WEBVTT - Episode 130: Wedding Crashers

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet

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<v Speaker 1>without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined my

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I

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<v Speaker 1>have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody there ready to go?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm here, All set?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hell yeah, all right, Shay is on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Dylan, did you want to know where Shay was?

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<v Speaker 2>Approximately?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? He didn't know if maybe, Oh so you're not incarcerated,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what Dylan. That was his first guess. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 4>My only call, My only call is to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's helping you here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've got better luck with you all than I

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<v Speaker 4>do the roommate. I'll tell you that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, the neighbors. Your neighbors will hear this,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll tell your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, that's nice. If you knew my neighbors, you would

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<v Speaker 4>know that they are not listeners of this kind of show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Ray I was going to say that wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 5>the only time someone used up their one phone call

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<v Speaker 5>of the day to call into the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but Larry Holmes, right, yeah, the parlor, the

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<v Speaker 2>parlay guy from prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like two weeks commissary to call in for.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that wasn't I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know what the hell that was. It's no re goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what this guy is going to call

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<v Speaker 1>from prison. He's really good with his picks. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>how would we know how good he is in his

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<v Speaker 1>picks because no one only publishes him. And I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the prison newsletter comes out and he's got his

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<v Speaker 1>picks in there. Now he got his hands on that

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<v Speaker 1>phone with Instagram. Oh okay, yeah, all right, okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Patrick takes a gamble recapping. Dylan won four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half units last week football units, Shae lost a unit,

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<v Speaker 1>and Bad Larry lost two units. Non football Bad Larry

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<v Speaker 1>is up plus twenty two, Shay's up plus five, Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>minus thirteen and a half. I don't care about those.

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<v Speaker 1>All I care about is football units. That's what people

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<v Speaker 1>want to know. Dylan is plus three and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>Shay minus two, Larry minus two, Dylan hit Iowa under again.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have knew? Who would have thought? What do

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<v Speaker 1>they have? It's six to nothing and then they end

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<v Speaker 1>up it's forty to nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And without without their head coach there. So that was

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<v Speaker 2>that gave me some concern going into the game.

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<v Speaker 1>But parensence been suspended.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I mean they're just the best thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The over under was forty and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I had like three wins within a point or

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<v Speaker 2>a half a point.

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<v Speaker 1>This week you had Nevada money line against Troy Troy,

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<v Speaker 1>and Larry got a win with James Madison.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I thought, I went three and three, Dan, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to complain.

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<v Speaker 1>No, my god, you complain every week. While not complaining, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Went, I went three, Dan, I went three and three.

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<v Speaker 3>I have myself at zero when you guys have me

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<v Speaker 3>down to units, Okay, fully, I don't care about anything

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<v Speaker 3>else the rest of the year. Football units matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray, do you want to address this? Larry got a

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<v Speaker 1>legitimate beef, so.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually this week he does. I think I marked him

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<v Speaker 5>down for wrong against Akron and they covered against Ohio State. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I just saw a big number and I did the

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<v Speaker 5>math wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, embarrassing, Okay, Okay, all right, so that's cleared up.

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<v Speaker 1>So is bad? Larry now minus one unit? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>that would be zero?

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<v Speaker 3>Dan, I went three and three?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Ray correct, he's at zero. What kind of education

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<v Speaker 1>did you get it? Sacred Ray one?

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<v Speaker 5>Where math was not in the curriculum?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely so, Larry, you're a zero and Shay minus two

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan plus three and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>I think math was in the curriculum for any of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay skipped every math question on the Wonder Lick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that is true.

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<v Speaker 4>I do opt out. I did opt out a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of maths.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect to opt out.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So, Shy and Irving. Let's see anything you want

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<v Speaker 1>to recamp here?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, Light for the wind. That was the double

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<v Speaker 4>bubba and it hit like a northern Danny Okay. And

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<v Speaker 4>I think they're gonna prett damp good this year Texas

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<v Speaker 4>Tech almost losing the entire freaking conference week zero getsabline

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<v Speaker 4>Christian that would.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have any punishments on this show, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should. Like the Florida State guy said he

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<v Speaker 1>would eat dog poop out of a Solo Cup if

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<v Speaker 1>Florida State lost against BC. Now he hasn't done that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Larry has to do that if the Giants

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<v Speaker 2>don't win the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we did have the tattoo, but you guys got

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<v Speaker 1>tattoos and wanted to get tattoos. That's not Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't punishment.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say, say and I are probably not the best

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<v Speaker 2>people to be on the receiving end of a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Bet if you're looking, Yeah, that is like bad. Larry

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have any tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he should have to get a fucking tattoo of something.

