Speaker 1: Are you recording there talking to the microphone and people
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Hello, there you are? What's up pal?
Speaker 2: Not much? What about you, Scott?
Speaker 1: Let's just get rolling.
Speaker 3: Don't eat cereal with yours.
Speaker 1: If you say, when you hand a.
Speaker 3: Jam man, eat cereal, Ma, your milk is more, you
Speaker 3: can stop it now.
Speaker 1: All right. I'll tell Brody you hate his songs.
Speaker 2: I don't hate his song. It's just funny that in
Speaker 2: this studio when you play it, it doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: the song. Over the podcast audio sounds wonderful. I love it,
Speaker 2: but in here it just sounds like.
Speaker 1: This speaker is kind of blah.
Speaker 2: It's muffly. Yeah, just gross.
Speaker 1: That's what we call a Q speaker here in the industry,
Speaker 1: and it's not like a stereo speaker here.
Speaker 2: In the end of look at you saying big words.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one fifty three. Today
Speaker 1: is Monday, November sixteen. Yay, it's another Monday, another Monday.
Speaker 1: We're here. And just so you know, Danielle messed everything up. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: because at the end of the last episode we said, Danielle,
Speaker 1: we'll be back. We'd be doing the sesame street Cereal
Speaker 1: the whole thing, Danie, She did her Elmo voice right.
Speaker 1: Danielle could not be with us today. Wow, I think
Speaker 1: she got stuck at the gynecologist.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Yes, she didn't go to the gynecologist.
Speaker 1: Where was she?
Speaker 2: She said? She I thought she had to go to
Speaker 2: the obstetrician.
Speaker 1: No, it was a chiropractor. But I'm just going to
Speaker 1: keep saying guynecologists. Okay, so Danielle will be with us
Speaker 1: next Monday. You'll have to wait for the sesame street cereal.
Speaker 1: But there is another secret squirrel, Joel before you can
Speaker 1: buy it cereal on the show today.
Speaker 2: Why isn't Joel like on this podcast? I feel like
Speaker 2: Joel would provide lots of great commentary, maybe give us
Speaker 2: some like serial tidbits.
Speaker 1: See the thing is, though, he's not a serial guy.
Speaker 2: He's just a supermart He's.
Speaker 1: A grocery manager. Oh, here comes to covid. Put your
Speaker 1: mask on, scar, put your mask on. No, we got
Speaker 1: to put ours on too.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, Covid Jones?
Speaker 4: I haven't made an appearance on Cereal Killers in months.
Speaker 4: I'm about to. I'm about to be the Covid killers.
Speaker 1: We can't allow you to try cereal because you'd have
Speaker 1: to take your mask off.
Speaker 5: I just have a question. Why do you guys skive me?
Speaker 5: I don't understand you avoid me at all costs? Hey,
Speaker 5: why he's praying whysl on me?
Speaker 4: Can I just let know? Andrew? I miss you and
Speaker 4: I love you. I miss you. I haven't seen the
Speaker 4: bottom of your face in six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hope.
Speaker 4: To try cereal with you on a future podcast. I
Speaker 4: don't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 2: Once the pandemic is over.
Speaker 1: As soon as you get that vaccine, come on back.
Speaker 4: Okay, you got it?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Okay, you go first, Dell, because I want to see
Speaker 4: what happens to you.
Speaker 1: I want to go.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call you later answering maybe all right, and
Speaker 5: if I can while I'm here, you know the Brooklyn
Speaker 5: Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: We love you guys. I always support you, So if
Speaker 4: I may.
Speaker 5: We got these brand new hoodies in our merch store
Speaker 5: for the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Well stop right there before you promote it. We need
Speaker 1: to have one, are the wise? You can't talk about
Speaker 1: it on this show.
Speaker 4: You want to hook it up? Hook it up? Would you? Okay?
Speaker 4: So we have hoodies.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to wear it.
Speaker 4: A woman's tank top for you, Scotty perfect fit right
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 5: And we got new patterns and logos property of it's
Speaker 5: kind of cool different colors.
Speaker 2: Send me the link.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll tell everybody. I'll tell you right now. It's
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel. That's C A R T.
Speaker 4: E l dot com. Come see us in the in
Speaker 4: the merch storm took up as a holiday gift.
Speaker 2: We love a good merch player.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I do bad. Yeah, what we owe you now?
