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Speaker 2: Of it, yeah, wow. Well, Also, I feel like that

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Speaker 2: We make mistakes. We could edit that out and make

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Speaker 1: Who was it on Twitter?

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Speaker 3: Was it Paul Jael Timothy, the guy that came to

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Speaker 3: My only comment on that is he hit me at

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Speaker 1: This isn't my main job.

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Speaker 3: Imagine your job, whatever it is you do. You're a

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't even say it's that right. Some days it's

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Speaker 2: You haven't been able to listen because you've been swamped

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Speaker 2: No, I do like the review. And Batter's Box he

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Speaker 1: I Yeah, to tell your stories.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do a live Arnold Yea with a vacation

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 2: Well here's the problem, Ray, So get this Nashville Broadway

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Speaker 3: That's the place all the Instagram models do. They got

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Speaker 3: Really there's probably a thousand people.

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Speaker 2: Around, probably a thousand people, but it's got blue water.

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Speaker 1: I saw the picks during my research of Iceland.

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Speaker 3: Well, the first time you told me Iceland, I said, dongpicks, girls,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, blue lagoon. We're like, all right, great. Day before

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you better check those tectonic plates.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we went to the tectonic plates? Right, were we

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Speaker 2: Don't care culture. Did you know that is the only

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Speaker 1: Did you know that we're on a can fault line

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Speaker 2: Didn't even know what tectonic plates were? Right?

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Speaker 1: Check your can sidewalks. We're on a can fault line. Ray,

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Speaker 1: this is the ring of fire. It's not ring, it's

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Speaker 2: So we get on the plane from Minneapolis to Iceland.

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Speaker 2: And if you go to sleep right, then you get

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Speaker 3: Things you're saying about sleep ain't happening. Bezers already putting

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Speaker 2: On an overnight flight. You have to because you're gonna

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Speaker 2: So we're going to Blue Lagoon at nine thirty. So

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Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I get on, I have a

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Speaker 2: I hit that button, No, nope, it didn't move. All right,

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Speaker 1: Certainly?

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Speaker 2: Am I doing this wrong? I can't see him to

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Speaker 2: He goes and drops off the lady's coke. Maybe it's

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Speaker 2: He goes here, stand up for a second. I'll do

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Speaker 1: Stand up here, man, give me a hug.

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Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, let me. Why don't you just

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Speaker 2: not comfortable. He tell you to bend over to and no,

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Speaker 1: And he's just sitting there banging your chair.

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Speaker 2: He's banging my chair, banging my hair.

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Speaker 1: We want to start to the trip.

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Speaker 2: He's giving it some force, right.

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Speaker 1: What's next? He's just gonna jump on your wife. Yeah, sir,

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Speaker 1: if that helps the seat, by all means.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to fix it, leaned over on your wife

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Speaker 2: doing the humpy motion. I usually have to do this, man,

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Speaker 2: just to get it right. Like, this's really what This

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Speaker 1: Sure no worries whatsoever. Do you want this thing to recline,

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Speaker 1: then don't hate.

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Speaker 2: I am not violating your wife. This is how you

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Speaker 2: thrusting motion you're just standing your wife is just collateral damage.

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Speaker 1: What are you looking at? Buddy? Fuck you? All right?

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Speaker 2: And so he does a couple more times. He goes,

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you, man, I don't think

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Speaker 2: to sleep sitting straight up. Possible, but difficult, but very difficult. Man,

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Speaker 2: not very comfortable, all right. It's off to a bad

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Speaker 2: start the volcano, but they say travel on. Now. My

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Speaker 1: Are we in Iceland? Yet?

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Speaker 2: We land at seven am?

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Speaker 1: Thank god?

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Speaker 3: Here we go ten minutes in here. Oh sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: Yet?

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Speaker 2: We're in Iceland. We're in the Iceland airport. Welcome to Iceland.

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Speaker 2: And I am like, wow, it is beautiful out here.

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Speaker 1: Ice picks and shit.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go through customs and I'm like, all right, man,

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Speaker 2: I really got to take a crap. I gotta I

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Speaker 2: gotta take a crap. And was like, all right, I'll

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Speaker 2: So I go in the bathroom and I go in

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Speaker 2: I have never seen so much crap and toilet that

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Speaker 1: Well, not using that one.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, slam that sucker down, not ye

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Speaker 1: Yeay, Hey, Icelandic bitch.