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<v Speaker 1>His son in law's birthday, now a picture of his

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<v Speaker 1>son in law on his back?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How much do you love him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like your son in law future?

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<v Speaker 4>So long?

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<v Speaker 3>He's a great kid. Yes, I'm not getting a tattoo

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<v Speaker 3>of him or his name or no, I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 3>any tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Some respect.

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<v Speaker 4>He used to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys did pies in a face? I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>never experienced one because I didn't lose. But Dylan's taking

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<v Speaker 3>a pie and Ray's I think Ray took a pie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they're good sports, they're men.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, they lost.

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<v Speaker 3>If had I lost, I would have had driven. I

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<v Speaker 3>would have driven to Milford.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you wouldn't know. You won't, you will not. You're

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<v Speaker 1>never going to make another pit stop through here, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know that.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I will definitely do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't make that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't make best. I got to get a tattoo for.

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<v Speaker 1>So once again. In two weeks from now, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be at the Jersey Shore and it'll be for

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter's wedding reception November eight. Yeah, that's basically two weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>two months.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm I got He just scared him. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>in two weeks, two weeks. I'm two months, two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be in Maine, Dan, Dan, where were

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<v Speaker 3>you in Maine?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, in the middle of the state.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll be in Cape Elizabeth for the next two

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<v Speaker 3>or three weeks, starting Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>You're more likely to see him in Maine, I think, Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>then here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he's not stopping through here. The last time he did,

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<v Speaker 1>he got drunk and he threw up with you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, no, no, Dan. The next time I came

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<v Speaker 3>through MB didn't want to stop, but we stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, but when you went out with the

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<v Speaker 1>back room guys, that's when you you won every like

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<v Speaker 1>darts and pool and all those things, but you lost

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<v Speaker 1>the drinking game.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the drinking. The only drinking game I lost was

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<v Speaker 3>in your We stopped by your house and oles and

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<v Speaker 3>I later on, and you gave me some bourbon that

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<v Speaker 3>was not didn't sit.

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<v Speaker 1>Budwiser Dylan, is there any uh you lost? You got

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<v Speaker 1>roughed up on Carlos Alcarez us open.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, him and Djokovic?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah howdy? Yeah, you had LSU against USC lost that one, bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry oh Dan. Actually, I'd like to give chaut out

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<v Speaker 2>our girl, Janis Joplin Lamar in Texas State over sixty

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<v Speaker 2>and a half. Total was sixty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that's the first Janis Joplin bet we've had.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, bad Larry H took Yukon in the twenty and

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't go well. West Virginia akron plus forty eight

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. So that was a win for you, correct, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame. You got that and you lost Lshu shae

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<v Speaker 1>u Oki State Miami minus two and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>Florida North Dakota State plus nine and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I actually, Dan, I did something after hearing that

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<v Speaker 2>Shay and our producer Ray were all over Oklahoma State.

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<v Speaker 2>I put in a late bet on South Dakota State

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<v Speaker 2>to cover the spread, and it backfired. Usually it doesn't,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just wanted to be honest with the people

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<v Speaker 2>out there and say sometimes it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and baseball, Shae, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Had you one two All America's team. I did great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, congratulations. That leads us to this week bets

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<v Speaker 1>this week, Dylan, since you're the clubhouse leader by a

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<v Speaker 1>wide margin in a while, Yeah, well we're you to

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<v Speaker 1>you dominating during football season.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels good, Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well let's let's hear your pick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can suck it up, all right, So I got

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<v Speaker 2>I got a partway on Friday night SMU minus eleven

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<v Speaker 2>half against BYU and Northwestern minus two and a half

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<v Speaker 2>against Duke plus two sixty. I'm going Michigan to money

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<v Speaker 2>line against the Longhorns plus two twenty five. But we

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<v Speaker 2>just read seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this one's kind of a toss up. But I

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<v Speaker 2>figure if I'm gonna if I'm gonna take Michigan plus

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<v Speaker 2>the seven. I'd rather get the value with them just

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<v Speaker 2>taking them straight up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you're taking money line Michigan, money line plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Going Memphis minus eighteen and a half against Troy because

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's Troy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, is this a spillover from last year when Troy

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<v Speaker 1>you had that one?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a mild case of irish Alzheimer's.

