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Speaker 1: Well the fucking mini your soul many episod well the

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Speaker 1: fucking mini yever soul.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is. Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of My

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Speaker 2: Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's your time, baby. You're superstar,

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Speaker 2: You're a god. Damn you're a goddamn angel. And you

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Speaker 2: know what we want to hear what you gotta say.

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Speaker 2: We love you, we love you, You're special to us. We'll

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Speaker 2: go down on you. Fuck it, We'll go you will,

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Speaker 2: We'll flip it over.

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Speaker 4: We'll go to the back too. Why not?

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Speaker 2: Why not if we feel the way we feel about you?

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't we smack it up, flip it, rub it down.

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Speaker 2: Oh No, I'm David Boring.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like Ston.

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Speaker 2: Kerman, And boy, is that a greeting we need to

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Speaker 2: learn to replicate? Huh? Should we? Should we do that

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Speaker 2: on every episode?

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Speaker 4: I think that's about as good as it's gonna get.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, smack it up, flip it rub it down. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: I'm David Bord. I want a fucking way to introduce yourself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know where I'm coming from.

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Speaker 2: Not at all. I will say that that.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: We We've gotten a few messages last time we spoke.

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Speaker 2: I believe we talked about a bit of a debate

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Speaker 2: you and I had about the math from from driving

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Speaker 2: from Denver to the middle of Wyoming, the the un

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Speaker 2: undecided middle of Wyoming right. And I have now gotten three,

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Speaker 2: I think upwards of three emails from various listeners who

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Speaker 2: all wanted to make it clear that you, David, were

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Speaker 2: in fact correct.

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Speaker 4: About it there. And I don't even drive like that.

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Speaker 2: A person named Asia said, Hey, David and Langston love

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Speaker 2: the podcast. Keep up the good work, David. You never

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Speaker 2: said we're in the middle of Wyoming. So I picked

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Speaker 2: Riverton on a good day. Denver to Riverton is three

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Speaker 2: hundred and forty nine miles via I eighty West or

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Speaker 2: Honda Civic Basic Bitch Model No Fast, no Furious, has

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Speaker 2: a fuel tank capacity of thirteen point two gallons and

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Speaker 2: gets thirty miles per gallon in the city and forty

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Speaker 2: on the highway. We're gonna use thirty because ain't no

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Speaker 2: way we're gonna risk it and run on fumes in

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Speaker 2: the middle of Wyoming. If you're driving from a full

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Speaker 2: tank three hundred and ninety six miles per tank, you

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Speaker 2: can make it to Riverton with forty seven miles left

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Speaker 2: on empty. If this math is wrong, oh well, but

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it is. It is anyway, by bitches,

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Speaker 2: what Asia wrote, and to all of that, I say,

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Speaker 2: fuck you, Asia. You didn't have to do none of that.

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Speaker 2: You could a mind your motherfucking business. Stayed the fuck

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Speaker 2: out of grown folks business. Asia. Fuck you. Fuck fuck Carol, uh,

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Speaker 2: fuck Padra because Pedra had a whole bunch of say

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Speaker 2: about this shit talking about two hundred and ninety four

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Speaker 2: miles from Denver to Jefferson City. Fuck all, y'all. I

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Speaker 2: don't give a shit.

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Speaker 4: I think you all. You guys are great.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate you doing mad calculating in the lab whatever

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Speaker 3: you had to do to.

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Speaker 4: Because you could be wrong. I don't know, but.

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Speaker 3: I trust you. That's what I gotta say about that.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't be wrong, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I dressed you right, Yeah, I didn't care for you

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Speaker 2: dork's involving yourselves at all, But you don't want to

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Speaker 2: appreciate you listening. We're big fans.

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Speaker 4: That you're not at these dorks for doing research. You're

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Speaker 4: the one who does the research for this pod.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but only to my advantage, not not for other

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Speaker 2: people to sauce on me. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's fair. They were saucy.

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Speaker 2: They were saucy. They started. She said, if a train

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot to unpack there, man, God

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Speaker 3: bless it. I got to drive to Wyoming. Now, get

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Speaker 3: some fireworks. Get some fireworks. That's right, you said that's

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Speaker 2: I want to get into this unrelated I guess conspiracy theory. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is another thing that I should address before we

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Speaker 2: get into the conspiracy theory. I also received a message,

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Speaker 2: and this relates to our conversation around milk we remember

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Speaker 2: we were talking about the dangers of milk. Recently, and unrelated,

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Speaker 2: a person named Brian sent me a message about my

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Speaker 2: puffy nipples. Maybe you remember we had a I do

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Speaker 2: remember discussion about puffy nipples as well and Brian. Brian said,

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Speaker 2: I too used to suffer from puffy nipples until one

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Speaker 2: day I read a Darwin D's blog post that talked

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Speaker 2: about how he used to be badly afflicted with acne

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Speaker 2: not only did my acne clear up, but my nipples

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Speaker 2: calmed the fuck down. I figured it was because I

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Speaker 2: no longer was no longer secondhanding some sort of nipple

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Speaker 2: based hormone, and because I was lactose intolerant. My conspiracy

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Speaker 2: theory milk can fuck you up. Love the podcast. Thanks,

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Speaker 2: that's from Brian.

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Speaker 4: I don't I think that? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's think there's legitimate of what Brian's saying.

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Speaker 4: It tracks like he did the research. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, he he did the experiment on himself. He gave

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Speaker 2: up the milk, and them titties turned.

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Speaker 4: To what titties went flat on him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's nothing wrong if you got puffy nipples.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's no shame in it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't ever feel bad about your poofy nipples.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but but still, you know you could change it.

