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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast. O Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello, here,

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Speaker 1: I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's Thursday, and it is actually Thursday right now when

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Speaker 2: I'm recording this with Anya Marina, Brian Franjie, and Noah

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Speaker 2: whose last name I always struggle with Avire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. You gotta are Yeah, that's the way.

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Speaker 3: That's the way, Brian Franjie and Los Angie, as Kirsten suggested.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really good. I like that a lot. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We actually had a flight attendant, almost said stewardess. We

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Speaker 2: almost had a flight attendant on the way to New

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Speaker 2: York yesterday and hollow.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: My friend Halla, who's a listener to the show, big fan,

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Speaker 2: been on the show before. She and I both freaked

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Speaker 2: out because our flight attendant. They were like, your flight attendant,

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Speaker 2: franch Francie Franchie. What f r A n C h

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Speaker 2: E E Franchie.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: We were both like, oh, didn't ask was asleep by

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Speaker 2: the time she came around.

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Speaker 5: You know that there's a man named something Frangie who

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Speaker 5: lives in New York, And I was like, who is

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Speaker 5: this guy? My brother investigated and it turns out he's

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Speaker 5: my long lost great cousin.

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Speaker 1: Well he wasn't lost though.

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Speaker 4: He found Yeah, he found himself long ago in the desert.

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Speaker 1: Any Franji's probably related to you.

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Speaker 5: There's yeah, well I do know this, that Franjie. I

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Speaker 5: don't know if I said this before, but Franngie is

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Speaker 5: Syrian for foreigners, foreigner, so are you Syrian? So it

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Speaker 5: must be that one of my ancestors, the the O G.

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Speaker 5: Franngie went to Ellis Island and they were like, what's

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Speaker 5: your last name? And then he said in his native language,

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Speaker 5: I am a foreigner and boom, that's my last name

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Speaker 5: for end.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's interesting. That's how the band formed

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Speaker 2: got their name.

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Speaker 3: I think that's how it went. You think they said

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Speaker 3: I'm a foreigner and then the person in the US said, ah,

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Speaker 3: Frangie or you mean in.

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Speaker 1: Syria, like the Syrian Elie Island.

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Speaker 5: They were like they're in a long line of immigrants

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Speaker 5: trying to get into America and they were like last name,

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Speaker 5: and then you know, they wrote down the names on

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Speaker 5: a piece of paper and the person was like a

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Speaker 5: Frenchy frenchie and like what Frengie and they okay, Frngie.

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Speaker 5: But all he was saying was I'm a foreigner, which

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Speaker 5: is kind of dumb thing to say if I think

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Speaker 5: of you know you, you know, even no matter what

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Speaker 5: the person said, maybe he thought the person was saying,

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Speaker 5: are you a citizen?

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Speaker 1: Are you a citizen? Yeah, that makes more sense.

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Speaker 5: But then it's surprising that there isn't more franchis. Do

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Speaker 5: you think my whatever great great great grandpa I think

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Speaker 5: was the dumbest Syrian.

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Speaker 1: He's the only one.

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Speaker 2: They're all named whatever it means like I'm hungry and tired, named.

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Speaker 1: Where's the bathroom in Syrian?

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Speaker 2: Like McConnell or Jones is like Syrian for I haven't

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Speaker 2: eaten for two weeks. So yeah, we flew to New York,

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Speaker 2: Colin and I to see I got a chance to

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Speaker 2: go see Dave Matthews perform a very intimate concert at

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Speaker 2: Irving Plaza, which I don't know if you know, is

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Speaker 2: like oh, twelve hundred cap It's like very small, yes,

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Speaker 2: And I thought it was gonna be the whole band.

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Speaker 2: It was just him, which my favorite. I love seeing

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Speaker 2: my favorite artists acoustically. That's like the way I want

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Speaker 2: to see them all I wish Taylor Swift played her

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Speaker 2: whole concert with her guitar, but and it was.

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Speaker 1: It was incredible. I was supposed to do it.

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Speaker 2: First, they were going to pay me to do it,

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Speaker 2: and then my lawyers caught wind of the deal and

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Speaker 2: they said, you have a podcast with iHeart, and you

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Speaker 2: can't do anything for serious and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll kiss fifty thousand dollars goodbye to go so that

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Speaker 2: I don't post one thing, which by the way, I

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Speaker 2: ended up posting anyway, because I went to it. I

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Speaker 2: didn't tag Serious in it, but you can infer. So

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Speaker 2: I ended up nothing changed. I'm still eligible to go

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Speaker 2: to things and post anything I want, except I just

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Speaker 2: didn't make fifty thousand dollars, so that would have been

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Speaker 2: nice to get paid to go do that. And they

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Speaker 2: were gonna give me money for glam and all this stuff,

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Speaker 2: so that was a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Of a heartache.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I Heart didn't catch wind of this,

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Speaker 2: they probably would have never noticed, not that I'm ever

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Speaker 2: trying to do anything shady. I didn't even know it

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Speaker 2: would be a conflict of interest. I didn't even think

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Speaker 2: anything of it. I'm like doing the deal with the

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Speaker 2: guy and I'm like, yeah, this sounds great, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: And then my team was like, hey, this doesn't go

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Speaker 2: well with your contract, and I go, can we change

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Speaker 2: the wording? Because this is I'm promoting their album. I'm

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Speaker 2: not It's not even four serious. And they were like

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be too much, and I go, okay, well

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Speaker 2: can I not pay you guys fifty thousand dollars this

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Speaker 2: year because you just took that from me for calling

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Speaker 2: this thing out that I wouldn't have ever gotten.

