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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins

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Speaker 1: calling from Is this Joan? Yeah? Hi? Hi? How are

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Speaker 1: you good? Are you excited? Graduations coming up? Oh my god? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This has been a lifelong dream and my grandfather was

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Speaker 1: a clown and going to you know, learning how to

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Speaker 1: be professional going through this has been amazing. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: we are one of the premier clown schools in the nation.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of that, I needed to call you and

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Speaker 1: talk to you about something that just came to our attention, okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's regarding you and our school and you graduating

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Speaker 1: our school to go on to a very successful career

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Speaker 1: as a clown. What day was going on? Wait? What

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Speaker 1: is going on? Exactly? You? We didn't get your SAT

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Speaker 1: scores and we realized that you did not furnish that,

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Speaker 1: so we cannot let you graduate without those. Also, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how you were admitted to the school about them,

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Speaker 1: so that was not even required on the application. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? What are you talking about? SAT? Are

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Speaker 1: you what are you talking about? I mean, look, this

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Speaker 1: is obviously no I'm not saying anything bad about the school.

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Speaker 1: I love the school. It's a very prestigious program. But

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Speaker 1: the reality is I never took my SATs because I

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Speaker 1: was literally going to county school. So I think if

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Speaker 1: I heard you right, and you didn't take the SAT

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Speaker 1: when you got out of high school because you knew

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Speaker 1: that you were going to go onto a career as

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Speaker 1: a clown, and somehow you got accepted to our program,

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Speaker 1: and nobody asked you for your SAT scores. So you

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Speaker 1: don't have those scores, do you? Yes, you understand me correctly, Yes,

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Speaker 1: yes I did. There's no shame in that. Do now

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Speaker 1: shame me on that I did not take because I

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Speaker 1: knew what my future was going to be. Is not

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Speaker 1: my fault that your people failed to ask me for

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Speaker 1: something I apply. Oh, let me work with you here

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Speaker 1: because I want you to graduate. And I can tell

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Speaker 1: you're passionate about clowning, and that's really what we want

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Speaker 1: above all things. We want to go to sad score,

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Speaker 1: of course, but really we need a passion for clown

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Speaker 1: and you don't have the scores. So are you able

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Speaker 1: to if you can? Oh my god, my brain is

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Speaker 1: going to explode. I don't need a recap. Can you

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Speaker 1: just please tell me what I need to do, what

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Speaker 1: needs to be done, I will do it. Are you

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Speaker 1: able to go? Oh? Are you able to Oh? My god,

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Speaker 1: my head hurt? Are you able to speak? Are you

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Speaker 1: guys going to get them? Yes? Yes, I was processing

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Speaker 1: to my head. Sorry about that. Are you able to

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Speaker 1: go back to high school and take the SATs am

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Speaker 1: I able to travel back in time to five years

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Speaker 1: ago and go back to high school? Seriously, that's your solution?

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Speaker 1: That's okay? Okay, Well, the only other way that we

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Speaker 1: can let you graduate is to get gored by Bruno.

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Speaker 1: What did you think gor? Did you say gore? Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about we are a clown school and um

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Speaker 1: and of course that involves rodeo clowns, and we've had

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Speaker 1: this happened before. And what we'll do is we'll put

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Speaker 1: you in a ring with Bruno the bowl and let

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Speaker 1: him gore you a few times. Then we can probably

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Speaker 1: just let well, I don't know if you'll be able

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Speaker 1: to walking in, but you can walk in graduation? Are

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Speaker 1: you sting kidding me right now? Seriously, you're like this

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Speaker 1: prestigious school and you're telling me that I have to

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Speaker 1: stand there and be gord by a bull. Nope, nope, nope.

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Speaker 1: What's gonna happen here is you're gonna give me a refund.

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Speaker 1: You are going to refund what I said, my entire tuition.

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Speaker 1: I want to refund to this year of my life

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Speaker 1: I have wasted with you people. These are not a joke. Well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll just let you know that it is actually

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Speaker 1: a joke, because this is actually Jewel from Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend. Barry

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Speaker 1: set you up, sweet mother gods gonna kill him. He

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Speaker 1: said that you are about to graduate clown school and

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Speaker 1: he's very excited for you, and he wanted us to

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Speaker 1: make you think that you weren't going to graduate. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I was just not a Stressel is getting

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Speaker 1: gored by a bull named Bruno true or or the

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Speaker 1: sat is Actually the SATs are a little bit more

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Speaker 1: stressl than that. I think. I was, like, what the

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