Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, how in the
Speaker 1: world did this guy get a job on the radio
Speaker 1: and not as Jason Statham's butt double what for sure,
Speaker 1: he's got a face for radio, but a butt that
Speaker 1: belongs on the big screen. It's a Jewble show. You
Speaker 1: might also be thinking, what am I listening to right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, another thing that you might be pondering to is
Speaker 1: what does twenty twenty five have in sore for us?
Speaker 1: You know that well, thanks to the sixteenth century astrologer
Speaker 1: no Stre Damis, who correctly predicted things like the French Revolution,
Speaker 1: JFK's assassination, the invention of the atomic bomb, and of
Speaker 1: course the Jewel Show reaching two million followers on TikTok,
Speaker 1: which will be happening soon. We know what will happen
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five. So what did Nora Damis predict
Speaker 1: what happened this year? We'll go over it right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the Jewble Show. I'm about to tell you the future.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's the Jewble Show. Not many know
Speaker 1: that I have this gift, but in case you need proof,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a little taste of my future telling
Speaker 1: skills in a few seconds, I predict that I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you what we're about to talk about. Wow,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people wonder what twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: is going to be about and what's going to happen
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're about to tell you what.
Speaker 1: The sixteenth century astrologian Nostre Damis, who predicted things like
Speaker 1: the French Revolution, JFK's assassination, the event of the atomic bomb,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of other things, predicted what happened this year?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, did you guys notice I predicted that
Speaker 1: was going to happen? And it just that's nuts. You're
Speaker 1: like the new Yeah, well, what didn't Nostra Damis say?
Speaker 1: What happened this year? Will go over some of his
Speaker 1: top predictions, just so you can get ready for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Okay, So if you don't know who Noshra
Speaker 1: Damas is, he wrote a bunch of like little poem
Speaker 1: thingies called quatrains, and a lot of those have come true.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that that's actually really interesting. He's pretty nuts.
Speaker 2: What year did he do this? Sixteenth century? Okay? Wow,
Speaker 2: so in the what seventeen hundred fifteen hundred. What is it?
Speaker 2: Sixteen is.
Speaker 1: What it's like. I really thought, yeah, twentieth whatever anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get to the quatrain, shall we? So what didn't
Speaker 1: Noshra Damis predict what happened in twenty twenty five? He
Speaker 1: said this, the great star will burn for seven days.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: The big mastiff will howl all night? When the Great
Speaker 1: Pontiff will change countries?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Pontiff is like a priest who changed,
Speaker 2: like he'll move homes.
Speaker 1: People are saying that that means a celestial event like
Speaker 1: a comet will come around to Earth and there'll be
Speaker 1: a shift in Vatican's leadership, like a new pope.
Speaker 2: Unexpected. I've applied, so we'll see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they've posted for it on indeed, and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I mean, I don't really feel like
Speaker 1: I have the resume, but I might as well try.
Speaker 1: You know, we're going over no Stra Damis's predictions for
Speaker 1: the year twenty twenty five. Another one of his squad
Speaker 1: trains for this year said, very near ak Lektower and
Speaker 1: mirand I don't even know I'm saying that right. A
Speaker 1: great fire will fall from the sky for three days.
Speaker 3: Okay, so like the comet or like, oh, because I
Speaker 3: just feel like the great star is the sun.
Speaker 2: No, h that's what I would think.
Speaker 3: The sun can't fall from the sky because that's I'm
Speaker 3: referring back to that first part where it's like if
Speaker 3: the sun is shining, then it's like, does the earth
Speaker 3: stop moving?
Speaker 2: Huh? I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what do experts say that this might mean? It
Speaker 1: says a major catastrophic event, perhaps a meteor strike or
Speaker 1: an explosion earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, always like another end of the world type of scare.
Speaker 2: Could be war.
Speaker 1: Type type thing too, though, Oh a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think we're getting there. Yeah, we're talking over
Speaker 1: the predictions that Nora Damis, the famous sixteenth century astrologer,
Speaker 1: made for this year. Remember he was correct about a
Speaker 1: lot of things. He had another quatry that said, this
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty five, we will bring the end of
Speaker 1: the world. The great city of the East will fall
Speaker 1: to ruin. What's that city of the East, what's that
Speaker 1: one day that lives under water? Atlantis?
Speaker 2: You're talking about Atlantis? Yeah, Sorry, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3: We're all stopping to like really think. But that's got
Speaker 3: to be in another part of the world.
Speaker 1: Experts think that that means a significant disaster or political
Speaker 1: collapse in an eastern city, perhaps in asiamm No, I
Speaker 1: haven't into Asia. It's about to get cheaper, so according
Speaker 1: to Otra Damas, flights are gonna be super cheap and
Speaker 1: you know you can go there and go wherever you want.
Speaker 2: So that's scary.
Speaker 1: What else did no Stra Damis predict what happened in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: The blood of the just will demand of London? What
Speaker 2: does that mean? Fire?
Speaker 1: Oh, what big protests, ongoing global tensions or catastrophic events?
Speaker 1: Well I could see that continuing in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: so that's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of been going on.
Speaker 4: Like they've had like nine prime ministers in like nine
Speaker 4: months or something like that.
Speaker 2: Wait really are they really?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 4: But it's been like it's been like they've got a
Speaker 4: new prime that had like four in the last five years.
Speaker 2: That's cheeky of them.
Speaker 3: But could that also applied here though? Because back then
Speaker 3: this we didn't exist. It was the center, so like
Speaker 3: that was that, but now like we're the West? What right?
Speaker 2: What do you lost me?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like back then. He didn't know that
Speaker 3: the United States was going to be what it is.
Speaker 3: He right, right, Nostra Damas.
Speaker 1: Oh, but he predicted things about the United States like
Speaker 1: I don't know all of Nodamis's predictions.
Speaker 2: Kennedy's assassination was Kennedy assassination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he predicted the great fire in London that
Speaker 1: they had.
Speaker 2: Did he say that Kennedy or he was just like somebody.
Speaker 1: No, It probably like something like, you know, the great
Speaker 1: leader will yeah, be assassinated.
Speaker 3: I don't know the top down. Yeah, we need to
Speaker 3: be having over cocktails and.
Speaker 2: The no full of grass.
Speaker 1: We'll have one solitary gun man. No, here's another prediction,
Speaker 1: the notion domicad for twenty twenty five and the year
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, Mars will descend upon the Earth and
Speaker 1: a new king will rise from the east.
Speaker 2: You said that, actually, oh, wait till we're gonna say
Speaker 2: that we're going to go to Mars.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: Jubil was talking about how like, yeah, that was coming closer.
