Speaker 1: Man, what's handed man?
Speaker 2: You got Marshaw Bismall Lynch.
Speaker 3: Doug Hendrickson and Gavin Newsome and you're listening to politickets
Speaker 3: you know to be you know to be?
Speaker 4: Today, guys, we have an incredible guest. We have a
Speaker 4: great comedian, Emmy nominated actress you know from Saturday Night
Speaker 4: Live and hosting.
Speaker 5: The Daily Show, Gavin. That's right, The Daily Show, which
Speaker 5: you love.
Speaker 4: She's known for her roles in movies like the reboot
Speaker 4: of Ghostbusters sequel of Coming to America. She's currently on
Speaker 4: a comedy to her right now, the great iconic Leslie Jones.
Speaker 1: That's a good look man, Hey, Leslie, did.
Speaker 5: You say that's a good looking man? Referring to me
Speaker 5: or Marshaan to you?
Speaker 6: Douglas?
Speaker 7: Now? But I tell you what, Gavin, you looking spiff
Speaker 7: it today? Yes, you are, missus Newsom.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Doing my hair too, Leslie?
Speaker 5: You look good?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: You hear that, Marshawn, You hear that, Marsian.
Speaker 5: Don't pump his head too much, Okay, talking about.
Speaker 6: The best guess we've ever had, Doug.
Speaker 7: Ever, I love me some Gavin Noose and now you're
Speaker 7: talking about it even though you laid me out.
Speaker 6: You laid me out on the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: I'm all relaxed, and then all of a sudden, like, Jesus,
Speaker 3: what's coming after me?
Speaker 6: I was cleaning up the city or something for president.
Speaker 5: She well, she calls you slick. Gavin oh Man.
Speaker 6: Called me slick cleaning up that house.
Speaker 7: I didn't write that joke, Gavin. That was somebody else joke.
Speaker 7: I didn't write that joke, Gavin.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 7: I was like, listen, Gavin's not gonna like that. I'm
Speaker 7: saying that, but.
Speaker 3: They were saying it on Fox, and then I had
Speaker 3: to get off Fox, and then I went to the
Speaker 3: Daily Shower and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 6: It's on there. I'm like, Jesus Christ, the hell did
Speaker 6: I say?
Speaker 7: What did I say?
Speaker 6: What did I do?
Speaker 7: In your defense? I was laughing like a motherfucker at
Speaker 7: her response, and everybody's like, no, we got to write
Speaker 7: a joke. I was like, this is really funny, though,
Speaker 7: He's like, we gotta clean this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: We're doing to clean the goddamn shout Jesus action.
Speaker 6: It was a good thing.
Speaker 1: It was a good thing, but.
Speaker 4: But I appreciate his honesty, Leslie. He was like, hey, listen,
Speaker 4: do people clean up when guests came over and he said,
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 3: What you got seventy seventy you know, countries coming like anyone,
Speaker 3: you clean up a little extra.
Speaker 6: Was the first time we cleaned the house.
Speaker 7: Jesus, it was so annoying that we were like that.
Speaker 7: It is so and you know what's so crazy? Like
Speaker 7: when the candidates came out, I promise and if you
Speaker 7: go back and look on my feet, I said, Gavin
Speaker 7: News should definitely be like up for vice president. That
Speaker 7: would be a great because he would destroy jd Vance.
Speaker 9: He would destroy him, debate, destroy him, that little narcissist
Speaker 9: in cel basement dwelling motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Won't you eat up?
Speaker 2: I go hard, motherfucking paint Yo.
Speaker 8: That came from me, son, saying came from me.
Speaker 7: Because I need to say that. You know, I know
Speaker 7: I'm way older than you. What's up, homie?
Speaker 8: Let me motherfucker.
Speaker 7: Son, Your reaction to everything is hilarious. Son, Hello, you
Speaker 7: are definitely from the hood, sir, oh.
Speaker 6: Ship, it's a validation. I thought he was posing all
Speaker 6: this time.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna have to go tell mama. She Mama
Speaker 2: did something right then she is, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: You are.
Speaker 7: You are loved amongst all of us. We love the
Speaker 7: hell out of you. Yeah, like see like you are
Speaker 7: too funny way in the corner.
Speaker 2: That's my that's my that's my second son.
Speaker 1: These my white kids I keep you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: not the one.
Speaker 4: That made and Leslie along with along with Mama Lynch.
Speaker 4: Mama Lynch, I helped raise this guy here. I helped raise.
Speaker 3: And I helped keep him out of jail, Leslie out
Speaker 3: of jail.
Speaker 1: That part is true.
Speaker 2: But these my kids, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: You are hilarious, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm taking I'm taking them on a tour right now,
Speaker 2: inviting them, you know, I mean, I'm bringing them slowly,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean getting them ready for the cookouts
Speaker 2: and ship.
Speaker 1: Bring them to the barbecue.
Speaker 7: Gathering is ready, I'm Gavin is ready? Ga, Gavin, you
Speaker 7: walk into a cookout, the girls is gonna be trying
Speaker 7: to fix you a plate and ship. They were like,
Speaker 7: that's a good look at white boys gather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, potato salad with no raisins too.
Speaker 8: No, yeah, you're gonna get some legit potato salad.
Speaker 6: Who the hell has raisins and potato salad. But the
Speaker 6: hell you know, whatever you all do.
Speaker 8: You ain't seen it at your reunion. That should be
Speaker 8: right in the middle of the table.
Speaker 1: Man. That's the that's the key dish.
Speaker 4: Listen, we got to bring you to more Sean solfood Restaurant, Oakland.
Speaker 8: What you got a soul for restaurant?
Speaker 2: Yes, he did, se so at funk around when it
Speaker 2: comes to soul food.
Speaker 7: Marshaan sent in the kitchen. I'm from Memphis, Tennessee. So
Speaker 7: if it's not good, I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2: Oh, then you gotta let us know what's up. But
Speaker 2: that's one thing I do love about hunting. She up
Speaker 2: for that. She up for that challenge I'm talking about.
Speaker 8: Is it safe to come to open? Now?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: You really?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Right there? Seriously? Right there?
Speaker 3: Don't ask here we go. By the way, Leslie Marshawn
Speaker 3: is sneaking and running for mayor of Oakland. He's snaking
Speaker 3: and running for mayor. We got some new pulling that
Speaker 3: just came in.
Speaker 1: Gavin just gave me some ship that let.
Speaker 7: Me a town yo.
Speaker 8: That ship would work.
Speaker 5: That would work less. So yes, I agree, that ship
Speaker 5: would work.
Speaker 1: Think gonna be my campaign manager.
Speaker 6: I'm the campaign Doug's the finance chair.
Speaker 8: Davin, I need I need information from you.
Speaker 7: So there's a bill or something that they've been wanting
Speaker 7: you to sign for the artist.
Speaker 8: Which artist, it's like a union thing.
Speaker 3: I've signed nine and ninety one bills, so it just
Speaker 3: got through. So I may have I may have signed it.
Speaker 3: I may have vetoed it. Let's hope I didn't.
Speaker 8: God damn it, Gavin. If you vetoed me, I swear
Speaker 8: to God.
Speaker 5: Hell what I do.
Speaker 6: I've vetoled a lot. I need to a bill.
Speaker 7: That they want you to sign. This's like a whole
Speaker 7: bunch of people have signed it. It's for unions, it's
Speaker 7: for like the entertainment, because Gavin, seriously, the entertainment, the
Speaker 7: entertainment feel is what makes California make their money for real.
Speaker 7: So my thing, my thing is is that when they
Speaker 7: when we went on strike, and we had every fucking
Speaker 7: reason to go on strike, right, that these corporations got
Speaker 7: pissed off because of the strike, and now we're suffering
Speaker 7: from that. The people at the bottom suffer from that championship.
Speaker 7: So I'm just like wondering, how do we get that into.
Speaker 6: Oh you know what this may be.
Speaker 3: This may be the unemployment fund that would extend to
Speaker 3: striking workers or state unemployment fund, of which I that
Speaker 3: that that may be the issue, that a more complicated,
Speaker 3: large issue. We did provide health care for striking workers,
Speaker 3: which is one of the first states to do that
Speaker 3: in the country. And we just signed some good ai
Speaker 3: bells to deal with deep fakes that I did at SAG.
Speaker 6: I actually was down.
Speaker 3: There, uh with with the leadership at SEG talking about
Speaker 3: that issue.
Speaker 6: But no, there's a lot more.
Speaker 2: And I think you like the I think you like
Speaker 2: the soldier boy of the politic world.
Speaker 6: What do you mean the soldier boy with.
Speaker 2: You always the soldier boy be like, yeah, I'm the
Speaker 2: first rapper I ever didn't and you'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 6: But we didn't.
Speaker 1: You make sure you throw that ship up there.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 7: Marsha in his defense like after Ernest Schwarzenegger, because you know,
Speaker 7: California thought that they was voting being the fucking terminator
Speaker 7: and this the fucking budget.
Speaker 8: Is what he fucking did. It's like, I'll be back, motherfucker.
Speaker 8: Don't he had to ship?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Marshawn take that.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I thought you were y'all thought
Speaker 3: you wanted me to run your cam paid for mayor.
Speaker 6: The hell are you talking to your campaign manager like this?
Speaker 1: Look? Look see, look you getting too You're getting too
Speaker 1: sensitive right now.
Speaker 2: Just slow down just a little bit, because look, putting
Speaker 2: it out there like you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: the first governor that's actually running up you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: The name mayor from.
Speaker 2: Oapen, California, and that's just I'm the first governor and
Speaker 2: the first state that's actually a governor and I'm.
