1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling. 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 2: You're a coward. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined my 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody there ready to go? 10 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, All set? 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: Okay, Hell yeah, all right, Shay is on the road. 12 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, did you want to know where Shay was? 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 2: Approximately? 14 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: Okay? He didn't know if maybe, Oh so you're not incarcerated, 15 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: because that's what Dylan. That was his first guess. I said, 16 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so. 17 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 4: My only call, My only call is to the show. 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 2: No one's helping you here. 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got better luck with you all than I 20 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 4: do the roommate. I'll tell you that. 21 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: Well, you know what, the neighbors. Your neighbors will hear this, 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: and then they'll tell your wife. 23 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 4: Ah, that's nice. If you knew my neighbors, you would 24 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 4: know that they are not listeners of this kind of show. 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 5: Yes, Ray I was going to say that wouldn't be 26 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 5: the only time someone used up their one phone call 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 5: of the day to call into the show. 28 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but Larry Holmes, right, yeah, the parlor, the 29 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 2: parlay guy from prison. 30 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that guy. 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 2: That was like two weeks commissary to call in for. 32 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't I. 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: Don't know what the hell that was. It's no re goes. 34 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: Oh you know what this guy is going to call 35 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: from prison. He's really good with his picks. I said, 36 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: how would we know how good he is in his 37 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: picks because no one only publishes him. And I'm like, okay, 38 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: Like the prison newsletter comes out and he's got his 39 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: picks in there. Now he got his hands on that 40 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: phone with Instagram. Oh okay, yeah, all right, okay. So 41 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble recapping. Dylan won four and 42 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: a half units last week football units, Shae lost a unit, 43 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: and Bad Larry lost two units. Non football Bad Larry 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: is up plus twenty two, Shay's up plus five, Dylan 45 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: minus thirteen and a half. I don't care about those. 46 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: All I care about is football units. That's what people 47 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: want to know. Dylan is plus three and a half, 48 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: Shay minus two, Larry minus two, Dylan hit Iowa under again. 49 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,799 Speaker 1: Who would have knew? Who would have thought? What do 50 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: they have? It's six to nothing and then they end 51 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: up it's forty to nothing. 52 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: And without without their head coach there. So that was 53 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 2: that gave me some concern going into the game. 54 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: But parensence been suspended. 55 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean they're just the best thing. 56 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: The over under was forty and a half. 57 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 2: Yeah. I had like three wins within a point or 58 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaker 2: a half a point. 59 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: This week you had Nevada money line against Troy Troy, 60 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: and Larry got a win with James Madison. 61 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 3: Right, I thought, I went three and three, Dan, I'm 62 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 3: not going to complain. 63 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: No, my god, you complain every week. While not complaining, I. 64 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 3: Went, I went three, Dan, I went three and three. 65 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 3: I have myself at zero when you guys have me 66 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 3: down to units, Okay, fully, I don't care about anything 67 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 3: else the rest of the year. Football units matter. 68 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: Ray, do you want to address this? Larry got a 69 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: legitimate beef, so. 70 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 5: Actually this week he does. I think I marked him 71 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 5: down for wrong against Akron and they covered against Ohio State. Okay, 72 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 5: I just saw a big number and I did the 73 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 5: math wrong. 74 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: Okay, embarrassing, Okay, Okay, all right, so that's cleared up. 75 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: So is bad? Larry now minus one unit? Okay, so 76 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: that would be zero? 77 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,119 Speaker 3: Dan, I went three and three? 78 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: Okay, Ray correct, he's at zero. What kind of education 79 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: did you get it? Sacred Ray one? 80 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 5: Where math was not in the curriculum? 81 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: Absolutely so, Larry, you're a zero and Shay minus two 82 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: Dylan plus three and a half. 83 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 2: I think math was in the curriculum for any of us. 84 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 2: Jay skipped every math question on the Wonder Lick. 85 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: Oh, that is true. 86 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 4: I do opt out. I did opt out a lot 87 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 4: of maths. 