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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five.

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Speaker 2: Hour energy bottles did you count in the trash can?

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Speaker 1: I think it was eleven? Oh guys, fifty five hours energy?

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Speaker 2: My god.

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Speaker 1: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel

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Speaker 1: for his parody song. Today's song of the week is

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Speaker 1: in well today's podcast. There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 3: You're ready for some good news bad news. Okay, it's

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Speaker 3: broken Jeffrey in the morning. Good news morning rush hour

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Speaker 3: traffic isn't really a thing anymore.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's good for everybody else, but bad for radio.

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Speaker 4: Well, wow, that's not the bad news.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's not that we're gonna lose our jobs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bad news. Rush hour now lasts all day.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, the window right now looks pretty busy.

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Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, a recent study found there

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Speaker 3: aren't as many cars out on the roads before ninety

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Speaker 3: anymore because people don't have to drive into work early

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Speaker 3: every single day now thanks to your flexible work schedules

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Speaker 3: and whatnot. Now, instead, a lot of cities are seeing

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Speaker 3: a sort of long lasting mini rush hour where things

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Speaker 3: get mildly congested all throughout the middle of the day,

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Speaker 3: from nine am all the way till five.

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Speaker 1: Pm, all day traffic.

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Speaker 4: All day long.

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Speaker 3: You would think spreading it out would mean there would

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Speaker 3: never be a heavy rush hour period, but nope, they say.

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Speaker 3: The reason is public transportation never fully rebounded after the pandemic,

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Speaker 3: so there's actually more cars out on the roads now

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Speaker 3: and more Traffic's.

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Speaker 1: Correct, I think some days are worse choice where Thursdays

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Speaker 1: are the worst. So we're dying. You're doing bad We're

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Speaker 1: making bad choices.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's bad for you, it's bad for us, it's

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Speaker 3: bad for everything.

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Speaker 1: This is kind of wild, like when I drive home

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Speaker 1: from work at two o'clock, when we go home, it's

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Speaker 1: been traffic, saying like I get stuck in legit traffic,

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Speaker 1: and that never happened before the panels.

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Speaker 5: This means the company's gonna make us work nine to

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Speaker 5: five now, Jeff, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The shows all day.

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Speaker 3: That would be the smart decision to do. But no,

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Speaker 3: we're not gonna make that choice. We're gonna stay right

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Speaker 3: here in the morning when nobody is listening.

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Speaker 4: It's our face. It's our new normal, just like our

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Speaker 4: normal is shocking each other with the dogs. Jack Collar. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: never used to do that before in my life, but

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Speaker 4: now it's every single day and I love it. Jake,

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Speaker 4: give us our new normal.

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Speaker 6: Today is the day back in sixteen twenty when the

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Speaker 6: Mayflower set sail from England with one hundred and two

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Speaker 6: pilgrims and thirty crew and a family.

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Speaker 3: They left mid rush hour across the ocean, bumper to bumper, bumper,

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Speaker 3: so many boats.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if only the ocean was bigger.

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Speaker 6: One of the most famous voyages in American history. In fact,

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Speaker 6: it was number two on a recent list of famous voyages.

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Speaker 4: Number one was the Titanic. And everyone knows what happened

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Speaker 4: with the Titanic. That's how he imented. Crushed ice ran

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Speaker 4: right into the glacier. That's where it comes from.

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Speaker 6: Crushed ice from nineteen fourteen, and the rest is history.

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Speaker 6: That's why to honor the Mayflower, we're doing a special

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Speaker 6: Famous Ships and Boats edition of.

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Speaker 4: Twenty of My grandpa would go crazy for this. Second.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with the woman who paddleboards around the big

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Speaker 6: party yachts and isn't jealous of them at all.

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis. Alexis.

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Speaker 6: What's the legendary pirate ship of Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Speaker 4: You have to say it in a pirate voice too.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the Black Pearl. You got to say

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Speaker 1: it in a pirate voice. You know what's a pirate voice? Uh?

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Speaker 4: Black Pearl six. Don't you patronize me like said black Pearl?

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Speaker 8: That is?

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Speaker 6: That's you're doing well so far? Brooke the fictional boat

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Speaker 6: from the TV show Gilligan's Island.

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Speaker 4: What boat is that?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I remember this?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you remember the boat song?

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Speaker 7: I can feature vividly in.

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Speaker 1: Black and d well it was in color.

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Speaker 4: That show was in color. You watched it on a

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Speaker 4: black and white TV.

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Speaker 7: The beginnings and black and white and the intro.

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Speaker 4: Everything in black and away.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was a latchkey kid and that was

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Speaker 1: on in the summer during the day, like next to

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Speaker 1: chips and prices, right, ss A hoy.

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Speaker 4: Said ss A hoy.

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Speaker 6: That is incorrect. We're looking for the ss minnow know

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Speaker 6: we're over to Jose. Need a number from you please?

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Speaker 7: Twelve? Oh it wasn't the song.

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Speaker 6: Number twelve, the three ships used by Columbus on his boy.

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Speaker 7: I only know from the song from boats and Hose.

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Speaker 9: Nina the Pinta the Santa Maria.

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Speaker 4: Santa Maria is correct.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're over to Jeffrey number three. Number three Jeffrey,

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Speaker 6: a British ocean liner that served as a troop ship

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Speaker 6: in World War Two. Sounds tough, but it's a very

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Speaker 6: famous ship.

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Speaker 4: What's the name of the ship.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I I'm assuming that my family, like ancestors,

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Speaker 3: probably owned at least a portion of the boat.

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Speaker 10: You know how that goes.

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Speaker 1: Is it docked now and they do performances on it?

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Speaker 4: I may it might be because.

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Speaker 1: My magician grandfather did a show on this close.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Okay, they're on the Mayflower too. Yeah, you're on all

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Speaker 4: the famous boat. Okay, none of the name.

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Speaker 3: Might not come to me, but I feel it's like

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Speaker 3: the Carpenteria.

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Speaker 6: The carpenter Rea is incorrect. I was looking for the

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Speaker 6: Queen Mary.

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Speaker 4: I believe it's haunted.

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Speaker 1: Now he's hanging out there.

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Speaker 4: We're back to Alexis now.

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Speaker 6: This ship was named the Constitutional Schooner and was owned

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Speaker 6: by a very famous American in seventeen seventy five.

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Speaker 4: What was his name?

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Speaker 6: Oh, a very famous American from seventeen seventy five.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's gonna be some president or something right.

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Speaker 3: We didn't have a president in seventeen seventy five. The

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Speaker 3: country wasn't even founded yet.

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Speaker 11: But yeah, seventy six.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say, just think old rich white guy.

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Speaker 2: If he's owning a ship, famous old I don't know

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Speaker 2: who it is.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know who?

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Speaker 7: I would?

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Speaker 6: I have a gas was President George Washington before he

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Speaker 6: was president?

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Speaker 4: Is exactly right?

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Speaker 1: Are you lying?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: Oh, my great work, Alexis Jose. Sudden death comes down

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Speaker 4: to you. You get it wrong, and Alexis wins. Today's posted.

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Speaker 1: Washington again made a number from the Rose. Did you

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Speaker 1: killing boats?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Like fourteen.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of killing boats, two US battleships sunk during the

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Speaker 6: attack on Pearl Harbor. One was the USS Oklahoma, the

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Speaker 6: other was the USS.

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Speaker 7: What, oh, man, Do I got to pick a state?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what you do.

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Speaker 7: If it's a trick question and it's USS Washington, d.

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Speaker 3: C Province Puerto Rico, maybe US is wom I would

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 4: We have options.

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Speaker 7: Let's go with USS Texas.

