WEBVTT - The Incomparable Leslie Jones

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<v Speaker 1>Man, what's handed man?

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<v Speaker 2>You got Marshaw Bismall Lynch.

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<v Speaker 3>Doug Hendrickson and Gavin Newsome and you're listening to politickets

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<v Speaker 3>you know to be you know to be?

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<v Speaker 4>Today, guys, we have an incredible guest. We have a

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<v Speaker 4>great comedian, Emmy nominated actress you know from Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 4>Live and hosting.

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<v Speaker 5>The Daily Show, Gavin. That's right, The Daily Show, which

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<v Speaker 5>you love.

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<v Speaker 4>She's known for her roles in movies like the reboot

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<v Speaker 4>of Ghostbusters sequel of Coming to America. She's currently on

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<v Speaker 4>a comedy to her right now, the great iconic Leslie Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good look man, Hey, Leslie, did.

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<v Speaker 5>You say that's a good looking man? Referring to me

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<v Speaker 5>or Marshaan to you?

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<v Speaker 6>Douglas?

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<v Speaker 7>Now? But I tell you what, Gavin, you looking spiff

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<v Speaker 7>it today? Yes, you are, missus Newsom.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing my hair too, Leslie?

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<v Speaker 5>You look good?

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<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>You hear that, Marshawn, You hear that, Marsian.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't pump his head too much, Okay, talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>The best guess we've ever had, Doug.

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<v Speaker 7>Ever, I love me some Gavin Noose and now you're

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<v Speaker 7>talking about it even though you laid me out.

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<v Speaker 6>You laid me out on the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all relaxed, and then all of a sudden, like, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 3>what's coming after me?

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<v Speaker 6>I was cleaning up the city or something for president.

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<v Speaker 5>She well, she calls you slick. Gavin oh Man.

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<v Speaker 6>Called me slick cleaning up that house.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't write that joke, Gavin. That was somebody else joke.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't write that joke, Gavin.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, listen, Gavin's not gonna like that. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>saying that, but.

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<v Speaker 3>They were saying it on Fox, and then I had

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<v Speaker 3>to get off Fox, and then I went to the

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<v Speaker 3>Daily Shower and then all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 6>It's on there. I'm like, Jesus Christ, the hell did

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<v Speaker 6>I say?

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<v Speaker 7>What did I say?

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<v Speaker 6>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 7>In your defense? I was laughing like a motherfucker at

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<v Speaker 7>her response, and everybody's like, no, we got to write

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<v Speaker 7>a joke. I was like, this is really funny, though,

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<v Speaker 7>He's like, we gotta clean this motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing to clean the goddamn shout Jesus action.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good thing, but.

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<v Speaker 4>But I appreciate his honesty, Leslie. He was like, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>do people clean up when guests came over and he said,

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<v Speaker 4>this is.

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<v Speaker 3>What you got seventy seventy you know, countries coming like anyone,

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<v Speaker 3>you clean up a little extra.

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<v Speaker 6>Was the first time we cleaned the house.

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<v Speaker 7>Jesus, it was so annoying that we were like that.

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<v Speaker 7>It is so and you know what's so crazy? Like

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<v Speaker 7>when the candidates came out, I promise and if you

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<v Speaker 7>go back and look on my feet, I said, Gavin

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<v Speaker 7>News should definitely be like up for vice president. That

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<v Speaker 7>would be a great because he would destroy jd Vance.

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<v Speaker 9>He would destroy him, debate, destroy him, that little narcissist

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<v Speaker 9>in cel basement dwelling motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 5>Won't you eat up?

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<v Speaker 2>I go hard, motherfucking paint Yo.

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<v Speaker 8>That came from me, son, saying came from me.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I need to say that. You know, I know

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<v Speaker 7>I'm way older than you. What's up, homie?

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<v Speaker 8>Let me motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 7>Son, Your reaction to everything is hilarious. Son, Hello, you

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<v Speaker 7>are definitely from the hood, sir, oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Ship, it's a validation. I thought he was posing all

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<v Speaker 6>this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm gonna have to go tell mama. She Mama

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<v Speaker 2>did something right then she is, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>You are.

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<v Speaker 7>You are loved amongst all of us. We love the

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<v Speaker 7>hell out of you. Yeah, like see like you are

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<v Speaker 7>too funny way in the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my that's my that's my second son.

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<v Speaker 1>These my white kids I keep you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not the one.

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<v Speaker 4>That made and Leslie along with along with Mama Lynch.

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<v Speaker 4>Mama Lynch, I helped raise this guy here. I helped raise.

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<v Speaker 3>And I helped keep him out of jail, Leslie out

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<v Speaker 3>of jail.

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<v Speaker 1>That part is true.

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<v Speaker 2>But these my kids, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 8>You are hilarious, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking I'm taking them on a tour right now,

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<v Speaker 2>inviting them, you know, I mean, I'm bringing them slowly,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I mean getting them ready for the cookouts

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<v Speaker 2>and ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring them to the barbecue.

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<v Speaker 7>Gathering is ready, I'm Gavin is ready? Ga, Gavin, you

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<v Speaker 7>walk into a cookout, the girls is gonna be trying

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<v Speaker 7>to fix you a plate and ship. They were like,

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<v Speaker 7>that's a good look at white boys gather.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, potato salad with no raisins too.

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<v Speaker 8>No, yeah, you're gonna get some legit potato salad.

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<v Speaker 6>Who the hell has raisins and potato salad. But the

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<v Speaker 6>hell you know, whatever you all do.

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<v Speaker 8>You ain't seen it at your reunion. That should be

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<v Speaker 8>right in the middle of the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. That's the that's the key dish.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, we got to bring you to more Sean solfood Restaurant, Oakland.

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<v Speaker 8>What you got a soul for restaurant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he did, se so at funk around when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to soul food.

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<v Speaker 7>Marshaan sent in the kitchen. I'm from Memphis, Tennessee. So

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<v Speaker 7>if it's not good, I'm gonna say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, then you gotta let us know what's up. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's one thing I do love about hunting. She up

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<v Speaker 2>for that. She up for that challenge I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 8>Is it safe to come to open? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>You really?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 6>Right there? Seriously? Right there?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't ask here we go. By the way, Leslie Marshawn

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<v Speaker 3>is sneaking and running for mayor of Oakland. He's snaking

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<v Speaker 3>and running for mayor. We got some new pulling that

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<v Speaker 3>just came in.

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin just gave me some ship that let.

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<v Speaker 7>Me a town yo.

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<v Speaker 8>That ship would work.

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<v Speaker 5>That would work less. So yes, I agree, that ship

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<v Speaker 5>would work.

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<v Speaker 1>Think gonna be my campaign manager.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the campaign Doug's the finance chair.

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<v Speaker 8>Davin, I need I need information from you.

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<v Speaker 7>So there's a bill or something that they've been wanting

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<v Speaker 7>you to sign for the artist.

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<v Speaker 8>Which artist, it's like a union thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've signed nine and ninety one bills, so it just

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<v Speaker 3>got through. So I may have I may have signed it.

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<v Speaker 3>I may have vetoed it. Let's hope I didn't.

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<v Speaker 8>God damn it, Gavin. If you vetoed me, I swear

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<v Speaker 8>to God.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell what I do.

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<v Speaker 6>I've vetoled a lot. I need to a bill.

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<v Speaker 7>That they want you to sign. This's like a whole

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<v Speaker 7>bunch of people have signed it. It's for unions, it's

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<v Speaker 7>for like the entertainment, because Gavin, seriously, the entertainment, the

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<v Speaker 7>entertainment feel is what makes California make their money for real.

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<v Speaker 7>So my thing, my thing is is that when they

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<v Speaker 7>when we went on strike, and we had every fucking

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<v Speaker 7>reason to go on strike, right, that these corporations got

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<v Speaker 7>pissed off because of the strike, and now we're suffering

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<v Speaker 7>from that. The people at the bottom suffer from that championship.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'm just like wondering, how do we get that into.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you know what this may be.

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<v Speaker 3>This may be the unemployment fund that would extend to

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<v Speaker 3>striking workers or state unemployment fund, of which I that

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<v Speaker 3>that that may be the issue, that a more complicated,

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<v Speaker 3>large issue. We did provide health care for striking workers,

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<v Speaker 3>which is one of the first states to do that

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<v Speaker 3>in the country. And we just signed some good ai

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<v Speaker 3>bells to deal with deep fakes that I did at SAG.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually was down.

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<v Speaker 3>There, uh with with the leadership at SEG talking about

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<v Speaker 3>that issue.

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<v Speaker 6>But no, there's a lot more.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think you like the I think you like

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<v Speaker 2>the soldier boy of the politic world.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean the soldier boy with.

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<v Speaker 2>You always the soldier boy be like, yeah, I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>first rapper I ever didn't and you'd be like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>But we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You make sure you throw that ship up there.

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<v Speaker 8>You know what.

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<v Speaker 7>Marsha in his defense like after Ernest Schwarzenegger, because you know,

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<v Speaker 7>California thought that they was voting being the fucking terminator

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<v Speaker 7>and this the fucking budget.

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<v Speaker 8>Is what he fucking did. It's like, I'll be back, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't he had to ship?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Marshawn take that.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, I thought you were y'all thought

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<v Speaker 3>you wanted me to run your cam paid for mayor.

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<v Speaker 6>The hell are you talking to your campaign manager like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Look? Look see, look you getting too You're getting too

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<v Speaker 1>sensitive right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Just slow down just a little bit, because look, putting

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<v Speaker 2>it out there like you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the first governor that's actually running up you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>The name mayor from.

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<v Speaker 2>Oapen, California, and that's just I'm the first governor and

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<v Speaker 2>the first state that's actually a governor and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Running the campaign for the mayor of okin. You be

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<v Speaker 1>the first for everything.

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<v Speaker 6>I think he's serious. I actually think he's serious.

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<v Speaker 7>I told like I said, I think that you definitely

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<v Speaker 7>a vice vice vice president material.

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<v Speaker 6>Just a VP.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the.

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<v Speaker 7>Gangster ship she was doing. When ship was going down,

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, oh he is gangstering. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 8>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, gains standing a gentleman man.

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<v Speaker 7>But watch out for the people who make the money

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<v Speaker 7>for the state. California should not be broke.

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<v Speaker 6>No, we're not bro We're I'm about to.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's gonna tell you the fifth largest economy.

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<v Speaker 6>In that you got at Marshall, keep up the talking points.

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<v Speaker 6>What else a year?

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<v Speaker 2>The first the first statement, everything, this meeting the United

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<v Speaker 2>States number one and everything.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That should be known.

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<v Speaker 8>Let it be known. I'm doing, good man, How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all right? It's a blessing.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, ever get to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we had the cross path. It's only great.

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<v Speaker 2>You are only right and your energy is so motherfucking infectious.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How somebody could be around you and not have a

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking good time.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Found out yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Found there's gonna be something wrong with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Look, I'm just telling you straight up, I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>seen this motherfucking gathering smell as much what I've been

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<v Speaker 2>knowing this dude for about fucking fifteen years. I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>never seen any you popped up, set up, blushing and ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Look he unbutton that first, that first button up. Looking,

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<v Speaker 2>I see you fixing it. Look at a little me.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a little I just fell a look at this growing.

