WEBVTT - Crunchy Kids 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:02.719 Are you recording there talking to the microphone and people 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:05.840 can't hear you. Hello, there you are? What's up pal? 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:07.320 Not much? What about you, Scott? 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:08.119 Let's just get rolling. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:14.920 Don't eat cereal with yours. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:17.880 If you say, when you hand a. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:34.040 Jam man, eat cereal, Ma, your milk is more, you 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.080 can stop it now. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.920 All right. I'll tell Brody you hate his songs. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.559 I don't hate his song. It's just funny that in 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.239 this studio when you play it, it doesn't sound like 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.040 the song. Over the podcast audio sounds wonderful. I love it, 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.159 but in here it just sounds like. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:51.839 This speaker is kind of blah. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.559 It's muffly. Yeah, just gross. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.840 That's what we call a Q speaker here in the industry, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.280 and it's not like a stereo speaker here. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.560 In the end of look at you saying big words. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.199 Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one fifty three. Today 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:10.199 is Monday, November sixteen. Yay, it's another Monday, another Monday. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:14.440 We're here. And just so you know, Danielle messed everything up. Okay, well, 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.560 because at the end of the last episode we said, Danielle, 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.480 we'll be back. We'd be doing the sesame street Cereal 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.280 the whole thing, Danie, She did her Elmo voice right. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.759 Danielle could not be with us today. Wow, I think 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:25.240 she got stuck at the gynecologist. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.720 Oh, here we go. Yes, she didn't go to the gynecologist. 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:29.800 Where was she? 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:31.360 She said? She I thought she had to go to 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:32.759 the obstetrician. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.000 No, it was a chiropractor. But I'm just going to 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.480 keep saying guynecologists. Okay, so Danielle will be with us 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.040 next Monday. You'll have to wait for the sesame street cereal. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:46.600 But there is another secret squirrel, Joel before you can 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.639 buy it cereal on the show today. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:51.200 Why isn't Joel like on this podcast? I feel like 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.360 Joel would provide lots of great commentary, maybe give us 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.000 some like serial tidbits. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.480 See the thing is, though, he's not a serial guy. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.480 He's just a supermart He's. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.160 A grocery manager. Oh, here comes to covid. Put your 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:06.160 mask on, scar, put your mask on. No, we got 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.080 to put ours on too. 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:07.680 What's going on? 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.560 Hey, what's up, Covid Jones? 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.480 I haven't made an appearance on Cereal Killers in months. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.640 I'm about to. I'm about to be the Covid killers. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.720 We can't allow you to try cereal because you'd have 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:18.600 to take your mask off. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.320 I just have a question. Why do you guys skive me? 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:25.080 I don't understand you avoid me at all costs? Hey, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.800 why he's praying whysl on me? 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.480 Can I just let know? Andrew? I miss you and 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.919 I love you. I miss you. I haven't seen the 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.480 bottom of your face in six months. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.160 Yeah, but I hope. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.000 To try cereal with you on a future podcast. I 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.079 don't mean to interrupt. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:41.639 Once the pandemic is over. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.519 As soon as you get that vaccine, come on back. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:44.320 Okay, you got it? 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:44.680 All right? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.320 Okay, you go first, Dell, because I want to see 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.000 what happens to you. 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:49.120 I want to go. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.200 I'm gonna call you later answering maybe all right, and 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.760 if I can while I'm here, you know the Brooklyn 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:55.400 Boys podcast. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.120 We love you guys. I always support you, So if 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:58.519 I may. 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:02.000 We got these brand new hoodies in our merch store 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:02.880 for the Brooklyn Boys. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.120 Well stop right there before you promote it. We need 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.320 to have one, are the wise? You can't talk about 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:07.920 it on this show. 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.000 You want to hook it up? Hook it up? Would you? Okay? 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:10.840 So we have hoodies. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.560 I'm not going to wear it. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.760 A woman's tank top for you, Scotty perfect fit right 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:15.079 in there. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.359 And we got new patterns and logos property of it's 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:19.840 kind of cool different colors. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:20.800 Send me the link. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.919 Okay, I'll tell everybody. I'll tell you right now. It's 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.880 Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel. That's C A R T. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.440 E l dot com. Come see us in the in 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.160 the merch storm took up as a holiday gift. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:33.480 We love a good merch player. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.920 I'm sorry, I do bad. Yeah, what we owe you now? 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:38.920 Anytime you want to promote anything. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.320 Yeah, just the podcast. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:42.400 Okay, all right. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.040 By the way, we win. We have more episodes than 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.080 you now, I see you just posted one fifty This 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.360 is mother FN episode one fifty three. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:51.720 Quality over quantity. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.960 Okay, have a nice week, scary, take care, save me 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.840 some serious Uh huh? Is he gone? 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:00.960 I think so? All right? 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.440 I don't even remember what I was saying. Oh yeah, 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:03.120 Joel everything. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.920 So he doesn't like cereal. That's what he likes it. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:06.720 Let me tell you. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.040 He's the supermarket manager. He's not like a cereal buff 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:10.440 like you. 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:12.640 He's a good guy. Like he text me when they 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.880 come in and when they're orderable. In his little computer thing. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:15.320 You know. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.680 I asked him about little debbies the other day and 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.960 he's like, I see it in the gun, but it's 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.160 not orderable yet. Well, because people are having it. You 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.760 see all these other cereal freakin' Instagram people, they've got it, 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.719 and I want to aware. See, we have no contacts 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:28.400 with Kellogg's. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.479 It's weird because I feel like we get sent certain 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:31.480 things and not others. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.920 Post loves us. Yeah, no other cereal company even knows 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.320 we exist. That sound General Mills and you gotta all right, 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:39.520 you can put you got lesol in your eyes? 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.040 Yeah, I think so. Some remnants. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.680 All right, So listen, this one's great. This one's gonna 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:44.200 be exciting. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:45.720 Okay, I'm excited. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.720 First words out of your mouth taste like seltzer. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.719 Oh god, it's a dried fruit cereal. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.840 It is brand new. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.200 Let me, can I just stop you for one second? Yes, 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.240 your chest is looking quite perky. 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:58.760 What are you talking about it? 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.719 That shirt is very revealing whatever, dude. 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:08.520 So, this particular cereal brand has never ever had anything 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:11.440 added to it ever. It's just been its own thing. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:16.480 It's O's cheerios, and now there's something in the. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:19.360 O's oh god, is it cheerios with strawberry? 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.760 Yes, it's multi grain. It's multi grain cheerio. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:24.720 One. 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:28.279 Look at that multi grain cheerios with strawberries. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.279 I'm actually very very excited for this one. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.359 Okay, see when I love multi grain cheerios. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.599 And to be honest, if it's not a full sized, gross, 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.040 dehydrated strawberry, okay, then I'm good. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:38.159 Now. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.159 When I first posted the picture of this box, everyone 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:44.599 was like, they had strawberry cheerios. You're right, they did 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:48.120 have strawberry cheerios. No, we didn't. Years ago. We never 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.960 had it because this podcast started after that was discontinued. 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.240 What am I looking at? Then? 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.960 We had a yes, but there was a strawberry one 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:58.720 a couple of years ago, but that one was strawberry cheerios. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:03.960 This is cereos with strawberries. So there's actually strawberries inside these, 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.480 and I'm super duper excited. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:05.800 Same. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.680 Yeah, this is actually the year of new cheerios. Just 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.680 so you know, really because on the way, there's also 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:14.480 chocolate strawberry cheerios, which we could love or vomit from, 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.839 because the chocolate peanut butter churios is vomit. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.200 Yeah, chocol peanut butter cheerios were vomit. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.680 And there's vanilla cheerios on the way. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.279 So excited for vanilla cheerios. Those are gonna taste sort 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:24.480 of like frosted cheerios. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.920 Okay, I bet no, I don't. They're gonna taste like vanilla. 