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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's pitching city officials on swapping

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Speaker 1: out regular toilet water from mountain dew.

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Speaker 2: So we can do the do Do.

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Speaker 1: In fact, that's our city's newest tourist slogan, Come visit

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Speaker 1: and do the dodo, the.

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Speaker 3: First one that takes a straw to the toilet bowl.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other green gushes just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Canada. Earlier this month,

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Speaker 1: a fifty eight year old woman named Wendy Washik was

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Speaker 1: outside playing with some neighborhood kids at a backyard barbecue

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Speaker 1: Fine when she picked up a water gun and started

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Speaker 1: chasing the kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a pump style water gun, orange and

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Speaker 2: green one. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said she didn't really know how to work it

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Speaker 1: because quote, it's not like I play with water guns

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Speaker 1: at my age. Anyway, As she was having fun with

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Speaker 1: the kids, she accidentally sprayed a neighbor in another yard

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Speaker 1: who was three feet away cutting his grass.

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Speaker 3: Tell me she started a neighborhood wide water gun fight.

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Speaker 2: That would be fun.

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Speaker 1: This story is much sadder because she tried to apologize,

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Speaker 1: but the guy flipped out and called the cops on her.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I know our Canadian cops actually show it up

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Speaker 4: for this.

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Speaker 2: Type of sun.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, I get it, and even more unbelievable. She

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Speaker 1: was charged with assault with a weapon and then put

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Speaker 1: on leave at her work.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That the reason why is that she's an educational assistant

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Speaker 1: and can't go back till the case is cleared up

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Speaker 1: because no one at her school is allowed to teach

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Speaker 1: with a potential felony case that's going to cost felon

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Speaker 1: It would be so as you can imagine, this has

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Speaker 1: been a complete nightmare for her.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. And I bet that man suffered so hard.

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Speaker 3: I mean I bet it s took him at least

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Speaker 3: ten minutes to dry off. I know, yeah, I can't

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Speaker 3: imagine the trauma that he must.

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Speaker 2: Have gone through.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sympathizing. Apparently he does. He is kind

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Speaker 1: of like a jerk and a menace in that neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: complains about everybody all the time. Wendy says the whole

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Speaker 1: thing was very upsetting. She's cried herself to sleep many

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Speaker 1: nights she's dueing court on the twenty fourth, and we

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Speaker 1: have a link to her crowdfunding campaign to help with

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Speaker 1: legal fees up on our Insta stories at broken Jeffery.

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Speaker 3: So where's the campaign where we all drive by an

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Speaker 3: Egg's house?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Where's that campaign?

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Speaker 1: This next Laser stories out of India.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever uttered this phrase?

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Speaker 1: I don't care about the money, it's the principle of it.

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Speaker 2: If so, this guy is your new hero.

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Speaker 1: He's a sixty six year old lawyer named Tungue Nath Chattervetti.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I hope I'm saying that right.

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Speaker 1: Tungu Nath Chattervetti, and he won a lawsuit that he

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Speaker 1: filed twenty two years.

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Speaker 2: Ago, a long time.

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Speaker 1: The best part, the best part was the amount of

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Speaker 1: money that he was fighting over was worth about one

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Speaker 1: American quarter.

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Speaker 2: Twenty five cents.

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Speaker 4: Twenty two years to get twenty five cents.

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Speaker 2: That's right because back in nineteen ninety nine, Toungu.

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Speaker 1: Nath bought two train tickets for a short trip through

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Speaker 1: northern India and the station cashier short changed him around

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Speaker 1: twenty five cents, then refused to correct his mistake, so

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Speaker 1: he began drawing up lawsuit after lawsuit, and this continued

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Speaker 1: for years. Even his family begged him to drop it,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't, and one hundred and twenty court hearings later,

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Speaker 1: he finally.

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Speaker 2: Got sweet sweet justice.

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Speaker 4: You guys, this would be my mother non exaggerating. She

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Speaker 4: knows people who didn't give her back three cents change

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Speaker 4: from twenty years ago he still holds it against them.