Speaker 1: Running the campaign for the mayor of okin. You be
Speaker 1: the first for everything.
Speaker 6: I think he's serious. I actually think he's serious.
Speaker 7: I told like I said, I think that you definitely
Speaker 7: a vice vice vice president material.
Speaker 6: Just a VP.
Speaker 1: I love the.
Speaker 7: Gangster ship she was doing. When ship was going down,
Speaker 7: I was like, oh he is gangstering. I loved it.
Speaker 8: I loved it.
Speaker 1: You know, gains standing a gentleman man.
Speaker 7: But watch out for the people who make the money
Speaker 7: for the state. California should not be broke.
Speaker 6: No, we're not bro We're I'm about to.
Speaker 2: Now she's gonna tell you the fifth largest economy.
Speaker 6: In that you got at Marshall, keep up the talking points.
Speaker 6: What else a year?
Speaker 2: The first the first statement, everything, this meeting the United
Speaker 2: States number one and everything.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That should be known.
Speaker 8: Let it be known. I'm doing, good man, How you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm all right? It's a blessing.
Speaker 8: I mean, ever get to meet you.
Speaker 1: No, we had the cross path. It's only great.
Speaker 2: You are only right and your energy is so motherfucking infectious.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How somebody could be around you and not have a
Speaker 1: motherfucking good time.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Found out yet.
Speaker 1: Found there's gonna be something wrong with them.
Speaker 2: Like Look, I'm just telling you straight up, I ain't
Speaker 2: seen this motherfucking gathering smell as much what I've been
Speaker 2: knowing this dude for about fucking fifteen years. I ain't
Speaker 2: never seen any you popped up, set up, blushing and ship.
Speaker 2: Look he unbutton that first, that first button up. Looking,
Speaker 2: I see you fixing it. Look at a little me.
Speaker 6: It's a little I just fell a look at this growing.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 6: You got too old that you gathering?
Speaker 8: Because I'm way older than you.
Speaker 6: Oh we we know we share the same we seven
Speaker 6: who look six and me?
Speaker 5: No, six, seven who looks older me?
Speaker 6: Or a few weeks on me. You got a few
Speaker 6: weeks on me. That's look.
Speaker 7: Listen, let me say if I would have met you
Speaker 7: before your wife trust.
Speaker 1: Cool too, because I was gonna say I got you mean,
Speaker 1: I got some info.
Speaker 2: All you feel me? I can slide that back, Dough,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Put you in line in
Speaker 2: the Gavin thinking that. Dude, Now, we ain't gonna be
Speaker 2: able to deal with this motherfucker.
Speaker 5: You're talking about Marshall.
Speaker 8: On the coffee together.
Speaker 6: Gavin need to bring it.
Speaker 1: I need some of this, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We can't have you over there dog looking, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like powder and ship.
Speaker 7: Like he is.
Speaker 8: I don't think he needed a suit that's all he needs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: because usually because usually you gotta suit on. Well, he
Speaker 8: got on a dress shirt, that's yeah. Yeah, showed up
Speaker 8: up the most casual he's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think he's showing out for you.
Speaker 7: Look okay, because he's doing a good time lord.
Speaker 8: Like, like what a vampire is supposed to look like.
Speaker 4: You know, hey, Marshawn, you know Leslie was a badass
Speaker 4: hooper back in the day.
Speaker 1: He was enough shots.
Speaker 8: Oh no, dude. When I was in high school, I
Speaker 8: could dunk. Yeah, I was a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: How tall are you?
Speaker 7: I'm six feet tall. But my coach would put he
Speaker 7: would put a weight vests on me, and I would
Speaker 7: just walk around all day in school and then like
Speaker 7: doing the game. During the game, that's how it would
Speaker 7: go in Like I was staying at the end of
Speaker 7: the thing, and everybody would be.
Speaker 8: Like taking the vet. It looked like they at.
Speaker 7: Least in a monster and then they would be taking
Speaker 7: it off the other team watching me, and then I
Speaker 7: would just jump and I would just jump straight up
Speaker 7: and it would be so fucking high, and it was like, God, damn,
Speaker 7: I'm I was like I would triple double in rebounds,
Speaker 7: block shots, and files.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like you got a little bit of me,
Speaker 2: and you were you intimidation? Who the best player? I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with that motherfucking I'm gonna put a demo
Speaker 2: down on the gas.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. I would tell them. I
Speaker 7: would be like, this is my house. You come in
Speaker 7: the motherfucking key. You gonna get your ass beat. You're
Speaker 7: not invited into my house. Even when I wasn't in
Speaker 7: the game, they wouldn't go into the house.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: So you're you're basically dream little Draymond Green, little uh
Speaker 4: Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But see, I would go over to the.
Speaker 7: Bench and I would look at the team and go,
Speaker 7: I got five files. I got five of them for you,
Speaker 7: And I would tell him, I'm just tell them five.
Speaker 7: You're gonna have to deal with me too.
Speaker 4: I file out, and Lussie, what do you think about
Speaker 4: the w NBA now with all this Caitlyn Clark stuff
Speaker 4: coming in, people trying to hate on her.
Speaker 5: I love what she's done for the game.
Speaker 7: Let me well, first of all, let me correct you,
Speaker 7: white boy. Let me explain something to Payland. Cok is
Speaker 7: a good player. She's a good player. But the WNBA
Speaker 7: been around twenty years before she got here. Let's just
Speaker 7: say that first. It's not just Kaylin Clark who's doing
Speaker 7: something for the league. It's the players that are. And
Speaker 7: these ladies like Don Staley, people like Lisa Leslie, people
Speaker 7: like like that have been have been playing this game
Speaker 7: for a while now. The off is that people like
Speaker 7: Angel Reeves and all of them, and all y'all doing
Speaker 7: is giving it to Caitlin Clark. So she's not fucking
Speaker 7: She's not Larry Bird, motherfucking like. She still is a
Speaker 7: rookie and she'll gotta make her way into this league. Now,
Speaker 7: what I will say is they could have used her
Speaker 7: on the USA team.
Speaker 8: I'm not a fly, you know.
Speaker 6: Was that a snub or what was that? It wasn't
Speaker 6: a snub.
Speaker 8: I think it was a snub. You guys. There's a
Speaker 8: lot of good players.
Speaker 7: In the w n b A. So she gets to
Speaker 7: go next year, like just because her name is known,
Speaker 7: that don't mean that she gets to get on everything.
Speaker 7: She gotta earn her fucking spot.
Speaker 2: Gotta earn your bone, baby, But she'd be pulling like
Speaker 2: a motherfucker though.
Speaker 5: I totally agree.
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is she brought a lot more
Speaker 4: notoriety than now, which is great for everybody, which is
Speaker 4: gonna get.
Speaker 5: Everybody more money, hopefully more ratings. So what that it's
Speaker 5: the good thing of what she did.
Speaker 7: But I think the only reason that she brought a
Speaker 7: lot of things because of the thing that.
Speaker 8: Was going on between her and Angel Reeves. Like, seriously, the.
Speaker 7: Way that we vilified the black players and the white players,
Speaker 7: we just gotta stop doing that.
Speaker 8: Ship We gotta stop doing that ship because like.
Speaker 7: The way that Kaylyn Clark got welcome into her team
Speaker 7: and the way that Andrew Reice got welcomed to hers,
Speaker 7: that ship was a fucking tragedy.
Speaker 1: You would think it was two different leads.
Speaker 7: When I was in college, I used to fuck bitches up. Okay,
Speaker 7: do you understand me? Like I would have my Leoni
Speaker 7: Patterson taught me how to when I got a ball
Speaker 7: that my elbows come straight up, So anybody in the way,
Speaker 7: you're gonna lose that bottom jaw.
Speaker 8: Okay. And then and then I do this, you know,
Speaker 8: just real quick, get the fuck out. You know what
Speaker 8: I'm saying. Understand exactly.
Speaker 7: So if I was in the in the if y'all
Speaker 7: would have saw me play in college, y'all would have
Speaker 7: hated y'all would have hated loved me. I was like,
Speaker 7: Daryl Dawkins, I'm gonna fuck you up or I'm gonna
Speaker 7: score on you.
Speaker 5: I fucking love that lastlie. I love your game.
Speaker 2: So look, let me give you a little bit of
Speaker 2: history about about my son Doug. That's been my agent
Speaker 2: for about twenty years now. So when he's speaking and
Speaker 2: with with with that kind of mindset, he's only looking
Speaker 2: at it from a from an agent's perspective right now.
Speaker 2: What you just gave him was something on a broader
Speaker 2: perspective to open up his horizon to you.
Speaker 1: I mean he can see a different yeah, because you.
Speaker 7: Know what through and then go back and tell other
Speaker 7: agents that because where the weather goes down to it,
Speaker 7: we need to stop putting the color on ship and
Speaker 7: look at how players are playing.
Speaker 8: Like I love Caitlin Clark, but I yelled at her
Speaker 8: once and that bitch got shook.
Speaker 7: No, you need, you need, you need to be in.
Speaker 8: The league a little bit more, darling. Your shot don't
Speaker 8: need like real talk.
Speaker 7: Like I was sitting on the bench. I was sitting
Speaker 7: on the side and I was like, you ain't gonna
Speaker 7: make that listen. I'm not supposed to rattle her.
Speaker 8: Okay, So she's still.
Speaker 6: A Rookie of the Year apparently.
Speaker 8: Jesus, there's so many.
Speaker 7: Good guards in the league right now that that can't
Speaker 7: fuck with her, like Caitlyn can't fuck with them right now.
