WEBVTT - No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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<v Speaker 1>Well the fucking mini your soul many episod well the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mini yever soul.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is. Ladies

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<v Speaker 2>and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of My

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<v Speaker 2>Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 3>The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 3>black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally work to prove the theories that you

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<v Speaker 2>the listener have at home. It's your time, baby. You're superstar,

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<v Speaker 2>You're a god. Damn you're a goddamn angel. And you

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<v Speaker 2>know what we want to hear what you gotta say.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, we love you, You're special to us. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>go down on you. Fuck it, We'll go you will,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll flip it over.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll go to the back too. Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not if we feel the way we feel about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't we smack it up, flip it, rub it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh No, I'm David Boring.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like Ston.

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<v Speaker 2>Kerman, And boy, is that a greeting we need to

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<v Speaker 2>learn to replicate? Huh? Should we? Should we do that

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<v Speaker 2>on every episode?

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's about as good as it's gonna get.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, smack it up, flip it rub it down. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm David Bord. I want a fucking way to introduce yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you don't know where I'm coming from.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all. I will say that that.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>We We've gotten a few messages last time we spoke.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe we talked about a bit of a debate

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<v Speaker 2>you and I had about the math from from driving

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<v Speaker 2>from Denver to the middle of Wyoming, the the un

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<v Speaker 2>undecided middle of Wyoming right. And I have now gotten three,

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<v Speaker 2>I think upwards of three emails from various listeners who

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<v Speaker 2>all wanted to make it clear that you, David, were

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<v Speaker 2>in fact correct.

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<v Speaker 4>About it there. And I don't even drive like that.

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<v Speaker 2>A person named Asia said, Hey, David and Langston love

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. Keep up the good work, David. You never

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<v Speaker 2>said we're in the middle of Wyoming. So I picked

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<v Speaker 2>Riverton on a good day. Denver to Riverton is three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and forty nine miles via I eighty West or

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<v Speaker 2>US two eighty seven North. A two thousand and six

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<v Speaker 2>Honda Civic Basic Bitch Model No Fast, no Furious, has

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<v Speaker 2>a fuel tank capacity of thirteen point two gallons and

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<v Speaker 2>gets thirty miles per gallon in the city and forty

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<v Speaker 2>on the highway. We're gonna use thirty because ain't no

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<v Speaker 2>way we're gonna risk it and run on fumes in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of Wyoming. If you're driving from a full

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<v Speaker 2>tank three hundred and ninety six miles per tank, you

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<v Speaker 2>can make it to Riverton with forty seven miles left

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<v Speaker 2>on empty. If this math is wrong, oh well, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it is. It is anyway, by bitches,

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<v Speaker 2>what Asia wrote, and to all of that, I say,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you, Asia. You didn't have to do none of that.

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<v Speaker 2>You could a mind your motherfucking business. Stayed the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out of grown folks business. Asia. Fuck you. Fuck fuck Carol, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck Padra because Pedra had a whole bunch of say

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<v Speaker 2>about this shit talking about two hundred and ninety four

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<v Speaker 2>miles from Denver to Jefferson City. Fuck all, y'all. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you all. You guys are great.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate you doing mad calculating in the lab whatever

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<v Speaker 3>you had to do to.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you could be wrong. I don't know, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I trust you. That's what I gotta say about that.

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<v Speaker 3>You couldn't be wrong, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I dressed you right, Yeah, I didn't care for you

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<v Speaker 2>dork's involving yourselves at all, But you don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate you listening. We're big fans.

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<v Speaker 4>That you're not at these dorks for doing research. You're

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<v Speaker 4>the one who does the research for this pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but only to my advantage, not not for other

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<v Speaker 2>people to sauce on me. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's fair. They were saucy.

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<v Speaker 2>They were saucy. They started. She said, if a train

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<v Speaker 2>is traveling at one hundred and thirty six miles per

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<v Speaker 2>hour in one direction, you know what I mean. She

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<v Speaker 2>hit me with some fucking word problems.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was a lot to unpack there, man, God

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<v Speaker 3>bless it. I got to drive to Wyoming. Now, get

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<v Speaker 3>some fireworks. Get some fireworks. That's right, you said that's

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<v Speaker 3>the big thing for Wyoming for y'all. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess. I assume there's some type of industry, but

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<v Speaker 3>for me, it was mostly for fireworks.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get into this unrelated I guess conspiracy theory. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is another thing that I should address before we

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<v Speaker 2>get into the conspiracy theory. I also received a message,

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<v Speaker 2>and this relates to our conversation around milk we remember

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about the dangers of milk. Recently, and unrelated,

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<v Speaker 2>a person named Brian sent me a message about my

