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Speaker 1: Second date up day, We've heard of creative ways. Alexis

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Speaker 1: gets free drinks. When she's at the bar where she

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Speaker 1: claims to be from poison Control and is testing the

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Speaker 1: tequila for arsenic.

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Speaker 2: She wants, I'm gonna need.

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Speaker 1: Three more Prairie Fire shots just to be like really sure,

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Speaker 1: Oh and six shots for my friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to save the world.

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Speaker 1: One of our male listeners apparently figured out another way

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Speaker 1: to get free drinks for him and for his date

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Speaker 1: at multiple different spots, So get ready to take notes here.

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Speaker 1: His name is Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going good?

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Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's super intrigued. They want to hear how

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Speaker 2: you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: What do you inspect what do you act as in.

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Speaker 5: Like that it's something completely different?

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Speaker 3: Okay, no fake inspections.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll get to whatever your method is for getting

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Speaker 1: free drinks in a second. First, tell us about the

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Speaker 1: girl that you went out with. What's her name?

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Speaker 5: Oh, her name is Meghan. I met her online.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, what'd you like about Meghan? Sorry, your phone

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Speaker 6: just sounds like you're shouting into a megaphone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh is that sorry?

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Speaker 7: Is that better?

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Speaker 3: Not really, but we're just gonna go with it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Nathan, tell us how you and Meghan got to

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Speaker 1: the point of getting free drinks for each other.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so pretty much. Me and Meghan met up for

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Speaker 5: our first date. She tells me that she just got

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Speaker 5: like a promotion at her job. So I was like

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Speaker 5: super excited.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and a great reason to like take her out

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Speaker 6: and have something to talk about and.

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Speaker 1: Make her pay for the drinks because she's the one

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Speaker 1: making all the money.

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Speaker 6: Now you're rich.

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Speaker 5: Now, No, I'm not gonna make a girl pay for

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Speaker 5: a drink. So I have a better idea.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's your idea.

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Speaker 5: We went to a lot of bars. At every bar

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Speaker 5: I'd walk into, I would just yell out, hey, this

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Speaker 5: girl got a promotion.

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Speaker 4: People with the cheers is by a strop.

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Speaker 6: And then you ask wait, you said, can you buy

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Speaker 6: us drinks afterwards?

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Speaker 5: No, people would just cheer us and then buy a strink.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't work on.

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Speaker 6: Me, like a big congrate congrats you mind mindset would

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Speaker 6: be like jets from like, you make more money than me.

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Speaker 2: You not buy you a drink?

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Speaker 3: What bars you're going to?

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Speaker 4: Where?

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Speaker 3: Like nobody ever gets promotions it's just got fired.

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Speaker 6: What's smart about it is it's the truth. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 6: not like you're scamming.

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Speaker 3: People like you're engaged like a lot of people. It's

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Speaker 3: like you're legit.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretending it's your birthday.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty cool that that was working for you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean definitely was working. But I mean it got.

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Speaker 4: Pretty hazy, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Drinks last bar was actually who is proof?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we went to this one street that

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Speaker 5: has like a bunch of bars, and I was like,

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Speaker 5: pretty like past the point of buzz, you know, like

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Speaker 5: where you're like you got a drinking too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, talking zero to one hundred. When you went from

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Speaker 3: like oh things.

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Speaker 2: Are good to like now you start yelling for free food.

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Speaker 1: Anybody.

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Speaker 6: I don't know though, if you're like wasted wasted, Like

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Speaker 6: did you I mean, did you embarrass yourself?

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Speaker 5: Sounds like I remember I remember kissing her in the

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Speaker 5: back of the uber, so.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did she reciprocate?

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Speaker 5: I mean I remember getting back at her place watching

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Speaker 6: Okay, but you don't know how you went from ubers

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Speaker 6: were okay, I.

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Speaker 5: Remember ordering you ordered what we ordered to she But yeah,

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Speaker 5: I mean I woke up the next morning and she

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Speaker 2: Hold on, man, did you wake up at her place

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Speaker 5: Her place? But then I just took off, like I

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Speaker 5: got an uber and left. But haven't heard back from

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Speaker 2: Before you saw her?

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Speaker 3: Were you waking up in bed or just like on

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Speaker 5: I was on the couch, she was in the other room.

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Speaker 2: Wait was she still there when you left?

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Speaker 5: I think she was. I mean I didn't really look.

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Speaker 5: I was just concerned about getting at home to just recover.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't think you really want to

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Speaker 3: That's the time to be like reconnected, dude.

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Speaker 6: You've got to say something like you stayed the night

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Speaker 6: of the girl's house.

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Speaker 2: Like, if a dude just left.

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Speaker 6: Without saying anything from my house, I would think either

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Speaker 6: A he doesn't like me and he's trying to run,

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Speaker 6: or B he's a little weirdode you.

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Speaker 5: Guys don't even get it.

