Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined my
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody there ready to go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, All set?
Speaker 1: Okay, Hell yeah, all right, Shay is on the road.
Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, did you want to know where Shay was?
Speaker 2: Approximately?
Speaker 1: Okay? He didn't know if maybe, Oh so you're not incarcerated,
Speaker 1: because that's what Dylan. That was his first guess. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: My only call, My only call is to the show.
Speaker 2: No one's helping you here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got better luck with you all than I
Speaker 4: do the roommate. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, the neighbors. Your neighbors will hear this,
Speaker 1: and then they'll tell your wife.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's nice. If you knew my neighbors, you would
Speaker 4: know that they are not listeners of this kind of show.
Speaker 5: Yes, Ray I was going to say that wouldn't be
Speaker 5: the only time someone used up their one phone call
Speaker 5: of the day to call into the show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but Larry Holmes, right, yeah, the parlor, the
Speaker 2: parlay guy from prison.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that guy.
Speaker 2: That was like two weeks commissary to call in for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what the hell that was. It's no re goes.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what this guy is going to call
Speaker 1: from prison. He's really good with his picks. I said,
Speaker 1: how would we know how good he is in his
Speaker 1: picks because no one only publishes him. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Like the prison newsletter comes out and he's got his
Speaker 1: picks in there. Now he got his hands on that
Speaker 1: phone with Instagram. Oh okay, yeah, all right, okay. So
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble recapping. Dylan won four and
Speaker 1: a half units last week football units, Shae lost a unit,
Speaker 1: and Bad Larry lost two units. Non football Bad Larry
Speaker 1: is up plus twenty two, Shay's up plus five, Dylan
Speaker 1: minus thirteen and a half. I don't care about those.
Speaker 1: All I care about is football units. That's what people
Speaker 1: want to know. Dylan is plus three and a half,
Speaker 1: Shay minus two, Larry minus two, Dylan hit Iowa under again.
Speaker 1: Who would have knew? Who would have thought? What do
Speaker 1: they have? It's six to nothing and then they end
Speaker 1: up it's forty to nothing.
Speaker 2: And without without their head coach there. So that was
Speaker 2: that gave me some concern going into the game.
Speaker 1: But parensence been suspended.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean they're just the best thing.
Speaker 1: The over under was forty and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had like three wins within a point or
Speaker 2: a half a point.
Speaker 1: This week you had Nevada money line against Troy Troy,
Speaker 1: and Larry got a win with James Madison.
Speaker 3: Right, I thought, I went three and three, Dan, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to complain.
Speaker 1: No, my god, you complain every week. While not complaining, I.
Speaker 3: Went, I went three, Dan, I went three and three.
Speaker 3: I have myself at zero when you guys have me
Speaker 3: down to units, Okay, fully, I don't care about anything
Speaker 3: else the rest of the year. Football units matter.
Speaker 1: Ray, do you want to address this? Larry got a
Speaker 1: legitimate beef, so.
Speaker 5: Actually this week he does. I think I marked him
Speaker 5: down for wrong against Akron and they covered against Ohio State. Okay,
Speaker 5: I just saw a big number and I did the
Speaker 5: math wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, embarrassing, Okay, Okay, all right, so that's cleared up.
Speaker 1: So is bad? Larry now minus one unit? Okay, so
Speaker 1: that would be zero?
Speaker 3: Dan, I went three and three?
Speaker 1: Okay, Ray correct, he's at zero. What kind of education
Speaker 1: did you get it? Sacred Ray one?
Speaker 5: Where math was not in the curriculum?
Speaker 1: Absolutely so, Larry, you're a zero and Shay minus two
Speaker 1: Dylan plus three and a half.
Speaker 2: I think math was in the curriculum for any of us.
Speaker 2: Jay skipped every math question on the Wonder Lick.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is true.
Speaker 4: I do opt out. I did opt out a lot
Speaker 4: of maths.
Speaker 2: I respect to opt out.
