WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Most Malone

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of date when someone tells you they

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<v Speaker 1>went on the best date of their entire life. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very exciting. Yeah. I could mean a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different things to different people, Yeah, for sure. Like for Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably eating a corn dog in a Polda potty

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<v Speaker 1>after downing an entire bucket of sankria.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not even with anyone myself

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>For Jose, it would probably be staying at home one

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<v Speaker 1>bowl of two spoons, playing Fortnite together while they take

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<v Speaker 1>turns trash talking the preteens.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm sitting on her lap. But for one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners, Zoe, she emailed saying she went on

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<v Speaker 1>the best date of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm so excited to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're wanting to hear what this is. Welcome to the show, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, thank you so much. I cannot wait to tell

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<v Speaker 4>you about it was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to your voice. It had to have involved funnel cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you eating anything inside of a portat? No.

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<v Speaker 4>But I went out with this guy named Miles okay

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<v Speaker 4>dating app and I just he looks like post Malone

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<v Speaker 4>but like Buffer but with no tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, that's a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>Having a hard time visualizing what I'm imagining, Like Toby maguire.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I was excited for her. She's in that sing

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<v Speaker 2>song voice anytime, you're just happy.

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<v Speaker 5>He was so hot.

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<v Speaker 4>If you saw him, you would understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hot, buff, post malone, no tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's go exactly exactly. And so we, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>texted back and forth. We hit it off online. So

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<v Speaker 4>we decided to meet up for drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, were you this excited going into the date?

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And it sounds like you ride it on a high

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<v Speaker 2>frequency already.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's get into the date. How did that go?

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<v Speaker 4>So we met up for drinks and he looked just

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<v Speaker 4>like his picture, but even hotter.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so he didn't take a post malone photo and

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<v Speaker 1>photoshop it to make it the way you want it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call him most malone.

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<v Speaker 4>That he was the perfect package. And so we're chatting

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<v Speaker 4>and he's fun and creative and and then he like

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<v Speaker 4>gets playful and he's like, you know what, let's play

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<v Speaker 4>ice By And.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what, okay, wait, like the color game that

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<v Speaker 2>I played with my kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, like, I fine, you say something you

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<v Speaker 4>see right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually trees.

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<v Speaker 1>The color gray by assault shake of yeah, how did

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<v Speaker 1>romantic post Malone do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Romantic Miles was?

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<v Speaker 5>He laid on the charm and he said, I buy

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<v Speaker 5>someone really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>You got jealous and you were like your voice to

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<v Speaker 2>it to just an octave that I think only dogs

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<v Speaker 2>could hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Just there.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was talking about you, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I hope so, but I didn't want to be presemptuous,

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<v Speaker 4>so you know, I said, is it the bartender? And

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<v Speaker 4>then he was like no, And I'm like you, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>is it me? And he's like.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, oh, I mean yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You were not like turned off at all. The fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it's a little bit cheesy.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she you are you listening to her?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I can't believe it was me. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it took me forty guesses to finally there's no way. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you liked it, that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked it.

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<v Speaker 4>His charm worked for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what happened next? It feels like you this is

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<v Speaker 2>leading straight into a kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we did get a little peck and then we decided,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, we should go. It's really late, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I looked up Uber and they were like crazy expenses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, maybe I could stay with him longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, he didn't want He didn't want to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the expensive Uber the only person excited about search pricing.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, So once again he pulls out his creativity card

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<v Speaker 4>and he's like, let's go to this pizza place I

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<v Speaker 4>know up the street and then ask him if we

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<v Speaker 4>order a large pizza, will the delivery driver take us home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so creative. Actually I need to give him credit

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<v Speaker 1>for that, but that is a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to drive your house anyway, delivery driver like

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<v Speaker 2>an extra twenty bucks, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did they do that?

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<v Speaker 4>So we asked him and they said yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're gonna have to deliver forty other pizzas along

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 4>The Luckily he did it. So the cool thing is

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<v Speaker 4>we got to ride home and eat pizza and continue

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<v Speaker 4>our conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>With just like the pizza delivery guy sitting in the

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<v Speaker 2>front seat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it made his night interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>True, So how did you guys leave it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, so he gave me a pet kiss because you know,

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<v Speaker 4>we were kind of pizza covered and we both just

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<v Speaker 4>left on a high, or at least I did. And

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<v Speaker 4>you know, we texted for a couple of days after that,

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<v Speaker 4>and and then I haven't heard from him, and okay, weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know if he had like a really busy

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<v Speaker 2>schedule or something.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he didn't say that he did.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm just kind of worried that maybe he met

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<v Speaker 5>somebody else on the dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he was such a catch, maybe he spied somebody

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<v Speaker 1>even cuter.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the backfire of the ice by game.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just hoping that you guys can call and see

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<v Speaker 5>what's going on, because I don't want to just got

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<v Speaker 5>to get away because he's like the perfect guy.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like the best day.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds so fun, so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm honestly a little bit nervous to hear how excited

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to be. If it's the same level of excitement,

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<v Speaker 1>the speakers might explode top in each other. We'll find out, though,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come back. We'll call most malone for you and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update right after this second. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're just joining us, we're talking to one of the

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<v Speaker 1>least excited people ever had on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>See okay, boy, she bit down, Yeah, real depresso.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Zoe is her name.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is even like.