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<v Speaker 4>Dan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not forgetting the grudge.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Iowa Iowa state.

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<v Speaker 2>Under thirty five last year. This would have been a

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<v Speaker 2>big total. But the fact that Iowa was actually capable

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<v Speaker 2>of putting on forty points last week does scare me

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<v Speaker 2>a tad But I think against a better competition they'll

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<v Speaker 2>settle back in. It's going to be like thirteen to nine.

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<v Speaker 1>And Ray pointed this out. Iowa is twenty one and

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<v Speaker 1>six on the under. That's the last three years twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one and six.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee there's not a single bet in college football that's.

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<v Speaker 1>That best mark in college football. Okay, A Nebraska minus

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half versus Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I could see myself regretting this one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't believe in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though last year, Colorado won by twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a different Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well it's a different Nebraska, is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm taking San Jose State plus six and Africans.

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<v Speaker 1>Air Force seven and a half. Seems like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>that too, especially, I don't know. Okay, So Sandy, San

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<v Speaker 1>Jose State plus six and a half against the FOCE. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, NFL starting tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir, I got my Ravens plus three against the Chiefs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>super Bowl hangover for the Chiefs.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another one. Here's another stat. Lamar Jackson's been an

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<v Speaker 1>underdog in fourteen games in his NFL career. He's won

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<v Speaker 1>twelve of those games against the spread, ten of those

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<v Speaker 1>games straight up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a pretty that's up there with the Iowa stat there. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>two best bets in football, Dan, Okay, I'm going Packers

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles over forty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna be all fired up in Brazil, so they

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<v Speaker 2>got to put on a show. Although the players I

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<v Speaker 2>saw some video.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think they'd be fired up if they were

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<v Speaker 1>playing here?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not at all. No, I think you know, his

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<v Speaker 2>first game in Brazil they got to show out a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit and put some points on the board, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>both those offenses can score.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Bill's minus six and a half against the Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 2>Kyler Murray also decent against the spread as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good but he's always against the spread.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, he's always. Yeah, he has a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>on paper as another dog than Lamar.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's had thirty nine games in his career where

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<v Speaker 1>he's an underdog against the spread. He's an underdog.

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<v Speaker 2>That's basically every game.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty much his career, he's been an underdog.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Shade, did Sammy p offer any advice

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<v Speaker 1>this week since he tends to screw us up.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we're just listening to your advice, Danny. We're going

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<v Speaker 4>Lions backers sixty five to one for Super Bowl meet

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<v Speaker 4>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get back to that, all right, go ahead, don't so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Niners minus four and a half against the Jets on

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<v Speaker 2>Monday Night, And I got an NFL parlay. Okay, Broncos

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<v Speaker 2>money line against the Seahawks and Cowboys against the Browns

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<v Speaker 2>plus five point fifty. Fun fact, the Broncos and the

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<v Speaker 2>Cowboys are the only two teams with above sixty percent

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<v Speaker 2>win percentage game one of the season all time.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't say all time because the rosters change. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be just a coincidence. They're not the same play.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a coincidence that could work out great for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. I'm fine with that, bad Larry. You're up okay.

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<v Speaker 3>In the NFL. By the way, Ray, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>add a bet I just thought of while I was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting here, but I'll do the ones I sent in

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll add my bet. I want the Eagles

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<v Speaker 3>minus two against the Packers. These are two units eats

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<v Speaker 3>to the NFL. I want the Bengals minus.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight against Bengals, not Bengals.

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<v Speaker 3>Bengals minus eight against the Patriot. I think the Patriots eight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's eight and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>They do, okay, eight.

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<v Speaker 1>And a half.

