Speaker 1: Welcome to listen if you want to.
Speaker 2: Very professional intro, very professional. So this is listen if
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 1: You're Danielle I am, and you're Amy's sugarman.
Speaker 3: Why do you say my last?
Speaker 1: I'm glad we really just did intros.
Speaker 2: So this is listen if you want to, and we're
Speaker 2: going to tell you what what listen if you want
Speaker 2: to is all about some of you know us, some
Speaker 2: if you don't.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna get to know us, hopefully, because we.
Speaker 2: Want you to listen if you want to, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make you That's our whole thing here. But first, what
Speaker 2: is happening with LeAnn Rymes? I need to understand what's happening?
Speaker 2: So did you see the video? I did, so it's
Speaker 2: like she's at the dentist. At first I was like,
Speaker 2: is she at the dentist? Like their arms are in
Speaker 2: her mouth? Is what I thought, just.
Speaker 1: To kind of paint the picture. What's happening in this
Speaker 1: video is Leanne Rhymes is like laying in what seems
Speaker 1: like a dentist chair, not a dentist chair, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And there is somebody with you know,
Speaker 1: loves on their hands and had their hands in her mouth.
Speaker 3: To their elbow like, I was like, right happening.
Speaker 1: It literally looks like they're breaking her jaw is usually
Speaker 1: it's what it looks like. The best way can explain
Speaker 1: this is like she got like, uh adjusted, like a chiropractor,
Speaker 1: like adjusted her jaw is what I feel like.
Speaker 3: Immediately, she's bawling, balling.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell for a second if she was balling
Speaker 1: or hysterically crying. It was one of those that you.
Speaker 3: Were I mean, if she's laughing or crying.
Speaker 1: You sorry, yes, hysterically laughing, like it was a weird cry.
Speaker 1: It was like out her whole entire body.
Speaker 3: The whole body was crying. So I was like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Of course, first of all, I saw the headline like
Speaker 2: Liam Williams cries Like I was a click.
Speaker 3: Immediately all I could think of was like, can someone
Speaker 3: come and do that to my neck?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh, you see, We've talked about this in our lives
Speaker 1: and personal lives before. There's no one I love more
Speaker 1: than my car. I'm obsessed terrified of a pipe. Oh
Speaker 1: an adjustment. You cracked my neck and crack it in
Speaker 1: every single place you possibly can. This is fascinating to her.
Speaker 1: I don't know they I think they truly were, just
Speaker 1: because she she later goes on and posts, you know,
Speaker 1: on her Instagram and she says she has like she
Speaker 1: suffers from TMJ and whatever. She always has pain there.
Speaker 1: That's like she carries her stress in her jaw and
Speaker 1: her shoulders and neck, and I think she, I don't know,
Speaker 1: they were relieving some kind of pressure in her jaw.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm horrified or sign me up.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like elbow in my throat, but if somebody
Speaker 2: could do that to my neck.
Speaker 3: First of all, though.
Speaker 1: Somebody can do that to your neck, and it's called
Speaker 1: the chiropractor, you.
Speaker 3: Don't have to think like we were watching something we
Speaker 3: shouldn't be watching.
Speaker 1: It felt you know what this reminded me to me?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: Ideally? Well, but is Juliana Huff. Is Julian Huff, who
Speaker 3: we love, by the way, but like we love Julian Huff,
Speaker 3: why why was I watching that?
Speaker 1: If you remember the video from Julian Huff maybe what
Speaker 1: circa twenty eighteen, She's laying on this table and she's
Speaker 1: like getting all this like energy healing thing she literally
Speaker 1: had an exorcism.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought she was gonna levitate. I was like, what,
Speaker 3: what THEU is happening?
Speaker 2: Okay, so then I think, now my like algorithm knows,
Speaker 2: and I see Amy Poehler talking to Brandy Carlyle.
Speaker 3: You know that singer Brandy Carlisle.
Speaker 1: I do? She just performed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Yes, I forgot that. Okay.
Speaker 2: So they're talking about their sleep routines and their heating pads,
Speaker 2: which I love heating.
Speaker 1: I'm not a heating pad person.
Speaker 2: I'm not, which is weird because I get so hot
Speaker 2: that you wouldn't think of the I just want to
Speaker 2: wrap a heating pad around every muscle in my body.
Speaker 3: So you don't use heating pad. Are your muscles just
Speaker 3: like silly putty?
Speaker 1: They are rather not. I feel very tense a.
Speaker 3: Lot there, so tight.
Speaker 1: I probably could use a heating pad, but I just
Speaker 1: don't use it.
Speaker 2: Amy Poehler's talking to Brandy about something called the biomat Okay,
Speaker 2: so immedium, I'm like, what's that? Googling it while they're
Speaker 2: talking about it. It sounds like a body sized heating pad,
Speaker 2: maybe with crystals, which that part scared me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Because I never know, like hmm, but I'll try it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, so you just lay down on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you laid down.
Speaker 2: Does anyone in our like crew know about the biomat
Speaker 2: Emma Jackie Hannah on the biomat?
Speaker 6: But yes on the heating pad?
Speaker 3: Well, you be cool.
Speaker 6: I literally was using it last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of a comfy? Do you know
Speaker 1: what a comfy?
Speaker 3: I would be?
Speaker 2: I would be sweating so bad and a comfy with
Speaker 2: the menopause hot flashes. I would be like, I'm I'm unwell, like,
Speaker 2: I can't how.
Speaker 1: Cool would be if it was a comfy and on
Speaker 1: different you can actively different parts of the company to
Speaker 1: be a heating pad? Could he make it? It's cool?
Speaker 3: Could he make it a massage? Or too?
Speaker 1: Just like, oh good?
Speaker 2: So anyway, okay separately, there's so much to talk about,
Speaker 2: but I need to know. I need to know because
Speaker 2: I'm getting like texts about this, serious texts, and I
Speaker 2: don't totally know what's happening. I know what you're gonna say,
Speaker 2: who is West? Who is the girl? And who's the
Speaker 2: girl that's that's hurt by it? That John Sierra is
Speaker 2: the one hurt.
Speaker 1: By it Ciara, No Sierra.
Speaker 3: It's spelled like Ciara.
Speaker 1: It's not It's not Siara, it's Sierra.
Speaker 2: Okay, who are what's happened? I know they're on Summerhouse,
Speaker 2: but who are these people?
Speaker 3: What is happening? Why is it so major that John
Speaker 3: Ham is talking about it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you why John Ham is talking about it.
Speaker 1: He kind of weird. I got intertwined, and I know
Speaker 1: he loves Bravo. I know, but I texted our group
Speaker 1: and I was like, how does John hamm insert himself?
Speaker 3: I loved it everything.
Speaker 1: Once he was I was like, oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is called Scamanda.