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Speaker 1: No one would have noticed. But it's the right thing

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Speaker 2: And once I realized it was in breach of contract,

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Speaker 2: kind of obviously, I was not gonna try to do

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Speaker 2: anything for But that's just I never understand why. I

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Speaker 2: get like when when a platform has you like if

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a show on ABC, I'm not allowed to

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Speaker 2: do shows on any other network. If I were ABC

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Speaker 2: and this is just me, I would think it's all

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Speaker 2: about like ego for these people, of like we own

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Speaker 2: this talent. I would think if she went over to NBC,

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Speaker 2: she'd probably talk about the show she's on on ABC,

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Speaker 2: and it would be good for us, any publicity or

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Speaker 2: this person getting out there is going to lead people

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Speaker 2: to google them and find out where else to find them,

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Speaker 2: therefore leading to us.

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Speaker 1: But people want to own you.

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Speaker 3: Sure. We ran into this all the time when I

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Speaker 3: was a radio DJ, and it was so annoying because

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Speaker 3: these radio stations have these wars, and like I was

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Speaker 3: in San Diego there were two alternative rock stations and

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Speaker 3: if a band came to ours and not the other one.

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Speaker 1: The band would be dead to the other station.

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Speaker 3: It's like, really, Smashing Pumpkins is dead to you now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because they came to see it.

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Speaker 2: I do that at comedy clubs, and you know it's

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Speaker 2: so bad, Like it's not good for talent, and it's

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Speaker 2: all a game of like people people's egos, and I

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Speaker 2: have no ill will towards iHeart. Obviously they've done. They're

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Speaker 2: like the best company to work forever. They've given me

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Speaker 2: everything I ever could want and they had nothing to

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Speaker 2: do with me not doing this deal, literally nothing. But

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Speaker 2: it is weird when comedy clubs used to do this. Brian,

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Speaker 2: You know this. If there's two comedy clubs in town

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Speaker 2: and you are an up and COmON comic who needs

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Speaker 2: as much stage time as possible to get.

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Speaker 1: Good at what you do. You need to take every chance.

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Speaker 2: If you work the other club in town, you will

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Speaker 2: get blacklisted from the club you're the club you originally

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Speaker 2: work at. And these because these owners want to like

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Speaker 2: own you. If they really cared about talent and nurturing

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Speaker 2: talent and making you a better comedian, they wouldn't give

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Speaker 2: a fuck if you went across the river and performed

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Speaker 2: at the Saint Charles location or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But they do. They only give a fuck because.

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Speaker 2: And and by the way, when you're coming up as

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Speaker 2: a comic, no one gives a fuck who you are.

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Speaker 2: You're not a name yet, no one can claim you

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Speaker 2: yet they just they do this to open micers who

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Speaker 2: have no following. They just want to they just feel

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Speaker 2: It's it reminds me of monogamy too, and which bothers

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Speaker 2: me about like I own someone and your mind now

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Speaker 2: and you can't even think about someone else. And it's like, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm a human being and I want to have experiences

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Speaker 2: and I just just ownership of someone else.

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Speaker 1: It starts to get it. Man, It gets in my.

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Speaker 3: Cross in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: If you say it, what do you mean, I own?

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Speaker 1: I own you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. It's just but I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: I've never understood why in television, if I have a

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 3: Human nature is annoyingly such that when you hear something

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Speaker 3: like the power of suggestion is very strong. So if

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Speaker 3: I'm listening to a radio station A one hundred point

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Speaker 3: three and that DJ is like, you know, on ninety

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Speaker 3: eight point five, it's just human nature to flip over

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Speaker 3: to ninety eight point five. So I think that's You're right,

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Speaker 3: it's ego. But I think another part of it is

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Speaker 3: also the power of suggestion, Like you just heard something

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Speaker 2: If I have a star on my network that is

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Speaker 2: the star of a show, I want them to be

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Speaker 2: on as many things as possible that would lead as

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Speaker 2: long as they're good. I understand, like not wanting your

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Speaker 2: artist to go do shitty things like to go do

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Speaker 2: a like beer hugging contest on another station or something.

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Speaker 2: But if you're just if if if my show is

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Speaker 2: like it becomes when you whittle it down, you go

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Speaker 2: it's not about them feeling like we're missing out on

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Speaker 2: money from this. It's about we just want to own you.

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Speaker 5: Correct on behalf of the giant corporations. Like I think

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Speaker 5: it's partially pleasing to you. It's partially branding. Like when

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Speaker 5: like you know how HBO, Like you watch an HBO

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Speaker 5: show and like the same actors and like all the

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Speaker 5: all of the HBO shows that come out for the

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Speaker 5: next ten years, they associate just like the major studios

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Speaker 5: back in the fifties. It's like people will associate that

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Speaker 5: star with the network. So like if you only appeared

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Speaker 5: on iHeartRadio, then whenever you post on Instagram just personal stuff,

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Speaker 5: then in the viewer's mind, iHeartRadio will pop up whenever

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Speaker 5: they see you because now you're associated with that brand.

