Speaker 1: The second date of date when someone tells you they
Speaker 1: went on the best date of their entire life. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's very exciting. Yeah. I could mean a lot of
Speaker 1: different things to different people, Yeah, for sure. Like for Brook,
Speaker 1: that's probably eating a corn dog in a Polda potty
Speaker 1: after downing an entire bucket of sankria.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not even with anyone myself
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: For Jose, it would probably be staying at home one
Speaker 1: bowl of two spoons, playing Fortnite together while they take
Speaker 1: turns trash talking the preteens.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sitting on her lap. But for one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Zoe, she emailed saying she went on
Speaker 1: the best date of all time.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: So I'm so excited to talk to you.
Speaker 1: We're wanting to hear what this is. Welcome to the show, Zoe.
Speaker 4: Hi, thank you so much. I cannot wait to tell
Speaker 4: you about it was so good.
Speaker 2: Listen to your voice. It had to have involved funnel cake.
Speaker 1: Were you eating anything inside of a portat? No.
Speaker 4: But I went out with this guy named Miles okay
Speaker 4: dating app and I just he looks like post Malone
Speaker 4: but like Buffer but with no tattoos.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's a good look.
Speaker 1: Having a hard time visualizing what I'm imagining, Like Toby maguire.
Speaker 2: Now I was excited for her. She's in that sing
Speaker 2: song voice anytime, you're just happy.
Speaker 5: He was so hot.
Speaker 4: If you saw him, you would understand it.
Speaker 1: Okay, hot, buff, post malone, no tattoos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go exactly exactly. And so we, you know,
Speaker 4: texted back and forth. We hit it off online. So
Speaker 4: we decided to meet up for drinks.
Speaker 2: Okay, were you this excited going into the date?
Speaker 3: Kind of?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And it sounds like you ride it on a high
Speaker 2: frequency already.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's get into the date. How did that go?
Speaker 4: So we met up for drinks and he looked just
Speaker 4: like his picture, but even hotter.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he didn't take a post malone photo and
Speaker 1: photoshop it to make it the way you want it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call him most malone.
Speaker 4: That he was the perfect package. And so we're chatting
Speaker 4: and he's fun and creative and and then he like
Speaker 4: gets playful and he's like, you know what, let's play
Speaker 4: ice By And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, okay, wait, like the color game that
Speaker 2: I played with my kids.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, like, I fine, you say something you
Speaker 4: see right.
Speaker 3: It's actually trees.
Speaker 1: The color gray by assault shake of yeah, how did
Speaker 1: romantic post Malone do it?
Speaker 4: Romantic Miles was?
Speaker 5: He laid on the charm and he said, I buy
Speaker 5: someone really cute.
Speaker 2: You got jealous and you were like your voice to
Speaker 2: it to just an octave that I think only dogs
Speaker 2: could hear.
Speaker 1: Just there.
Speaker 2: So he was talking about you, right.
Speaker 4: Well, I hope so, but I didn't want to be presemptuous,
Speaker 4: so you know, I said, is it the bartender? And
Speaker 4: then he was like no, And I'm like you, I'm like,
Speaker 4: is it me? And he's like.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1: You were not like turned off at all. The fact
Speaker 1: that it's a little bit cheesy.
Speaker 2: Maybe she you are you listening to her?
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't believe it was me. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it took me forty guesses to finally there's no way. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you liked it, that's great.
Speaker 3: I liked it.
Speaker 4: His charm worked for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened next? It feels like you this is
Speaker 2: leading straight into a kiss.
Speaker 4: Well, we did get a little peck and then we decided,
Speaker 4: you know what, we should go. It's really late, and
Speaker 4: so I looked up Uber and they were like crazy expenses. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, maybe I could stay with him longer.
Speaker 1: Right, he didn't want He didn't want to pay for
Speaker 1: the expensive Uber the only person excited about search pricing.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Well, So once again he pulls out his creativity card
Speaker 4: and he's like, let's go to this pizza place I
Speaker 4: know up the street and then ask him if we
Speaker 4: order a large pizza, will the delivery driver take us home.