Speaker 2: So Amanda, no, no, no, no Commanda. That was like
Speaker 2: that podcast. I don't know what it was about, some
Speaker 2: kind of true crime situation. But okay, anyway, we're getting
Speaker 2: off topic. They're calling it Scamanda.
Speaker 1: And the reason why they're calling it Scamanda is because
Speaker 1: let me refresh your memory, Sandy exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't want to jump on your punchline there.
Speaker 2: But obviously every everybody's like, obviously, right, so scandal.
Speaker 1: Obviously it was like the biggest deal in the entire world. Now,
Speaker 1: fast forward to.
Speaker 3: April it.
Speaker 1: Really was.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: If you're a Bravo head like I am, you are obsessed.
Speaker 3: Who are the So talk to me who these people are?
Speaker 3: Who are they for?
Speaker 1: Scamanda? So, if you guys watch Summerhouse, Summerhouse is such
Speaker 1: a good show.
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't like it.
Speaker 1: No, that's Southern charm. Yeah, Summer House is essentially these
Speaker 1: best friends. They rent a house in the Hampton's in
Speaker 1: the summer and they go every weekend and throw parties
Speaker 1: and you're watching the whole So who are like the
Speaker 1: main people. Kyle and Amanda are married couple. They've been
Speaker 1: together four years, like literally forever. And West is a
Speaker 1: new b like he this is his third season on
Speaker 1: The West.
Speaker 3: I want his name to be Wes but okay, I
Speaker 3: know me too.
Speaker 1: But there's a tea West Okay. And he was dating Sierra,
Speaker 1: So Sierra, Siara, not Siara? Correct Sierra. So Sierra is
Speaker 1: one of our favorites. She's best friends with Page Desorbo.
Speaker 2: And this is the show that that girl's on. Okay,
Speaker 2: got it, got it? This is Hannah on this show.
Speaker 1: She used to be back in the day. And Page
Speaker 1: is not even the giggly squad right, and Paige is
Speaker 1: not on this anymore. This is her first season without
Speaker 1: without This is the first season without Page Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Amy this her.
Speaker 3: You could like speed this up a tiny bit, but it's.
Speaker 1: So good you need all the decay. Long story short,
Speaker 1: Amanda and Sarah best friends. Siara was dating. They had
Speaker 1: a very very messy breakup. It was really bad, bad,
Speaker 1: bad Amanda breaks up. We we know now in present
Speaker 1: day that Amanda it filed for divorce from Kyle. So now, WHOA.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting Amanda and West have so okay.
Speaker 3: But was there cheating? Was there cheating? It sounds like
Speaker 3: there was no cheating.
Speaker 1: So that's a for discussion. That is up for discussion.
Speaker 1: Because we're watching the last, you know, the season of
Speaker 1: Summerhouse right now, which was taped in the summer.
Speaker 3: Ciara was with Wes, Siarrah Sierra. Correct, but it's spelled Ciara,
Speaker 3: I know, but it's Sierra. Okay, fine, So.
Speaker 2: West was with Sierra and Amanda was with Kyle and
Speaker 2: now there's been a bit of a switch.
Speaker 3: Arooo, is there any chance Kyle could be with Sierra?
Speaker 2: No chits zero, okay, no chids? So why is it
Speaker 2: so dramatic, like a best friend switch type of deal.
Speaker 1: It's just yes, there's that, and it's also Kyle was
Speaker 1: Everyone right now is praising Amanda for essentially getting it
Speaker 1: out of her with Kyle, and she is now Kyle
Speaker 1: Cook Kyle Cook.
Speaker 3: And she is now bored, painful.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, okay, keep going, keep going. I'm trying so hard.
Speaker 1: She's so good, it's so good. So there's just I mean,
Speaker 1: it would be so good if it.
Speaker 3: Was like my neighbors. But like I don't know these people.
Speaker 1: And when you like say, bring yourself from it, it's
Speaker 1: like they all were single. So what's really the scandal?
Speaker 1: They were, Like I will agree with that? Is this?
Speaker 3: Why is this blowing up so much?
Speaker 1: Like scannfal made sense because they were together. He cheated
Speaker 1: on her with her best friend, That made sense. I
Speaker 1: don't really know why this is such a scandal. However,
Speaker 1: it is juicy.
Speaker 2: Because it's like a best friend switch switch a through.
Speaker 2: Sierra and Amanda are not best friends anymore.
Speaker 1: Well allegedly so. So, I mean like up until yesterday
Speaker 1: we thought they were best friends. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: so that maybe there was.
Speaker 3: Some sneaking around, don't.
Speaker 1: Know, maybe because we're all seizing seeing that the season
Speaker 1: the air that tape last summer, and they're all touchy feeling,
Speaker 1: and no one caught that till now. So it's like
Speaker 1: everyone everyone is dissecting. Everyone is dissecting West and Amanda
Speaker 1: from last summer, and they're like, whoa, like.
Speaker 3: See this right now?
Speaker 2: I'm just knee deep in Paradise fan theories. But we
Speaker 2: can talk about that in a minute. Okay, So, but
Speaker 2: I won't care about any of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well can you tell me why why I don't care?
Speaker 1: Two people that aren't together, like send a or not,
Speaker 1: Like they're single, right and they're just starting to hook
Speaker 1: up maybe be in a relationship. They put out a
Speaker 1: joint statement saying, hey, like we understand everyone's like upset
Speaker 1: about this, but like, please respect our privacy and why
Speaker 1: we try to navigate this and why a statement.
Speaker 3: And I'm like you even were saying it was an
Speaker 3: April Fool's joke.
Speaker 1: Well that's what we're I'm holding my breath to see
Speaker 1: if today we find out that yesterday was all a joke.
Speaker 1: But it's been like this since Tuesday, so that was
Speaker 1: before April Fools.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh my, the statement is dumb. It's the dumbest thing
Speaker 1: because I don't to it.
Speaker 3: But even cared about this until they put out the statement.
Speaker 1: All they needed to say is we hooked up. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're two single people and we hooked up like that
Speaker 1: would say that and move on, But.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I thought I cared when John Ham waded in, and
Speaker 2: now I don't care.
Speaker 1: So the reason why do you want me to tell
Speaker 1: you how John Ham is involved in that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because Sierra was at like the Friends and Neighbors premiere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like hosting the red carpet and he
Speaker 1: like talked to her and he was like, how are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said not good. She's like I'm great.
Speaker 2: Responding first of all, that is the one thing I
Speaker 2: like about her because nothing bugs me more when people
Speaker 2: are like how are you and you're like I'm great,
Speaker 2: it's like, no, you're not.
Speaker 1: That's what she said. Up where she's like I'm great,
Speaker 1: She's like, actually not.
Speaker 3: And then John Ham's like what is up?
Speaker 1: Because it was before all the news.
Speaker 3: He said it was team Sierra.
Speaker 1: How can you not? No one is not Team Sierra.