88 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 2: I respect to opt out. 89 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: Uh So, Shy and Irving. Let's see anything you want 90 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: to recamp here? 91 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Light for the wind. That was the double 92 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 4: bubba and it hit like a northern Danny Okay. And 93 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 4: I think they're gonna prett damp good this year Texas 94 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 4: Tech almost losing the entire freaking conference week zero getsabline 95 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 4: Christian that would. 96 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: We don't have any punishments on this show, but I 97 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: think we should. Like the Florida State guy said he 98 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: would eat dog poop out of a Solo Cup if 99 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: Florida State lost against BC. Now he hasn't done that, 100 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: but I don't know. 101 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 2: All right, Larry has to do that if the Giants 102 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 2: don't win the Super Bowl. 103 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: Well, we did have the tattoo, but you guys got 104 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: tattoos and wanted to get tattoos. That's not Yeah, that 105 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: wasn't punishment. 106 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 2: I'd say, say and I are probably not the best 107 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 2: people to be on the receiving end of a tattoo. 108 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: Bet if you're looking, Yeah, that is like bad. Larry 109 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: doesn't have any tattoos. 110 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have to get a fucking tattoo of something. 111 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: His son in law's birthday, now a picture of his 112 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: son in law on his back? 113 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 4: Yeah? 114 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 2: How much do you love him? 115 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 4: Yeah? 116 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: Do you like your son in law future? 117 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 4: So long? 118 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 3: He's a great kid. Yes, I'm not getting a tattoo 119 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 3: of him or his name or no, I'm not getting 120 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 3: any tattoos. 121 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 2: Some respect. 122 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 4: He used to do. 123 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 3: You guys did pies in a face? I mean I 124 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 3: never experienced one because I didn't lose. But Dylan's taking 125 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 3: a pie and Ray's I think Ray took a pie. 126 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're good sports, they're men. 127 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 4: No, No, they lost. 128 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 3: If had I lost, I would have had driven. I 129 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 3: would have driven to Milford. 130 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't know. You won't, you will not. You're 131 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: never going to make another pit stop through here, and 132 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: you know that. 133 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 4: No. 134 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 3: I will definitely do it. 135 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: But I don't make that. 136 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 3: I don't make best. I got to get a tattoo for. 137 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: So once again. In two weeks from now, we're going 138 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: to be at the Jersey Shore and it'll be for 139 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: your daughter's wedding reception November eight. Yeah, that's basically two weeks, 140 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: two months. 141 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 4: Thank you. 142 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I got He just scared him. No, it's 143 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,479 Speaker 1: in two weeks, two weeks. I'm two months, two weeks. 144 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Maine, Dan, Dan, where were 145 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 3: you in Maine? 146 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: By the way, in the middle of the state. 147 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be in Cape Elizabeth for the next two 148 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 3: or three weeks, starting Sunday. 149 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 2: You're more likely to see him in Maine, I think, Dan, 150 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 2: then here. 151 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 1: Yes, he's not stopping through here. The last time he did, 152 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: he got drunk and he threw up with you guys. 153 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 3: Hell yeah, no, no, Dan. The next time I came 154 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 3: through MB didn't want to stop, but we stopped. 155 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, but when you went out with the 156 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: back room guys, that's when you you won every like 157 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: darts and pool and all those things, but you lost 158 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: the drinking game. 159 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 3: No, the drinking. The only drinking game I lost was 160 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 3: in your We stopped by your house and oles and 161 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 3: I later on, and you gave me some bourbon that 162 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 3: was not didn't sit. 163 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: Budwiser Dylan, is there any uh you lost? You got 164 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: roughed up on Carlos Alcarez us open. 165 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, him and Djokovic? 166 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: Yeah howdy? Yeah, you had LSU against USC lost that one, bad. 167 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 2: Larry oh Dan. Actually, I'd like to give chaut out 168 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: our girl, Janis Joplin Lamar in Texas State over sixty 169 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 2: and a half. Total was sixty one. 170 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's the first Janis Joplin bet we've had. 171 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 2: I think I want to know. 172 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry H took Yukon in the twenty and 173 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 1: that didn't go well. West Virginia akron plus forty eight 174 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: and a half. So that was a win for you, correct, Yeah, okay, 175 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: Notre Dame. You got that and you lost Lshu shae 176 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:18,119 Speaker 1: u Oki State Miami minus two and a half against 177 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: Florida North Dakota State plus nine and a half. 178 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I actually, Dan, I did something after hearing that 179 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 2: Shay and our producer Ray were all over Oklahoma State. 