WEBVTT - Am I Too Old for Graphic Tees? (If you have to ask...) feat. Roy Wood Jr. 

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<v Speaker 1>I love a good line. Judge. She goes quiet, please, quiet, Please.

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<v Speaker 1>No one knows where he's from. He's this weird accent,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's been to boarding school. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's like sevens Williams advantage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you look down, it's always Anthony Hopkins in

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<v Speaker 2>Silence of the Lambs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they look like. Always. They always want to Kiante.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, Michelle Buteau, what's up? Welcome to adulting. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here with my co from Go Michelle Buteau. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>know she's dressed in a gorgeous ensemble, you know, having

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<v Speaker 1>a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Prairie slaves and I can't help it. She

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<v Speaker 2>is she is also I love I love that designers

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<v Speaker 2>are finally having a plus category, because now I could

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<v Speaker 2>look the way I feel, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I talk about this in my books, The Bible of

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<v Speaker 2>the Thickest plus sized Essays in a small minded world.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, but if you've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't want to say passion, professhion because like

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<v Speaker 2>what like what bumper sticker?

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<v Speaker 3>Why am I a bumper sticker? In Vermont get out

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<v Speaker 3>of here.

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<v Speaker 2>But it sucks because like all your friends just look

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<v Speaker 2>fly and they have different colors on, and you're just

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<v Speaker 2>still in the black and the cheetah, trying to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out your way.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I really respect Lizzo and Nicole Byer for like the

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<v Speaker 2>crop top of it all and the no bra moment,

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<v Speaker 2>like you better. I'm not there yet, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>be soon. It's sort of like a Benjamin button, but

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<v Speaker 2>with your booty, like you get to age backwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, how is it a Benjamin button with your.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if you were born like let's say thirty to

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<v Speaker 2>forty somebody years.

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<v Speaker 3>Ago, let's just say, let's just say that category you.

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<v Speaker 4>Did not.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't why you didn't have plus size options, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you always were either you know, an oversize something

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<v Speaker 2>or the other, or your dad's shirt and you try

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<v Speaker 2>to make it work, or something black, like you always

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<v Speaker 2>look like a Greek widow. But now so you just

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<v Speaker 2>like you were just made to feel conservative, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like even when I would do vintage picks, it was

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<v Speaker 2>always like it was giving very misusdoubt fire and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>i am not sixty five, you know, I'm twenty two,

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<v Speaker 2>and so those were always like the dresses that came

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<v Speaker 2>in the sizes.

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<v Speaker 3>And so now that I'm in my mid forties, bitch,

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<v Speaker 3>you bet off.

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<v Speaker 2>I get to wear fun, funky, colorful things. So it

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<v Speaker 2>feels like booty is a Benjamin Button. It's agent backwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's aging backwards. Interesting. That was a long road.

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<v Speaker 4>A.

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<v Speaker 1>Road. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>My stories are like Lombardo's Street in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>Not at the same time, but enjoy the view.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get on. I'm done, I'm done with me. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>just get on.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I? Can I say something.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a middle every time you say that, I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>the poor middle child in Texas at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's I was just gonna say, my daughter, this

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<v Speaker 1>is terrible I and this is gonna haunt me. But

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<v Speaker 1>I found my daughter's journal and you went through it

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<v Speaker 1>these it's it's hysterical. She's nine years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you go through it? My mom went through my.

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<v Speaker 1>Journal because my wife showed it to me. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to do? Not look at it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, be like those are her feelings?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to do? Not read it? On adulting?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it's about she has deep feelings about what am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to do? Not read her feelings about Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>candy and then talk about it. We could always edit

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<v Speaker 1>it out later.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, nobody anything exactly right. They just leave up

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<v Speaker 3>in here. I'm like, you guys louted this out right.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, sure, uh huh, sure, we came up a

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<v Speaker 2>little short in this episode, so we have to keep

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<v Speaker 2>your most.

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<v Speaker 1>Darkest personal sho now that we're here. Okay, whatever, listen

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<v Speaker 1>the cakes getting baitdh the McKay place times. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>it's called. Main article. Well, she's spelled it aart icl

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween crazy. She says, everyone knows that Halloween was on

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<v Speaker 1>the thirty first October. Who is she ad dressing here

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<v Speaker 1>in her diary? But lately I've been seeing a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of candy and Halloween already passed. This Halloween, I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that the neighborhood people, the neighborhood people either got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more or a lot less candy than last year.

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<v Speaker 1>But one thing's for sure, people are littering. Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>It appears that Halloween hasn't gone. There's a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>left than you think. Exclamation point. Lately, I saw twigs

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<v Speaker 1>a hot chew and a milky way just lying there

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor in perfect condition. I should know, no,

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<v Speaker 1>l I ate them what myself? Oh at first I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was just a lucky duck. But then they

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<v Speaker 1>kept popping up everywhere. I also noticed a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>rappers too. I had to swim through a seat of

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<v Speaker 1>them just to grab something from the deli. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean global beautiful use of a comma there, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean global warmings? Bad? Are rety? What are we really

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make it worse? Please stop glittering. The planet's fate

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<v Speaker 1>is depending on you, on you. Who is you're dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a journal. It's for her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you better give her a soapbox for

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<v Speaker 2>Kwanza because she is ready. Okay, thought I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna be different. This was very inspiring because she's saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, have your fun, have your sweet treat in

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<v Speaker 2>the time that we said we would, and also pick

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck up after yourself and with your daughter one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with her too. I'm with her too. I just

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<v Speaker 1>love what's going on in a little cubasa. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on up there? And she's just like, pick

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<v Speaker 1>your trash up, get the planet, neat people while I

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<v Speaker 1>eat on these milky ways.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting because your daughter is really good with other kids,

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<v Speaker 2>which is always just like, that's just so fun for

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<v Speaker 2>other parents, truly, and then she'll also go off on

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<v Speaker 2>her own and read a book if she feels like it.

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<v Speaker 2>But then she also plays well with others, so you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's she's just perfect. She's a perfect little angel because

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<v Speaker 2>she's bossy but also plays well. It's just it's everything

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<v Speaker 2>you guys just heard. You guys did so good. It's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she just she really is.