Speaker 1: No team Please.
Speaker 6: Stop talking about this I'm not gonna can I jump
Speaker 6: in here as Jackie.
Speaker 3: This is Jackie.
Speaker 1: Yes, Please don't have.
Speaker 3: To back Danielle up, because thank you.
Speaker 6: Kyle and Amanda relationship we have seen from the very
Speaker 6: beginning of when they met, they got married, on the show,
Speaker 6: they got everything. So this season it's you see the
Speaker 6: deterioration of their relationship, Okay, and then you're seeing like
Speaker 6: some little like I don't know, like flirtations with West.
Speaker 6: Like last week Kyle totally blew up on Amanda. West
Speaker 6: stepped in and said, go apologize to Amanda. It's just
Speaker 6: like so everybody is dissecting their interactions the channel. Don't
Speaker 6: please if you're a proboholic like me and Danielle, this is.
Speaker 3: A big deal.
Speaker 1: This is a massive deal code.
Speaker 6: It's girl code. You don't do that to your best.
Speaker 1: Okay, And this is one thing. This is one thing
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I and Jackie, I know you're here
Speaker 1: with me on this because we are the reality girls.
Speaker 1: Like give me a secret life of Mormon wives, give
Speaker 1: me real Housewives of Rhode Island, give me Summerhouse, give
Speaker 1: me Southern charm, give me anything on Freakin' bra Although
Speaker 1: I will watch it, and my last month has been
Speaker 1: so stressful. I it's because of all this. Oh my god, Taylor, Frankie,
Speaker 1: Paul Western, Amanda There's It is a hard time to.
Speaker 4: Be a.
Speaker 3: Reality If I said, how you doing? How you doing, Danielle,
Speaker 3: you'd say not so good?
Speaker 1: Not so good? Okay, so good. I have one thing,
Speaker 1: just I just want one more thing, Sierra for Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: I'm throwing it out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, that'd be good.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, not to take a total left turn, but
Speaker 2: it is at least it's in the reality realm, right.
Speaker 2: Stephen Colletti is hot. Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I did not really know that.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. It took you April second, twenty twenty six
Speaker 1: to say those are yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I did not know when he did.
Speaker 2: This is how I figured out he was hot. First
Speaker 2: of all, I'm into the Laguna Beach Reunion.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to be disappointed when I watch it,
Speaker 2: because I think it did. But I think the marketing
Speaker 2: is genius and the promotion is genius. And Stephen Coletti
Speaker 2: dancing like he's Hugh Grant from that movie Love Love
Speaker 2: actually is iconic and That's how I realized he was hot.
Speaker 2: I think the payoff is going to be like not great.
Speaker 1: And I just have like one flag on their promo,
Speaker 1: just one tiny flag.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 1: They decide to do all their promo Shutters on the Beach,
Speaker 1: which is in Santa Monica. I know a hotel in
Speaker 1: Laguna Beach, and it's not like a pretty penny because
Speaker 1: shutters is not what's an amazing hotel. I'm not dogging
Speaker 1: the amazing if you're doing.
Speaker 3: Who's putting some bucks behind this? Because I'm hearing about
Speaker 3: this thing for months.
Speaker 2: It's all shot it, it's all.
Speaker 3: I love Roku. By the way, I am a.
Speaker 2: Huge just this is not a paid advertisement. All my
Speaker 2: TVs are Roku.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I like Roku idiot proof. It's so easy to use.
Speaker 2: It's like, thank you so much. Okay, well, anyway, Stephen
Speaker 2: Colletti's hot.
Speaker 1: Two things from the Two things from There going to
Speaker 1: be tre Union living for Lauren and Kristen being back
Speaker 1: on our screens in some they both wore white on
Speaker 1: purpose Friends. Yes, well okay, oh the whole cast was
Speaker 1: in black and white. I was like, that's the thing
Speaker 1: I see, I see, but I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys saw those viral videos of Kristin trying to sit
Speaker 1: down on the couch.
Speaker 3: Nope, did not say that. What because her dress was
Speaker 3: too short?
Speaker 1: Her dress was way too short and so Lauren has
Speaker 1: to stand in front of her and Steven has her
Speaker 1: with pillows so that she can sit down. It was
Speaker 1: I think she was rather embarrassed, like she was like sweating.
Speaker 3: And she just live here, so she maybe didn't have
Speaker 3: a spare outfit.
Speaker 1: Her dress was far too short for where she was sitting. Poor.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, well, now have to go watch that. Uh
Speaker 3: let's pivot back to April Fools. So I kind of
Speaker 3: questions for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you believe that Ryan Murphy was doing Love
Speaker 2: Story with Stevie Ni?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I watched the Love Story finale, the JFK,
Speaker 1: the JFK one.
Speaker 3: I am not fully done, but I do know the ending.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of thoughts, Well, well, next week, next week,
Speaker 1: they also died on my birthday. I'm sorry, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that's how I saw that. Anyways, So I swear,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to stand on this, that there was
Speaker 1: Ice swear that there was a promo for this at
Speaker 1: the end of the finale, I I can bet money
Speaker 1: on it, like it was so real to me.
Speaker 2: I here's what I felt. Well, first of all, the song.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so basically what happens is it says I saw
Speaker 2: it on Instagram, Ryan Murphy and Stevie Nicks love Story.
Speaker 2: And then it's like Alex Wolf is playing Lindsay Buckingham
Speaker 2: or no Connor Story was playing Lindsay Buckingham, and Alex
Speaker 2: Wolf is playing one of the Fleetwood Mac people and
Speaker 2: Billy Lord. This is what threw me. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: lie Billy Lord as Stevie Nicks. Now, I didn't know
Speaker 2: that she could sing, and I think, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: play Stevie Nicks, you really you gotta be able to
Speaker 2: You really got to be able to sing. So that
Speaker 2: part I was like urh. But yet I was like
Speaker 2: I'm in and it said like love story, uh, Nick's
Speaker 2: Buckingham or something like that. It smells a little fishy
Speaker 2: fishy fish You.
Speaker 1: Know what it made me do when when you sent
Speaker 1: that to me, I immediately googled and I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to learn all about Stevie Nick's love life
Speaker 1: because I don't know that. I don't know that, so I.
Speaker 2: Think it's well it is, do you know officially at
Speaker 2: the very very end of the videos at April fols,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't stay till the end, so
Speaker 2: it's very for like five points. Oh yeah, but well done,
Speaker 2: well done Ryan Murphy to.
Speaker 3: Just do that, right, do you?
Speaker 1: And yes, that was, but it's upsetting because I was
Speaker 1: actually excited about it, like can you do it?
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with April Fools. I forget that, I
Speaker 2: think about it. I try to prepare myself and protect myself,
Speaker 2: and then I forget the date because like I never
Speaker 2: know the date.
Speaker 3: So okay, the one that I thought was kind of amusing.