180 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,199 Speaker 2: I put in a late bet on South Dakota State 181 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 2: to cover the spread, and it backfired. Usually it doesn't, 182 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,559 Speaker 2: but I just wanted to be honest with the people 183 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 2: out there and say sometimes it does. 184 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: Okay, and baseball, Shae, you. 185 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,680 Speaker 4: Had you one two All America's team. I did great. 186 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:54,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, congratulations. That leads us to this week bets 187 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 1: this week, Dylan, since you're the clubhouse leader by a 188 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: wide margin in a while, Yeah, well we're you to 189 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: you dominating during football season. 190 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 2: It feels good, Dan. 191 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: All right, well let's let's hear your pick. 192 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:05,959 Speaker 4: Yeah. 193 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,079 Speaker 2: I can suck it up, all right, So I got 194 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 2: I got a partway on Friday night SMU minus eleven 195 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 2: half against BYU and Northwestern minus two and a half 196 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 2: against Duke plus two sixty. I'm going Michigan to money 197 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 2: line against the Longhorns plus two twenty five. But we 198 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 2: just read seven. 199 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 4: Yeah. 200 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's kind of a toss up. But I 201 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 2: figure if I'm gonna if I'm gonna take Michigan plus 202 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 2: the seven. I'd rather get the value with them just 203 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 2: taking them straight up. 204 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: Okay, So you're taking money line Michigan, money line plus. 205 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 2: Going Memphis minus eighteen and a half against Troy because 206 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 2: you know it's Troy. 207 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: Wait, is this a spillover from last year when Troy 208 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: you had that one? 209 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 2: It's a mild case of irish Alzheimer's. 210 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 4: Dan. 211 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 2: I'm not forgetting the grudge. 212 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Iowa Iowa state. 213 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,439 Speaker 2: Under thirty five last year. This would have been a 214 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 2: big total. But the fact that Iowa was actually capable 215 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 2: of putting on forty points last week does scare me 216 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 2: a tad But I think against a better competition they'll 217 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 2: settle back in. It's going to be like thirteen to nine. 218 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: And Ray pointed this out. Iowa is twenty one and 219 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: six on the under. That's the last three years twenty 220 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: one and six. 221 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 2: I guarantee there's not a single bet in college football that's. 222 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: That best mark in college football. Okay, A Nebraska minus 223 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 1: seven and a half versus Colorado. 224 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,559 Speaker 2: Yes, I could see myself regretting this one, but I 225 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 2: just I don't believe in Colorado. 226 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,439 Speaker 1: Even though last year, Colorado won by twenty two. 227 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 2: That's a different Colorado. 228 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: Okay, Well it's a different Nebraska, is what you're saying. 229 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,960 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm taking San Jose State plus six and Africans. 230 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: Air Force seven and a half. Seems like a lot 231 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: that too, especially, I don't know. Okay, So Sandy, San 232 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: Jose State plus six and a half against the FOCE. Yep, 233 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 1: all right, NFL starting tonight. 234 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,240 Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I got my Ravens plus three against the Chiefs. Okay, 235 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 2: super Bowl hangover for the Chiefs. 236 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: Here's another one. Here's another stat. Lamar Jackson's been an 237 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 1: underdog in fourteen games in his NFL career. He's won 238 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 1: twelve of those games against the spread, ten of those 239 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: games straight up. 240 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 2: That's pretty good. 241 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: That's a pretty that's up there with the Iowa stat there. Yeah, okay, 242 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: two best bets in football, Dan, Okay, I'm going Packers 243 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 1: Eagles over forty nine. 244 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 2: They're gonna be all fired up in Brazil, so they 245 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 2: got to put on a show. Although the players I 246 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 2: saw some video. 247 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: You don't think they'd be fired up if they were 248 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: playing here? 249 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 2: No, not at all. No, I think you know, his 250 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 2: first game in Brazil they got to show out a 251 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 2: little bit and put some points on the board, and honestly, 252 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: both those offenses can score. 