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<v Speaker 1>She makes me she's so cute, and I just love

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<v Speaker 1>how cute she is, and I love that she's so

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<v Speaker 1>conscientious and earnest. When I read this in probably twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years from now, hold it against me.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna hate you for this, but also have like

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<v Speaker 2>a deal from Mars. Also, you and your wife were

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<v Speaker 2>like the first I think comedian. You were the first

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<v Speaker 2>comedian I know, well one of the first to have

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, and it looked like it was going so well,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was very inspiring.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's kind well, yeah, because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Always like see comedian dads just being like, oh, my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite thing's ruined pussy?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like ew and it's like, oh my, oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to go do the cruise line for seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you always do like a Joe DeRosa impression?

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe DeRosa?

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarious comedian also has.

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<v Speaker 3>A sandwich shop. Check him out. We'll have him on

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<v Speaker 3>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, you know what, let me not get myself in

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<v Speaker 2>trouble by way of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get onto the show.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, we have a great comedian, also a dad,

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<v Speaker 2>also a prolific thinker.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what his journal was like at nine years old.

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably fantastic. It had great insights. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>when he came on like, I love this man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's inspiring. Talk about inspiring, the one and only Alabama's own.

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<v Speaker 1>Very few good things come out of Alabama. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>just say, okay, we got the Peanut, George Washington, Carver,

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<v Speaker 1>the Commodores, and our guest, Roy Roy Junior. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>you were supposed to come in.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I just had so much fun watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, let's get to it. Geez, Brooklyn, some motherfucking.

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<v Speaker 3>What is going hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay

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<v Speaker 3>kai kiki kai, hey kay, I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, can we make it a little sauce

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<v Speaker 2>to make it dalker? I don't have to see everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I am also free in my hips as well as

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<v Speaker 1>you say, very free in my hips? Has everybody doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Who you woke? A?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>New York is back in a big motherfucking way?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it. I feel like it. Our character

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<v Speaker 1>is back, our charisma, don't you think? Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>It felt like you're gonna pass me a pamphlet. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what was happening.

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<v Speaker 2>What all right?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's back. I guess so.

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<v Speaker 2>I also like how quickly New Yorkers could get over

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<v Speaker 2>something too, like if you know, if something's going down

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<v Speaker 2>on the subway and someone like why do we act

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<v Speaker 2>like as musical chairs, just like running in for the scene,

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<v Speaker 2>especially like on the four, five and six, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone calmed down, it's gonna come again, right, and just

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<v Speaker 2>like grown men sitting down being like I got you right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll just start acting like I have gas

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<v Speaker 2>or some shit. I'm just like, oh, but like standing

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<v Speaker 2>with my button around their face like, oh sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>just really wanted that seat.

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<v Speaker 1>I've broken up a fight.

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<v Speaker 3>And then like in two point two, they're just like,

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<v Speaker 3>you need a I was like, yo, have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>faked at first scene?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was just gonna say I broke up a

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<v Speaker 1>fight once.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you just said to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I broke up a fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me set the scene. It was during It was

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<v Speaker 1>for you to set the scene. Picture it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>picture it. Uh it's winter during the before times in

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<v Speaker 1>about uh twenty nineteen, and uh, we just pulled it

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<v Speaker 1>into the thirty fourth Street station. It's very cold, bitterly cold,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had I was so uh like I had

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<v Speaker 1>my you know, my jacket on everything like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I remember this lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this a long story?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's very quick. Seems long, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. The unhoused lady gets on and she's eating a

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<v Speaker 1>chicken from a cellophane bag and like a whole chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bird. And yes, I mean not better. But

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<v Speaker 1>what happens is all right because what happened, here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>This other lady gets up bumps the lady with a

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<v Speaker 1>cellophane bag. The lady with the bag goes, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't like that. And then they start going back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth, and I was like, ladies, ladies, please, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's two women of color. They reminded me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like, you know, I think about my family,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm like, I'm like, please, Sister's like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>work this out. I had like Obama vibes. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, let's work this. I put myself between them,

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<v Speaker 1>and the lady with a cellphone bag didn't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So she wopped me with me on my head, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Jordan, which is really actually a lot heavier

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<v Speaker 1>than you. So she kind of like used it like

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<v Speaker 1>a you know, like a night had that thing a bludgeon,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a mace. Right, she used it like a mace.

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<v Speaker 4>And she.

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<v Speaker 1>She maced me with the chicken in my head. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the next part I did not expect. She hit

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<v Speaker 1>me with the dark meat. And then she.

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<v Speaker 5>She took off her clothes and she jumped on me,

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<v Speaker 5>and then and so and so we immediate like immediately

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<v Speaker 5>I like hit the floor.

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<v Speaker 6>Like oh like and I'm like rolling around with this

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<v Speaker 6>lady like this on the subway floor and by the way,

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<v Speaker 6>here comes here comes a Snapple bottle at me, rolling

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<v Speaker 6>over the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I avoid that. I'm like, oh, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I avoid that because God knows what that's full of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And then I'm black. I completely blacked out.

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<v Speaker 1>And for a moment, in a different life, we could

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<v Speaker 1>have dated, you know, like I just yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it was like I know you so well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then forty second Stree was like big bom and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm out. And that was it. I broke

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<v Speaker 1>up a fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we please go out with the show?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Some curfet.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you learn a lesson?

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<v Speaker 1>My lesson is to do it again what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm very excited for our next guest. He's

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<v Speaker 2>done the show a couple of times. He's so fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a contributor on the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got multiple specials.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so dope. We love him. You we know you

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<v Speaker 3>will too. Hey, please give it up for Roy what Junior.

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<v Speaker 1>June is here? So glad you're here? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Now where you want me?

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<v Speaker 1>We love you? Right there, right there, right here. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the seed of Miny can make sure that his mic

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<v Speaker 1>is on.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it's on or not. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we go back to microphone the.

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<v Speaker 4>Mic line is on, it says Red. I don't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been television.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Jordan's story and cut himself off.

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<v Speaker 1>How y'all been to see you too?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that like there's very few people like comedians

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<v Speaker 4>that they're fucking like. Yeah, I'm serious, like New York is,

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<v Speaker 4>but YouTube have always been genuine and kind. And I

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<v Speaker 4>mean we go back like at least fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Something like that, probably longer thousand and six and six

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<v Speaker 1>in Montreal. Yes, yeah, I feel like we did.