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<v Speaker 2>puffy nipples. Maybe you remember we had a I do

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<v Speaker 2>remember discussion about puffy nipples as well and Brian. Brian said,

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<v Speaker 2>I too used to suffer from puffy nipples until one

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<v Speaker 2>day I read a Darwin D's blog post that talked

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<v Speaker 2>about how he used to be badly afflicted with acne

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<v Speaker 2>until he quit dairy. So I did the same, and

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<v Speaker 2>not only did my acne clear up, but my nipples

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<v Speaker 2>calmed the fuck down. I figured it was because I

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<v Speaker 2>no longer was no longer secondhanding some sort of nipple

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<v Speaker 2>based hormone, and because I was lactose intolerant. My conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory milk can fuck you up. Love the podcast. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>that's from Brian.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't I think that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's think there's legitimate of what Brian's saying.

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<v Speaker 4>It tracks like he did the research. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he he did the experiment on himself. He gave

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<v Speaker 2>up the milk, and them titties turned.

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<v Speaker 4>To what titties went flat on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And there's nothing wrong if you got puffy nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's no shame in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, don't ever feel bad about your poofy nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but but still, you know you could change it.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do something about it. And I'm gonna try

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<v Speaker 2>to do something about it now. Thank you Brian for

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<v Speaker 2>your inspiration.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you should like track your nipple puff progress.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a real small ruler and.

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<v Speaker 4>You take every pictures every day for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make an inspirational Instagram account for the titties

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<v Speaker 2>that I transformed my titties into.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, put like a like a grind hustle it motivate,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like that, but for going down.

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<v Speaker 2>And then after a while I'll start getting sponsorships or

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<v Speaker 2>things that have nothing to do with puffy nipples, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll oh yeah, it'll just be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like temporary tattoos that are like asking me to promote

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<v Speaker 2>their shit.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, motor oil for less pumpy nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I want to get into our actual big

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<v Speaker 2>email for the day. This is This came from a

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<v Speaker 2>person who requested to remain anonymous. Really they yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to share their name. And you'll see why.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty quickly, they sent a message. They said, high length

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<v Speaker 2>high lengths in the David, please don't use my name,

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<v Speaker 2>Smiley Face. I love the show, and for all the silliness,

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<v Speaker 2>you too, really stimulate productive conversation about the effect of

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<v Speaker 2>white supremacy on black people. I don't know if that

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<v Speaker 2>was our goal, but I'm glad that that's what you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of I also don't think you've heard the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We were over. We were aiming for chaoans. We weren't

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<v Speaker 2>really going to fix nothing. But but that said, it

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<v Speaker 2>means the world to us that that you feel that way.

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<v Speaker 2>They went on to say, my conspiracy theory that I've

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<v Speaker 2>been quietly spreading for months is that black families with

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<v Speaker 2>lots of kids become Jehovah's witnesses to avoid purchasing Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>and birthday gifts. They realized they should They could still

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<v Speaker 2>love Jesus and not have to buy into commercialism or holly,

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<v Speaker 2>or holidays or birthdays. Please find some examples to support

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<v Speaker 2>this idea below, Serena Williams family, Donald Glover's family, Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson's family. I rest my.

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<v Speaker 3>Case, man, that feels that feels pretty possible to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never known somebody who was like it was just

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<v Speaker 3>me and my single mom. We were Jehovah's witnesses, right right,

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<v Speaker 3>there was always twelve of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's always a fuck ton of kids that that

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<v Speaker 2>are Jehovah's witnesses.

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<v Speaker 4>Like they're buying vans, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how you made it seem like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>fleet of vans just to move these children from uh

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<v Speaker 2>school to not holiday parties.

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<v Speaker 4>You never you never grew up with like you never

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<v Speaker 4>had weird van families.

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<v Speaker 2>We did have weird van families. It was rarely a fleet,

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<v Speaker 2>but I hear you that they they're talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they had like a mini van that was much older

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<v Speaker 2>than it seemed like it should be.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and then it was just like eight LDS

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<v Speaker 3>kids packed in there at all times.

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<v Speaker 2>My question, or at least what immediately popped in my

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<v Speaker 2>head because I agree with you, it does feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it holds a little bit of weight. Is My question

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<v Speaker 2>is do the kids before or are they a byproduct

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<v Speaker 2>of like Jehovah witness practices, right, because I think some

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<v Speaker 2>of it is also like and maybe this is not true,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think they're like, ah, you ain't gotta come on, man,

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't gotta wear no condoms.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh they're fucking raw.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that that's the main reason people become crazy

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<v Speaker 3>religious is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck is anti condom shit?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, God says, I don't have to win one baby? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like you know, I mean that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it's all about fucking. It's the same reason like.