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Speaker 4: Baby Will Jose said, USS Texas.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 4: Incorrect. We're looking for the USS Arizona.

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Speaker 6: The Arizona and that means Alexis has won the famous

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Speaker 6: Ships and Boats of twenty.

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Speaker 3: All right, Alexis or Queen Mary of this round of

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Speaker 3: the shock collar questions, you get to choose you get

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Speaker 3: shocked while singing Pirate's Life.

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Speaker 1: For me, brook All, I mean your family the boats

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Speaker 1: full circle and I didn't do well.

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Speaker 7: Brooks family also were pirates here.

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Speaker 1: Yo ho yo ho, A Pirate's life for me. Wee pillage, plunder,

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Speaker 1: we rifle, A little drink up me.

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Speaker 2: How is your whole wow?

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Speaker 4: Of course she had to act like she was holding

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Speaker 4: a beer style and while she was sitting.

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Speaker 1: Was also acting like I'm drunk acting that's totally not real.

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Speaker 4: Let's get out of here. That's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 4: The day your phone tapps coming up in just a

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: So how crazy is this? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning. Nostalgic school supplies.

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Speaker 4: Are in this year? Really okay?

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Speaker 3: Like what when I say in, I mean trendy in

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Speaker 3: that includes multi colored big pens.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure?

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Speaker 4: Cool t I eighty four calculators.

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Speaker 2: Cool wait they're using those?

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Speaker 1: I guess they would have to or those are really expensive? One?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are for the classes you were never.

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Speaker 7: Much you have to get.

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Speaker 3: Also, crapper keepers the coolest.

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Speaker 1: Dude five star is still killing it in the school section.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: Also, cell phones are out beepers back in Yes, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, I need to buy my old pagers.

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Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. That's not true, but I love you excited.

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Speaker 3: But seriously, more schools are banning cell phones, not just

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Speaker 3: to get kids to pay attention in class, but so

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Speaker 3: that they'll actually interact with their peers.

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Speaker 1: Are high put it in a pocket at the front

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Speaker 1: of every classroom. Actually, it's becoming a law all over

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Speaker 1: the country.

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Speaker 4: If you don't, the kids just won't talk or look

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Speaker 4: at each other. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I reckon read this whole thing that during the

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Speaker 1: pandemic they forgot how to socialize and then they never remember.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too sometimes.

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Speaker 3: But let's not stop there. What about back to school

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Speaker 3: fashion right now?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you straight out of nineteen ninety Yoga

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Speaker 1: pants and leggings are out.

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Speaker 3: Sweatpants and loose denim jackets in Okay. Number one hot

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Speaker 3: clothing item for teens Abercrombie's popover.

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Speaker 4: Hoodie in Camo.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have a picture of AB's Camo is so cute?

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Speaker 7: Was like, Oh, I forgot about these.

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Speaker 1: It's camo. I can't see it.

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Speaker 4: Stanley cups are out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's old.

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Speaker 4: Mom drinking stuff. What's in? Oh wala?

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Speaker 3: And hydro flask cups?

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Speaker 4: If you aren't cup shaming other people, are you even cool?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to have a paper cup with coffee and

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Speaker 5: right now, yeah, gross.

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Speaker 7: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: And finally, factual news stories are out.

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Speaker 4: Laser Stories is.

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Speaker 3: You know where the cool kids are going to be

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Speaker 3: coming up next? Brand new Laser stories be there. Unless

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Speaker 3: you drink from a Stanley, then go to Ben Shapina

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Speaker 3: was podcast.

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Speaker 4: That's the sticking part.

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Speaker 3: Of Prince William County, Virginia. Twenty four year old man

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they both moved into his father's basement.

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Speaker 3: Because Aaron's dad is an avid lottery player and recently

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Speaker 3: When he redeemed the ticket, he said, quote, I have

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Speaker 3: I don't know, because Aaron said he wants to buy

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Speaker 7: All right, bro, you're gonna be right back in.

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Speaker 4: Dad game, low, Aaron.

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Speaker 3: three year old man named John Sturgeon was driving around

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Speaker 4: Jeff, you coming on to mag girl, I'll show you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what toxic I mean when he's driving

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Speaker 3: Guys, dash cam got it on video. You can hear

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Speaker 3: John ask if he thinks he's tough, the guy responseing,

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Speaker 7: It's better than nice.

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Speaker 3: Last year they hadn't tracked him down yet, but people

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Speaker 4: Nice car, bro. This is the car that can't take

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Speaker 7: What did he do when someone says not nice car?

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Drive Through Dining headquarters.

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Speaker 3: There's big time rumors out there that the fast food

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, that'd be the most brilliant thing ever.

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Speaker 4: And we know that because a memo was leaked online

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Speaker 7: They gotta give toys and stuff.

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Speaker 3: And if you've never seen the show, it might be

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's true, people can think of.

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Speaker 3: But it's a premium cheeseburger top with fresh produce and

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Speaker 5: But like if SpongeBob doesn't cook it, it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: Do you think all the cooks have to dress this SpongeBob.

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Speaker 1: How much do you.

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Speaker 5: Think, mister Crabs is allowing them to sell for because

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Speaker 7: A penny picture.

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Speaker 4: Yeah this economy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah maybe maybe Brook you need to do a Krabby

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Speaker 1: Wendy's is my hands down favorite favorite fast food restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I will I will not ruin it for right. I

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Speaker 1: love those square patties so much.

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Speaker 4: It's like, oh that makes sense, square patties for SpongeBob

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Speaker 4: Good job, Wendy's.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it'll be in the actual media release when they

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Speaker 3: Next Lazer Stories out of Luxury Lands. I'm not joking

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Speaker 3: when I say this, but Lamborghini is releasing its first

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Speaker 12: Jack.

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Speaker 4: Here's the photos.

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Speaker 3: They're billing it as the world's most exclusive pushchair for

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Speaker 1: This looks exactly like every other stroller that I've ever seen,

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Speaker 7: I just hope they have a little key bop so

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Speaker 1: It around little Lamborghini jacket.

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Speaker 4: And how much they're going to cost. Likely in the

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Speaker 1: Lamborghini was cheap, and.

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Speaker 3: Lamborghini says they're producing an extremely limited number of them,

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I just have one question, though, if you buy this,

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Speaker 3: that time means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 3: for the day.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If you ask any teacher what's the number one thing

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Speaker 4: you love about your job? What do you think they

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that those would be up there, jeff Well,

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Speaker 2: why would they ask for?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's all the red tape they have to go

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Speaker 4: Ah, that is so fun, you know.

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Speaker 3: If I had to guess, I bet the teacher's number

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Speaker 3: one favorite thing is the overbearing parents who demand they

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Speaker 4: Oh they love that luckily.

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Speaker 3: A brand new survey asked educators from around the country

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Speaker 3: to share the most unhinged requests parents have ever given

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Speaker 3: to their school. And you won't believe what one mom

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it coming up. Kids all over the

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Speaker 3: It's the return of annoying parents making teachers jobs way

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: And look, I know you mean well when you emailed

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Speaker 3: recess to burn off the fourteen sugary cereals you fed

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Speaker 3: think maybe you're the problem, Maybe.

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Speaker 4: That was your fault.

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Speaker 3: New survey asked teachers from all fifty states for the

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Speaker 3: right to the teacher responses. This one says, I had

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Speaker 3: She said her child came home crying and was completely

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Speaker 1: That happen the first week. It can be scary.

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Speaker 4: Why because I wrote on the chalkboard using my left

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Speaker 4: So she asked if I could switch hands while teaching.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, let me just do that, let me

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Speaker 4: She does have a point, oh does she?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, left handers get out hitler.

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Speaker 3: Famously left handed. So if you want to teach the

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Speaker 3: It is a free country.