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<v Speaker 3>And I want the Bears minus to four against the

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<v Speaker 3>Titans three and a half, thank you. Those three or

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<v Speaker 3>two units each. And then in college, I want one

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<v Speaker 3>unit on Notre Dame minus to twenty eight against Northern

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<v Speaker 3>Illinois Rutgers minus to twenty three against Akron twenty two

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<v Speaker 3>and a half twenty two and a half and Bama

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<v Speaker 3>minus to thirty against South Florida thirty and a half. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all fine. And the bets I want to make,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to add two to one unit anytime touchdown scores.

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<v Speaker 3>I was afraid it's a night's game, but I want

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<v Speaker 3>Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown scores. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure I'm getting probably a buck fifty or something on

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<v Speaker 3>Lamar and I might have to be a pickham or

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<v Speaker 3>maybe even laying a little bit on Derreck Henry. But

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<v Speaker 3>I want two single one unit bets to win. One

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<v Speaker 3>unit Derek Henry anytime touchdown score and Lamar Jackson anytime

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<v Speaker 3>touchdown score.

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<v Speaker 1>Derrick Henry I think has the best odds to score

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<v Speaker 1>in any time touchdown today.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what I might be laying odds on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Ray, do you have that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Derrick Henry's minus one twenty five, he's the favorite,

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<v Speaker 5>and Lamar Jackson's plus one ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, everyone and their mother is betting and Derrick

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<v Speaker 2>Henry to scordinate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, but watch the game. I won't have any

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<v Speaker 3>other action on it. Although I think a gun to

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<v Speaker 3>my head, I would take the Ravens, but I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to bet the game. I learned my lesson betting

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<v Speaker 3>against Kansas City in the playoffs last year every week,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm staying away from the game that way. But

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<v Speaker 3>when I got the ball home the five yard line,

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<v Speaker 3>one of my guys is scoring.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, you never gave an official yes or no.

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<v Speaker 1>If I wanted to bring a plus two and I

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<v Speaker 1>brought Dylan and Shay to the wedding reception, that will

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<v Speaker 1>be a.

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<v Speaker 3>Last minute decision. Dan, we are at the limit that

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<v Speaker 3>the place can hold and we don't have any nose yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what if they don't sit down.

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<v Speaker 3>When they come to the cocktailer? They got they gotta

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<v Speaker 3>be drashed they come to cocktail.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I plan on getting less dark sprays? And

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<v Speaker 2>then I was originally planning on getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they can come for one hour. They have to

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<v Speaker 1>be dressed up, ready to go for one hour. What

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<v Speaker 1>makes you think they're going to leave after an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>And who's going to escort them out?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't don't you worry about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Dan?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll wrestle you.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn. This is not.

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<v Speaker 4>Security. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, Shay and Dylan, I've invited you guys, got here

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<v Speaker 3>a billion. You guys are invited any time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we're coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime, anytime touchdown that they're they're they're coming, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is there. They will run security. Like Shay said, nobody's

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<v Speaker 1>going to know they're there, Larry, They're just going to

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<v Speaker 1>stand around.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we blend in pretty well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, starting wedding guests.

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<v Speaker 5>The guy with the gun on his head?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who's the guy with the tattoo of a gun.

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<v Speaker 4>On his head? You know what I'll do Valet dyling

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<v Speaker 4>and we'll just fucking boost cars all day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a lot of two escalades rolling through there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Uh, Shaye, what are you doing in Texas?

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<v Speaker 4>Are going to?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to Texas?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going I'm going to Michigan. I'm going to Texas

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<v Speaker 4>game Danny at the Big House. Oh okay, So flying

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<v Speaker 4>into Detroit, gonna buy some crack rolls and din.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're not doing a local Okay. Are you who

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<v Speaker 1>you going with?

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<v Speaker 4>Buddy, Mine's Michigan Van.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so your wife's not going?

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<v Speaker 4>Now the roommate. Yeah right, Danny, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything more beautiful than that flight into Detroit too?

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<v Speaker 2>When you start to.