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Speaker 2: So I go in the second stall and I lift

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Speaker 1: Well, if that ain't a glacier floater, I don't know

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Speaker 2: They said, Well, God bless America, this is Iceland. I

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Speaker 2: guess they don't have toilets that work. I guess toilets

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Speaker 2: there can't flush crap. Hey, Titanic, get over here and

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Speaker 2: I gotta go to a different bathroom. So I go

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Speaker 2: Find a bathroom, you know what I mean? It has

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Speaker 2: one stall. I'm yes, all right, here we go go

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Speaker 1: Dude, it must be a thing plumbing and eat them there.

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Speaker 2: They must not have pipes that can handle poop. Well

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Speaker 2: wait till they see the fucking mayflower you're about to

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Speaker 2: pump into it. I mean I've I've been holding this

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Speaker 1: I got a rat trap. It's about the fucking blue

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Speaker 1: didn't sir, sir?

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Speaker 2: We are under your evacuation warning a volcano.

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Speaker 1: I'm about the bull too, Mo the fucker. You think

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Speaker 2: Low and you wait to see the crap come out

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Speaker 2: of my ass work both about the blow. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, let's just go take your coffee to go,

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Speaker 2: Let's go get the rental car.

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Speaker 3: I know we're not gonna get to it, but I

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Speaker 3: you're gonna take thefty minutes.

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Speaker 1: No, take a break.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get to it. We're gonna take a break.

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Speaker 1: Do we have parallels? And I'll tell you what happened

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Speaker 2: Walk.

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Speaker 1: Did you go walk?

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Speaker 2: No? I walk across the parking lot, go check in,

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Speaker 2: get the rental car, get the keys. I'm my honey,

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. I got to go. So I go

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom. They have a bathroom that works. Everything

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Speaker 2: let's type in the uh let's type in the address

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Speaker 2: for Blue Lagoon. She types it.

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Speaker 1: In, Honey, does this car got a squeak?

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Speaker 2: And she types in. She goes, We're twenty two minutes

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Speaker 2: it says the Blue Lagoon is canceled, is closed today

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Speaker 2: because of poor air quality due to the volcano. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so we are now in Iceland. We've been there for

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Speaker 2: forty five minutes and everything has gone wrong. My seat

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Speaker 2: bad you can't be in the Blue Lagoon. And I'm like, well, golly,

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Speaker 2: I don't know where this volcano is. You drive out

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Speaker 2: of the airport. Ray, there's the damn volcano. I see

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Speaker 2: the lava shooting out.

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Speaker 1: Well, get out your N ninety five masks. No, so

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Speaker 1: we start, let's go check it out.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, this is so cool, and we drive around.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a picture of me next to this

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Speaker 1: red stuff? A what is that?

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Speaker 2: Ah ha? Hot and the people I mean they have

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Speaker 1: Airport, the lava where the roads muddy. No, I need

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Speaker 1: you to say, yes, yes, that was called ash. What

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Speaker 3: The lava flow that then turned. I'm trying to think

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Speaker 2: I've never seen that. Oh you got to herd is

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Speaker 2: a great movie. So could you see ash in the streets? No,

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Speaker 2: it was a little bit farther off the street where

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Speaker 2: they the ash didn't get there, but you could see

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Speaker 2: lava shooting up. It was incredible.

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Speaker 1: I know the exact scenes.

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Speaker 3: Saw one in coach streak and not trying to steal

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Speaker 3: your thunder Oh you did, yes, so I know the

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Speaker 2: It's pretty badass, pretty bad ass. Like I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this is so cool. So then we're like, well what

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Speaker 2: the hotel. Oh, sorry, your room's not ready. So it

437
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,800
Speaker 2: is ten o'clock in the morning.

438
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,400
Speaker 1: Are their breathing issue.

439
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 2: Been up all night?

440
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,480
Speaker 1: Have nothing to do because coffee.

441
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,280
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I haven't breathing this. You said there

442
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,520
Speaker 2: was a breathing thing. They said, air quality is bad.

443
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,160
Speaker 2: I rolled the windows up. I was like, I don't

444
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,480
Speaker 2: want to get that in my lungs. And we drive

445
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,160
Speaker 2: into town. We're like, all right, well, I guess we'll

446
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,679
Speaker 2: just hang out, walk around the towny.

447
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't bad.