Speaker 4: Anytime you want to promote anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the podcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, we win. We have more episodes than
Speaker 1: you now, I see you just posted one fifty This
Speaker 1: is mother FN episode one fifty three.
Speaker 4: Quality over quantity.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a nice week, scary, take care, save me
Speaker 1: some serious Uh huh? Is he gone?
Speaker 2: I think so? All right?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what I was saying. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Joel everything.
Speaker 2: So he doesn't like cereal. That's what he likes it.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: He's the supermarket manager. He's not like a cereal buff
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. Like he text me when they
Speaker 1: come in and when they're orderable. In his little computer thing.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I asked him about little debbies the other day and
Speaker 1: he's like, I see it in the gun, but it's
Speaker 1: not orderable yet. Well, because people are having it. You
Speaker 1: see all these other cereal freakin' Instagram people, they've got it,
Speaker 1: and I want to aware. See, we have no contacts
Speaker 1: with Kellogg's.
Speaker 2: It's weird because I feel like we get sent certain
Speaker 2: things and not others.
Speaker 1: Post loves us. Yeah, no other cereal company even knows
Speaker 1: we exist. That sound General Mills and you gotta all right,
Speaker 1: you can put you got lesol in your eyes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Some remnants.
Speaker 1: All right, So listen, this one's great. This one's gonna
Speaker 1: be exciting.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: First words out of your mouth taste like seltzer.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's a dried fruit cereal.
Speaker 1: It is brand new.
Speaker 2: Let me, can I just stop you for one second? Yes,
Speaker 2: your chest is looking quite perky.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about it?
Speaker 2: That shirt is very revealing whatever, dude.
Speaker 1: So, this particular cereal brand has never ever had anything
Speaker 1: added to it ever. It's just been its own thing.
Speaker 1: It's O's cheerios, and now there's something in the.
Speaker 2: O's oh god, is it cheerios with strawberry?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's multi grain. It's multi grain cheerio.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: Look at that multi grain cheerios with strawberries.
Speaker 2: I'm actually very very excited for this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, see when I love multi grain cheerios.
Speaker 2: And to be honest, if it's not a full sized, gross,
Speaker 2: dehydrated strawberry, okay, then I'm good.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: When I first posted the picture of this box, everyone
Speaker 1: was like, they had strawberry cheerios. You're right, they did
Speaker 1: have strawberry cheerios. No, we didn't. Years ago. We never
Speaker 1: had it because this podcast started after that was discontinued.
Speaker 2: What am I looking at? Then?
Speaker 1: We had a yes, but there was a strawberry one
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, but that one was strawberry cheerios.
Speaker 1: This is cereos with strawberries. So there's actually strawberries inside these,
Speaker 1: and I'm super duper excited.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually the year of new cheerios. Just
Speaker 1: so you know, really because on the way, there's also
Speaker 1: chocolate strawberry cheerios, which we could love or vomit from,
Speaker 1: because the chocolate peanut butter churios is vomit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chocol peanut butter cheerios were vomit.
Speaker 1: And there's vanilla cheerios on the way.
Speaker 2: So excited for vanilla cheerios. Those are gonna taste sort
Speaker 2: of like frosted cheerios.
Speaker 1: Okay, I bet no, I don't. They're gonna taste like vanilla.
Speaker 1: So let's give it a little shake. I don't have
Speaker 1: my cereal shake thing handy because you know, I'm just lazy, right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent lazy, And what's funny is one hundred yes,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent idiot. I'm not don't care anymore. When
Speaker 2: the theme song was going on, you were going, oh
Speaker 2: my god, he's on his phone. Let's just put this
Speaker 2: out on the table. This episode has to go real
Speaker 2: fast because Scotty has to get somewhere because he was
Speaker 2: just on his phone. What you before this episode? So
Speaker 2: was like, I don't have tap of this. Let's just
Speaker 2: get this done.
Speaker 1: Well, my daughter is home alone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, here we go, try and get the
Speaker 2: sympathy I got you.
Speaker 1: I don't want sympathy from you.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. My daughter is home alone. Do you feel bad?
Speaker 2: You could have texted me and told me not to
Speaker 2: come in but instead here, I am ready to eat
Speaker 2: multi grains cheer it is. Oh it's so warm in here.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they just got a good look at your backside.