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<v Speaker 1>Zoey Zing. Her and Miles met up for some drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>played a pretty boring game of I Spy it sounded like,

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<v Speaker 1>and then convinced the pizza place that if they bought

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<v Speaker 1>a large pie they could ride home with the delivery

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<v Speaker 1>guy in the back seat.

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<v Speaker 2>So genius.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, I'll give her credit for a fun date,

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<v Speaker 1>but her recap was just such low energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and people are just tuning in again,

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<v Speaker 2>just being.

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<v Speaker 1>Play the tape back and prove me wrong. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just hoping. I'm hoping that Zoe can turn it

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<v Speaker 1>up and not for this next part, shift out a

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<v Speaker 1>neutral into first gear. Zoe, you need a coffee or

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<v Speaker 1>something to perk up?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I've had like four already.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear that maybe need four more or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh my god, I'm excited, you guys. This is

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<v Speaker 2>member most malone, the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Of at least one person is excited on this. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's gonna have to be Brooke of used.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye girl, I know to the depression.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, anyway, do you one take we've never asked you

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<v Speaker 2>is why do you think he's not calling back? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you say that already?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know. I did you know? And that's

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<v Speaker 4>why I've tried to like lay low and only text

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<v Speaker 4>like twice a day. But you know, I'm not like

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<v Speaker 4>over texting, but it's not helping.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait are you texting twice a day without responses? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, only twice. He's not gonna know. He's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know that you're into him. If you're only texting him twice,

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<v Speaker 1>a girl text me at least fifty times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Zoe, that's also sarcasm. Okay, yeah, that's not usually

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<v Speaker 2>a good thing. Well too late now, so yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But awful if it's like high and then later in

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<v Speaker 1>the day it's like, okay, we'll hope you're having a

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<v Speaker 1>good day.

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<v Speaker 2>And then has it heard from him in over a week?

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<v Speaker 2>That is, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, two days. It doesn't matter textings for suckers anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're just gonna call him. Get it done, Zoe, Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna get her up. So let's just do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, Hello, this is Miles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hey, very formal. You are formal, Miles.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Miles?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, all right, what's up Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're very casual.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's all the things, jeff He's all the things.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why he's most malowne.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've heard a lot about you, Miles, actually from

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners that you went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with recently named Zoe.

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<v Speaker 3>From Zoe huh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're doing something called a second Date update, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help her figure out why the two of you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't met up for another date.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, all right, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>He's also being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 2>I take it that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us about We want to know more about Zoe

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<v Speaker 1>and what she thought of her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Zoe, So all right, this is a girl we

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<v Speaker 3>met online and it was we had a very good time.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a very good time on the fabe Oky.

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<v Speaker 2>She said it was a great date.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did.

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<v Speaker 1>What she is depressing on your data as she was

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<v Speaker 1>when we talked to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, no, no, no, very very fun loving girl, that's.

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<v Speaker 5>For surely, Okay, I know, And.

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<v Speaker 3>Look I was having fun too. We were having a

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<v Speaker 3>good time. I was feeling loose. She's someone you can

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<v Speaker 3>joke around with and stuff. She was she was a

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<v Speaker 3>good time. We were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have all these positive things to say about her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she made you feel all these good ways and

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<v Speaker 1>you could be loose in yourself, then why not meet

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<v Speaker 1>up with her one more time?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess she told you about our date. She told

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<v Speaker 3>you about the pizza delivery guy. I have him drive

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<v Speaker 3>us home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the heck you did to get a cheap ride

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<v Speaker 2>home instead of uber?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, And she was so cool about that too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say that, like, not every woman would necessarily be

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<v Speaker 3>super cool about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Not every woman would get in the car of a

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<v Speaker 2>complete stranger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's pizza in the back of that car, so

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, So during the ride home, if we're going home,

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<v Speaker 3>we were laughing, we were having good time, and she

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<v Speaker 3>said to me, I'm just having such a good time

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<v Speaker 3>with you. You're so much fun. You're so great. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want anyone else to have you. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>anyone else to match with you. I'm going to report

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<v Speaker 3>you on the app so that you can't talk to anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>And like she said it as she was laughing, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm laughing too, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>report you first.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh yeah, right, okay, funny moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure enough. A couple of days later, I get a

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<v Speaker 3>notification that I got reported on the app.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure it was her?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm not one hundred percent sure that it

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<v Speaker 3>was her, but I haven't met up with anybody else.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you doing anything inappropriate that would get you reported?