Speaker 2: So Jenna Bush is trying to bring some twenty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars cake did you see this? Out to Willie Geist
Speaker 2: and she's the joke is she's going to drop the cake.
Speaker 2: But the part that happened is she slips in the frosting,
Speaker 2: so she eats shit and falls, and so to me,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this isn't an April
Speaker 2: Fool's joke.
Speaker 3: So she went hurt.
Speaker 1: She's got a bruise on her knees. Matt for sure,
Speaker 1: definitely gonna need the bio mat because.
Speaker 2: That's gonna hurt tomorrow. That's my mom told me that
Speaker 2: when you fall, you what hurts is not what you
Speaker 2: think is gonna hurt, because what you like, if you
Speaker 2: twist your ankle, that's gonna hurt your ankle, but it's
Speaker 2: whatever the rest of your body did whatever.
Speaker 3: To try to protect it.
Speaker 2: So the reason I liked it was because it actually
Speaker 2: was pretty funny with the fall and then really.
Speaker 3: Guys, is like little Cake is l April Fools, but
Speaker 3: the fall is real.
Speaker 1: Whatever. I think she like, I think Shannon Bush like
Speaker 1: tried playing it off a little bit, like she was
Speaker 1: like that was meant to happen, and I think she
Speaker 1: was so in shocked that it happened. She was like
Speaker 1: that wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 3: Like straight up great anyway. I don't know April Fools whatever,
Speaker 3: I could take it or leave it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it, but I just don't care. Let's
Speaker 3: go back.
Speaker 1: I don't mess with me. Don't mess with me. You
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: I I can never I could never come up with
Speaker 2: a good April Fools.
Speaker 3: I'm not like clever like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a prankster.
Speaker 3: Yea. Let's go back to Paradise.
Speaker 2: I need to talk about Paradise, and like, I know
Speaker 2: we're not doing spoilers, but first of all, okay, can
Speaker 2: we do spoilers?
Speaker 3: Like, what's the rule here? How long can before I
Speaker 3: can do spoilers?
Speaker 1: I know, I feel how do we do this? How
Speaker 1: about let's discuss Paradise at the end, and everyone know
Speaker 1: we are fully spoilers in this about because I need
Speaker 1: to have a full breakdown. I am so fired up
Speaker 1: about Paradise. Let's just say, okay, if you if you're
Speaker 1: a Paradise fan, like we are stick toating right now.
Speaker 3: We are very very everything, very very old everything.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do my song picks at the end,
Speaker 2: but I'll do my song picks then we'll do that's
Speaker 2: a good thing to do on this listen if you
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 3: Also, we should tell what the hell we're doing here.
Speaker 3: But okay, so what.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do on listen if you want to, is
Speaker 2: when we have something that we have to talk about,
Speaker 2: but it has spoilers, very very in so we'll just
Speaker 2: go like time to do if you don't want it,
Speaker 2: so that's good. Okay, this is listen if you want
Speaker 2: to and okay, so much to say. First of all,
Speaker 2: thank you Jana Kramer, Scott Patterson, Jenny Garth, Tory Spelling.
Speaker 3: Who. What we'll say is no one believes in us
Speaker 3: except for those four people. So we wanted to do
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: There's six people on this planet Earth.
Speaker 2: So we wanted to do this show because we're like producers, right,
Speaker 2: so we produce a bunch of shows, but we're like,
Speaker 2: we got something to say here. And if you think
Speaker 2: about Andy Cohen, he was a producer, he was an
Speaker 2: executive and then he's like, I'm gonna give myself my
Speaker 2: own show and look at it now.
Speaker 1: He's huge. Look at it now he's just.
Speaker 3: Back there with Anderson Cooper celebrating New Year. Was like
Speaker 3: come on. So we were like, okay, we.
Speaker 1: Want to do this.
Speaker 3: And like the pushback was it was hard.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of like what like it wasn't no,
Speaker 2: it was we don't even get it, Like it was
Speaker 2: so passed, it was beyond no. It was like what
Speaker 2: do you mean? We don't even understand what you're we.
Speaker 1: And we meant back many times and We're like you, guys,
Speaker 1: we are asking for zero dollars. There's no one dollar
Speaker 1: we're making on this. We just want to have fun
Speaker 1: and we want people to hear what we talk about.
Speaker 1: That's all we're doing here. Guys.
Speaker 4: Even last night, like this show starts now, and even
Speaker 4: last night they were like, people, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: want to say who because you're not supposed to say who,
Speaker 4: like going, we still don't get it.
Speaker 1: We don't get it.
Speaker 3: What is this? Can you tell us?
Speaker 4: What's?
Speaker 3: God? God, They're like totally.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you again. It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So anyway, if you could just do us a favor
Speaker 2: and like listen, if you want to, like just help
Speaker 2: us out, like maybe you like this, and even if
Speaker 2: today is not the best, Like look, we're doing our best,
Speaker 2: but like it's gonna get better.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get better. And you know what, we're just
Speaker 1: here to have a good time and a good time
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put on your headphones, go for a walk back
Speaker 2: in the house, whatever you gotta do, drive somewhere and
Speaker 2: you're gonna learn some stuff you are. And also, so
Speaker 2: anyway you might be listening where you normally hear Tory Spelling,
Speaker 2: Jenny Garth, Jenna Kramer, Scott Patterson because they and said
Speaker 2: we could borrow their feeds to help us have people listen,
Speaker 2: because if we didn't have that, we we might not
Speaker 2: have any lessen.
Speaker 1: There would be six people listening. The six people we
Speaker 1: just just like.
Speaker 3: A couple of people that are like, what is this
Speaker 3: anyway back to what did you want to talk about next?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk a little bit about love story,
Speaker 1: but I got to catch up.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we'll paradise this week and then next week
Speaker 2: all have caught up.
Speaker 3: Oh I did watch? Let me tell you what I
Speaker 3: did do? Everybody's talking about that project.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 3: I wanted to say, do you know what you want
Speaker 3: me to say?
Speaker 1: Do do? But I also know what your referenced what
Speaker 1: I hope you know what I do?
Speaker 2: Have a do do story which I will tell fine.
Speaker 2: Do you want the do do story? Or do you
Speaker 2: want Project tail Mary? Which you want first? Project tail Mary?
Speaker 2: Because I have a lot of thoughts about this. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen me.
Speaker 1: I know you have, how Ryan I've always said half
Speaker 1: of Oh, oh okay, I got it.
Speaker 3: I think we'll think Well, I'll tell everybody what happened.
Speaker 2: So I really wanted to see this movie and then
Speaker 2: kept getting great reviews, and like, I love Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3: I do love Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2: And it's like making all this money and everyone's talking
Speaker 2: about it, and I think it's from the same guy
Speaker 2: that did The Martian, which I love the mark.