Speaker 2: Did you like that? And we're gonna get demonetized on YouTube?
Speaker 1: Do you know something? I'm sure her name was Karen
Speaker 1: complained about a video of mine on YouTube and they
Speaker 1: took it down.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well YouTube has been getting like very very stingy people
Speaker 2: are actually saying and this might be something we might
Speaker 2: want to do. Whole milk, by the way, maybe we
Speaker 2: should do a Patreon. Have you heard of patreon? I
Speaker 2: don't know what that is, So basically think of it
Speaker 2: where like people could pay like say five bucks a month,
Speaker 2: and those five bucks a month we could then like picture, okay, great,
Speaker 2: we're just eating love it? I mean I love it.
Speaker 1: A touch of sweetness, yep, I like it. Not enough
Speaker 1: straw for my liking. Gosh enough, you're very little diced up.
Speaker 1: I'll give us four balls.
Speaker 2: Back to what I was saying, So, if you have
Speaker 2: the Patreon, we could put all our videos there, uncensored,
Speaker 2: unedited whatever. On top of that, anytime you find new
Speaker 2: cereals you could post them in there so people could
Speaker 2: then react to it.
Speaker 1: I would rather cologe them. What oh four balls as well,
Speaker 1: multi grain churios with strawberry.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should do a Patreon generals.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk to you about this afterwards. You're not
Speaker 2: going to understand anything I'm saying, but such as life.
Speaker 1: So this will be out in the next month or
Speaker 1: two or three. You'll see that I'm talking that home.
Speaker 1: You're not taking it home.
Speaker 2: Who are you bringing it to?
Speaker 1: Maybe I want to take it home?
Speaker 2: Okay, have mom, you can have it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, very good. So down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 1: Let's just continue on with the fruit category. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go fruity.
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Stop looking at my butt.
Speaker 2: I can't because literally every time you're like going down
Speaker 2: to the cereal sack, it's just like.
Speaker 1: Get a full moon. So this is our granola?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry? There are berries in it. Okay, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if you like these kind of berries?
Speaker 2: Are they gojiberries? Last ie?
Speaker 1: My daughter used to call it a kaky.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was a kai a khaki bowls.
Speaker 1: I went in a kacky bawl, allkry, all right, So anyway,
Speaker 1: it's Cliff Cliff blueberry crisp.
Speaker 2: I love blueberries.
Speaker 1: So basically all the Cliff Bars are made into granolas.
Speaker 1: For the most part, you can find almost all of
Speaker 1: them in granola forms. Now, I don't even know if
Speaker 1: this is recording properly because that last episode Danielle was
Speaker 1: so low and I should probably check the levels, you
Speaker 1: know before. Well we're already here, so all right, So
Speaker 1: Cliff blueberry crisp granola with toasted oats, blueberries, almonds, pumpkin seeds,
Speaker 1: had a little bit of sea salt.
Speaker 2: I miss being in the studio with you, when you
Speaker 2: would always have the blueberries and you would give me some.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I do miss every morning, sitting
Speaker 2: over there, like fresh blueberries. Yeah, I missed that.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I could just buy blueberries myself, but it's not the same.
Speaker 1: Ooh sorry. I always burt from cheer and I get
Speaker 1: that like cheerio or.
Speaker 2: Taste great engaging.
Speaker 1: These smell very blueberry, but they also smell very earthy.
Speaker 1: At the same time, the blueberries are tiny.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If I like Cliff Bars, I might.
Speaker 1: Go back a few episodes and you say, how about
Speaker 1: you love Cliff Bars So just.
Speaker 2: I liked the Nature's Valley.
Speaker 1: No, you were like, what's the one with the guy climbing?
Speaker 1: That's Cliff Andrew. Oh, I like those Oh I see.
Speaker 1: I remember every episode word for word because they're my children.
Speaker 2: Okay, so these are your children too, you have a
Speaker 2: lot of I have tons of a lot of.
Speaker 1: Children there, Buddy Spoon used the same one.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to ask that, but okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Ready, yeah, using whole milk. By the way, it smells
Speaker 1: a little sour, but I think that's just the rim
Speaker 1: rim rim. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, yeah, I love them too. That was deligious.