Speaker 8: And I think she's a great shot.
Speaker 7: I think that her shot is very good, but so
Speaker 7: is Sabina's Sabina from Liberty. There's so many good shooters
Speaker 7: on the Seattle team this, I mean, come on, now,
Speaker 7: ain't the only one I get it though, I get
Speaker 7: the hip, but let's see here she can carry the height?
Speaker 8: Does what?
Speaker 3: And just because you're so good at contextualizing the world
Speaker 3: we're living in and understanding sort of the moment, what
Speaker 3: does this reflect the moment we're in? I mean just
Speaker 3: I mean, or is this or punctuate where we where
Speaker 3: we've always been living?
Speaker 6: I mean, what do you make of it? From sort
Speaker 6: of a social commentary perspective? What does it say about us?
Speaker 8: Just the way that we are now?
Speaker 7: We're so literal now, We're so literal now, and we're
Speaker 7: so offended now. It's just like we're not taking our
Speaker 7: common sense and being balanced. We're going this way or
Speaker 7: we're going this way. And I promise you're not gonna
Speaker 7: be able to function in life unless you get some
Speaker 7: fucking balance. And that's where we are as a society period.
Speaker 7: We are depressed. It has not been a good last
Speaker 7: ten years. We have been through fucking hell, especially the
Speaker 7: fucking women, especially the fucking women. I just really wish
Speaker 7: that you guys will understand what we're seeing. Don't give
Speaker 7: us fucking more room to breathe. Give us the choice
Speaker 7: if we want to breathe.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, Like, give us like if.
Speaker 7: We I don't understand if women came out and said, oh,
Speaker 7: y'ad need to get it efseected me at eighteen, you
Speaker 7: need to get a resected me at eighteen.
Speaker 8: We want to control your day, it would be not
Speaker 8: neus in this smuggling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have a problem with your control, my dick.
Speaker 7: So you think we don't have a problem when you're
Speaker 7: trying to control and you don't even know anything about pussy.
Speaker 8: That's what's so fucked up. You don't know shit about pussy.
Speaker 7: Know everything about sports, everything about sports, don't know shit
Speaker 7: about pussy. If I was to ask y'all where the
Speaker 7: clip was, you'd be like, he got traded to Denver.
Speaker 8: Go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2: No, I'll find that motherfucking you find They take me
Speaker 2: a while. I'm gonna find that monthfucker, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get to that monthfucker. Then I'm gonna work that month.
Speaker 8: Doug.
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 1: What podcast?
Speaker 6: Doug and I just woke up to some podcast? What
Speaker 6: the hell are we?
Speaker 8: No? But this is what I'm saying No, this is
Speaker 8: what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: No, I feel like me, We're just not being grown.
Speaker 7: We're just not being grown right now, we're acting out.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of tantrums going on. Social media is
Speaker 7: a curse and a blessing at the same time, because
Speaker 7: it gives the platforms to motherfuckers who we should not
Speaker 7: be hearing from and people. People are so literal now
Speaker 7: that we have even given up researching and knowing what
Speaker 7: actual facts are. We are there now, we're we're We're
Speaker 7: a fucking disaster ass playing we are a fucking disaster
Speaker 7: movie from the eighties, And it's fucking sad to sit
Speaker 7: and watch very educated people make uneducated decisions.
Speaker 1: What it?
Speaker 6: No, I came in on all of that.
Speaker 3: No, but that's a general sayment I and I com beligure.
Speaker 3: It's so when you say people are literal, I love
Speaker 3: what you said. I mean, is it that we're triggered?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 6: Are you sort of is it? I don't want to
Speaker 6: say this's wrong, but is it?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 6: The sort of anti woke stuff? What is it?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 6: The cancer culture?
Speaker 7: Is it's it's how can I put it? It's like
Speaker 7: we're literal, like we're we're just like not seeing what
Speaker 7: the real ship is.
Speaker 8: Like you know, when you're literal, you just that you
Speaker 8: just over the you cannot put it.
Speaker 7: Like like if I come on and say, oh, Gavin
Speaker 7: Noose and me and him, me and him used to
Speaker 7: go to high school together, and we will will motherfucker's
Speaker 7: is gonna believe it for a minute instead of and
Speaker 7: take the story and make it into something instead of
Speaker 7: actually finding out if that shit is true? Right, no context, No,
Speaker 7: it's like we it's like we're numbing ourselves with lies
Speaker 7: because we're in so much pain. We don't want to
Speaker 7: look at the truth of what's going on right now,
Speaker 7: which is our society. And let me tell you what
Speaker 7: the fucking problem is. Everybody is scared of change. Change
Speaker 7: is a motherfucker. But what people need to understand about change.
Speaker 7: Change does not give a fuck about you or how
Speaker 7: you feel. It's gonna happen now. It will polite and
Speaker 7: say to you, hey, it's time to change. But if
Speaker 7: you go fighting, you're gonna just go fighting. And that's
Speaker 7: what's happening right now. Our society and us as a
Speaker 7: people as a human are is developed and going and
Speaker 7: the people who don't want to grow are fucking fighting
Speaker 7: their way and to not grow. It's the same thing
Speaker 7: I say about men. Right now, y'all are going to
Speaker 7: have to do the work because bitches is not fucking
Speaker 7: with you no more. We are not desperate for dick
Speaker 7: no more. We're not desperate for money no more. We're
Speaker 7: not desperate for attention. I'd rather be alone than to
Speaker 7: put up with your unaware, fucking unhealthy ass. And I'm
Speaker 7: talking about by your mind, by your body. There's so
Speaker 7: many men that don't even take care of their fucking
Speaker 7: health because they think a woman gonna do it.
Speaker 8: Stop thinking women are gonna solve your fucking promise. We're not.
Speaker 8: You need to solve your shit, and women don't want
Speaker 8: it just for them. We want it for you.
Speaker 7: We want you to realize that you can be a
Speaker 7: happier person. That's really what it's.
Speaker 8: Coming down to.
Speaker 1: Sound like accountability.
Speaker 7: I got money, I got three houses, I got three houses,
Speaker 7: I got a car, I got all kinds of shit.
Speaker 7: You can't complete me. I'm already completed. I need a
Speaker 7: motherfucker that's gonna ride with me as a Parker.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's just jug Marshall, you got to come out
Speaker 4: her hard, man. I mean, I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 8: Got no damsel in distress, motherfucker cat lady in the
Speaker 8: parking lot, thank.
Speaker 1: You, And we're gonna get them up.
Speaker 8: Okay, we're gonna get them up.
Speaker 7: Baby, go get the car while I handle these three thugs, motherfuckers.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, it's just it's starting.
Speaker 7: To be where we're spoiled, we're entitled with children, we're
Speaker 7: acting like we're acting out as children, and someone grown
Speaker 7: needs to step up and say, hey, stop acting like this.
Speaker 7: And you said our society is dying because of the
Speaker 7: selfishness and the offendingness that you're walking around with.
Speaker 6: I love all that. So, but you mentioned ten years ago.
Speaker 3: I mean you, I mean, have you seen this sort
Speaker 3: of trend line in the last decade or so, or
Speaker 3: have you seen it even beyond that?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yes, I mean think about Okay, First, Obama,
Speaker 7: really he got in there and really tried to be.
Speaker 8: The president that everybody thinks the president is supposed to be. Like.
Speaker 8: He loved his wife, he loved his country, and he
Speaker 8: wanted to help.
Speaker 7: And shit, and we rejected him, you know, but then
Speaker 7: we accept this crazy motherfucker. This, this is what should
Speaker 7: show that there's a society of people who don't like
Speaker 7: How can I put this? Okay, when Trump first started,
Speaker 7: and I have to say this, I always tell people this.
Speaker 7: When Trump Trump came to SNL, we always we thought
Speaker 7: he was a fucking clown. He was a fucking clown.
Speaker 7: He was a fucking clown. So I never took him serious.
Speaker 7: So when he won as president, I was like, Okay, well,
Speaker 7: he's saying that he's.
Speaker 8: Gonna make America great again.
Speaker 7: The first thing I thought about was, Oh, he's gonna
Speaker 7: bring the farming back, he's gonna bring the car companies back,
Speaker 7: he's gonna bring American trade back. That's not what the
Speaker 7: fuck he meant, you know what I'm saying. So it's
Speaker 7: to me, I just feel like all the shit is
Speaker 7: being revealed now. Trump brought out all those people who
Speaker 7: really are racist, because most white people are. They just
Speaker 7: don't understand that they have that microaggression. Y'all mostly are.
Speaker 7: You don't even understand some of the racist shit you do,
Speaker 7: and by accident, just from being a white entitled motherfucker. Seriously,
Speaker 7: and that shits starting to show now, and it's getting
Speaker 7: so bad, like, oh, we don't want you to see
Speaker 7: your history and all of it. It's I think people
Speaker 7: are just waking up to the ship that's been going on,
Speaker 7: and now we're waking up.
Speaker 6: Do you what do you think of it?
Speaker 3: Do you think there's this current sort of more the
Speaker 3: extreme of what you're just saying and sort of distillation
Speaker 3: in the last few years I sense, in particular, was
Speaker 3: a reaction to George Floyd. It was sort of a
Speaker 3: reaction right, sort of in that sort of COVID framework.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is like a boomerang that really exposes
Speaker 3: it at a whole other level.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that COVID fucked us up.
Speaker 7: I think that when we had that pandemic and was
Speaker 7: inside for a little while, I think that some of
Speaker 7: us lost our fucking mind. And I think again, Gavin,
Speaker 7: I just think it's sadness. We're sad we don't understand
Speaker 7: what's going on with our government. Our government is supposed
Speaker 7: to be boring, you know what I'm saying. We're not
Speaker 7: supposed to turn on the TV every day and see
Speaker 7: child molestors and feelings and shit.
