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Speaker 1: Let's see what's going on. Where do we got? We

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Speaker 1: got Texas, I got Texas. Lots of shows in Texas.

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Speaker 1: First up, February ninth, I'll be in Sugarland, Texas, a

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Speaker 1: Texas Trust See You Center. And on the eleventh of February,

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Speaker 1: I'll be in San Antonio, Texas at the Majestic Theater.

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Speaker 1: And last, but certainly not least, I'll be in Austin,

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Speaker 1: Texas at the Bass Concert Hall. Check out more dates

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Speaker 1: to come at Russell Peters dot com because we are

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Speaker 1: always adding dates. Now, for today's episode, we're looking back

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Speaker 1: on funny moments from the last year. Because the thing is,

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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of funny people on this show,

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Speaker 1: so let's celebrate it. It's a compilation episode, people, because

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Speaker 1: I'm busy and I'm getting married soon, so leave me alone,

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Speaker 1: So let's take a look back now and we'll have

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Speaker 1: some new episodes for you sooner than you could ever

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Speaker 1: call me a brown man. Enjoy, y'all. Motherfucker's have no code.

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Speaker 1: It's always funny. I won't forget the time that we

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Speaker 1: and y'all was fucking going ham with the jokes. And

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Speaker 1: then you went too soon, and we all was like,

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Speaker 1: So let me ask you this in terms of too soon.

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Speaker 1: Uh remember when my man, I forget which one it was,

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Speaker 1: Can I can ask comedians? Can I ask y'all? Because

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Speaker 1: that's something that maybe just us regular humans who don't

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Speaker 1: So you know, it's it didn't lie between joke and not. Well,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's that's what it is funny

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Speaker 1: with that. They thought of some wrestling ship. You know,

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00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: you want an exhibit to exhibit exhibit A. I was

422
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: talking at the top, so so no to self, don't

423
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: fucking stay starve in Japan. I never thought. I never had.

424
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: I never would stave that never. Yeah, I don't think

425
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: they were ready for that. It was just not not

426
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: having it. Certain cat, you gotta be a certain weight

427
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: to do that ship. Dudes like red Man, I was,

428
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 1: I can't fun. But you were mid air when you

429
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: realized that they all I wish I could have seen

430
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: because they all knew it, that we all we thought

431
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: we were on the same page until the very last moment.

432
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: I thought they understood what was coming from I thought

433
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: they understood that was about to catch me. I didn't

434
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: realize ntil I was here understood And then it was

435
00:25:54,840 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: like it went from this they had flashbacks to Nagasaki.

436
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: That's what happened Nikasaki. So how far was you up

437
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: in the air, oh man, when you realized they started

438
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: parting because the stage was it was about a foot over,

439
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: maybe a couple inches over where their hands could their

440
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: hands could Oh my god, no, that was that was

441
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: a different one. That was at the World something, but

442
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: that that was around the same show that that thing

443
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: rains moment and manucking man that it was. That's it

444
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: was crazy because I was turning. I was turning like this,

445
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: like you know, for them to catch crazy, so I

446
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: can't catch myself when I'm motherfucking hitting the ground like,

447
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: oh I didn't I didn't trust the audience. You didn't

448
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: get injured. No, no, it wasn't that. It was a

449
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: wooden floor, thank god, it wouldn't concrete, right, and so

450
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: boom hit that motherfucking they submerged right back on. Be

451
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh that was fucking crazy. Like I couldn't get up.

452
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was full on. They were

453
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: they were acknowledging his great dude, dude, that was like

454
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: on the net every my whole ship. Nobody was helping

455
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: me up. They were all petting me. That's funny as ship.

456
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fund is happening right there?

457
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: So I get up and try to get up. Absolutely,

458
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: I just had to clarify that moment. I was like, Yo,

459
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: what the funk does I'm different? I would be like

460
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: fun Yo was like yeah, they did not know they

461
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: were supposed to catch you. Straight up. I was like

462
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: word and I was like okay, lets went show, show

463
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: went great, But it was It was one of those

464
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: moments that you know, you just never expect going overseas.

465
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Damn, my stomach had to

466
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: get when we went to India. I lost ten pounds

467
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: in India. I wasn't I was eating every day. Culse,

468
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: really can I shot my pants in India. I'm not

469
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: gonna lie. It was. It was delicious, but it just

470
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: did not want to stay inside of my body because

471
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: it's all like not processed. So good though everything's not

472
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: in other countries, it ain't processed because they don't give

473
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: a funk about the shelf trying to just make money.