Speaker 1: Well, I was saying that I don't understand why people
Speaker 1: are worried about like going to Mars and then the
Speaker 1: planets that are outside of that. We should be researching
Speaker 1: the planets that are closer to the Sun, because the
Speaker 1: planets move out and there's this area that they call
Speaker 1: like the Golden circle where Earth is where you can
Speaker 1: be inhabitable, but everything kind of moves out of that
Speaker 1: at some point. So in I don't know how were long,
Speaker 1: billions of years or tomorrow, I don't know, Earth will
Speaker 1: eventually be where Mars is thinking on it as Mars
Speaker 1: used to be Earth, you know what I mean, And
Speaker 1: then it's just you know whatever. But anyway, a possible
Speaker 1: interpretation for this is a military conflict or political shift
Speaker 1: in Eastern powers, I e.
Speaker 2: China, Oh New King.
Speaker 3: Well, well, y'all get quiet, because it's like that is
Speaker 3: kind of eerily like not far.
Speaker 1: Off, right, Yeah. All I care about is I hope
Speaker 1: they don't ban TikTok.
Speaker 2: That's literally all word.
Speaker 1: That's China's right, Yeah, yeah, and they are taking over
Speaker 1: the world with TikTok.
Speaker 7: Sos got it right again, shortcake?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame morning on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, are you ready for your renovation or what?
Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 8: Oh, I think you must have the wrong number.
Speaker 2: No, Lily, Hey is this Lilly?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, this is she.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Ron Popular calling from fitness.
Speaker 8: Oh h Hi, what's your name again?
Speaker 1: Ron Popular? I'm the confidence coach here and you signed
Speaker 1: up for personal training because I understand part of your
Speaker 1: New Year's resolution is to get in better shape, and
Speaker 1: I am here to help give you some wronfidence.
Speaker 8: Did you say a confidence coach?
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Speaker 1: training you signed up for, you also got RON and
Speaker 1: I'm here to help you get some confidence so you
Speaker 1: can really wronker your goals.
Speaker 9: Is this like zumba or something like your type of
Speaker 9: workout or I guess I've just never heard of Ron whatever.
Speaker 2: It's my own brand of confidence.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 1: No, we're going to meet three times a week, you
Speaker 1: and I for an hour to an hour and a
Speaker 1: half a day, so I can just go over with
Speaker 1: how things are going for you, help you with your
Speaker 1: roncentration on your fitness goals.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a little Ron inspiration.
Speaker 9: I didn't really sign up for that, uh Ron fid
Speaker 9: in Ron all those Ron things.
Speaker 8: Ron reabilities or whatever you were saying. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 8: for like, you know, someone to make sure my form is.
Speaker 2: Good and well.
Speaker 1: I am here to help light of ron fire in
Speaker 1: you so that you can have some rongevity when you're
Speaker 1: in the gym, you know, because a lot of people
Speaker 1: fall off when they're trying to get their fitness goals.
Speaker 1: But I want you to have some ron jevity so
Speaker 1: you can stay in the game.
Speaker 8: I have a lot of a lot of ron.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 9: I think I'm probably it's cool with the personal trainer,
Speaker 9: Like thank you for reaching out.
Speaker 8: Like I'll let your bosses know, like you know, you
Speaker 8: did your.
Speaker 6: Saying and like yeah my thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what time do you start work today? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I started in like thirty minutes, but I got I
Speaker 8: need to do beforehand.
Speaker 1: Media the door. I'm gonna be a shadowing today. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be shadowing you today while you work. I hope
Speaker 1: that's ron venient.
Speaker 8: Oh I mean I'm not coming into the gym, so
Speaker 8: like way to start.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to your job and I'm going to shadow
Speaker 1: you just to see how you act in the office
Speaker 1: and help you, you know, make sure you've got confidence
Speaker 1: in all aspects of your life not.
Speaker 8: Allowed or appropriate? So no, no that, Yeah, I'm great.
Speaker 6: Ron. Do you have a last name popular?
Speaker 8: Your name is Ron Popular.
Speaker 2: It used to be McGillicutty, but I changed my last name.
Speaker 8: To Popular legally or just for your stick.
Speaker 1: Legally, legally, I've changed my last name to Popular. So
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Popular, confidence coach, but I like to call
Speaker 1: it confidence because it's my own brand of confidence. And
Speaker 1: when I'm done with you, you're going to be Ron
Speaker 1: Vincible Lily.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I.
Speaker 9: Do not want the service, do not meet me at
Speaker 9: any door, and yeah, this is this is honestly very appropriate,
Speaker 9: and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Okay with you already signed up for the confidence coaching
Speaker 1: aspect of your training journey.
Speaker 9: I definitely just sign it for personal training. And at
Speaker 9: this point I'm going to call your boss and just
Speaker 9: quit the gym.
Speaker 8: And I don't even know and all this Ron stuff
Speaker 8: like it's not good and there's not a lot of
Speaker 8: places you can go with.
Speaker 9: It, all these you know, rongevities and things like, okay,
Speaker 9: they're not.
Speaker 1: So what I'm hearing from you is a whole lot
Speaker 1: of negative talk there. And what we're going to do
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Speaker 9: Okay, I am done with all this ron stuff. Can
Speaker 9: you connect me to your manager? I am hanceling my membership.
Speaker 1: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubi
Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
Speaker 1: and your boyfriends say, you.
Speaker 2: Up, it's a joke, is it?
Speaker 7: An?
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend told us about you having a new yars
Speaker 1: resolution to get in better shape of the gym, and
Speaker 1: he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8: I yeah, sure did mess with me. I don't ever
Speaker 8: want to go to a gym again.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, you have a frontastic day.
Speaker 8: Oh you have a fantastic day too.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubal's phone. Franks, it's time
Speaker 2: for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen what's been going on in La?
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to talk about my winds. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's every year almost, isn't it. And I bring
Speaker 3: this up too because both Jubil and Brad have lived
Speaker 3: in La and know about this. But if you have
Speaker 3: friends around that area, they're probably freaking out and preparing
Speaker 3: for fires too.
Speaker 2: So the Santa Anna winds are going nuts.
Speaker 3: They were up to about sixty miles per hour, and
Speaker 3: of course when that happens, fires spread. Yeah, so they're
Speaker 3: calling it the Palisades Fire, and already tons of homes
Speaker 3: have been destroyed, people are evacuating, and then, of course,
Speaker 3: because it's trending, there are celebrities in fact that are
Speaker 3: also going to be evacuating and close to being hit,
Speaker 3: like Tom Hanks and Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston, a lot.
Speaker 2: Of celebrities that live in that area. Yeah, really yeah.