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<v Speaker 8>Good.

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<v Speaker 6>You got too old that you gathering?

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<v Speaker 8>Because I'm way older than you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh we we know we share the same we seven

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<v Speaker 6>who look six and me?

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<v Speaker 5>No, six, seven who looks older me?

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<v Speaker 6>Or a few weeks on me. You got a few

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<v Speaker 6>weeks on me. That's look.

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<v Speaker 7>Listen, let me say if I would have met you

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<v Speaker 7>before your wife trust.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool too, because I was gonna say I got you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I got some info.

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<v Speaker 2>All you feel me? I can slide that back, Dough,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Put you in line in

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<v Speaker 2>the Gavin thinking that. Dude, Now, we ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>able to deal with this motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 5>You're talking about Marshall.

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<v Speaker 8>On the coffee together.

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<v Speaker 6>Gavin need to bring it.

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<v Speaker 1>I need some of this, right, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't have you over there dog looking, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, like powder and ship.

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<v Speaker 7>Like he is.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think he needed a suit that's all he needs. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>because usually because usually you gotta suit on. Well, he

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<v Speaker 8>got on a dress shirt, that's yeah. Yeah, showed up

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<v Speaker 8>up the most casual he's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I think he's showing out for you.

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<v Speaker 7>Look okay, because he's doing a good time lord.

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<v Speaker 8>Like, like what a vampire is supposed to look like.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, hey, Marshawn, you know Leslie was a badass

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<v Speaker 4>hooper back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>He was enough shots.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh no, dude. When I was in high school, I

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<v Speaker 8>could dunk. Yeah, I was a bad bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>How tall are you?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm six feet tall. But my coach would put he

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<v Speaker 7>would put a weight vests on me, and I would

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<v Speaker 7>just walk around all day in school and then like

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<v Speaker 7>doing the game. During the game, that's how it would

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<v Speaker 7>go in Like I was staying at the end of

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<v Speaker 7>the thing, and everybody would be.

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<v Speaker 8>Like taking the vet. It looked like they at.

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<v Speaker 7>Least in a monster and then they would be taking

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<v Speaker 7>it off the other team watching me, and then I

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<v Speaker 7>would just jump and I would just jump straight up

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<v Speaker 7>and it would be so fucking high, and it was like, God, damn,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm I was like I would triple double in rebounds,

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<v Speaker 7>block shots, and files.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you look like you got a little bit of me,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were you intimidation? Who the best player? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go with that motherfucking I'm gonna put a demo

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<v Speaker 2>down on the gas.

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<v Speaker 7>Let me tell you something. I would tell them. I

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<v Speaker 7>would be like, this is my house. You come in

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<v Speaker 7>the motherfucking key. You gonna get your ass beat. You're

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<v Speaker 7>not invited into my house. Even when I wasn't in

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<v Speaker 7>the game, they wouldn't go into the house.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're you're basically dream little Draymond Green, little uh

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<v Speaker 4>Dennis Rodman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>But see, I would go over to the.

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<v Speaker 7>Bench and I would look at the team and go,

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<v Speaker 7>I got five files. I got five of them for you,

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<v Speaker 7>And I would tell him, I'm just tell them five.

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<v Speaker 7>You're gonna have to deal with me too.

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<v Speaker 4>I file out, and Lussie, what do you think about

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<v Speaker 4>the w NBA now with all this Caitlyn Clark stuff

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<v Speaker 4>coming in, people trying to hate on her.

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<v Speaker 5>I love what she's done for the game.

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<v Speaker 7>Let me well, first of all, let me correct you,

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<v Speaker 7>white boy. Let me explain something to Payland. Cok is

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<v Speaker 7>a good player. She's a good player. But the WNBA

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<v Speaker 7>been around twenty years before she got here. Let's just

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<v Speaker 7>say that first. It's not just Kaylin Clark who's doing

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<v Speaker 7>something for the league. It's the players that are. And

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<v Speaker 7>these ladies like Don Staley, people like Lisa Leslie, people

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<v Speaker 7>like like that have been have been playing this game

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<v Speaker 7>for a while now. The off is that people like

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<v Speaker 7>Angel Reeves and all of them, and all y'all doing

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<v Speaker 7>is giving it to Caitlin Clark. So she's not fucking

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<v Speaker 7>She's not Larry Bird, motherfucking like. She still is a

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<v Speaker 7>rookie and she'll gotta make her way into this league. Now,

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<v Speaker 7>what I will say is they could have used her

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<v Speaker 7>on the USA team.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not a fly, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Was that a snub or what was that? It wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>a snub.

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<v Speaker 8>I think it was a snub. You guys. There's a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of good players.

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<v Speaker 7>In the w n b A. So she gets to

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<v Speaker 7>go next year, like just because her name is known,

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<v Speaker 7>that don't mean that she gets to get on everything.

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<v Speaker 7>She gotta earn her fucking spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta earn your bone, baby, But she'd be pulling like

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<v Speaker 2>a motherfucker though.

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<v Speaker 5>I totally agree.

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<v Speaker 4>But what I'm saying is she brought a lot more

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<v Speaker 4>notoriety than now, which is great for everybody, which is

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody more money, hopefully more ratings. So what that it's

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<v Speaker 5>the good thing of what she did.

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<v Speaker 7>But I think the only reason that she brought a

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<v Speaker 7>lot of things because of the thing that.

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<v Speaker 8>Was going on between her and Angel Reeves. Like, seriously, the.

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<v Speaker 7>Way that we vilified the black players and the white players,

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<v Speaker 7>we just gotta stop doing that.

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<v Speaker 8>Ship We gotta stop doing that ship because like.

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<v Speaker 7>The way that Kaylyn Clark got welcome into her team

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<v Speaker 7>and the way that Andrew Reice got welcomed to hers,

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<v Speaker 7>that ship was a fucking tragedy.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think it was two different leads.

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<v Speaker 7>When I was in college, I used to fuck bitches up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>do you understand me? Like I would have my Leoni

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<v Speaker 7>Patterson taught me how to when I got a ball

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<v Speaker 7>that my elbows come straight up, So anybody in the way,

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<v Speaker 7>you're gonna lose that bottom jaw.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay. And then and then I do this, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>just real quick, get the fuck out. You know what

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<v Speaker 8>I'm saying. Understand exactly.

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<v Speaker 7>So if I was in the in the if y'all

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<v Speaker 7>would have saw me play in college, y'all would have

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<v Speaker 7>hated y'all would have hated loved me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 7>Daryl Dawkins, I'm gonna fuck you up or I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>score on you.

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<v Speaker 5>I fucking love that lastlie. I love your game.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, let me give you a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>history about about my son Doug. That's been my agent

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<v Speaker 2>for about twenty years now. So when he's speaking and

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<v Speaker 2>with with with that kind of mindset, he's only looking

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<v Speaker 2>at it from a from an agent's perspective right now.

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<v Speaker 2>What you just gave him was something on a broader

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<v Speaker 2>perspective to open up his horizon to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he can see a different yeah, because you.

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<v Speaker 7>Know what through and then go back and tell other

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<v Speaker 7>agents that because where the weather goes down to it,

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<v Speaker 7>we need to stop putting the color on ship and

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<v Speaker 7>look at how players are playing.

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<v Speaker 8>Like I love Caitlin Clark, but I yelled at her

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<v Speaker 8>once and that bitch got shook.

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<v Speaker 7>No, you need, you need, you need to be in.

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<v Speaker 8>The league a little bit more, darling. Your shot don't

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<v Speaker 8>need like real talk.

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<v Speaker 7>Like I was sitting on the bench. I was sitting

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<v Speaker 7>on the side and I was like, you ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 7>make that listen. I'm not supposed to rattle her.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, So she's still.

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<v Speaker 6>A Rookie of the Year apparently.

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<v Speaker 8>Jesus, there's so many.

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<v Speaker 7>Good guards in the league right now that that can't

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<v Speaker 7>fuck with her, like Caitlyn can't fuck with them right now.

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<v Speaker 8>And I think she's a great shot.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that her shot is very good, but so

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<v Speaker 7>is Sabina's Sabina from Liberty. There's so many good shooters

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<v Speaker 7>on the Seattle team this, I mean, come on, now,

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<v Speaker 7>ain't the only one I get it though, I get

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<v Speaker 7>the hip, but let's see here she can carry the height?

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<v Speaker 8>Does what?

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<v Speaker 3>And just because you're so good at contextualizing the world

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<v Speaker 3>we're living in and understanding sort of the moment, what

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<v Speaker 3>does this reflect the moment we're in? I mean just

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, or is this or punctuate where we where

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<v Speaker 3>we've always been living?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, what do you make of it? From sort

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<v Speaker 6>of a social commentary perspective? What does it say about us?

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<v Speaker 8>Just the way that we are now?

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<v Speaker 7>We're so literal now, We're so literal now, and we're

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<v Speaker 7>so offended now. It's just like we're not taking our

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<v Speaker 7>common sense and being balanced. We're going this way or

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<v Speaker 7>we're going this way. And I promise you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 7>be able to function in life unless you get some

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<v Speaker 7>fucking balance. And that's where we are as a society period.

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<v Speaker 7>We are depressed. It has not been a good last

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<v Speaker 7>ten years. We have been through fucking hell, especially the

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<v Speaker 7>fucking women, especially the fucking women. I just really wish

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<v Speaker 7>that you guys will understand what we're seeing. Don't give

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<v Speaker 7>us fucking more room to breathe. Give us the choice

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<v Speaker 7>if we want to breathe.

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<v Speaker 8>You know what I'm saying, Like, give us like if.

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<v Speaker 7>We I don't understand if women came out and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>y'ad need to get it efseected me at eighteen, you

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<v Speaker 7>need to get a resected me at eighteen.

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<v Speaker 8>We want to control your day, it would be not

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<v Speaker 8>neus in this smuggling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have a problem with your control, my dick.

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<v Speaker 7>So you think we don't have a problem when you're

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<v Speaker 7>trying to control and you don't even know anything about pussy.

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<v Speaker 8>That's what's so fucked up. You don't know shit about pussy.

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<v Speaker 7>Know everything about sports, everything about sports, don't know shit

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<v Speaker 7>about pussy. If I was to ask y'all where the

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<v Speaker 7>clip was, you'd be like, he got traded to Denver.

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<v Speaker 8>Go fuck yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll find that motherfucking you find They take me

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<v Speaker 2>a while. I'm gonna find that monthfucker, but I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get to that monthfucker. Then I'm gonna work that month.

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<v Speaker 8>Doug.

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<v Speaker 4>What what?

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<v Speaker 1>What podcast?

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<v Speaker 6>Doug and I just woke up to some podcast? What

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<v Speaker 6>the hell are we?

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<v Speaker 8>No? But this is what I'm saying No, this is

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<v Speaker 8>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I feel like me, We're just not being grown.