253 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 4: Okay. 254 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 2: I got Bill's minus six and a half against the Cardinals. 255 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 2: Kyler Murray also decent against the spread as a. 256 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,439 Speaker 1: Very good but he's always against the spread. 257 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's always. Yeah, he has a lot more 258 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 2: on paper as another dog than Lamar. 259 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 1: So he's had thirty nine games in his career where 260 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: he's an underdog against the spread. He's an underdog. 261 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 2: That's basically every game. 262 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: That's pretty much his career, he's been an underdog. 263 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 2: I got Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty. 264 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 1: By the way, Shade, did Sammy p offer any advice 265 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: this week since he tends to screw us up. 266 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,480 Speaker 4: No, we're just listening to your advice, Danny. We're going 267 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,439 Speaker 4: Lions backers sixty five to one for Super Bowl meet 268 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 4: all right. 269 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,839 Speaker 1: We'll get back to that, all right, go ahead, don't so. 270 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, Titans money line against the Bears plus one sixty. 271 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 2: Niners minus four and a half against the Jets on 272 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 2: Monday Night, And I got an NFL parlay. Okay, Broncos 273 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 2: money line against the Seahawks and Cowboys against the Browns 274 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,559 Speaker 2: plus five point fifty. Fun fact, the Broncos and the 275 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 2: Cowboys are the only two teams with above sixty percent 276 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 2: win percentage game one of the season all time. 277 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 1: But you can't say all time because the rosters change. Well, yeah, 278 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: it would be just a coincidence. They're not the same play. 279 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 2: It's a coincidence that could work out great for me. 280 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm fine with that, bad Larry. You're up okay. 281 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 3: In the NFL. By the way, Ray, I want to 282 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 3: add a bet I just thought of while I was 283 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 3: sitting here, but I'll do the ones I sent in 284 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 3: and then I'll add my bet. I want the Eagles 285 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 3: minus two against the Packers. These are two units eats 286 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,839 Speaker 3: to the NFL. I want the Bengals minus. 287 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: Eight against Bengals, not Bengals. 288 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 3: Bengals minus eight against the Patriot. I think the Patriots eight. 289 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 1: It's eight and a half. 290 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 3: They do, okay, eight. 291 00:13:59,679 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: And a half. 292 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 3: And I want the Bears minus to four against the 293 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 3: Titans three and a half, thank you. Those three or 294 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 3: two units each. And then in college, I want one 295 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 3: unit on Notre Dame minus to twenty eight against Northern 296 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,319 Speaker 3: Illinois Rutgers minus to twenty three against Akron twenty two 297 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 3: and a half twenty two and a half and Bama 298 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 3: minus to thirty against South Florida thirty and a half. Okay, 299 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 3: that's all fine. And the bets I want to make, 300 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,880 Speaker 3: I want to add two to one unit anytime touchdown scores. 301 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 3: I was afraid it's a night's game, but I want 302 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 3: Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown scores. Okay, I'm 303 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 3: sure I'm getting probably a buck fifty or something on 304 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 3: Lamar and I might have to be a pickham or 305 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 3: maybe even laying a little bit on Derreck Henry. But 306 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 3: I want two single one unit bets to win. One 307 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 3: unit Derek Henry anytime touchdown score and Lamar Jackson anytime 308 00:14:59,240 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 3: touchdown score. 309 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: Derrick Henry I think has the best odds to score 310 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: in any time touchdown today. 311 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 4: I don't know what I might be laying odds on that. 312 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: Okay, Ray, do you have that? 313 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, Derrick Henry's minus one twenty five, he's the favorite, 314 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 5: and Lamar Jackson's plus one ninety. 315 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 2: You know, everyone and their mother is betting and Derrick 316 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 2: Henry to scordinate. 317 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but watch the game. I won't have any 318 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 3: other action on it. Although I think a gun to 319 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 3: my head, I would take the Ravens, but I don't 320 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 3: want to bet the game. I learned my lesson betting 321 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 3: against Kansas City in the playoffs last year every week, 322 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 3: so I'm staying away from the game that way. But 323 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 3: when I got the ball home the five yard line, 324 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 3: one of my guys is scoring. 325 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 1: By the way, you never gave an official yes or no. 326 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 1: If I wanted to bring a plus two and I 327 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: brought Dylan and Shay to the wedding reception, that will 328 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: be a. 329 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 3: Last minute decision. Dan, we are at the limit that 330 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 3: the place can hold and we don't have any nose yet. 331 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: Well, what if they don't sit down. 332 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 3: When they come to the cocktailer? They got they gotta 333 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 3: be drashed they come to cocktail. 