker 3: But that was hot?
Speaker 2: Look for some reason that really turned me off.
Speaker 3: They still show off some of their calves sometimes some
Speaker 3: guys show up.
Speaker 2: I want to see that. I want to see that hot,
Speaker 2: fucking toned stomach with that big all the padding above it,
Speaker 2: and it crops off and then you just see a
Speaker 2: sliver of their fucking tight stomach just for direction.
Speaker 3: I think they're called they're called guardian caps. They're warned
Speaker 3: during the preseason. They decreased concussions by fifty two ninety percent.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, I'm glad that you have to go to YouTube.
Speaker 2: And that is so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It looks like a mushroom character.
Speaker 2: He's a microphone, like a little child who's like, I'm
Speaker 2: a microphone for Halloween. All right. I rather everyone die
Speaker 2: of concussions. Die everybody died. I honestly think that that
Speaker 2: I would like them to all wear that because I
Speaker 2: think men would stop thinking it's such a cool sport
Speaker 2: because it looks so nerdy.
Speaker 1: We totally switched to baseball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well we gotta go. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to the show today. We'll be back tomorrow. Come
Speaker 2: see me. I'm doing my special taping in Seattle. So
Speaker 2: many besties are going. I want you there too. Two shows.
Speaker 2: The late show is the one to get tickets to now.
Speaker 2: The first show is pretty full right now, nine thirty
Speaker 2: in Seattle on December sixteenth, I'll be in Spokane. December fourteenth,
Speaker 2: I'll be in Brea with Brian Frangie. The weekend before
Speaker 2: that in uh in California. And then this weekend coming up,
Speaker 2: I am in Toronto at Rama at the Casino. I
Speaker 2: am in Munhole, Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh and then I am
Speaker 2: in Detroit on Saturday night, so I'll see you this weekend.
Speaker 2: Don't be Ka and Ardian cap what oh come we Guardian? No, no,
Speaker 2: just do it.