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<v Speaker 3>Mormons they're politamous because they like fucking a lot, Like

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<v Speaker 3>that's the that's the thing, right, So like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>cannot imagine Jehovah's witnesses where condoms or use any kind

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<v Speaker 3>of birth control other than gravity.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And so with that, I guess the question is,

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<v Speaker 2>are you becoming Jehovah witness afterwards or are you actually

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<v Speaker 2>like already that and then all these kids become a

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<v Speaker 2>part of it because y'all are just raw doging each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet it's later.

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<v Speaker 3>I would I would bet that it's like damn five,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we gotta do something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and there's like, fuck, who who would make sure

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<v Speaker 2>that we don't have to buy these kids' gifts sweet

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<v Speaker 2>Jehovah gyra?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, because what because that's the only thing

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<v Speaker 3>I even know about Jehovah's witnesses.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmmm, Like is it? What's what else is different about them?

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<v Speaker 4>Like are they just are they just Christians?

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<v Speaker 2>They believe that heaven has like a capacity that like

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<v Speaker 2>there's it's a limited number of people that can get

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<v Speaker 2>into Heaven. And that's why they go door to door

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<v Speaker 2>spreading the word is because number one, they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>recruit new members. But number two, that is part of

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<v Speaker 2>like their mission to earn their spot into Heaven is

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<v Speaker 2>by getting more people to believe in God.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but if there's a capacity, couldn't they be like max,

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<v Speaker 3>and now what if, like you, you bring ten people

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<v Speaker 3>in and then now there's no space for you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always been my issue with it, is like I

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<v Speaker 2>think that the number is like one hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 2>something thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not so.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like you already the door's already shut, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like they're already being like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>no more if you ain't got no girls, which you

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<v Speaker 2>can't come in at the door, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's why they got all those kids and wives.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm rock ten chicks, right, I'm not showing up alone.

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<v Speaker 3>We buying bottles.

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<v Speaker 4>Peacher Rock for me and all my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you're saying, you're saying, right now, we're at normal capacity.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're willing to drop the bread, you can

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<v Speaker 2>still get in the club.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, No, I mean because yeah, I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 3>definitely something that happens afterwards though. It's definitely like you

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<v Speaker 3>have a few kids, money's getting tight. These they got

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<v Speaker 3>birthdays every year, and like, let's say you have six

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<v Speaker 3>kids evenly spaced out, that's a birthday every other month.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not good. And and I'll be holidays. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, I'm feeling anxiety just uh with my one

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<v Speaker 2>child and buying a birthday gift and like something that's

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate to a one year old and also is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>impress my wife enough not to make make her feel

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<v Speaker 2>like she needs to leave me. So it's like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it stinks. But having to do that six times a year,

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<v Speaker 2>that's and then Christmas, that's that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what are you gonna get the one year old?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you decided? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't. I'm not. I'm not landed on nothing. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you got pitches, I'm taking them, baby, that's see

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<v Speaker 2>that's the problem. My wife already got her like some

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<v Speaker 2>bracelets and ship, so I'm ship. Yeah, I'm coming in.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you should buy some ship that you can't nail down,

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<v Speaker 3>like get her name a star after.

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<v Speaker 6>Some No, man, that's a that's a scamier.

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<v Speaker 4>At the zoo, or some ship in her name or

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<v Speaker 4>some ship.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a scam you can only pull on like sick

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<v Speaker 2>kids and grandma's. You can't. You can't do that to

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<v Speaker 2>discerning adults who know you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>It does sound like a scam. Ship. What are we

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<v Speaker 4>gonna What are you gonna get your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I gotta figure it out and fast.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you bronzed any of her ship?

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<v Speaker 2>No, nothing's bronzed yet.

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<v Speaker 4>You should bronze something.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, as I'm now, I'm liking where you're heading.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, yeah, dip some baby shoes and uh in the

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<v Speaker 3>first ones, get the first ones. You guys got whoever diplomat,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll bronze it for you. I got a guy, I

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<v Speaker 3>got a bronz think guy, I got I got bronze

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<v Speaker 3>gold plated whatever you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, let's talk after the podcast. We might we

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<v Speaker 2>might be able to find something here.

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<v Speaker 3>But as far as these Jehovah's witnesses, man, I because

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<v Speaker 3>it just seems like I don't know a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>everybody I've ever known that was Jehovah's witnesses seemed to

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<v Speaker 3>be some type of late life conversion via their parents.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't I but and maybe that's because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not close to the church, But I don't know a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of people who are like I grew up with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it seems like a lot of people grow up

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<v Speaker 3>with it and then they leave that shit. Princevills having

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<v Speaker 3>birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I I've known a few people who grew

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<v Speaker 2>up that way and then didn't stay committed to it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there are people who I knew who grew

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<v Speaker 2>up that way.