Speaker 3: What about Ryan Gosling, He's.
Speaker 1: Acting by himself the whole time.
Speaker 2: I know he's He's a genius. That is incredible. First
Speaker 2: of all, sidebar I we're gonna talk about Project Hilmeyer,
Speaker 2: but I need to talk about d dra Hall and
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3: So are you too young for Days of Our Lives?
Speaker 1: I am a little too young for it in the
Speaker 1: sense I didn't watch it, but I know all about it.
Speaker 1: I know Days of our Lives. I have a friend
Speaker 1: that works on the show.
Speaker 3: I know, I do, oh name drop.
Speaker 2: So in my era, era, era, era, era, we would
Speaker 2: go home from school, era and it would be three
Speaker 2: o'clock and we watched Days of Our Lives. And so
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling, somebody, this guy Josh Horwitz, asked Ryan Gosling
Speaker 2: something about like his men, you know, the actors he admired,
Speaker 2: and he whips out Dedra Hall, and if I did
Speaker 2: not perk my years up, like because he's talking about
Speaker 2: how the storyline when she was possessed, of course I
Speaker 2: know it, like I'm in the bow and Hope Kayla
Speaker 2: and patch Era like this was the everybody was running
Speaker 2: home and like you weren't vcring that crap. You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm watching that lie right right, Like Young and the
Speaker 2: Restless was cool, but it's eleven am. I'm at school, like,
Speaker 2: so I was running home to get Days of Our Lives?
Speaker 2: So does he not talk about how great Ddra Hall is?
Speaker 2: Does Dedre Hall suddenly and him to the set of
Speaker 2: Days of Our Lives? He accepts, I mean, I'm in
Speaker 2: I'm like, when is Ryan Gosling going to the set
Speaker 2: of Days of Our Lives, which, by the way, I
Speaker 2: have been to and it's very a soap opera set
Speaker 2: is very strange.
Speaker 3: Have you been?
Speaker 1: I have not, But it's right across the street from
Speaker 1: our offices.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It's just like a box a box, a box, a
Speaker 2: box with like mini set, mini set, many set.
Speaker 1: So we'll get into this.
Speaker 2: But I wrote my thesis on soap opera fans, So
Speaker 2: we'll talk about them another. But yeah, so anyway, Projectail Mary.
Speaker 2: So if you're feeling what I'm feeling, which is it's
Speaker 2: a three hour commitment, the movie is two hours and
Speaker 2: thirty six minutes, and I don't think that counts the previews.
Speaker 1: Oh so I was.
Speaker 2: Like overwhelmed, shook to my core because I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want to see this so bad. But three hours, I
Speaker 2: was like, I couldn't figure. I was like anxious about it.
Speaker 2: So I had a free ticket to the movie theater
Speaker 2: in my town. So because one time I went to
Speaker 2: the movies and the projector busted. Remember that Jurassic Park
Speaker 2: Scarlett Johansson. So it's a small town. So I had
Speaker 2: a free ticket. So I go, you know I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for half the movie and then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go on with my day and then when I
Speaker 2: have time, I'll go watch the other.
Speaker 1: Half, right, right, So you have to watch the other half?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna watch it this weekend?
Speaker 2: I think I'm seeing the Mario movie, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get to it.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna say. It's great. I'm not I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could have sat there for another
Speaker 2: hour and a half because I think I would have
Speaker 2: gotten like, well, like stressed, and I had to go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Not do do. But so, but it is a good
Speaker 3: movie so far. It is very good, all right, I
Speaker 3: mean not much.
Speaker 1: I have to say. I think it's crazy that he's
Speaker 1: acting by himself entirely for the Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3: He just was totally by himself with the ball.
Speaker 1: You know what, that is an excellent callback that I
Speaker 1: did not I did not even register because I love
Speaker 1: that movie and you're at a castaway.
Speaker 3: Absolutely people in it. They flash back to like before
Speaker 3: he went in the spaceship right right, Look, it's good.
Speaker 2: Maybe i'll report back after I've seen the second half.
Speaker 1: So in the second half, are you going to go
Speaker 1: an hour and a half late?
Speaker 2: Yes, I timed it. I figured out exactly what time
Speaker 2: so that I'll go. I'm gonna I'm gonna have a
Speaker 2: little crossover. I thought I'll have a bit to refresh
Speaker 2: the old, you know, and then off i'll go.
Speaker 3: So enough of that. You want to hear about what
Speaker 3: happened to me at the car.
Speaker 1: I am thrilled and so excited to hear about what
Speaker 1: happened to you at the car wash, so pooped.
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of poop talk.
Speaker 2: You may from time to time you may hear poop
Speaker 2: talk here, but I am afraid of pooping in public,
Speaker 2: like I cannot.
Speaker 3: That's absolutely a hard note.
Speaker 1: So you never use a public restroom.
Speaker 2: I use them for number one, but I would never
Speaker 2: go number in a public restroom unless it's dire. Like
Speaker 2: by dire, I mean like dire.
Speaker 1: So when you go to the cow cow game and
Speaker 1: you're there all.
Speaker 3: Day, never, oh my god, never, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You just hold it.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know. I don't hold it. I've gone, I.
Speaker 2: Go before I go. You'll just you'll just go at
Speaker 2: a stadium.
Speaker 3: No problem.
Speaker 1: Well I have a little bit of issues where it
Speaker 1: only happens every three days, so it's fine. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's a problem. I'm just pronically constant.
Speaker 3: Have you tried raisin bran? Have you tried?
Speaker 1: You know what helps? His magnesium and I just need
Speaker 1: to do it every day.
Speaker 3: I supposed to that on my feet for my all
Speaker 3: my menopaus.
Speaker 1: Wow, continue with your story.
Speaker 2: I'm also trying to get off sugar, but whatever, it's
Speaker 2: a sidebar. So I go to the car wash. I think,
Speaker 2: first of all, I don't eat cheese. Sorry, no, it's whatever.
Speaker 2: We've made it enough time that if people suddenly turn
Speaker 2: the channel, it's okay, thanks for listening. Listen if you
Speaker 2: want to. Well, we'll put poop talk at the end too.
Speaker 2: So I had already eating cheese again because I thought
Speaker 2: maybe I can eat cheese.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what. I can't eat cheese.
Speaker 2: The last two times i've had cheese, I've had incidents
Speaker 2: want at Macy's. Sorry, Macy's super sorry, But that one
Speaker 2: was okay. This was at the car wash. And let
Speaker 2: me tell you, I was like, I don't have my car,
Speaker 2: Like my car is at the car wash. You can
Speaker 2: you cannot eject. I was like the full panic. I
Speaker 2: was so panicked. I didn't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just gonna have to do this.
Speaker 3: Go in.
Speaker 2: Of course, I turned the water on the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just a wreck over it, go back out.
Speaker 1: Probably having a hot flashed during this.