Speaker 3: And the mayor actually or the governor, I'm sorry, has
Speaker 3: made it a public state of emergency. I guess you
Speaker 3: don't need to stay public, but it's a state of emergency,
Speaker 3: and so they were able to get funding to help
Speaker 3: with the firefighters and all that kind of stuff. And
Speaker 3: one of the things that was really nuts that I
Speaker 3: was reading about is that while people were driving on
Speaker 3: the freeway or whatever, they had to abandon their cars
Speaker 3: and start running because the fire was getting so close, really,
Speaker 3: and then they had to bulldoze the cars out of
Speaker 3: the way so that firefighters could get through to access
Speaker 3: these roads to fight these fires.
Speaker 2: Dang. Can you imagine you lose your home and your car.
Speaker 2: That's so sad. It is so sad.
Speaker 3: And I feel like this is a not for lack
Speaker 3: of a better word, a fire drill literally every year
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 11: Yeah, for that.
Speaker 2: Area southern California. What do they do to prevent that?
Speaker 2: Is there any way to prevent.
Speaker 1: Them do anything? Because it gets so dry, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's a desert. Yeah, and then if it gets windy,
Speaker 1: which they're supposed to have windstorms this weekend in soun, right,
Speaker 1: not good news.
Speaker 2: You actually can prevent it.
Speaker 4: You can clean the forest floor so it doesn't get
Speaker 4: lit on fire. But they're not allowed to clean the
Speaker 4: forest floor because environmentally they don't want to destroy the bugs' habitats.
Speaker 2: Is that it is actually unfortunately it's political and it sucks.
Speaker 12: That makes I wouldn't want to destroy like a habitat either,
Speaker 12: but that it sucks that is going to get destroyed with.
Speaker 3: The fires, destroy our habitat, right, Yeah, I mean and
Speaker 3: at this point too, thankfully people are able to evacuate.
Speaker 2: I mean, that could really hurt a lot of people
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we're watching and keeping our hopes with everybody
Speaker 3: that's fighting these fires and families that are losing everything.
Speaker 3: And we'll see how this ends up playing out in
Speaker 3: the next few days. But this usually goes on for
Speaker 3: a while. Oh yeah, yeah, like how long?
Speaker 4: Well, and because it's so residential, like it's it's taking
Speaker 4: houses already, it's like that continues it longer.
Speaker 2: It's harder to stop that.
Speaker 3: I know that there are some celebrities that hire private
Speaker 3: firefight that are really separate private firefighters to.
Speaker 2: Come and monitors, no idea.
Speaker 3: That monitor their home specifically, so it's not even for
Speaker 3: the neighborhood. It's their own home that they've hired people
Speaker 3: to fight fires and defend. I bring that up, and
Speaker 3: then this actually goes into another story because now there's
Speaker 3: a story saying that human humanoid AI robots are entering
Speaker 3: homes and jobs in twenty twenty five. Do you think
Speaker 3: that there would ever be robot firefighters? Like, is there
Speaker 3: some way that a robotic fire fighting? Oh, I'm sure
Speaker 3: something would be helpful.
Speaker 4: Well, remember we got you know, bomb squads didn't used
Speaker 4: to have those bomb robots, but they have the bomb robots.
Speaker 4: It's got to be a way to send a drone
Speaker 4: or droid into a fire.
Speaker 2: Like those robots. Why they think they're the bomb. Wow,
Speaker 2: you're smiling while you say that was terrible. That's horrible.
Speaker 1: I was walking around like but I'm rolling.
Speaker 2: My eyes at the same time. It's time to catch
Speaker 2: a cheater.
Speaker 11: Only on the.
Speaker 1: Jubil Show, Jeremiah is on the phone today for to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater. He thinks that his wife for Gretchen,
Speaker 1: of four years, might be cheating, so we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can help him out.
Speaker 2: Jeremiah, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: Why do you think you're watched cheating?
Speaker 7: My friend told me about a two months ago that
Speaker 7: he was. My friend was at a house party and
Speaker 7: quite a few people were there and he saw Gretchen
Speaker 7: there and apparently she was wasted and all over some dude,
Speaker 7: but my friend didn't know. Then he kind of saw
Speaker 7: them disappear towards the back of the house at one point,
Speaker 7: and that was the last he saw of them. I mean,
Speaker 7: I wouldn't been curious about what's happening, but it's like
Speaker 7: my friend's kind of like a starter, you know, he's
Speaker 7: always trying to like starts. I don't know how you know,
Speaker 7: Henderson accurate, it actually is, And he kind of enjoys
Speaker 7: just like messing around with people. That's why I never
Speaker 7: really like rought it up to her.
Speaker 2: Do you believe him at all? Then if he's like
Speaker 2: that type of dude.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he kind of just starts on her. He always
Speaker 7: just makes up just felt like get a rise other people.
Speaker 7: But lately things have finden off. I don't know they're
Speaker 7: having been the same. Sometimes she she answer her phone,
Speaker 7: she like walks up the room, she's acting weird, and
Speaker 7: then like comes back later and like the other day she.
Speaker 6: Had to like text.
Speaker 7: Something, and then she came back after she for just
Speaker 7: to text someone something and I asked her about it
Speaker 7: and she just said, I'm just getting to.
Speaker 11: The flow of the room.
Speaker 7: That's every time she does. Every time she like on
Speaker 7: her first I'm skinstan.
Speaker 6: Of the room.
Speaker 7: Every time I'm like, I found it really weird.
Speaker 11: Or she's like, oh, I'm just.
Speaker 7: Talking to my friend Rachel and she's been helping. Uh,
Speaker 7: she's been helping me. That's what she keeps saying. So
Speaker 7: I don't know, it's always a random excuse and I
Speaker 7: don't know, I'm not really buying it anymore. That's why
Speaker 7: I'm on the show.
Speaker 2: I mean that would be alarming.
Speaker 3: I guess if somebody plants in your head that your
Speaker 3: girl is cheating on you and then she starts acting
Speaker 3: weird with her phone habits, Is there anything else that
Speaker 3: she's doing? Like is she cool with you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 7: Not really, It's just like I don't know, she's just
Speaker 7: been acting. She's just things been different in the last
Speaker 7: couple of months. And like we've been been together for
Speaker 7: four years. Sure, I actually picked out a ring already,
Speaker 7: and I've wanted to propose her, and I know she
Speaker 7: hadn't have the best track record her previous relationships, and
Speaker 7: I think she university with someone like that loves her
Speaker 7: and treats her right, and I know that's me.
Speaker 11: So yeah, things have just been just.
Speaker 7: Really awkward lately, especially without her phone habits, the way
Speaker 7: she keeps walking on the room every time.