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<v Speaker 4>See the skylights, that's a skylight.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, talking to my wife last night,

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<v Speaker 1>we're zeroing in I think on the first week in October.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to she wants to make sure that she

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<v Speaker 1>prepares a great meal since.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh love it little chicken scarp yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, she's not going to do that to compete

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<v Speaker 1>with your wife's favorite dish.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be the best, Danny. They could have a

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<v Speaker 4>standoff and just no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>I told her. She goes, what's his wife? Like, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't think it's his wife. And then she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>is that a good thing? I said, not for her,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes it is. You wouldn't you would. You would

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<v Speaker 1>look at her and you go, oh gosh, you're married

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<v Speaker 1>to him. And then she said that okay. Then she

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<v Speaker 1>would try to figure out something, whip up something, and

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<v Speaker 1>try to try to compete with your wife. I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean she's a month and a half away.

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<v Speaker 4>You understand the amount of people that have said exactly

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<v Speaker 4>what you just said to her audibly in front of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Throughout our entire relationship. The fact that I can withstand

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<v Speaker 4>look how good my game is, Danny, the fact that

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<v Speaker 4>she hears this all day every day and I'm still

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<v Speaker 4>married to her. I mean, there should be monuments to

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<v Speaker 4>me somewhere around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I did ask her, did ask her to if

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<v Speaker 1>they've taken those monuments down. I did ask her to.

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<v Speaker 1>I did ask her to blink if she was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in danger, and it's true, but she didn't. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just it felt like that, I don't know, it felt

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<v Speaker 1>like those doors didn't open, those windows didn't open in

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<v Speaker 1>your house.

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<v Speaker 4>But hey, cast a spell on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I would believe that. I truly would believe that. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we look forward to hosting you and not your kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so your picks for this week, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's getting weird, Danning it all, it's always weird.

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<v Speaker 4>The show's really weird. Anyway, my picks ray many little

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<v Speaker 4>help that I am at LGA, fighting with TSA everywhere

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<v Speaker 4>I go, so I know a few things. I know

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<v Speaker 4>that I took Texas preseason laye three and a half

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<v Speaker 4>and it's up to seven seven and a half. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that number is way too big. I actually

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<v Speaker 4>agree with Dylan. If you're going to bet that will range,

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<v Speaker 4>you might as well bet the money line because if

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<v Speaker 4>quinn Ewers, Now this is where I get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>I start fucking breaking down games. If quinn Ewers doesn't play,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't throw off the play action, he is a fucking

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<v Speaker 4>mediocre quarterback. And if Michigan stops a run, I'm really

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<v Speaker 4>worried that Sark is going to abandon that and Quinn's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get fucking picked off.

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<v Speaker 1>See, this is this is what you do. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what you do. And now all of a sudden you

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<v Speaker 1>break it down, you know, Like now I'm like you're Saban.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, yeah, it's true. I'm going to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>But you do have Texas minus three and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>That was your You bet that preseason?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I bet that preseason. I got Jesus's team

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<v Speaker 4>laying twenty two and a half against the real Aggies,

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<v Speaker 4>the Los Cruses.

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<v Speaker 1>So liberty, that's liberty, that's liberty. Yeah, god fearing liberty

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<v Speaker 1>flames yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep against the real Aggies, the Lost Cruses. Twenty two

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<v Speaker 4>and a half. I think the number is now yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>hit that ray? What else did I head?

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<v Speaker 1>I forget South Alabama minus two and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio and the over there.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the Jags coming back against a tough loss

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<v Speaker 4>against the mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Green fifty seven and a half, fifty seven in it

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<v Speaker 1>over okay, over fifty seven?

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<v Speaker 4>And what else I got, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>I always stay plus three against I am yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Always take the dog in the rivalry.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you ever notice how people that travel just travel

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<v Speaker 4>with the saddest face if possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, people, No, it's miserable to travel nowadays. When you're

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<v Speaker 1>when your flight leaves on time, you feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>it's an accomplishment, Like you really feel good when I

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<v Speaker 1>get through TSA and they don't buzz me and tell

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<v Speaker 1>me to go to the side and then they want

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<v Speaker 1>to pat me down. I feel like I've accomplished things

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport that used to be just normal.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, they should do a mass culling of TSA

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<v Speaker 4>agents and higher new ones with better pay because these

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<v Speaker 4>people are fucking miserable, Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>They hate every It's kind of like it's like DMV.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you feel would you rather work ts A

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<v Speaker 1>or d m V.