Speaker 1: That's so creative. Actually I need to give him credit
Speaker 1: for that, but that is a good idea.
Speaker 2: They're going to drive your house anyway, delivery driver like
Speaker 2: an extra twenty bucks, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did they do that?
Speaker 4: So we asked him and they said yes.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna have to deliver forty other pizzas along
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 4: The Luckily he did it. So the cool thing is
Speaker 4: we got to ride home and eat pizza and continue
Speaker 4: our conversation.
Speaker 2: With just like the pizza delivery guy sitting in the
Speaker 2: front seat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it made his night interesting.
Speaker 1: True, So how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 4: Well, so he gave me a pet kiss because you know,
Speaker 4: we were kind of pizza covered and we both just
Speaker 4: left on a high, or at least I did. And
Speaker 4: you know, we texted for a couple of days after that,
Speaker 4: and and then I haven't heard from him, and okay, weird.
Speaker 2: Do you know if he had like a really busy
Speaker 2: schedule or something.
Speaker 4: No, he didn't say that he did.
Speaker 5: And I'm just kind of worried that maybe he met
Speaker 5: somebody else on the dating app.
Speaker 1: Because he was such a catch, maybe he spied somebody
Speaker 1: even cuter.
Speaker 2: That's the backfire of the ice by game.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: I'm just hoping that you guys can call and see
Speaker 5: what's going on, because I don't want to just got
Speaker 5: to get away because he's like the perfect guy.
Speaker 4: It was like the best day.
Speaker 2: It sounds so fun, so fun.
Speaker 1: I'm honestly a little bit nervous to hear how excited
Speaker 1: he's going to be. If it's the same level of excitement,
Speaker 1: the speakers might explode top in each other. We'll find out, though,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll call most malone for you and
Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this second. If
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, we're talking to one of the
Speaker 1: least excited people ever had on the show.
Speaker 2: See okay, boy, she bit down, Yeah, real depresso.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Zoe is her name.
Speaker 2: Her name is even like.
Speaker 1: Zoey Zing. Her and Miles met up for some drinks,
Speaker 1: played a pretty boring game of I Spy it sounded like,
Speaker 1: and then convinced the pizza place that if they bought
Speaker 1: a large pie they could ride home with the delivery
Speaker 1: guy in the back seat.
Speaker 2: So genius.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'll give her credit for a fun date,
Speaker 1: but her recap was just such low energy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and people are just tuning in again,
Speaker 2: just being.
Speaker 1: Play the tape back and prove me wrong. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping. I'm hoping that Zoe can turn it
Speaker 1: up and not for this next part, shift out a
Speaker 1: neutral into first gear. Zoe, you need a coffee or
Speaker 1: something to perk up?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I've had like four already.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1: Hear that maybe need four more or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm excited, you guys. This is
Speaker 2: member most malone, the guy.
Speaker 1: Of at least one person is excited on this. I
Speaker 1: guess it's gonna have to be Brooke of used.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ye girl, I know to the depression.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, do you one take we've never asked you
Speaker 2: is why do you think he's not calling back? Did
Speaker 2: you say that already?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. I did you know? And that's
Speaker 4: why I've tried to like lay low and only text
Speaker 4: like twice a day. But you know, I'm not like
Speaker 4: over texting, but it's not helping.
Speaker 2: Wait are you texting twice a day without responses? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, only twice. He's not gonna know. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: know that you're into him. If you're only texting him twice,
Speaker 1: a girl text me at least fifty times.
Speaker 2: Yes, Zoe, that's also sarcasm. Okay, yeah, that's not usually
Speaker 2: a good thing. Well too late now, so yeah.
Speaker 1: But awful if it's like high and then later in
Speaker 1: the day it's like, okay, we'll hope you're having a
Speaker 1: good day.
Speaker 2: And then has it heard from him in over a week?
Speaker 2: That is, like you.
Speaker 1: Said, two days. It doesn't matter textings for suckers anyway.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna call him. Get it done, Zoe, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: never gonna get her up. So let's just do it.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, this is Miles.