Speaker 3: Did your friend say anything to her at that party?
Speaker 3: Like thinking all the way back, did he let her
Speaker 3: know that he was there or anything?
Speaker 7: No, he said he remained, he remained kind of hit
Speaker 7: it and she didn't didn't see him at all. But
Speaker 7: double honestly, like my friend is he sent this suck?
Speaker 7: Every once a month he always makes something like this
Speaker 7: combing up like he just like, hey, well guess what
Speaker 7: I saw your friends? He kind of just does that,
Speaker 7: you know, Yeah, I mean everyone had one of those
Speaker 7: friends that you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, but I would also think that if you
Speaker 3: went to him and was like, listen, bro, I need
Speaker 3: you to be real with me right now, just so
Speaker 3: you can know what really happened.
Speaker 11: And yeah, he's he told me, Okay, broke with some dude.
Speaker 1: So okay, we'll see if we can catch her. If
Speaker 1: it was her, will play a song come back, and
Speaker 1: then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that she's a rewards card member at. And we'll
Speaker 1: say that every single month, which is one rewards card
Speaker 1: member who gets free free flowers delivered from our floral department,
Speaker 1: and we'll see if she sends him to you or
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Okay, okay you yeah, but play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and get your to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Jeremiah's on the phone. He's been with his girlfriend a
Speaker 1: Gressia for four years, but now he thinks that she
Speaker 1: might be cheating. So in the second we're going to
Speaker 1: call her, pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 1: she's a rewards card member at and say that every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one rewards car member at random
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
Speaker 1: we'll see if she sends those a Jeremiah or somebody else.
Speaker 1: But first, Jeremiah, why don't you catch everybody up on
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 7: My girls has been acting weird lately. She'd been getting
Speaker 7: calls and text and going to answering them the other
Speaker 7: room and saying, I'm going to have something to do
Speaker 7: in the other room. And I have a friend that
Speaker 7: says you saw her a few months back at a
Speaker 7: house party drunk dancing with all over some dude.
Speaker 2: That's definitely not good. You're ready for us to call her? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
Speaker 1: our rewards card member named Gretchen.
Speaker 6: Oh well that's me.
Speaker 1: Hi, Gretchen, Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 1: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling us say congratulations, you're
Speaker 1: this not a big winner.
Speaker 6: You're killing Oh my god, I never win. I never
Speaker 6: win anything.
Speaker 2: Well you did today, so you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you, thank you. What exactly that I win?
Speaker 6: Is it like a gift card or what is it?
Speaker 1: Well, it kind of is up to you, I guess.
Speaker 1: So every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: at random who gets three flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 1: You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
Speaker 1: of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you want. If you don't want to
Speaker 1: do flowers for whatever reason, we can also deliver gift cards.
Speaker 2: At the same value.
Speaker 6: You know, what, do you know who I want to
Speaker 6: spend the roses to?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's wonderful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a wonderful yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: First thing I would need would be the first and
Speaker 1: the last name of the person that you would like
Speaker 1: to send them to.
Speaker 6: Okay, Rachel, Okay.
Speaker 2: And would you like to put anything on a card?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 6: Thank you for helping me out with this. Still in shock,
Speaker 6: not ready to be a month exclamation point.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so you got a bun in the oven.
Speaker 6: Well it's kind of shocking to me, since news to me,
Speaker 6: but yeah, yeah, it's yeah true.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what when the time comes, you'll be ready.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 6: I hope, so, I hope.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 6: I didn't know I really wanted this, but I do.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. And I should also let you know that this
Speaker 1: is not the grocery store. This is actually the Jubal Show.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name's Jubil.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hi, I am Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1: We do a segment the show where if you think
Speaker 1: your significant other might be cheating, you try to see
Speaker 1: if they're messing around by who they send flowers to,
Speaker 1: and your boyfriend Jeremiah is actually on the phonet.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I just found out. I just found out.
Speaker 6: I just found out. Okay, this is amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how long have you known?
Speaker 6: Like, well, what are you playing?
Speaker 11: A tolly babe?
Speaker 7: What's going on?
Speaker 5: We've been so lucky actually to never get pregnant. I
Speaker 5: think that the miracle that I did. But there's a
Speaker 5: wrinkle as to how this happened. And brother, I just
Speaker 5: found out a couple of days ago.
Speaker 11: Actually, and.
Speaker 6: I don't know when I was going to tell you because.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry I thought you were cheating. I'm so sorry. Okay,
Speaker 7: I know you.
Speaker 11: Never do that.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Well, you know there's I just I have to
Speaker 5: now tell you I have been seeing somebody.
Speaker 6: I have been seeing someone else. Oh yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 6: just happened. It just happened.
Speaker 5: It's this guy from work, and we've just been hitting
Speaker 5: it off and having some fun and having some laughs
Speaker 5: and having some drinks. And actually I never even thought
Speaker 5: you wanted to be a father.
Speaker 6: I know, we've been together four years. We've never even
Speaker 6: talked about having a family or having a baby.
Speaker 7: I so, wait, what you've been cheating on me and
Speaker 7: another guy got you pregnant? What a father you've been
Speaker 7: this long?
Speaker 6: What it's a total surprise, I am, Yeah, it's not
Speaker 6: a total surprise.
Speaker 7: You got pregnant. We've been sleeping with someone else. What
Speaker 7: do you mean it's a surprise. You guys even wearing protection?
Speaker 11: You your cold?
Speaker 6: Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: I didn't think I could even get pregnant. That's why
Speaker 5: I'm looking at this. It's kind of a well.
Speaker 6: I guess what, I well, guess what.
Speaker 7: I know you're looking. You're looking at the front door now,
Speaker 7: and that's it. You're you're you're you're your look out
Speaker 7: the house. So I don't know what your what your
Speaker 7: plan is about this? And I used to like this
Speaker 7: guy gonna like be there for you? And how much
Speaker 7: did you think about this? Like how long you were
Speaker 7: planning this like without me?
Speaker 11: And while we were living together.
Speaker 6: It wasn't planned. I didn't plan it.
Speaker 13: It's I have always felt like this need and well.
Speaker 7: If it wasn't a plan, it was definitely avoidable. It's
Speaker 7: easily a boy to get pregnant from your co workers,
Speaker 7: Like what are you talking about? It wasn't planned, you know,
Speaker 7: this is not like going to adopt a dog.
Speaker 5: I didn't think I could even get pregnant. Frankly, exactly.
Speaker 7: Though you thought it was okay to cheat on me
Speaker 7: because because you couldn't get pregnant, Like really, no, who
Speaker 7: you are now?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I didn't think it was okay. I just
Speaker 6: wanted something of my own. I just I don't even
Speaker 6: I don't even want him.