334 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 2: What if I plan on getting less dark sprays? And 335 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 2: then I was originally planning on getting. 336 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: Okay, they can come for one hour. They have to 337 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: be dressed up, ready to go for one hour. What 338 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: makes you think they're going to leave after an hour? 339 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: And who's going to escort them out? 340 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 3: Don't don't you worry about that? 341 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 4: Dan? 342 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 2: Well, I'll wrestle you. 343 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: Damn. This is not. 344 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 4: Security. Yeah. 345 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 3: Wait, Shay and Dylan, I've invited you guys, got here 346 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 3: a billion. You guys are invited any time. 347 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 4: Okay, we're coming. 348 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: Anytime, anytime touchdown that they're they're they're coming, and this 349 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: is there. They will run security. Like Shay said, nobody's 350 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: going to know they're there, Larry, They're just going to 351 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: stand around. 352 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, we blend in pretty well. 353 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, starting wedding guests. 354 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 5: The guy with the gun on his head? 355 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, who's the guy with the tattoo of a gun. 356 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,120 Speaker 4: On his head? You know what I'll do Valet dyling 357 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 4: and we'll just fucking boost cars all day. 358 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 2: It's gonna be a lot of two escalades rolling through there. 359 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: I think, Uh, Shaye, what are you doing in Texas? 360 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 4: Are going to? 361 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: Are you going to Texas? 362 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,879 Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going to Michigan. I'm going to Texas 363 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 4: game Danny at the Big House. Oh okay, So flying 364 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 4: into Detroit, gonna buy some crack rolls and din. 365 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: No, we're not doing a local Okay. Are you who 366 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: you going with? 367 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 4: Buddy, Mine's Michigan Van. 368 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: Okay, so your wife's not going? 369 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 4: Now the roommate. Yeah right, Danny, absolutely not. 370 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 2: Is there anything more beautiful than that flight into Detroit too? 371 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:44,800 Speaker 2: When you start to. 372 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 4: See the skylights, that's a skylight. 373 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: Well, by the way, talking to my wife last night, 374 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: we're zeroing in I think on the first week in October. 375 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: She wants to she wants to make sure that she 376 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: prepares a great meal since. 377 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 4: Oh love it little chicken scarp yellow. 378 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 1: No, no, she's not going to do that to compete 379 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: with your wife's favorite dish. 380 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,320 Speaker 4: That would be the best, Danny. They could have a 381 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 4: standoff and just no, no, no, no no. 382 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: I told her. She goes, what's his wife? Like, I said, 383 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: you won't think it's his wife. And then she goes, 384 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: is that a good thing? I said, not for her, 385 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: but yes it is. You wouldn't you would. You would 386 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: look at her and you go, oh gosh, you're married 387 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: to him. And then she said that okay. Then she 388 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,119 Speaker 1: would try to figure out something, whip up something, and 389 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,880 Speaker 1: try to try to compete with your wife. I guess. 390 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 2: I mean she's a month and a half away. 391 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,199 Speaker 4: You understand the amount of people that have said exactly 392 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,680 Speaker 4: what you just said to her audibly in front of me. 393 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 4: Throughout our entire relationship. The fact that I can withstand 394 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,440 Speaker 4: look how good my game is, Danny, the fact that 395 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,159 Speaker 4: she hears this all day every day and I'm still 396 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 4: married to her. I mean, there should be monuments to 397 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 4: me somewhere around here. 398 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: Well. I did ask her, did ask her to if 399 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 1: they've taken those monuments down. I did ask her to. 400 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,680 Speaker 1: I did ask her to blink if she was, you know, 401 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: in danger, and it's true, but she didn't. And I 402 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 1: just it felt like that, I don't know, it felt 403 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: like those doors didn't open, those windows didn't open in 404 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: your house. 405 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 4: But hey, cast a spell on her. 406 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,360 Speaker 1: I would believe that. I truly would believe that. But yeah, 407 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,720 Speaker 1: we look forward to hosting you and not your kiss. 408 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 4: Can't wait? 409 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,679 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so your picks for this week, by 410 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,719 Speaker 1: the way, Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcast. 411 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting weird, Danning it all, it's always weird. 