Speaker 1: Uh So, Shy and Irving. Let's see anything you want
Speaker 1: to recamp here?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Light for the wind. That was the double
Speaker 4: bubba and it hit like a northern Danny Okay. And
Speaker 4: I think they're gonna prett damp good this year Texas
Speaker 4: Tech almost losing the entire freaking conference week zero getsabline
Speaker 4: Christian that would.
Speaker 1: We don't have any punishments on this show, but I
Speaker 1: think we should. Like the Florida State guy said he
Speaker 1: would eat dog poop out of a Solo Cup if
Speaker 1: Florida State lost against BC. Now he hasn't done that,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, Larry has to do that if the Giants
Speaker 2: don't win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Well, we did have the tattoo, but you guys got
Speaker 1: tattoos and wanted to get tattoos. That's not Yeah, that
Speaker 1: wasn't punishment.
Speaker 2: I'd say, say and I are probably not the best
Speaker 2: people to be on the receiving end of a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Bet if you're looking, Yeah, that is like bad. Larry
Speaker 1: doesn't have any tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have to get a fucking tattoo of something.
Speaker 1: His son in law's birthday, now a picture of his
Speaker 1: son in law on his back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How much do you love him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you like your son in law future?
Speaker 4: So long?
Speaker 3: He's a great kid. Yes, I'm not getting a tattoo
Speaker 3: of him or his name or no, I'm not getting
Speaker 3: any tattoos.
Speaker 2: Some respect.
Speaker 4: He used to do.
Speaker 3: You guys did pies in a face? I mean I
Speaker 3: never experienced one because I didn't lose. But Dylan's taking
Speaker 3: a pie and Ray's I think Ray took a pie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're good sports, they're men.
Speaker 4: No, No, they lost.
Speaker 3: If had I lost, I would have had driven. I
Speaker 3: would have driven to Milford.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't know. You won't, you will not. You're
Speaker 1: never going to make another pit stop through here, and
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I will definitely do it.
Speaker 1: But I don't make that.
Speaker 3: I don't make best. I got to get a tattoo for.
Speaker 1: So once again. In two weeks from now, we're going
Speaker 1: to be at the Jersey Shore and it'll be for
Speaker 1: your daughter's wedding reception November eight. Yeah, that's basically two weeks,
Speaker 1: two months.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I got He just scared him. No, it's
Speaker 1: in two weeks, two weeks. I'm two months, two weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Maine, Dan, Dan, where were
Speaker 3: you in Maine?
Speaker 1: By the way, in the middle of the state.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be in Cape Elizabeth for the next two
Speaker 3: or three weeks, starting Sunday.
Speaker 2: You're more likely to see him in Maine, I think, Dan,
Speaker 2: then here.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's not stopping through here. The last time he did,
Speaker 1: he got drunk and he threw up with you guys.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, no, no, Dan. The next time I came
Speaker 3: through MB didn't want to stop, but we stopped.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, but when you went out with the
Speaker 1: back room guys, that's when you you won every like
Speaker 1: darts and pool and all those things, but you lost
Speaker 1: the drinking game.
Speaker 3: No, the drinking. The only drinking game I lost was
Speaker 3: in your We stopped by your house and oles and
Speaker 3: I later on, and you gave me some bourbon that
Speaker 3: was not didn't sit.
Speaker 1: Budwiser Dylan, is there any uh you lost? You got
Speaker 1: roughed up on Carlos Alcarez us open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, him and Djokovic?
Speaker 1: Yeah howdy? Yeah, you had LSU against USC lost that one, bad.
Speaker 2: Larry oh Dan. Actually, I'd like to give chaut out
Speaker 2: our girl, Janis Joplin Lamar in Texas State over sixty
Speaker 2: and a half. Total was sixty one.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's the first Janis Joplin bet we've had.
Speaker 2: I think I want to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry H took Yukon in the twenty and
Speaker 1: that didn't go well. West Virginia akron plus forty eight
Speaker 1: and a half. So that was a win for you, correct, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Notre Dame. You got that and you lost Lshu shae
Speaker 1: u Oki State Miami minus two and a half against
Speaker 1: Florida North Dakota State plus nine and a half.