Speaker 3: Is an absolute disaster.
Speaker 2: I have to go again, and I'm like, I'm actually panicking.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can ever go to that car
Speaker 2: wash again. And then what I do is immediately text
Speaker 2: all of you, like, because I felt like this will
Speaker 2: help me If I text you all like.
Speaker 3: I'm at the car wash, I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can go back to the car.
Speaker 1: It just reminds me of when Joe Jonahs pants.
Speaker 2: When he said that he goes, Guys, I don't know,
Speaker 2: somebody asked them like a life changing moment or something.
Speaker 3: Like that, and he just goes.
Speaker 2: In eighth grade, I put my pants, but he sent
Speaker 2: the essay word I put my pants, and now I'm
Speaker 2: a Jonahs brother. And I was like, are you the
Speaker 2: most iconic person on the planet.
Speaker 1: So you can be a Jonah's brother one day?
Speaker 3: I am a Jonas brother.
Speaker 2: Like, I was like, I need to know every detail
Speaker 2: of what happened to him in eighth grade or whatever
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: But I did not pants.
Speaker 1: It just you had issues in the in the restroom.
Speaker 1: You know, it happens to the best of us. It
Speaker 1: happens to all of us. Does it does it?
Speaker 3: That's my question?
Speaker 1: It does? Does we all have one story like that? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys. Should we go to paradise?
Speaker 2: But I feel like this is a safe space for
Speaker 2: people to if you got to talk about it, talk
Speaker 2: about it here, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna have to stop eating cheese.
Speaker 1: There's no So I have a quick question for you
Speaker 1: before we move on to Paris.
Speaker 3: Hannah's reminding me of something. Producer Hannah also, I.
Speaker 2: Because you know, no, because here's why I was so
Speaker 2: nervous that you know, those seat covers I took like
Speaker 2: eleven eleven and so it's not like I clogged the
Speaker 2: toilet with my you know what, because I was like,
Speaker 2: the water's running that there's like forty seven seat covers.
Speaker 3: It was so stressful. And then.
Speaker 1: Beause milk or is it just cheese?
Speaker 3: Specifically, can you milk? I came out of ice cream.
Speaker 3: I know all this. No, I literally felt like a criminal.
Speaker 2: First of all, I felt like I text you guys,
Speaker 2: I'm Bonnie and Clyde. Because now the toilet has all
Speaker 2: those seat covers. It's just an absolute disaster. So I
Speaker 2: just ran out like I had stolen jewelry.
Speaker 1: Human that has to deal with that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 2: didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: You know, look, but yeah, you gotta yeah it happened.
Speaker 2: I guess that's that's a wrap on the car wash.
Speaker 2: I have to drive further into the car. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna wash.
Speaker 1: Do a mobile car wash. Those are expensive where they
Speaker 1: come to your house, so you never know.
Speaker 2: I like that it's expensive, but at least I always
Speaker 2: have my safe body.
Speaker 3: Should we switch to Paradise?
Speaker 1: Is this the time I'm ready?
Speaker 3: My song picks first? My song picks? Okay?
Speaker 2: So this is something I've dreamed about, like all my
Speaker 2: life is being able to tell people a great tune.
Speaker 2: So okay, because I am like way too much time
Speaker 2: on TikTok, I'm trying to limit it, Like what's your
Speaker 2: TikTok time?
Speaker 1: I don't do TikTok? I like Instagram?
Speaker 3: What okay, what's your Instagram done?
Speaker 1: Hmmm? You mean like at night before I go to bed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, do you cap it at an hour or something?
Speaker 1: Well, my phone yells at me when it's over thirty minutes?
Speaker 1: I okay, So I always say ignored.
Speaker 2: Oh, and you're like, think you crack at it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go for some more. Yeah, okay, stot it Okay,
Speaker 2: totally good. So right, sometimes I'm like five minutes on
Speaker 2: TikTok two hours later, I'm like, oh exactly, So anyway
Speaker 2: I try, I'm trying to do an hour TikTok, but
Speaker 2: I find these songs so these I don't know anything
Speaker 2: about these artists, like these musicians. I just like the song.
Speaker 2: So I'm not like advocating, you know anything. I don't
Speaker 2: know these people, but I love the songs. So I'm
Speaker 2: trying to find undiscovered songs. So I'm not gonna be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, guys, let me tell you what's the
Speaker 2: hit Olivia Dean?
Speaker 3: You know, like I'm not doing right? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2: This is like me deep diving aggressively on TikTok And
Speaker 2: this is country. I like countries, so you can do
Speaker 2: it for you know what, you like pop?
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like pop eighteen forty bop?
Speaker 2: So uh, emma, manny, I don't know. Somehow we can
Speaker 2: play the two hooks for my picks of the week.
Speaker 2: And can you guys say the artist names because I don't.
Speaker 2: I just go buy the song.
Speaker 6: Yes, this is Brad Hohodes and this.
Speaker 2: Is and you guys tell me, so here's the game.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna tell me? Am I right that
Speaker 2: these are jams summer bops.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that mine.
Speaker 2: You incore what you had?
Speaker 1: Jaysay here just tend fun, but you look says otl ass.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me it's just the ten.
Speaker 3: I can't read between. I mean that is a ten thoughts. No,
Speaker 3: what guys, that's a ten? Ten out of ten, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: We could not be more different.
Speaker 3: Hannah, get Hannah in here, Hannah.
Speaker 6: I liked it. I'm a country fan.
Speaker 3: I thank you so much. Hannah got ten.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was maybe ten, five to ten
Speaker 3: years ago. I don't think so anymore.
Speaker 2: Feels done.
Speaker 3: It feels like it's been done. No, totally, it feels
Speaker 3: like ten.
Speaker 1: What's the red Solo Cup song? How does that go?
Speaker 1: Feels like that?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. Oh my god, give me the other
Speaker 3: one now?
Speaker 2: This is my other one that I also feel is
Speaker 2: my current ten you guys, Emma, you like country, Emma,
Speaker 2: get in here?
Speaker 3: This is thank you? Did you think that was a ten?
Speaker 3: Here's my two picks right now.
Speaker 1: Don't save me home. We just got started. Don't I
Speaker 1: can see it as you're an you can.
Speaker 3: Sell them are rich feelings. Don't save me ham one
Speaker 3: more drink let than that get if you keep getting.
Speaker 2: This close me.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 6: That was good, straight Daylan Wilder. It will be out
Speaker 6: April third, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so those are my picks for the week.
Speaker 1: So that was good. So much this I feel like, Emma,
Speaker 1: you give us a gen Z version of this next
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, I will. That was it. Those are two tons
Speaker 3: Amy dancing. Thank you so much. Okay, So now if
Speaker 3: you listen if you want.
Speaker 2: To, but you don't have to because we're gonna give
Speaker 2: spoilers of Paradise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is spoilers are coming, guys. So if you
Speaker 1: don't want this, you get out of here. But we
Speaker 1: got to talk about Paradise.