412 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 4: The show's really weird. Anyway, my picks ray many little 413 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:51,920 Speaker 4: help that I am at LGA, fighting with TSA everywhere 414 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,920 Speaker 4: I go, so I know a few things. I know 415 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 4: that I took Texas preseason laye three and a half 416 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,719 Speaker 4: and it's up to seven seven and a half. Now, 417 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 4: I think that number is way too big. I actually 418 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,920 Speaker 4: agree with Dylan. If you're going to bet that will range, 419 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 4: you might as well bet the money line because if 420 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 4: quinn Ewers, Now this is where I get in trouble. 421 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 4: I start fucking breaking down games. If quinn Ewers doesn't play, 422 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,879 Speaker 4: doesn't throw off the play action, he is a fucking 423 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 4: mediocre quarterback. And if Michigan stops a run, I'm really 424 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 4: worried that Sark is going to abandon that and Quinn's 425 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,239 Speaker 4: gonna get fucking picked off. 426 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 1: See, this is this is what you do. This is 427 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,200 Speaker 1: what you do. And now all of a sudden you 428 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,359 Speaker 1: break it down, you know, Like now I'm like you're Saban. 429 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's true. I'm going to lose. 430 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 1: But you do have Texas minus three and a half. 431 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: That was your You bet that preseason? 432 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I bet that preseason. I got Jesus's team 433 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 4: laying twenty two and a half against the real Aggies, 434 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 4: the Los Cruses. 435 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: So liberty, that's liberty, that's liberty. Yeah, god fearing liberty 436 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 1: flames yep. 437 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 4: Yep against the real Aggies, the Lost Cruses. Twenty two 438 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 4: and a half. I think the number is now yeah, 439 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 4: hit that ray? What else did I head? 440 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 1: I forget South Alabama minus two and a half against 441 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 1: Ohio and the over there. 442 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 4: I like the Jags coming back against a tough loss 443 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 4: against the mean. 444 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: Green fifty seven and a half, fifty seven in it 445 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: over okay, over fifty seven? 446 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 4: And what else I got, Danny? 447 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 1: I always stay plus three against I am yep. 448 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 4: Always take the dog in the rivalry. 449 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: Okay. 450 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 4: Do you ever notice how people that travel just travel 451 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 4: with the saddest face if possible. 452 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: Yes, people, No, it's miserable to travel nowadays. When you're 453 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 1: when your flight leaves on time, you feel like you 454 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: it's an accomplishment, Like you really feel good when I 455 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 1: get through TSA and they don't buzz me and tell 456 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,160 Speaker 1: me to go to the side and then they want 457 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 1: to pat me down. I feel like I've accomplished things 458 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: at the airport that used to be just normal. 459 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 4: You know, they should do a mass culling of TSA 460 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 4: agents and higher new ones with better pay because these 461 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 4: people are fucking miserable, Danny. 462 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 2: They hate every It's kind of like it's like DMV. 463 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: How would you feel would you rather work ts A 464 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: or d m V. 465 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 4: TSA. You know how much free ship you get people. 466 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 2: I can't bring this on the plane, I was gonna say, 467 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 2: because you get to sit down all day. 468 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,119 Speaker 4: No, I do TSA all day easily. And that's a 469 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 4: federal pension too, Danny. 470 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right. But DMV it's like you got 471 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,200 Speaker 1: protective glass there, so nobody can get get to you 472 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 1: if they need to know. 473 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,399 Speaker 4: If DMV is like being a cop, you deal with 474 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,120 Speaker 4: people on their worst possible day, like traveling. At least 475 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 4: some people are in good moods sometimes, like they're flying 476 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 4: for a divorce party, or they're adopting a kid in 477 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 4: Korea or some ship. 478 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: But would you want to be patent people down? 479 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, guys, absolutely you would. 480 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,960 Speaker 2: It depends what they what they're getting padded down for. 481 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 4: No, I've had him. It's a dominant thing, Danny. Absolutely, 482 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 4: everybody gets patted down. 483 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: That leads us to tonight's game, Ravens and the Chiefs. 484 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: You have the under at forty seven. 485 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,800 Speaker 4: Under. I think people are overestimating the week one comeback. 