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Speaker 4: It's just like back in the day, anytime that.

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Speaker 5: We saw James Gandelfini, we think about HBO.

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Speaker 2: Right, I understand, I get what you're saying. What I'm

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Speaker 2: saying is if you want the person who is a

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Speaker 2: have more eyes on your thing, wouldn't you want them

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Speaker 2: to do more things and to expand as a star.

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Speaker 2: But it's it's not it's the same thing as like,

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Speaker 2: I don't want you having fun anywhere else if I

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Speaker 2: can't have fun with you. Yeah, hbo I you know,

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Speaker 2: the Stars Network doesn't get to have you either, because

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Speaker 2: we want you. It's about it's still an exclusive. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: exclusivity kind of grews me out.

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Speaker 1: I'm realizing when you do.

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Speaker 3: I think the contract even states like you cannot in

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Speaker 3: this city for six months or something crazy. Same with that.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense because there are people that don't want

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Speaker 2: to come see me again. But if I'm doing this

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Speaker 2: might be the same. I might bring back the same

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Speaker 2: show to town. That makes sense. But if I'm people

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Speaker 2: on TV. They're not going to choose me on a

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Speaker 2: cooking show over me. You know what, I I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so they gotta they want to experience the holy ghost.

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Speaker 5: The fires are so big that they might be evolved

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I don't know why I got infected

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00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 3: by the San Diego fucking linguistic curse that you get

439
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,399
Speaker 3: when you're talking to San Diag's And I actually said,

440
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's a bomber, that's all I had.

441
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 3: It's a bummer and it's a drag. I think I

442
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,119
Speaker 3: said it is harshing.

443
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 5: I mean, Canadians are so polite. It's a surprise that

444
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 5: they let that smoke come over here.

445
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,400
Speaker 2: I know. I was surprised to hear something catastrophic coming

446
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 2: from Canada.

447
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 1: I was like, really, Sarah, she had the funniest tweet.

448
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 3: She's like, what if after the smoke clears, Canada's just gone,

449
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 3: like it disappears in a haze.

450
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,439
Speaker 2: I was well, I was worried that they were going

451
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 2: to cancel the show last night because you know Dave

452
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 2: being able to sing, and he did.

453
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: Howard Stern yesterday too, so I knew he'd been up all.

454
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 2: You know, you have to get up at like three

455
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning to like prepare to be on

456
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 2: for Howard at that time, Like it's so early. Not

457
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 2: that he did hair and makeup or anything, but he

458
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 2: even said at the concert, like, I will go very

459
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: early so I could be sharp for the interview that

460
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: happens early.

461
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 1: So he got on stage instantly.

462
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm tired, But anyway, we went to

463
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 2: the show, and Halla also went Laura Holly, my best

464
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: friend from high school who notoriously told me in high

465
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: school that in a disgusted voice.

466
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 1: How I know you're listening.

467
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 2: She just I remember, she was just like, you think

468
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 2: you're gonna meet Dave Matthews?

469
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 5: What?

470
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

471
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And I was like I will, and I

472
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: really did.

473
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: What was the conversation before met him?

474
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: It was like me being like I'm gonna meet him someday,

475
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 2: just being like sure of it, you know, and like

476
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 2: talking to my friends about like when I meet him someday,

477
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna say.

478
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: This or what you know. It was just a fantasizing.

479
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like me using that book the power

480
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: of the subconscious mind to like trick my mind into

481
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: knowing that this was going to happen in the future

482
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: without any doubt. And my subconscious mind made it happen.

483
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 2: So you made which is what happened with that?

484
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 4: You get her roped into this trip.

485
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she's a day fan and so and we

486
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: were huge Dave fans in high school, so I thought

487
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: it was I didn't realize it was a part of

488
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 2: the story until I already invited her and she goes, Wow,

489
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: this is the ultimate fuck you.

490
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: To me in high school for you to like bring

491
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: me to see you meet him.

492
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: And the truth is she did see me meet him

493
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 2: because after the show we got meet and greets. We

494
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: like stayed up in this area, and the guy that

495
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: was handing out the the wristbands, uh came up to

496
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: me and gave me and my mom one and.

497
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: Did not give holloween.

498
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 2: But the thing was we were like, I am so

499
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 2: conscious of meet and greets because I do them, and

500
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,479
Speaker 2: I knew Dave was tired and he had been up

501
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: since probably four in the morning that day and had

502
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 2: to do a sound check for two hours, he said,

503
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: and it like he had a long day. I did

504
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: not even want to meet him because it's just like

505
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 2: it's too much, and we were and so I just

506
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 2: I didn't want to add another person to it. And

507
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 2: Holla was like, I'm fine, I don't care because Holly

508
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 2: don't curR anyway, and she was just happy to witness it,

509
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 2: and she was our It was as if she met him.

