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Speaker 1: No one knows where he's from. He's this weird accent,

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Speaker 2: Silence of the Lambs.

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Speaker 3: That's what they look like. Always. They always want to Kiante.

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Speaker 3: It's too much.

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Speaker 1: I agree, Michelle Buteau, what's up? Welcome to adulting. I'm

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Speaker 1: here with my co from Go Michelle Buteau. Don't you

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Speaker 1: know she's dressed in a gorgeous ensemble, you know, having

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Speaker 2: I love Prairie slaves and I can't help it. She

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Speaker 2: is she is also I love I love that designers

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Speaker 2: are finally having a plus category, because now I could

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Speaker 2: I talk about this in my books, The Bible of

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Speaker 2: the Thickest plus sized Essays in a small minded world.

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Speaker 3: Now, but if you've ever had.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to say passion, professhion because like

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Speaker 2: what like what bumper sticker?

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Speaker 3: Why am I a bumper sticker? In Vermont get out

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Speaker 2: But it sucks because like all your friends just look

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Speaker 2: still in the black and the cheetah, trying to figure

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Speaker 3: So it's very nice.

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Speaker 2: I really respect Lizzo and Nicole Byer for like the

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Speaker 2: crop top of it all and the no bra moment,

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Speaker 2: be soon. It's sort of like a Benjamin button, but

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Speaker 2: with your booty, like you get to age backwards.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, how is it a Benjamin button with your.

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Speaker 2: Because if you were born like let's say thirty to

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Speaker 2: You didn't why you didn't have plus size options, right,

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Speaker 2: So you always were either you know, an oversize something

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Speaker 2: like even when I would do vintage picks, it was

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Speaker 3: And so now that I'm in my mid forties, bitch,

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Speaker 2: I get to wear fun, funky, colorful things. So it

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Speaker 1: Road. It's okay.

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Speaker 2: My stories are like Lombardo's Street in San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: Not at the same time, but enjoy the view.

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Speaker 1: Can I? Can I say something.

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Speaker 2: Such a middle every time you say that, I'm like

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Speaker 1: No, it's I was just gonna say, my daughter, this

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Speaker 1: these it's it's hysterical. She's nine years old.

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Speaker 3: Why did you go through it? My mom went through my.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, be like those are her feelings?

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Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Not read it? On adulting?

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Speaker 1: I'm with her too. I'm with her too. I just

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Speaker 2: It's interesting because your daughter is really good with other kids,

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Speaker 2: But then she also plays well with others, so you know,

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Speaker 2: She's gonna hate you for this, but also have like

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Speaker 2: a deal from Mars. Also, you and your wife were

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Speaker 1: Oh that's kind well, yeah, because you.

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Speaker 2: Always like see comedian dads just being like, oh, my

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Speaker 2: favorite thing's ruined pussy?

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Speaker 3: Am I right?

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Speaker 1: Why do you always do like a Joe DeRosa impression?

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're.

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Speaker 3: Joe DeRosa?

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Speaker 3: A sandwich shop. Check him out. We'll have him on

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, you know what, let me not get myself in

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Speaker 3: Let's get onto the show.

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Speaker 2: You guys, we have a great comedian, also a dad,

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Speaker 3: I wonder what his journal was like at nine years old.

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Speaker 1: It was probably fantastic. It had great insights. I mean

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's get to it.

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Speaker 1: He's inspiring. Talk about inspiring, the one and only Alabama's own.

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Speaker 1: Very few good things come out of Alabama. Let me

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I just had so much fun watching it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's get to it. Geez, Brooklyn, some motherfucking.

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Speaker 3: What is going hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay

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Speaker 3: kai kiki kai, hey kay, I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: to make it dalker? I don't have to see everybody.

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Speaker 3: Hello? Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: New York is back in a big motherfucking way?

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it. I feel like it. Our character

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Speaker 3: It felt like you're gonna pass me a pamphlet. I

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Speaker 3: I guess it's back. I guess so.

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Speaker 2: I also like how quickly New Yorkers could get over

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Speaker 1: I've broken up a fight.