474
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: They're just trying to sell your food. And that's the difference.

475
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: In America. Everything is like to last longer so they

476
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: can make more money. You can put it on the shelf,

477
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: and they don't give a funk about a fly land.

478
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: I fly land on my handburg I'm throwing that away.

479
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't give a ship. I'm eating for

480
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: fly lands on anything. I'm throwing that away. Motherfucker's chef.

481
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: And I'll be seeing videos of hesucking, cheffing, and flies

482
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: landing our ship. They still cheff And I'm like, who's

483
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: going to eat this? Some some fly just came halfway

484
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: around the world with chip chips on his feet and

485
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: walked all the landing on your food, and now you

486
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: eat that ship. I'm not doing it isn't bother me.

487
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: I eat on the street in India, So I don't,

488
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: you know, sucking um whatever, know whatever it is. I shouldn't.

489
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: And my dad was a meat inspector, so everything was

490
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: good to us, like my dad. But it's still go

491
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: to eat it. It says it expired a month ago.

492
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: It said best before. That means it's still going. The

493
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: just tasted better than one month ago. I can't do flies.

494
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I said, fries, bitch, not flies.

495
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: There's a there's a video guy of an Indian dude

496
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: that cooks in the woods and ship on on on YouTube,

497
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: always watching. Yeah, he's an Indian dude. He comes out there,

498
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: wraps himself up in the skirt. He has this big

499
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: old giant pot and he's cooking flies. So fla, everything

500
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: everything he got got flies landing on it. She did

501
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: just go but he just ship looks delicious, but there's

502
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: flies on it. But here's what you don't understand is

503
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: that it gives the flies the run so they don't

504
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: come back. My thing is, you don't see what this

505
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: little fly is. Just he just jumped off of this

506
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: big piece of elephant ship and he landing, and now

507
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: he's marching all these ships all over your ship. Prince.

508
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm not doing I'm not doing that. It's Jenny ship.

509
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: Prince never got treated properly. Yeah, and he was a

510
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: good fighter. He was a good fight of you. You

511
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: don't fight, you know. I'm like, yeah, and that scared me.

512
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't even watch boxing anymore. That's how bad I

513
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: got beat Yeah, Scotty Hatch, He's beat the ship out

514
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: of me. Scotty Scotty Hatch. Oh hell yeah. I know

515
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: his face, I know his address. You remember his name.

516
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 1: Dude checked us up. I would get getting beat up

517
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: every day after school, and um to the point where

518
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: I just my dad was like, all right, we're gonna

519
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna go we're gonna address this. We're gonna go

520
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: over to Scotty Hatch's house and we're going to talk

521
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: to his his parents. Now, keep in mind that my

522
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: dad looks exactly like me, but with a sweet ass

523
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: pimp asked home over. Okay, so it's like big guy,

524
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: little guy of the same person going over this guy's

525
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: house and the same thing with Scotty Hatch and his dad.

526
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: Scotty Hatch, his dad is a big version of this

527
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: fucking bully. He's just as much of an asshole. Yeah,

528
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: he and he opens the door. He goes, hey, what

529
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: so can I help you? And you go and my

530
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: dad goes, yeah, your son has been beating up my

531
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: son Eric. And this guy did not give a ship.

532
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: He turns around. He goes, hey, Scotty, you've been touching

533
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: this kid? He goes no, and he goes looks like

534
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: he hasn't touched him, staring down my dad like like

535
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: the you're gonna do about it? Yeah, And what we

536
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: ultimately had to do, we uh, we moved that moved

537
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: you to protect you from a kid neighborhood. I don't

538
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: know if that was dad moved to protect himself. Yes, dude,

539
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: We're Jews. Were Jews with glasses well Afreel Palestine and

540
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: never left. So we're not Israelis were We're like southern

541
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: California reformed Jews. The closest thing. When I was a

542
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: kid with bullish it and it wasn't bullish it, but

543
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: my father always he had me shooting twenty twos in

544
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: the garage, was a little kid, and he told me

545
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: how to box, put me out to fight all of

546
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: that ship. So I was a fighter in school, up

547
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: for kids and headlocks whatever. Somebody funk with me, the

548
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: older kids. I beat up the older kids. But then

549
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: my father, he was in Vietnami, went a little crazy

550
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: and he became a preacher man and he became Prince

551
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: Solmar the Black Angel. When he started going to Thor

552
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: the thoughts on Bibles. Name was Prince Omar. Yeah that's what. Yeah,

553
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: that's the Enighbling called him. And he's like the yea, yes,

554
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: but he's white, he's black yea his uh of Scottish ship.