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<v Speaker 3>No better Mondays together in LA maybe the.

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<v Speaker 4>Black Comedy Show, Yes we did that, but also Montreal

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<v Speaker 4>as well. But I think it was like eight when

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<v Speaker 4>I met you at Montreal.

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<v Speaker 3>Will we doing last comics standing together?

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<v Speaker 4>It's possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, When you're hustling, it's a fucking blur.

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<v Speaker 4>You just yeah and do the thing, have some drinks

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully because you over the over the arc of that,

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<v Speaker 4>you're able to see, you who the assholes are and

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<v Speaker 4>who the genuine people are, and who the opportunists are

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<v Speaker 4>and you to have never been that. It's always been genuine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Oh we love you. I love you man,

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<v Speaker 1>only my house.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not touring this year, like I'm like, I'm on

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<v Speaker 4>some I gotta figure out a new way to do

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<v Speaker 4>my comedy, so I get to it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't. Are you spending more time with the

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<v Speaker 1>little guy? I got the boy?

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<v Speaker 4>He's six now, I got two episodes, a better call

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<v Speaker 4>saut than I got.

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<v Speaker 3>I got ship to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm here here damn serious finale and I'm freaking

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<v Speaker 1>just the one.

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<v Speaker 4>He's six, and it's been good, and it's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>dope that this year was the year that I chose

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<v Speaker 4>to kind of come off of the road because he's

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<v Speaker 4>now cognizant of me being gone and the idea of

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<v Speaker 4>days of the week and knowing that he'll be back

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<v Speaker 4>this day. Ain't gone this many days. So it's been

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<v Speaker 4>cool to you know, like we do. Like I thought

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna be a thug. We rode bikes across

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<v Speaker 4>the Brooklyn Bridge together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's beautiful. It was fun, Like I fucking I

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<v Speaker 1>loved it. I really did.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to get him to push himself and Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 4>Bridge that ain't no that ain't no no joke, that

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<v Speaker 4>ain't no easy ride. Half whatever it was, we only

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<v Speaker 4>stopped twice. And I couldn't have been more proud of

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<v Speaker 4>the boy because we rode all the way across that

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<v Speaker 4>damn thing. And so you know, I'm just I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think the span is about two miles. Yeah, we can

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<v Speaker 1>google it, Thank you, John J. Robling. Okay, everybody, do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Understand when he when you're proud of him?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he understand what that feels like? Do you see

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<v Speaker 3>that on him?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I think he understands when he's done something good. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very I don't know like his mom, man, and

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<v Speaker 4>we go parents so differently, but it's like she's the

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<v Speaker 4>emotional reinforcement, and I feel like it's my job, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 4>They're trying to get you. You gotta be better, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 4>They're coming futher, everybody, they're coming with you. But no,

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<v Speaker 4>I congratulate him, but I also feel like it's my

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<v Speaker 4>job to make sure that he is prepared for failure

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<v Speaker 4>because life is more failure than success, and it's how

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<v Speaker 4>you survive those moments they get you to the next success,

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<v Speaker 4>and so I'm not trying to over congratulate.

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<v Speaker 1>By man, that was good.

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<v Speaker 4>Now let's just let's let's let's watch the game tape

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<v Speaker 4>and see what we can get better. You know, like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't shit on his happiness. I let him have

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<v Speaker 4>those moments and I celebrate that, but you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>just want to make sure that within the congratulations that

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<v Speaker 4>we don't lose that effort. And I think that's the

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<v Speaker 4>important thing, the balance that she and I have because

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<v Speaker 4>she is the the unconditional love and praise and everything

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<v Speaker 4>is good, and I try to match them. That's the

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<v Speaker 4>thing that's really that nobody really says about parenting is

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<v Speaker 4>that low key like you can tell when your partner

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<v Speaker 4>is reaching the kid on a different level than you are.

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<v Speaker 4>So then the next week you just got to steal

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<v Speaker 4>they shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it when my husband steals my shade.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I fucking that's what you do. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to steal the ship.

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<v Speaker 4>So now when he go to bed at night, I go,

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<v Speaker 4>I just want you to know that I love you

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<v Speaker 4>because you do that end of the night. I love

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<v Speaker 4>your speech, and I don't always do that when she's

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<v Speaker 4>not around. But now I'm like, hey man, bring it in,

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<v Speaker 4>bring it in. I love you and everything. No matter what,

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<v Speaker 4>you always loved and you always got people that love you.

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<v Speaker 4>No matter what, you always got people on your side.

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<v Speaker 4>You're never alone.

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<v Speaker 1>She says it a lot better than I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Stealing out the playbook, I'll be blowing bubbles with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you like bubbles? Well, even though I got bubbles too,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't telling me you like bubbles. I didn't know you.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to steal.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think is the difference between growing up

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<v Speaker 1>in Alabama versus growing up in New York? Well, shiit,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the major difference?

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<v Speaker 7>Come on, really beyond the obvious, that beyond the up

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<v Speaker 7>because he's raising a child, and okay, raising a child,

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.040
<v Speaker 7>follow up growing up?

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<v Speaker 4>And I would say the biggest difference is that when

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<v Speaker 4>you live in a bigger city, ambition isn't a far

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<v Speaker 4>fetched concept. So the idea of that you can do

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<v Speaker 4>something is not wild because you're around people that do it.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in the city where the thing is being done.

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<v Speaker 4>Whereas in Alabama growing up, like even the concept of

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<v Speaker 4>doing stand up comedy, this ship was another universe. This

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<v Speaker 4>is another world, Like, this is not what you're supposed

0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.680
<v Speaker 4>to even be a part of. And you're raised around

0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:02.159
<v Speaker 4>a lot of people that are you know more you know,

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<v Speaker 4>American biolus, and it's very much just get a job,

0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:11.160
<v Speaker 4>get married, love Jesus, and eat barbecue on the fourth

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<v Speaker 4>of July. So the idea of doing something bigger and better,

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<v Speaker 4>like like I've always credited, you know, Ricky Smiley, who

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<v Speaker 4>is you know now a nationally syndicated radio host, but

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<v Speaker 4>he's a comedian and he was the first person from

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<v Speaker 4>Alabama that I ever saw on cable, And so Ricky

0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 4>is from like three exits up the freeway. It took

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<v Speaker 4>seeing Ricky Smiley for me to go, oh, I can

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<v Speaker 4>do it. I can be from here and do this.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, when you're from the parts they disregard, you

0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.520
<v Speaker 4>find yourself second guessing your dreams because nobody else around

0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 4>you has that dream. Nobody else is very few people

0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:51.360
<v Speaker 4>are dreaming beyond the horizon. This is pre internet. I'm

0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:54.119
<v Speaker 4>sure it's a little more different now, but in those days,

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<v Speaker 4>if you didn't see it, you didn't think that you

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<v Speaker 4>could fucking do it, whereas in New York everybody's doing everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So to.