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Speaker 1: Is that actually a fact?

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Speaker 4: That's true?

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Speaker 3: Famously left handed, So careful what you're teaching your children anyway.

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Speaker 3: Another teacher said, I've been in education for over a decade,

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Speaker 3: and hands down, the craziest question I ever received is

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Speaker 4: I teach third grade? Oh my god, Brook, what grade

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Speaker 4: is your son in?

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Speaker 1: Second?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so it's still acceptable at second grade grade?

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Speaker 1: Mommy's coming during second recess? By the buddy bed, There.

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Speaker 4: Is no way, This teacher rode.

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Speaker 3: We had a family who just moved their child from

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Speaker 3: I could prepare their son a cup of hot tea.

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Speaker 4: Each morning when he arrives. They had a lot of

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Speaker 4: rude awakenings that year. Yeah, do they not.

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Speaker 1: Do the tea? Doesn't happen in public school. I know

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, wonder the test scores are so much lower.

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Speaker 1: Now we ended up in the same place, Jeff, So

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that private school worked out for you.

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Speaker 3: One mother really thought she was making me a great

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Speaker 3: month if I would make her child lunch for him

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Speaker 3: every day and bring it to school. She said, I

456
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Speaker 3: know teachers are poor, so the extra two dollars per

457
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Speaker 3: meal could be really beneficial to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so insulting to say that.

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Speaker 4: It is so much in God, but I mean, take

460
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Speaker 4: the free money. Sure.

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Speaker 3: These are the most bizarre and unhinged requests that parents

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Speaker 3: have ever made to teachers at their schools.

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Speaker 7: Can I say mine? Like you guys know.

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Speaker 4: This is from your mom to your teacher.

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Speaker 1: Was unhinged?

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Speaker 7: Mom My mom did this?

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Speaker 5: I have extreme add And when I was in I

468
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Speaker 5: want to say fourth grade, I was playing little league

469
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Speaker 5: baseball and I'm always distracted. We're had to do a test,

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Speaker 5: so I had permission to get my ball and glove

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Speaker 5: and go outside and throw the ball against the building

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Speaker 5: a tennis ball and play baseball.

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Speaker 7: And just myself for.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes and miss all of class.

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Speaker 5: And no because then I had permission to stay late

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Speaker 5: after class because I needed more time.

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Speaker 4: So all the time I need it.

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Speaker 7: On my test, it was great.

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Speaker 5: So I highly recommend you get lawyers involved in your

480
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Speaker 5: children's lives. Well, my mom's always like, yeah, well, you know,

481
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Speaker 5: we know the eighty A Act, and I know a

482
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Speaker 5: lot of lawyers, so they'll do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure you're the only kid in school

484
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Speaker 1: that had adds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, throwing a baseball ball, Jose was patient zero for

486
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Speaker 3: eighty Yeah. This teacher wrote in there's a lot of

487
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Speaker 3: kids who need extra help regulating their emotions in elementary school.

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Speaker 1: We're going back to Jose's story.

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Speaker 3: There's a different one that says one mother told me

490
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Speaker 3: that when her son gets worked up, he likes to

491
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Speaker 3: be rubbed down with vanilla scented lotion and said she

492
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Speaker 3: was sending a big bottle along with her kid.

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Speaker 7: Smell the vanilla. Just smell the vanilla.

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Speaker 1: You have the kid take a shirt off to get.

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Speaker 4: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 4: It's so bold. And another one says one year, a

498
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Speaker 4: dad actually told me you can't penalize my son for

499
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Speaker 4: plagiarizing his science fare project because I did that part

500
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Speaker 4: for him. So it's my fault.

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Speaker 1: It's my work, not his.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dad of the year.

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Speaker 3: Right, we're talking about the most bizarre and unhinged requests

504
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Speaker 3: that parents have ever made to their teachers.

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Speaker 1: They are they're serving right now.

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Speaker 3: This one says, I got an email from a mother saying,

507
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Speaker 3: will you please keep a roll of Charman ultrasoft in

508
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Speaker 3: the classroom for my son so he could use it

509
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Speaker 3: for bathroom trips. He doesn't like the school issued toilet

510
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Speaker 3: paper that they have in the bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: Due I actually had this cover station with my kid

512
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Speaker 1: last year. He was in first grade, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: I wait till I get oh mom. Yeah, he goes

514
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Speaker 1: that toilet paper is rough, and it's like.

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Speaker 7: It's like not even single play, it's like a quarter.

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Speaker 1: Again, this is public school jeff little yeah.

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Speaker 4: Right, and a butler in every bathroom.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Finally, the number one most ridiculous, unhinged thing a parent

520
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Speaker 3: has ever said to a school faculty member. This one

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Speaker 3: says I had a freshman's dad complained to the principle

522
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Speaker 3: about me. He said, it was unacceptable for me to

523
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Speaker 3: be that heavily pregnant while at school because it reminds

524
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Speaker 3: all the young male students of what I had been

525
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Speaker 3: doing to make that happen.

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Speaker 7: Oh, this isn't the grossest projection. You are the only

527
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Speaker 7: one thinking pregnant woman and think that is so ross?

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Speaker 1: Like, how did she get there?

529
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Speaker 4: Those were the craziest things parents have ever said to

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Speaker 4: their kids teachers.

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Speaker 8: That was good.

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Speaker 3: Now, mom and dad, do you have something to aspire

533
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Speaker 3: to in the upcoming calendar years?

534
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: Dude, I know we're going to get so many texts

535
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Speaker 1: from teachers that are listening right now.

536
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,479
Speaker 4: Ya hear some good one dexident seventy five nine two.

537
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 4: Your phone TAP's coming up right.

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00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 8: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

539
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 3: Our own Brook Fox is notoriously bad with names. Oh yeah,

540
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: it does not matter if she met this person five

541
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Speaker 3: years ago or five seconds ago.

542
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. It's gone.

543
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Speaker 1: I was introducing myself to a listener three times in

544
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Speaker 1: the matter of an hour. I felt so bad. They're like,

545
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Speaker 1: I literally met you fifteen minutes ago.

546
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 4: Are you having a stroke? So when Brooke meets people,

547
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 4: has she faked it before?

548
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Speaker 7: Oh?

549
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course yes, we've seen that.

550
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Speaker 3: And today we put that theory to the test. When

551
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 3: we call a guy and act like we know him

552
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: very well, but he has no idea who's on the

553
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: other line? Will he play along and put tend to

554
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 3: know us back? You're gonna find out in your phone.

555
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 3: Tap right now.

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00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 10: Hello.

557
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Rudy, Rudy.

558
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, Hi, oh Ue, Oh my god, it's you.

559
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 4: I can't believe it. Sorry, who's this?

560
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:25,959
Speaker 8: Who?

561
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 7: It's Smitty.

562
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 4: Smitty?

563
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 7: Yes, ect.

564
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so good to hear your voice.

565
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 12: Sorry, do we know each other?

566
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Speaker 6: Do we?

567
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 8: Oh?

568
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 4: My god, you're so just as funny as before. Man, Wow,

569
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 4: oh dude, yeah, oh my god, dude. You know you

570
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 4: know who is not gonna believe that this is you

571
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 4: on the phone. Who's not good? Just hold on one second,

572
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 4: hold on, Hey, Michelle, what Michelle get in here? Oh

573
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 4: my god, Michelle, guess who's on the phone.

574
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 7: Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Yes, see Rudy, see Rudy talk to him.

575
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's no way this is Rudy.

576
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 10: Ah, I miss.

577
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's you. Shut the front door, Ronnie,

578
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: you old son of a gun. How many years has

579
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: a been?

580
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 12: I literally have no idea time?