555
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: So so Prince onwater, black angels walking and able selling

556
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: bibles all this ship. And he said, son, the man

557
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: with courage keeps his hands in his pockets and walks away,

558
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: you know. So he's teaching me not to fight. Now

559
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: my whole life he told me to fight, right. So

560
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: it's like third fourth grade and like so kids was

561
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: on the park talking ship, and I was like the

562
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: man with courage, you know. I walked away and said,

563
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: he's a pussy. I'm like, no, I'm the brave when

564
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: my father told me like two months, I'm like walking

565
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: away from fights, like my dad told me courage, you know.

566
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: And then I told us it that they called me

567
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: and oh you could fight, Oh yes, and then I

568
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: started fighting again and and it got past it, you know.

569
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: But but oh you know, you know what, No, one

570
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: time I got beat up by the older kids, Like

571
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: three kids jumped me and I got beat up. And

572
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: it was like fourteen already. I was like ten eleven

573
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: and they had mustaches and ship fourteen. Yeah yeah, like

574
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of kids, know, not like like you know,

575
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: fourteen year kids. That first nobody got that little bullshit. Yeah.

576
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: So uh so, yeah, I remember pulled up my dad

577
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: drove the trans and he was the neighborhood star, you know,

578
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: Vietnam veteran, crazy guy. Everyone was scared him side which

579
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: trans was the smokey the good one on the six

580
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: point six one. I don't know, I don't know, how's

581
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: the dope point? But yeah, so he pulls up the

582
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: next day on the bus and he gets on the bus.

583
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: My father got on the bus and he said, hey,

584
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: I forgot to get Eric or this guy. That guy said,

585
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: he said, yo, um, I know who your father is.

586
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: I know who your father is. You beat up my son,

587
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat up your daddy. Yeah I know, yeah

588
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: my dad. Did they have your kids, the kids in

589
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: your neighborhood and say my dad could beat up your dad.

590
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: You don't know what they knew. They couldn't And you

591
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: try to say my dad could beat up your dad. Yeah.

592
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you're right. My dad. My dad

593
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: sells ladies clothing out of a truck. Said I wasna.

594
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: He had a store on wheels and he went around

595
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: and he was like the food truck of clothes. Yeah,

596
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: he was ahead of the time. She the salesman they

597
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: called that. Yeah, he did sell. I was bullied a

598
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: lot growing up until I was fifteen. Then I started boxing.

599
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: I never got bullied again. And Lewis and everybody, yeah,

600
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: I mean no, But I see Lennox and I like

601
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: I knew Lennox when I was because I would see

602
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: my tournaments in Canada boxing tournaments. I always saw him.

603
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: It would always be like what's up. But we don't

604
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: really know each other then. And then as we got

605
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: older and we started doing things like we traveled in

606
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: the same services and we became been friends for a

607
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: long time now. But um, but I was getting not

608
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: with Lennox. I was I'm not sparing with the I

609
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: sparred to the heavy weights. One was the most the

610
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: best fight you have a spotted. There was a guy

611
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: that I grew up with named Willie who U no, oh,

612
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: don know what. My coaches were like pro fighters and that,

613
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: like with Fraser and Rick Seuss saying them, but they

614
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: weren't trying to spire with me. I wasn't good enough

615
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: to spire with the fucking pro I'm out of shape.

616
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: But it was you know Ice Scully, John Scully, you

617
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: professional fight and trained out Dawson with the Hopkins fight.

618
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: And I was in his town in Connecticut. He's like

619
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: getting a ring for three rounds. I was like, you know,

620
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: he's fifty years old, but like, you know what, I'm toying,

621
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: and he kept it easy on me. I was like

622
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: drawing like little chance and he too, like little NFL

623
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: my nose going and I was like, oh shit, if

624
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: you really want to fucking break my nose in one second.