Speaker 3: Out of here.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to because okay, good good, good good.
Speaker 3: And one of our producers doesn't want this, so Hannah
Speaker 3: get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah bye, hannahs.
Speaker 3: And if you want you're out. Where to begin you
Speaker 3: can begin?
Speaker 1: My thoughts are the there's way too many. I need
Speaker 1: somebody else to start this conversation because.
Speaker 2: Jane's not dead. Obviously she's not dead. Jane's a dead
Speaker 2: person does not get up and walk away.
Speaker 3: Jane found out who Alex was.
Speaker 6: Alex's AI Quantum computer that Dylan Bill, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I called that. I called that from from two
Speaker 1: episodes ago.
Speaker 3: Do we believe? Link and Dylan like, what are we talking? Though?
Speaker 2: This is the part that I'm like, are we talking
Speaker 2: like body jumping?
Speaker 6: I heard a theory on Instagram today, so I guess
Speaker 6: the producer said this, and I didn't see the source,
Speaker 6: but the producer said that it's like a block of
Speaker 6: cheese and then you take you slice the cheese into
Speaker 6: these different times and then you can put the other
Speaker 6: slices into this slice.
Speaker 3: I'm like, was it like multiverse? Yes? I think so.
Speaker 3: This is the only.
Speaker 2: Part that I'm like, time, I don't I don't know
Speaker 2: about that right Like this that stresses me out because
Speaker 2: it would be one thing if like, oh she went
Speaker 2: back in time and didn't Why didn't you just go
Speaker 2: back in time and fix the planet, Like I don't
Speaker 2: get it, go back in time and fix the right.
Speaker 3: Corruption or whatever happened. Okay, what I saw.
Speaker 1: But I think that's I think that's the point. That's
Speaker 1: the point.
Speaker 5: What I saw is that Link is not her son Dylan,
Speaker 5: but Alex placed him, predicted him in front of her
Speaker 5: same birthday, same name, to make her think she was
Speaker 5: seeing her son so that she could die with everything.
Speaker 3: I think she was.
Speaker 1: With the world.
Speaker 2: I prefer that. I prefer that it's less wonky. Do
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Because it's getting it's giving me.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, I'm not saying it jumpy the sharky.
Speaker 3: It didn't.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's I love it, but it's giving lost,
Speaker 2: and I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not for that.
Speaker 1: It is giving lost. My other theory is that Jane
Speaker 1: is like indestructible. Don't remember, She's just like literally indestructible.
Speaker 3: And you and Jane, would you not wear a bulletproof
Speaker 3: vest everywhere going?
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it.
Speaker 3: She was bleeding out. So like, Okay, I saw that
Speaker 3: Alex created Jane.
Speaker 1: What No, No, I think I think Jane saved Sinatra somehow.
Speaker 1: And Sinatra's not dead either.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, that's good. That's good, right, That's
Speaker 3: what I thought.
Speaker 6: But then Alex Alex predicted that Sinatra is going to
Speaker 6: die that day.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here predicted that that was the last time
Speaker 1: Alex was going to see Sinatra, so that he is
Speaker 1: open for interpretation.
Speaker 2: Were you nervous that Sterling was not going to make
Speaker 2: it out the door. I was like, brokay, I have
Speaker 2: a theory, run faster.
Speaker 5: I have another thing that I saw in the beginning season,
Speaker 5: the first season, when he was running through stars Hollow.
Speaker 5: That is the same route that he used to get out.
Speaker 5: So he had been running that route already, and so
Speaker 5: Alex like predicted that he was going to be able
Speaker 5: to get out because he had.
Speaker 2: That's also excellent, Emma, excellent, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's not these are not.
Speaker 2: Your theories are not bothering me because I just I
Speaker 2: don't I'm not here for the time traveling like I
Speaker 2: don't want that.
Speaker 5: I think I don't want really really smart technology.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe in totally, one hundred percent going to
Speaker 3: give you that.
Speaker 2: And someone said she was watching on the cameras just
Speaker 2: so she knew at what moment the doors could close
Speaker 2: or Alex did or whatever. Okay, here's something I'm bummed about.
Speaker 2: I could have done a little bit and maybe we'll
Speaker 2: get this, maybe we won't. I would have liked to
Speaker 2: know a little more about the Dome town, like now
Speaker 2: that the dometown has crumbled, I would have liked more like,
Speaker 2: how are they living in this dome, you know, like
Speaker 2: the robot ducks and that kind of stuff. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I mean I think I could have used another episode
Speaker 2: about just life in the dometown.
Speaker 5: Yeah, really, I agree because I'm interested in that. I
Speaker 5: think I was expecting more from shanelean Woodley's character.
Speaker 3: That was a quick hello and goodbye.
Speaker 2: Yeah for how everyone's saying while she played the part,
Speaker 2: Everyone's saying she's gonna get the Emmy.
Speaker 1: That like, if Dylan is gonna get back to the machine,
Speaker 1: I'm sure Shale's gonna come back somehow.
Speaker 2: No, that's what this is, an invasion of the body snatchers. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's We cannot bring dead people
Speaker 2: back to.
Speaker 1: Life, but in some other reincarnation.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping not. I think Shalene is gone. But bravo
Speaker 2: to the performance, I will say that.
Speaker 1: And I have two bones to pick on this series.
Speaker 1: Bone bone number one. This baby, who has never been
Speaker 1: fed or had a diaper change, is alive and well
Speaker 1: and does not cry.
Speaker 2: I think they're ever changing the diaper and feeding the baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but are they feeding the baby?
Speaker 6: Mentioned the bottle?
Speaker 3: Remember, right, I know?
Speaker 1: But if you remember when he left that town. After
Speaker 1: Shalne died, it gave him one can of formula as
Speaker 1: a mother, you know, one can of formula allows Max.
Speaker 3: To where's the mailman?
Speaker 1: Where's the mailman? And then this is my third one,
Speaker 1: is is truly ever going to tell his wife that?
Speaker 2: But did in your late Lenko when Sarah Shaw he
Speaker 2: came up to meet you, and I.
Speaker 3: Felt that, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I felt that this is rough.
Speaker 3: This is rough.
Speaker 6: Somebody said we should be paying attention to the apple
Speaker 6: pie as well. I don't know what the apple pie.
Speaker 3: That's making me think of what apple pie?
Speaker 1: Link wanted apple pie?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, that was odd.
Speaker 1: That was odd.
Speaker 3: And also how a link is that link is a
Speaker 3: smoke show?
Speaker 1: He's a a smoke Also how Sinatra just like hit,
Speaker 1: her husband is not sad that she's dead.