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<v Speaker 4>Raise a child in this it's dope because I can

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:14.320
<v Speaker 4>expose him to everything. This boy is six Mandarin, karate,

0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:20.040
<v Speaker 4>fucking a little bit of piano, fucking chest, can can swim,

0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:25.560
<v Speaker 4>can kind of dribble of basketball like that. Like, there's

0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:27.960
<v Speaker 4>so many other things that I can expose him too,

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.520
<v Speaker 4>faster and immediately, and he can see so many different

0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 4>types of people. And people think I joke when I

0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:37.480
<v Speaker 4>say this, but I did not meet my first Latino

0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:43.000
<v Speaker 4>until this eighth grade. Wow, just straight up never mentally.

0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:46.679
<v Speaker 4>Team Birmingham is an eighty percent black city. School district

0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:49.280
<v Speaker 4>is predominantly black. Every school I went to was black,

0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.399
<v Speaker 4>except for one that I got busted out to for

0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:54.320
<v Speaker 4>a year. And you know, like I didn't get a

0:22:54.359 --> 0:22:56.879
<v Speaker 4>white classmate till the sixth grade, and that was because

0:22:56.880 --> 0:23:00.320
<v Speaker 4>I got busted out. Everything else is just strictly it's

0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:04.760
<v Speaker 4>extremely restrictive, you know, culturally speaking. So you find yourself

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:08.320
<v Speaker 4>when you get to college discovering like all of this,

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 4>like making in Haitian and like that that was you.

0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Just describe my whole ass nationality.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, all that shit you are. I ain't know about

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:22.400
<v Speaker 4>that ship till college. And I went to college in Tallahassee.

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:23.680
<v Speaker 4>I went to Florida and m So it's just a

0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:26.400
<v Speaker 4>bunch of niggas from Miami going I ain't regular black motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the snort in the microphone away from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>You're exposed to more sooner so you never have to

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:48.320
<v Speaker 4>question whether or not you can do something. Nothing's new

0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:50.119
<v Speaker 4>when you come up in the biggest city. And I

0:23:50.200 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 4>think that's the thing that has been the biggest like

0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:57.359
<v Speaker 4>difference in raising my kid here. You know, I do

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 4>think that there's certain aspects of the South. I do

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:04.400
<v Speaker 4>think that the heat Bill's character. I love my boy,

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:05.920
<v Speaker 4>he's a bit of a house cat. I'm trying to

0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:10.680
<v Speaker 4>get that out of her. Like Southerners in here know

0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:14.000
<v Speaker 4>that humidity. Like I was raised in that did you

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:17.160
<v Speaker 4>all day heat stroke? You go catch some heat stroke?

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, heat stroke? Did your mom ever just say like

0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>go outside and the middle of the day And it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was just absolutely I spent every summer in Clarksdale, Mississippi,

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:27.720
<v Speaker 4>at my grandma's house when I will get out of

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:30.480
<v Speaker 4>like second third grade. It's a little town an hour

0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:33.880
<v Speaker 4>south of Memphis. Shout out to Morgan Freeman and Nate Dogg.

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:39.119
<v Speaker 4>Those are the famous alarms of Clarksdale. Dude, my family

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 4>is from Clarkstone, Mississippi.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ship, what's up? Cook?

0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? We would be outside all day. The mosquito truck

0:24:49.119 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 4>will come down the street. We will play in the

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:58.920
<v Speaker 4>pesticide in my south, all right, a fucking pesticide truck

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:04.520
<v Speaker 4>every day would just drive down the street, that cloud,

0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:07.200
<v Speaker 4>spraying a cloud down the street, and you would go

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.639
<v Speaker 4>out and play in that cloud.

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<v Speaker 1>No warning, no nothing, No, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Smelled amazing, fucking DDT bro exfoliance. But yeah, so when

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 4>we go down, like matter of fact, we're going back

0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:27.880
<v Speaker 4>home next weekend. And I got a brother's he loves

0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:30.760
<v Speaker 4>to fish, fish shirt bike racing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you fish?

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 4>But he does. So I'm gonna sit and watch my

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 4>brother fish and teach my son. Hey, motherfucker, learn about nature.

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:42.080
<v Speaker 4>Touch the fish, don't be grossed up. Cut it, cut

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 4>it off exactly.

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>That type of ship like.

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 4>That, because that's the stuff that in New York I learned.

0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 4>And this is something I took for granted coming from

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 4>the South, is that grass is a destination. You don't

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:03.160
<v Speaker 4>just stumble upon grass. You have to play it. Saturday,

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:08.280
<v Speaker 4>would you like to go to And it's funny because

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 4>they don't even call it grass. You know what New

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:16.720
<v Speaker 4>Yorkers called grass the floor, the floor, green space. That's true.

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Like, I won't even just go to the She's like,

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:22.120
<v Speaker 1>she'll be like, oh, yeah, the chocolate fell on the floor,

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 1>and she means the sidewalk or the ground or the dirt, Like, no,

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:26.320
<v Speaker 1>that's the ground.

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guess it comes from ground floor. But I'm like,

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:32.399
<v Speaker 4>what the fuck you're talking about grass in New York? Like,

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:34.120
<v Speaker 4>y'all don't just go kick it on it all the time.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.200
<v Speaker 4>They got a trick y'all with jazz music and food

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 4>trucks take outside?

0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:44.159
<v Speaker 1>Well will there be music?

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:44.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:50.240
<v Speaker 1>The only time you're gonnas, the Philharmonic will be there.