448
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:47,400
Speaker 2: He air quality is already bad, Guach, you can't get

449
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,520
Speaker 2: any worse. She's like, what was that. Oh, that's the volcano, honey,

450
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:58,159
Speaker 2: that's the volcano. The volcano out of my ass. So

451
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 2: we go and we hang out out in Rerekovic, which

452
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,600
Speaker 2: I guess is the capital of the biggest city, and

453
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,679
Speaker 2: it's really small. It's pretty cool little city. We'd go

454
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,560
Speaker 2: and eat and finally the hotel's ready at night, like

455
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 2: at five o'clock at night. All right, cool, nothing exciting.

456
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,719
Speaker 2: And then the next day we set out on our

457
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 2: journey and we drove all over the art. We drove

458
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 2: our ass out of that rental car.

459
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 1: I mean.

460
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 2: And here's the cool thing about Iceland. There are no police.

461
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,159
Speaker 2: I didn't see I was there for four days. I

462
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,439
Speaker 2: didn't see one police. It's awesome, de you could go

463
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,719
Speaker 2: as fast as you wanted on those roads. Ray, we

464
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,359
Speaker 2: were doing skag, heroin, and brown all at the same

465
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 2: time in the car. I don't even think they have

466
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,880
Speaker 2: skag and heroin over there.

467
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 1: Well do you know what they do have? They have alcohol?

468
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,800
Speaker 1: They do not drinking and driving.

469
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 3: You should have done in the passenger seat and had

470
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,880
Speaker 3: your wife drive correct.

471
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 2: But we drove and we checked out all these waterfalls,

472
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 2: did some hikes. It was beautiful. That's what our tea's

473
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,160
Speaker 2: was the waterfall. So what did you guys do under

474
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 2: the waterfall? Uh? There was one. It was awesome, dude.

475
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: You can walk behind it and just feel it coming down.

476
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 2: You get soaked because the wind's blowing. And then there's

477
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: another one you hike about a half a mile and

478
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 2: you know all the pictures online show it's all beautiful.

479
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're gonna have it to yourself.

480
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 2: There's a damn line to get like you have to

481
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 2: climb behind these rocks, like you have to go in

482
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,119
Speaker 2: through this crevice. And then there's this beautiful like cave

483
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,720
Speaker 2: and there's a waterfall in it, but there's it's not

484
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 2: very big to get in, so you have to wait

485
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 2: for people to come out. We stood in line for

486
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 2: like forty five minutes to get back to the waterfall.

487
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 2: Like online, it makes it look like you're just gonna

488
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 2: walk up and you're gonna be the only one there. Well,

489
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 2: we're standing in line, so damn long, I got a piss.

490
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 1: Damn Starbucks waterfall.

491
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 2: Hey, I got a piss.

492
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 3: And I'm like, coach you, there's your perfect time to say, well,

493
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,679
Speaker 3: I haven't seen a line this big since Pumpkin spice lattes.

494
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 2: My fault. I didn't have the humor. Didn't have the humor, right,

495
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 2: so you guys bail on the line. No, She's like,

496
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 2: we're almost there, and I was like, can I just

497
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 2: be over there in the grass cause no, I'm like,

498
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 2: you get a pi. Well, she was, well, there's no police.

499
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: But I was like, I can't do I can't hold it.

500
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 2: I gotta go back to the to the start.

501
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 3: I'm giving you a citizen's or RESPI if I see

502
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 3: you pissing next to a waterfall.

503
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 2: She goes, it's too it's this is nature. You can't

504
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: do that. That's just bad. And I was like, okay,

505
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 2: just hold it, and I said I can't, Like I've

506
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 2: been holding it so I have to literally run I

507
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 2: half a mile back to the parking lot where the

508
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: pissers are. Wow, man, very adventurous. You're a good runner

509
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,120
Speaker 2: in America. No, I'm about to shut myself.

510
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh this piss is this piss?

511
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 2: And my wife's like, you are you have a problem.

512
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 2: There's something wrong with you. And we're only four people

513
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 2: from going in. But I was like, I can't wait.

514
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 2: I can't hold it. And I sprint in my hiking boots,

515
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: in my pants, in my raining parallels to my story,

516
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: and I am I am sprinting, sprinting, and I get

517
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,959
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and I pee and I'm zipping up

518
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 2: the pants and she text, we're next, hurry up. So

519
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 2: here we go.

520
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: I sprint out of that bathroom and I sprint my.