486 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,120 Speaker 4: So yeah, under there, I got the higgles laying two 487 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 4: against the backers, and I got my La Rams plus 488 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 4: three and a half against your Detroit Lions. Yep. 489 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 1: I also have you with Giants plus two against the Vikings. 490 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 1: I like that. 491 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 4: I like that. I think the Vikings are gonna suck ass. 492 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 4: I think Danny Jones, Danny dimees, I should say, yeah, 493 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 4: winning row. Danny Dimes is going to have a better 494 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,920 Speaker 4: year than last, which would be pretty hard to be getting. 495 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,600 Speaker 1: Say too much. Chargers minus three against the Raiders. 496 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,280 Speaker 4: Love my La Chargers laying the three. 497 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 1: And then you had the preseason bets right A lot? Okay, 498 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: a lot? All right? So I have you Eagles minus 499 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: one and a half against Green Bank, Yeah, Atlanta minus 500 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:07,160 Speaker 1: three against Pittsburgh. Yeah, Saints minus four and a half 501 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,200 Speaker 1: against the Panthers. Saints are now minus three and a half. 502 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 4: That's not great. 503 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: San Francisco minus five and a half against the Jets. 504 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: Preseason Niners now four and a half against the Jets. 505 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 4: Not great. Shake my Jets. By the way. 506 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 1: My Super Bowl pick the Lions and the Jets, and 507 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: I did want to take the Chiefs, but then it's 508 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: a it's a show about content, and I thought, if 509 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: if you have the Lions and the Jets and one 510 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: of those teams is going to win a Super Bowl. 511 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: That's a great super Bowl even if one makes it. Yeah, 512 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: then well, if the Jets would make it. 513 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 4: Sixty five to one, one fifty ninety seven fifty, this 514 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 4: is a bet, Ladies and gentlemen, forget the bullshit hit 515 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:51,720 Speaker 4: this number. 516 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: But then, do you really it's hits we all party? 517 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,879 Speaker 2: Do you think the Jets actually have I'm such a 518 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,879 Speaker 2: Jets non believer that I am too. 519 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 1: I don't like the Jets, but my job is not 520 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: to like what. 521 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 4: The Jets could do it for sure? 522 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: No, no, they can't. I don't like the team. Like, 523 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,159 Speaker 1: I'm not a Jets fan. I'm My job is just 524 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 1: to say, hey, this team and this team, I don't go, gosh, 525 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: I hate the Browns. I can never pick them. I 526 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 1: get the Browns were great, then I would go all right, 527 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: Browns are going to play the long I don't know. 528 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: I don't get caught up in it. 529 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:27,879 Speaker 4: No. 530 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 2: I meant more like, just like believing that they're capable 531 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 2: of doing it. 532 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,640 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Harbor. That coach is not good, the owner 533 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: is not good. But I do think if Rogers is 534 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,720 Speaker 1: they won seven games with no quarterback. Yeah, and I 535 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 1: don't know how good Buffalo is going to be. Miami 536 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 1: it feels like it's topped out, and then you got 537 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: the Patriots. The Jets can win the East and let's 538 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 1: say they have yeah they have let's say they have 539 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: eleven wins and they the Dolphins or something. I don't 540 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's just Rogers is one of those 541 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 1: guys that if he's healthy, he's going to prove you 542 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 1: wrong somehow, some way. Just certain athletes where you go, 543 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,120 Speaker 1: all right, you may not like me, fuck you, Yeah, 544 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 1: the bitterness will just propel you. Yeah, and hopefully good quarterback. 545 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,359 Speaker 4: They would be a good wide receiver, and a good 546 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 4: defense is highly possible. 547 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,439 Speaker 2: They're just in my they're on my cursed teams list. 548 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: Where they are. Yeah, but so are the Lions. But still, 549 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,720 Speaker 1: I as long as they learned from last year, every 550 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 1: year they've they've gotten better, and you know, they went 551 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 1: toe to toe, should have beat the forty nine ers, 552 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: and maybe they're a really good team like balance, uh, 553 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 1: but their division's tough. I factored that in as well. 554 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: I kind of locked in on the Lions more than 555 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,919 Speaker 1: I did the Jets because I kept thinking Kansas City's 556 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 1: better than they were last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For 557 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 1: some reason, it just was like, all right, Lions, And 558 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: then I'm like, god, what I like the Jets, but 559 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to like the Jets. 560 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, everything in your body's 561 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,200 Speaker 2: telling you not to. 562 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like dating a stripper long term. You're like, man, 563 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 4: I love this, but it's so painful. 