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Speaker 3: And then like in two point two, they're just like,

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Speaker 3: faked at first scene?

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Speaker 1: No, I was just gonna say I broke up a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I broke up a fight.

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Speaker 3: Is this a long story?

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Speaker 1: No, it's very quick. Seems long, but it's not.

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Speaker 1: Now. The unhoused lady gets on and she's eating a

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Speaker 1: This other lady gets up bumps the lady with a

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Speaker 3: He's so dope. We love him. You we know you

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Speaker 4: I mean that like there's very few people like comedians

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Speaker 4: It's possible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, When you're hustling, it's a fucking blur.

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Speaker 4: He's six now, I got two episodes, a better call

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Speaker 3: I got ship to do.

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Speaker 1: google it, Thank you, John J. Robling. Okay, everybody, do you.

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Speaker 3: Understand when he when you're proud of him?

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Speaker 3: Does he understand what that feels like? Do you see

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Speaker 4: They're trying to get you. You gotta be better, motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: They're coming futher, everybody, they're coming with you. But no,

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Speaker 1: By man, that was good.

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Speaker 4: Now let's just let's let's let's watch the game tape

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Speaker 4: So then the next week you just got to steal

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Speaker 3: I hate it when my husband steals my shade.

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Speaker 1: That's what I fucking that's what you do. You have

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Speaker 4: So now when he go to bed at night, I go,

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Speaker 4: You're never alone.

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Speaker 4: Stealing out the playbook, I'll be blowing bubbles with him.

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Speaker 4: You know, when you're from the parts they disregard, you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So to.

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Speaker 4: Raise a child in this it's dope because I can

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Speaker 4: expose him to everything. This boy is six Mandarin, karate,

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Speaker 4: Team Birmingham is an eighty percent black city. School district

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Speaker 3: Just describe my whole ass nationality.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all that shit you are. I ain't know about

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Speaker 4: I'm so.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: You're exposed to more sooner so you never have to

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Speaker 4: think that the heat Bill's character. I love my boy,

441
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 4: he's a bit of a house cat. I'm trying to

442
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 4: get that out of her. Like Southerners in here know

443
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 4: that humidity. Like I was raised in that did you

444
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 4: all day heat stroke? You go catch some heat stroke?

445
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, heat stroke? Did your mom ever just say like

446
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: go outside and the middle of the day And it.

447
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 4: Was just absolutely I spent every summer in Clarksdale, Mississippi,

448
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 4: at my grandma's house when I will get out of

449
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 4: like second third grade. It's a little town an hour

450
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 4: south of Memphis. Shout out to Morgan Freeman and Nate Dogg.

451
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 4: Those are the famous alarms of Clarksdale. Dude, my family

452
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 4: is from Clarkstone, Mississippi.

453
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh ship, what's up? Cook?

454
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? We would be outside all day. The mosquito truck

455
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 4: will come down the street. We will play in the

456
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 4: pesticide in my south, all right, a fucking pesticide truck

457
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 4: every day would just drive down the street, that cloud,

458
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 4: spraying a cloud down the street, and you would go

459
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 4: out and play in that cloud.

460
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: No warning, no nothing, No, it's.

461
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: Smelled amazing, fucking DDT bro exfoliance. But yeah, so when

462
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 4: we go down, like matter of fact, we're going back

463
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 4: home next weekend. And I got a brother's he loves

464
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 4: to fish, fish shirt bike racing.

465
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 3: Do you fish?

466
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: No?

467
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 4: But he does. So I'm gonna sit and watch my

468
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 4: brother fish and teach my son. Hey, motherfucker, learn about nature.

469
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 4: Touch the fish, don't be grossed up. Cut it, cut

470
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 4: it off exactly.

471
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: That type of ship like.

472
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 4: That, because that's the stuff that in New York I learned.

473
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 4: And this is something I took for granted coming from

474
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: the South, is that grass is a destination. You don't

475
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 4: just stumble upon grass. You have to play it. Saturday,

476
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 4: would you like to go to And it's funny because

477
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 4: they don't even call it grass. You know what New

478
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: Yorkers called grass the floor, the floor, green space. That's true.