Speaker 8: In our government.
Speaker 7: We're supposed to be like those are the most boring
Speaker 7: motherfuckers and we don't give a fuck, Like no one.
Speaker 7: Everyone's frustrated because now this is happening and we never
Speaker 7: understood the system.
Speaker 8: I'm on tour.
Speaker 7: I've been going to these little small towns and when
Speaker 7: I talk to people, you know what, they say, Gavin,
Speaker 7: does it really matter who's gonna win? That's what they think.
Speaker 7: You know why, because they're regular people that go to
Speaker 7: work every day. They go to work every day, they
Speaker 7: take care of their kids, they do their fun shit,
Speaker 7: and they don't want to be involved in this bullshit.
Speaker 7: They want to just be able to pay their rent.
Speaker 7: They want to be able to take care their kids.
Speaker 7: They want to be able to pay their taxes and
Speaker 7: be fucking American. Nobody wants to have to deal with
Speaker 7: this fuck shit.
Speaker 8: They don't know what to do.
Speaker 7: They don't know who's telling the truth because in sometimes
Speaker 7: they don't get the news outlets that we get in
Speaker 7: California and New York. They get that Fox shit that motherfuckers.
Speaker 7: And if you sit there, listen, yo. My aunt is
Speaker 7: an educated woman, but I had to tell her, Yo,
Speaker 7: what the fuck are you listening to?
Speaker 8: This is bullshit.
Speaker 7: Get the fuck out of Mephis like their shit going
Speaker 7: on right now.
Speaker 8: I heard a woman in Florida.
Speaker 7: She literally said this to me, Gavin, I'm gonna take
Speaker 7: my son out of my wheel if he doesn't vote
Speaker 7: for Trump, because Trump is definitely for women. And I said,
Speaker 7: are you talking about the ones he raped or are
Speaker 7: you talking about the ones that he calls ugly? In fact,
Speaker 7: which one are you talking about them? I said, the
Speaker 7: fact that you think you would trust George daughter with.
Speaker 8: That piece of shit.
Speaker 7: One thing that I'm really good at as a comedian
Speaker 7: is reading people. And I read people like when I'm
Speaker 7: on stage and I do crowd work, I make sure
Speaker 7: that I read people because I don't fuck with people
Speaker 7: who can't take it. And you can see it in
Speaker 7: people's eyes. When we had SNL, when he came into
Speaker 7: the read the read day, when we read all the scripts,
Speaker 7: he had all the scripts like a little He looked
Speaker 7: like a little infant boy with all these fucking scripts,
Speaker 7: and she looked like a little school boy that didn't
Speaker 7: really know how to read his shit.
Speaker 8: And he did feel powerless. Let me tell you why.
Speaker 7: I know, because when he sat down and put all
Speaker 7: that shit on the table, he grabs his phone, and
Speaker 7: then he opens his phone.
Speaker 8: It's a flip phone, opens his flip phone, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 8: sell it, sell it, sell it, Yeah, yeah, bye it.
Speaker 7: And then we're and everybody like, listen, everybody white, know
Speaker 7: that it's some bullshit.
Speaker 8: For me, I love to play on people's ego, So
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 7: Like, what you just do? Trump?
Speaker 8: How much money you just make? How much money you
Speaker 8: just make? That shit made him happy?
Speaker 7: Does that make sense? So he's piled. That's that's how
Speaker 7: all of us are acting now. We want attention that
Speaker 7: we don't deserve. Every everybody wants to be a star,
Speaker 7: everybody wants to be famous, everybody wants to be rich,
Speaker 7: but everybody needs to understand that everybody is not supposed
Speaker 7: to have money. Everybody is not supposed to be famous
Speaker 7: because you can't handle it. If you go on TikTok,
Speaker 7: and these motherfuckers that became famous in a week from
Speaker 7: their TikTok, you'll see two weeks later. I'm gonna take
Speaker 7: a break from social media because it's really.
Speaker 8: You can't take it, bitch. No.
Speaker 5: But by the way, Leslie, this is fucking the genius.
Speaker 4: Your one hundred percent correct, and you're at Everybody wants
Speaker 4: to be famous, everybody wants to be an influencer.
Speaker 5: Everybody wants to do something. And that's the problem. That's
Speaker 5: not our day. We grew up in Well.
Speaker 8: They took fake it till you make it to the
Speaker 8: wrong level.
Speaker 4: People as telling me, Hey, Doug, when I get a
Speaker 4: dumb plan, I want to be like Bee Smartest said,
Speaker 4: you ain't gonna be like fucking be Smoke. You don't
Speaker 4: why to be smoked. First of all, be Schmode has
Speaker 4: been real from day one. He's been authentic from day one.
Speaker 4: He's done it his way from day one. People are
Speaker 4: people are too afraid to do that anymore. He's the
Speaker 4: only one who's done it that way.
Speaker 7: And can I tell you that he also went through
Speaker 7: the things that like the mistakes of being be smoved.
Speaker 7: He's had to fucking get his ass become b Smoke.
Speaker 7: You have to make mistakes to be so. Mike Tyson
Speaker 7: told me this. Mike said, I had a thousand fights before.
Speaker 8: I became Mike Tyson.
Speaker 7: I got knocked on my ass a couple of times.
Speaker 7: I tell people all the time, you will never understand
Speaker 7: success until you fail. You won't even recognize it. You
Speaker 7: won't even recognize it. And that's what these kids think now.
Speaker 7: They don't even want to learn the old shit. Whenever
Speaker 7: I'm talking to someone and they don't recognize the song,
Speaker 7: and they think that that's the artist that tell me
Speaker 7: you were like, bitch the fuck out of here. No, no,
Speaker 7: Whitney Houston saying that bitch, and she's sampling it. We are,
Speaker 7: we are, we are the society of the fake ass ship.
Speaker 5: And listen, let me dig resh real quick.
Speaker 4: So take me through, take me through your badass hoop
Speaker 4: days and and and then tell me that how did
Speaker 4: you get into transition in the in the comedy from that, Well,
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 7: Was I got a scholarship to Chapman College in Orange County,
Speaker 7: and I was playing for Coachberger and I played for him,
Speaker 7: and he left in my sophomore year to go to
Speaker 7: Division one and he took me with him.
Speaker 4: And by the way, we're the only black person at
Speaker 4: that school back then.
Speaker 8: That's that's It was not that many black people, but
Speaker 8: it was a black community. We did have like some
Speaker 8: black people. It wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 7: But you know what I used to say about Orange
Speaker 7: County unless you go to certain wards of Orange County
Speaker 7: where they're really racist. Most of those people that I
Speaker 7: met at Chapman, they wasn't a racist, they just had
Speaker 7: never met a black person before. That's a lot of
Speaker 7: a lot of places I go, they really have never
Speaker 7: met a black person before.
Speaker 8: Seriously.
Speaker 7: So I go to Colorado Fort Collins where my whole team,
Speaker 7: I'm serious, they had never seen a black girl before,
Speaker 7: I promise, and me, I'm crazy. I am fucking crazy.
Speaker 7: I've always been crazy. So the first day of practice,
Speaker 7: I walked in with a big ass radio. I had
Speaker 7: on a headband and I had on my fucking like
Speaker 7: my converse. I walked in and I put them put
Speaker 7: the music down, and I said, who the fuck is next?
Speaker 8: Who's next?
Speaker 5: Who got next?
Speaker 8: And I was blocking they shots, I was, I was
Speaker 8: knocking them down.
Speaker 7: They was like, you can't do that. Yes, I can't.
Speaker 7: Bitch you did it.
Speaker 8: My coach loved me.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. So what happened was I
Speaker 7: didn't know that when you got transferred to a school
Speaker 7: that you had the red shirt.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 7: I thought red shirt just meant that I was gonna
Speaker 7: have a red shirt on my uniform.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, then we were in the same boat were.
Speaker 8: The dumb ass.
Speaker 7: I was due.
Speaker 8: So they was like, no red shirt mean you can't
Speaker 8: play thatch and I was like, wait a minute.
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna come to practice every day and practice
Speaker 7: and do all this bullshit and I get to play.
Speaker 7: Oh that's that doesn't that doesn't work for me. So
Speaker 7: I was hating Colorado and my this girl that I
Speaker 7: met there, we started hanging out. We were walking through
Speaker 7: the student court one day and there was a sign
Speaker 7: that said funniest person on campus and they was like.
Speaker 7: She was like, I'm gonna enter you in this contest.
Speaker 7: I was like, no, bitch. She was like, you don't
Speaker 7: realize that you're really fucking funny. She said, don't you
Speaker 7: understand that we get invited to all the parties because
Speaker 7: of you, because you're really funny? And I was like yeah,
Speaker 7: but like that's I'm like, that's Richard Price shit. I
Speaker 7: always loved comedy. But I was like, that's rich A
Speaker 7: Pride shit, that's what that's where we go wor suit.
Speaker 7: I can't do that shit.
Speaker 8: So she I went to my I went to my class.
Speaker 7: She went to that class, and then we saw each
Speaker 7: other that night, and she was like, I signed you
Speaker 7: off for that contest. And I was so mad at her,
Speaker 7: but I wasn't really mad at her. So I went
Speaker 7: to this contest and Gavin. The only way I can
Speaker 7: explain it is when I touched the mic, I literally
Speaker 7: saw my future. I touched the bike. I touched and
Speaker 7: I was like, I have been doing this all my life.