Speaker 1: Oh, hey, very formal. You are formal, Miles.
Speaker 2: What's up, Miles?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, what's up Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're very casual.
Speaker 2: Well, he's all the things, jeff He's all the things.
Speaker 2: That's why he's most malowne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've heard a lot about you, Miles, actually from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners that you went on a date
Speaker 1: with recently named Zoe.
Speaker 3: From Zoe huh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing something called a second Date update, trying
Speaker 1: to help her figure out why the two of you
Speaker 1: haven't met up for another date.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Isn't that fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, all right, that's fun.
Speaker 1: He's also being sarcastic.
Speaker 2: I take it that way.
Speaker 1: Tell us about We want to know more about Zoe
Speaker 1: and what she thought of her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zoe, So all right, this is a girl we
Speaker 3: met online and it was we had a very good time.
Speaker 3: I had a very good time on the fabe Oky.
Speaker 2: She said it was a great date.
Speaker 3: It sounds like I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did.
Speaker 1: What she is depressing on your data as she was
Speaker 1: when we talked to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no, very very fun loving girl, that's.
Speaker 5: For surely, Okay, I know, And.
Speaker 3: Look I was having fun too. We were having a
Speaker 3: good time. I was feeling loose. She's someone you can
Speaker 3: joke around with and stuff. She was she was a
Speaker 3: good time. We were having a good time.
Speaker 1: If you have all these positive things to say about her,
Speaker 1: and she made you feel all these good ways and
Speaker 1: you could be loose in yourself, then why not meet
Speaker 1: up with her one more time?
Speaker 3: I guess she told you about our date. She told
Speaker 3: you about the pizza delivery guy. I have him drive
Speaker 3: us home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the heck you did to get a cheap ride
Speaker 2: home instead of uber?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, And she was so cool about that too.
Speaker 3: I'll say that, like, not every woman would necessarily be
Speaker 3: super cool about that.
Speaker 2: Not every woman would get in the car of a
Speaker 2: complete stranger.
Speaker 1: Well, there's pizza in the back of that car, so
Speaker 1: I feel like anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So during the ride home, if we're going home,
Speaker 3: we were laughing, we were having good time, and she
Speaker 3: said to me, I'm just having such a good time
Speaker 3: with you. You're so much fun. You're so great. I
Speaker 3: don't want anyone else to have you. I don't want
Speaker 3: anyone else to match with you. I'm going to report
Speaker 3: you on the app so that you can't talk to anyone.
Speaker 3: And like she said it as she was laughing, and
Speaker 3: I'm laughing too, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'll
Speaker 3: report you first.
Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, right, okay, funny moment.
Speaker 3: Sure enough. A couple of days later, I get a
Speaker 3: notification that I got reported on the app.
Speaker 1: Are you sure it was her?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not one hundred percent sure that it
Speaker 3: was her, but I haven't met up with anybody else.
Speaker 3: I didn't see anybody.
Speaker 1: And are you doing anything inappropriate that would get you reported?
Speaker 3: Bro? No, No, I'm not doing anything inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you ask her about it? Like she said, you guys.
Speaker 3: Were texting and she was, No, she was texting, and
Speaker 3: then that came through and she said she was going
Speaker 3: to do that, so I figured it was her.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Look.
Speaker 3: I was pretty piffed when that came through.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask, is that a turn off?
Speaker 3: A major turnoff? To have a company tell you your
Speaker 3: being You've been a creepy, very disturbing and kind of
Speaker 3: frightening and very in a.
Speaker 1: Way it's kind of flattering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't take you that way.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was a good idea. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's a fun dating hack even know what you know,
Speaker 3: who knows what she could have reported me for?
Speaker 2: Well, well that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Here's a fun dating hack. We're going to put the
Speaker 1: two of you together on the phone right now and
Speaker 1: let you go.
Speaker 2: I talked about it, yay, find.
Speaker 1: Because she's been listening on the other line this whole time,
Speaker 1: one to talk to you, you know.
Speaker 3: El, Hello, Zoe, Hi, I would do that.
Speaker 5: That was not me.