Speaker 1: The blueberries remind me of way back in the day
Speaker 1: we had Cascadian farm lem blueberry granola m and the
Speaker 1: blueberries taste exactly like that. I'm okay with this, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it two balls on a spoon. That's rude.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Andrew, that's rude.
Speaker 2: I give you well. I give your review zero bowls.
Speaker 2: This is a four bowler for me. It's sweet, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: It has whole almonds in it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Whole almonds.
Speaker 2: You know I like the crunch. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: All right, that's a great story. Should I play some
Speaker 1: nineties commercial real quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean if you have one pulled up?
Speaker 1: No I don't.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because you're unprepared and just want to make
Speaker 2: a mockery of this podcast. You don't care me, Yeah
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Where's all that advertising you said you were gonna do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Already knows any help with you anytime I ask you
Speaker 2: for anything. We're not going to get into this on
Speaker 2: a podcast because, as you would say, people don't want
Speaker 2: to hear a so arcute. But I'm going to just
Speaker 2: give a subtle like hint and insult and set you off,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna walk away. That's you. You're an instigator.
Speaker 1: I fart in the elevator, then leave you.
Speaker 4: That is you.
Speaker 2: To a tee.
Speaker 1: So our friend Jamie, she's a good listener, been listening
Speaker 1: for a long time. She's the one that sent us
Speaker 1: us two giant boxes of random cereals from Aldi and
Speaker 1: Letal and some other ones that we already did actually
Speaker 1: but still love you, Jamie. So I'm gonna go down
Speaker 1: to the cereal stack because we are going to continue
Speaker 1: on with the berry category. Okay, so this is another
Speaker 1: Berry Cereal. This is a very tastic episode. Remember when
Speaker 1: you told me not to say that, well, I said
Speaker 1: Berry Delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Berry Delicious is dumb. I don't like Delicious. That's
Speaker 2: like that show that was on when everybody was doing
Speaker 2: New Jersey trends, Jersey Delicious. Ugh. Okay, remember when everybody
Speaker 2: was obsessed with New Jersey. No because of Jersey Shore.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I'm on long eyelands.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yes, I never watched Jersey Shore. I just thought it
Speaker 1: was dumb. Yeah, different could just like drive that way
Speaker 1: and see it. I didn't need to watch it on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I guess it was the people on
Speaker 2: the show that you watched for.
Speaker 1: All right, So this I'll just show you Berry kids Crunch.
Speaker 2: What Oh Okay. For a second, I was like, why
Speaker 2: does cap'n Crunch make kids cereal?
Speaker 1: They're all kids cereal? This is fake cap'n Crunch Berry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's it.
Speaker 2: Called berry Kicks? No cap'n Crunch.
Speaker 1: What's the freaking berry one called? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: totally having aberry, thank you Crunchberry Cereal. So this is
Speaker 1: Millville's version of crunchberry cereal berry kids crunch There's there's
Speaker 1: kids in here, chopped up.
Speaker 2: It's literally, oh god, this is literally the same font
Speaker 2: as cap'n Crunches.
Speaker 1: I heard your phone buzz. Is it important?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is. Actually I'm gonna read my texts.
Speaker 1: Salet target.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a salea target?
Speaker 1: What what is this a picture?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's the little crunch berries are blowing out
Speaker 1: of the cannon. Here, see blowing out of the cannon,
Speaker 1: and there's an anchor. It's just a weird box.
Speaker 2: Do we not want to just like start eating it?
Speaker 1: Well, I like to back look, look at the characters.
Speaker 1: Why look, box boxes are back. Box backs are great.
Speaker 1: I love when they put thought into the back of
Speaker 1: the box. So there's there's stuff to do here. You
Speaker 1: can color. It's a monster finder.
Speaker 2: So like every other cereal so far, it's just been like,
Speaker 2: open eat this one. You're like, have you ever thought
Speaker 2: of the color scheme of the box? The font? Have
Speaker 2: you ever had a crunchberry? The dates, the dexters in
Speaker 2: your mouth. Let's talk about it a little bit more
Speaker 2: before I open up the cereal for you.
Speaker 1: These crunchberries are larger. Well, I can't call them crunchberries
Speaker 1: because they're not their Millville their kids crunches, Yes, crunch
Speaker 1: but there the pieces are bigger and but also duller
Speaker 1: than a crunchberry.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're not as vibrant in color.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's green too. Yeah, I don't think crunchberries
Speaker 2: does greenes.