510
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 2: She's up there, like right next to us all meeting him,

511
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 2: and but it was so first of all, I get

512
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: to the show and meet Brooklyn Decker because she's a

513
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: Dave fan and she's on Dave Matthew's band radio being interviewed,

514
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 2: and then I'm after her, and so we exchanged pleasantries

515
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: and she's so cute and adorable and was wearing the

516
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 2: cutest denim jumper that I wanted to get, and she

517
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: had like a cropt like she had a Anya's length hair,

518
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 2: and it really made me want to get it because

519
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that hair on like a tall blode like.

520
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: She kind of has the same kind of body type

521
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: as me. She would probably be offended if I said that,

522
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: but I could kind of blur my eyes and be like, oh,

523
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 2: I look cute with that hair and twenty pounds to

524
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 2: thinner and anyway, so she was really nice. And then

525
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: I went on air and then Ari, the guy who

526
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: runs the channel, was like, so, we're gonna Dave tonight

527
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: and I was like what. He's like, I think it'd

528
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: be really cool. And he's just all over the place

529
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 2: trying to run the boards and like figure out the

530
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: timing of the show. And I'm like, well, what are

531
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 2: we gonna say? And he's like, we're just gonna go

532
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 2: up there for like four minutes before and Dave doesn't

533
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 2: like to and I go four minutes just vamping. I go,

534
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: I gotta have a plan, and he's like, no, we'll

535
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: just do it. I'll talk a little bit, I'll bring

536
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: you up. And I gave him specific instructions how to

537
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 2: bring me up, because if you don't know when you're

538
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: bringing someone on stage, like a lot of times, and

539
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: this might help our listener. If you're ever introducing someone

540
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: at a conference or like at a meeting at a

541
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: work function in front of people, and you're introducing someone,

542
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 2: make sure that their name is the last thing you said.

543
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 1: So this is like a very great tip.

544
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 2: It's nobody really knows this until you start hosting, because

545
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: I didn't know it. But you just say, hey, are

546
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: you guys ready for your next performer? Okay, you know

547
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: them from blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

548
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 2: Please give it up for Nicki Glazer. You always say

549
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: their name last because you go, are you guys ready.

550
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: For Nicki Glazer?

551
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 2: Okay, here she is, And then they don't really know

552
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: when to clap, like and you gotta save the name

553
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: for last because you're building the whole station.

554
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, people go and now welcome Nicki Glazer. You're gonna

555
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 5: love her. She's gonna be great. Like people do that and.

556
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: They trail off and people are like, I don't know when.

557
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: To actually, at least with a Nikki Glazer, the applause

558
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: is like, okay, now all together.

559
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: So I gave him that.

560
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 4: Yes, and now we're going to do the rings.

561
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: It's like, what, Yeah, I'm gonna now pronounce Anya and

562
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,199
Speaker 2: Matt Nicki Glazer. I'm gonna make sure to say my

563
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: name last when I do that. But yeah, it was

564
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: so I was really like because he was so all

565
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 2: over myself. Was like, you listen to me right now,

566
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 2: you look at me. You say my name last. Okay,

567
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 2: It's like, you do not say my name. You say

568
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 2: it only once and it's the last thing you say.

569
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,479
Speaker 2: So whatever you say before that make it. And so

570
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 2: he's like okay, and then he brings me up, and

571
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 2: I did a few jokes about like, thanks to everyone

572
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: for braving the apocalypse to be here. If you happen

573
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: to see like any smoke on the stage, there's not

574
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 2: like a smoke machine. Someone just left the door open,

575
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 2: please alert and attendant. So I just like gave a

576
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: little couple jokes and then we just were like and

577
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: and Dave doesn't like to have it be like and

578
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: Dave Matthews Man, he doesn't like that. He just likes

579
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: it to like just gently start. So we were like,

580
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: are you guys ready for the show? Okay, he'll be

581
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: out a second. Yeah. We just walked off and then

582
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: the show started, and as I'm walking out of the

583
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: backstage area, he entered from the other side of the stage,

584
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: so I didn't see him. But as I'm walking out

585
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 2: of the back stage area, I could like head back

586
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: to my seat. But then I saw like there's a

587
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: gate up like to keep the front row from being

588
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: like on the stage, So there's like a little area

589
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 2: for like camera men to go. That's pretty much the

590
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 2: front row, but then there's a gate behind the front row. Yeah,

591
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 2: And I sat on the gate in front of the

592
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 2: front row, and I just found a little nestled spot.

593
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: I was four feet from Dave Matthews the entire time.

594
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: He played one of my favorite songs, Gray Street, which

595
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 2: if you have ever heard that, it really like that's

596
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: a song that gets me through when I'm feeling really

597
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 2: depressed because I feel like that girl in that song,

598
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: And I love when men write songs about women being

599
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 2: depressed and anxious. It just really turns me on when

600
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: they like understand it's so much and that song really

601
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: it was just so good, and all the fans are

602
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: so nice, and they're all all the people there were

603
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: like from DMB radio fan base that one ticket, so

604
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: they're like ultimate fans. So we were just all singing

605
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: long and he was struggling with lyrics to one part

606
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 2: and we were all just like helping out. It was

607
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 2: so cool, and he looked so good and he was

608
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: so good on guitar, and it.

609
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: Was cool to watch him.

610
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: He's awesome. He looks great. He's never looked better. He's

611
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: never looked better.

612
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: He's awesome.