Speaker 3: That wasn't you. Really, that wasn't you.
Speaker 4: I would never do that. Didn't you know how much
Speaker 4: I liked you and how much fun we who?
Speaker 3: No, I did. I definitely did, And I definitely remember
Speaker 3: you saying that you were going to report me and
Speaker 3: then I got reported. Oh do you want to just
Speaker 3: admit that it was you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, don't you remember I was joking and we were
Speaker 4: laughing about it, and you joked back about it.
Speaker 3: I know it was so funny.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: Zoe, be honest, did you do it? Did you report him?
Speaker 4: I did not do that. I mean, I like this guy.
Speaker 4: I want to keep him on in my life, not
Speaker 4: push him.
Speaker 3: Out of it.
Speaker 1: It was a kind of a long pause before you
Speaker 1: continued your sentence. I believe her, So, Zoe, there's zero
Speaker 1: percent chance that you hit the report, but your finger
Speaker 1: didn't slip and accidentally.
Speaker 5: I mean, the only way that could have happened if
Speaker 5: maybe I was like blackout drunk one night and I
Speaker 5: don't remember that. Yeah, I mean seriously, if I did
Speaker 5: do that, which I don't remember doing it, it would
Speaker 5: only be because I like Miles so much and I
Speaker 5: want to see him again.
Speaker 1: Miles. And she told us that she was texting you
Speaker 1: about twice a day. Was there any evening where she
Speaker 1: sent you like sixty texts?
Speaker 2: That's a good way to judge, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Was there one night that was kind of weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking at him right now. She sent a
Speaker 3: lot of gifts of penguins being lonely.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, only penguin.
Speaker 2: Okay, do I remember that, Zoe.
Speaker 3: Red flags?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what happened to your fun funny spirit that
Speaker 4: you've showed me the other ninety Miles?
Speaker 3: It went away with the dating app membership you blocked
Speaker 3: me from.
Speaker 1: Well, now you don't even have any other options to date.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: We don't have that service on this show. It's only
Speaker 2: with Zoe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta say. No, she's not even admittigan. I
Speaker 3: know it was you, Zoe.
Speaker 2: I know that you're never gonna get unblocked.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to block your phone number now from
Speaker 1: our radio station. I'm reporting.
Speaker 3: It's fine, Please block me. I do not want to
Speaker 3: hear from a radio station again.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is backfired. I'm gonna sort myself now, Jeff
Speaker 1: in the morning. I gotta remember that for the next
Speaker 1: time I'm purposely trying to lie about something, just use
Speaker 1: the line. I can't do it. But if I did,
Speaker 1: you can't blame me for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember it. I mean sure, very very characteristic.
Speaker 1: Though of me. Airtight excuse.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you know I feel like that probably happens
Speaker 2: a lot, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reporting people on the dating apps, I would think,
Speaker 1: just like stuff happens when you're drunk, I guess.
Speaker 2: But it's a good idea though, because then they don't
Speaker 2: have other options if they don't get found if she
Speaker 2: doesn't get found out, it's not opened her big mouth.
Speaker 2: You know, you people in their.
Speaker 1: Biles will be like, come on, I want to delete
Speaker 1: this app. Take me off tender. Yeah, she's like, let
Speaker 1: me help you with I mean, I thought that the
Speaker 1: most stolen thing from this second date was going to
Speaker 1: be the pizza delivery on a ride home, But it
Speaker 1: might actually be reporting the people that you like to
Speaker 1: the dating apps so they can't meet anybody else.
Speaker 2: I like though, yeah, I can do that one as
Speaker 2: a married person, still be on the up and up.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they have an excel for you and the kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'll invite the pizza guy and see if
Speaker 2: he wants a babysit for.
Speaker 1: A little while. Yeah. Lots of interesting information coming out
Speaker 1: of these second date updates, and you can get your
Speaker 1: own if you email us, we'll call that person who
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. Make sure you check out all
Speaker 1: of our second date podcasts. They're up wherever you get
Speaker 1: yours at Brooken Jefferies, Brooke
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the Morning.