479
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: Like, I won't even just go to the She's like,

480
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: she'll be like, oh, yeah, the chocolate fell on the floor,

481
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: and she means the sidewalk or the ground or the dirt, Like, no,

482
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: that's the ground.

483
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it comes from ground floor. But I'm like,

484
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 4: what the fuck you're talking about grass in New York? Like,

485
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 4: y'all don't just go kick it on it all the time.

486
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 4: They got a trick y'all with jazz music and food

487
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 4: trucks take outside?

488
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: Well will there be music?

489
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 4: I don't know.

490
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: The only time you're gonnas, the Philharmonic will be there.

491
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 3: This is I'm excited. When you say food truck, I'm like,

492
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: where's my toe bag?

493
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 4: Like but like that, the idea of you know, raising

494
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 4: a kid, raising a city kid as a country boy,

495
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 4: it's just it's weird because I don't know everything. I'm

496
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 4: not like. That's that's the part that I think I

497
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 4: have a handicap on is that I don't know everything

498
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 4: that a New York kid will experience. So I don't

499
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 4: know if I'm preparing him for everything. So for now,

500
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 4: I just on some street smarts type shit. So now

501
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 4: I'm just going through the basics of no, you know, no,

502
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 4: everybody's phone number. I made our phone numbers the code

503
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 4: to his tablet so he could learn phone numbers and

504
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 4: shit like that. Right, smart, you know, And then it's like,

505
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 4: all right, motherfucker, learn the train, learn your stops.

506
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I'm sure. I teach my three and a

507
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 3: half year old twins how to cross the street, and

508
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 3: I told my kids, when you see the the orange

509
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 3: hand blink, it's like a high five telling you to stop.

510
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: So just don't cross. But when you see the person,

511
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 2: you can go. But now every time I wanna bring

512
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 2: my son outside, he's just like, it's a white.

513
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 3: Person, we can go.

514
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, the white man said, it's okay, okay, a

515
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: white person. You gotta say white lights, white lights, like.

516
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 3: It's a white person. I said, it is, but let's go.

517
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: But plus my husband's white, so I'm like it checks.

518
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: Out, you know what I mean. But you gotta teaching

519
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: across the right way, right, which is like not just

520
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: the person. It's like the person. You see the person,

521
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: you don't just go. Then you gotta look wait for

522
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: that biker to come by. Yeah, you gotta check the

523
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: bike lanes. You know.

524
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 4: Hit on the swivel is what I say. Uh, when

525
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 4: he's when we ride bikes down the sidewalk to go

526
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 4: to the West Side Highway, which is really like the

527
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 4: only place we really ride, hit on the swivel, checking driveways,

528
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: checking your blind spots. Like, but what I'm trying to

529
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 4: do now, because you know he's going in the first grade,

530
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 4: he's got to learn these cross streets.

531
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: You have to know.

532
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 4: And I don't know if that's just some coming up

533
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 4: in you know, a bit of a bit of a

534
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 4: military uristic home and then what little bit I did

535
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 4: learn in JROTC. Just you just got to know where

536
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 4: you are right, know where you're at, motherfucker, and figure out. Yeah,

537
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 4: but that's what I do when we ride bikes. When

538
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: we go out, We'll take the West Side all the

539
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 4: way down from fucking Harlem and I'm like, all right, now,

540
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 4: get us home.

541
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: Oh God.

542
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 3: It's like they do this thing in Holland callt drop offs.

543
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: When you're like eleven or thirteen, your parents will just

544
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: drop you off somewhere blindfolding, and then you have to

545
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: they take the blindfold off and you have to figure

546
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: your way back out.

547
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: So it's fun. You should meet my mother in law.

548
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Listen, you guys, I get that concept.

549
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 4: Like, I understand, I'm not going to go to that

550
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 4: extreme because motherfucker's be kidnapping. But self reliance. Yeah, but

551
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 4: it needs to learn that self reliance and how not

552
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 4: to panic. And I feel like that's my job.

553
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is your job.

554
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: It's the hardest job that you will never pay taxes on,

555
00:29:55,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: now besides besides marriage, which you do pay tax Anyways,

556
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: the audience had written down.