Speaker 7: I haven't mind okay, the baby, Like what do you Yeah?
Speaker 5: I get that, I totally get that something that that's
Speaker 5: for me, that needs me, that I can take care
Speaker 5: of it, I can raise and that I can show.
Speaker 6: A great life too. And I don't need.
Speaker 5: You and and I don't need him either for that matter,
Speaker 5: this is about me.
Speaker 6: Okay, try to get that through your head.
Speaker 2: Hung up, Jeremiah, what was that? I'm so sorry?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: Obviously, it's not the situation you were meant to be in. No,
Speaker 2: and at least you know this now before you spend
Speaker 2: all that money on a ring.
Speaker 7: I mean I already bought the ring, so before you
Speaker 7: gave it to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, did you give it to it? You didn't
Speaker 2: give it to her?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 11: I did?
Speaker 7: I did it. I mean I do love her so
Speaker 7: like I didn't, I didn't give it to her yet.
Speaker 1: Though, Use that ring to give yourself a vacation and
Speaker 1: go get accidentally pregnant.
Speaker 15: The Jubile shows to catch a cheater? Got room for
Speaker 15: one more if you still want to go to ask?
Speaker 15: But where did you find that.
Speaker 7: Some kid back in town?
Speaker 11: Trade the van for straight up?
Speaker 2: I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
Speaker 2: you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 15: Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
Speaker 15: you go and do something like this.
Speaker 11: I am totally reveal yourself.
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Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: What's her name? I know her name? What country invented
Speaker 2: the ice cream? Sunday? Uh? Parence? What's the fastest muscle
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Speaker 2: You name?
Speaker 3: The fictional detective created by Sir Arthur Cronan Doyle, Sir,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, trash talk really worked this time.
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Speaker 11: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Nina's got the answer, so you The Disney princess with
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Speaker 3: the fastest muscle in the human body is the human eye?
Speaker 3: China was the first country to use paper money. And
Speaker 3: the fictional detective created by Sir Arthur car and Doyle
Speaker 3: Charlotte Colmbs.
Speaker 2: Not who I thought I was thinking of animated characters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what you're thinking, detective.
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Speaker 1: Matthew is on the phone today for a first aid
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Selena.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
Speaker 1: see if she tell us why she's ghosting him and
Speaker 1: maybe get him another day. But first, Matthew, how long
Speaker 1: has it been since you heard from Selena?
Speaker 11: About a week? Y?
Speaker 2: Have you been hitting her up to try to get
Speaker 2: a hold of her?
Speaker 11: I'm to ask her was a going rigo? She's so busy.
Speaker 11: I checked it after that one more time for so
Speaker 11: she had some availability coming up, I responding, and I
Speaker 11: am I gonna like to keep paying in a spots,
Speaker 11: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It can get creepy real quick with that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to do that.
Speaker 3: Crush your soul the more times you don't get Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: how is the date though? Must have been great if
Speaker 3: you want to get a hold of her.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean I thought it went great. We met
Speaker 18: at work. I work in the I T department, but
Speaker 18: I did Selena as an account executive. I helped probably
Speaker 18: some computer issues at work. We had some chemistry, I
Speaker 18: felt like, pretty obvious right from the get go. I
Speaker 18: worked up a nerve to ask her out. She said much,
Speaker 18: she was into it. She told me she liked Lemon
Speaker 18: Drop Martini's, so I know it's a perfect spot, so
Speaker 18: really cool. Spot got puld Hollywood by which I always
Speaker 18: always liked a lot.
Speaker 11: We had some drinks. I did not have a lemon Drop.
Speaker 11: I hadn't tried Martini, but but she had some COMMI
Speaker 11: well and everything. We talked about dreams features, stuff like that,
Speaker 11: kind of in a lighthearted way. I mean it felt
Speaker 11: really good and I was I was really excited. We
Speaker 11: had a pretty intensive makeout session in the dark corner.
Speaker 11: We were I mean it felt like you know, kids
Speaker 11: in school. I mean a lot of that kind of
Speaker 11: giggly energy. And so we have the date split up.
Speaker 11: That was pretty much it. So I thought it looked
Speaker 11: really good. I was a little bit to get hold
Speaker 11: of her. I would like to understand, you know, about
Speaker 11: to kind of honestly how it cass on her for
Speaker 11: a while. So I was when it broke up that she,
Speaker 11: you know, doesn't seem to be willing to respond at least.
Speaker 1: Anything happened on the date that you think could be
Speaker 1: a reason she's not calling you back.
Speaker 11: I mean, only I can think of is I actually
Speaker 11: did just get let go from the job that we
Speaker 11: worked together. So she said at the end of the state,
Speaker 11: you know, see it work, and I had to be like,
Speaker 11: I don't even wanna be Alce told her that I actually,
Speaker 11: you know, wasn't working there anymore, which I kind of
Speaker 11: thought would actually be a good thing because it removes
Speaker 11: the possibility of, like, you know, the office politics and
Speaker 11: that sort of thing. Takes the pressure off of that.
Speaker 11: That's the only thing I could think of that might
Speaker 11: have gone wrong with it, unless I was just totally
Speaker 11: misread you know, the signals, and I guess, which is
Speaker 11: always a possibility, But that's one thing I could think of.
Speaker 11: Is it to let go?
Speaker 3: Does she feel like kind of a shallow person? That
Speaker 3: would be like I am not dating a guy who's unemployed.
Speaker 11: I mean, maybe I didn't get buy from her at all.
Speaker 11: I mean, she seemed pretty down to earth and like,
Speaker 11: you know, I mean that strikes me as just being
Speaker 11: kind of sort of sighted, and so she shouldn't starting
Speaker 11: that way off, But I mean, I guess it's a possibility.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, did you guys kiss and stuff at the
Speaker 1: end they made out in the dark, but you were.
Speaker 11: Making out, you know, we made out the bar at
Speaker 11: the very hand. I said that, no, but yeah, maybe
Speaker 11: that was a warning sign or some sort.
Speaker 2: But did you guys like.
Speaker 11: Finally good vibe? We definitely talked about seeing older in
Speaker 11: the day. Yeah, I mean that was on the table
Speaker 11: for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song come back and call her
Speaker 1: and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
Speaker 1: and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, so good,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, we'll play a song, come back, and
Speaker 1: get your first day follow up next if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's first date follow up. Matthew is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Selena. So
Speaker 1: in a few minutes we're gonna call her and see
Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 1: get him another date. But before we do that, Matthew,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Selena.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, so I thought it went really well. We
Speaker 11: had some chemistry from when we worked together that those
Speaker 11: days great, you can drinks, good vibe, We've made out.