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Speaker 4: Right?

582
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Speaker 10: Am I?

583
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: Right time?

584
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 7: God?

585
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 4: You didn't forget about me, did you? Of course?

586
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 8: Not right?

587
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you will be hanging there for a second.

588
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 7: Jokester, Oh my god.

589
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: Do you know who is gonna freak out like die

590
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: when they hear you're on the phone, you know, Jimmy?

591
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 7: Ohay, j Jimmy, jim here.

592
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: You I'm never gonna believe who I'm talking to right now.

593
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 7: Seriously, hit the bank, tell him I'll pay the bill later.

594
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 7: I know it's late.

595
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

596
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 7: It's Rudy. What Yes, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, No freaking way.

597
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, Rudy, is it really you?

598
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

599
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 4: Holy potatoes and parber john Pie. Rudy, you son of

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00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: a How you been great?

601
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 6: Yeah?

602
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: I knew you would be.

603
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 7: You heard them bands?

604
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 9: I actually thought you were dead. I saw it on Facebook. Yeah,

605
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 9: I almost hit the GoFundMe.

606
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 10: I didn't though I was dead.

607
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 9: I told you, I told you, he's so funny. Wait,

608
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 9: oh my god, wait, wait, hold the phone. Someone has

609
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 9: to hear this.

610
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Speaker 7: You know.

611
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Charlotte, Charlotte, arl Oh.

612
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 7: My gosh, Charlie, You're never gonna believe it was on

613
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 7: the phone.

614
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: Rudy freaking you're lying? Hello, who is this?

615
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 4: It's Rudy.

616
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 8: It's really your Oh God, so happy too.

617
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: The best day ever, the kids back together, the games

618
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: back together, here that time.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, yes, I forget with the pickle? Y,

620
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Speaker 11: do you remember the pickle?

621
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Speaker 7: Remember the pickle? Rudy ask him, asking.

622
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Speaker 1: Do you remember the pickle?

623
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Speaker 8: Right?

624
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 10: Yes, of course I remember a pickle.

625
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 4: He's a big deal.

626
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 8: Wow.

627
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: Okay, So who's gonna tell him? I don't want to.

628
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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

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Speaker 7: On earth do you need to call me?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? All right, okay, maybe to.

631
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Speaker 7: What Jeffrey in the Morning.

632
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, what happened?

633
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 7: It's a frank call.

634
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 10: Man.

635
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: You're on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

636
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: the Morning. Your college friend Pat set.

637
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 4: You up for this.

638
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: What Yeah, he said he visited you last week and

639
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: you had kind of a rusty memory, so he thought

640
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 3: we could mess with you.

641
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 4: You guys have no idea.

642
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 5: I had literally no clue what was happening, who these

643
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 5: people were.

644
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Speaker 1: Oh my, I love that you just went along with

645
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: the pickle story.

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00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 12: Yeah.

647
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait before we go, Rudy, just real quick,

648
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 4: tell us one more joke from back in the day.

649
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Speaker 7: That's gonna be good.

650
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 12: I'm literally speechless still.

651
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 8: Wake up Every morning was funk Taps weekday mornings on

652
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Speaker 8: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

653
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: The thing people always say about love, and it's true

654
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 3: is you never can predict when or where the magic

655
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Speaker 3: is gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Sweet.

657
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 3: It could be at a bar, could be in the

658
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Speaker 3: parking lot of a Golden Corral. It could be on

659
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Speaker 3: The Moury Show after he declares you are the.

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Speaker 1: Father, Yeah you did.

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00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: Things have happened well.

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00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: Today, one of our listeners says his most meaningful hangout

663
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Speaker 3: happened with a woman while they were on a walk

664
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Speaker 3: in the.

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Speaker 4: Woods together and his pants came down.

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00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: He swears it was totally innocent for me, it normally is.

667
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 3: But we're gonna find out how that happened. Then your

668
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: brand new second date up.

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Speaker 4: It's right, it's coming up next, second date update.

670
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: The great outdoors, the perfect place to hike around, get

671
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 3: mosquito bites, the size of cinnamon rolls.

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Speaker 4: I actually like find a body and maybe even fall

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Speaker 4: in love.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the body's alive. You guys, just don't need to

675
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: assume you got it.

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Speaker 3: That's what one of our listeners says happened while he

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Speaker 3: was working out a summer camp, the falling in love part,

678
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 3: not the body part, because he got a big crush

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Speaker 3: on another counselor Oh my god, are we.

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00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: Talking to two sixteen year olds right now?

681
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Speaker 7: So funny?

682
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: Well, he wrote us in email, he agreed to be

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Speaker 3: on the phone with us today. His name is Maurice.

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00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 3: So Maurice, welcome to the show. How you doing man?

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Speaker 12: Hey, guys, Maurice, is your real name?

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Speaker 7: What's your camp counselor name?

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Speaker 1: Bro cowboy Maurice.

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Speaker 12: I was like, guys, like, I'm really sorry. I just

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Speaker 12: I don't think I can do this anymore. I know

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Speaker 12: I was the one who wrote unto you, but I'm

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Speaker 12: just staying like I'm gonna wait the time.

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Speaker 7: Wait, oh bro, no, okay, it's a good thing. We're happy, excited.

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Speaker 4: To talk we're here for you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, it's no big deal.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: If it's a big deal, we'll make it a big deal.

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Speaker 1: That's all we do.

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Speaker 7: We have to air something.

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Speaker 1: We blow everything out of proportion and make it a

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Speaker 1: huge crisis. It's fun.

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Speaker 4: That's a selling point.

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Speaker 3: Clearly something told you, Maurice, that this person that you

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Speaker 3: met was so special, so important, you had to reach

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Speaker 3: out to a morning show. I'm imagining that doesn't happen

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Speaker 3: to you all the time.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe you're right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, look I feel like that that was your

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Speaker 4: soul or your instinct telling you I have to do something.

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Speaker 2: Or he's like I was actually drunk, When.

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Speaker 4: That's an instinct that definitely the alcohol. Sometimes you need

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Speaker 4: to follow that one too.

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Speaker 5: Remember, if someone's not calling you back, the worst thing

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Speaker 5: that can happen is they're still not calling you back.

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Speaker 7: Phone call. You're right where you are now.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point, Jose.

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Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, Okay, thanks

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Speaker 12: for second with me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're here for you, man.

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Speaker 3: So look, we'll go slow because we don't know the

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Speaker 3: entire story or any of this story. But let's start

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Speaker 3: with what's this other counselor's name.

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Speaker 12: So her name is Lana.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and are you nervous right now because something weird

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Speaker 3: happened between you and Lana while you're at camp.

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Speaker 10: Kind of kind of can you.

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Speaker 1: Walk us through what happened, what your relationship is like.

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Speaker 12: So a couple of the kids saw us talking behind

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Speaker 12: the dining hall, and they knew I had a crush

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Speaker 12: on her. So they're chanting like, oh, they're gonna kiss,

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Speaker 12: They're gonna kiss.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, campers.

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Speaker 4: He carved their initials into a tree, like Okay.

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Speaker 12: Whenever they were like little times that I could hang

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Speaker 12: out and everything with her, you know, they would see me,

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Speaker 12: so it was pretty obvious.

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Speaker 1: That's actually kind of cute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going back to that moment.

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Speaker 3: Did you kiss her while the kids were all chanting

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Speaker 3: behind the dining hall?

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Speaker 1: You can't do it, then, everyone I've worked as a

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Speaker 1: camp counselor before that is definitely frowned.

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Speaker 4: Up, like frowning upon it would stop Brook.

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Speaker 12: Jeez, Definitely, we did not do that. I just think

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Speaker 12: it might have made her feel really weird about things.