Speaker 2: Okay, I actually, Dan, I did something after hearing that
Speaker 2: Shay and our producer Ray were all over Oklahoma State.
Speaker 2: I put in a late bet on South Dakota State
Speaker 2: to cover the spread, and it backfired. Usually it doesn't,
Speaker 2: but I just wanted to be honest with the people
Speaker 2: out there and say sometimes it does.
Speaker 1: Okay, and baseball, Shae, you.
Speaker 4: Had you one two All America's team. I did great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, congratulations. That leads us to this week bets
Speaker 1: this week, Dylan, since you're the clubhouse leader by a
Speaker 1: wide margin in a while, Yeah, well we're you to
Speaker 1: you dominating during football season.
Speaker 2: It feels good, Dan.
Speaker 1: All right, well let's let's hear your pick.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can suck it up, all right, So I got
Speaker 2: I got a partway on Friday night SMU minus eleven
Speaker 2: half against BYU and Northwestern minus two and a half
Speaker 2: against Duke plus two sixty. I'm going Michigan to money
Speaker 2: line against the Longhorns plus two twenty five. But we
Speaker 2: just read seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's kind of a toss up. But I
Speaker 2: figure if I'm gonna if I'm gonna take Michigan plus
Speaker 2: the seven. I'd rather get the value with them just
Speaker 2: taking them straight up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're taking money line Michigan, money line plus.
Speaker 2: Going Memphis minus eighteen and a half against Troy because
Speaker 2: you know it's Troy.
Speaker 1: Wait, is this a spillover from last year when Troy
Speaker 1: you had that one?
Speaker 2: It's a mild case of irish Alzheimer's.
Speaker 4: Dan.
Speaker 2: I'm not forgetting the grudge.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Iowa Iowa state.
Speaker 2: Under thirty five last year. This would have been a
Speaker 2: big total. But the fact that Iowa was actually capable
Speaker 2: of putting on forty points last week does scare me
Speaker 2: a tad But I think against a better competition they'll
Speaker 2: settle back in. It's going to be like thirteen to nine.
Speaker 1: And Ray pointed this out. Iowa is twenty one and
Speaker 1: six on the under. That's the last three years twenty
Speaker 1: one and six.
Speaker 2: I guarantee there's not a single bet in college football that's.
Speaker 1: That best mark in college football. Okay, A Nebraska minus
Speaker 1: seven and a half versus Colorado.
Speaker 2: Yes, I could see myself regretting this one, but I
Speaker 2: just I don't believe in Colorado.
Speaker 1: Even though last year, Colorado won by twenty two.
Speaker 2: That's a different Colorado.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well it's a different Nebraska, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm taking San Jose State plus six and Africans.
Speaker 1: Air Force seven and a half. Seems like a lot
Speaker 1: that too, especially, I don't know. Okay, So Sandy, San
Speaker 1: Jose State plus six and a half against the FOCE. Yep,
Speaker 1: all right, NFL starting tonight.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I got my Ravens plus three against the Chiefs. Okay,
Speaker 2: super Bowl hangover for the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Here's another stat. Lamar Jackson's been an
Speaker 1: underdog in fourteen games in his NFL career. He's won
Speaker 1: twelve of those games against the spread, ten of those
Speaker 1: games straight up.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty that's up there with the Iowa stat there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: two best bets in football, Dan, Okay, I'm going Packers
Speaker 1: Eagles over forty nine.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be all fired up in Brazil, so they
Speaker 2: got to put on a show. Although the players I
Speaker 2: saw some video.
Speaker 1: You don't think they'd be fired up if they were
Speaker 1: playing here?
Speaker 2: No, not at all. No, I think you know, his
Speaker 2: first game in Brazil they got to show out a
Speaker 2: little bit and put some points on the board, and honestly,
Speaker 2: both those offenses can score.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I got Bill's minus six and a half against the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: Kyler Murray also decent against the spread as a.