0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.280
<v Speaker 7>We're just not being grown right now, we're acting out.

0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.240
<v Speaker 7>There's a lot of tantrums going on. Social media is

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<v Speaker 7>a curse and a blessing at the same time, because

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<v Speaker 7>it gives the platforms to motherfuckers who we should not

0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:03.080
<v Speaker 7>be hearing from and people. People are so literal now

0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:07.440
<v Speaker 7>that we have even given up researching and knowing what

0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:11.480
<v Speaker 7>actual facts are. We are there now, we're we're We're

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<v Speaker 7>a fucking disaster ass playing we are a fucking disaster

0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:19.120
<v Speaker 7>movie from the eighties, And it's fucking sad to sit

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<v Speaker 7>and watch very educated people make uneducated decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>What it?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I came in on all of that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but that's a general sayment I and I com beligure.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so when you say people are literal, I love

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<v Speaker 3>what you said. I mean, is it that we're triggered?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Is it?

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<v Speaker 8>Is that?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you sort of is it? I don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>say this's wrong, but is it?

0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:45.879
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 6>The sort of anti woke stuff? What is it?

0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:49.040
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 6>The cancer culture?

0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.800
<v Speaker 7>Is it's it's how can I put it? It's like

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<v Speaker 7>we're literal, like we're we're just like not seeing what

0:20:57.560 --> 0:20:58.399
<v Speaker 7>the real ship is.

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<v Speaker 8>Like you know, when you're literal, you just that you

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<v Speaker 8>just over the you cannot put it.

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<v Speaker 7>Like like if I come on and say, oh, Gavin

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<v Speaker 7>Noose and me and him, me and him used to

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<v Speaker 7>go to high school together, and we will will motherfucker's

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<v Speaker 7>is gonna believe it for a minute instead of and

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<v Speaker 7>take the story and make it into something instead of

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<v Speaker 7>actually finding out if that shit is true? Right, no context, No,

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<v Speaker 7>it's like we it's like we're numbing ourselves with lies

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<v Speaker 7>because we're in so much pain. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 7>look at the truth of what's going on right now,

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<v Speaker 7>which is our society. And let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 7>the fucking problem is. Everybody is scared of change. Change

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<v Speaker 7>is a motherfucker. But what people need to understand about change.

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<v Speaker 7>Change does not give a fuck about you or how

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<v Speaker 7>you feel. It's gonna happen now. It will polite and

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<v Speaker 7>say to you, hey, it's time to change. But if

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<v Speaker 7>you go fighting, you're gonna just go fighting. And that's

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<v Speaker 7>what's happening right now. Our society and us as a

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<v Speaker 7>people as a human are is developed and going and

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<v Speaker 7>the people who don't want to grow are fucking fighting

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<v Speaker 7>their way and to not grow. It's the same thing

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<v Speaker 7>I say about men. Right now, y'all are going to

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<v Speaker 7>have to do the work because bitches is not fucking

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<v Speaker 7>with you no more. We are not desperate for dick

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<v Speaker 7>no more. We're not desperate for money no more. We're

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<v Speaker 7>not desperate for attention. I'd rather be alone than to

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<v Speaker 7>put up with your unaware, fucking unhealthy ass. And I'm

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<v Speaker 7>talking about by your mind, by your body. There's so

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<v Speaker 7>many men that don't even take care of their fucking

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<v Speaker 7>health because they think a woman gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 8>Stop thinking women are gonna solve your fucking promise. We're not.

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<v Speaker 8>You need to solve your shit, and women don't want

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<v Speaker 8>it just for them. We want it for you.

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<v Speaker 7>We want you to realize that you can be a

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<v Speaker 7>happier person. That's really what it's.

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<v Speaker 8>Coming down to.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound like accountability.

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<v Speaker 7>I got money, I got three houses, I got three houses,

0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:55.680
<v Speaker 7>I got a car, I got all kinds of shit.

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<v Speaker 7>You can't complete me. I'm already completed. I need a

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<v Speaker 7>motherfucker that's gonna ride with me as a Parker.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, let's just jug Marshall, you got to come out

0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:08.040
<v Speaker 4>her hard, man. I mean, I'm telling you, I.

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<v Speaker 8>Got no damsel in distress, motherfucker cat lady in the

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<v Speaker 8>parking lot, thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, And we're gonna get them up.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, we're gonna get them up.

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<v Speaker 7>Baby, go get the car while I handle these three thugs, motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just saying, it's just it's starting.

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<v Speaker 7>To be where we're spoiled, we're entitled with children, we're

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<v Speaker 7>acting like we're acting out as children, and someone grown

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<v Speaker 7>needs to step up and say, hey, stop acting like this.

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<v Speaker 7>And you said our society is dying because of the

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<v Speaker 7>selfishness and the offendingness that you're walking around with.

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<v Speaker 6>I love all that. So, but you mentioned ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you, I mean, have you seen this sort

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<v Speaker 3>of trend line in the last decade or so, or

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<v Speaker 3>have you seen it even beyond that?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, yes, I mean think about Okay, First, Obama,

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<v Speaker 7>really he got in there and really tried to be.

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<v Speaker 8>The president that everybody thinks the president is supposed to be. Like.

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<v Speaker 8>He loved his wife, he loved his country, and he

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<v Speaker 8>wanted to help.

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<v Speaker 7>And shit, and we rejected him, you know, but then

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.480
<v Speaker 7>we accept this crazy motherfucker. This, this is what should

0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:19.359
<v Speaker 7>show that there's a society of people who don't like

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<v Speaker 7>How can I put this? Okay, when Trump first started,

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<v Speaker 7>and I have to say this, I always tell people this.

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<v Speaker 7>When Trump Trump came to SNL, we always we thought

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:30.000
<v Speaker 7>he was a fucking clown. He was a fucking clown.

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<v Speaker 7>He was a fucking clown. So I never took him serious.

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<v Speaker 7>So when he won as president, I was like, Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 7>he's saying that he's.

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<v Speaker 8>Gonna make America great again.

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<v Speaker 7>The first thing I thought about was, Oh, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 7>bring the farming back, he's gonna bring the car companies back,

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<v Speaker 7>he's gonna bring American trade back. That's not what the

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<v Speaker 7>fuck he meant, you know what I'm saying. So it's

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<v Speaker 7>to me, I just feel like all the shit is

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<v Speaker 7>being revealed now. Trump brought out all those people who

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<v Speaker 7>really are racist, because most white people are. They just

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<v Speaker 7>don't understand that they have that microaggression. Y'all mostly are.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't even understand some of the racist shit you do,

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<v Speaker 7>and by accident, just from being a white entitled motherfucker. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 7>and that shits starting to show now, and it's getting

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<v Speaker 7>so bad, like, oh, we don't want you to see

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:24.200
<v Speaker 7>your history and all of it. It's I think people

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 7>are just waking up to the ship that's been going on,

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<v Speaker 7>and now we're waking up.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you what do you think of it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think there's this current sort of more the

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<v Speaker 3>extreme of what you're just saying and sort of distillation

0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:41.840
<v Speaker 3>in the last few years I sense, in particular, was

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<v Speaker 3>a reaction to George Floyd. It was sort of a

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<v Speaker 3>reaction right, sort of in that sort of COVID framework.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is like a boomerang that really exposes

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<v Speaker 3>it at a whole other level.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I think that COVID fucked us up.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that when we had that pandemic and was

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<v Speaker 7>inside for a little while, I think that some of

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<v Speaker 7>us lost our fucking mind. And I think again, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 7>I just think it's sadness. We're sad we don't understand

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<v Speaker 7>what's going on with our government. Our government is supposed

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<v Speaker 7>to be boring, you know what I'm saying. We're not

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<v Speaker 7>supposed to turn on the TV every day and see

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<v Speaker 7>child molestors and feelings and shit.

0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:21.520
<v Speaker 8>In our government.

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 7>We're supposed to be like those are the most boring

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 7>motherfuckers and we don't give a fuck, Like no one.

0:26:27.080 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 7>Everyone's frustrated because now this is happening and we never

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<v Speaker 7>understood the system.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm on tour.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been going to these little small towns and when

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<v Speaker 7>I talk to people, you know what, they say, Gavin,

0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 7>does it really matter who's gonna win? That's what they think.

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<v Speaker 7>You know why, because they're regular people that go to

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<v Speaker 7>work every day. They go to work every day, they

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<v Speaker 7>take care of their kids, they do their fun shit,

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<v Speaker 7>and they don't want to be involved in this bullshit.

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.240
<v Speaker 7>They want to just be able to pay their rent.

0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:57.200
<v Speaker 7>They want to be able to take care their kids.

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 7>They want to be able to pay their taxes and

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<v Speaker 7>be fucking American. Nobody wants to have to deal with

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 7>this fuck shit.

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 8>They don't know what to do.

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 7>They don't know who's telling the truth because in sometimes

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.680
<v Speaker 7>they don't get the news outlets that we get in

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:13.760
<v Speaker 7>California and New York. They get that Fox shit that motherfuckers.

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 7>And if you sit there, listen, yo. My aunt is

0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 7>an educated woman, but I had to tell her, Yo,

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<v Speaker 7>what the fuck are you listening to?

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<v Speaker 8>This is bullshit.

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 7>Get the fuck out of Mephis like their shit going

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<v Speaker 7>on right now.

0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 8>I heard a woman in Florida.

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<v Speaker 7>She literally said this to me, Gavin, I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 7>my son out of my wheel if he doesn't vote

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:40.880
<v Speaker 7>for Trump, because Trump is definitely for women. And I said,

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<v Speaker 7>are you talking about the ones he raped or are

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 7>you talking about the ones that he calls ugly? In fact,

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<v Speaker 7>which one are you talking about them? I said, the

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<v Speaker 7>fact that you think you would trust George daughter with.

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<v Speaker 8>That piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 7>One thing that I'm really good at as a comedian

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:58.480
<v Speaker 7>is reading people. And I read people like when I'm

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<v Speaker 7>on stage and I do crowd work, I make sure

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:03.120
<v Speaker 7>that I read people because I don't fuck with people

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:04.680
<v Speaker 7>who can't take it. And you can see it in

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 7>people's eyes. When we had SNL, when he came into

0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 7>the read the read day, when we read all the scripts,

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 7>he had all the scripts like a little He looked

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 7>like a little infant boy with all these fucking scripts,

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:19.960
<v Speaker 7>and she looked like a little school boy that didn't

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:21.120
<v Speaker 7>really know how to read his shit.

0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 8>And he did feel powerless. Let me tell you why.

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.679
<v Speaker 7>I know, because when he sat down and put all

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 7>that shit on the table, he grabs his phone, and

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 7>then he opens his phone.

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 8>It's a flip phone, opens his flip phone, and he goes, yeah,

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 8>sell it, sell it, sell it, Yeah, yeah, bye it.

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 7>And then we're and everybody like, listen, everybody white, know

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 7>that it's some bullshit.

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 8>For me, I love to play on people's ego, So

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 8>I was.

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:46.160
<v Speaker 7>Like, what you just do? Trump?