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Speaker 1: And if she has our counselor. She knows how kids are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was the weird moment for you behind

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Speaker 3: the dining hall. That's what you're worried about.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, so that's probably it. That's probably the reason why.

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Speaker 12: And I don't even want to call her any any more.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry. I just I just know what she's gonna say.

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Speaker 1: No, you got bullied by some eight year olds. Man,

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Speaker 1: You've got to stand up for yourself. You can't let

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Speaker 1: that be the moment that defines your relationship with her.

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Speaker 7: In his defense, eight year olds are mean, bro.

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Speaker 3: And look, camp is a tough place to act on

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Speaker 3: your crushes because you're working around the children all day.

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Speaker 3: It's not like you have a lot of breaks in

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Speaker 3: free times and stuff.

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Speaker 4: So I mean, like, what.

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Speaker 2: If she's like right now thinking about you.

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Speaker 4: Maybe did she know that you had those feelings.

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Speaker 12: I mean there was this arts and crafts thing I did.

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Speaker 12: I made her like a twig bracelet.

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Speaker 7: I love that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cute, not even like whatever.

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Speaker 3: They don't have the flowers, they don't have access to

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Speaker 3: diamonds out in the.

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Speaker 1: Bring it bracelet do this.

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Speaker 4: Let's not bracelet shame him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sure it was a really nice twig bracelet.

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Speaker 2: What did she say when you gave it to her?

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Speaker 12: She just spanked me and everything. I mean, it was

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Speaker 12: it was like it was my thing.

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Speaker 4: Big but it's cute.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did an actual date ever happen between the two of you?

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Speaker 3: Or was everything just small interactions at the camp site?

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Speaker 10: Good question.

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Speaker 12: The closest thing we had to one on one time

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Speaker 12: was this nature walk we went on where I pulled

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Speaker 12: my pants down.

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Speaker 4: Wait what.

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Speaker 12: Only because I had to go pee in the woods

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Speaker 12: and I made her turn around?

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Speaker 4: Turn around? Why does you have to turn around? Are

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Speaker 4: you two feet away from her?

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Speaker 1: The real question is what grown man pulls down his camp.

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Speaker 4: All the way to the floor.

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Speaker 12: I was away away behind a tree, but I didn't

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Speaker 12: want to risk your seeing anything.

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Speaker 7: Of a tree.

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Speaker 3: It's funny that when I asked about awkward moments, you

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Speaker 3: led with the kids channing for the kissing and not

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Speaker 3: the the pants down in the woods.

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Speaker 1: The kids weren't there, and it sounds like maybe she

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Speaker 1: wasn't that close.

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Speaker 4: Right far away? Okay, Well what happened after that?

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Speaker 12: So everything was flying after that. But at the end

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Speaker 12: of the walk, I was saying we should hang out

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Speaker 12: outside of camp, she said, okay, but now she won't

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Speaker 12: even answer my text.

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Speaker 1: I just have an image of you bending. I haven't

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Speaker 1: even seen you bending all the way over to your

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Speaker 1: ankles and pulling your pants back.

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Speaker 3: I have that image in my head too, and I'm

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Speaker 3: going to keep it with me for a long long time,

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Speaker 3: use it whenever I need it. In the meantime, let's

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Speaker 3: reach out to Lana for you and try and get

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Speaker 3: you a second Date update. We're not gonna chant, like

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Speaker 3: kiss or go out on a date or any pressure

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Speaker 3: at all.

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Speaker 1: Very very mature, very adult, a.

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Speaker 3: Grown up adult edition of Second Date Update. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: do it when we come back right after.

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Speaker 4: This Second Date update. You know, we almost didn't make

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Speaker 4: it to part two of this Second Date.

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Speaker 2: We didn't make it, almost didn't make it to the

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Speaker 2: end of part one.

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Speaker 4: That's what I meant.

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Speaker 2: I'm proud of us were finishing the first part.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying because our listener, Maurice almost backed

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Speaker 3: out of the call twice before we even got started

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Speaker 3: with him. And I do understand because he's a little

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Speaker 3: nervous about calling his camp crush Lana.

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Speaker 1: Dude, wouldn't be that. I mean, like calling the crush

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Speaker 1: period is racking. Doesn't matter where.

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Speaker 4: You are, Absolutely, and I should say they were both

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Speaker 4: adult counselors working over the summer together.

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Speaker 2: I do feel like that needs to be an asterisk.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very important to Yeah, but they had a little

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Speaker 4: thing going on, right Brook, Yeah, remind us about some

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Speaker 4: of the romantic things that Maurice did at camp.

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Speaker 1: He made her a lovely bracelet out of twigs, it's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they had an intimate moment behind the dining hall where

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Speaker 1: kids started chanting for them to kiss.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I would call that intimate as

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Speaker 3: much as it was being bullied by children, but yes.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's more timid, half glass full of the situation.

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Speaker 1: And then did a nice lovely walk in the woods. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he may or may not have dropped his pants all

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Speaker 1: the way to the grass.

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Speaker 4: Most good dates end in pants coming off.

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Speaker 1: Now, I don't think that was a date.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we do need to call Laana here and help

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Speaker 3: her see the light, because hopefully she didn't turn around

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Speaker 3: during the pants down situation and see something out in

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Speaker 3: the woods she didn't want, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't really what would you possibly see that,

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Speaker 1: like someone's butt cheeks would make you not want to

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Speaker 1: call them back.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking more of the other side, but who knows.

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Speaker 4: Let's find out and call Lana here, Maurice.

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Speaker 1: Do we make you feel better or worse? Maurice? Okay,

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00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: what's the word? Right where we started?

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Speaker 3: You can't back out of the call now, it's too late.

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00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: I've already started dialing Lana's number, so hopefully she picks up.

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00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 4: There we go, Jef, get started, There we go. Okay, Hello,

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Speaker 4: Hey is this Lana? Yes, hey, Lana. We are a

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Speaker 4: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 12: Hi.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we're going to borrow a couple minutes of your

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Speaker 3: time because we do this segment called the Second Date Update,

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Speaker 3: and we're trying to.

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Speaker 4: Kind of hook you up with one of our listeners.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you didn't technically ever go on a date

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Speaker 2: with him, but yeah, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, Okay, it's a guy that you were a camp

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Speaker 4: counselor with over the summer. His name is Maurice.

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Speaker 13: Oh gosh, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, Maurice asked us to reach out to you because

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00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: he felt there was some sort of connection happening while

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00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 3: you two were working.

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00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 4: What did you think of him you did.

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Speaker 13: I mean, okay, yeah, we were Can't punkers together and

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00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 13: we met there and he seemed nice, like kind of shy,

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00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 13: but cute.

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Speaker 1: And then that's like the same read we got right,

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Speaker 1: thought he.

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00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 4: Was so cute. He's very like a wholesome guy.

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Speaker 1: Totally.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, as time went by, a good sense that he

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Speaker 13: had feelings or was interested.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we heard that there was some like romantic bracelet

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Speaker 3: making that happened.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, I mean.

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Speaker 3: From everything that we're hearing right now, it sounds like

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00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 3: you were definitely entertaining the possibility of a get together

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00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 3: for sure.

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Speaker 4: I mean, what changed? What happened?

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Speaker 13: Well, we we went on this like nature walk together.

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00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, he told us about that.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear what happened.

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Speaker 4: He did mention something awkward.

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Speaker 2: It may not be the same thing that she's sicking though.

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Speaker 13: You know, did he tell you it was in a pouch?

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Speaker 1: What was it a pouch?

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Speaker 4: Like when he when he went to the bathroom, he

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Speaker 4: went in a pouch.

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Speaker 7: He said he had to go number one.