Speaker 1: Very good but he's always against the spread.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's always. Yeah, he has a lot more
Speaker 2: on paper as another dog than Lamar.
Speaker 1: So he's had thirty nine games in his career where
Speaker 1: he's an underdog against the spread. He's an underdog.
Speaker 2: That's basically every game.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much his career, he's been an underdog.
Speaker 2: I got Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty.
Speaker 1: By the way, Shade, did Sammy p offer any advice
Speaker 1: this week since he tends to screw us up.
Speaker 4: No, we're just listening to your advice, Danny. We're going
Speaker 4: Lions backers sixty five to one for Super Bowl meet
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: We'll get back to that, all right, go ahead, don't so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty.
Speaker 2: Niners minus four and a half against the Jets on
Speaker 2: Monday Night, And I got an NFL parlay. Okay, Broncos
Speaker 2: money line against the Seahawks and Cowboys against the Browns
Speaker 2: plus five point fifty. Fun fact, the Broncos and the
Speaker 2: Cowboys are the only two teams with above sixty percent
Speaker 2: win percentage game one of the season all time.
Speaker 1: But you can't say all time because the rosters change. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be just a coincidence. They're not the same play.
Speaker 2: It's a coincidence that could work out great for me.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm fine with that, bad Larry. You're up okay.
Speaker 3: In the NFL. By the way, Ray, I want to
Speaker 3: add a bet I just thought of while I was
Speaker 3: sitting here, but I'll do the ones I sent in
Speaker 3: and then I'll add my bet. I want the Eagles
Speaker 3: minus two against the Packers. These are two units eats
Speaker 3: to the NFL. I want the Bengals minus.
Speaker 1: Eight against Bengals, not Bengals.
Speaker 3: Bengals minus eight against the Patriot. I think the Patriots eight.
Speaker 1: It's eight and a half.
Speaker 3: They do, okay, eight.
Speaker 1: And a half.
Speaker 3: And I want the Bears minus to four against the
Speaker 3: Titans three and a half, thank you. Those three or
Speaker 3: two units each. And then in college, I want one
Speaker 3: unit on Notre Dame minus to twenty eight against Northern
Speaker 3: Illinois Rutgers minus to twenty three against Akron twenty two
Speaker 3: and a half twenty two and a half and Bama
Speaker 3: minus to thirty against South Florida thirty and a half. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's all fine. And the bets I want to make,
Speaker 3: I want to add two to one unit anytime touchdown scores.
Speaker 3: I was afraid it's a night's game, but I want
Speaker 3: Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown scores. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: sure I'm getting probably a buck fifty or something on
Speaker 3: Lamar and I might have to be a pickham or
Speaker 3: maybe even laying a little bit on Derreck Henry. But
Speaker 3: I want two single one unit bets to win. One
Speaker 3: unit Derek Henry anytime touchdown score and Lamar Jackson anytime
Speaker 3: touchdown score.
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry I think has the best odds to score
Speaker 1: in any time touchdown today.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I might be laying odds on that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ray, do you have that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Derrick Henry's minus one twenty five, he's the favorite,
Speaker 5: and Lamar Jackson's plus one ninety.
Speaker 2: You know, everyone and their mother is betting and Derrick
Speaker 2: Henry to scordinate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but watch the game. I won't have any
Speaker 3: other action on it. Although I think a gun to
Speaker 3: my head, I would take the Ravens, but I don't
Speaker 3: want to bet the game. I learned my lesson betting
Speaker 3: against Kansas City in the playoffs last year every week,
Speaker 3: so I'm staying away from the game that way. But
Speaker 3: when I got the ball home the five yard line,
Speaker 3: one of my guys is scoring.
Speaker 1: By the way, you never gave an official yes or no.
Speaker 1: If I wanted to bring a plus two and I
Speaker 1: brought Dylan and Shay to the wedding reception, that will
Speaker 1: be a.
Speaker 3: Last minute decision. Dan, we are at the limit that
Speaker 3: the place can hold and we don't have any nose yet.