557
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: Some questions about adulting. We're gonna ask them now, you're

558
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: cool with that.

559
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: I'm ready, Okay, I'm ready.

560
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on bringing back separate beds living

561
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: spaces for couples?

562
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 4: I lived with a woman and I snore and she

563
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 4: wasn't with that shit. So we kind of had that

564
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 4: fucking nineteen fifty sitcom.

565
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 3: Hello Lucy.

566
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah but no, well they slept in the same room,

567
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 4: on the same room.

568
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 3: But no, you're done with it.

569
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 4: I know couples who do it. I think it's I

570
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 4: don't want to, but I'm I'm hesitant to call anything weird.

571
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: I oh, I'll do it.

572
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: I think it's weird, but.

573
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 4: No, because if it works for you, all, fucking fuck it.

574
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 4: Because like what rule says that we should both be

575
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 4: unconscious beside each other? How possessive are we? I'm in

576
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 4: the house, wow around the corner, fucking I know.

577
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: You know what it is.

578
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: It really feels like you get to spend time with

579
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: your mate without talking, and I love that.

580
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 6: I have to say, you.

581
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: Wonder why I go through so many questions, but here's

582
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: one that just is a full.

583
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

584
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: My relationship status as flying solo and childless and healthy,

585
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: platonic and deep friendship with my bestie has sparked rumors

586
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: of us being oh my god, of us being a

587
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: queer couple. I don't hate it. Should I just sit

588
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: back and see? Yes?

589
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: Sorry?

590
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

591
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 4: Should you fuck your roommate because everybody think you fucking

592
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 4: your roommate?

593
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: Is that what they ask you?

594
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: Yes?

595
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: Because that's what that's sound us. What the question is? Yeah?

596
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: I forget who told me this because I talked to

597
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: too many people. But you could have more than one soulmate.

598
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be your husband or wife or

599
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. It could be one of your best friends.

600
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: It could be your par it could be whoever, and

601
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: it could be more than one.

602
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 4: Right, but should you fuck him? Should you fuck that

603
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 4: extra like if you get a bonus soul mate?

604
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: Do you know?

605
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 3: Okay, well, listen, this is what I think only because

606
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: you asked.

607
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: Being a straight person and then realizing that you might

608
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: be attracted to someone of the same sex is a

609
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: very scary thing because you've already defined who you are

610
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: and she might not be gay but has a connection

611
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: with you, and so that is very scary for someone.

612
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: But if she is going to at least acknowledge her

613
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 2: feelings should be with a really close friend like you.

614
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: I think if you're really interested, perhaps a day trip

615
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: or a weekend away where you guys really can just

616
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: hang out and.

617
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 3: Focus on each other and bring it up.

618
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: And if she's scared, like you have to respect that, right,

619
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: but let her know that you will always be there

620
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 2: for her if she ever wants to come to the

621
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: other side.

622
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 3: How you guys, let me get to it. Love is love.

623
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: Question on Oh you gotta follow up question for you? Oh?

624
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 4: Okay, how does she approach that without jeopardizing their friendship? Right?

625
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 3: That's the thing?

626
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Right?

627
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: So I think you ask her a question and let

628
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: her do most of the talking.

629
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

630
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 3: This is really about how she feels? Do you know

631
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 3: what I mean?

632
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: It's on her because we know how you feel and

633
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: you don't want to scare her away and be like,

634
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: what I'm proposing is do you know what I mean?

635
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: It's getting to a deeper level of friendship that you.

636
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: Guys already have.

637
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 4: May I suggest something? Oh yes, it is a filthy

638
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 4: ass forty three year old man.

639
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh god? What is the offer here? At

640
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: first I was.