625
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Those professional fighters, I can't do that. Well. When I started,

626
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: I started training out here for a little bit in

627
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: l A and uh, I would train with Ricky Keels,

628
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: Ricky Showtime Kills. He uh he beat ednar Cherry for

629
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: the title at one point and uh but Ricky was slicked.

630
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah but yeah, but I mean like in the eighties,

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Speaker 1: I didn't in the two thousands, oh yeah, yeah no.

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Speaker 1: And as I got older, Yeah, I got in the

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Speaker 1: ring with some professionals and it's it's embarrassing. Yeah. Literally,

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Speaker 1: they see everything you're about to throw and like, god damn,

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Speaker 1: I projecting that fucking hard and stamina. Like you'd be like,

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Speaker 1: oh he laughing. But I would get him like every

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Speaker 1: out on them with like a hook off the jab

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Speaker 1: or something like and them at one time, he uh

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Speaker 1: he he did something I did just something. I was like, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: my bad. Right. He did the you know, the touch

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Speaker 1: gloves after and then he went to do it again

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Speaker 1: and then he hit me and he goes, you never

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Speaker 1: touched gloves twice. You want to saying sorry twice? You

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Speaker 1: say sorry once. You don't say sorry twice. He was like,

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Speaker 1: all right, my bad, and then and then and then

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Speaker 1: I did the second one. He went pop and I

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Speaker 1: was like, motherfucker goes. Never say storry twice, you only

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Speaker 1: sorry once. I always want to try boxing. Know the

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Speaker 1: training you left, the the training boxing. The move that

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Speaker 1: kept me back is is U stick move doesn't mean that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not a real estate thing. The thing that cut me

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Speaker 1: back from his getting hit Like, I want to do

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Speaker 1: the training part of it, but like, can you do that?

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Speaker 1: Like I want to, I can't advice for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know to do fencing off. Yeah it's

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Speaker 1: not even comedy. Yeah, Like like I hate getting hit

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Speaker 1: in the head, getting a headache of fat lip or

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Speaker 1: fucking I hate sparming now. You know. It's like when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, I used to box in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: You know. But but um uh, you're a Long Island right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when when Buddy mcguard all of the training Buddy's training,

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Speaker 1: didn't train with trained with Buddy a few times, but

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Speaker 1: he lives out here, Yeah he lives. I'd never trained

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Speaker 1: with Budd is a great guy then, but um but

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Speaker 1: what I was saying is when I went to England, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's just like fucking boxing. You know, it's like the

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Speaker 1: sport's the jab and all we're doing is like polk

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Speaker 1: And yeah, it's not like you're not getting a headache

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Speaker 1: after your jiu jitsu would be good for you too.

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Speaker 1: Jiujitsu for six years? Do you also get right? You

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Speaker 1: know you can start on the floor. Okay, you start,

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Speaker 1: you get yeah, you know you listen, Just know see

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Speaker 1: jiu jitsu is easier because you're not gonna get to

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Speaker 1: that place. Um right away they started sucking you up.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna teach you how to get sucked up first. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you this one. You can do it.

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Speaker 1: This is what they can do. And then eventually, once

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Speaker 1: you start getting more comfortable knowing these little pieces of

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Speaker 1: the puzzle, you'll start rolling with guys and you'll know,

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Speaker 1: like you'll trust the guys that you're fighting with, just

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Speaker 1: like on the street. No, okay, yeah, we gotta get

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Speaker 1: some of those guys to train him, and then we'll

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Speaker 1: call that kid from his childhood. Yeah, let's call you

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Speaker 1: know what you honestly, that's a show. That's a show.

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Speaker 1: Was the show with the Bully which one am I?

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Speaker 1: Which you're definitely the bullet. I am a bully because

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Speaker 1: I'm calling his ass out and saying you face me

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Speaker 1: one more time. Scotty Hatch, you still go by Scotty.

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Speaker 1: It's probably Scott By now that you're always in pitches with. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's John Jack Machadow. He's one of the best. John

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Speaker 1: Jack Machadow. We're gonna get you, and he's gonna teach

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Speaker 1: you how what's your guy? Nat? Probably is your dad

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Speaker 1: Eric my dad. My dad has a gangster ass name.

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Speaker 1: Guy's dad, Oh my god, he just had perfect My

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Speaker 1: dad's name is Lester, Lester Lester Schwartz and his clothing

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