Speaker 1: Well, what if they don't sit down.
Speaker 3: When they come to the cocktailer? They got they gotta
Speaker 3: be drashed they come to cocktail.
Speaker 2: What if I plan on getting less dark sprays? And
Speaker 2: then I was originally planning on getting.
Speaker 1: Okay, they can come for one hour. They have to
Speaker 1: be dressed up, ready to go for one hour. What
Speaker 1: makes you think they're going to leave after an hour?
Speaker 1: And who's going to escort them out?
Speaker 3: Don't don't you worry about that?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll wrestle you.
Speaker 1: Damn. This is not.
Speaker 4: Security. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, Shay and Dylan, I've invited you guys, got here
Speaker 3: a billion. You guys are invited any time.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're coming.
Speaker 1: Anytime, anytime touchdown that they're they're they're coming, and this
Speaker 1: is there. They will run security. Like Shay said, nobody's
Speaker 1: going to know they're there, Larry, They're just going to
Speaker 1: stand around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we blend in pretty well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, starting wedding guests.
Speaker 5: The guy with the gun on his head?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's the guy with the tattoo of a gun.
Speaker 4: On his head? You know what I'll do Valet dyling
Speaker 4: and we'll just fucking boost cars all day.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a lot of two escalades rolling through there.
Speaker 1: I think, Uh, Shaye, what are you doing in Texas?
Speaker 4: Are going to?
Speaker 1: Are you going to Texas?
Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going to Michigan. I'm going to Texas
Speaker 4: game Danny at the Big House. Oh okay, So flying
Speaker 4: into Detroit, gonna buy some crack rolls and din.
Speaker 1: No, we're not doing a local Okay. Are you who
Speaker 1: you going with?
Speaker 4: Buddy, Mine's Michigan Van.
Speaker 1: Okay, so your wife's not going?
Speaker 4: Now the roommate. Yeah right, Danny, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Is there anything more beautiful than that flight into Detroit too?
Speaker 2: When you start to.
Speaker 4: See the skylights, that's a skylight.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, talking to my wife last night,
Speaker 1: we're zeroing in I think on the first week in October.
Speaker 1: She wants to she wants to make sure that she
Speaker 1: prepares a great meal since.
Speaker 4: Oh love it little chicken scarp yellow.
Speaker 1: No, no, she's not going to do that to compete
Speaker 1: with your wife's favorite dish.
Speaker 4: That would be the best, Danny. They could have a
Speaker 4: standoff and just no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I told her. She goes, what's his wife? Like, I said,
Speaker 1: you won't think it's his wife. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: is that a good thing? I said, not for her,
Speaker 1: but yes it is. You wouldn't you would. You would
Speaker 1: look at her and you go, oh gosh, you're married
Speaker 1: to him. And then she said that okay. Then she
Speaker 1: would try to figure out something, whip up something, and
Speaker 1: try to try to compete with your wife. I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean she's a month and a half away.
Speaker 4: You understand the amount of people that have said exactly
Speaker 4: what you just said to her audibly in front of me.
Speaker 4: Throughout our entire relationship. The fact that I can withstand
Speaker 4: look how good my game is, Danny, the fact that
Speaker 4: she hears this all day every day and I'm still
Speaker 4: married to her. I mean, there should be monuments to
Speaker 4: me somewhere around here.
Speaker 1: Well. I did ask her, did ask her to if
Speaker 1: they've taken those monuments down. I did ask her to.
Speaker 1: I did ask her to blink if she was, you know,
Speaker 1: in danger, and it's true, but she didn't. And I
Speaker 1: just it felt like that, I don't know, it felt
Speaker 1: like those doors didn't open, those windows didn't open in
Speaker 1: your house.
Speaker 4: But hey, cast a spell on her.
Speaker 1: I would believe that. I truly would believe that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we look forward to hosting you and not your kiss.
Speaker 4: Can't wait?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so your picks for this week, by
Speaker 1: the way, Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting weird, Danning it all, it's always weird.