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<v Speaker 4>TSA. You know how much free ship you get people.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't bring this on the plane, I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>because you get to sit down all day.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I do TSA all day easily. And that's a

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<v Speaker 4>federal pension too, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all right. But DMV it's like you got

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<v Speaker 1>protective glass there, so nobody can get get to you

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<v Speaker 1>if they need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>If DMV is like being a cop, you deal with

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<v Speaker 4>people on their worst possible day, like traveling. At least

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<v Speaker 4>some people are in good moods sometimes, like they're flying

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<v Speaker 4>for a divorce party, or they're adopting a kid in

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<v Speaker 4>Korea or some ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But would you want to be patent people down?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, guys, absolutely you would.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends what they what they're getting padded down for.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've had him. It's a dominant thing, Danny. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 4>everybody gets patted down.

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<v Speaker 1>That leads us to tonight's game, Ravens and the Chiefs.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the under at forty seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Under. I think people are overestimating the week one comeback.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, under there, I got the higgles laying two

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<v Speaker 4>against the backers, and I got my La Rams plus

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<v Speaker 4>three and a half against your Detroit Lions. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have you with Giants plus two against the Vikings.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that. I think the Vikings are gonna suck ass.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Danny Jones, Danny dimees, I should say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>winning row. Danny Dimes is going to have a better

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<v Speaker 4>year than last, which would be pretty hard to be getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Say too much. Chargers minus three against the Raiders.

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<v Speaker 4>Love my La Chargers laying the three.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you had the preseason bets right A lot? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot? All right? So I have you Eagles minus

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half against Green Bank, Yeah, Atlanta minus

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<v Speaker 1>three against Pittsburgh. Yeah, Saints minus four and a half

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<v Speaker 1>against the Panthers. Saints are now minus three and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not great.

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco minus five and a half against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>Preseason Niners now four and a half against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 4>Not great. Shake my Jets. By the way.

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<v Speaker 1>My Super Bowl pick the Lions and the Jets, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did want to take the Chiefs, but then it's

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<v Speaker 1>a it's a show about content, and I thought, if

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<v Speaker 1>if you have the Lions and the Jets and one

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<v Speaker 1>of those teams is going to win a Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great super Bowl even if one makes it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>then well, if the Jets would make it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sixty five to one, one fifty ninety seven fifty, this

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<v Speaker 4>is a bet, Ladies and gentlemen, forget the bullshit hit

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<v Speaker 4>this number.

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<v Speaker 1>But then, do you really it's hits we all party?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the Jets actually have I'm such a

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<v Speaker 2>Jets non believer that I am too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the Jets, but my job is not

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<v Speaker 1>to like what.

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<v Speaker 4>The Jets could do it for sure?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, they can't. I don't like the team. Like,

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:15.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Jets fan. I'm My job is just

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 1>to say, hey, this team and this team, I don't go, gosh,

0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I hate the Browns. I can never pick them. I

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:24.720
<v Speaker 1>get the Browns were great, then I would go all right,

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Browns are going to play the long I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get caught up in it.

0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:27.879
<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant more like, just like believing that they're capable

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<v Speaker 2>of doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, Harbor. That coach is not good, the owner

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>is not good. But I do think if Rogers is

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 1>they won seven games with no quarterback. Yeah, and I

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.359
<v Speaker 1>don't know how good Buffalo is going to be. Miami

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 1>it feels like it's topped out, and then you got

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 1>the Patriots. The Jets can win the East and let's

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:57.879
<v Speaker 1>say they have yeah they have let's say they have

0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>eleven wins and they the Dolphins or something. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, it's just Rogers is one of those

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 1>guys that if he's healthy, he's going to prove you

0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:12.680
<v Speaker 1>wrong somehow, some way. Just certain athletes where you go,

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:15.120
<v Speaker 1>all right, you may not like me, fuck you, Yeah,

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:19.040
<v Speaker 1>the bitterness will just propel you. Yeah, and hopefully good quarterback.

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 4>They would be a good wide receiver, and a good

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 4>defense is highly possible.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just in my they're on my cursed teams list.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they are. Yeah, but so are the Lions. But still,

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I as long as they learned from last year, every

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 1>year they've they've gotten better, and you know, they went

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 1>toe to toe, should have beat the forty nine ers,

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:45.520
<v Speaker 1>and maybe they're a really good team like balance, uh,

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>but their division's tough. I factored that in as well.