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<v Speaker 4>How many kids do they have? A lot?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually not sh Yeah, they kept fucking They were like,

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<v Speaker 2>now that part's cool. Yeah, they're like, I hear y'all

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<v Speaker 2>on this. Maybe a day party, Yeah, birthday party would

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<v Speaker 2>be tight too. But that said, I also have a

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<v Speaker 2>family member two who grew up that way and then

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<v Speaker 2>were like excommunicated from the church. And that's like a

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<v Speaker 2>real thing that the church tends to do, and it

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<v Speaker 2>is one of the things and Quinta is a person

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<v Speaker 2>who grew up that way, but she she's not the

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<v Speaker 2>excommunication person, but she's talked about this or she and

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about this of like how it is one

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<v Speaker 2>of those things that I do respect about their commitment

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<v Speaker 2>to the religion, where like if you do what they

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<v Speaker 2>don't like, they kick you the fuck out. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>like play that thing where they're like, nah, you can

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<v Speaker 2>still save your soul. They're like, no, uh uh, you

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<v Speaker 2>ain't making the cut. Get the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I respect the discipline for sure, respected even

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<v Speaker 3>the disciplit of no birthdays and holidays. I even respect

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<v Speaker 3>the discipline of that. I think there's a great case

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<v Speaker 3>to be made for it, right, I mean, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think that it's like a it seems to be like

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<v Speaker 3>based in frugal, being frugal, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, it doesn't seem completely altruistic, not at all

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<v Speaker 2>at all. You're not just looking out for the kids

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<v Speaker 2>greater good by taking away birthdays, you you truly are

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<v Speaker 2>saving hundreds of dollars, if not thousands of dollars a year.

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus celebrated holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jesus loved a good holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, wait are they? But are they? Do they read

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<v Speaker 3>the Bible? Do they believe in like the Covenant of

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<v Speaker 3>the New Testament? Are the Old Testament people?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they. I don't know one hundred percent, but

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<v Speaker 2>I know that they read the Bible. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>that they're They have like their own extra chapters if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm remembering.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, like the Catholic Apocrypha whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's similar to That's essentially what Mormon situation is too.

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<v Speaker 2>That like, it's not that they don't read the same Bible,

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<v Speaker 2>they just have some extra like stuff that they have.

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<v Speaker 3>This stuff from the tablets though, yeah, may I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know where it's from. He looked through the thing and

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<v Speaker 3>what Joseph Smith or whatever he was, he was a

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<v Speaker 3>snake oil salesman. That's not what we're getting into. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>knows being a Mormon is a scam. They wear magic underwear.

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<v Speaker 4>Jehovah's witnesses I do. I'm with this one. I'm won one.

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<v Speaker 2>You respect the Jehovah's witnesses, but you also acknowledge their

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<v Speaker 2>frugality in their decision making.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I think that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>M okay, that's a good old take on it. You're like, look, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're right that they probably are turning to

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<v Speaker 2>Jehovah's witness beliefs in order to save money. But that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't make them any less committed because of the level

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<v Speaker 2>of work that they're putting in to stay part.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the church. I couldn't have said it better myself.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, that that seems legit to me. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's fair. If I have to go door to

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<v Speaker 2>door and try to convince very angry people that my

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<v Speaker 2>way of interpreting the Bible and religious texts is correct,

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<v Speaker 2>then yeah, I deserve not to buy my daughter a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>That seems that seems fair. I don't got no issues

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<v Speaker 2>with that. So listener, anonymous listener, I hope this satisfies

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<v Speaker 2>your theory, and I hope you've learned a lesson about

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<v Speaker 2>judging the Jehovah's witnesses unfairly. Maybe they're not cheap, Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're just making necessary sacrifices for not going broke

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<v Speaker 2>and broad dog in their wives.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we did it, all right, Bory. Could you tell

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<v Speaker 2>the people where they can find you? What cool shit

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<v Speaker 2>you have going on?

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<v Speaker 2>As always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and

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<v Speaker 2>you can come see me at Lyric Hyperion on September

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<v Speaker 2>fifteenth and that's gonna be a really fun show. And

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<v Speaker 2>then you can see me in New York on September

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<v Speaker 2>nineteenth at City Winery. And if you want to send

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<v Speaker 2>us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to accuse other religions of being cheap, you can

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<v Speaker 2>send those theories to mymamapod at gmail dot com. We

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<v Speaker 2>would love to hear from you. That's it, that's all. Bye, bitch.

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