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:28.599 So let's give it a little shake. I don't have 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.680 my cereal shake thing handy because you know, I'm just lazy, right, Andrew, 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:31.960 you are. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:35.760 One hundred percent lazy, And what's funny is one hundred yes, 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:41.120 one hundred percent idiot. I'm not don't care anymore. When 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.159 the theme song was going on, you were going, oh 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.159 my god, he's on his phone. Let's just put this 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.760 out on the table. This episode has to go real 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.760 fast because Scotty has to get somewhere because he was 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.800 just on his phone. What you before this episode? So 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:55.280 was like, I don't have tap of this. Let's just 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:56.000 get this done. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.760 Well, my daughter is home alone. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:06:59.479 Oh my god, here we go, try and get the 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:00.480 sympathy I got you. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:01.560 I don't want sympathy from you. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.479 Uh huh. My daughter is home alone. Do you feel bad? 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.839 You could have texted me and told me not to 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.400 come in but instead here, I am ready to eat 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:14.600 multi grains cheer it is. Oh it's so warm in here. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.640 Oh wow, they just got a good look at your backside. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.960 Did you like that? And we're gonna get demonetized on YouTube? 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.320 Do you know something? I'm sure her name was Karen 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.600 complained about a video of mine on YouTube and they 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:27.120 took it down. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:27.840 Are you serious? 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:28.160 Yeah? 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.880 Well YouTube has been getting like very very stingy people 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.080 are actually saying and this might be something we might 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.920 want to do. Whole milk, by the way, maybe we 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.440 should do a Patreon. Have you heard of patreon? I 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.040 don't know what that is, So basically think of it 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.560 where like people could pay like say five bucks a month, 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:50.119 and those five bucks a month we could then like picture, okay, great, 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:56.880 we're just eating love it? I mean I love it. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.640 A touch of sweetness, yep, I like it. Not enough 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.680 straw for my liking. Gosh enough, you're very little diced up. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:05.480 I'll give us four balls. 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.240 Back to what I was saying, So, if you have 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.080 the Patreon, we could put all our videos there, uncensored, 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:15.480 unedited whatever. On top of that, anytime you find new 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.640 cereals you could post them in there so people could 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.760 then react to it. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.760 I would rather cologe them. What oh four balls as well, 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:25.480 multi grain churios with strawberry. 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.240 Maybe we should do a Patreon generals. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:27.800 I don't know what that is. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:29.560 I'm gonna talk to you about this afterwards. You're not 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.320 going to understand anything I'm saying, but such as life. 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.240 So this will be out in the next month or 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.400 two or three. You'll see that I'm talking that home. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.640 You're not taking it home. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:38.680 Who are you bringing it to? 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:40.319 Maybe I want to take it home? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.120 Okay, have mom, you can have it. Thank you. 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:44.960 All right, very good. So down to the cereal sack. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.680 Let's just continue on with the fruit category. Okay, right, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:48.480 we're gonna go fruity. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:50.880 Where is it? 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.600 Oh? Stop looking at my butt. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.079 I can't because literally every time you're like going down 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.320 to the cereal sack, it's just like. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.400 Get a full moon. So this is our granola? 0:08:58.679 --> 0:08:59.000 Okay? 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.079 Sorry? There are berries in it. Okay, I'm not sure 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.280 if you like these kind of berries? 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.640 Are they gojiberries? Last ie? 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.360 My daughter used to call it a kaky. 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.120 I always thought it was a kai a khaki bowls. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.000 I went in a kacky bawl, allkry, all right, So anyway, 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.320 it's Cliff Cliff blueberry crisp. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:16.480 I love blueberries. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.719 So basically all the Cliff Bars are made into granolas. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.360 For the most part, you can find almost all of 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:26.679 them in granola forms. Now, I don't even know if 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:29.720 this is recording properly because that last episode Danielle was 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.720 so low and I should probably check the levels, you 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:36.240 know before. Well we're already here, so all right, So 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:40.640 Cliff blueberry crisp granola with toasted oats, blueberries, almonds, pumpkin seeds, 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.120 had a little bit of sea salt. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.679 I miss being in the studio with you, when you 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.440 would always have the blueberries and you would give me some. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.079 That's the one thing I do miss every morning, sitting 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.240 over there, like fresh blueberries. Yeah, I missed that. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:55.480 I know. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.560 I could just buy blueberries myself, but it's not the same. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.679 Ooh sorry. I always burt from cheer and I get 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.840 that like cheerio or. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.199 Taste great engaging. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.280 These smell very blueberry, but they also smell very earthy. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.560 At the same time, the blueberries are tiny. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.080 I don't know. If I like Cliff Bars, I might. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.280 Go back a few episodes and you say, how about 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:21.839 you love Cliff Bars So just. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.839 I liked the Nature's Valley. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:26.840 No, you were like, what's the one with the guy climbing? 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.640 That's Cliff Andrew. Oh, I like those Oh I see. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.280 I remember every episode word for word because they're my children. 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.640 Okay, so these are your children too, you have a 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.160 lot of I have tons of a lot of. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.240 Children there, Buddy Spoon used the same one. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.640 I wasn't going to ask that, but okay, cool. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.040 Ready, yeah, using whole milk. By the way, it smells 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.480 a little sour, but I think that's just the rim 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:48.400 rim rim. Here we go. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:54.440 Hmmm, yeah, I love them too. That was deligious. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.920 The blueberries remind me of way back in the day 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.880 we had Cascadian farm lem blueberry granola m and the 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:07.560 blueberries taste exactly like that. I'm okay with this, but 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.280 I'm gonna give it two balls on a spoon. That's rude. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.000 Go ahead, Andrew, that's rude. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:19.160 I give you well. I give your review zero bowls. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:23.760 This is a four bowler for me. It's sweet, it's delicious. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:24.760 I'm a fan. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:26.360 It has whole almonds in it. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:26.880 I know. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:29.000 Whole almonds. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.559 You know I like the crunch. It's delicious. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.240 All right, that's a great story. Should I play some 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:35.520 nineties commercial real quick? 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.040 Yeah? 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:37.240 I mean if you have one pulled up? 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:37.840 No I don't. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.720 Well, that's because you're unprepared and just want to make 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.400 a mockery of this podcast. You don't care me, Yeah 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:44.760 you don't. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:46.960 Where's all that advertising you said you were gonna do? 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:47.320 Well? 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:49.520 Already knows any help with you anytime I ask you 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.480 for anything. We're not going to get into this on 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.520 a podcast because, as you would say, people don't want 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.000 to hear a so arcute. But I'm going to just 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:59.120 give a subtle like hint and insult and set you off, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.199 and then I'm gonna walk away. That's you. You're an instigator. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.080 I fart in the elevator, then leave you. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:04.800 That is you. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:05.600 To a tee. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.280 So our friend Jamie, she's a good listener, been listening 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.080 for a long time. She's the one that sent us 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:15.400 us two giant boxes of random cereals from Aldi and 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.520 Letal and some other ones that we already did actually 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.080 but still love you, Jamie. So I'm gonna go down 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.800 to the cereal stack because we are going to continue 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:25.000 on with the berry category. Okay, so this is another 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.800 Berry Cereal. This is a very tastic episode. Remember when 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.600 you told me not to say that, well, I said 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:31.280 Berry Delicious. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.000 Yeah, Berry Delicious is dumb. I don't like Delicious. That's 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.280 like that show that was on when everybody was doing 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:40.840 New Jersey trends, Jersey Delicious. Ugh. Okay, remember when everybody 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.559 was obsessed with New Jersey. No because of Jersey Shore. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.360 I don't know, because I'm on long eyelands. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:46.640 Ah. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.280 Yes, I never watched Jersey Shore. I just thought it 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.400 was dumb. Yeah, different could just like drive that way 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.000 and see it. I didn't need to watch it on TV. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.760 Yeah, I mean I guess it was the people on 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:56.880 the show that you watched for. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:02.440 All right, So this I'll just show you Berry kids Crunch. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:05.959 What Oh Okay. For a second, I was like, why 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:07.840 does cap'n Crunch make kids cereal? 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:12.599 They're all kids cereal? This is fake cap'n Crunch Berry. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.559 Oh my god, what's it. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.240 Called berry Kicks? No cap'n Crunch. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.480 What's the freaking berry one called? Oh my god, I'm 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.760 totally having aberry, thank you Crunchberry Cereal. So this is 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:26.440 Millville's version of crunchberry cereal berry kids crunch There's there's 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.960 kids in here, chopped up. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.880 It's literally, oh god, this is literally the same font 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:32.959 as cap'n Crunches. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:34.680 I heard your phone buzz. Is it important? 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.160 Yeah? It is. Actually I'm gonna read my texts. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:38.440 Salet target. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:39.880 Yeah, it's a salea target? 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.640 What what is this a picture? 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:42.880 Oh? 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.920 Okay, So there's the little crunch berries are blowing out 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.800 of the cannon. Here, see blowing out of the cannon, 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.319 and there's an anchor. It's just a weird box. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.040 Do we not want to just like start eating it? 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.920 Well, I like to back look, look at the characters. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:01.880 Why look, box boxes are back. Box backs are great. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:03.800 I love when they put thought into the back of 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.520 the box. So there's there's stuff to do here. You 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.079 can color. It's a monster finder. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.040 So like every other cereal so far, it's just been like, 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.080 open eat this one. You're like, have you ever thought 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.160 of the color scheme of the box? The font? Have 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.960 you ever had a crunchberry? The dates, the dexters in 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.200 your mouth. Let's talk about it a little bit more 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.640 before I open up the cereal for you. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.760 These crunchberries are larger. Well, I can't call them crunchberries 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:31.280 because they're not their Millville their kids crunches, Yes, crunch 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:35.160 but there the pieces are bigger and but also duller 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:36.880 than a crunchberry. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.520 Oh, they're not as vibrant in color. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:38.880 No. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.880 Oh yeah, there's green too. Yeah, I don't think crunchberries 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:44.040 does greenes. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:47.080 Vomit green in here? And there's no consistency because they're 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.120 all different sizes. That little machine that spits them out, 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:54.400 thank you, no quality control down there at the Millville plant. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.960 They kind of also smell like sweeter, but like a 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:00.200 we're cotton candy. Now. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.680 I've been eating way too much sugar and these cereals 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.040 just keep putting me over the top. Here we go, 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.800 Oh well, that dribbled milk all over myself. It does 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.000 actually have a little bit of a berry taste. 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.360 I'm gonna say it, and I know you're going to 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:19.920 disagree with me and say that I'm stupid. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:20.240 Huh. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:24.280 It tastes like a cheese puff without the cheese. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.920 That doesn't make sense when you say that, does you 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.600 mean the consistency of the cereal in your mouth? The 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:33.240 texture of it? It doesn't taste anything like a puff 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:33.920 of any kind. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:35.440 Buff you know what, just for that? 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.920 Going back to the cereal vault stand by? Oh great, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.440 let's see what should we picked for Andrew to eat 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.000 from the fresh cereals. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:42.600 Back here in afresh. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:48.080 Yes, that's a joke. Let's go up way up here. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:48.440 You go. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.520 Ah, I've had this one already, not and not know 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:54.000 you haven't. Yes, we did. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.000 Yeah, I didn't go back and grab it for you. 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:57.840 Like a couple of episodes ago. You did. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:58.520 I don't think so. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.960 No, you did one hundred percent. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:00.640 I didn't. 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:01.400 You did. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.800 Well, guess what feel it? It's a rock hold on 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:15.120 my rock, all right? Ashford and Simpson. I don't know 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:15.920 either of those. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:17.360 I just know the song. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:18.760 That's who sings the song. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.120 Oh cool, cool, cool woo. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.880 Who thought Jolly Ranchers as a cereal was a good idea? 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.760 We went over all this when it actually came out 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:28.640