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Speaker 13: Well, yes, that did happen, but that's not what I'm

902
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Speaker 13: talking about.

903
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 14: To do drugs with me, it.

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Speaker 1: Has to be like allergy medicine with this guy, there's drugs.

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Speaker 4: You want to do some bender, some afron? What do

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00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 4: you mean?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

908
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 13: No, Alan brought drugs with him onto our Heike, and

909
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 13: I was like.

910
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: Wait, what kind of drugs?

911
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 7: One of those nature boys? Brook It doesn't matter, it.

912
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 4: Does matter, really hard stuff for more like nature.

913
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: Drugs like recreational.

914
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 7: There we go.

915
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 13: I mean it was a large pouch of drugs.

916
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 4: I did not get that read on him earlier.

917
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Well that's why he's never been busted.

918
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 10: Man.

919
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did he say? I mean, wait, did you say, yeah,

920
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: did you do the drugs?

921
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 11: No?

922
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 14: I said no when I asked him, how did you

923
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 14: even get those?

924
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 13: And he admitted that he confiscated them off one of

925
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 13: the kids.

926
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 4: He took it from a camper, So a kid took

927
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: it from their parents, and then he took it from

928
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 4: Oh okay, wild all that.

929
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: I knew teachers would do that, you know what I mean,

930
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: or camp counselors.

931
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 7: Okay, so hold on, what's the problem there?

932
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 4: I mean drug add.

933
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 8: Okay?

934
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: What if okay, just to play good cop here?

935
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 2: What if he was just trying to be cool.

936
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: It's just so hard for me to wrap my head.

937
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 5: Guy, always occasion.

938
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you honestly, maybe we should stop trying to

939
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 3: save him and let Maurice step in and handle this himself.

940
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: If he's sober.

941
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: Well wait a minute, what do you mean, Because the

942
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: way that this works, Lana is we have the other

943
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 3: guy on the line listening, waiting to talk to you.

944
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 4: So, yeah, he's there. I thank you, Maurice.

945
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 12: Okay, I told you this was a bad idea.

946
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: Tell us you're a drug dealer at a camp.

947
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, a dealer.

948
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: I guess he.

949
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 4: Confiscated them off of a child. Brook he's doing a good.

950
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 12: First of all, you guys keep saying child, but he

951
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 12: was like sixteen.

952
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 7: Different, they were seven year old.

953
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: They are a good drug Yeah, all.

954
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 4: Right, Murrae. You didn't mention any of this when we

955
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 4: talked to you before.

956
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know. I didn't think it would

957
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 12: be such an issue. I mean, obviously they weren't gonna

958
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 12: smoke it. So somebody.

959
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: Logic, is this a normal thing you do? Maurice?

960
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 12: It was a special I mean, doesn't everybody share drugs

961
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 12: with their friends.

962
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 3: You need to talk to Lana because clearly that move

963
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 3: didn't sit well with her.

964
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, it didn't like we're working. You know, these

965
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 13: are underage kids, and that's so wrong.

966
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 4: Like you took it from the kids for you to use, and.

967
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 12: Then would you rather we would have gone back to

968
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 12: their camp and smoked it with them, Like.

969
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you're hearing it, Maurice.

970
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: No, No, it's like how quickly my image can change,

971
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: you know.

972
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 5: Like somebody you're like was going to be kingpin.

973
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well you know the illicit substances aside.

974
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 3: The reason that we're calling is because we thought there

975
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 3: was a connection romantically between the two of you, or

976
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: at least some sort of spark, you know, is that true?

977
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 13: I mean yeah, but then change, like we could have

978
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 13: lost our jobs.

979
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 6: There is a time and a place for that.

980
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 13: I'm a professional and that was not professional behavior to me.

981
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 4: And you sound as paranoid as he does if there's

982
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 4: smoked a bunch of drugs.

983
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: Well, and it doesn't sound like he said anything on

984
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: this phone that his called made you feel better.

985
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 3: I mean, Maurice, look, we're running out of time, so

986
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna ask Lana, would you like to go

987
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 3: on another date with Maurice and we would pay for it.

988
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 3: Pouch left at home, no children around, just you and

989
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 3: Maurice on a sober, romantic evening.

990
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 7: With his pants around his head.

991
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 14: I am sorry. I don't even really do drugs myself.

992
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,479
Speaker 14: It's not my thing, and clearly it's important to him

993
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 14: so that he's willing to get us all kicked out

994
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 14: of camp.

995
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 1: So I mean, Maurice, do you feel bad that you're

996
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: taking the fall for the sixteen year old that originally

997
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 1: had the drugs?

998
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 12: I just I don't really see like what I did wrong.

999
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 4: Like I guess maybe.

1000
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 12: I should have saved them for a first date out

1001
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 12: of camp.

1002
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: Hey, Maury's man, I'm sorry it didn't work out, but

1003
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 3: if you still have that pouch, Jose would definitely like to.

1004
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 4: Meet up with you in a little bit.

1005
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 5: Okay, we can dispose of it.

1006
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 10: That's right, I got you, buddy.

1007
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, connect Suddenly Jose's a camp counselor next summer.

1008
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Man.

1009
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 3: I hate it when three embarrassing things happened during an

1010
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: interaction and the color only mentions two of.

1011
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 4: Them to us.

1012
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: He's not embarrassed by the third.

1013
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 8: Ye.

1014
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 3: There's only so many times I can bring that up, Like,

1015
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: did anything weird?

1016
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 7: Happen.

1017
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 4: Okay, did anything else weird happen? Are you sure you

1018
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 4: didn't bust out a patch of drugs that you confiscated

1019
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 4: off a teenager and offered to do them with your

1020
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 4: date in the woods the other day? Yeah?

1021
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy is one of those guys

1022
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: that's been a camp counselor for ten years, and it's

1023
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: solely for this reason.

1024
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: He gets the he asks to have the bunk with

1025
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 3: the bad kids.

1026
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 2: We never got his camp counselor name either would be too.

1027
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: Much of a giveaway.

1028
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 7: Mushroom.

1029
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but look, it didn't work out for him, doesn't

1030
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 4: mean it can't work out for you.

1031
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, just email the show. We'll call that person who

1032
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: is not calling you back. And for our big portfolio

1033
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 3: of successes, you can find them online wherever you get

1034
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 3: your podcasts. Check out the second dates at Brook and.

1035
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 8: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1036
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 3: If you follow our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,

1037
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 3: by the way, you should go follow it. But you

1038
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: may have seen there's a lot of comments on there

1039
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: saying that I look exactly like NASCAR driver Chase Elliott.

1040
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: I need to search that guy.

1041
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 4: I don't, but I just believe everyone, And I just

1042
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: want to make it clear I'm not him.

1043
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: Okay, we had NASCAR money.

1044
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 4: I've also seen comparisons calling me a more metro Jason Momoa.

1045
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that anyone says.

1046
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 4: It's on there.

1047
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 3: Look at it in the comments, a Jewish Matthew McConaughey,

1048
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 3: at yourself. Few people have called me the white Denzel Washington.

1049
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 4: It's the which look, you are not very very flattering, but.

1050
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: Because you eat, that's what we do.

1051
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 4: But it's not really for me to comment on. It's

1052
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 4: not for me to say. But look, if you've ever wondered,

1053
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 4: what would it sound like to hear a song performed

1054
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 4: by a Momoa, Denzel mcconaugheye, looking like you're in luck because.

1055
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: My brand new song of the week is coming up.

1056
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 3: Your ears are not ready for this. This whole day

1057
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 3: we're doing it. Right after this it is time for

1058
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 3: my song of the week.

1059
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: Why is that music? This is like my favorite part

1060
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: of the day jazz.

1061
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.