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Speaker 4: I was like cracked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that wouldn't be a good look the

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Speaker 1: following day to walk in.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, if you texted her, I think it's okay.

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Speaker 1: So well, Yeah, what's happened since then? Since you left

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Speaker 1: her apartment? Are you stay in contact?

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Speaker 5: Nothing? I got ghosted and I like just dropped off

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Speaker 3: You know. The good thing about this, she may think

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Speaker 3: the same thing. She may be like, I don't remember

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Speaker 3: a lot. Did I embarrass myself? Like you guys both

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Speaker 6: Do you know if she was on the same page

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she would go hand we were going

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Speaker 4: drink for drink, you know, like she's a cool chick.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to see her again. She's really awesome to

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Speaker 2: Okay, not lightweight.

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Speaker 3: Well, who knows what went wrong?

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Speaker 1: Maybe that Uber kiss that you thought was with her

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Speaker 3: But we're gonna find.

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Speaker 2: Out that nobody was thinking that.

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Speaker 1: Well, some people have lived better life experiences than others.

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Speaker 3: Nobody knows how I've lived my life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, except your Uber drivers.

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Speaker 3: There's the reason I have a five star review. It's

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Speaker 3: a I'm gonna say anyway, Nathan, Yeah, come on, Okay,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: We'll reach out to her and get to your second

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Speaker 1: date update. Right after this second date update, if you're

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Speaker 1: just joining us our listener. Nathan went on a wild,

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Speaker 1: kind of hazy first date with a woman named Megan.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there was any kind of about it, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, extremely hazy first date where he found out that

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Speaker 1: she got promoted, and that turned into a celebratory bar

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Speaker 1: crawl down the street. He didn't know it at the time,

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Speaker 1: but Nathan actually came up with kind of a genius

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Speaker 1: idea where every bar they walked into he announced, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this girl just got promoted at work, and immediately they'd

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Speaker 1: get free drinks showered upon them. Not showered like on them,

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Speaker 1: go to lunch, I'm telling everybody, yeah, this girl just

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Speaker 1: got a raise.

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Speaker 2: But there wasn't a lie.

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Speaker 8: There's a serious and.

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Speaker 1: To get you guys, that was fun for Nathan and

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Speaker 1: Meghan for the first two or three bars. After that,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't remember a whole lot except that he spent

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Speaker 2: And I can't believe they ordered drunk sushi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's that.

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Speaker 2: Why not drunk nachos.

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Speaker 3: It's an intoxicated choice. Nathan.

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Speaker 1: Clearly you had a lot of fun that night. But

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Speaker 1: why is it so important that you get in contact

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Speaker 1: with Megan again? Because maybe this was supposed to be

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Speaker 1: just like a one night crazy thing.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear she's got money now she's sugar mama.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're over management now, is that it, Nathan?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, I just I thought she was

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Speaker 4: I don't believe a lot of cool people, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's.

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Speaker 1: Kind of insulting anybody who knows him, by the way,

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Speaker 1: don't be offended by that. Yeah, maybe not a lot

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Speaker 1: of his friends get promoted, so he doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: I think that's cool.

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Speaker 6: I think that's a really sweet sentiment, which you know,

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Speaker 2: And romantic after a very drunken evening.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you were drunk, and maybe Meghan can help

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Speaker 6: It's going to be shocking to me that she doesn't

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Speaker 6: share something embarrassing that you did.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you're drunk. You don't remember what

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Speaker 1: Somebody did something, something happened, and we need to find out.

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Speaker 3: So let's dial her. Here we go, hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 3: is this Meghan?

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Speaker 5: Is this she?

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Speaker 2: Is this?

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Speaker 3: Hey Megan?

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Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a radio show you might

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Speaker 1: be familiar with called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: Which called say congratulations, Yeah, we're the big promotions.

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Speaker 3: You got promoted at your job.

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Speaker 1: We're a radio show it's called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning, and we sometimes reach out to people when

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Speaker 1: we hear they got job promotions. Sometimes we also reach

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're kind of checking multiple boxes celebrating the job promotion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you fell.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm a little I'm a little.

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Speaker 3: Simplify this for you.

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Speaker 1: We heard that you went out on a date with

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Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Nathan.

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Speaker 3: Oh why did you ask?

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Speaker 8: Are you serious? Are you guys know him or something?

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Speaker 3: Well, he listens to us.

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Speaker 1: Nathan is actually the one who told us about your

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Speaker 1: promotion and the way you guys celebrated that night.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh okay, Well what did he tell you? I'm curious?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, it's only good things that you sound so nervous.

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Speaker 8: I'm shaking. I'm very angry.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, were angry.

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Speaker 1: We don't know all the details, but we know there

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Speaker 1: was a bar crawl that had a lot of free

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Speaker 2: But he doesn't remember a lot.

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Speaker 8: Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him

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Speaker 8: back because he ate my goldfish, my pet.