0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 3>This is I'm excited. When you say food truck, I'm like,

0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:57.560
<v Speaker 3>where's my toe bag?

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:05.479
<v Speaker 4>Like but like that, the idea of you know, raising

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 4>a kid, raising a city kid as a country boy,

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 4>it's just it's weird because I don't know everything. I'm

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 4>not like. That's that's the part that I think I

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 4>have a handicap on is that I don't know everything

0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 4>that a New York kid will experience. So I don't

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.840
<v Speaker 4>know if I'm preparing him for everything. So for now,

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 4>I just on some street smarts type shit. So now

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:29.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm just going through the basics of no, you know, no,

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 4>everybody's phone number. I made our phone numbers the code

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 4>to his tablet so he could learn phone numbers and

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 4>shit like that. Right, smart, you know, And then it's like,

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.120
<v Speaker 4>all right, motherfucker, learn the train, learn your stops.

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. I'm sure. I teach my three and a

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 3>half year old twins how to cross the street, and

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:51.240
<v Speaker 3>I told my kids, when you see the the orange

0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 3>hand blink, it's like a high five telling you to stop.

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:58.119
<v Speaker 2>So just don't cross. But when you see the person,

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 2>you can go. But now every time I wanna bring

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.159
<v Speaker 2>my son outside, he's just like, it's a white.

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:03.680
<v Speaker 3>Person, we can go.

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, the white man said, it's okay, okay, a

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:15.439
<v Speaker 1>white person. You gotta say white lights, white lights, like.

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:17.639
<v Speaker 3>It's a white person. I said, it is, but let's go.

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 3>But plus my husband's white, so I'm like it checks.

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Out, you know what I mean. But you gotta teaching

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 1>across the right way, right, which is like not just

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 1>the person. It's like the person. You see the person,

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't just go. Then you gotta look wait for

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.200
<v Speaker 1>that biker to come by. Yeah, you gotta check the

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 1>bike lanes. You know.

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Hit on the swivel is what I say. Uh, when

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 4>he's when we ride bikes down the sidewalk to go

0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 4>to the West Side Highway, which is really like the

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 4>only place we really ride, hit on the swivel, checking driveways,

0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 4>checking your blind spots. Like, but what I'm trying to

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:51.640
<v Speaker 4>do now, because you know he's going in the first grade,

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 4>he's got to learn these cross streets.

0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>You have to know.

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if that's just some coming up

0:28:57.840 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 4>in you know, a bit of a bit of a

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 4>military uristic home and then what little bit I did

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.960
<v Speaker 4>learn in JROTC. Just you just got to know where

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 4>you are right, know where you're at, motherfucker, and figure out. Yeah,

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 4>but that's what I do when we ride bikes. When

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 4>we go out, We'll take the West Side all the

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 4>way down from fucking Harlem and I'm like, all right, now,

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 4>get us home.

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh God.

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like they do this thing in Holland callt drop offs.

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 2>When you're like eleven or thirteen, your parents will just

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 2>drop you off somewhere blindfolding, and then you have to

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 2>they take the blindfold off and you have to figure

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:33.440
<v Speaker 2>your way back out.

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 3>So it's fun. You should meet my mother in law.

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Listen, you guys, I get that concept.

0:29:39.320 --> 0:29:40.760
<v Speaker 4>Like, I understand, I'm not going to go to that

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 4>extreme because motherfucker's be kidnapping. But self reliance. Yeah, but

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 4>it needs to learn that self reliance and how not

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 4>to panic. And I feel like that's my job.

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is your job.

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 2>It's the hardest job that you will never pay taxes on,

0:29:55.120 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>now besides besides marriage, which you do pay tax Anyways,

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the audience had written down.

0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 3>Some questions about adulting. We're gonna ask them now, you're

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 3>cool with that.

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm ready, Okay, I'm ready.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 2>What are your thoughts on bringing back separate beds living

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 2>spaces for couples?

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 4>I lived with a woman and I snore and she

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 4>wasn't with that shit. So we kind of had that

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 4>fucking nineteen fifty sitcom.

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:27.720
<v Speaker 3>Hello Lucy.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah but no, well they slept in the same room,

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 4>on the same room.

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 3>But no, you're done with it.

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 4>I know couples who do it. I think it's I

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:43.560
<v Speaker 4>don't want to, but I'm I'm hesitant to call anything weird.

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I oh, I'll do it.

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 3>I think it's weird, but.

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 4>No, because if it works for you, all, fucking fuck it.

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 4>Because like what rule says that we should both be

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 4>unconscious beside each other? How possessive are we? I'm in

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:10.000
<v Speaker 4>the house, wow around the corner, fucking I know.

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is.

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 2>It really feels like you get to spend time with

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 2>your mate without talking, and I love that.

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 6>I have to say, you.

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Wonder why I go through so many questions, but here's

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>one that just is a full.

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 1>My relationship status as flying solo and childless and healthy,

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>platonic and deep friendship with my bestie has sparked rumors

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of us being oh my god, of us being a

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 1>queer couple. I don't hate it. Should I just sit

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 1>back and see? Yes?

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Should you fuck your roommate because everybody think you fucking

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:53.479
<v Speaker 4>your roommate?

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Is that what they ask you?

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:55.080
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Because that's what that's sound us. What the question is? Yeah?

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I forget who told me this because I talked to

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 2>too many people. But you could have more than one soulmate.

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have to be your husband or wife or

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck. It could be one of your best friends.

0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 2>It could be your par it could be whoever, and

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 2>it could be more than one.

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 4>Right, but should you fuck him? Should you fuck that

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 4>extra like if you get a bonus soul mate?

0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, listen, this is what I think only because

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 3>you asked.

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Being a straight person and then realizing that you might

0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 2>be attracted to someone of the same sex is a

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 2>very scary thing because you've already defined who you are

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 2>and she might not be gay but has a connection

0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 2>with you, and so that is very scary for someone.

0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 2>But if she is going to at least acknowledge her

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 2>feelings should be with a really close friend like you.

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I think if you're really interested, perhaps a day trip

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>or a weekend away where you guys really can just

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:12.200
<v Speaker 2>hang out and.

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Focus on each other and bring it up.