Speaker 11: It seemed like it was some definite intensity. I thought
Speaker 11: things were going great. We started talking about next time,
Speaker 11: next meetings, next dates, and one that I could think
Speaker 11: of it went wrong is at the end I had
Speaker 11: to tell her that I was no longer with the
Speaker 11: company that we worked at together, and that that's the
Speaker 11: one my guests as to why she's decided ghost. That's
Speaker 11: just a guest though.
Speaker 2: All Right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11: Sure, I'd love to. I'd love to have another shot.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Man, Hello, him asking to Selena. Please.
Speaker 6: This is Selena.
Speaker 2: Hey, Selena, how are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil. I'm calling from radio show. It's
Speaker 1: called the Jebil Show.
Speaker 2: Hi, Selena, the whole shows here on Nina.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Victoria. Oh my god, Hi, y you listen to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 6: I do. I'm I'm a fan. This is exciting.
Speaker 2: Oh sweet, thank you. Well, do you have any idea
Speaker 2: why we're calling you?
Speaker 6: I'm a little bit scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the first date follow up, So you
Speaker 1: went on a date with somebody recently and have been
Speaker 1: ghosting them and they emailed us.
Speaker 2: Do you know who would email us about you?
Speaker 13: I have a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to take a shot at it?
Speaker 13: Is it Matthew?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is Matthew. You are correct.
Speaker 1: Told us he really liked you, told us about your date,
Speaker 1: but he says, you've been ghosting for over a week now.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 13: Yeah, Oh man, I feel bad I'm ghosting Matthew because
Speaker 13: he told me that he wants to live in a
Speaker 13: treehouse for yeah, like for his real house, I think,
Speaker 13: And like he told me we worked. I don't know
Speaker 13: if he told you, but we worked at the same
Speaker 13: company and he told me that like towards the end
Speaker 13: the day, I said, like, oh see at work, and
Speaker 13: he told me that he had lost his job there,
Speaker 13: which was fine, like that that's a that's yeah. I
Speaker 13: felt really bad for him that that happened, But he
Speaker 13: just had like he said, he has no plan, and
Speaker 13: he was like, you know, I'm sure everything's everything's going
Speaker 13: to be fine, and I living in a treehouse sounds perfect,
Speaker 13: and like he he did that he wanted to live
Speaker 13: in like one of the fancy ones, like the lamping
Speaker 13: kind of situation treehouses. But at the same time, I
Speaker 13: feel like, I mean, I definitely am not interested in
Speaker 13: living in a treehouse, and I'm looking for like a
Speaker 13: furious partner. And like, at first I thought he was joking,
Speaker 13: because you know, I mean, that's like a funny thing
Speaker 13: to say. But then he like actually went into this
Speaker 13: whole thing about his friend and how his friend lives
Speaker 13: in a treehouse and how his friend like had saved
Speaker 13: him so much money and he has like no more
Speaker 13: like drama, and you know, he's like a volunteer at
Speaker 13: different schools and he's playing music and like that's all
Speaker 13: well and good for like a you know, like a
Speaker 13: burning man type.
Speaker 3: Like to me, I'm kind of interested, but I don't
Speaker 3: think that feels stressful when it comes to like a relationship.
Speaker 13: Though, Yeah, I'm like, what where am I going to
Speaker 13: like plug in my blow drt.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Do they have like fancy treehouses?
Speaker 3: I mean it does sound kind of cool to at
Speaker 3: least like anyone that you could can you live in them?
Speaker 2: You run power to a treehouse for sure.
Speaker 13: Really, you guys, look at a treehouse. But like you
Speaker 13: can't have like kids, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 13: like long term, I'm like, this is going nowhere.
Speaker 1: So like you have like power, you know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: probably can. I'm pretty sure there are treehouses that have
Speaker 1: showers and stuff.
Speaker 2: Actually there are. I think you could build like technically
Speaker 2: a real house in the tree.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how big of a house he's
Speaker 1: trying to build in the tree, right, But you know
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 2: But that's a good point though.
Speaker 3: If you're starting to really fast forward kids, can you
Speaker 3: imagine you kids running around in a treehouse amazing to
Speaker 3: build some kind of like what do you call it,
Speaker 3: hammock net underneath.
Speaker 2: Of it fall?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Yeah, and I don't know if you remember
Speaker 1: or not, Selena, but during these first day follow ups,
Speaker 1: the person that emailed us is on the phone. So
Speaker 1: Matthew has been listening this whole time and is on
Speaker 1: the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well, well, yeah, you told me you thought three were cool.
Speaker 11: And the thing if I remember you saying that you
Speaker 11: always wanted to spend the night and one so it
Speaker 11: would be like yeah, right, like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like for for vacation.
Speaker 13: I'm like, I'm I don't want to live in a treehouse, Matthew, Like,
Speaker 13: I want to like st adventure in a treehouse and
Speaker 13: then I want like to go back to reality, like
Speaker 13: go back to my life.
Speaker 11: You know, I'm not like urgingent to live in a
Speaker 11: treehouse or playing the one that I want. It was
Speaker 11: just sort of as something we can do. I don't know,
Speaker 11: was something like talk.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a good sign though, matt You she
Speaker 2: really like fast forward to see the future with you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, And I guess I just mean like so, I
Speaker 13: mean it's like beyond the I'm just like you had
Speaker 13: no plan, Like I'm just like living in a treehouse
Speaker 13: with no plan.
Speaker 7: It's just like to me, I was like, oh, big
Speaker 7: red flag.
Speaker 11: Well so that I don't have a plan. I just
Speaker 11: have as a means to take some time and figure
Speaker 11: out what I'm going to do next. I don't really
Speaker 11: actually have to work. I just do it because I
Speaker 11: like it. So if I'm not feeling it, I don't.
Speaker 11: But there's the same thing as I'm not having a plan.
Speaker 13: Are you like something what do you mean, like, are
Speaker 13: you like a secret billionaire or something like you don't
Speaker 13: have to work.
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm not a billionaire, but I have some money.
Speaker 11: I'm independently wealthy able to.
Speaker 1: Say, oh, so it would probably be a very nice
Speaker 1: treehouse day.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I gotta say for me, it's it's not like
Speaker 11: what Grandpa made in the backyard when you're a kid.
Speaker 11: I'm talking about like a house ditch in a tree,
Speaker 11: not okay, with plumbing and showers and you know, you
Speaker 11: could put in your phone charger for sure. But I
Speaker 11: mean if you don't want that, that's that's fine. I
Speaker 11: don't know exactly what the next maybe year that has
Speaker 11: more mean in terms of plans, but I mean, all
Speaker 11: I know is I definitely would like to have the
Speaker 11: opportunity to spend more time explaining.