613
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: And and Emil and my mom and Halla, who I

614
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: brought are all in the back, and I touched them,

615
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: being like, I can't leave the seat. If I leave,

616
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: I can't get in front of the front row. I'm

617
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 2: not even supposed to be here. The security guards are

618
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: all being nice because they just saw me on stage,

619
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: so they're like giving me a pass, but I have

620
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,479
Speaker 2: no right to be where I am, and I'm crouched

621
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: down because I don't want to make a scene of it, right,

622
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,479
Speaker 2: And so I texted a Meal like I can't come

623
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: back there, like I can't give up the spot go

624
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,479
Speaker 2: on without me, And so they just hung out and

625
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: danced up Hala, just like dance upstairs. But then after Crush,

626
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: which is my favorite song of all time, I was like,

627
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,479
Speaker 2: I can I can go find Halla and dance with her.

628
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: So I went to the very back after that because

629
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 2: I was like, I got to spend some of this

630
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: concert with my friend. And we danced to Crash and

631
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: Don't Drink the Water and some other songs.

632
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, And.

633
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: As we're dancing, this guy comes up to Halla because

634
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: Holla was dancing the whole time, and I guess he

635
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 2: noticed and gives her one of.

636
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Dave's guitar picks.

637
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, same as you and Taylor.

638
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: Whoa, which I knew was a Dave guitar pick because

639
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 2: I was up close and I saw the guitar picks

640
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: he was using, and I was very fascinated because I

641
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: use a very light pick and I was like, those

642
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: look like light picks.

643
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: It was a light pick.

644
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: And a Meal, of all people, was the one to

645
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: turn me onto light picks because he is a beginning

646
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: guitar player too, and he was like, you haven't heard

647
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: about light picks. Don't do the heavy ones, do use

648
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: the light ones. And I'm like, light ones changed my life.

649
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 2: And my dad always makes fun of me for using

650
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: light ones because you're not a real guitar player if

651
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 2: you use light picks, except Dave uses them. Because I

652
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: got one because Halla gave it to me because she's

653
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: a great friend.

654
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: She gave me the guitar pick.

655
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: And then the guy comes back again and gives Halla

656
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 2: a set list what and we.

657
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: Go, who is this guy.

658
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: And so then Halla runs after him to be like,

659
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: who are you, mystery man? And it's not a big place,

660
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: so she could and he's like, I'm Dave's vocal coach

661
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: and he's just one of these nice guys that takes

662
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: it upon himself to find little things trinkets to give

663
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: them to fans at the shows, which is must be

664
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 2: such a fun thing to do. I did it at

665
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: a Wilco show when I had an extra set list.

666
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to find the biggest Wilco

667
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: fan that is going to freak out to get the

668
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: set list because I had the other half of the

669
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 2: set list because it was printed twice and I knew

670
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: I was decided I was to have it, and so

671
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: I was like, who am I gonna give it to.

672
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: It's such a fun thing to like pick someone out.

673
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: So he picked out Holler because she was dancing like crazy,

674
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 2: and I go, oh my god, he's his vocal coach.

675
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: I go, hala wait, go tell him I some might

676
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: someday might need him. And so she ran back to

677
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 2: him and was like, do you know who Nicki Glazer is?

678
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: And he was like no, and she was like, once again,

679
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 2: let me go get her. So I ran over and

680
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: talked to him, and I was like, I know, I

681
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: am way out of like I'm a comedian. I was

682
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: on masked singer. I did pretty well in that. I

683
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,239
Speaker 2: was like, I have a vocal coach already, but who

684
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: knows down the line what's gonna happen. I was like,

685
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: I do not deserve you, but I can afford you.

686
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, I have the means to get

687
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: to hire you if at any point you'd be into

688
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 2: that down the line. And he was like, well, you

689
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: don't want to mix up vocal coaches because they all

690
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: have different ways of teaching, so you want to stick

691
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: with one. And I was like, that's a really good point.

692
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: You're right.

693
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 2: So anyway, I got his number and then I'll tell

694
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: you what happened when we met save Matthew's after this.

695
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: So then after the show, I am not wanting to

696
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: meet Dave because I'm like, he's had a long day

697
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: the show.

698
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: He was exhausted. During the show.

699
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 2: He would get done with his song and be like oh,

700
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: and he was like kept acknowledging that he was tired,

701
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: but he was also awesome because he was so tired.

702
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: He was a little bit loopy, and people would like

703
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: yell out things and he would get distracted. He was

704
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 2: talking way more than he ever talks, which in the

705
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 2: Dave Matthews universe we call that Dave speak. So he

706
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: was Dave speaking more than ever, which is just when

707
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: Dave talks in between songs.

708
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: And he was being.

709
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: Hilarious and he was so fun and he was just

710
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: loose and it was great. But I still was very

711
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: conscious of as someone who's been on the other side

712
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 2: of meet and greets. Even Emil and I were talking

713
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: about what Dave was possibly doing backstage based on what

714
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: I'm always doing in between the show and the meet

715
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: and greet. He was like, he's probably putting back on

716
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: his high heels and stuffing his face with like a

717
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 2: rice cake and smoking a joint and being like, yeah,

718
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: I'll be on a second, Like how many are there?

719
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,239
Speaker 2: Like okay, that's cool, So do you think there's going

720
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: to be more than that? Or like okay? And can

721
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 2: can you tell them to have their phones ready? Like

722
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: we were just like predicting what he would be doing.