Speaker 1: Vomit green in here? And there's no consistency because they're
Speaker 1: all different sizes. That little machine that spits them out,
Speaker 1: thank you, no quality control down there at the Millville plant.
Speaker 2: They kind of also smell like sweeter, but like a
Speaker 2: we're cotton candy. Now.
Speaker 1: I've been eating way too much sugar and these cereals
Speaker 1: just keep putting me over the top. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Oh well, that dribbled milk all over myself. It does
Speaker 1: actually have a little bit of a berry taste.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it, and I know you're going to
Speaker 2: disagree with me and say that I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a cheese puff without the cheese.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense when you say that, does you
Speaker 1: mean the consistency of the cereal in your mouth? The
Speaker 1: texture of it? It doesn't taste anything like a puff
Speaker 1: of any kind.
Speaker 2: Buff you know what, just for that?
Speaker 1: Going back to the cereal vault stand by? Oh great,
Speaker 1: let's see what should we picked for Andrew to eat
Speaker 1: from the fresh cereals.
Speaker 2: Back here in afresh.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a joke. Let's go up way up here.
Speaker 4: You go.
Speaker 2: Ah, I've had this one already, not and not know
Speaker 2: you haven't. Yes, we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't go back and grab it for you.
Speaker 2: Like a couple of episodes ago. You did.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, you did one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what feel it? It's a rock hold on
Speaker 1: my rock, all right? Ashford and Simpson. I don't know
Speaker 1: either of those.
Speaker 2: I just know the song.
Speaker 1: That's who sings the song.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, cool, cool woo.
Speaker 1: Who thought Jolly Ranchers as a cereal was a good idea?
Speaker 1: We went over all this when it actually came out
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean we can't still say it. Here you go, buddy,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have it.
Speaker 1: You have to have it. That's what we do. Well,
Speaker 1: it smells like a Jolly Rancher actually, and now they're
Speaker 1: just as hard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what if I lose a tooth? You're
Speaker 2: paying for my denis.
Speaker 1: I mean they should be soft then right. If they're stale, one.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, they're just so glazed.
Speaker 1: I'll play this while you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and love.
Speaker 4: Eat?
Speaker 1: Oh I hear crunchy? How is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's a classic? I mean, you can't buy this anymore?
Speaker 1: What's the matter? It smells like fruit punch? What's what's
Speaker 1: going on over there? We okay, it's.
Speaker 2: It was so bad?
Speaker 1: Have another bite?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you for listening to serial Killers. I
Speaker 1: hope you have a wonderful week. We do appreciate you listening,
Speaker 1: and we hope you follow us on all social platforms
Speaker 1: at serial Killers PC. And apparently there's some website called
Speaker 1: serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 2: There is this website called serial killers piece.
Speaker 1: Have you done anything to it?
Speaker 2: I got to updated a little bit, but otherwise the
Speaker 2: website's there. Won't just make your list for you, You
Speaker 2: should make the list. Put the list on there for you.
Speaker 2: And when you can't search it and you go online
Speaker 2: and you complain about it, I'm so excited for our
Speaker 2: fans who keep sticking up for me. Thank you so much. Guys.
Speaker 2: If you like, public opinion has really.
Speaker 1: Turned out sticking up for you.
Speaker 2: Usually everybody is like I was able to find it, Scott.
Speaker 2: It maybe have been a little hard, but I eventually
Speaker 2: got there, unlike you, who's like I couldn't even a supermarket.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't cry, it shouldn't even be a little bit hard.
Speaker 1: I was trying to find Uncle Sam's with Raisins the
Speaker 1: other day and it took me forever.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I found it.
Speaker 1: Why can't I find the hook.
Speaker 3: Sonic?
Speaker 2: Wait, who's the one who does the rock version of it?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what there's a rock version of it?
Speaker 2: Almost just Phil Collins. No, it's in arrested development. They
Speaker 2: put it all the time. Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, crunch. I'm
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm gonna google it.
Speaker 1: We don't have time for that.
Speaker 2: Salid is all rock. That's how it sounds, Ashrod and Simpson.
Speaker 1: It's some like screamy heavy metal band.
Speaker 2: Make it over arrested development. Oh I think yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: of course you were wrong. That's rude.
Speaker 1: Have a nice week, Andrew, Bye bye,