641
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 4: Gonna say, watch porn together. Here's the move. I've been

642
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 4: reading this book. There's a book. There's a book that

643
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 4: I read called You Can't Lie to Me. It's written

644
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 4: by a former FBI interrogator who interrogated Guantanomo and al

645
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 4: Qaeda and like all types of yeah, it's okay. It's

646
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 4: a woman who made forty years as reading people. And

647
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 4: the book breaks down how to read emotions and how

648
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 4: to read micro expressions and all of that type of shit. Right, Okay, So,

649
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 4: like Netflix got a lot of they got a lot

650
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 4: of like queer shows, Like they got a lot of

651
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 4: shows that talk about from various aspects of the love spectrum. Right,

652
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 4: some of them shows, they be fucking watch one of

653
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 4: them shows and wait till they get to one of

654
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 4: the love scenes and then you watch her.

655
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's more than physical if you're talking

656
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 2: about intimate bonds and deeper level friendship. So it's more

657
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 2: of like a safe space for her to explore, and

658
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: you might have to if it does go down, take

659
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: the lead. And so I mean, I'm excited for you,

660
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 2: but I'm also nervous because I feel like, no matter what,

661
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 2: it should be a friendship.

662
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: Yes, let's get to the next question. Yeah, this one

663
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: has a literal interor bang. It's like, why can't I

664
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: get a dating?

665
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 4: And why?

666
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: Say? Maybe because you do too much?

667
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 3: That sounds like a type a person that needs to

668
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 3: make a reservation three days in. Yeah, is this your question?

669
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: Why won't my wife date me?

670
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 3: Dude?

671
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 2: Dating, especially during COVID in NYC is fucking crazy, Like

672
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: it is safer to suck a salty.

673
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 3: Dick than to hug your grandma. So I don't know

674
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: what to do for you, right, mom?

675
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: H New York City's very tough. I will admit it

676
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: feels like there's there's definitely. People don't have time for

677
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: anything except for like watching somebody impersonate Michael Jackson on

678
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: the subway. Yes, I don't have that guy.

679
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 3: I always over too.

680
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great. They don't have time for anything, right,

681
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: They just even in dating. It feels like you could

682
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: get one date, maybe another, but then the person will

683
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: just lose interests because they can go find somebody else.

684
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a buffet. Everyone's got options, So lock it

685
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: the fuck down. If you're interested, don't overthink. You know,

686
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: that's the fuck dude.

687
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 3: If you like someone, there's probably not gonna be someone

688
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 3: fucking better.

689
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: So just do it. May I get the fuck down,

690
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: sit on it, spit on.

691
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 3: It, do whatever the fuck you gotta do. Get the

692
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: fuck down, air horn.

693
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: Or or or and or okay, and or My friend

694
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: just started going to Philadelphia and got married. Wow. Yeah,

695
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: she's got two kids and everything.

696
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

697
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she found him in Philadelphia and brought him

698
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: back up here, now was it? Yeah?

699
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 3: He was like, all right, she she outsourced the dick.

700
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 3: That's interesting.

701
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 4: Like college football, you ain't got a recruit in your region,

702
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 4: fine athletes all over the country. You want to completely

703
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 4: so many prospects. What financial advice would you give a

704
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 4: broke millennial?

705
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh yuck. You know what, go to Treasurydirect

706
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: dot of right now. What you can do is there's

707
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: Treasury Treasury bonds, Yes, an I bond which is index

708
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: to the interest rates which are going up as we know.

709
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars you can put in this year. But

710
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: that's but let me tell you something. It's a night.

711
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: You're not gonna find a better deal around here. At

712
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: nine percent, you can't lose on a bond. This is

713
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: your dad talking to you right now. Also, don't put

714
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: your money in crypto. Don't do it, don't do it. Wow.

715
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: My advice to broke millennial would be, don't fuck your

716
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 4: roommate unless the least about to be up. That's a

717
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 4: real ass is more valuable than a soulmate. In this

718
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 4: animal York nug he's dropping.

719
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: You want to ask us on is it normal to

720
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: be exhausted by people that ask no questions?

721
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: What is it normal to be follow that up with

722
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: a question that's so crazy? Yeah, yeah, I don't understand.

723
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 2: It's a two way street, like have a conference.

724
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: No, that's not no. I think they're with somebody that

725
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: doesn't ask any questions. I think they're dating somebody that

726
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: doesn't ask questions, and that that person seems like they're

727
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: just They either are disinterested, yes.

728
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 3: Or have a family. You're the side piece. They're fucking tired.