723
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 2: Even though I enjoyed meet and greets very very much,

724
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: I was just like, I just don't want to make

725
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: this anymore for him. So I was like, I'll probably

726
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: just not do one because I don't need to. And

727
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 2: then the guys came over and we're like, here's your passes.

728
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: We were like why we shut and there it wasn't

729
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: a ton of people. It was like twenty five people,

730
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: and most everyone else was drunk. I was like, I'm

731
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: not drunk. I'm not going to talk his head off.

732
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to be so respectful and just get in

733
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: there and get out. I'm not going to tell him

734
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: a story about how I love him. And in high

735
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: school and Ari Ari, the guy from the radio show

736
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: who I introduced him with, he knew about my Holla

737
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: story of Holla telling me telling I'd never meet him.

738
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: And he was like, you gotta tell him that. I'm

739
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: gonna tell him that we'll bring up all it. And

740
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: I go, Ari, you listen to me right now. You

741
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: are not telling him that story.

742
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: You're not.

743
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 2: Because Ari was just tired and overworked. And I was like,

744
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: and Ari even said to me shout out to Ari

745
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: before the meet, and Greed. I was like, I really

746
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: don't think I want to stay for the meet and Greed,

747
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 2: he's had a long day. I think he should just

748
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: like and he goes, what what, No, we are not

749
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: just typical meet and greet. We are, it's not We're

750
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: not just like fans, and I go, yes, we are.

751
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: We're actually worse because at least people who are fans

752
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: and get a meet and greet, they know where they're

753
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: a fan.

754
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: Dave is the talent.

755
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 2: We have this weird thing where we're like, we're not

756
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: really like them, We're like actually cool and we just

757
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 2: want to like hang out with you, which is so

758
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 2: much worse than just a normal person being like, nice

759
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 2: to meet you.

760
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan.

761
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 2: That is so much better than someone being like I'm

762
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: There's always someone at my meet and greet who waits

763
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 2: in the back of the line and we've called him

764
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: out before on the podcast who thinks they're special and

765
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 2: is like, I don't even want to picture. I like

766
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: just want to like have a conversation with you. And

767
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's so much worse than a picture.

768
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: They always say with a nag.

769
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't even care really about you, like

770
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,479
Speaker 3: you know what I.

771
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: Mean, Yes, I don't even know.

772
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: I guess like this just came with my ticket, this

773
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: meet and greet, like, it's not even a big deal

774
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: to meet, but I just like, I know you to behave.

775
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: Like those people crying to meet you.

776
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, God forbid you act enthusiastic right now.

777
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 3: Or industry people that are just like yeah they walk

778
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 3: back to a green room with you, You're like, no, no, no, no, no,

779
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: this is over now.

780
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the That's what I said to Ari Igo.

781
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 2: You're you, and I are worse you, especially because you

782
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 2: are convinced that you're on the same industry is convinced

783
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 2: they're on the same level as him, and you hang

784
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: out longer and you don't realize no offense to Ari.

785
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 2: He's awesome and everyone who works at Serious at that

786
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 2: level is a great hang and I had a good

787
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: time with them. But Dave doesn't want to hang out

788
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 2: with you. There's just no way after a show. He

789
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: wants to hang out with his family.

790
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you stayed because I'm sure Dave's clocked

791
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 3: you in the audience.

792
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Nikki laz So he

793
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: did it.

794
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: There was no clocking. There's no eye contact, which I liked.

795
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: I don't did you know who you were nines. I'm like,

796
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 2: don't distract. Wait, I just wanted to say, people that

797
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: bring signs. Even when Taylor Swift walked to the edge

798
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: of the stage and was singing, I didn't want to

799
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: like wave at her or go I love you because

800
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: she's singing a song and I don't want to distract

801
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: her from her song, right, So all I'm trying to

802
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 2: do when she walked to the lip of the stage

803
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: was sing the lyrics that were what she was singing,

804
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 2: so that I would help her in some way and

805
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: not distract, right. And so Dave is on stage and

806
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm I don't know some of the songs because some

807
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: of the new stuff I don't know. So I was

808
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: trying not to make eye contact. There was no icon

809
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: to be made.

810
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: But there was a girl with a.

811
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: Sign, and I'm just like, stop, don't hold signs, like

812
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 2: just like little signs, you know, Like I don't even

813
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: know what it said, but it bothered me.

814
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: But it's all sweet.

815
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 2: I mean, we're all just fans trying to get by,

816
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: But so I did. I wanted to wait in the

817
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: back of the line because I wanted to. I said,

818
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: I want to go last because I know the feeling

819
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: of when the last person you have to meet, no

820
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 2: matter how good the meet and greet, was the last.

821
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: It's like seeing your car after a hike. You're like,

822
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm about to get to go take off my shoes.

823
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: So I wanted to be that last person.

824
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 4: You just want to have a conversation, not the picture.

825
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't that guy. I wasn't the guy being

826
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: like I wanted to take longer with you. It was

827
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: like I wanted to be the fastest last person ever.

828
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 2: I wanted to like buck the system and so but

829
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 2: Ari was like, no, just get up here. You are

830
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 2: not going to wait to the last person. You're Nicki Glazer.