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Speaker 4: She'd be like, I don't trust that person, and you

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Speaker 4: want to know why didn't give me my change?

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Speaker 3: Correct?

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Speaker 1: H Maybe she was his lawyer because a judge just

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Speaker 1: ruled in his favor. So the train station has to

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Speaker 1: pay him the twenty five cents back. That's it plus

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Speaker 1: twelve percent interest per year, so three dollars.

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Speaker 2: He's never getting on that right now.

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Speaker 1: The judge also ordered the company to pay him for

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Speaker 1: mental anguish. That's an extra eight bucksy so completely worth.

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Speaker 4: It eight dollars, and his.

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Speaker 1: Lawyer fees were like ten thousand dollars. I'm glad he

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Speaker 1: finally got his justice. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of Chicago. A restaurant is making news for serving the

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Speaker 1: most expensive martini in the US. It's an Italian place

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Speaker 1: called Adelina, who collaborated with Marrow Fine Jewelry to create

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Speaker 1: a special cocktail name the Marrow Martini, and each one

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Speaker 1: comes with a tennis necklace featuring one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: diamonds set in fourteen carrot gold draped over the edge

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Speaker 1: of the glass.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I've never had a cocktail with diamonds.

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Speaker 1: I've never been like, hey, can I get a cocktail?

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Speaker 2: Hold the diamond.

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Speaker 1: And now you finally can say that, Nikko, wonder you

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Speaker 1: get with the diamonds? Cho Yes, it is being sold

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Speaker 1: for a reasonable thirteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, get out of here, Joe.

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Speaker 1: They say, what makes the Marrow Martini truly unique is

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Speaker 1: the seamless fusion of fine jewelry and luxury dining. It's

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Speaker 1: not just about the cocktail, which does have tomato water

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Speaker 1: in it. It's about creating an elevated experience.

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Speaker 2: I'm not lying. It really has tomato water in it.

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Speaker 2: That's not as cool as it sounds.

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Speaker 1: All of them they do have to warn patrons to

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Speaker 1: not drink the diamond neck by the way.

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Speaker 2: Oh come on, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean you just have to wait for it to come

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Speaker 3: out to get and maybe spend thirteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: On it and you eat it The next time a

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Speaker 1: guy tells me to choose a place for drinks.

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Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of research World.

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Speaker 1: Scientists at Penn State University have discovered a disastrous link

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Speaker 1: between snack dips and caloric intake.

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Speaker 4: But they.

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought that snack dips have calories in

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Speaker 1: It's true snackers consume seventy seven percent more calories when

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Speaker 1: eating chips serve with dip than just chips alone without dip.

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Speaker 2: Out of Penn State University.

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Speaker 4: Can Penn State do a survey about how.

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Speaker 2: Much we care brook?

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Speaker 1: I know it seems obvious, but the researchers assumed that

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Speaker 1: adding dip to the snack would cause people to eat

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Speaker 1: fewer chips. Oh hell, the and guess what have they

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Speaker 1: never snacked the Apparently they don't Oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, the lab to enjoy snacks.

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Speaker 4: I mean, get these boys, uh and girls a bowl

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Speaker 4: of block.

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Speaker 3: And let's go.

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Speaker 1: I know why because during the study, the first trial,

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Speaker 1: the group was given three small.

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Speaker 2: Bags of chips.

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Speaker 1: The second time they were given three more small bags

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Speaker 1: of chips, but with bowls of ranch creamy and they

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Speaker 1: told them just eat as much as they wanted, so naturally,

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Speaker 1: these people ate everything both times study happens in America.

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Speaker 2: They know that right actually ate the ranch.

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Speaker 4: Bowl ranch together, are like, it's so good.

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Speaker 2: Also, they found that.

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Speaker 1: The test subjects would eat the chips faster if there

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Speaker 1: was dip involved too, So if you're looking to drop

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Speaker 1: some LB's, beware of the dip.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I'm looking to be a test subject.

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Speaker 2: Yea, this guy's scared.

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Speaker 1: In fact, he's been known to double dip and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't even involve food.

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Speaker 2: And that sound means Laser storys has come to an

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Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,