Speaker 1: Selena, would you like to go out with Matthew again?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 13: I mean, so you would be willing to like live
Speaker 13: in a house house.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean we could. I would be willing to
Speaker 11: live in a house with not a tree in sight?
Speaker 5: Yea.
Speaker 3: And you got enough money to cut him down. It
Speaker 3: sounds like yeah, true. I mean sounds like you guys
Speaker 3: really like each other. There's a lot of negotiating happening here.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean if that's a sticking point, that could be,
Speaker 11: that could be. Uh, that's that's negotiable.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Salia? One more shot?
Speaker 5: Selena, he's rich Nina, Yeah, I'm been willing to give
Speaker 5: it another shot.
Speaker 13: I think I had a different orderstanding. What you.
Speaker 2: Okay? Congratulations made you got another date?
Speaker 11: He slam. I'm so glad that you're wanting to get
Speaker 11: another shot. You can appreciate why I wouldn't like lead
Speaker 11: with money just off the top, but yeah, just for fun,
Speaker 11: another shot? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Money got her back in though.
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Speaker 17: waitress flirting with a cop Woo pulled her over to
Speaker 17: get out of a ticket out of heat.
Speaker 7: Bro Bro, I got a.
Speaker 11: Okay, do you want to try this first exercise for me?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Do anything for here?
Speaker 11: Daddy?
Speaker 2: Can you with your feet together.
Speaker 7: In your hands?
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 8: Are you wearing.
Speaker 11: The god two seconds?
Speaker 2: Why you're such a nerve?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 1: I don't think it would up for and did one
Speaker 1: of us on this show get out of a ticket
Speaker 1: the same way?
Speaker 2: Who knows you'll find out.
Speaker 1: We'll be check in with the show right after this
Speaker 1: and find out about what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2: It's the double show. Your heart is True, your Bell
Speaker 2: and co down.
Speaker 5: You do.
Speaker 2: In everyone a little.
Speaker 1: The biggest gift would be from me, and cor detached
Speaker 1: would say thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky
Speaker 1: cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 2: Exper why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunkend Nina Hi.
Speaker 1: And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
Speaker 1: who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
Speaker 1: door and pops by every once in a while to
Speaker 1: see if she can borrow some sugar because she's teaching
Speaker 1: the new Pygmy marmoset that she got off the dark
Speaker 1: Web how to make peach cobbler.
Speaker 2: Our social media producer.
Speaker 1: Gabby I love my wife, also producer Brad he's a dad.
Speaker 2: Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me.
Speaker 1: I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbeil Show and this
Speaker 1: is the time of a week where we find out
Speaker 1: what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up
Speaker 1: with you this week?
Speaker 3: So I went on one of my regular Emo girl walks.
Speaker 3: K Nope, Emo girl walks. You know, you just need
Speaker 3: to go for a walk in nature and cry a
Speaker 3: little bit. Okay, So my Emo girl walked often?
Speaker 2: Are you Emo girl walking? You know at least once
Speaker 2: a week?
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's more of a release than anything else where. Are
Speaker 2: you feelings?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do need to feel the feelings. It makes
Speaker 3: me feel more powerful.
Speaker 2: And I go like on the sidewalk in a forest
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 3: No, it's in like a nature trail. So I go
Speaker 3: on this nature trail. I'm looking up at this guy.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh my gosh, the world is so big.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling things. I'm like, it's happening this year? Is
Speaker 2: it's gonna be the one? Like and I'm just like cry, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's powerful.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then all of a sudden, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: But you do that naturally. Huh yeah too, I was sober. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like to go on you can nature and cry
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: But you have things that helped me out with that.
Speaker 3: I kind of think of it as my my form
Speaker 3: of meditation, you know. So, but my Emo girl walk
Speaker 3: turned into an ew girl walk real fast.
Speaker 2: All no.
Speaker 3: So I'm walking and I'm crying, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's that. I'm smelling some herbs. So I
Speaker 3: look over and I'm and I see this guy. He's
Speaker 3: like actually kind of hot, and he's hiding in these
Speaker 3: bushes behind.
Speaker 2: By some like wood shut.
Speaker 3: Like hiding behind it, and he's just like smoking, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, cool, I get a little bit closer.
Speaker 2: Both of his hands are full. He's just standing there.
Speaker 3: He's like hocking loogi's smoking a blood and peeing just
Speaker 3: like all the same.
Speaker 2: Time, all the same time, like openly and freely.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I was in such a moment right now,
Speaker 3: I feel so distracted and you are so gross, like
Speaker 3: guys there a multitasker. It's just I came back to
Speaker 3: the realization. It's like I don't want to know what
Speaker 3: guys do when when women are not around you. Guys
Speaker 3: are disgusting. And I saw it as he was hiding
Speaker 3: by a shed, So then of course I got scared
Speaker 3: and thought you'd kill me if you saw me looking
Speaker 3: at him.
Speaker 2: So I just like, whoop, whoop, real quick. I mean,
Speaker 2: hot guys be killing people. These days for real. I
Speaker 2: know it's true. Just be safe in the street. Yes, also,
Speaker 2: if that was you, n I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like I said, he's got skills, right, I don't sure.
Speaker 2: Victoria was up with you this week. Guys, it's twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five. You know what that means?
Speaker 12: And he guesses, and he guesses what Victoria is going
Speaker 12: to have her quarter life crisis this year?
Speaker 2: Oh? Doing that? I want to turn twenty five. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's hilarious that Victoria thinks she's gonna live to
Speaker 2: one hundred. Wait, guys say it, like, wait, what if
Speaker 2: I do? Brad, you don't know you exist?
Speaker 1: And I'm terrible at math. So she said twenty five
Speaker 1: quarter life crisis, and I'm like, she thinks's gonna die
Speaker 1: at fifty. Hey, no, you're probably finding math. That's a
Speaker 1: vocabulary issue.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. This is the year. I feel older.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to be wiser, I need
Speaker 2: to be more put together. Let's go. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's kind of scary thinking about it. I'm getting older,
Speaker 2: I said, just last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't say it every year, Nina, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's actually twenty five.
Speaker 2: Like when I say, like, thinking in my head, I
Speaker 2: am twenty five. I feel so then weird, What are
Speaker 2: you going to do? I don't know yet. I gotta
Speaker 2: figure it out. I gotta plan it. I got it.
Speaker 3: I have about two and a half months to figure
Speaker 3: it out into it hits me.