0:28:46.200 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 8>How much money you just make? How much money you

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 8>just make? That shit made him happy?

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 7>Does that make sense? So he's piled. That's that's how

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 7>all of us are acting now. We want attention that

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 7>we don't deserve. Every everybody wants to be a star,

0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:04.880
<v Speaker 7>everybody wants to be famous, everybody wants to be rich,

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 7>but everybody needs to understand that everybody is not supposed

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 7>to have money. Everybody is not supposed to be famous

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 7>because you can't handle it. If you go on TikTok,

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 7>and these motherfuckers that became famous in a week from

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 7>their TikTok, you'll see two weeks later. I'm gonna take

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 7>a break from social media because it's really.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 8>You can't take it, bitch. No.

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 5>But by the way, Leslie, this is fucking the genius.

0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 4>Your one hundred percent correct, and you're at Everybody wants

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 4>to be famous, everybody wants to be an influencer.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 5>Everybody wants to do something. And that's the problem. That's

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 5>not our day. We grew up in Well.

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 8>They took fake it till you make it to the

0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 8>wrong level.

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<v Speaker 4>People as telling me, Hey, Doug, when I get a

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 4>dumb plan, I want to be like Bee Smartest said,

0:29:58.440 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 4>you ain't gonna be like fucking be Smoke. You don't

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 4>why to be smoked. First of all, be Schmode has

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 4>been real from day one. He's been authentic from day one.

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 4>He's done it his way from day one. People are

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 4>people are too afraid to do that anymore. He's the

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 4>only one who's done it that way.

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<v Speaker 7>And can I tell you that he also went through

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 7>the things that like the mistakes of being be smoved.

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 7>He's had to fucking get his ass become b Smoke.

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:26.959
<v Speaker 7>You have to make mistakes to be so. Mike Tyson

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 7>told me this. Mike said, I had a thousand fights before.

0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 8>I became Mike Tyson.

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 7>I got knocked on my ass a couple of times.

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 7>I tell people all the time, you will never understand

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 7>success until you fail. You won't even recognize it. You

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:43.959
<v Speaker 7>won't even recognize it. And that's what these kids think now.

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 7>They don't even want to learn the old shit. Whenever

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 7>I'm talking to someone and they don't recognize the song,

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 7>and they think that that's the artist that tell me

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 7>you were like, bitch the fuck out of here. No, no,

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 7>Whitney Houston saying that bitch, and she's sampling it. We are,

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 7>we are, we are the society of the fake ass ship.

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 5>And listen, let me dig resh real quick.

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 4>So take me through, take me through your badass hoop

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.120
<v Speaker 4>days and and and then tell me that how did

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 4>you get into transition in the in the comedy from that, Well,

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 4>what happened.

0:31:17.520 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 7>Was I got a scholarship to Chapman College in Orange County,

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:25.720
<v Speaker 7>and I was playing for Coachberger and I played for him,

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 7>and he left in my sophomore year to go to

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 7>Division one and he took me with him.

0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:32.239
<v Speaker 4>And by the way, we're the only black person at

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 4>that school back then.

0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 8>That's that's It was not that many black people, but

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 8>it was a black community. We did have like some

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 8>black people. It wasn't it wasn't.

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 7>But you know what I used to say about Orange

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 7>County unless you go to certain wards of Orange County

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 7>where they're really racist. Most of those people that I

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 7>met at Chapman, they wasn't a racist, they just had

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 7>never met a black person before. That's a lot of

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 7>a lot of places I go, they really have never

0:31:57.920 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 7>met a black person before.

0:31:59.280 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 8>Seriously.

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 7>So I go to Colorado Fort Collins where my whole team,

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 7>I'm serious, they had never seen a black girl before,

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 7>I promise, and me, I'm crazy. I am fucking crazy.

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 7>I've always been crazy. So the first day of practice,

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 7>I walked in with a big ass radio. I had

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 7>on a headband and I had on my fucking like

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 7>my converse. I walked in and I put them put

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 7>the music down, and I said, who the fuck is next?

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 8>Who's next?

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 5>Who got next?

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 8>And I was blocking they shots, I was, I was

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 8>knocking them down.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 7>They was like, you can't do that. Yes, I can't.

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 7>Bitch you did it.

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 8>My coach loved me.

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 7>You know what I'm saying. So what happened was I

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 7>didn't know that when you got transferred to a school

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 7>that you had the red shirt.

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that.

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 7>I thought red shirt just meant that I was gonna

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 7>have a red shirt on my uniform.

0:32:50.040 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, then we were in the same boat were.

0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 8>The dumb ass.

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 7>I was due.

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 8>So they was like, no red shirt mean you can't

0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 8>play thatch and I was like, wait a minute.

0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 7>So I'm gonna come to practice every day and practice

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 7>and do all this bullshit and I get to play.

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 7>Oh that's that doesn't that doesn't work for me. So

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 7>I was hating Colorado and my this girl that I

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 7>met there, we started hanging out. We were walking through

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 7>the student court one day and there was a sign

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 7>that said funniest person on campus and they was like.

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:18.959
<v Speaker 7>She was like, I'm gonna enter you in this contest.

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.320
<v Speaker 7>I was like, no, bitch. She was like, you don't

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 7>realize that you're really fucking funny. She said, don't you

0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 7>understand that we get invited to all the parties because

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 7>of you, because you're really funny? And I was like yeah,

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 7>but like that's I'm like, that's Richard Price shit. I

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 7>always loved comedy. But I was like, that's rich A

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 7>Pride shit, that's what that's where we go wor suit.

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 7>I can't do that shit.

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 8>So she I went to my I went to my class.

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 7>She went to that class, and then we saw each

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 7>other that night, and she was like, I signed you

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:45.719
<v Speaker 7>off for that contest. And I was so mad at her,

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 7>but I wasn't really mad at her. So I went

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 7>to this contest and Gavin. The only way I can

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 7>explain it is when I touched the mic, I literally

0:33:56.640 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 7>saw my future. I touched the bike. I touched and

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 7>I was like, I have been doing this all my life.

0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:07.560
<v Speaker 7>It was it was, it was guttural, it was guttural,

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:11.080
<v Speaker 7>and and I performed. I won the contest. I remember

0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 7>coming off the stage and the lady from the school

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 7>newspaper was like, I want an interview, and I was like,

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 7>I'm the next Eddie Murphy.

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Hold On, who was who? Who was? Who was the

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>old girl who signed you up?

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 7>Friends Anita Abernethy, shea that.

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's what she married.

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 1>But she is so and she's thank you for blessing,

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you for going.

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:43.720
<v Speaker 6>Lesten.

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 7>I owed my dad because I lost my scholarship. I

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:49.640
<v Speaker 7>lost my scholarship because after that, I just was like,

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:51.680
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna be a comedian, so I stopped going to class.

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 8>I lost my scholarship and.

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 7>I had to call my father and I was like, yeah,

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:59.840
<v Speaker 7>dad lost my scholarship and he was like lost your

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 7>Oh no, that's crazy. I'll talk to coach. Coach, you know,

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:04.759
<v Speaker 7>you must be acting up out there what you're doing.

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:07.239
<v Speaker 7>And I was like, no, Dad, for real, I have

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:11.080
<v Speaker 7>a one point eight grade point average and my ass

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 7>is I'm done.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 8>He was like, well, what the fuck what are you

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 8>talking about?

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 7>No, I'll tell you. You got to just start getting

0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:18.360
<v Speaker 7>to get your tutor with and I was like, Daddy,

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.080
<v Speaker 7>I don't want to play basketball no morning. And then

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 7>he was like he was quiet, and then he was like, well,

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 7>what the fuck do.

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 8>You want to do.

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 7>Then he was like, because you're not finna come back

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 7>to here and live in my fucking house and not

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 7>do shit. And I was like, okay, well I want

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 7>to be a comedian. And my dad was like what

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 7>I said, I want to be a comedian. He was like,

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:38.280
<v Speaker 7>what You're not fucking funny?

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 8>Who fucking talk?

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:43.479
<v Speaker 7>It was funny. He was like, you've been my child

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:44.839
<v Speaker 7>thought your whole life.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 8>You have never made me laugh.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:49.760
<v Speaker 7>And I was like, I know I made this motherfucker

0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 7>laugh before, so so I was like I was like, yeah,

0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna be a commedian. He was like, well, you're

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 7>not gonna live in my house to be a comedian.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 7>I was like, yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna live with

0:35:57.760 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 7>my boyfriend click and.

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 8>I didn't talk. He didn't talk to me for two years.

0:36:02.840 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 1>He didn't talk to me, did go.

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we didn't talked to me for two years. But

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.280
<v Speaker 7>I still went after it. I still started doing comedy.

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:14.360
<v Speaker 7>I worked, and I kept going and I kept fucking

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 7>doing what the fuck I was supposed to.

0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:18.800
<v Speaker 8>That was in nineteen eighty seven, and I've been a

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.600
<v Speaker 8>comedian ever since. Me and my dad made up. He

0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:24.879
<v Speaker 8>saw me on BT and he was like, oh, wow,

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 8>you you are really funny.

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I told you that, I told you.

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 8>Moment was there? What was?

0:36:34.760 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 6>Was there a moment?

0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was It was in the late eighties

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:40.040
<v Speaker 3>where you just you knew you had sort of gone

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 3>on the other side of success, where you're like.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 6>This this or is it always for you? Just been

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:47.880
<v Speaker 6>like just day to day.

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 7>Well humility, Evan, I wasn't that funny. Jamie Fox. I

0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:54.800
<v Speaker 7>went open up for Jamie Fox and Jamie Fox was like,

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 7>you're eighteen. You don't got ship to talk about. He

0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 7>was like, you need to go and live life.

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:00.400
<v Speaker 1>You need to go.

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 8>You need to go quit.

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:03.799
<v Speaker 7>You need to get fired, you need to get your

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 7>heart broken, you need to break cards, you need to

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:07.880
<v Speaker 7>go fucking live and make some jokes.

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 8>So that was eighty seven.

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 7>I stopped doing comedy and then started back in ninety

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:14.480
<v Speaker 7>three because by ninety three a bitch had a life.

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:19.360
<v Speaker 8>So you know, you know, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't.

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 7>It was a long time before I really decided. I

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.719
<v Speaker 7>was like, okay, I'm good enough. And that happened after

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:27.719
<v Speaker 7>a day because I had a roommate that was like, yeah, bitch,

0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 7>you always talking about how funny you are and how

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 7>you want to be a comedian, but I ain't never

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 7>seen you go on stage.

0:37:33.520 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 8>Oh you, that's all you had to say to me.

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 7>I got right in my car and row right to

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 7>comedy act and said can I go up? And they

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 7>put off I've been doing comedy ever since.

0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, don't that's competitive.

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:47.480
<v Speaker 7>Tell you how bad I am? Let me tell you

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:50.319
<v Speaker 7>how how thanks I am. Because when after I do something,

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 7>i'd do it.

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:52.320
<v Speaker 8>I would go to bars.