Speaker 7: It was it was, it was guttural, it was guttural,
Speaker 7: and and I performed. I won the contest. I remember
Speaker 7: coming off the stage and the lady from the school
Speaker 7: newspaper was like, I want an interview, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I'm the next Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1: Hold On, who was who? Who was? Who was the
Speaker 1: old girl who signed you up?
Speaker 7: Friends Anita Abernethy, shea that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what she married.
Speaker 1: But she is so and she's thank you for blessing,
Speaker 1: thank you for going.
Speaker 6: Lesten.
Speaker 7: I owed my dad because I lost my scholarship. I
Speaker 7: lost my scholarship because after that, I just was like,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be a comedian, so I stopped going to class.
Speaker 8: I lost my scholarship and.
Speaker 7: I had to call my father and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: dad lost my scholarship and he was like lost your
Speaker 7: Oh no, that's crazy. I'll talk to coach. Coach, you know,
Speaker 7: you must be acting up out there what you're doing.
Speaker 7: And I was like, no, Dad, for real, I have
Speaker 7: a one point eight grade point average and my ass
Speaker 7: is I'm done.
Speaker 8: He was like, well, what the fuck what are you
Speaker 8: talking about?
Speaker 7: No, I'll tell you. You got to just start getting
Speaker 7: to get your tutor with and I was like, Daddy,
Speaker 7: I don't want to play basketball no morning. And then
Speaker 7: he was like he was quiet, and then he was like, well,
Speaker 7: what the fuck do.
Speaker 8: You want to do.
Speaker 7: Then he was like, because you're not finna come back
Speaker 7: to here and live in my fucking house and not
Speaker 7: do shit. And I was like, okay, well I want
Speaker 7: to be a comedian. And my dad was like what
Speaker 7: I said, I want to be a comedian. He was like,
Speaker 7: what You're not fucking funny?
Speaker 8: Who fucking talk?
Speaker 7: It was funny. He was like, you've been my child
Speaker 7: thought your whole life.
Speaker 8: You have never made me laugh.
Speaker 7: And I was like, I know I made this motherfucker
Speaker 7: laugh before, so so I was like I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be a commedian. He was like, well, you're
Speaker 7: not gonna live in my house to be a comedian.
Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna live with
Speaker 7: my boyfriend click and.
Speaker 8: I didn't talk. He didn't talk to me for two years.
Speaker 1: He didn't talk to me, did go.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we didn't talked to me for two years. But
Speaker 7: I still went after it. I still started doing comedy.
Speaker 7: I worked, and I kept going and I kept fucking
Speaker 7: doing what the fuck I was supposed to.
Speaker 8: That was in nineteen eighty seven, and I've been a
Speaker 8: comedian ever since. Me and my dad made up. He
Speaker 8: saw me on BT and he was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 8: you you are really funny.
Speaker 1: I told you that, I told you.
Speaker 8: Moment was there? What was?
Speaker 6: Was there a moment?
Speaker 3: I mean it was It was in the late eighties
Speaker 3: where you just you knew you had sort of gone
Speaker 3: on the other side of success, where you're like.
Speaker 6: This this or is it always for you? Just been
Speaker 6: like just day to day.
Speaker 7: Well humility, Evan, I wasn't that funny. Jamie Fox. I
Speaker 7: went open up for Jamie Fox and Jamie Fox was like,
Speaker 7: you're eighteen. You don't got ship to talk about. He
Speaker 7: was like, you need to go and live life.
Speaker 1: You need to go.
Speaker 8: You need to go quit.
Speaker 7: You need to get fired, you need to get your
Speaker 7: heart broken, you need to break cards, you need to
Speaker 7: go fucking live and make some jokes.
Speaker 8: So that was eighty seven.
Speaker 7: I stopped doing comedy and then started back in ninety
Speaker 7: three because by ninety three a bitch had a life.
Speaker 8: So you know, you know, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 7: It was a long time before I really decided. I
Speaker 7: was like, okay, I'm good enough. And that happened after
Speaker 7: a day because I had a roommate that was like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 7: you always talking about how funny you are and how
Speaker 7: you want to be a comedian, but I ain't never
Speaker 7: seen you go on stage.
Speaker 8: Oh you, that's all you had to say to me.
Speaker 7: I got right in my car and row right to
Speaker 7: comedy act and said can I go up? And they
Speaker 7: put off I've been doing comedy ever since.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't that's competitive.
Speaker 7: Tell you how bad I am? Let me tell you
Speaker 7: how how thanks I am. Because when after I do something,
Speaker 7: i'd do it.
Speaker 8: I would go to bars.
Speaker 7: I was like in ranch you Koga manga somewhere far
Speaker 7: and I would walk up to the bartender like a
Speaker 7: like a karaoke night or some kind of town night,
Speaker 7: and I walk up to the bar and be like,
Speaker 7: let me perform.
Speaker 8: I was like, here's fifty dollars. If I'm not funny,
Speaker 8: you can keep that fifty dollars.
Speaker 7: And I would rip that motherfucker and not only would
Speaker 7: I get my fifty dollars back, I would get free drinks.
Speaker 7: I would get a new gig.
Speaker 8: All that shit. That's the type of thing.
Speaker 7: I would make men's balls shrink up into their body
Speaker 7: because that the bravery I used to show on stage.
Speaker 8: I've always been a samurai. Anything I do, I love it.
Speaker 6: Whented to get Then how did that start to translate
Speaker 6: into acting? When would that? When would that door?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Now is the opportunity? Who gave you that?
Speaker 8: Well? You know what's so funny.
Speaker 7: I always was a hardcore comedian, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 7: if I become an actress, I might be famous.
Speaker 8: I might be like you know, I might.
Speaker 7: Get to act like Whoopy Goldberg or something, or like
Speaker 7: I might be like Queen La Teeth, like a good
Speaker 7: sidekick or something like.
Speaker 8: I might be like that.
Speaker 7: And I started getting little rolls like you want to
Speaker 7: be honest. Who gave me my first movie? Master P,
Speaker 7: master P. I did three master P movies, and let
Speaker 7: me tell you, he gang like.
Speaker 8: He broke He don't. He don't ask for permission for
Speaker 8: a location. He just drives up and say hey we
Speaker 8: can shoot here.
Speaker 7: You're like, hey me, no you can't. It's like permits,
Speaker 7: you need you I need no motherfucker permit. And he
Speaker 7: would pay me out of his pocket. Always love Pete,
Speaker 7: always loved Pete. So I did that movie, and then
Speaker 7: I did a movie with Martin Lawrence. I was a
Speaker 7: truck driver and then ice Cube gave me a movie.
Speaker 7: I wasn't really a movie person.
Speaker 8: I was just like more just I want to be
Speaker 8: a comic. I want to be a comic.
Speaker 7: And I think just through all the little acting jobs
Speaker 7: and stuff, SNEL came.
Speaker 8: By a straight accident.
Speaker 7: I just talked so much shit like I was already
Speaker 7: like that girl. By the time I got SNL, I
Speaker 7: was already like kind of a samurai, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean. And my brother had passed away. My brother
Speaker 7: passed away in twenty ten, and I after my brother
Speaker 7: passed away, I had no time for no function. I
Speaker 7: was like, I the bitch that you called when you
Speaker 7: wanted the room to Rock and I would show up
Speaker 7: and I would have on this like carbickin that was
Speaker 7: really long, so it looked like a cape. I was
Speaker 7: that bitch.
Speaker 8: I was that bitch.
Speaker 7: So I went to a podcast for Ali Leroy and
Speaker 7: we were arguing about women black women on SNL. He
Speaker 7: was like, yeah, well, Keenan said that, you know, black
Speaker 7: women have to be ready. I was like, that's not
Speaker 7: what the fuck he said. But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8: There's a bunch of black women that's ready I can
Speaker 8: stand for right now that can go to SNL and
Speaker 8: kill that shit.
Speaker 7: Then I went to the comedy store that night and
Speaker 7: fucking Chris Rock came in and I was doing this joke,
Speaker 7: the joke that I got in trouble about. Well, what
Speaker 7: I said was back in back in the slave days,
Speaker 7: I would have had all the men, like I don't
Speaker 7: have no men. Now, why the fuck don't I have men?
Speaker 7: But back in the slave day, I'm a man dingo.
Speaker 7: I would have got all the men I would have
Speaker 7: got because they would have been trying to make another
Speaker 7: man dingo, So I would have got Kobe Shack. That
Speaker 7: was the joke, right, So he was like, that's the
Speaker 7: next level shit, and he called Lauren and they called
Speaker 7: me and said come down for an audition. I went
Speaker 7: down there with twelve other girls, and them bitches knew
Speaker 7: me because I was like, I was that bitch, like
Speaker 7: I was forty seven, forty seven, had been doing comedy
Speaker 7: for almost twenty some years. So I'm sitting in the
Speaker 7: vand with amateurs as far as I'm concerned, and I
Speaker 7: was like, bitch, you bitches skang got shit on me, right.
Speaker 7: So I went an audition, and I knew I wasn't
Speaker 7: gonna get it as soon as I saw. As soon
Speaker 7: as I saw sat Year, I was like, that girl
Speaker 7: is beautiful. She is really beautiful, she has beautiful teeth,
Speaker 7: she just she just beautiful, right, And I was like,
Speaker 7: they're gonna give it to that bitch, right. So Chris
Speaker 7: was like, they may not give it to you, but
Speaker 7: they may give you a writing job. And I was like,
Speaker 7: I don't want to be no fucking writer, you know,
Speaker 7: fucking writer. That's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: So he did.