Speaker 5: He's also hot, by the way, I saw something that
Speaker 5: her husband was a figment of her imagination because somebody
Speaker 5: isn't seen outside.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: But that's not true because he's inside the thing and
Speaker 2: he found the daughter and he's jumping into cars.
Speaker 3: That's not true. That's a bunch of malarkey.
Speaker 2: But he's hot. But maybe they don't know she's she's
Speaker 2: she's dead. They may we just don't know search for her.
Speaker 1: Well, I understand he's just like eating corn dogs. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like he's just walking around not not.
Speaker 3: He's already written to guys.
Speaker 6: They're actually filming, I think actually this week or next
Speaker 6: week season three, like I.
Speaker 2: Know, definitely coming back, but you know it's it's demolished.
Speaker 3: We're not going to be filming in there. It's gone.
Speaker 3: That dome town is gone.
Speaker 2: So my other question is in this other bunker, is
Speaker 2: it just Alex or is there a whole nother town over.
Speaker 5: There under the Denver Airport statue within itself?
Speaker 3: What's the deal with that statue?
Speaker 5: Well, underneath it is a bunker, like an actual people.
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with that statue?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the like lasers at night they point they like horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, time out, time out, an actual bunker. Em
Speaker 1: because you went to the school in Colorado. What are
Speaker 1: the theories of underneath the Denver Airport?
Speaker 5: That there's an actual bunker underneath the Denver Airport And
Speaker 5: the theories are this is in Irl, yes, And the
Speaker 5: theories are that the man that was building the horse
Speaker 5: statue at the airport, the horse ended up falling on
Speaker 5: him and killing him. So it's like the horse has
Speaker 5: like the spirit in him, and so the eyes like
Speaker 5: stare at you.
Speaker 1: And do they stare at you? Do they like you
Speaker 1: see it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know the I me and my roommate were watching,
Speaker 5: We're like, oh my gosh, I wonder if they're going
Speaker 5: to tie in the Denver Airport because they're in Colorado and.
Speaker 3: They I think there's a town under Disneyland. So there's town.
Speaker 3: There's like things under things.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm just saying, yeah, there's like prisons underneath like
Speaker 1: every hotel in Vegas, Like it's is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think there was, like it was inspired by an
Speaker 6: old town that was actually Oh my gosh that I
Speaker 6: remember seeing something the first season that there's some truth
Speaker 6: to this bunker idea and that it was actually built
Speaker 6: and something happened.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, why was the ceiling falling? Like why
Speaker 2: was like all that crap falls?
Speaker 1: And I think it was it was just like exploding levels.
Speaker 5: Remember they cut that.
Speaker 3: That seems so dangerous. That seems veryous. I am pretty
Speaker 3: sad when the guy died.
Speaker 2: The guy I forgot his name, Geiger, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I want to call him Geiger, the.
Speaker 3: Old guy there was friends with Link.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was sad. That was really sad.
Speaker 1: Happy Robinson didn't die and that the President's son came
Speaker 1: back and Jeremy.
Speaker 3: To me too, me too, me too? I love him.
Speaker 1: Bring James Morrison back.
Speaker 2: At least figs. James Morriston is right, like a list
Speaker 2: at flashbacks of him. How about James Marsen being the
Speaker 2: smartest one of everybody, because it was like.
Speaker 3: This is undestractable, it is not We're never gonna have
Speaker 3: a problem.
Speaker 2: And then James Marson's like, yeah, how about if that
Speaker 2: all happens at the same time, and the guy's like, like,
Speaker 2: James Marsden.
Speaker 1: Right, he's he's the goat, might have been the smartest
Speaker 1: of the whole thing. I agree. I agree with that.
Speaker 3: God he is so hot he is. Is that inappropriate?
Speaker 2: Did we decide that? I know we're been debating. Are
Speaker 2: we allowed to say? Yeah, we're allowed to say that.
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 5: I just thought of this and it has nothing to
Speaker 5: do with Paradise, But have you guys started the new
Speaker 5: jury duty?
Speaker 2: Of course, it's funny, but I miss James Marsden. It's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: It's great for when you're washing the dishes. So here's
Speaker 2: what I recommend, Get yourself the Amazon. I can't say
Speaker 2: it because mine will.
Speaker 3: Did you hear me? Get yourself that?
Speaker 2: Put it in your kitchen and then you say, put
Speaker 2: on jury duty while you're doing the dishes.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm. It's that kind of a show, right. You
Speaker 1: can just listen. You don't feel like you can listen
Speaker 1: like Paradise. You need if you want to, you need
Speaker 1: to sit and watch you.
Speaker 3: Know what, and watch like you really like you have
Speaker 3: to the pit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pit's great.
Speaker 2: The first of all, No Wiley, I don't advocate for
Speaker 2: We're not wearing a helmet unless you're Noah Wiley.
Speaker 3: On the beginning of that first episode, Wow, I literally
Speaker 3: Google does know Wiley know how to ride a motorcycle?
Speaker 3: And it's a dukatti.
Speaker 2: I'm not even a motorcycle I'm not even a tattoo girl.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I'm a tattoo and motorcycle girl.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you love a tattoo?
Speaker 3: What about like full arms love it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, but if you dipped out, you missed some great.
Speaker 3: Great stuff here.
Speaker 2: I think the last ten minutes might be the best
Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Well, if they dipped out, I guess they're not really
Speaker 1: listening to this part all day.
Speaker 2: Anyway, listen if you want to listen, if you want to,
Speaker 2: what's our sign off?
Speaker 3: How do we sign off?
Speaker 1: You listen because you wanted to?
Speaker 3: We knew you know, I don't care for that sign on?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, that's what if we just said listen
Speaker 2: if you want to, by no, get no slam slam.
Speaker 1: See you next time, not see next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Just kidding, listen if you want to. This isn't even Tuesday,
Speaker 2: it's what day is today?
Speaker 1: Thursday?
Speaker 3: Thursday.
Speaker 1: I think we just say listen if you want to, click,
Speaker 1: go ahead. Do you sign us off on our first
Speaker 1: official episode? You go?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Everybody, listen if you want to.
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't care for that's good?
Speaker 1: That's good. You mean the episode in general.
Speaker 3: Like pretty good?
Speaker 1: If I read us, I was if you're still my
Speaker 1: performance was?
Speaker 3: Oh you did?
Speaker 2: I think it's you were having some Wi Fi issues? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it's like I'm going to give us like, look,
Speaker 2: you don't want to start with a ten. People expect
Speaker 2: too much, right, We started with the right, you're right,
Speaker 2: and it's only up from here.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta figure out how to get WiFi in
Speaker 1: my freaking office.
Speaker 3: I think we can go now, are we still on air?
Speaker 1: I was just talking to you as like a human being.
Speaker 1: I literally was just talking to you as a human being.
Speaker 3: It's done, it's always on. And Maddy said, get Expinity.
Speaker 3: Talk to you guys later. Listen if you want to.