729
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell you.

730
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not curious about you, you're not interesting?

731
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 3: Or what's your question?

732
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 4: I'm forty two? Am I too old to wear T shirts?

733
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 4: With prints?

734
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: With prints? Or severe? Last question?

735
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 4: There's a forty three year old man. Let me say

736
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 4: something to you. You are too old, unless unless you're

737
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 4: into music or it's some vintage T shirts. If we're

738
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 4: talking like your favorite cartoon from two years ago, Like,

739
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 4: I don't want to see you in a Rick.

740
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: And Morty T shirt like that.

741
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 4: ThunderCats allowable ThunderCats, you go old school? Fine, but if

742
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 4: you're like, look at me, I am wearing a Bob's

743
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 4: Burgers fus No, I don't think so. I think that'd

744
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 4: be you. So. I think the problem, though, is that

745
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 4: if you dress, if you're dress in a way that

746
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 4: is acceptable to people that don't matter, then you attract

747
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 4: the wrong people and then you do my food going.

748
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 4: Why can't I date in New York.

749
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, I don't know.

750
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when people stay dressed for the job

751
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: you want, that also means in life like just in life,

752
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 2: like just for the life you want, you know what

753
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: I mean?

754
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 4: I don't know, but this is coming from a guy

755
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 4: who's dated a woman who had an issue with some

756
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 4: of the shit that he wore and the like in

757
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 4: the back half. I kind of regretted that ship because

758
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 4: I was like, Uh, broke up. Fuck that, what's my

759
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 4: Gui Joe shirt? Put that shit back on immediately, because

760
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 4: that's who I am. You know, eighty seventy percent of

761
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 4: the time I'm dressed down. But you thought you was

762
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 4: getting daily show suit nigga around the clock.

763
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: No, that is a character, right.

764
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to be with someone if I

765
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: didn't like how they dress. Period. It's a thing that

766
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 3: attracts me.

767
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: And I don't need someone to be on some Kanye

768
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: West shit Like you don't need to like come up

769
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 2: with like a new line.

770
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.

771
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 3: You don't have to have the hottest shit.

772
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: But it really, to me is like pride in yourself,

773
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: and to me, that's fucking attractive.

774
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 4: Where is the line between someone leveling you up and

775
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 4: them altering you into what they wish that actually dated.

776
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that's the hard part.

777
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 3: I think when they buy you something and then keep

778
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: asking you to wear it.

779
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 4: Right, I've been in that type of relationship before.

780
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: It's like that shit in the movie Vertigo where he's like,

781
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: where this the green dress?

782
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 3: Seen Vertigo? Or if it's just Jordan okay?

783
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: Oh for fullyable?

784
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 3: All right, all right, anyways, this has been amazing.

785
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 2: Hey, Roy, we ask every guest, what is the most

786
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: adult thing you want to do for yourself this year

787
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: that you haven't done yet.

788
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 4: I want to go to South Korea to watch baseball.

789
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: Amazing fucking around you were not fucking around.

790
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 4: I want to watch I love baseball, and South Korean

791
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 4: baseball in Japanese baseball too. It's like a college football atmosphere,

792
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 4: but baseball is happening around you. And if you don't

793
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 4: fuck with baseball, you're not gonna understand why this makes

794
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: me happy. But I don't know. I just it's the

795
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 4: sport that I love, is the sport I grew up,

796
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 4: and to be able to see it somewhere else played differently,

797
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 4: that's the only thing I'm looking forward to. That I

798
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 4: gotta perform in Hawaiian two weeks and there's a there's

799
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 4: a dope ass hot dog placed three islands up from Honolulu,

800
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 4: and motherfucker, I promise you, I'm going to have me

801
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 4: a goddamn pooka dog, Poka dog nigga. And the bread

802
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 4: is a tube and they put the hot dog in

803
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 4: the tube of bread. There's no openings. I don't even

804
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: know how the engineer this shit. It's just fucking the

805
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 4: puka dog. And that's Those are the two things gonna

806
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: go three islands. Only reason I took the gig in

807
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: fucking Honolulu is so I can't go to the other island.