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 2>And if she's scared, like you have to respect that, right,

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.360
<v Speaker 2>but let her know that you will always be there

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 2>for her if she ever wants to come to the

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:24.160
<v Speaker 2>other side.

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 3>How you guys, let me get to it. Love is love.

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Question on Oh you gotta follow up question for you? Oh?

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 4>Okay, how does she approach that without jeopardizing their friendship? Right?

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:46.320
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing?

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 3>So I think you ask her a question and let

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 3>her do most of the talking.

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 4>Do you know what I mean?

0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 3>This is really about how she feels? Do you know

0:33:58.560 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's on her because we know how you feel and

0:34:02.280 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to scare her away and be like,

0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>what I'm proposing is do you know what I mean?

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 2>It's getting to a deeper level of friendship that you.

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Guys already have.

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:15.880
<v Speaker 4>May I suggest something? Oh yes, it is a filthy

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:17.359
<v Speaker 4>ass forty three year old man.

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, oh god? What is the offer here? At

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 1>first I was.

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 4>Gonna say, watch porn together. Here's the move. I've been

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:31.800
<v Speaker 4>reading this book. There's a book. There's a book that

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:33.800
<v Speaker 4>I read called You Can't Lie to Me. It's written

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:37.799
<v Speaker 4>by a former FBI interrogator who interrogated Guantanomo and al

0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 4>Qaeda and like all types of yeah, it's okay. It's

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:46.800
<v Speaker 4>a woman who made forty years as reading people. And

0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 4>the book breaks down how to read emotions and how

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 4>to read micro expressions and all of that type of shit. Right, Okay, So,

0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 4>like Netflix got a lot of they got a lot

0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 4>of like queer shows, Like they got a lot of

0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:02.839
<v Speaker 4>shows that talk about from various aspects of the love spectrum. Right,

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 4>some of them shows, they be fucking watch one of

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 4>them shows and wait till they get to one of

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 4>the love scenes and then you watch her.

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:16.399
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think it's more than physical if you're talking

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 2>about intimate bonds and deeper level friendship. So it's more

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 2>of like a safe space for her to explore, and

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:28.359
<v Speaker 2>you might have to if it does go down, take

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 2>the lead. And so I mean, I'm excited for you,

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 2>but I'm also nervous because I feel like, no matter what,

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:34.840
<v Speaker 2>it should be a friendship.

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's get to the next question. Yeah, this one

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>has a literal interor bang. It's like, why can't I

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:44.239
<v Speaker 1>get a dating?

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 4>And why?

0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Say? Maybe because you do too much?

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.719
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a type a person that needs to

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:58.839
<v Speaker 3>make a reservation three days in. Yeah, is this your question?

0:36:02.840 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Why won't my wife date me?

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:05.359
<v Speaker 3>Dude?

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Dating, especially during COVID in NYC is fucking crazy, Like

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 2>it is safer to suck a salty.

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Dick than to hug your grandma. So I don't know

0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 3>what to do for you, right, mom?

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>H New York City's very tough. I will admit it

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:28.160
<v Speaker 1>feels like there's there's definitely. People don't have time for

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:34.160
<v Speaker 1>anything except for like watching somebody impersonate Michael Jackson on

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:37.359
<v Speaker 1>the subway. Yes, I don't have that guy.

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 3>I always over too.

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's great. They don't have time for anything, right,

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>They just even in dating. It feels like you could

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:46.319
<v Speaker 1>get one date, maybe another, but then the person will

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 1>just lose interests because they can go find somebody else.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a buffet. Everyone's got options, So lock it

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:54.080
<v Speaker 2>the fuck down. If you're interested, don't overthink. You know,

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 2>that's the fuck dude.

0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:58.359
<v Speaker 3>If you like someone, there's probably not gonna be someone

0:36:58.520 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 3>fucking better.

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 1>So just do it. May I get the fuck down,

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 1>sit on it, spit on.

0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 3>It, do whatever the fuck you gotta do. Get the

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 3>fuck down, air horn.

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Or or or and or okay, and or My friend

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:22.919
<v Speaker 1>just started going to Philadelphia and got married. Wow. Yeah,

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>she's got two kids and everything.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So she found him in Philadelphia and brought him

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:30.919
<v Speaker 1>back up here, now was it? Yeah?

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:33.319
<v Speaker 3>He was like, all right, she she outsourced the dick.

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 3>That's interesting.

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 4>Like college football, you ain't got a recruit in your region,

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 4>fine athletes all over the country. You want to completely

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 4>so many prospects. What financial advice would you give a

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 4>broke millennial?

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, oh yuck. You know what, go to Treasurydirect

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:02.879
<v Speaker 1>dot of right now. What you can do is there's

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Treasury Treasury bonds, Yes, an I bond which is index

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:10.040
<v Speaker 1>to the interest rates which are going up as we know.

0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Ten thousand dollars you can put in this year. But

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:14.839
<v Speaker 1>that's but let me tell you something. It's a night.

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna find a better deal around here. At

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:21.880
<v Speaker 1>nine percent, you can't lose on a bond. This is

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 1>your dad talking to you right now. Also, don't put

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>your money in crypto. Don't do it, don't do it. Wow.

0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 4>My advice to broke millennial would be, don't fuck your

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 4>roommate unless the least about to be up. That's a

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:47.480
<v Speaker 4>real ass is more valuable than a soulmate. In this

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 4>animal York nug he's dropping.

0:38:51.880 --> 0:38:54.239
<v Speaker 1>You want to ask us on is it normal to

0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 1>be exhausted by people that ask no questions?

0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:00.719
<v Speaker 2>What is it normal to be follow that up with

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 2>a question that's so crazy? Yeah, yeah, I don't understand.

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:06.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a two way street, like have a conference.

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not no. I think they're with somebody that

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>doesn't ask any questions. I think they're dating somebody that

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>doesn't ask questions, and that that person seems like they're

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:18.280
<v Speaker 1>just They either are disinterested, yes.

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Or have a family. You're the side piece. They're fucking tired.

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what to tell you.

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're not curious about you, you're not interesting?

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Or what's your question?

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm forty two? Am I too old to wear T shirts?

0:39:37.680 --> 0:39:38.320
<v Speaker 4>With prints?

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:43.720
<v Speaker 1>With prints? Or severe? Last question?