1062
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 3: Because my sympathies go out to Brook and alexis here

1063
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 3: and for anybody else out there who has to spend

1064
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 3: the next four months listening to friends family and co

1065
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 3: workers talk about fantasy football.

1066
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: I've covered all. We don't need to keep going about it.

1067
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: I'm money line every day this week I have come

1068
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: into work and our producer is at my desk talking

1069
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: to Jake about some pick he made but he's not

1070
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: sure of. I'm like, you know, the bandwagon ladies try

1071
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 1: to work, get.

1072
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 4: Out of my way.

1073
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 3: Those types of conversations are, how you know it's back?

1074
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Week one of the.

1075
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 3: NFL season kicks off? And personally, do I like fantasy football?

1076
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 8: Yes?

1077
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 4: Not really, Bro, you can't say that you're in my lead.

1078
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 4: Does Jose force me to join his league every single

1079
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 4: year and pay him fifty dollars while I do auto

1080
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 4: draft every time? Absolutely?

1081
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: Because it's not lying the.

1082
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 7: Auto drafts every time.

1083
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: Jose has already told me this year just too can't

1084
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: be auto drafted. It's like pretty well balanced. He's got

1085
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: a bag up. I heard all that.

1086
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 4: Oh so some of it is sinking.

1087
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 10: In for you.

1088
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't always hear him tell ten people.

1089
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, you start to hear it, but I'm glad you're

1090
00:52:59,280 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 7: listening when I talk.

1091
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 3: There are plenty of people out there who find themselves

1092
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 3: coupled up with a fanatic. This person maybe has never

1093
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: actually played any football in their life before, but they

1094
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 3: take managing their make believe team very very seriously.

1095
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: You guys, I have a friend that is on a

1096
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: twelve hundred mile canoe trip right now. This is so wild.

1097
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: Pulled over, cut his day short just so he could

1098
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: draft his fantasy league before he ran out of bars

1099
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: in the wilderness.

1100
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 4: It's a true man, right, that is true crazy.

1101
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 3: But I wanted to sing a song for all the

1102
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 3: ffw's out there, the fantasy football widows. It's gonna be

1103
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 3: a few months before they see their spouses again. It

1104
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 3: doesn't always doesn't always mean ladies. It could be for

1105
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: dudes too, who have to suffer listening to which wideouts

1106
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: got drafted in the tenth round this year and wear

1107
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 3: a total steal. So instead of doing the hit song

1108
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 3: by flow Rider, the club can't handle me.

1109
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 4: It's young Jeffreys.

1110
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 3: I'm stuck on fantasy so I'm gonna point when i'm ready.

1111
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 4: Points.

1112
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 10: Hello baby, Oh.

1113
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 4: I know I'm almost done, but you can't be patient.

1114
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 4: It's been nine months.

1115
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: I don't think a couple more hours is gonna hurt.

1116
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 4: An okay wife? He should know now the next few.

1117
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 15: Months, I'm gonna be zoned down, locked in a football

1118
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 15: fantasy bro down a toxic Matthew Lennon and he show ground.

1119
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 15: Don't talk to me while I'm picking first round.

1120
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 4: The baby's coming, pun. I know you're quote in labor,

1121
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 4: but pipe down, let's get this fantasy footballs.

1122
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 7: He's just started.

1123
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 4: I'll see you, commissioner. I'm the boss.

1124
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 11: I'll pick a person now, Jerry Jones.

1125
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 4: But I'm doing it well.

1126
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 11: Roster stack like cake gott Layers, making you jelly my

1127
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 11: backup players.

1128
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 4: Tax season and I ain't no hell. Football comes on.

1129
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 11: The King of Xtyle, Tier fourteens that I really don't

1130
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 11: care add up stats with the rain man stare.

1131
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 4: Draft Day for me.

1132
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 11: Is Christmas to my wife, It's like a sick nass

1133
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 11: red zone. I'm full of dicted. My drug is Sunday ticket. Yeah,

1134
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 11: I'm watching, I'm focused, I'm yelling. I'm scolding, just run it,

1135
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 11: don't throw it, don't throw this.

1136
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 4: I just got thrown out of my.

1137
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 15: Grandmother's weight because I screams loud after my QB missed

1138
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 15: a short touchdown mid eulogy. I'm cursing my homes out.

1139
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 15: I'm feeling six feet lower than Nan.

1140
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 4: Now I'm going second most points in the league.

1141
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 7: How am I in eighth place?

1142
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 10: Just lower my.

1143
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 4: Whole team in that cold ground.

1144
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 15: Hold on, I can still win if my tight end

1145
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 15: scores eight touchdowns this game.

1146
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 11: Hey, I'm sorry, Han, I can't do chores. Spend on

1147
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 11: Sunday checking on scores, Thursday, Friday and Monday night sports

1148
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 11: Wednesday nights.

1149
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm all yours.

1150
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 11: Take you out on a DAPO show, Buffalo wild Wings,

1151
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 11: hot sauce, hole, hold best on, and we'll talk some mode.

1152
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 11: The lion's game is in a whoa rest. That's a

1153
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 11: whole straight up no doubt, and you're letting him go

1154
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 11: each week. My d scores negative talks, just like the

1155
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 11: mentors sucking my song. Yeah, horrendous defense is like ladas

1156
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 11: get shreded, be headed, regret it, forget it.

1157
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 4: Please know that songhow.

1158
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 15: I swear I'll save that kid before he drowned. But

1159
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 15: first I must set my line up right now, k

1160
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 15: Schefter just ruled my running back out.

1161
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 4: The Wi Fi by the fool is so slow. Wow,

1162
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 4: keep kicking, Brandon. I just need to check the waiver wire.

1163
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 15: So focused on my fantasy right now.

1164
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 4: It looks like somebody's drowning in terrible flex options. This week,

1165
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 4: I'm bragging two.

1166
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 11: Must vows bout I'm in ross ain't brown.

1167
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 4: I know she loves to hear the trade details I'm

1168
00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 4: laying down.

1169
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 11: I'm telling all a fan, they're less important.

1170
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 10: Than than football.

1171
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 4: Nod.

1172
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 11: When the boys are here, it's a locker room atmosphere.

1173
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 11: All of our team names are jokes about boobs and

1174
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 11: balls and bear. This ain't no powdered pump.

1175
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 4: It's high brown football. Stop talking trash through.

1176
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 15: My thro and as I scroll down, excited about the

1177
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 15: players I own. Now my roster's more progressive than flow.

1178
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 6: Wow.

1179
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 15: And since I got Saquon on my role, wud, I

1180
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 15: feel like in real life.

1181
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 4: He's my bro.

1182
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 11: Now he's my real friends.

1183
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 4: I'm like an NFL CEO. Now swin it all.

1184
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 11: Now put your hands up, I'll take the league crown.

1185
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think part that song is a different language. Understand.

1186
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the only reason fantasy football came around

1187
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: is because the NFL wanted all you suckers to care

1188
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: about more than one team. They're like, how can we

1189
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: get them to watch all the games? And they figured

1190
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: it out.

1191
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 4: And then Taylor Switch came along and then they got

1192
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 4: everybody else to y. So everybody better be watching Week

1193
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 4: one NFL kickoff.

1194
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I've never wanted to play fantasy less.

1195
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 4: We'll see in a few months. Broke, that's your song

1196
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 4: in the week text in seventy five nine too, and

1197
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 4: tell us what you thought about it. We're going to

1198
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: post the video up on all of our socials there

1199
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 4: with the lyrics on TikTok, Instagram, everything. Yeah, we're gonna

1200
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 4: want to.

1201
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 8: Brooking. Jeffrey in the Morning.