Speaker 1: Like a rock, and then you have to figure you
Speaker 1: have to figure out how to be a whole different person.
Speaker 2: I gotta figure out to be an adult. Like why
Speaker 2: like twenty five started. It's like the start of adulthood.
Speaker 2: It's overrated. Actually I was something better. Actually, he's a key
Speaker 2: to life, like not growing up though, Like what does
Speaker 2: that mean? Be more responsible? Be this that? Like what
Speaker 2: does that mean? Give my WiFi bill on time? I
Speaker 2: didn't do it last month, so I got pay Your
Speaker 2: WiFi is still long?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It right? Well yeah late evasually right. Yeah. I'd be
Speaker 2: a great dad. I'm gonna set you up for success
Speaker 2: whenever you want. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Time is made up there asking to be on time
Speaker 1: for school, You tell them, screw you.
Speaker 2: Listen here, remember that summer where we drove around a lot.
Speaker 2: It's because we were homeless. But you had fun, didn't you?
Speaker 2: It was exciting. Every day was an adventure and never
Speaker 2: got bored. This is a reality show.
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 6: It like that.
Speaker 1: Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby. What's up, Gabby?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: How are you this week? I'm good.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 17: I recently was talking to my sister in law and
Speaker 17: she was asking me why I was buying so many
Speaker 17: cool animals.
Speaker 2: She's like, why do you have a Ferris where you
Speaker 2: have a But she listens to the show gives me
Speaker 2: a different animals in the intron. She believes shenmals kind
Speaker 2: of love animals where she's got to do it around.
Speaker 2: I just have one dog. I love a dog.
Speaker 11: Today.
Speaker 2: She's like pigmy marmoset. Gabby, What is a marmoset. It's
Speaker 2: like a little monkey. Yeah, they're cute. Pretty was up
Speaker 2: with you this week? I actually got yelled at. I
Speaker 2: went to go pick up some medication.
Speaker 4: I was at the pharmacy and I got yelled at
Speaker 4: because I was on the phone talking maybe a little
Speaker 4: bit too loud on the phone, and the far I'm
Speaker 4: just like, we're gonna wake the sleeping pills.
Speaker 2: That's a good second. I mean, what's going on with you?
Speaker 2: What's going on with me?
Speaker 1: Is I'm excited? I finally moved into my new place.
Speaker 1: I paid attention to the show at all. You know
Speaker 1: that for a while, I was sort of home less,
Speaker 1: squatting at Victoria's house for a little bit. Yeah, living
Speaker 1: in an RV trailer. I would do TikTok lives and
Speaker 1: people are like, are you an RV trailer? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I live here, and They're like, I thought you were successful, right.
Speaker 1: This thing is nineteen.
Speaker 2: Feet long, got two wheels. I can tell me about success.
Speaker 1: I can literally step from my desk to the bed
Speaker 1: in one second.
Speaker 2: Successful people are efficient, Yes, they are officients.
Speaker 1: And I moved into my new place and I finally
Speaker 1: met one of my neighbors the other day. He was
Speaker 1: super cool, So I'm excited about that. Except he came
Speaker 1: to the door and he was helping me with some stuff.
Speaker 1: Like we talked for a minute. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: cauld I have a lot for myself. And I was
Speaker 1: trying to hang up this huge TV and he came
Speaker 1: by at the right time and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: can you help me with this TV lifted please? Because
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it myself this whole time.
Speaker 1: And so he helped me out and then he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really cool to meet you. I was elected the
Speaker 1: one that was elected to come meet you.
Speaker 2: What is what? And I was like, didn't mean.
Speaker 1: Elected to come meet me. He's like, yeah, we're all
Speaker 1: real close on this block. You know, we all know
Speaker 1: each other and it's cool. Is it cool if I
Speaker 1: text them and let them know that I talked to you?
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: we all got together and I was the one that
Speaker 1: had to come meet you because we're all scared of you.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're not scary at all. Though.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, throw tattoo, then throw tattooed.
Speaker 1: Doverman and I've been like moving in so I've been frustrated,
Speaker 1: like storming out of the house.
Speaker 2: And details, and they're like, this guy is a maniac.
Speaker 2: So have you been invited to the group chat yet?
Speaker 11: Nope?
Speaker 2: So maybe he was just being nice.
Speaker 6: Jewbles dirty little secret?
Speaker 2: He hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 11: I do?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 6: Okay? So we'll call this guy Jerry, and we'll call
Speaker 6: the other guy.
Speaker 2: Mike.
Speaker 8: Right, Okay, So Mike.
Speaker 2: Mike is my brothers and Jerry is my brother's best friend. Basically,
Speaker 2: Jerry was.
Speaker 5: Hitting on me on Christmas Eve and we slept together
Speaker 5: and then my brother ever found out.
Speaker 7: I'd be cooked.
Speaker 2: You be cooked or Jerry be cooked.
Speaker 6: I feel like we both be cooked.
Speaker 2: How was it vicariously through everyone?
Speaker 13: No, it really wasn't that good.
Speaker 6: I'm not falling idea.
Speaker 2: That's not worth being cooked. So we're not going to
Speaker 2: do it again.
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, about Well have you hooked up with your brother's
Speaker 3: friends before you know?
Speaker 6: No, this is the first time I had to think
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 2: Did it happen like at the Christmas festivities?
Speaker 12: Who oh?
Speaker 6: So we were having like a little gift together here
Speaker 6: the day before Christmas, and so we're in the shop
Speaker 6: just like chilling.
Speaker 5: Working on cars and stuff like that, drinking and it
Speaker 5: just kind of like happened.
Speaker 2: Roe was staring at me.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Well, thank you for telling us your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: Of course, of course you too.
Speaker 2: Bye, go ahead, Vicky, you wanted to get that joke
Speaker 2: in cars weren't the only thing that Jerry was getting
Speaker 2: into that day. Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
Speaker 2: little secret?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 10: I was asked to cat sit for a guy friend
Speaker 10: of mine. This is a while ago, and while I
Speaker 10: was doing that for about a week and he was
Speaker 10: out of town, I obviously snooped around his apartment and
Speaker 10: the information.
Speaker 6: That I found I later used to nab him as
Speaker 6: my husband.
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, how did that work. That's a real mission accomplished.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 8: I mean we're still married, so it definitely works.
Speaker 2: That's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's good to get to do your
Speaker 1: research to get what you want exactly.
Speaker 6: That's how I looked at it.
Speaker 10: And you know, I've never told him, obviously, I don't
Speaker 10: know that I will, but he still thinks to this
Speaker 10: day that we have a lot of things in common.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you guys, have a good one you too,
Speaker 6: But
Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?