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Speaker 3: Actual fish.

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Speaker 8: You just said my actual swimming fish. Cleo, gone, I

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Speaker 2: He said you had sushi.

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Speaker 8: No, he told you that we ordered sushi.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: Yes, he had like a forty minute conversation about how

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Speaker 8: no sushi places were open and none of them even

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Speaker 8: deliver here. No, did he tell you that we ordered sushi?

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Speaker 1: He said, Well, he said his memory was hazy, but

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Speaker 1: that's one of the things he remembered. I'm sorry, there's

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Speaker 1: no way, there's not even in your drunkest state.

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Speaker 6: Is a guy doing something that actually because I coached

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Speaker 8: I told him I was going to bed. He crashed

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold up, okay, is.

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Speaker 2: It he didn't even do it when you were present.

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Speaker 8: I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything, obviously, like

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Speaker 8: fish don't scream, So are you sure, like I've.

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Speaker 6: Heard of fish like jumping out of tanks before that happens.

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Speaker 8: I looked everywhere. There was no there's no Cleo, she's gone.

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Speaker 2: And you don't have a cat a cat, I.

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Speaker 8: Have no cat. Cleos was was my only pet.

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Speaker 1: We don't Okay, so sad it's we don't know that

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Speaker 3: You said yourself, and you didn't see it.

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Speaker 8: I didn't see it, and I didn't hear anything. But

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Speaker 8: if there's like a strange man in my apartment and

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Speaker 8: he's going on and on about ordering sushi, and I

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Speaker 6: Can you imagine telling your friends my date ate my

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's try as hard as we can not to

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Speaker 4: You there?

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Speaker 8: Hey, Hi, Yeah, hey Nathan, how's it going. Are you

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Speaker 4: Did that happen? I'm like forty percent sure that that.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't success, right, don't finish that.

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Speaker 4: Look, look, I don't know if that happened or not,

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Speaker 4: got that promotion. We got all those free drinks, so

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Speaker 4: that is rich.

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Speaker 8: You are blaming me because you got so shape you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, look, I don't really know if I want

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Speaker 8: Consider that fish.

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Speaker 2: God, the gold fish male situation.

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Speaker 6: Why are you jumping to like being horrified and really

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Speaker 1: Confused?

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Speaker 4: Look, I don't know what happened that night, okay, but

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Speaker 5: Sorry about the.

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Speaker 6: Off.

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Speaker 8: You're a rock or man? Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: He apologized. He admits maybe mistakes have been.

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Speaker 2: I love that, he apologized after he blamed me.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'll tell you this, Megan. We've been doing this

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Speaker 1: the other person's pet. You could be lucky number five, the.

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Speaker 6: First time we've had anyone ever eat another person's pet.

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Speaker 2: Jeff.

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Speaker 4: No, that's a cool way to meet.

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Speaker 3: A story for the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Speaker 8: If there ever was offially the worst date I've ever

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Speaker 8: been on.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you can't say that.

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Speaker 1: You can't say that until you go on one more

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be a funny wedding.

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Speaker 8: It'd be good because the only other thing I don't

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Speaker 6: No, he can bring you a new fish.

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Speaker 1: I have a better idea, alexis let's send them to

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Speaker 1: a place that actually serves up sushi for real.

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Speaker 8: Traumatic.

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Speaker 3: The right way.

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Speaker 7: Now, we'll do a Chloe No, just a normal first

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Speaker 8: I'm actually horrified that you suggested that you know what.

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Speaker 2: Jeff stands on his own on that one. That was

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Speaker 1: We do not endorse it, And fine, you're right. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I was a little bit insensitive to Leo. But I'm

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Speaker 1: going to step away now. I'm done defending the listeners. Nathan,

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Speaker 1: you have one final chance to win Megan over.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, Megan, would you like to hang out again?

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Speaker 3: To the point.

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Speaker 4: You should have reapologized first, look, there's really no truth

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Speaker 2: What would the proof be that even grow? Oh sir?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Nathan. It's sounding like it's a no.

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Speaker 2: You need to take a break from drinking.

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Speaker 4: I don't need a break from drinking. She needs a

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Speaker 3: Oh that'll teach you.

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Speaker 8: Megan's Yeah, maybe I'll learn my.

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Speaker 3: Lesson Finallyokie, Jeffrey in the morning. This does not happen

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Speaker 1: But after we recorded that segment, a half hour later,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that went well.

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Speaker 2: It took us a half an hour. She sattled that

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Speaker 1: OKA not sure if he'd been drinking during the phone

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Speaker 6: I mean please, if you have any larger pets, do

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Speaker 1: Because it's hard to come back after being accused of

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Speaker 3: That's rough when you you burp off a little lizard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know.

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Speaker 1: But there's lessons to be learned from every single call

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Speaker 1: that we do email the show. We'll call that person

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Speaker 1: who's not calling you back and go check out all

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Speaker 1: of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,