1202
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 3: Texas seventy five nine two says I love my fantasy

1203
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 3: football team. It takes my mind off my real life,

1204
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 3: crappy job, my lack of finances, and my unexpected weight game.

1205
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 3: Thanks for the escape. Okay, I didn't know Tom Brady listened.

1206
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 4: To our show. It's so nice out happy retirements. Oh no,

1207
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 4: he's not retired anymore. No, it's like million dollars only

1208
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 4: five hundred million, poor guys.

1209
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 1: I bet Giselle's like, why am I with this?

1210
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 12: Broke?

1211
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: Oh wait, they're divorced now, I.

1212
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 4: Forgot no wonder he's so depressed.

1213
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not sure what we're talking about A

1214
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 3: few minutes ago, I did a parody song about fantasy

1215
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 3: football and the toll it's about to take on all

1216
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 3: of our lives. So instead of singing the hit song

1217
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: by flow Rider the club can't handle me, I did

1218
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 3: I'm stuck on Fantasy and it seems like people liked it.

1219
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 4: Broke what are you hearing? On the textport at seventy five.

1220
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: Nine too oh, This one says I'm a fantasy football widow.

1221
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh, And I've been surviving his made up teams

1222
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: for years. No, I get through it. I put in

1223
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: little baileies in my coffee cup every morning as he

1224
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: tells me about his starting lineup. And then she wrote

1225
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: glug glug.

1226
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh well, cheers to you and cheers to everybody for

1227
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 3: the start of the football season, fantasy and real life.

1228
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 3: If you miss it, if you want to hear it again,

1229
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 3: it'll be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page,

1230
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 3: insa and TikTok all of it at Brook and.

1231
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 8: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1232
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 4: There's been a question running through my mind lately, and

1233
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 4: I just I want to know the answer.

1234
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 1: It's with this music. I don't want to know the question.

1235
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 3: The question is who's got a sexier voice, Brooke or myself?

1236
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 7: Oh, I would say you Brooks.

1237
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 4: Say any sentence that you want, as sexy as you

1238
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 4: can say, and I'll say the exact same thing afterwards.

1239
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 4: And then we'll have Leland, who's on the phone today,

1240
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 4: decide who sounds sexier? Leland, are you up for that? Okay? Brook,

1241
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 4: So go ahead say anything.

1242
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: I like just creamer, no sugar in my coffee.

1243
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 4: I like just creamer, no sugar in my coffee. Land,

1244
01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 4: who's sexier?

1245
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's no contact. Jeffer, you got that one.

1246
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 4: I totally didn't pay him to say that. Leland. You're awesome.

1247
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 3: Welcome back to the show Man. You've only played Brook

1248
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 3: once before and it ended in a tie. Wow, what's

1249
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 3: gonna be the difference today?

1250
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 10: I'm gonna get one more answer me.

1251
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: He's got it.

1252
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 3: He didn't say right, No, it's one more answer, and

1253
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 3: that might be the difference. Let's send Brook out of

1254
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 3: the studio and go over the rules real quick. Leland,

1255
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 3: you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as

1256
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: you can. You could say pass if you don't know one,

1257
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 3: but you got to beat Brooke outright.

1258
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 4: If you want to win. Are you ready?

1259
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 10: I'm ready?

1260
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now.

1261
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 3: Today is National Read a book Day, which author wrote

1262
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 3: the Da Vinci Code series A pass. If you're eating

1263
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 3: squab at a French restaurant, what bird are you consuming?

1264
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 3: What team has won back to back Super Bowls in

1265
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three seasons.

1266
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 10: The oh the uh Redskins? No say it cheap?

1267
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 3: What pizza chain sells a trademark to item called crazy bread?

1268
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 4: Oh no, Leland got you got hung up for a

1269
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 4: little long on that one. Brook's coming back into the studio.

1270
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 4: Still have a shot though. Now Leland is a banker,

1271
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 4: it says on my screener.

1272
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 2: Here is a banker.

1273
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm working on it in the hallway. I

1274
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: don't know if I got any better.

1275
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 4: Leland loves two things about banking. Number one, he loves

1276
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 4: the short hours and getting holiday time.

1277
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, every holiday?

1278
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: Why is the bank never opened when I need it

1279
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: to be open? It is actually really frustrating.

1280
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 4: And number two, he likes helping people. Feels like that

1281
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 4: should maybe be number one, but Leland has different priorities.

1282
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,959
Speaker 7: Number three, he likes to steal money.

1283
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: Have you ever been robbed at your bank, Leland.

1284
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 10: Not me personally, but some of the tellers that I've

1285
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 10: been with.

1286
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: Hat that's so scary.

1287
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 4: So you know that was a threat, Brooklyn.

1288
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: But if I say this is sexy voyage, give me

1289
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: all your money?

1290
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, let you and me go to the vaults.

1291
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 1: I mean, would they call it? Cops? If you're really.

1292
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 3: Hot, the cops will tear away pants, Ma Brooks, your

1293
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 3: turn to answer questions?

1294
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 10: Are you ready? I am?

1295
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 4: Your time starts now.

1296
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 3: Today is National Read a Book Day, which author wrote

1297
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: the Da Vinci Code series. Oh, if you're eating squab

1298
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 3: at a French restaurant? What bird are you consuming?

1299
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: Kitchen?

1300
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 3: What team has won back to back Super Bowls in

1301
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three.

1302
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 4: Seasons, Patriots?

1303
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 3: What pizza chain sells a trademarked item called crazy bread?

1304
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 4: Uh?

1305
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: Caesars, Little Caesars.

1306
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 3: The two MLB teams from Chicago are the Cubs and

1307
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:00,439
Speaker 3: what else?

1308
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: MLB?

1309
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 4: Oh?

1310
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: The White Sox.

1311
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 4: Time is up? How did we do? It's time to

1312
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 4: head on over to the scoreboard with Jose Amazing? Here's

1313
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 4: brook bragging again? Fox, Like, what I say? It's okay?

1314
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 7: Leland? You got three correct.

1315
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, Brook, you got.

1316
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 7: One extra question and also free.

1317
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 4: Buzzer beaters Lands. I'm sorry, man, Tie goes to the house.

1318
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 3: That's two ties both times you appeared on the show.

1319
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Read

1320
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,919
Speaker 4: a book Day. The author of the Da Vinci Code

1321
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 4: series is Dan Brown.

1322
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: Guy.

1323
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 7: I would have never thought it, but what you hear it?

1324
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 4: I know, it's such like a basic name, hard to remember.

1325
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 3: If you're eating squab at a French restaurant, you're eating pigeon.

1326
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 3: The team that won back to back Super Bowls in

1327
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three is the Kansas

1328
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 3: City Chiefs. The pizza chain that sells crazy bread as

1329
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 3: Little Caesars. The two MLB teams from Chicago are the

1330
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 3: Cubs and yes, the White Sox Leland.

1331
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 4: It was not enough to beat Brook, But just for playing.

1332
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 3: We're gonna give you a twenty five dollars Sephora gift

1333
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 3: card just for being here.

1334
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, I guess what. I actually grew up

1335
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 10: on the same street as a friend of yours, agent comedian.

1336
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 9: That's a huge h shout out to Lucas silly comedian

1337
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 9: that's amazing.

1338
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: Wait, does Lucas actually tell people that he's friends with

1339
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: Jose Like he just shares his most embarrassing information right

1340
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: out there.

1341
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 4: Yikes.

1342
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's a comedian. Oh yeah, it.

1343
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 4: Came out in like the low point of an AA meeting.

1344
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 4: So good luck to Lucas Leland, best of luck to you.

1345
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 3: You're welcome back anytime. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bock

1346
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 3: same time on Monday, Rookie Jeffrey in the morning,