808
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 3: That is so real.

809
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: Please give it up for unbelievable.

810
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 2: Oh man, wait a minute, but I mean Reywood Junior

811
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: tickles me silly. I loved his answer for what's the

812
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: most adult thing you want to do for yourself? Going

813
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: to go see a baseball game in South Korea is

814
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 2: definitely one of the most original answers we've heard, and

815
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with that. Like I've been talking to my

816
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: friends about it. I'm like, have you seen games in

817
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: different countries? And They're like, we have, and it is

818
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: such a great experience. The air is different, the soda

819
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: is different, you know, the conversations are different, like how

820
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: people act and stuff. And I'm like, he has inspired

821
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: me to put that on my adulting list.

822
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're gonna go put the soul and soul.

823
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna go watch baseball in South Korea?

824
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 2: No, not that, but I definitely would love to go

825
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 2: see a soccer and or a football game in Holland

826
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: the next time I go.

827
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh see, Okay, okay, okay, you know what I mean.

828
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: It's never been one of my priorities. It's like, let's

829
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: go to a nice dinner, let's get a nice cocktail.

830
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 2: But it's like, there are other things to do in

831
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: life besides eating drink. Not many that I love, but

832
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: that is one.

833
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: What about you and me? You and me? Yes at Wimbledon? Yes,

834
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: tennis whites, Yes on a Sunday. Yes, think about it.

835
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: Answer me with your eyes.

836
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Are you serious?

837
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 2: I'll get some security detail and people will be like, damn,

838
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 2: Megan marco Let herself gone, we don't know Megan that

839
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,439
Speaker 2: black friends like that. That'd be great, that'd be great.

840
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 2: You know what the first time I ever went to

841
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: a tennis game. Was with my husband in Queens and

842
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: because he loves tennis, you was open, yes, yes, And

843
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that.

844
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 3: I was like like a black person in a movie theater.

845
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 3: I was like, you better go girl, but nobody was

846
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: doing that. It was like I didn't know.

847
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: I love. I want a one day go to like

848
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: I want to see the Paris Open. I want to

849
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: see the red clay of it all. You know. I

850
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: want to go to Wimbley Done. I want to see

851
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: the grass of it all. I've gone, you know, I've

852
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: gone to US opened me on concrete because it's New

853
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: York City on concrete. It's it's more like it's Wheeler.

854
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: I love that.

855
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: I love that the US Open. I've never seen so

856
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: many Cheetah sneakers. Just it's a lot of cheetah. I'm

857
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 2: just gonna go ahead.

858
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: And say that a lot of cheetah sneakers.

859
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 3: A lot of cheetah sneakers. I don't know why, or

860
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: how or when cheetah print. Cheetah print.

861
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to listen, kicking in listen, you're painting a picture,

862
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: and I love because you have to understand that you're

863
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 1: in Queens, so that's very accessible to Long Island. So

864
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: you're getting people from Long Island on that ron conka

865
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: a train, on that wine dance of it all. They're

866
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: coming right there, you know, and and I know it

867
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: Long Eyelands a wrong.

868
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, what's your preferred cocktail at a game?

869
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, oh wow?

870
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 4: I do?

871
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: I usually ask for like a rye and ginger, Like

872
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: just a rye whiskey with ginger out. Yeah, it's a

873
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: little twist of lime. You know. It's a It's a

874
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: very refreshing bev and keeps you, keeps you cool? You know,

875
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: does you? It doesn't? What do you like?

876
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have to say rose all day, honey,

877
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: put some more ice in it and let me sip sip.

878
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: I hate when they don't let me take a double.

879
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 3: Let me have a double.

880
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 2: I'm a tired as mom with backfat and freckles, delicious,

881
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: and I've worked really hard to settled the afternoon to

882
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: go give me a double. I am drinking responsible because

883
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: I'm taking a uber or lyft whatever.

884
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: My dream, yes, my dream at the US Open is

885
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: to have one of those like boxes one day when

886
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: I win the lotto and get a paper route. I'm

887
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: gonna get one of those boxes and then.