Speaker 7: He called me, he goes, he goes, I don't know
Speaker 7: what you are, but I know that you need to
Speaker 7: be here, so just come. And I was like, first
Speaker 7: of all, I don't got no fucking money, so I'm
Speaker 7: not just gonna come no fucking where.
Speaker 8: He was like, we're going to give you twelve thousand
Speaker 8: a move what okay? I mean that?
Speaker 1: Okay, drop everything, come quick.
Speaker 7: And I started as a writer and then by the
Speaker 7: end of the season, by the end of that season,
Speaker 7: because I got there half a season, and by the
Speaker 7: end of the season, I was like, Oh, they're definitely
Speaker 7: gonna offer me, you know, cast member, And they didn't.
Speaker 7: They offered me six updates. So I was like, this
Speaker 7: is when the old age hooks in. This is when
Speaker 7: the dates. Six updates, like on the desk, like being
Speaker 7: on the desk, on the update desk, just doing updates.
Speaker 7: Not be a cast member, but just do come and
Speaker 7: do updates. So I was like, Okay, this is when
Speaker 7: the maturity and the love of yourself and you knowing
Speaker 7: who you are jumps in for me. So I was like, listen,
Speaker 7: I know I'm funny and I know what energy I
Speaker 7: brought to this building, but you're not gonna put me
Speaker 7: on the shelf. That's just not going to happen. I
Speaker 7: am the owner of my fucking talent. I am free lancing,
Speaker 7: and I am contracting my talent to you. So the
Speaker 7: contract is ended, and I told Lauren, I said, listen,
Speaker 7: thank you for the updates, but I'm not this is
Speaker 7: not what I want to do.
Speaker 5: Dude, that's a fucking gangster move.
Speaker 1: Lesson.
Speaker 8: Well, no, it wasn't gangster. Was really honest. I told him.
Speaker 7: I was like, I really thank you and thank you
Speaker 7: for this opportunity, but there's a lot of people in
Speaker 7: that lake who want to put me on shit, and
Speaker 7: I don't want to sit on your fucking shelf and
Speaker 7: be some update bitch. That's just not going to happen.
Speaker 7: So he was like, oh, okay. I told my manager
Speaker 7: to tell him that, and then Jim Carrey was coming.
Speaker 7: So Jim Carrey was coming, and they because they was
Speaker 7: already like, oh, you need to be at all the
Speaker 7: pitches all that, but you want me to do all
Speaker 7: of the cast membership, but you don't want to make
Speaker 7: me a cast member. So I was just like, I
Speaker 7: was rebelling. I was like, no, I don't have to
Speaker 7: be here. No, you're not paying me to be here.
Speaker 7: So they started paying me as a writer and doing
Speaker 7: the updates. I was getting paid more than everybody, but
Speaker 7: I still was like, I don't want to do this, right,
Speaker 7: So I told my manager. My manager told him, and
Speaker 7: the Laura assistant hit me and said, Lauren needs to
Speaker 7: talk to you after the pitch, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I got to come to the pitch. He was like,
Speaker 7: he wants you to be at the pitch. So I
Speaker 7: went and I pitched to Jim Carrey and he was
Speaker 7: like when we got ready to leave, he was like,
Speaker 7: come back. And I went back in the office and
Speaker 7: he says, uh, We're just gonna go ahead and make
Speaker 7: you a cast member because I don't want you on
Speaker 7: and win in the super Bowl with somebody else. And I, God,
Speaker 7: damn right, I said, you got that. I exactly said
Speaker 7: this to him. I said, you, god damn right. What
Speaker 7: fuck it took you so long? I said, now you
Speaker 7: know I'm about to show my ass, right, And he
Speaker 7: was like yeah. And then the next hour I got Ghostbusters.
Speaker 7: The director from Ghostbusters called me. This all happened in
Speaker 7: the same fucking day, and I had the cutest fucking
Speaker 7: outfit on and I went on Fifth Avenue and I
Speaker 7: walked that motherfucker like I was judging voter.
Speaker 5: I was so happy. I was like ship.
Speaker 7: Like that I'm about to be rich.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that is. That's the power of self.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I've always had that.
Speaker 7: That's the one thing I could say. My daddy taught
Speaker 7: me so much. My dad used to say to me
Speaker 7: every fucking day, and this is what I want to
Speaker 7: say to women too. My dad never said to me,
Speaker 7: I want you to get married and settle down and
Speaker 7: have kids.
Speaker 8: He never said that. He said that it's an option.
Speaker 8: But he was like, you're so fucking like dope and whatever.
Speaker 7: You're so dope. I want you to be whatever the
Speaker 7: fuck you want. So you have to work hard, no
Speaker 7: matter what the fuck it is. They're gonna tell you
Speaker 7: that you're black, they're gonna tell you that you're a woman.
Speaker 7: But don't listen to him. He used to say this
Speaker 7: to me every fucking day. Don't listen to nobody, because
Speaker 7: if you work hard and you fucking love it, you're
Speaker 7: gonna be successful. That's what drove me through. I never thought, oh,
Speaker 7: I'm finna get a man and get married.
Speaker 8: I don't. I don't know, No.
Speaker 5: And Leslie, are all of them still your great friends?
Speaker 4: With Chris Rock, did Jamie Fox to Jim Carrey is
Speaker 4: out like you still call them and get advice and talk,
Speaker 4: and you envision like some great fucking dinners that we've
Speaker 4: got to be invited to, wouldn't.
Speaker 8: I don't dinner with these people?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm I'm like real, I'm I'm very
Speaker 7: ghetto and cool son like not saying or not.
Speaker 8: That's not somebody I dinner with. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Ye, yeah, totally get it.
Speaker 8: They touched, they've touched the light.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 5: I got it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: If you want to meet me over here at the
Speaker 7: taco stands, that's what I do. I'm I'm too, I'm
Speaker 7: normal as fun. I shouldn't be famous. I don't give
Speaker 7: a fuck about it, like for real though, So yeah,
Speaker 7: I know Jim Carry and all that, but I know
Speaker 7: real comedians like you know, I know, like you know Greg's, Fitzsimmons,
Speaker 7: I know, like you know, like Owen Smith's, Like these
Speaker 7: are people you'll never get to fucking hear about, and
Speaker 7: they funny as fuck, like you will see me at
Speaker 7: the comedy store.
Speaker 8: I don't. I'm not that person. I go and do
Speaker 8: my spot and I go to fuck home.
Speaker 4: Sean, we got to get her with Mama Lynchmore Shawn,
Speaker 4: we gotta get her.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll be able to handle that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all gonna have to get it.
Speaker 1: What's that? That motherfucking thing they shock you with to
Speaker 1: bring you back to life?
Speaker 2: You have to have, man, You're gonna have to You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to have one of them for everybody who
Speaker 2: is in the motherfucking five mile radius.
Speaker 1: That will be some funny ass.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, Gavin, you ain't got no cousins or nothing.
Speaker 1: That single gee?
Speaker 6: What the hell is that? What this whole thing was about? Yep, Jesus,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 4: UNLESSI Gama does that some game he do people do
Speaker 4: look out of sideways from time to time when they walk, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Because they think he's slick, because he's so good looking.
Speaker 7: He looks he looks like he looks like the Mayor
Speaker 7: like that, you know, he looks like he.
Speaker 8: Should be on a Marvel Mayor like you know what I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying, Yeah, Well, what Marshaun calls him Batman?
Speaker 7: I'm just saying, no, like Batman's uncle.
Speaker 3: But let's say I want to go back because it's
Speaker 3: interesting just successful. No, but I'm I'm interested in this
Speaker 3: this idea. This is sort of in the success and failure.
Speaker 6: I mean, is it just luck?
Speaker 4: Is not?
Speaker 6: You're I mean, what is it?
Speaker 7: It's not it's hard work. There's no such thing as luck.
Speaker 7: Luck is hard work and coincidence.
Speaker 6: Right, luck does not.
Speaker 8: That's no such thing as luck.
Speaker 6: But you got great people that are smartest.
Speaker 3: How you mentioned those those comedians that that are the
Speaker 3: ones grinding every day.
Speaker 6: They're the best of the best. But they may not
Speaker 6: necessarily be household names, right, I mean, what what's that differential?
Speaker 8: It's It's like.
Speaker 7: Again, it's about circumstance and hard work. It's not like
Speaker 7: these comedians are not working. They're working, they're getting booked.
Speaker 7: But uh, how don't I think the only way I
Speaker 7: can explain the reason that I made it is because I.
Speaker 8: Am very different and passionate.
Speaker 7: Then I think I am very different than a lot
Speaker 7: of female comedians because I do perform like a dude,
Speaker 7: even though that's not a compliment, but that you're going
Speaker 7: to get a real show with me, and what you
Speaker 7: see is what you get. And I'm very much standing
Speaker 7: on business. Is the only way that I can say it.
Speaker 7: I stand straight on what the fuck I represent? If
Speaker 7: you hire me, I'm gonna come and kill your shit.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna destroy it because that's what I believe in myself.
Speaker 7: So a lot of people don't get that opportunity.
Speaker 8: A lot of people. People don't hustle that hard either.
Speaker 8: You know, hustle you gotta you can't the little gigs
Speaker 8: can't be shit to you. You gotta do those gigs.
Speaker 8: You gotta do the little gigs.
Speaker 7: You got to. Kim Whitley taught me this. You gotta
Speaker 7: do all the clubs. You can't just be a black
Speaker 7: audience comedian. You gotta be an all audience. When I
Speaker 7: started comedy, I said, I want to be so famous
Speaker 7: that when I'm outside some Asian people come up to
Speaker 7: me and go, let's leave, pitch up.