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 7>I was like in ranch you Koga manga somewhere far

0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:57.320
<v Speaker 7>and I would walk up to the bartender like a

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 7>like a karaoke night or some kind of town night,

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 7>and I walk up to the bar and be like,

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 7>let me perform.

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 8>I was like, here's fifty dollars. If I'm not funny,

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 8>you can keep that fifty dollars.

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 7>And I would rip that motherfucker and not only would

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 7>I get my fifty dollars back, I would get free drinks.

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:13.399
<v Speaker 7>I would get a new gig.

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 8>All that shit. That's the type of thing.

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 7>I would make men's balls shrink up into their body

0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 7>because that the bravery I used to show on stage.

0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 8>I've always been a samurai. Anything I do, I love it.

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 6>Whented to get Then how did that start to translate

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 6>into acting? When would that? When would that door?

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:31.360
<v Speaker 6>Now is the opportunity? Who gave you that?

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 8>Well? You know what's so funny.

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 7>I always was a hardcore comedian, and I was like, Oh,

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 7>if I become an actress, I might be famous.

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:40.919
<v Speaker 8>I might be like you know, I might.

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 7>Get to act like Whoopy Goldberg or something, or like

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:45.200
<v Speaker 7>I might be like Queen La Teeth, like a good

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:46.360
<v Speaker 7>sidekick or something like.

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 8>I might be like that.

0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 7>And I started getting little rolls like you want to

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 7>be honest. Who gave me my first movie? Master P,

0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 7>master P. I did three master P movies, and let

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:00.440
<v Speaker 7>me tell you, he gang like.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 8>He broke He don't. He don't ask for permission for

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:06.239
<v Speaker 8>a location. He just drives up and say hey we

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:06.839
<v Speaker 8>can shoot here.

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 7>You're like, hey me, no you can't. It's like permits,

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:14.080
<v Speaker 7>you need you I need no motherfucker permit. And he

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:16.759
<v Speaker 7>would pay me out of his pocket. Always love Pete,

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 7>always loved Pete. So I did that movie, and then

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 7>I did a movie with Martin Lawrence. I was a

0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:25.839
<v Speaker 7>truck driver and then ice Cube gave me a movie.

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 7>I wasn't really a movie person.

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:29.279
<v Speaker 8>I was just like more just I want to be

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 8>a comic. I want to be a comic.

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 7>And I think just through all the little acting jobs

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 7>and stuff, SNEL came.

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:40.240
<v Speaker 8>By a straight accident.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:43.280
<v Speaker 7>I just talked so much shit like I was already

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 7>like that girl. By the time I got SNL, I

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 7>was already like kind of a samurai, you know what

0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:50.600
<v Speaker 7>I mean. And my brother had passed away. My brother

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:54.879
<v Speaker 7>passed away in twenty ten, and I after my brother

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 7>passed away, I had no time for no function. I

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 7>was like, I the bitch that you called when you

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:04.160
<v Speaker 7>wanted the room to Rock and I would show up

0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 7>and I would have on this like carbickin that was

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 7>really long, so it looked like a cape. I was

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:09.479
<v Speaker 7>that bitch.

0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:10.399
<v Speaker 8>I was that bitch.

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 7>So I went to a podcast for Ali Leroy and

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 7>we were arguing about women black women on SNL. He

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 7>was like, yeah, well, Keenan said that, you know, black

0:40:21.760 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 7>women have to be ready. I was like, that's not

0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 7>what the fuck he said. But I'll tell you what.

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 8>There's a bunch of black women that's ready I can

0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 8>stand for right now that can go to SNL and

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 8>kill that shit.

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 7>Then I went to the comedy store that night and

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:37.399
<v Speaker 7>fucking Chris Rock came in and I was doing this joke,

0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 7>the joke that I got in trouble about. Well, what

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:42.919
<v Speaker 7>I said was back in back in the slave days,

0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 7>I would have had all the men, like I don't

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.120
<v Speaker 7>have no men. Now, why the fuck don't I have men?

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 7>But back in the slave day, I'm a man dingo.

0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:50.480
<v Speaker 7>I would have got all the men I would have

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 7>got because they would have been trying to make another

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 7>man dingo, So I would have got Kobe Shack. That

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:56.800
<v Speaker 7>was the joke, right, So he was like, that's the

0:40:56.920 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 7>next level shit, and he called Lauren and they called

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 7>me and said come down for an audition. I went

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 7>down there with twelve other girls, and them bitches knew

0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 7>me because I was like, I was that bitch, like

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:11.880
<v Speaker 7>I was forty seven, forty seven, had been doing comedy

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:14.880
<v Speaker 7>for almost twenty some years. So I'm sitting in the

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 7>vand with amateurs as far as I'm concerned, and I

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:19.200
<v Speaker 7>was like, bitch, you bitches skang got shit on me, right.

0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 7>So I went an audition, and I knew I wasn't

0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 7>gonna get it as soon as I saw. As soon

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:29.359
<v Speaker 7>as I saw sat Year, I was like, that girl

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:33.800
<v Speaker 7>is beautiful. She is really beautiful, she has beautiful teeth,

0:41:34.200 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 7>she just she just beautiful, right, And I was like,

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 7>they're gonna give it to that bitch, right. So Chris

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 7>was like, they may not give it to you, but

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 7>they may give you a writing job. And I was like,

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 7>I don't want to be no fucking writer, you know,

0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 7>fucking writer. That's fucking stupid.

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:46.879
<v Speaker 1>So he did.

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 7>He called me, he goes, he goes, I don't know

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 7>what you are, but I know that you need to

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 7>be here, so just come. And I was like, first

0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:57.960
<v Speaker 7>of all, I don't got no fucking money, so I'm

0:41:58.040 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 7>not just gonna come no fucking where.

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 8>He was like, we're going to give you twelve thousand

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 8>a move what okay? I mean that?

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, drop everything, come quick.

0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:14.920
<v Speaker 7>And I started as a writer and then by the

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 7>end of the season, by the end of that season,

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 7>because I got there half a season, and by the

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 7>end of the season, I was like, Oh, they're definitely

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 7>gonna offer me, you know, cast member, And they didn't.

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.400
<v Speaker 7>They offered me six updates. So I was like, this

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.560
<v Speaker 7>is when the old age hooks in. This is when

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 7>the dates. Six updates, like on the desk, like being

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 7>on the desk, on the update desk, just doing updates.

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 7>Not be a cast member, but just do come and

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 7>do updates. So I was like, Okay, this is when

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.879
<v Speaker 7>the maturity and the love of yourself and you knowing

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 7>who you are jumps in for me. So I was like, listen,

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 7>I know I'm funny and I know what energy I

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:54.239
<v Speaker 7>brought to this building, but you're not gonna put me

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.800
<v Speaker 7>on the shelf. That's just not going to happen. I

0:42:57.040 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 7>am the owner of my fucking talent. I am free lancing,

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:04.279
<v Speaker 7>and I am contracting my talent to you. So the

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.480
<v Speaker 7>contract is ended, and I told Lauren, I said, listen,

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:10.800
<v Speaker 7>thank you for the updates, but I'm not this is

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 7>not what I want to do.

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 5>Dude, that's a fucking gangster move.

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Lesson.

0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:16.640
<v Speaker 8>Well, no, it wasn't gangster. Was really honest. I told him.

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:17.920
<v Speaker 7>I was like, I really thank you and thank you

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 7>for this opportunity, but there's a lot of people in

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:21.400
<v Speaker 7>that lake who want to put me on shit, and

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 7>I don't want to sit on your fucking shelf and

0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 7>be some update bitch. That's just not going to happen.

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 7>So he was like, oh, okay. I told my manager

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 7>to tell him that, and then Jim Carrey was coming.

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:34.360
<v Speaker 7>So Jim Carrey was coming, and they because they was

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 7>already like, oh, you need to be at all the

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 7>pitches all that, but you want me to do all

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 7>of the cast membership, but you don't want to make

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 7>me a cast member. So I was just like, I

0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 7>was rebelling. I was like, no, I don't have to

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 7>be here. No, you're not paying me to be here.

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 7>So they started paying me as a writer and doing

0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 7>the updates. I was getting paid more than everybody, but

0:43:52.680 --> 0:43:54.839
<v Speaker 7>I still was like, I don't want to do this, right,

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:58.759
<v Speaker 7>So I told my manager. My manager told him, and

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 7>the Laura assistant hit me and said, Lauren needs to

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:03.440
<v Speaker 7>talk to you after the pitch, and I was like,

0:44:03.480 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 7>I got to come to the pitch. He was like,

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:06.759
<v Speaker 7>he wants you to be at the pitch. So I

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:10.400
<v Speaker 7>went and I pitched to Jim Carrey and he was

0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 7>like when we got ready to leave, he was like,

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 7>come back. And I went back in the office and

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 7>he says, uh, We're just gonna go ahead and make

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 7>you a cast member because I don't want you on

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 7>and win in the super Bowl with somebody else. And I, God,

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:26.200
<v Speaker 7>damn right, I said, you got that. I exactly said

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 7>this to him. I said, you, god damn right. What

0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:31.719
<v Speaker 7>fuck it took you so long? I said, now you

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 7>know I'm about to show my ass, right, And he

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 7>was like yeah. And then the next hour I got Ghostbusters.

0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:41.560
<v Speaker 7>The director from Ghostbusters called me. This all happened in

0:44:41.640 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 7>the same fucking day, and I had the cutest fucking

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 7>outfit on and I went on Fifth Avenue and I

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:49.359
<v Speaker 7>walked that motherfucker like I was judging voter.

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 5>I was so happy. I was like ship.

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:01.839
<v Speaker 7>Like that I'm about to be rich.

0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:09.479
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, that is. That's the power of self.

0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:11.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, I've always had that.

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 7>That's the one thing I could say. My daddy taught

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 7>me so much. My dad used to say to me

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 7>every fucking day, and this is what I want to

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:21.840
<v Speaker 7>say to women too. My dad never said to me,

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 7>I want you to get married and settle down and

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 7>have kids.

0:45:24.600 --> 0:45:26.759
<v Speaker 8>He never said that. He said that it's an option.

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:30.440
<v Speaker 8>But he was like, you're so fucking like dope and whatever.

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 7>You're so dope. I want you to be whatever the

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 7>fuck you want. So you have to work hard, no

0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:37.239
<v Speaker 7>matter what the fuck it is. They're gonna tell you

0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 7>that you're black, they're gonna tell you that you're a woman.

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 7>But don't listen to him. He used to say this

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:46.480
<v Speaker 7>to me every fucking day. Don't listen to nobody, because

0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 7>if you work hard and you fucking love it, you're

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 7>gonna be successful. That's what drove me through. I never thought, oh,

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 7>I'm finna get a man and get married.

0:45:56.480 --> 0:46:00.239
<v Speaker 8>I don't. I don't know, No.

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.240
<v Speaker 5>And Leslie, are all of them still your great friends?

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 4>With Chris Rock, did Jamie Fox to Jim Carrey is

0:46:18.120 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 4>out like you still call them and get advice and talk,

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.440
<v Speaker 4>and you envision like some great fucking dinners that we've

0:46:23.440 --> 0:46:25.799
<v Speaker 4>got to be invited to, wouldn't.