888
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 2: You feel, Jordan, we will this and you know what

889
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 2: I want to do. I want to do a box

890
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: and I want to have a rotisserie chicken all to

891
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 2: myself with no four knife. How I watch a game

892
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: at home is how I want to watch a game

893
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: in public.

894
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: Just yes, yes, going yes, he just with a breast,

895
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: just like marinating it.

896
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 3: Just licking my mummum delicious. No high fiving, no high fiving,

897
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 3: just yummy.

898
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: You have to be like all fancy and cute when

899
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: you go to like sporting events and then you go

900
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 2: to like the area where the cool people hang, and

901
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 2: it's always like miniature, bite sized bull shit. Just give

902
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 2: me a whole rag. Why are you giving me us

903
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: spoon of macrimony and cheese?

904
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: I want a bowl you want Listen when we went

905
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: to that Jets game, which was questionable at best, like,

906
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: I know, wait, let's set it up.

907
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: I got tickets to a Jets game and I thought

908
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 2: it was gonna be in New York and it was

909
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 2: in Jersey, and I was like, this is a lot

910
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 2: further than.

911
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: I didn't even know.

912
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: Who's gonna tell us.

913
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 2: Like nobody to the GPS told me, and I invited

914
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 2: you and your wife and it was like, definitely in

915
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: the middle of the COVID and I don't know that

916
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 2: you want to go to Jersey in the middle of

917
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 2: COVID and a sports event because it was all noses.

918
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 2: Everybody's nose was out, nobody was vaccinated.

919
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 3: It was wild.

920
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 2: But what I do love about you and your wife,

921
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: even though you guys are petite people, you pack your plate.

922
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: Up, put it away, and then you and then your wife.

923
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,760
Speaker 2: I love it because if it's like a good smoked salmon,

924
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, you gotta go see what they got

925
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: with it.

926
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: Like it's a secret.

927
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: It's a secret.

928
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: They put a whole they put a whole pork shoulder

929
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,280
Speaker 1: in the bloody Mary. I was like, yes, it was crazy.

930
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 4: I just like I.

931
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: Was so dehydrated by the end of the y'all. Of course,

932
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: we're like logical and like we're like we're getting out

933
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: of here. You're like making big eyes and us We're like, Nah,

934
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: this is gonna be great. It's the Jets. Why not

935
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: risk at all? Why not risk my life for the Jets.

936
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: Let's do it.

937
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: You guys got there before us and left after us.

938
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're gonna go now.

939
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: And they won. The Jets won. That was the craziest part.

940
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: That was the only game they won.

941
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I love that you guys appreciate things too.

942
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: They gave us a hat, all of us hats, and

943
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, another hat that won't fit my head.

944
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: And you were like, look at the quality of this hat.

945
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: Submit did you feel the rip? Oh?

946
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: It is so good and it's washable and soft. And

947
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, just into the hat. I'm gonna

948
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: give like somebody I don't know because.

949
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm such a jigglo for free stuff though, I'm just.

950
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 3: Like, you really are. It made you so happy. I

951
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 3: was like, should I give him this one?

952
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: You should have? And then later on I was like

953
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: in the dead of winter, I was like, whe're not

954
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna chat sap from It's like oh yeah, oh yeah,

955
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I can't throw it away now. I mean,

956
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: who's gonna take it?

957
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: Nobody.

958
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: It's like trying to throw out a recycling can. Ain't

959
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: nobody gonna take that. You better put it back. It's

960
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: gonna keep washing up like a bad penny. This was fun.

961
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 3: Now, I have to go clean my closet.

962
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: Do it all right, Marie Condo?

963
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go, spark joy and say hi to

964
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 3: my house. Bye everyone, Thanks for joining us. Natalie, come

965
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: fix it.

966
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

967
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

968
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Kraichny.

969
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 3: This episode was sound design and.

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Speaker 1: Engineered by Ryobam.

971
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

972
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ

973
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: don Well.

974
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: This Bellhouse Show was produced by Olivia Levine. Photography by

975
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: Fender Most, artwork.

976
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: By Jamie Bechtel.

977
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Harstark, and Danielle Kramer.

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00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

979
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com