Speaker 8: That's what I want.
Speaker 7: I want that, and it's happened so many times. So,
Speaker 7: but you can't do that unless you performing everywhere, make
Speaker 7: material that's for everyone.
Speaker 5: Let's they're a good friend. George Lope has talked about it.
Speaker 4: We had the incident at the casino and uh, where
Speaker 4: the people are heckling him and whatnot, and he said,
Speaker 4: fuck it, I'm out of here.
Speaker 5: Is that happening more nowadays than it did the past.
Speaker 6: Or the audience.
Speaker 8: Oh well, let me just say this, uh.
Speaker 4: All Ship, I wouldn't come after Leslie if I was
Speaker 4: no chance, I'd come after.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 7: I don't know what show George Lopez is doing now.
Speaker 7: I don't know what show he's doing, but I've known
Speaker 7: George to be really, really funny. I don't know what
Speaker 7: jokes he's doing now. There is a such thing as
Speaker 7: audiences paying money and going, hey, this is not what
Speaker 7: I want. But I'll be damn if you're gonna heckle me, motherfucker,
Speaker 7: I would have put that. I would have took my
Speaker 7: fucking jacket off, and I'd have turned the lights on.
Speaker 7: I said, let's fucking go, because I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 7: talk about you. I'm gonna talk about your mama. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna talk about your mama's mama. I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 7: the tree that you was born under. I'm gonna talk
Speaker 7: about the fucking I'm talking about you. I know that
Speaker 7: would not be no heckling me.
Speaker 8: We will make the show the show, motherfucker.
Speaker 7: I don't I don't get the only thing that people
Speaker 7: yell out to me is we love you, We love you, Leslie,
Speaker 7: which I answer, I will love you after we have
Speaker 7: a couple of days and had talks. I don't love
Speaker 7: you like that, like you know what I'm saying, Like no,
Speaker 7: for real, Like I understand when audiences feel like they.
Speaker 8: Can do what they do, but I will make an
Speaker 8: example out of you.
Speaker 7: Do you know how many gigs I've seen where comedians
Speaker 7: have whooped audience members ass?
Speaker 8: So many son, I.
Speaker 5: Love it so many.
Speaker 7: So they tried George. They tried George, and George is
Speaker 7: rich enough to go fucking. I'm just I don't have
Speaker 7: to do this. You can check and shoved up your ass.
Speaker 7: But if I was George, I would have brought out
Speaker 7: the old school motherfucker on them motherfuckers and went ham
Speaker 7: and said, and if you want to cancel me, bitch,
Speaker 7: cancel me. Fuck you, Like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 7: like like, that's the job of a comic and the
Speaker 7: job of an audience is to be the fucking audience.
Speaker 7: And the way that you do that is establish it
Speaker 7: as soon as you walk out. You're not gonna fuck
Speaker 7: with me. I tell people, when I walk out on stage,
Speaker 7: I know you be seeing me on Instagrams And how
Speaker 7: positive I am and all that, but I don't fucking cut.
Speaker 7: I will cut your motherfucking as like a smooth piece
Speaker 7: of butter.
Speaker 8: Bitch.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, fuck around, find out, funk around in fact
Speaker 7: out tell me, goddamn.
Speaker 4: Be smode, be smode to tell me about your tour
Speaker 4: right now, Leslie.
Speaker 8: It's awesome.
Speaker 7: I'm on road. I'm on the road with Lenny Marcus.
Speaker 7: We just did Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, we did New York. New
Speaker 7: York was off the chain.
Speaker 8: I love touring. I love touring.
Speaker 7: I love going to the different places and performing. But
Speaker 7: you know what's so crazy is like my audience when
Speaker 7: I first started was like black was all black.
Speaker 8: They're all white now, which is hilarious because it's.
Speaker 7: Like like the people that I know, the old comedians
Speaker 7: that I know, they always yell at me because they'd
Speaker 7: be like, how come you're not putting me on the
Speaker 7: road to open up for you? And I was like,
Speaker 7: your act might not work with my audience now, which
Speaker 7: is the way out.
Speaker 8: It's way out for me to say that.
Speaker 7: It's like, can't do you have a versatile act because
Speaker 7: my act is like a lot of white people.
Speaker 6: How's what? What's that about? How did that? What what
Speaker 6: do you what do you make of that?
Speaker 7: I think it's SNL Ghostbusters. That type of ship brings
Speaker 7: brings out the yard, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 7: you know, and then I'm doing the daily show. SNL
Speaker 7: was really a beloved thing. People still think I'm on there,
Speaker 7: which is Larry's.
Speaker 4: So, Leslie, your happy Your happy spot is being on
Speaker 4: the road, getting getting in club big or small.
Speaker 5: That's your happy spot.
Speaker 7: Well, yes, when I get on the stage and grabbing Mike,
Speaker 7: no one can fuck with me there. It's like my
Speaker 7: own world, you know what I'm saying. But I have
Speaker 7: been getting into directing and writing my own projects. I'm
Speaker 7: going to direct a pick a Ball movie and uh
Speaker 7: me and Marshawn I would love for you to be
Speaker 7: in that. Oh my god, me and me and Larry
Speaker 7: Wilmore just sold the show to Universal where I'm going
Speaker 7: to be a coach. It's called Coach k It's sprung
Speaker 7: from the story where I used to be a coach.
Speaker 7: I used to be a coach coach little kids, and
Speaker 7: it's a really good story.
Speaker 4: So, oh my god, Leslie, Marshaun's all over that fucking
Speaker 4: that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Around with pickleball too.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: When I say this movie is so fucking good and
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be directing it, I would love for you
Speaker 7: to come in and do because I'm gonna have a
Speaker 7: I have a lot of cameos.
Speaker 8: Uh, Venus and Serena's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be in there.
Speaker 7: We got David Beckham, we got we got all kinds
Speaker 7: of it's just really a funny movie.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and I'll tell you that.
Speaker 8: Yeah. But I would love for you to even be
Speaker 8: the coach on my television show.
Speaker 7: That would be kind of because it's gonna be in
Speaker 7: the school, okay, or you could be my brother or
Speaker 7: something like like, because the character is that it's like
Speaker 7: kind of close to what I am. You know, I
Speaker 7: used to I used to work for scientologists. That's I've
Speaker 7: done all kinds of crazy shit in my life to
Speaker 7: make money. So it's like kind of rained around that character.
Speaker 7: And I used to be a basketball player, but then
Speaker 7: I just turned into a hippie.
Speaker 8: It's it's really good. It's good. It's gonna be.
Speaker 2: All ship, not so ship, all right, cool well ship.
Speaker 2: They're got my agent right there, so yeah that we
Speaker 2: still got work even after work.
Speaker 5: Yes, we do no's.
Speaker 4: And by the way, Leslie, it's so amazing you and
Speaker 4: Marshaan are like cut from the same cloth. It's incredible
Speaker 4: in terms of your mindset and his No, Doug.
Speaker 6: I was Doug. I was sick of the same thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, these guys just pure authenticity, right,
Speaker 3: just this just being yourself.
Speaker 6: Not no pretend that.
Speaker 7: Most black people, most black people and most black women
Speaker 7: are like that.
Speaker 8: It's just you know, how much what level you want
Speaker 8: to stand them at?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but blessed, blessed.
Speaker 4: The difference though, in sports is that people got to
Speaker 4: play the game and and and to whether it's to
Speaker 4: the commissioner, to the coach, to the whoever.
Speaker 5: Marshawn never played the game, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: And that's why I love about him when he don't
Speaker 7: answer the questions and ship. I love it because I've
Speaker 7: always played from the field of that. I'm the quarterback
Speaker 7: getting recruited, so I always have to, you know, still
Speaker 7: be good and still be cordial with my fuckers. But
Speaker 7: whenever I see Marshawn do some shit, I'll be like
Speaker 7: when he being when he was in the UH press conferences.
Speaker 8: Oh god, I used to be like, I fucking love
Speaker 8: this motherfucker.
Speaker 7: Because when we did Ghostbusters, the press is really fucked up.
Speaker 7: So we were in London doing the press and this
Speaker 7: guy sat down. This was the first time that I
Speaker 7: ever showed my ass. This guy sat down from Germany
Speaker 7: and he was like, I'm going to write a bad
Speaker 7: article about this movie, so.
Speaker 8: Tell me why I shouldn't.
Speaker 7: So I got up and I locked the door and
Speaker 7: I said, now you can't get out.
Speaker 8: So when I say I.
Speaker 7: Tore his motherfucking that motherfucker thought I was hitler. When
Speaker 7: I was finished with him, Yo, real talk like don't
Speaker 7: fucking bring your punk cast and this motherfucking think you
Speaker 7: finna talk to me crazy like, and I had to
Speaker 7: be talked to by a publicists.
Speaker 8: I had to be talked to. I had you can't
Speaker 8: do that.
Speaker 7: You can't do why why they can do that to me?
Speaker 7: And I can't do that to them. But when I
Speaker 7: saw my shy be like fuck you, Like, oh God,
Speaker 7: I was like I want to be him.
Speaker 1: You did, You're right, you took that ship to another level.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, man, they get so comfortable in
Speaker 2: that ship and just thinks because they got a microphone
Speaker 2: and the badge to come in there and they talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 7: Oh we got the first the stick in and we
Speaker 7: get to the and you and the the thood that
Speaker 7: don't mean you paint your show?
Speaker 8: Ask what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, mother, Yeah, I don't know that. And I bet you,
Speaker 2: I bet you his career has changed. I bet that
Speaker 2: motherfuckering wrote a negative article.