831
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I do not do not say that. He

832
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: was a little mover and a shaker. So he pulls

833
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: me to the front and and I just like walk

834
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: up today. They're like it's Nicki Glazer and they like

835
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 2: lead me to him and and.

836
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: I just go, Hi, Dave, I'm the voice of DMB Radio.

837
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: And he goes I can't even remember what he said,

838
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: but based on the footage, it was something like I

839
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: know who you are, come here, and he like, oh,

840
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: grabs me to give me a hug. Anyone who he

841
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: goes in for the hug. First for anyone who goes

842
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 2: jiu jitsu who listens to this podcast, and I know

843
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: you do. He did an arm drag on her.

844
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 6: She reached her arm out to shake his hand and

845
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 6: he like pulled her in and hugging this huge bear

846
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 6: hug hug, huge hug lasted long.

847
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 5: I saw the video when I first when I saw

848
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 5: my first thought was that was a genuine hug.

849
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: That was a genuine you win hug.

850
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 2: He knew how much I mattered to him, and he

851
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: was very it was it was so awesome and it

852
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: was just like so I was just trying to like,

853
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't understand, like I I don't. I

854
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: don't want to be indecent in talking about this, but

855
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 2: he had much to do with my sexual awakening and

856
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 2: my whole sexual identity, and like everything was just it

857
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: was I got a rice pellet in my ass yesterday

858
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: to to like help with my hormones. To oh, a

859
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: rice pet not up my ass. Holl I thought, I

860
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: got it up my ass in my asshole. Rice No,

861
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 2: that would have horned me up.

862
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

863
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: No, It's like the size of a rice pellet and

864
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: it has hormones in it, and it cost me twenty

865
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. I thought I was gonna get for

866
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: free until they were like, it's twenty five hundred, and

867
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I guess, so you put.

868
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 5: It in your Yeah, it's like, what's that called a

869
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 5: uh when you got medicine your butt?

870
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: It's not suppository because that's up your ass. They cut

871
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: her butt cheek, they cut and slided it. I had

872
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: no idea and by the way, I asked, no, Well,

873
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: they put lytocane first, so that hurt. A shot of

874
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: lytocane in my ass really really hurt. And then they

875
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 2: carved your ass open. I had no idea. I thought

876
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: it was just like a little like they just shoot

877
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 2: it in with a you know, a shot like you're

878
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: getting a vaccine. And I had no idea that it

879
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 2: was like a minor surgery and it was no stitches

880
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 2: or anything. And I was out the door in five minutes.

881
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 2: But I have a huge bandage on my butt that's

882
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 2: like bleeding a lot. And but in two weeks I'm

883
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 2: supposed to start feeling the testosterone.

884
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 3: Is this done by a doctor, like they know you

885
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: actually need?

886
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was I did blood work back in December

887
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 2: and she was like, you have zero testosterone and oh

888
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 2: what do I do? And she was like, well, we

889
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: have this pellet thing, and my mom knows about the pellet.

890
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: She was like, Oh, my friend Beth did the pellet

891
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: and it changed her life. And I think I have

892
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: to get it every six months and it's twenty dollars.

893
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, is this the reason.

894
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 3: For the.

895
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: Testosterone is? The lack of testosterone is absolutely so.

896
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: That is humping everything I heard from my friend like

897
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 3: it made her so horny.

898
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: Well, I can't wait. I mean maybe, but this Dave

899
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 2: thing I was so decent.

900
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: I was.

901
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: I felt rejuvenated because he looked so good and he

902
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 2: was so masculine and singing songs about love, like I

903
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: felt a love in my heart and like a resurgence

904
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 2: of like my womanhood.

905
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 4: He's like an.

906
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 3: Animal, like that video you said, the Girl's Chat. He's

907
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 3: like sweating and like and you're just like, I cannot

908
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: not imagine what this person looks like in bed, Like,

909
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: he's clearly an animal.

910
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: I just love the way he plays guitar. Yeah, he

911
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: does his was like so loose. Oh the way he

912
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: played guitar.

913
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with it looked like his hand was

914
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: made of jelly like and my hand's always like and

915
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: it made me realize, you just have to be very

916
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: like casual.

917
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: I was studying.

918
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: I was it was really cool to be up close

919
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: as someone who's just trying to learn how to play

920
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: rhythmic guitar and study him and like see that what

921
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 2: I thought, what his finger stylings on the fretboard are

922
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 2: insane and his fingers do things that like my fingers

923
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 2: would take years to learn those shapes and be able

924
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: to stretch in those ways. But his strumming very simple,

925
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: very cool and like almost like he's playing drums. But

926
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 2: like I always thought he was like so intricate. But

927
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: I was studying it from the angle I was studying

928
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: it from, and I was like, oh, it's actually very

929
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 2: simple strumming, but the rest of the things he's doing

930
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 2: along the front board are very very complex. So I was,

931
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: you know, heartened to see some of that, and I'm

932
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 2: like so excited to attempt some of those songs today.

933
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I think I can get some

934
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: of these.

935
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 3: This was a second time you've met him, correct, Yeah,

936
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: so how did it compare?

937
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 4: But the first I.