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 4>There's a forty three year old man. Let me say

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:55.920
<v Speaker 4>something to you. You are too old, unless unless you're

0:39:56.000 --> 0:40:01.160
<v Speaker 4>into music or it's some vintage T shirts. If we're

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 4>talking like your favorite cartoon from two years ago, Like,

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:07.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to see you in a Rick.

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:08.840
<v Speaker 1>And Morty T shirt like that.

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 4>ThunderCats allowable ThunderCats, you go old school? Fine, but if

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:19.720
<v Speaker 4>you're like, look at me, I am wearing a Bob's

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:25.239
<v Speaker 4>Burgers fus No, I don't think so. I think that'd

0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 4>be you. So. I think the problem, though, is that

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.759
<v Speaker 4>if you dress, if you're dress in a way that

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 4>is acceptable to people that don't matter, then you attract

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 4>the wrong people and then you do my food going.

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 4>Why can't I date in New York.

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Ah. Yeah, I don't know.

0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean when people stay dressed for the job

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>you want, that also means in life like just in life,

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 2>like just for the life you want, you know what

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I mean?

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:52.319
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but this is coming from a guy

0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 4>who's dated a woman who had an issue with some

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 4>of the shit that he wore and the like in

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 4>the back half. I kind of regretted that ship because

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 4>I was like, Uh, broke up. Fuck that, what's my

0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 4>Gui Joe shirt? Put that shit back on immediately, because

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.840
<v Speaker 4>that's who I am. You know, eighty seventy percent of

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 4>the time I'm dressed down. But you thought you was

0:41:12.560 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 4>getting daily show suit nigga around the clock.

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 1>No, that is a character, right.

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't be able to be with someone if I

0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 3>didn't like how they dress. Period. It's a thing that

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 3>attracts me.

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>And I don't need someone to be on some Kanye

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 2>West shit Like you don't need to like come up

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:33.879
<v Speaker 2>with like a new line.

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 6>You know what I mean.

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:42.399
<v Speaker 3>You don't have to have the hottest shit.

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:45.480
<v Speaker 2>But it really, to me is like pride in yourself,

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 2>and to me, that's fucking attractive.

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 4>Where is the line between someone leveling you up and

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 4>them altering you into what they wish that actually dated.

0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I think that's the hard part.

0:41:59.480 --> 0:42:02.799
<v Speaker 3>I think when they buy you something and then keep

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:03.680
<v Speaker 3>asking you to wear it.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 4>Right, I've been in that type of relationship before.

0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like that shit in the movie Vertigo where he's like,

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>where this the green dress?

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Seen Vertigo? Or if it's just Jordan okay?

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh for fullyable?

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, anyways, this has been amazing.

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Roy, we ask every guest, what is the most

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 2>adult thing you want to do for yourself this year

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 2>that you haven't done yet.

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:33.240
<v Speaker 4>I want to go to South Korea to watch baseball.

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Amazing fucking around you were not fucking around.

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:44.960
<v Speaker 4>I want to watch I love baseball, and South Korean

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 4>baseball in Japanese baseball too. It's like a college football atmosphere,

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 4>but baseball is happening around you. And if you don't

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 4>fuck with baseball, you're not gonna understand why this makes

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:58.080
<v Speaker 4>me happy. But I don't know. I just it's the

0:42:58.080 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 4>sport that I love, is the sport I grew up,

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:04.280
<v Speaker 4>and to be able to see it somewhere else played differently,

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 4>that's the only thing I'm looking forward to. That I

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:11.359
<v Speaker 4>gotta perform in Hawaiian two weeks and there's a there's

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 4>a dope ass hot dog placed three islands up from Honolulu,

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 4>and motherfucker, I promise you, I'm going to have me

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:26.080
<v Speaker 4>a goddamn pooka dog, Poka dog nigga. And the bread

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 4>is a tube and they put the hot dog in

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 4>the tube of bread. There's no openings. I don't even

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.120
<v Speaker 4>know how the engineer this shit. It's just fucking the

0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 4>puka dog. And that's Those are the two things gonna

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 4>go three islands. Only reason I took the gig in

0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 4>fucking Honolulu is so I can't go to the other island.

0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:50.439
<v Speaker 3>That is so real.

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Please give it up for unbelievable.

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, wait a minute, but I mean Reywood Junior

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>tickles me silly. I loved his answer for what's the

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 2>most adult thing you want to do for yourself? Going

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 2>to go see a baseball game in South Korea is

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>definitely one of the most original answers we've heard, and

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm obsessed with that. Like I've been talking to my

0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:24.840
<v Speaker 2>friends about it. I'm like, have you seen games in

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 2>different countries? And They're like, we have, and it is

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 2>such a great experience. The air is different, the soda

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:32.560
<v Speaker 2>is different, you know, the conversations are different, like how

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 2>people act and stuff. And I'm like, he has inspired

0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:38.719
<v Speaker 2>me to put that on my adulting list.

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you're gonna go put the soul and soul.

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go watch baseball in South Korea?

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:49.360
<v Speaker 2>No, not that, but I definitely would love to go

0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 2>see a soccer and or a football game in Holland

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 2>the next time I go.

0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh see, Okay, okay, okay, you know what I mean.

0:44:57.080 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 2>It's never been one of my priorities. It's like, let's

0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>go to a nice dinner, let's get a nice cocktail.

0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 2>But it's like, there are other things to do in

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:08.480
<v Speaker 2>life besides eating drink. Not many that I love, but

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 2>that is one.

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>What about you and me? You and me? Yes at Wimbledon? Yes,

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:19.719
<v Speaker 1>tennis whites, Yes on a Sunday. Yes, think about it.

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Answer me with your eyes.

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:24.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's go. Are you serious?

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll get some security detail and people will be like, damn,

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Megan marco Let herself gone, we don't know Megan that

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:36.439
<v Speaker 2>black friends like that. That'd be great, that'd be great.

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:38.400
<v Speaker 2>You know what the first time I ever went to

0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>a tennis game. Was with my husband in Queens and

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 2>because he loves tennis, you was open, yes, yes, And

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that.

0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like like a black person in a movie theater.

0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you better go girl, but nobody was

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 3>doing that. It was like I didn't know.