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<v Speaker 3>Bro? No, No, I'm not doing anything inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you ask her about it? Like she said, you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Were texting and she was, No, she was texting, and

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<v Speaker 3>then that came through and she said she was going

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<v Speaker 3>to do that, so I figured it was her.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, Look.

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<v Speaker 3>I was pretty piffed when that came through.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to ask, is that a turn off?

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<v Speaker 3>A major turnoff? To have a company tell you your

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<v Speaker 3>being You've been a creepy, very disturbing and kind of

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<v Speaker 3>frightening and very in a.

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<v Speaker 1>Way it's kind of flattering.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't take you that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think it was a good idea. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it's a fun dating hack even know what you know,

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<v Speaker 3>who knows what she could have reported me for?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well that's a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a fun dating hack. We're going to put the

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<v Speaker 1>two of you together on the phone right now and

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<v Speaker 1>let you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about it, yay, find.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's been listening on the other line this whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>one to talk to you, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>El, Hello, Zoe, Hi, I would do that.

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<v Speaker 5>That was not me.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't you. Really, that wasn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>I would never do that. Didn't you know how much

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<v Speaker 4>I liked you and how much fun we who?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I did. I definitely did, And I definitely remember

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<v Speaker 3>you saying that you were going to report me and

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<v Speaker 3>then I got reported. Oh do you want to just

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<v Speaker 3>admit that it was you?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, don't you remember I was joking and we were

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<v Speaker 4>laughing about it, and you joked back about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it was so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And.

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<v Speaker 2>Zoe, be honest, did you do it? Did you report him?

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<v Speaker 4>I did not do that. I mean, I like this guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to keep him on in my life, not

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<v Speaker 4>push him.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a kind of a long pause before you

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<v Speaker 1>continued your sentence. I believe her, So, Zoe, there's zero

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<v Speaker 1>percent chance that you hit the report, but your finger

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<v Speaker 1>didn't slip and accidentally.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, the only way that could have happened if

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<v Speaker 5>maybe I was like blackout drunk one night and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't remember that. Yeah, I mean seriously, if I did

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<v Speaker 5>do that, which I don't remember doing it, it would

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<v Speaker 5>only be because I like Miles so much and I

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<v Speaker 5>want to see him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Miles. And she told us that she was texting you

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<v Speaker 1>about twice a day. Was there any evening where she

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<v Speaker 1>sent you like sixty texts?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good way to judge, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there one night that was kind of weird?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm looking at him right now. She sent a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of gifts of penguins being lonely.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know, only penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do I remember that, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 3>Red flags?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, what happened to your fun funny spirit that

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<v Speaker 4>you've showed me the other ninety Miles?

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<v Speaker 3>It went away with the dating app membership you blocked

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<v Speaker 3>me from.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now you don't even have any other options to date.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have that service on this show. It's only

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<v Speaker 2>with Zoe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I gotta say. No, she's not even admittigan. I

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<v Speaker 3>know it was you, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that you're never gonna get unblocked.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm going to block your phone number now from

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<v Speaker 1>our radio station. I'm reporting.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, Please block me. I do not want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear from a radio station again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is backfired. I'm gonna sort myself now, Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I gotta remember that for the next

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<v Speaker 1>time I'm purposely trying to lie about something, just use

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<v Speaker 1>the line. I can't do it. But if I did,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't blame me for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't remember it. I mean sure, very very characteristic.

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<v Speaker 1>Though of me. Airtight excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, you know I feel like that probably happens

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<v Speaker 2>a lot, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, reporting people on the dating apps, I would think,

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<v Speaker 1>just like stuff happens when you're drunk, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a good idea though, because then they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have other options if they don't get found if she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get found out, it's not opened her big mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you people in their.

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<v Speaker 1>Biles will be like, come on, I want to delete

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<v Speaker 1>this app. Take me off tender. Yeah, she's like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me help you with I mean, I thought that the

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<v Speaker 1>most stolen thing from this second date was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the pizza delivery on a ride home, But it

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<v Speaker 1>might actually be reporting the people that you like to

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<v Speaker 1>the dating apps so they can't meet anybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>I like though, yeah, I can do that one as

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<v Speaker 2>a married person, still be on the up and up.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully they have an excel for you and the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe I'll invite the pizza guy and see if

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<v Speaker 2>he wants a babysit for.

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<v Speaker 1>A little while. Yeah. Lots of interesting information coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of these second date updates, and you can get your

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<v Speaker 1>own if you email us, we'll call that person who

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<v Speaker 1>isn't calling you back. Make sure you check out all

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<v Speaker 1>yours at Brooken Jefferies, Brooke

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<v Speaker 3>And Jeffrey in the Morning.