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I kind of locked in on the Lions more than

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 1>I did the Jets because I kept thinking Kansas City's

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>better than they were last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, it just was like, all right, Lions, And

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 1>then I'm like, god, what I like the Jets, but

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to like the Jets.

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:09.399
<v Speaker 2>And then all of a sudden, everything in your body's

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:10.200
<v Speaker 2>telling you not to.

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:13.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like dating a stripper long term. You're like, man,

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 4>I love this, but it's so painful.

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 1>What's the longest you dated a stripper?

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean when you say dated?

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you mean like, well, you just said you just

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>said dated long term?

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely? Yeah?

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you were in a long term relationship.

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 4>What's thet Yeah?

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 1>How long?

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:39.399
<v Speaker 4>Shout out to you, Shannon, miss your girl. It's like,

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:40.360
<v Speaker 4>you know, a year and a half.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:44.080
<v Speaker 1>So now do you have to pay her when you

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>go see her dance?

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 4>No? I guess what's the funny thing is, Danny, I've

0:27:48.760 --> 0:27:54.159
<v Speaker 4>never paid her to dance for me ever, and I

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:55.160
<v Speaker 4>met her in the strip book.

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 2>What about when she robbed you at the end of

0:27:57.080 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 2>the year and a half?

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:05.720
<v Speaker 4>Well, Dyling really needed the math. She really needed the math,

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.920
<v Speaker 4>and that's not her fault. Okay, disease.

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>An epidemic, So Shannon, shout out Shannon, Yeah she's still dancing.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:19.800
<v Speaker 4>God, I don't think her hips can hold up that

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:20.680
<v Speaker 4>much longer than hour.

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 2>She's seventy.

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Got replacement hips. We never talk about dancers getting replacement hips,

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, they're.

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 2>Probably that's probably a repeak customer kind of thing.

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:35.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm small at a class action lawsuit doing. You

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 4>probably got a coaching er too, that could chase that angulance.

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 2>No, that's Italian lawyers.

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure it is, buddy, And don't bring up Italians

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>when you come by for dinner. Okay, I would never

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 1>in a positive line. If you do it in a

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>positive way, even then, I'd rather you didn't.

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Like they kind of helped out for half of World

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<v Speaker 2>War two on our side, sort.

0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Of not really listen, No, no, no, we're not doing this.

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:07.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Ray, But so I'll transition this a little bit. You

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 5>know who just texted me, Sammy p is listening to

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 5>the show today. Just put one hundred and fifty dollars

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 5>on your Super Bowl matchup. And you know who led

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 5>the one of the biggest upsets in college football last week,

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 5>Diego Pavilla for Vanderbilt.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to talk about this fate, No, no,

0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 4>I got so much shit on Twitter.

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>About this no long Hey, Ronie year behind, I faded him,

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, God, that's right.

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 4>I laid thirteen and a half and he's fucking money

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 4>lined me, that piece of shit. I fucking believed in

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:47.960
<v Speaker 4>him all year last year, and he sucked me over

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 4>and over again, and it's still going on at twenty

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 4>twenty four.

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna pee on your logo.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna pat me down, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, safe travels Larry in two months from now, Dan

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 1>plus two. My wife won't be coming there, but uh,

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Dylan and uh and Shae at least for the cocktail.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 4>Err yeah, if I hear that with my daughter whatever.

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 1>She's got other things to worry about. Then these two

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>guys coming in there by the way, all right.

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what if she sees Shane and I gets cold feet?

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 3>Larry Dylan, she has a bone to pick with you.

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 3>We're not we're not meeting her named the Ireland at

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 3>the Notre Dame game, Remember that you couldn't get at

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 3>the bot Your ticket was kind of you couldn't get

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 3>out of your back.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we were. We were in the media section.

0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 3>You had a lot to walk into the media section.

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>You can walk out of.

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 1>It as a professional. As a professional. Yeah you're not

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>a professional, all right, So uh got shay. Everything's good,

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Good luck in the big house, bad Larry, Dylan, Ray

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Marvin who has to listen to this every week and

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<v Speaker 1>yours truly have a great weekend, everybody, and we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you next week. On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.