Speaker 8: I I bet you that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You give me my mother show.
Speaker 7: Before before, like even even before this, my assistant was like,
Speaker 7: what are you gonna ask me?
Speaker 8: I was like, I said, to ask them about that
Speaker 8: bitch shoes, Like do you even know what the bill is?
Speaker 2: I say no, but you know what that is, and
Speaker 2: don't worry for me. And Doug gonna be right there
Speaker 2: telling getting get him, get him.
Speaker 7: Yeah you know. And then the older I get and
Speaker 7: the more conscious I get, the more don't give a
Speaker 7: fuck I have. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 7: like it's like right now and I hate to say,
Speaker 7: y'all growing you and and uh your your I don't
Speaker 7: your name.
Speaker 3: Dood doug Yeah fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh.
Speaker 6: Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 8: He's not Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 7: There's only one Dougie Fresh. Stop it now don't get
Speaker 7: to don't get beside yourself. Don't get beside yourself.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just like I'm hurting right now.
Speaker 8: I hurt fresh.
Speaker 1: We usually always got something.
Speaker 5: To say to what's what you're doing for I'm hurt
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 7: I think that black women are very I think it's
Speaker 7: hard to say this. See, I think black women are
Speaker 7: the root of all of us.
Speaker 8: I really do believe that.
Speaker 7: And I think you white men know it too. And
Speaker 7: you know, because we raised you motherfuckers. You know, my
Speaker 7: ancestors raised a lot of your ancestors.
Speaker 8: He was on he was on my tit.
Speaker 7: No, I'm being real fucking honest right now, And I
Speaker 7: think that I think that that's what white men are
Speaker 7: scared of black women about, because I think that we're
Speaker 7: the ones that can discipline you.
Speaker 6: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 8: It may.
Speaker 6: It's very resonant with me.
Speaker 8: Why you only see Jamaican nannies?
Speaker 7: Huh? Why you only see that because they getting that us.
Speaker 7: It's just I feel like white men are very scared
Speaker 7: of black women. I think y'all are. And I think
Speaker 7: that's what the problem is with Kamala right now, is
Speaker 7: that they feel like that she's gonna come on and
Speaker 7: do some shit. I think that is the biggest fear
Speaker 7: too for white people, is that y'all think that all
Speaker 7: the other race are going to do to y'all what
Speaker 7: y'all did to us. And listen, I'm going deep, Marshaun
Speaker 7: Ain't saying shit. I'm going deep because I just really
Speaker 7: need this message to get out. I really the tenderness
Speaker 7: of a black of black people. I swear black.
Speaker 8: Women just want to heal. We just want to heal
Speaker 8: the nation.
Speaker 7: I'm my grandmother, my aunt, all of them, even all
Speaker 7: the stuff that happens to them, they're always to the
Speaker 7: root of less love, like just give love out, give
Speaker 7: love out. And I think that that's where we are
Speaker 7: right now. I think that we need a strong woman
Speaker 7: to come and say, hey, listen, I know shit has
Speaker 7: been sad, I know shit has been fucked up. Let's
Speaker 7: work together to get this shit back on track. And
Speaker 7: we are moving towards the future. We are changing and
Speaker 7: we're developing into better people. And we have to teach
Speaker 7: the people who don't want to move with us that
Speaker 7: it's okay to move because those.
Speaker 8: People have feelings.
Speaker 7: You know, a lot of those trumpers and shit really
Speaker 7: just believe in I just don't want to be poor
Speaker 7: no more, or whatever it is that they believe.
Speaker 8: There are some racists.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying that they're not, but I always believe
Speaker 7: in the thing of hurt people, hurt people.
Speaker 4: You know, Hey, lesl Leie me asked a question, as
Speaker 4: you travel through Middle America on your tour and you
Speaker 4: see people every day at the coffee shops, bars, your clubs, whatever,
Speaker 4: where do you think we're at right now with thirty
Speaker 4: days left, thirty five days left, because we're in the back,
Speaker 4: do you think we're in a battle?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I really was thinking that we was because we saw
Speaker 7: the people that came forward, you know, that came forward
Speaker 7: to that's going.
Speaker 8: To support This is the thing that scares me that
Speaker 8: they are not scared.
Speaker 7: I can't explain it. Trump is still being crazy, like JD.
Speaker 7: Vince is still saying crazy. It's almost like they don't care.
Speaker 6: Because they've doubled down on crazy. I mean, they're doubling
Speaker 6: down every day.
Speaker 7: My thing is is that crazy does that they're not scared.
Speaker 7: So I feel like there's another plan going on, and
Speaker 7: I'm very scared that if we do win, that they're
Speaker 7: going to do some other crazy shit, So that scares me.
Speaker 7: I think that we could win it. I think that
Speaker 7: we are in the back. I think most of the
Speaker 7: country wants gun laws, most of the country wants women's rights,
Speaker 7: most of the country want people their children to be
Speaker 7: safe in school. Most of the country believes that shit.
Speaker 7: But I think that there's a big part of the
Speaker 7: country that is just very confused, hurt, scary, racist, whatever.
Speaker 7: And I'm scared that Trump has come in and changed
Speaker 7: so much stuff that he could make it hard for
Speaker 7: whatever's going to happen for this election. I'm scared of
Speaker 7: the Supreme Court, which definitely should be refused. I'm so
Speaker 7: scared of all this obvious shit that's happening that we
Speaker 7: are just like, Okay. For example, you remember when the
Speaker 7: Rodney King shit happened and they had the video and
Speaker 7: everybody was like, oh, and we're like, this is a video, bitch,
Speaker 7: you're right here. It's almost like the shit is happening
Speaker 7: in front of us, and we're still like, no, that's
Speaker 7: not what it is, and it is or either we're
Speaker 7: still stuck in that. They can't do that.
Speaker 8: We're still stuck in that mold. Instead of they doing
Speaker 8: that we need.
Speaker 7: To do something like It's that's what's scary to me,
Speaker 7: that we're not gonna fight back if some shit happens.
Speaker 7: It's scary to me that I look at shit like
Speaker 7: Handmate's tail and all of that and go, God damn,
Speaker 7: we're real close to that ship. We're real close to
Speaker 7: that ship, and that shits scary to me because let
Speaker 7: me tell you, I'm gonna be the first one to
Speaker 7: get shot because I'm That's the first thing I'm gonna
Speaker 7: say is fuck you.
Speaker 8: I ain't fit about that's me. That's me.
Speaker 7: I'm dead in the first five minutes. I'm not going
Speaker 7: to no fields. I'm not gonna be nobody nanny, I know.
Speaker 3: And the only thing that could stop that from happening
Speaker 3: is everyone listening. Get out and vote, vote your conscience,
Speaker 3: vote to people, and vote for Marshawn lynch Is mayor
Speaker 3: of Oakland and Leslie Jones as leader of the world.
Speaker 7: No, but I really know it gets me when I
Speaker 7: see people like you, Gavin. I know that a lot
Speaker 7: of people give you a lot of hard times and ship,
Speaker 7: but I do really feel like you do have the
Speaker 7: heart of of of trying.
Speaker 8: To fix ship that's going on. I really do feel
Speaker 8: that from bless you. You know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 8: I hope.
Speaker 3: That you you know, continue, thank you, well you know
Speaker 3: what we We wish we could continue, but we are
Speaker 3: past our time.
Speaker 6: The one and only lets the Jones. This has been
Speaker 6: a hell of a ride. This was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Fact.
Speaker 8: Don't nothing for.
Speaker 4: No, Leslie, Leslie, you got you got invites everything we
Speaker 4: do all the time.
Speaker 6: And if Marshaun is out there playing Jesus, thank god.
Speaker 1: Damn show up and show the fun out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was awesome, But Leslie, less your real talk.
Speaker 4: I love your attitude, dude, I love your attitude, love
Speaker 4: your mindset, I love your energy. I love everything about
Speaker 4: you always have and get a chance to meet you
Speaker 4: now you are the real deal, one of one.
Speaker 5: Uh believable story.
Speaker 4: And we know we definitely have to do this again
Speaker 4: to get together and break some bread whatever you have
Speaker 4: it uh and uh and all that.
Speaker 5: But it has been a place, she.
Speaker 1: Told you with people like you.
Speaker 8: Was somebody cute.
Speaker 6: Might break the little out of your cousins too, I might.
Speaker 7: I might be a little British, a little British, you know, ad,
Speaker 7: And I'm Dougie Fresh Im not gonna do that, Dougie, Like,
Speaker 7: how dare you? I know, Dougie Fresh, you are not hire.
Speaker 5: Killing me right down more, Sean we we where you.
Speaker 8: Fight at dog, You ain't got no fight with me,
Speaker 8: Marshaw starter.
Speaker 2: Hey, doug I'm gonna tell you like this. She got
Speaker 2: unlimited fouls, so you better be curveful.
Speaker 8: Yes, I five files, five fouls. Look how big my
Speaker 8: hand is.
Speaker 7: My daddy told me I was a big bitching when
Speaker 7: I was in the sixth grade. He said, when you
Speaker 7: when you hit other people, it's wrong.
Speaker 8: It's wrong.
Speaker 1: Hard. Thank you, Thank you, Mama. I appreciate it.
Speaker 8: Thank y'all so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your presence, Mama.
Speaker 8: Thank you for letting me be on here. It was
Speaker 8: so fucking fun, so cute.
Speaker 7: All god shine, You're so real.
Speaker 8: Donkey you cool.
Speaker 6: Sea.
Speaker 8: I see y'all later.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mama, Bye baby,