Speaker 4: The show's really weird. Anyway, my picks ray many little
Speaker 4: help that I am at LGA, fighting with TSA everywhere
Speaker 4: I go, so I know a few things. I know
Speaker 4: that I took Texas preseason laye three and a half
Speaker 4: and it's up to seven seven and a half. Now,
Speaker 4: I think that number is way too big. I actually
Speaker 4: agree with Dylan. If you're going to bet that will range,
Speaker 4: you might as well bet the money line because if
Speaker 4: quinn Ewers, Now this is where I get in trouble.
Speaker 4: I start fucking breaking down games. If quinn Ewers doesn't play,
Speaker 4: doesn't throw off the play action, he is a fucking
Speaker 4: mediocre quarterback. And if Michigan stops a run, I'm really
Speaker 4: worried that Sark is going to abandon that and Quinn's
Speaker 4: gonna get fucking picked off.
Speaker 1: See, this is this is what you do. This is
Speaker 1: what you do. And now all of a sudden you
Speaker 1: break it down, you know, Like now I'm like you're Saban.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's true. I'm going to lose.
Speaker 1: But you do have Texas minus three and a half.
Speaker 1: That was your You bet that preseason?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I bet that preseason. I got Jesus's team
Speaker 4: laying twenty two and a half against the real Aggies,
Speaker 4: the Los Cruses.
Speaker 1: So liberty, that's liberty, that's liberty. Yeah, god fearing liberty
Speaker 1: flames yep.
Speaker 4: Yep against the real Aggies, the Lost Cruses. Twenty two
Speaker 4: and a half. I think the number is now yeah,
Speaker 4: hit that ray? What else did I head?
Speaker 1: I forget South Alabama minus two and a half against
Speaker 1: Ohio and the over there.
Speaker 4: I like the Jags coming back against a tough loss
Speaker 4: against the mean.
Speaker 1: Green fifty seven and a half, fifty seven in it
Speaker 1: over okay, over fifty seven?
Speaker 4: And what else I got, Danny?
Speaker 1: I always stay plus three against I am yep.
Speaker 4: Always take the dog in the rivalry.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Do you ever notice how people that travel just travel
Speaker 4: with the saddest face if possible.
Speaker 1: Yes, people, No, it's miserable to travel nowadays. When you're
Speaker 1: when your flight leaves on time, you feel like you
Speaker 1: it's an accomplishment, Like you really feel good when I
Speaker 1: get through TSA and they don't buzz me and tell
Speaker 1: me to go to the side and then they want
Speaker 1: to pat me down. I feel like I've accomplished things
Speaker 1: at the airport that used to be just normal.
Speaker 4: You know, they should do a mass culling of TSA
Speaker 4: agents and higher new ones with better pay because these
Speaker 4: people are fucking miserable, Danny.
Speaker 2: They hate every It's kind of like it's like DMV.
Speaker 1: How would you feel would you rather work ts A
Speaker 1: or d m V.
Speaker 4: TSA. You know how much free ship you get people.
Speaker 2: I can't bring this on the plane, I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: because you get to sit down all day.
Speaker 4: No, I do TSA all day easily. And that's a
Speaker 4: federal pension too, Danny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right. But DMV it's like you got
Speaker 1: protective glass there, so nobody can get get to you
Speaker 1: if they need to know.
Speaker 4: If DMV is like being a cop, you deal with
Speaker 4: people on their worst possible day, like traveling. At least
Speaker 4: some people are in good moods sometimes, like they're flying
Speaker 4: for a divorce party, or they're adopting a kid in
Speaker 4: Korea or some ship.
Speaker 1: But would you want to be patent people down?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, guys, absolutely you would.
Speaker 2: It depends what they what they're getting padded down for.
Speaker 4: No, I've had him. It's a dominant thing, Danny. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: everybody gets patted down.
Speaker 1: That leads us to tonight's game, Ravens and the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: You have the under at forty seven.
Speaker 4: Under. I think people are overestimating the week one comeback.