0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 8>I don't dinner with these people?

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:34.600
<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, I'm I'm like real, I'm I'm very

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:38.239
<v Speaker 7>ghetto and cool son like not saying or not.

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 8>That's not somebody I dinner with. You know what I'm saying.

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 5>Ye, yeah, totally get it.

0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 8>They touched, they've touched the light.

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:44.200
<v Speaker 6>I don't.

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 5>I got it.

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:45.560
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:47.400
<v Speaker 7>If you want to meet me over here at the

0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:51.399
<v Speaker 7>taco stands, that's what I do. I'm I'm too, I'm

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:55.920
<v Speaker 7>normal as fun. I shouldn't be famous. I don't give

0:46:56.000 --> 0:46:58.839
<v Speaker 7>a fuck about it, like for real though, So yeah,

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:01.080
<v Speaker 7>I know Jim Carry and all that, but I know

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:04.919
<v Speaker 7>real comedians like you know, I know, like you know Greg's, Fitzsimmons,

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 7>I know, like you know, like Owen Smith's, Like these

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:10.680
<v Speaker 7>are people you'll never get to fucking hear about, and

0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 7>they funny as fuck, like you will see me at

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:14.719
<v Speaker 7>the comedy store.

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 8>I don't. I'm not that person. I go and do

0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:18.359
<v Speaker 8>my spot and I go to fuck home.

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 4>Sean, we got to get her with Mama Lynchmore Shawn,

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:23.120
<v Speaker 4>we gotta get her.

0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'll be able to handle that.

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:30.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if y'all gonna have to get it.

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 1>What's that? That motherfucking thing they shock you with to

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 1>bring you back to life?

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:40.600
<v Speaker 2>You have to have, man, You're gonna have to You're

0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to have one of them for everybody who

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:44.720
<v Speaker 2>is in the motherfucking five mile radius.

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.359
<v Speaker 1>That will be some funny ass.

0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 8>I'm just saying, Gavin, you ain't got no cousins or nothing.

0:47:50.160 --> 0:47:52.000
<v Speaker 1>That single gee?

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:55.280
<v Speaker 6>What the hell is that? What this whole thing was about? Yep, Jesus,

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:55.879
<v Speaker 6>all right.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:04.800
<v Speaker 4>UNLESSI Gama does that some game he do people do

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:07.360
<v Speaker 4>look out of sideways from time to time when they walk, Yeah.

0:48:07.760 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 7>Because they think he's slick, because he's so good looking.

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 7>He looks he looks like he looks like the Mayor

0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 7>like that, you know, he looks like he.

0:48:15.040 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 8>Should be on a Marvel Mayor like you know what I'm.

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 5>Saying, Yeah, Well, what Marshaun calls him Batman?

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.200
<v Speaker 7>I'm just saying, no, like Batman's uncle.

0:48:27.880 --> 0:48:30.359
<v Speaker 3>But let's say I want to go back because it's

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:34.920
<v Speaker 3>interesting just successful. No, but I'm I'm interested in this

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:37.640
<v Speaker 3>this idea. This is sort of in the success and failure.

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:40.640
<v Speaker 6>I mean, is it just luck?

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:41.320
<v Speaker 4>Is not?

0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 6>You're I mean, what is it?

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:45.879
<v Speaker 7>It's not it's hard work. There's no such thing as luck.

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:49.760
<v Speaker 7>Luck is hard work and coincidence.

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:52.120
<v Speaker 6>Right, luck does not.

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 8>That's no such thing as luck.

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 6>But you got great people that are smartest.

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 3>How you mentioned those those comedians that that are the

0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:00.319
<v Speaker 3>ones grinding every day.

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 6>They're the best of the best. But they may not

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 6>necessarily be household names, right, I mean, what what's that differential?

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:07.680
<v Speaker 8>It's It's like.

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:12.840
<v Speaker 7>Again, it's about circumstance and hard work. It's not like

0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:16.160
<v Speaker 7>these comedians are not working. They're working, they're getting booked.

0:49:16.600 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 7>But uh, how don't I think the only way I

0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:24.360
<v Speaker 7>can explain the reason that I made it is because I.

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:26.600
<v Speaker 8>Am very different and passionate.

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:29.440
<v Speaker 7>Then I think I am very different than a lot

0:49:29.480 --> 0:49:32.799
<v Speaker 7>of female comedians because I do perform like a dude,

0:49:33.040 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 7>even though that's not a compliment, but that you're going

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 7>to get a real show with me, and what you

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:43.480
<v Speaker 7>see is what you get. And I'm very much standing

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:45.840
<v Speaker 7>on business. Is the only way that I can say it.

0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 7>I stand straight on what the fuck I represent? If

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:51.879
<v Speaker 7>you hire me, I'm gonna come and kill your shit.

0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna destroy it because that's what I believe in myself.

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:59.040
<v Speaker 7>So a lot of people don't get that opportunity.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:03.880
<v Speaker 8>A lot of people. People don't hustle that hard either.

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:08.240
<v Speaker 8>You know, hustle you gotta you can't the little gigs

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 8>can't be shit to you. You gotta do those gigs.

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:12.840
<v Speaker 8>You gotta do the little gigs.

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 7>You got to. Kim Whitley taught me this. You gotta

0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:19.080
<v Speaker 7>do all the clubs. You can't just be a black

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:22.360
<v Speaker 7>audience comedian. You gotta be an all audience. When I

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 7>started comedy, I said, I want to be so famous

0:50:25.400 --> 0:50:27.920
<v Speaker 7>that when I'm outside some Asian people come up to

0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:29.440
<v Speaker 7>me and go, let's leave, pitch up.

0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:30.439
<v Speaker 8>That's what I want.

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 7>I want that, and it's happened so many times. So,

0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 7>but you can't do that unless you performing everywhere, make

0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 7>material that's for everyone.

0:50:41.760 --> 0:50:43.719
<v Speaker 5>Let's they're a good friend. George Lope has talked about it.

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:46.040
<v Speaker 4>We had the incident at the casino and uh, where

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 4>the people are heckling him and whatnot, and he said,

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 4>fuck it, I'm out of here.

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 5>Is that happening more nowadays than it did the past.

0:50:53.680 --> 0:50:54.520
<v Speaker 6>Or the audience.

0:50:56.600 --> 0:51:00.719
<v Speaker 8>Oh well, let me just say this, uh.

0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 4>All Ship, I wouldn't come after Leslie if I was

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:08.839
<v Speaker 4>no chance, I'd come after.

0:51:10.520 --> 0:51:10.640
<v Speaker 8>Oh.

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 7>I don't know what show George Lopez is doing now.

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:15.960
<v Speaker 7>I don't know what show he's doing, but I've known

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:18.360
<v Speaker 7>George to be really, really funny. I don't know what

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:21.279
<v Speaker 7>jokes he's doing now. There is a such thing as

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:24.640
<v Speaker 7>audiences paying money and going, hey, this is not what

0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 7>I want. But I'll be damn if you're gonna heckle me, motherfucker,

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:29.279
<v Speaker 7>I would have put that. I would have took my

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:31.880
<v Speaker 7>fucking jacket off, and I'd have turned the lights on.

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:36.839
<v Speaker 7>I said, let's fucking go, because I'm gonna I'm gonna

0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:39.239
<v Speaker 7>talk about you. I'm gonna talk about your mama. I'm

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 7>gonna talk about your mama's mama. I'm gonna talk about

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 7>the tree that you was born under. I'm gonna talk

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 7>about the fucking I'm talking about you. I know that

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 7>would not be no heckling me.

0:51:48.600 --> 0:51:50.560
<v Speaker 8>We will make the show the show, motherfucker.

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 7>I don't I don't get the only thing that people

0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:57.040
<v Speaker 7>yell out to me is we love you, We love you, Leslie,

0:51:57.400 --> 0:51:59.880
<v Speaker 7>which I answer, I will love you after we have

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 7>a couple of days and had talks. I don't love

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 7>you like that, like you know what I'm saying, Like no,

0:52:04.880 --> 0:52:08.799
<v Speaker 7>for real, Like I understand when audiences feel like they.

0:52:08.800 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 8>Can do what they do, but I will make an

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 8>example out of you.

0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 7>Do you know how many gigs I've seen where comedians

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:15.960
<v Speaker 7>have whooped audience members ass?

0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:17.880
<v Speaker 8>So many son, I.

0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:19.359
<v Speaker 5>Love it so many.

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:22.440
<v Speaker 7>So they tried George. They tried George, and George is

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:24.400
<v Speaker 7>rich enough to go fucking. I'm just I don't have

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:26.799
<v Speaker 7>to do this. You can check and shoved up your ass.

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 7>But if I was George, I would have brought out

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:32.399
<v Speaker 7>the old school motherfucker on them motherfuckers and went ham

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:34.839
<v Speaker 7>and said, and if you want to cancel me, bitch,

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:37.399
<v Speaker 7>cancel me. Fuck you, Like you know what I'm saying,

0:52:37.920 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 7>like like, that's the job of a comic and the

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:43.480
<v Speaker 7>job of an audience is to be the fucking audience.

0:52:43.600 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 7>And the way that you do that is establish it

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 7>as soon as you walk out. You're not gonna fuck

0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:51.600
<v Speaker 7>with me. I tell people, when I walk out on stage,

0:52:51.640 --> 0:52:54.399
<v Speaker 7>I know you be seeing me on Instagrams And how

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 7>positive I am and all that, but I don't fucking cut.

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 7>I will cut your motherfucking as like a smooth piece

0:53:01.560 --> 0:53:01.879
<v Speaker 7>of butter.

0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:02.200
<v Speaker 8>Bitch.

0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:06.879
<v Speaker 7>Mm hmm, fuck around, find out, funk around in fact

0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 7>out tell me, goddamn.

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.799
<v Speaker 4>Be smode, be smode to tell me about your tour

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:16.200
<v Speaker 4>right now, Leslie.

0:53:16.280 --> 0:53:16.960
<v Speaker 8>It's awesome.

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:19.800
<v Speaker 7>I'm on road. I'm on the road with Lenny Marcus.

0:53:20.239 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 7>We just did Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, we did New York. New

0:53:24.160 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 7>York was off the chain.

0:53:26.920 --> 0:53:28.680
<v Speaker 8>I love touring. I love touring.

0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:31.279
<v Speaker 7>I love going to the different places and performing. But

0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:34.120
<v Speaker 7>you know what's so crazy is like my audience when

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.279
<v Speaker 7>I first started was like black was all black.

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:39.040
<v Speaker 8>They're all white now, which is hilarious because it's.

0:53:38.960 --> 0:53:41.880
<v Speaker 7>Like like the people that I know, the old comedians

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 7>that I know, they always yell at me because they'd

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 7>be like, how come you're not putting me on the

0:53:44.960 --> 0:53:46.400
<v Speaker 7>road to open up for you? And I was like,

0:53:46.520 --> 0:53:49.919
<v Speaker 7>your act might not work with my audience now, which

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:50.759
<v Speaker 7>is the way out.