0:45:57.800 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I love. I want a one day go to like

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I want to see the Paris Open. I want to

0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:05.080
<v Speaker 1>see the red clay of it all. You know. I

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:06.600
<v Speaker 1>want to go to Wimbley Done. I want to see

0:46:06.600 --> 0:46:08.239
<v Speaker 1>the grass of it all. I've gone, you know, I've

0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:11.200
<v Speaker 1>gone to US opened me on concrete because it's New

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 1>York City on concrete. It's it's more like it's Wheeler.

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:18.840
<v Speaker 2>I love that the US Open. I've never seen so

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:24.359
<v Speaker 2>many Cheetah sneakers. Just it's a lot of cheetah. I'm

0:46:24.400 --> 0:46:25.240
<v Speaker 2>just gonna go ahead.

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:26.680
<v Speaker 1>And say that a lot of cheetah sneakers.

0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:29.320
<v Speaker 3>A lot of cheetah sneakers. I don't know why, or

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.040
<v Speaker 3>how or when cheetah print. Cheetah print.

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to listen, kicking in listen, you're painting a picture,

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>and I love because you have to understand that you're

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:45.840
<v Speaker 1>in Queens, so that's very accessible to Long Island. So

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>you're getting people from Long Island on that ron conka

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a train, on that wine dance of it all. They're

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 1>coming right there, you know, and and I know it

0:46:58.640 --> 0:46:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Long Eyelands a wrong.

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of which, what's your preferred cocktail at a game?

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, oh wow?

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:06.800
<v Speaker 4>I do?

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I usually ask for like a rye and ginger, Like

0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 1>just a rye whiskey with ginger out. Yeah, it's a

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:16.840
<v Speaker 1>little twist of lime. You know. It's a It's a

0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>very refreshing bev and keeps you, keeps you cool? You know,

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 1>does you? It doesn't? What do you like?

0:47:28.239 --> 0:47:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna have to say rose all day, honey,

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:32.239
<v Speaker 2>put some more ice in it and let me sip sip.

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I hate when they don't let me take a double.

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Let me have a double.

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm a tired as mom with backfat and freckles, delicious,

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 2>and I've worked really hard to settled the afternoon to

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 2>go give me a double. I am drinking responsible because

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a uber or lyft whatever.

0:47:47.200 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>My dream, yes, my dream at the US Open is

0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 1>to have one of those like boxes one day when

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I win the lotto and get a paper route. I'm

0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:56.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna get one of those boxes and then.

0:47:57.520 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 2>You feel, Jordan, we will this and you know what

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:01.919
<v Speaker 2>I want to do. I want to do a box

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>and I want to have a rotisserie chicken all to

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 2>myself with no four knife. How I watch a game

0:48:08.680 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 2>at home is how I want to watch a game

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:11.200
<v Speaker 2>in public.

0:48:13.320 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Just yes, yes, going yes, he just with a breast,

0:48:21.600 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>just like marinating it.

0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 3>Just licking my mummum delicious. No high fiving, no high fiving,

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 3>just yummy.

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 2>You have to be like all fancy and cute when

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:36.960
<v Speaker 2>you go to like sporting events and then you go

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:39.840
<v Speaker 2>to like the area where the cool people hang, and

0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 2>it's always like miniature, bite sized bull shit. Just give

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:46.960
<v Speaker 2>me a whole rag. Why are you giving me us

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 2>spoon of macrimony and cheese?

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.160
<v Speaker 1>I want a bowl you want Listen when we went

0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 1>to that Jets game, which was questionable at best, like,

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I know, wait, let's set it up.

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 2>I got tickets to a Jets game and I thought

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:04.600
<v Speaker 2>it was gonna be in New York and it was

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:06.399
<v Speaker 2>in Jersey, and I was like, this is a lot

0:49:06.560 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 2>further than.

0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know.

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:11.399
<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna tell us.

0:49:13.320 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Like nobody to the GPS told me, and I invited

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.239
<v Speaker 2>you and your wife and it was like, definitely in

0:49:19.239 --> 0:49:20.680
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the COVID and I don't know that

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 2>you want to go to Jersey in the middle of

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:27.720
<v Speaker 2>COVID and a sports event because it was all noses.

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's nose was out, nobody was vaccinated.

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:32.320
<v Speaker 3>It was wild.

0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:33.879
<v Speaker 2>But what I do love about you and your wife,

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:38.640
<v Speaker 2>even though you guys are petite people, you pack your plate.

0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Up, put it away, and then you and then your wife.

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:43.760
<v Speaker 2>I love it because if it's like a good smoked salmon,

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:45.719
<v Speaker 2>she's like, oh, you gotta go see what they got

0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:46.200
<v Speaker 2>with it.

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Like it's a secret.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a secret.

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<v Speaker 1>They put a whole they put a whole pork shoulder

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<v Speaker 1>in the bloody Mary. I was like, yes, it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I just like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so dehydrated by the end of the y'all. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>we're like logical and like we're like we're getting out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. You're like making big eyes and us We're like, Nah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be great. It's the Jets. Why not

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<v Speaker 1>risk at all? Why not risk my life for the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys got there before us and left after us.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, we're gonna go now.

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<v Speaker 1>And they won. The Jets won. That was the craziest part.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the only game they won.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I love that you guys appreciate things too.

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<v Speaker 2>They gave us a hat, all of us hats, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, another hat that won't fit my head.

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<v Speaker 3>And you were like, look at the quality of this hat.

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<v Speaker 3>Submit did you feel the rip? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>It is so good and it's washable and soft. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, just into the hat. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give like somebody I don't know because.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a jigglo for free stuff though, I'm just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you really are. It made you so happy. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, should I give him this one?

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<v Speaker 1>You should have? And then later on I was like

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<v Speaker 1>in the dead of winter, I was like, whe're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna chat sap from It's like oh yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. I can't throw it away now. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna take it?

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like trying to throw out a recycling can. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody gonna take that. You better put it back. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep washing up like a bad penny. This was fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I have to go clean my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it all right, Marie Condo?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I gotta go, spark joy and say hi to

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<v Speaker 3>my house. Bye everyone, Thanks for joining us. Natalie, come

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<v Speaker 3>fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been an exactly right production.

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<v Speaker 3>Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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<v Speaker 1>Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Kraichny.

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