Speaker 4: So yeah, under there, I got the higgles laying two
Speaker 4: against the backers, and I got my La Rams plus
Speaker 4: three and a half against your Detroit Lions. Yep.
Speaker 1: I also have you with Giants plus two against the Vikings.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: I like that. I think the Vikings are gonna suck ass.
Speaker 4: I think Danny Jones, Danny dimees, I should say, yeah,
Speaker 4: winning row. Danny Dimes is going to have a better
Speaker 4: year than last, which would be pretty hard to be getting.
Speaker 1: Say too much. Chargers minus three against the Raiders.
Speaker 4: Love my La Chargers laying the three.
Speaker 1: And then you had the preseason bets right A lot? Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot? All right? So I have you Eagles minus
Speaker 1: one and a half against Green Bank, Yeah, Atlanta minus
Speaker 1: three against Pittsburgh. Yeah, Saints minus four and a half
Speaker 1: against the Panthers. Saints are now minus three and a half.
Speaker 4: That's not great.
Speaker 1: San Francisco minus five and a half against the Jets.
Speaker 1: Preseason Niners now four and a half against the Jets.
Speaker 4: Not great. Shake my Jets. By the way.
Speaker 1: My Super Bowl pick the Lions and the Jets, and
Speaker 1: I did want to take the Chiefs, but then it's
Speaker 1: a it's a show about content, and I thought, if
Speaker 1: if you have the Lions and the Jets and one
Speaker 1: of those teams is going to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's a great super Bowl even if one makes it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then well, if the Jets would make it.
Speaker 4: Sixty five to one, one fifty ninety seven fifty, this
Speaker 4: is a bet, Ladies and gentlemen, forget the bullshit hit
Speaker 4: this number.
Speaker 1: But then, do you really it's hits we all party?
Speaker 2: Do you think the Jets actually have I'm such a
Speaker 2: Jets non believer that I am too.
Speaker 1: I don't like the Jets, but my job is not
Speaker 1: to like what.
Speaker 4: The Jets could do it for sure?
Speaker 1: No, no, they can't. I don't like the team. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not a Jets fan. I'm My job is just
Speaker 1: to say, hey, this team and this team, I don't go, gosh,
Speaker 1: I hate the Browns. I can never pick them. I
Speaker 1: get the Browns were great, then I would go all right,
Speaker 1: Browns are going to play the long I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't get caught up in it.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I meant more like, just like believing that they're capable
Speaker 2: of doing it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Harbor. That coach is not good, the owner
Speaker 1: is not good. But I do think if Rogers is
Speaker 1: they won seven games with no quarterback. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: don't know how good Buffalo is going to be. Miami
Speaker 1: it feels like it's topped out, and then you got
Speaker 1: the Patriots. The Jets can win the East and let's
Speaker 1: say they have yeah they have let's say they have
Speaker 1: eleven wins and they the Dolphins or something. I don't
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's just Rogers is one of those
Speaker 1: guys that if he's healthy, he's going to prove you
Speaker 1: wrong somehow, some way. Just certain athletes where you go,
Speaker 1: all right, you may not like me, fuck you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bitterness will just propel you. Yeah, and hopefully good quarterback.
Speaker 4: They would be a good wide receiver, and a good
Speaker 4: defense is highly possible.
Speaker 2: They're just in my they're on my cursed teams list.
Speaker 1: Where they are. Yeah, but so are the Lions. But still,
Speaker 1: I as long as they learned from last year, every
Speaker 1: year they've they've gotten better, and you know, they went
Speaker 1: toe to toe, should have beat the forty nine ers,
Speaker 1: and maybe they're a really good team like balance, uh,
Speaker 1: but their division's tough. I factored that in as well.
Speaker 1: I kind of locked in on the Lions more than
Speaker 1: I did the Jets because I kept thinking Kansas City's
Speaker 1: better than they were last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For
Speaker 1: some reason, it just was like, all right, Lions, And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, god, what I like the Jets, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to like the Jets.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, everything in your body's
Speaker 2: telling you not to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like dating a stripper long term. You're like, man,
Speaker 4: I love this, but it's so painful.