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 8>It's way out for me to say that.

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.440
<v Speaker 7>It's like, can't do you have a versatile act because

0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:57.479
<v Speaker 7>my act is like a lot of white people.

0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:00.759
<v Speaker 6>How's what? What's that about? How did that? What what

0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:01.800
<v Speaker 6>do you what do you make of that?

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 7>I think it's SNL Ghostbusters. That type of ship brings

0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 7>brings out the yard, you know what I'm saying. So

0:54:08.160 --> 0:54:10.320
<v Speaker 7>you know, and then I'm doing the daily show. SNL

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 7>was really a beloved thing. People still think I'm on there,

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 7>which is Larry's.

0:54:15.080 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 4>So, Leslie, your happy Your happy spot is being on

0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 4>the road, getting getting in club big or small.

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:20.280
<v Speaker 5>That's your happy spot.

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:23.919
<v Speaker 7>Well, yes, when I get on the stage and grabbing Mike,

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:26.840
<v Speaker 7>no one can fuck with me there. It's like my

0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:29.560
<v Speaker 7>own world, you know what I'm saying. But I have

0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:34.440
<v Speaker 7>been getting into directing and writing my own projects. I'm

0:54:34.480 --> 0:54:38.000
<v Speaker 7>going to direct a pick a Ball movie and uh

0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 7>me and Marshawn I would love for you to be

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 7>in that. Oh my god, me and me and Larry

0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:47.080
<v Speaker 7>Wilmore just sold the show to Universal where I'm going

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:50.040
<v Speaker 7>to be a coach. It's called Coach k It's sprung

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:51.759
<v Speaker 7>from the story where I used to be a coach.

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 7>I used to be a coach coach little kids, and

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:56.680
<v Speaker 7>it's a really good story.

0:54:56.840 --> 0:54:59.719
<v Speaker 4>So, oh my god, Leslie, Marshaun's all over that fucking

0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 4>that's beautiful.

0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Around with pickleball too.

0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:02.680
<v Speaker 8>Oh my god.

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:06.160
<v Speaker 7>When I say this movie is so fucking good and

0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:08.800
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna be directing it, I would love for you

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:10.920
<v Speaker 7>to come in and do because I'm gonna have a

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:12.480
<v Speaker 7>I have a lot of cameos.

0:55:12.800 --> 0:55:14.880
<v Speaker 8>Uh, Venus and Serena's.

0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be in there.

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:18.200
<v Speaker 7>We got David Beckham, we got we got all kinds

0:55:18.200 --> 0:55:19.959
<v Speaker 7>of it's just really a funny movie.

0:55:20.640 --> 0:55:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, and I'll tell you that.

0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:26.400
<v Speaker 8>Yeah. But I would love for you to even be

0:55:26.600 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 8>the coach on my television show.

0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:29.920
<v Speaker 7>That would be kind of because it's gonna be in

0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:33.040
<v Speaker 7>the school, okay, or you could be my brother or

0:55:33.120 --> 0:55:35.600
<v Speaker 7>something like like, because the character is that it's like

0:55:35.840 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 7>kind of close to what I am. You know, I

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:41.239
<v Speaker 7>used to I used to work for scientologists. That's I've

0:55:41.280 --> 0:55:43.440
<v Speaker 7>done all kinds of crazy shit in my life to

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:47.240
<v Speaker 7>make money. So it's like kind of rained around that character.

0:55:47.440 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 7>And I used to be a basketball player, but then

0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:50.440
<v Speaker 7>I just turned into a hippie.

0:55:50.800 --> 0:55:54.600
<v Speaker 8>It's it's really good. It's good. It's gonna be.

0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.799
<v Speaker 2>All ship, not so ship, all right, cool well ship.

0:55:57.800 --> 0:56:03.840
<v Speaker 2>They're got my agent right there, so yeah that we

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:05.840
<v Speaker 2>still got work even after work.

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:07.040
<v Speaker 5>Yes, we do no's.

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.360
<v Speaker 4>And by the way, Leslie, it's so amazing you and

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 4>Marshaan are like cut from the same cloth. It's incredible

0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 4>in terms of your mindset and his No, Doug.

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:16.160
<v Speaker 6>I was Doug. I was sick of the same thing.

0:56:16.200 --> 0:56:19.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean, these guys just pure authenticity, right,

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 3>just this just being yourself.

0:56:21.800 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 6>Not no pretend that.

0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:28.479
<v Speaker 7>Most black people, most black people and most black women

0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 7>are like that.

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:32.399
<v Speaker 8>It's just you know, how much what level you want

0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:33.160
<v Speaker 8>to stand them at?

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:33.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:35.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but blessed, blessed.

0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:38.320
<v Speaker 4>The difference though, in sports is that people got to

0:56:38.360 --> 0:56:41.640
<v Speaker 4>play the game and and and to whether it's to

0:56:41.719 --> 0:56:43.680
<v Speaker 4>the commissioner, to the coach, to the whoever.

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:46.600
<v Speaker 5>Marshawn never played the game, you know what I'm saying.

0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:48.759
<v Speaker 7>And that's why I love about him when he don't

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:51.719
<v Speaker 7>answer the questions and ship. I love it because I've

0:56:51.719 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 7>always played from the field of that. I'm the quarterback

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 7>getting recruited, so I always have to, you know, still

0:56:58.080 --> 0:57:00.840
<v Speaker 7>be good and still be cordial with my fuckers. But

0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:03.160
<v Speaker 7>whenever I see Marshawn do some shit, I'll be like

0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 7>when he being when he was in the UH press conferences.

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:11.560
<v Speaker 8>Oh god, I used to be like, I fucking love

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:12.600
<v Speaker 8>this motherfucker.

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 7>Because when we did Ghostbusters, the press is really fucked up.

0:57:18.360 --> 0:57:20.920
<v Speaker 7>So we were in London doing the press and this

0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:23.640
<v Speaker 7>guy sat down. This was the first time that I

0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:26.760
<v Speaker 7>ever showed my ass. This guy sat down from Germany

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:28.680
<v Speaker 7>and he was like, I'm going to write a bad

0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:30.360
<v Speaker 7>article about this movie, so.

0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:32.160
<v Speaker 8>Tell me why I shouldn't.

0:57:32.400 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 7>So I got up and I locked the door and

0:57:34.960 --> 0:57:36.640
<v Speaker 7>I said, now you can't get out.

0:57:37.040 --> 0:57:39.760
<v Speaker 8>So when I say I.

0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 7>Tore his motherfucking that motherfucker thought I was hitler. When

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:45.880
<v Speaker 7>I was finished with him, Yo, real talk like don't

0:57:45.920 --> 0:57:48.520
<v Speaker 7>fucking bring your punk cast and this motherfucking think you

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:51.680
<v Speaker 7>finna talk to me crazy like, and I had to

0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:53.600
<v Speaker 7>be talked to by a publicists.

0:57:53.600 --> 0:57:55.240
<v Speaker 8>I had to be talked to. I had you can't

0:57:55.280 --> 0:57:55.480
<v Speaker 8>do that.

0:57:55.720 --> 0:57:58.120
<v Speaker 7>You can't do why why they can do that to me?

0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:00.840
<v Speaker 7>And I can't do that to them. But when I

0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:04.479
<v Speaker 7>saw my shy be like fuck you, Like, oh God,

0:58:05.160 --> 0:58:06.440
<v Speaker 7>I was like I want to be him.

0:58:09.920 --> 0:58:12.240
<v Speaker 1>You did, You're right, you took that ship to another level.

0:58:12.280 --> 0:58:14.480
<v Speaker 2>But I don't know, man, they get so comfortable in

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 2>that ship and just thinks because they got a microphone

0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:21.040
<v Speaker 2>and the badge to come in there and they talk

0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:21.280
<v Speaker 2>to you.

0:58:22.520 --> 0:58:24.800
<v Speaker 7>Oh we got the first the stick in and we

0:58:24.920 --> 0:58:28.080
<v Speaker 7>get to the and you and the the thood that

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:29.480
<v Speaker 7>don't mean you paint your show?

0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:30.120
<v Speaker 8>Ask what?

0:58:31.600 --> 0:58:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mother, Yeah, I don't know that. And I bet you,

0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I bet you his career has changed. I bet that

0:58:40.520 --> 0:58:42.200
<v Speaker 2>motherfuckering wrote a negative article.

0:58:42.720 --> 0:58:45.040
<v Speaker 8>I I bet you that motherfucker.

0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:53.040
<v Speaker 1>You give me my mother show.

0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:57.880
<v Speaker 7>Before before, like even even before this, my assistant was like,

0:58:58.760 --> 0:58:59.880
<v Speaker 7>what are you gonna ask me?

0:59:00.120 --> 0:59:01.440
<v Speaker 8>I was like, I said, to ask them about that

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 8>bitch shoes, Like do you even know what the bill is?

0:59:03.160 --> 0:59:09.120
<v Speaker 2>I say no, but you know what that is, and

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:11.120
<v Speaker 2>don't worry for me. And Doug gonna be right there

0:59:11.200 --> 0:59:14.880
<v Speaker 2>telling getting get him, get him.

0:59:15.440 --> 0:59:17.800
<v Speaker 7>Yeah you know. And then the older I get and

0:59:17.880 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 7>the more conscious I get, the more don't give a

0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:24.600
<v Speaker 7>fuck I have. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's

0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:27.800
<v Speaker 7>like it's like right now and I hate to say,

0:59:28.400 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 7>y'all growing you and and uh your your I don't

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 7>your name.

0:59:32.960 --> 0:59:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Dood doug Yeah fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh.

0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:40.680
<v Speaker 6>Dougie Fresh.

0:59:41.440 --> 0:59:42.440
<v Speaker 8>He's not Dougie Fresh.

0:59:44.680 --> 0:59:47.200
<v Speaker 7>There's only one Dougie Fresh. Stop it now don't get

0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:50.240
<v Speaker 7>to don't get beside yourself. Don't get beside yourself.

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:52.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's just like I'm hurting right now.

0:59:52.840 --> 0:59:54.800
<v Speaker 8>I hurt fresh.

0:59:56.320 --> 0:59:58.000
<v Speaker 1>We usually always got something.

0:59:57.800 --> 1:00:00.560
<v Speaker 5>To say to what's what you're doing for I'm hurt

1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:01.000
<v Speaker 5>right now.

1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:07.840
<v Speaker 7>I think that black women are very I think it's

1:00:07.880 --> 1:00:10.200
<v Speaker 7>hard to say this. See, I think black women are

1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:11.280
<v Speaker 7>the root of all of us.

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:12.760
<v Speaker 8>I really do believe that.

1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:16.280
<v Speaker 7>And I think you white men know it too. And

1:00:16.360 --> 1:00:18.760
<v Speaker 7>you know, because we raised you motherfuckers. You know, my

1:00:18.880 --> 1:00:20.600
<v Speaker 7>ancestors raised a lot of your ancestors.

1:00:20.840 --> 1:00:22.760
<v Speaker 8>He was on he was on my tit.