564 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: What's the longest you dated a stripper? 565 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 4: What do you mean when you say dated? 566 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: Do you mean like, well, you just said you just 567 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,720 Speaker 1: said dated long term? 568 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 4: Absolutely? Yeah? 569 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you were in a long term relationship. 570 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 4: What's thet Yeah? 571 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 1: How long? 572 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 4: Shout out to you, Shannon, miss your girl. It's like, 573 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,360 Speaker 4: you know, a year and a half. 574 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 1: So now do you have to pay her when you 575 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,160 Speaker 1: go see her dance? 576 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 4: No? I guess what's the funny thing is, Danny, I've 577 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:54,159 Speaker 4: never paid her to dance for me ever, and I 578 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 4: met her in the strip book. 579 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 2: What about when she robbed you at the end of 580 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:57,760 Speaker 2: the year and a half? 581 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 4: Well, Dyling really needed the math. She really needed the math, 582 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,920 Speaker 4: and that's not her fault. Okay, disease. 583 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: An epidemic, So Shannon, shout out Shannon, Yeah she's still dancing. 584 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 4: God, I don't think her hips can hold up that 585 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 4: much longer than hour. 586 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 2: She's seventy. 587 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,440 Speaker 1: Got replacement hips. We never talk about dancers getting replacement hips, 588 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,480 Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, they're. 589 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 2: Probably that's probably a repeak customer kind of thing. 590 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm small at a class action lawsuit doing. You 591 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 4: probably got a coaching er too, that could chase that angulance. 592 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 2: No, that's Italian lawyers. 593 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: Oh sure it is, buddy, And don't bring up Italians 594 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: when you come by for dinner. Okay, I would never 595 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: in a positive line. If you do it in a 596 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: positive way, even then, I'd rather you didn't. 597 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 2: Like they kind of helped out for half of World 598 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 2: War two on our side, sort. 599 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 4: Of not really listen, No, no, no, we're not doing this. 600 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, yeah. 601 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,760 Speaker 5: Ray, But so I'll transition this a little bit. You 602 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 5: know who just texted me, Sammy p is listening to 603 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 5: the show today. Just put one hundred and fifty dollars 604 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,120 Speaker 5: on your Super Bowl matchup. And you know who led 605 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,880 Speaker 5: the one of the biggest upsets in college football last week, 606 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 5: Diego Pavilla for Vanderbilt. 607 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:26,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 608 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about this fate, No, no, 609 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 4: I got so much shit on Twitter. 610 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: About this no long Hey, Ronie year behind, I faded him, 611 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: all right, God, that's right. 612 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 4: I laid thirteen and a half and he's fucking money 613 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 4: lined me, that piece of shit. I fucking believed in 614 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 4: him all year last year, and he sucked me over 615 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 4: and over again, and it's still going on at twenty 616 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,640 Speaker 4: twenty four. 617 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: He's gonna pee on your logo. 618 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 4: He's gonna pat me down, all right. 619 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: Uh, safe travels Larry in two months from now, Dan 620 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 1: plus two. My wife won't be coming there, but uh, 621 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 1: Dylan and uh and Shae at least for the cocktail. 622 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 4: Err yeah, if I hear that with my daughter whatever. 623 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: She's got other things to worry about. Then these two 624 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: guys coming in there by the way, all right. 625 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,400 Speaker 2: Okay, what if she sees Shane and I gets cold feet? 626 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 3: Larry Dylan, she has a bone to pick with you. 627 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 3: We're not we're not meeting her named the Ireland at 628 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,960 Speaker 3: the Notre Dame game, Remember that you couldn't get at 629 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 3: the bot Your ticket was kind of you couldn't get 630 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 3: out of your back. 631 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, well we were. We were in the media section. 632 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 3: You had a lot to walk into the media section. 633 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 3: You can walk out of. 634 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: It as a professional. As a professional. Yeah you're not 635 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: a professional, all right, So uh got shay. Everything's good, 636 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 1: Good luck in the big house, bad Larry, Dylan, Ray 637 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: Marvin who has to listen to this every week and 638 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,960 Speaker 1: yours truly have a great weekend, everybody, and we'll talk 639 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,160 Speaker 1: to you next week. On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.