Speaker 1: What's the longest you dated a stripper?
Speaker 4: What do you mean when you say dated?
Speaker 1: Do you mean like, well, you just said you just
Speaker 1: said dated long term?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you were in a long term relationship.
Speaker 4: What's thet Yeah?
Speaker 1: How long?
Speaker 4: Shout out to you, Shannon, miss your girl. It's like,
Speaker 4: you know, a year and a half.
Speaker 1: So now do you have to pay her when you
Speaker 1: go see her dance?
Speaker 4: No? I guess what's the funny thing is, Danny, I've
Speaker 4: never paid her to dance for me ever, and I
Speaker 4: met her in the strip book.
Speaker 2: What about when she robbed you at the end of
Speaker 2: the year and a half?
Speaker 4: Well, Dyling really needed the math. She really needed the math,
Speaker 4: and that's not her fault. Okay, disease.
Speaker 1: An epidemic, So Shannon, shout out Shannon, Yeah she's still dancing.
Speaker 4: God, I don't think her hips can hold up that
Speaker 4: much longer than hour.
Speaker 2: She's seventy.
Speaker 1: Got replacement hips. We never talk about dancers getting replacement hips,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, they're.
Speaker 2: Probably that's probably a repeak customer kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm small at a class action lawsuit doing. You
Speaker 4: probably got a coaching er too, that could chase that angulance.
Speaker 2: No, that's Italian lawyers.
Speaker 1: Oh sure it is, buddy, And don't bring up Italians
Speaker 1: when you come by for dinner. Okay, I would never
Speaker 1: in a positive line. If you do it in a
Speaker 1: positive way, even then, I'd rather you didn't.
Speaker 2: Like they kind of helped out for half of World
Speaker 2: War two on our side, sort.
Speaker 4: Of not really listen, No, no, no, we're not doing this.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 5: Ray, But so I'll transition this a little bit. You
Speaker 5: know who just texted me, Sammy p is listening to
Speaker 5: the show today. Just put one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 5: on your Super Bowl matchup. And you know who led
Speaker 5: the one of the biggest upsets in college football last week,
Speaker 5: Diego Pavilla for Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about this fate, No, no,
Speaker 4: I got so much shit on Twitter.
Speaker 1: About this no long Hey, Ronie year behind, I faded him,
Speaker 1: all right, God, that's right.
Speaker 4: I laid thirteen and a half and he's fucking money
Speaker 4: lined me, that piece of shit. I fucking believed in
Speaker 4: him all year last year, and he sucked me over
Speaker 4: and over again, and it's still going on at twenty
Speaker 4: twenty four.
Speaker 1: He's gonna pee on your logo.
Speaker 4: He's gonna pat me down, all right.
Speaker 1: Uh, safe travels Larry in two months from now, Dan
Speaker 1: plus two. My wife won't be coming there, but uh,
Speaker 1: Dylan and uh and Shae at least for the cocktail.
Speaker 4: Err yeah, if I hear that with my daughter whatever.
Speaker 1: She's got other things to worry about. Then these two
Speaker 1: guys coming in there by the way, all right.
Speaker 2: Okay, what if she sees Shane and I gets cold feet?
Speaker 3: Larry Dylan, she has a bone to pick with you.
Speaker 3: We're not we're not meeting her named the Ireland at
Speaker 3: the Notre Dame game, Remember that you couldn't get at
Speaker 3: the bot Your ticket was kind of you couldn't get
Speaker 3: out of your back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we were. We were in the media section.
Speaker 3: You had a lot to walk into the media section.
Speaker 3: You can walk out of.
Speaker 1: It as a professional. As a professional. Yeah you're not
Speaker 1: a professional, all right, So uh got shay. Everything's good,
Speaker 1: Good luck in the big house, bad Larry, Dylan, Ray
Speaker 1: Marvin who has to listen to this every week and
Speaker 1: yours truly have a great weekend, everybody, and we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you next week. On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.