1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:25.440
<v Speaker 7>No, I'm being real fucking honest right now, And I

1:00:25.520 --> 1:00:28.440
<v Speaker 7>think that I think that that's what white men are

1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:31.240
<v Speaker 7>scared of black women about, because I think that we're

1:00:31.280 --> 1:00:32.640
<v Speaker 7>the ones that can discipline you.

1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:33.880
<v Speaker 6>No, it doesn't.

1:00:33.960 --> 1:00:34.200
<v Speaker 8>It may.

1:00:34.600 --> 1:00:36.480
<v Speaker 6>It's very resonant with me.

1:00:36.920 --> 1:00:38.840
<v Speaker 8>Why you only see Jamaican nannies?

1:00:39.400 --> 1:00:42.720
<v Speaker 7>Huh? Why you only see that because they getting that us.

1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:47.440
<v Speaker 7>It's just I feel like white men are very scared

1:00:47.480 --> 1:00:51.200
<v Speaker 7>of black women. I think y'all are. And I think

1:00:51.240 --> 1:00:54.120
<v Speaker 7>that's what the problem is with Kamala right now, is

1:00:54.160 --> 1:00:57.080
<v Speaker 7>that they feel like that she's gonna come on and

1:00:57.280 --> 1:01:00.960
<v Speaker 7>do some shit. I think that is the biggest fear

1:01:01.040 --> 1:01:03.880
<v Speaker 7>too for white people, is that y'all think that all

1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:06.360
<v Speaker 7>the other race are going to do to y'all what

1:01:06.480 --> 1:01:10.800
<v Speaker 7>y'all did to us. And listen, I'm going deep, Marshaun

1:01:10.800 --> 1:01:14.000
<v Speaker 7>Ain't saying shit. I'm going deep because I just really

1:01:14.080 --> 1:01:18.360
<v Speaker 7>need this message to get out. I really the tenderness

1:01:18.440 --> 1:01:22.160
<v Speaker 7>of a black of black people. I swear black.

1:01:22.040 --> 1:01:24.200
<v Speaker 8>Women just want to heal. We just want to heal

1:01:24.280 --> 1:01:24.640
<v Speaker 8>the nation.

1:01:25.720 --> 1:01:29.040
<v Speaker 7>I'm my grandmother, my aunt, all of them, even all

1:01:29.080 --> 1:01:31.160
<v Speaker 7>the stuff that happens to them, they're always to the

1:01:31.280 --> 1:01:35.080
<v Speaker 7>root of less love, like just give love out, give

1:01:35.200 --> 1:01:37.640
<v Speaker 7>love out. And I think that that's where we are

1:01:37.760 --> 1:01:40.520
<v Speaker 7>right now. I think that we need a strong woman

1:01:40.960 --> 1:01:44.000
<v Speaker 7>to come and say, hey, listen, I know shit has

1:01:44.040 --> 1:01:45.919
<v Speaker 7>been sad, I know shit has been fucked up. Let's

1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:48.960
<v Speaker 7>work together to get this shit back on track. And

1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:52.200
<v Speaker 7>we are moving towards the future. We are changing and

1:01:52.280 --> 1:01:55.479
<v Speaker 7>we're developing into better people. And we have to teach

1:01:55.560 --> 1:01:57.680
<v Speaker 7>the people who don't want to move with us that

1:01:57.760 --> 1:01:59.720
<v Speaker 7>it's okay to move because those.

1:01:59.600 --> 1:02:01.200
<v Speaker 8>People have feelings.

1:02:01.400 --> 1:02:03.760
<v Speaker 7>You know, a lot of those trumpers and shit really

1:02:03.920 --> 1:02:06.440
<v Speaker 7>just believe in I just don't want to be poor

1:02:06.560 --> 1:02:08.880
<v Speaker 7>no more, or whatever it is that they believe.

1:02:09.000 --> 1:02:09.920
<v Speaker 8>There are some racists.

1:02:09.960 --> 1:02:13.000
<v Speaker 7>I'm not saying that they're not, but I always believe

1:02:13.040 --> 1:02:15.320
<v Speaker 7>in the thing of hurt people, hurt people.

1:02:16.480 --> 1:02:18.800
<v Speaker 4>You know, Hey, lesl Leie me asked a question, as

1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:21.080
<v Speaker 4>you travel through Middle America on your tour and you

1:02:21.160 --> 1:02:24.280
<v Speaker 4>see people every day at the coffee shops, bars, your clubs, whatever,

1:02:24.800 --> 1:02:26.479
<v Speaker 4>where do you think we're at right now with thirty

1:02:26.560 --> 1:02:29.240
<v Speaker 4>days left, thirty five days left, because we're in the back,

1:02:29.480 --> 1:02:30.360
<v Speaker 4>do you think we're in a battle?

1:02:30.440 --> 1:02:30.640
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

1:02:30.720 --> 1:02:33.000
<v Speaker 7>I really was thinking that we was because we saw

1:02:33.120 --> 1:02:35.439
<v Speaker 7>the people that came forward, you know, that came forward

1:02:35.480 --> 1:02:36.120
<v Speaker 7>to that's going.

1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:38.920
<v Speaker 8>To support This is the thing that scares me that

1:02:39.120 --> 1:02:40.000
<v Speaker 8>they are not scared.

1:02:40.960 --> 1:02:45.760
<v Speaker 7>I can't explain it. Trump is still being crazy, like JD.

1:02:45.920 --> 1:02:48.880
<v Speaker 7>Vince is still saying crazy. It's almost like they don't care.

1:02:49.000 --> 1:02:51.760
<v Speaker 6>Because they've doubled down on crazy. I mean, they're doubling

1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:52.520
<v Speaker 6>down every day.

1:02:52.600 --> 1:02:56.400
<v Speaker 7>My thing is is that crazy does that they're not scared.

1:02:56.520 --> 1:02:59.000
<v Speaker 7>So I feel like there's another plan going on, and

1:02:59.080 --> 1:03:01.560
<v Speaker 7>I'm very scared that if we do win, that they're

1:03:01.600 --> 1:03:04.680
<v Speaker 7>going to do some other crazy shit, So that scares me.

1:03:05.600 --> 1:03:07.400
<v Speaker 7>I think that we could win it. I think that

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<v Speaker 7>we are in the back. I think most of the

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<v Speaker 7>country wants gun laws, most of the country wants women's rights,

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<v Speaker 7>most of the country want people their children to be

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<v Speaker 7>safe in school. Most of the country believes that shit.

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<v Speaker 7>But I think that there's a big part of the

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<v Speaker 7>country that is just very confused, hurt, scary, racist, whatever.

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm scared that Trump has come in and changed

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<v Speaker 7>so much stuff that he could make it hard for

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<v Speaker 7>whatever's going to happen for this election. I'm scared of

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<v Speaker 7>the Supreme Court, which definitely should be refused. I'm so

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<v Speaker 7>scared of all this obvious shit that's happening that we

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<v Speaker 7>are just like, Okay. For example, you remember when the

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<v Speaker 7>Rodney King shit happened and they had the video and

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<v Speaker 7>everybody was like, oh, and we're like, this is a video, bitch,

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<v Speaker 7>you're right here. It's almost like the shit is happening

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<v Speaker 7>in front of us, and we're still like, no, that's

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<v Speaker 7>not what it is, and it is or either we're

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<v Speaker 7>still stuck in that. They can't do that.

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<v Speaker 8>We're still stuck in that mold. Instead of they doing

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<v Speaker 8>that we need.

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<v Speaker 7>To do something like It's that's what's scary to me,

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<v Speaker 7>that we're not gonna fight back if some shit happens.

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<v Speaker 7>It's scary to me that I look at shit like

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<v Speaker 7>Handmate's tail and all of that and go, God damn,

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<v Speaker 7>we're real close to that ship. We're real close to

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<v Speaker 7>that ship, and that shits scary to me because let

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<v Speaker 7>me tell you, I'm gonna be the first one to

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<v Speaker 7>get shot because I'm That's the first thing I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>say is fuck you.

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<v Speaker 8>I ain't fit about that's me. That's me.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm dead in the first five minutes. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 7>to no fields. I'm not gonna be nobody nanny, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And the only thing that could stop that from happening

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<v Speaker 3>is everyone listening. Get out and vote, vote your conscience,

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<v Speaker 3>vote to people, and vote for Marshawn lynch Is mayor

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<v Speaker 3>of Oakland and Leslie Jones as leader of the world.

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<v Speaker 7>No, but I really know it gets me when I

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<v Speaker 7>see people like you, Gavin. I know that a lot

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<v Speaker 7>of people give you a lot of hard times and ship,

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<v Speaker 7>but I do really feel like you do have the

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<v Speaker 7>heart of of of trying.

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<v Speaker 8>To fix ship that's going on. I really do feel

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<v Speaker 8>that from bless you. You know what I'm saying, and

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<v Speaker 8>I hope.

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<v Speaker 3>That you you know, continue, thank you, well you know

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<v Speaker 3>what we We wish we could continue, but we are

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<v Speaker 3>past our time.

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<v Speaker 6>The one and only lets the Jones. This has been

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<v Speaker 6>a hell of a ride. This was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Fact.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't nothing for.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Leslie, Leslie, you got you got invites everything we

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<v Speaker 4>do all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>And if Marshaun is out there playing Jesus, thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn show up and show the fun out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this was awesome, But Leslie, less your real talk.

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<v Speaker 4>I love your attitude, dude, I love your attitude, love

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<v Speaker 4>your mindset, I love your energy. I love everything about

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<v Speaker 4>you always have and get a chance to meet you

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<v Speaker 4>now you are the real deal, one of one.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh believable story.

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<v Speaker 4>And we know we definitely have to do this again

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<v Speaker 4>to get together and break some bread whatever you have

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<v Speaker 4>it uh and uh and all that.

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<v Speaker 5>But it has been a place, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Told you with people like you.

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<v Speaker 8>Was somebody cute.

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<v Speaker 6>Might break the little out of your cousins too, I might.

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<v Speaker 7>I might be a little British, a little British, you know, ad,

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm Dougie Fresh Im not gonna do that, Dougie, Like,

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<v Speaker 7>how dare you? I know, Dougie Fresh, you are not hire.

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<v Speaker 5>Killing me right down more, Sean we we where you.

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<v Speaker 8>Fight at dog, You ain't got no fight with me,

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<v Speaker 8>Marshaw starter.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, doug I'm gonna tell you like this. She got

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<v Speaker 2>unlimited fouls, so you better be curveful.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, I five files, five fouls. Look how big my

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<v Speaker 8>hand is.

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<v Speaker 7>My daddy told me I was a big bitching when

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<v Speaker 7>I was in the sixth grade. He said, when you

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<v Speaker 7>when you hit other people, it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 8>It's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard. Thank you, Thank you, Mama. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank y'all so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your presence, Mama.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you for letting me be on here. It was

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<v Speaker 8>so fucking fun, so cute.

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<v Speaker 7>All god shine, You're so real.

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<v Speaker 8>Donkey you cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Sea.

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<v Speaker 8>I see y'all later.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Mama, Bye baby,