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Speaker 2: You could do something about it. And I'm gonna try

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Speaker 2: to do something about it now. Thank you Brian for

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you should like track your nipple puff progress.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a real small ruler and.

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Speaker 4: You take every pictures every day for a month.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make an inspirational Instagram account for the titties

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Speaker 2: that I transformed my titties into.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, put like a like a grind hustle it motivate,

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that, but for going down.

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Speaker 2: And then after a while I'll start getting sponsorships or

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Speaker 2: things that have nothing to do with puffy nipples, you

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Speaker 4: It'll oh yeah, it'll just be.

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Speaker 2: Like temporary tattoos that are like asking me to promote

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Speaker 4: So yeah, motor oil for less pumpy nipples.

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Speaker 2: All right, I want to get into our actual big

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Speaker 2: Pretty quickly, they sent a message. They said, high length

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Speaker 2: high lengths in the David, please don't use my name,

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Speaker 2: Smiley Face. I love the show, and for all the silliness,

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Speaker 2: you too, really stimulate productive conversation about the effect of

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Speaker 2: white supremacy on black people. I don't know if that

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Speaker 2: was our goal, but I'm glad that that's what you're

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Speaker 3: Of I also don't think you've heard the last episode.

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Speaker 2: We were over. We were aiming for chaoans. We weren't

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Speaker 2: really going to fix nothing. But but that said, it

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Speaker 2: means the world to us that that you feel that way.

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Speaker 2: They went on to say, my conspiracy theory that I've

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Speaker 2: been quietly spreading for months is that black families with

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Speaker 2: lots of kids become Jehovah's witnesses to avoid purchasing Christmas

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Speaker 2: and birthday gifts. They realized they should They could still

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Speaker 2: love Jesus and not have to buy into commercialism or holly,

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Speaker 2: or holidays or birthdays. Please find some examples to support

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Speaker 2: this idea below, Serena Williams family, Donald Glover's family, Michael

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Speaker 3: Case, man, that feels that feels pretty possible to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've never known somebody who was like it was just

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Speaker 3: there was always twelve of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always a fuck ton of kids that that

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Speaker 4: Like they're buying vans, you know.

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Speaker 2: I like how you made it seem like it's a

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Speaker 4: You never you never grew up with like you never

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Speaker 2: We did have weird van families. It was rarely a fleet,

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Speaker 2: but I hear you that they they're talking about. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then it was just like eight LDS

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Speaker 2: My question, or at least what immediately popped in my

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Speaker 2: it holds a little bit of weight. Is My question

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Speaker 2: but I think they're like, ah, you ain't gotta come on, man,

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Speaker 4: Oh they're fucking raw.

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Speaker 3: I think that that's the main reason people become crazy

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Speaker 3: religious is the.

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Speaker 2: Fuck is anti condom shit?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, God says, I don't have to win one baby? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: like you know, I mean that's right.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's all about fucking. It's the same reason like.

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Speaker 3: Mormons they're politamous because they like fucking a lot, Like

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Speaker 3: that's the that's the thing, right, So like, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: cannot imagine Jehovah's witnesses where condoms or use any kind

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Speaker 2: Right, And so with that, I guess the question is,

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Speaker 2: like already that and then all these kids become a

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Speaker 2: part of it because y'all are just raw doging each other.

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Speaker 4: I bet it's later.

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Speaker 3: I would I would bet that it's like damn five,

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Speaker 3: all right, we gotta do something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's like, fuck, who who would make sure

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Speaker 2: that we don't have to buy these kids' gifts sweet

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Speaker 2: Jehovah gyra?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because what because that's the only thing

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Speaker 3: I even know about Jehovah's witnesses.

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Speaker 4: Mmmm, Like is it? What's what else is different about them?

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Speaker 4: Like are they just are they just Christians?

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Speaker 2: They believe that heaven has like a capacity that like

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Speaker 2: there's it's a limited number of people that can get

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Speaker 2: into Heaven. And that's why they go door to door

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Speaker 2: spreading the word is because number one, they're trying to

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Speaker 2: recruit new members. But number two, that is part of

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Speaker 2: like their mission to earn their spot into Heaven is

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Speaker 2: by getting more people to believe in God.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but if there's a capacity, couldn't they be like max,

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Speaker 3: and now what if, like you, you bring ten people

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Speaker 3: in and then now there's no space for you.

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Speaker 2: That's always been my issue with it, is like I

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Speaker 2: think that the number is like one hundred and eighty

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Speaker 2: something thousand.

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Speaker 4: That's not so.

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Speaker 3: Oh you should buy some ship that you can't nail down,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I respect the discipline for sure, respected even

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Speaker 4: Jesus celebrated holidays.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus loved a good holiday.

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Speaker 3: Well, wait are they? But are they? Do they read

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's similar to That's essentially what Mormon situation is too.

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Speaker 3: what Joseph Smith or whatever he was, he was a

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Speaker 4: Jehovah's witnesses I do. I'm with this one. I'm won one.

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Speaker 2: You respect the Jehovah's witnesses, but you also acknowledge their

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that's fine.

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Speaker 2: M okay, that's a good old take on it. You're like, look, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Of the church. I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, that that seems legit to me. I

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Speaker 2: think that's fair. If I have to go door to

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Speaker 2: That seems that seems fair. I don't got no issues

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Speaker 2: with that. So listener, anonymous listener, I hope this satisfies

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Speaker 2: judging the Jehovah's witnesses unfairly. Maybe they're not cheap, Maybe

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Speaker 2: they're they're just making necessary sacrifices for not going broke

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Well, we did it, all right, Bory. Could you tell

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Speaker 2: As always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and

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