938
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: Mean a thousand times better because the first one it

939
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: was just it wasn't ideal. I just like said too much,

940
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 2: and I like kind of cried a little bit, and

941
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: I I and then I was in a room alone

942
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: with him for a listening session and the whole funky

943
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: you know this funky story. I think I've told this before,

944
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 2: but I just he offered to play a song next

945
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: from his album. We were at a listening party in

946
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: a small room, so I've been closer to him than

947
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: I was last night, four feet from him. I was

948
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: one foot from him during for an hour listening to

949
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: his new album five years ago and four years ago,

950
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 2: and yeah, he was like, we got one more song

951
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: to play.

952
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: You guys want to hear something.

953
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: You know, a little sad or something a little funky.

954
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: And I had been holding in my like my energy

955
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 2: the whole time because I'm just trying to keep it

956
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 2: cool because I'm losing my mind, and it just decided

957
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: to come out in that moment, and I was.

958
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: Like fucking and I said it way too loud, and.

959
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: I like hurt everyone's ears in the room, like it

960
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 2: was a small commerce room. And Bob Abouoie, who was

961
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: there from the Howard Certain show. He behind me, reaches

962
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 2: for it and just puts a calming hand on my

963
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 2: shoulder to like just sedate me a little bit because

964
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: he knew that my energy was like weirding everyone out

965
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: in the room. And then Dave went on and did

966
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: not play a function. No one else volunteered a suggestion.

967
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: He gave us two options and he played the other one.

968
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't have that be the last time

969
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: he remembered me. So afterwards I followed him out and

970
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: was like, I always knew I was gonna meet you.

971
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: That's what You're the reason I ever did comedy because

972
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: I wanted to get in the same sphere as you.

973
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: And I said the word sphere a lot.

974
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 2: It was like it was humiliated, and he just seems

975
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 2: like overwhelmed by it and didn't know who I was.

976
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: And this was much better because then after we met,

977
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: after we took a picture together, and then my mom

978
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 2: gets in the picture and he takes a picture with

979
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 2: her and.

980
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: Me, and then at the end it was like all.

981
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: The serious people, not that I'm affiliated with him, but

982
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: I am the voice of day Matthew's band radio. So

983
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: they were like Nikki get into and I was on

984
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: the edge and they were like, no, Nikki, get in

985
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: the middle. And I was like, I'll crouch, and Dave

986
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 2: crouched down next to me and put his face lush

987
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 2: with mine. So I had Dave Matthew's face touching him

988
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: out of here, right next to it, like we were.

989
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 2: It was like the most into like and I was

990
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 2: able to in that moment stop time and just realize

991
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: that I am millimeters from kissing this man. It was

992
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 2: just like it was very thrilling for a young Nicky

993
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: Glazer a seventeen year old Nicky Glazer back then, of

994
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 2: just like like our faces are touching, like this is

995
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: the closest you can get to someone. And we held

996
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 2: it for a while because of the picture, and he

997
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 2: was being just being funny because I was only when crouching,

998
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 2: so he was like, I'll crouch with her.

999
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: And just face next to mine.

1000
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: It was so and I was like, I mean we

1001
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 2: left my mom and Halla and Emil. We couldn't get

1002
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: over it. We were like that was the most insane.

1003
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: It was just so fun. And to see Taylor Swift

1004
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: and Matthews in one week that close. It took a

1005
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: lot of effort. I have to say a lot of flying,

1006
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: a lot of sleeplessness, a lot of money being spent,

1007
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 2: a lot of money not being made, but it was

1008
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 2: obviously so worth it, and I just have to do

1009
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: more things like this.

1010
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: I love going to shows. I love well.

1011
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 5: The part of the story you left out was that

1012
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 5: Dave hugged you that close, he whispered in your ear.

1013
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 3: I remember that.

1014
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: He did say he did nice to.

1015
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: See you, you know, the la thing, and so I

1016
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: was like, no way, I think he just knows me.

1017
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 2: He contextualizes me in some way other than that. There's

1018
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: no way he remembers me from Funky and Sphere. There's

1019
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 2: no way it was I wasn't the same person, and

1020
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: that he would not have been excited.

1021
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 4: To see that person sounds like the name of a

1022
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 4: Dave song.

1023
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: It's their new album. Oh my God. Anyway, that's my

1024
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: Dave story.

1025
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: Sorry for a short podcast today, guys, This is all

1026
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 2: we can give you, but we'll be back next week

1027
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: with full length of so just don't even worry about it.

1028
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you for listening.

1029
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: Come see us this weekend in Sarasota, Florida, West Palm

1030
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 2: Beach and we got a lot more tour dates just announced.

1031
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to Chicago, Peoria, New Jersey, Calgary, Napa, Wheatland, California.

1032
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: Where the fuck is at?

1033
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: San Francisco, San Diego, Riverside, Lawrence, Kansas, Boston, Massachusetts, Baltimore, Maryland, Ray,

1034
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, Rehoboth, Atlantic City, Portland, Oregon, Rama, Ontario, Munhall, Pennsylvania, Detroit, Michigan, Denver, Colorado.

1035
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, you can get those tickets now, Nikki Glazer

1036
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: dot com.

1037
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you all there. Thank you

1038
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: for listening.

1039
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 2: Don't be Ka and digit diggjack off