521
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 2: Ass a half mile back, and I mean, I am

522
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 2: passing people and they're like, why the fuck is this

523
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 2: guy running back and forth on this path? Is everybody's

524
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: enjoying their leisurely walk and enjoying.

525
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,719
Speaker 1: The antics are fucking weird.

526
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: They are so stupid. Do they not understand this? And

527
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 2: now they work out this is another accent, so I

528
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 2: can do it. I you were there for ten days

529
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 2: and you didn't learn now, I was only in Iceland

530
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: for four days, okay?

531
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

532
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 2: And so I got back, she goes, I had to

533
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: let two people cut, and she told the two girls

534
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 2: in front of us. They waited forty five minutes they

535
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: had to pee two one of them peed in the

536
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: other's mouth. No, they got to the front and they're like,

537
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: we don't have time to go in. Just take our picture,

538
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: and so my wife just took a picture through with

539
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 2: them and through the rocks you could see the waterfall.

540
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 2: They had a fairy to catch. It's all blurry and no,

541
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 2: she said, you could barely see, you know, through the

542
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: crack you could just barely see the waterfall and the girl.

543
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: And they waited in line for forty five minutes. I'm like,

544
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: if I had to catch a fairy out of tell

545
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 2: the people for me, Hey, do you mind if I go?

546
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: Your wife had it on selfie motives.

547
00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 2: And so we go in beautiful waterfall, amazing, great, nothing

548
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 2: really the rest of the trip. We go and we

549
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 2: eat at this one soup place one night, and then

550
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 2: next door they say lava show, forty five minute lava show,

551
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what they're like, actual lava from a volcano.

552
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: Come see it. And I'm like, honey, we gotta do it.

553
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cool. We gotta do it.

554
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: False advertising, man, And.

555
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: You don't get that in Vegas anymore.

556
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: Of the mirage clothes, which one had the volcano mirage

557
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 2: they're about to knock it down in a month. They're

558
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 2: not gonna knock it down. They're gonna remodel it and

559
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: make it the hard rock forgot Dropicicana. They're knocking, they're

560
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: knocking down. They're a stadium is going there?

561
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: Sorry, go.

562
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 2: So we go to this lava show, forty five minute

563
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 2: lava show, and I'm.

564
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: Like, hell yeah, hell yeah.

565
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 2: And we just happened to see it because it was

566
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: in the same parking lot as where we're eating at

567
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 2: the soup kitchen or whatever.

568
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 3: At the soup kitchen, I mean, it sounds like such

569
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: a party. What are you guys doing? Like pregame drink

570
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 3: so what?

571
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: I had some beers and had some soup.

572
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: What lo of the soup kitchen and sign and entice

573
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: you guys have?

574
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: My wife was doing research and someone on Reddit said,

575
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 2: nine months later, I'm still thinking about the soup I had.

576
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: What a fucking And I'm like, oh man, this must

577
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 2: be amazing freaking soup.

578
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: I'll do crab.

579
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 2: But my wife is a she loves soup. Ben loves it.

580
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 2: Lobster bisk ah. Now they had uh lamb soup. They

581
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 2: had they eat a lot of lamb there because they

582
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: have lamb. They have more lambs sheep than they do

583
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 2: humans in Iceland.

584
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: Where's my flock? I tied it up here hopefully parking.

585
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: That's kind of like what they sell me, but that's

586
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: Canadian a little bit. Uh So we go to the

587
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: Lava Show and I'm like all right, and the soup

588
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: was okay, but it wasn't amazing. And I had three

589
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,719
Speaker 2: different kinds, don't I had the corn and spinach, I

590
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: had the the fish curry one and some other one.

591
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 2: And then we go to the Lava show and it's

592
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 2: a in a room and they give you protective glasses,

593
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because it's gonna get so

594
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: freaking hot.

595
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: We took off our clothes.

596
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: So I'm like, forty five minutes of lava here we go.

597
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: All right.

598
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: The lady closes the door, comes in, she starts talking,

599
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: Oh my name is Rock, and I'm like, well, this

600
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 2: is about to be awesome.

601
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I'm Lunchbox.

602
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 2: She's like, welcome to the Lava Show, the only place

603
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: in the world where you can see real lava from

604
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 2: a volcano up close. And I'm she goes, it's gonna

605
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 2: get so hot. Tho, you're gonna need those goggles to

606
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: protect your eyes that and I'm like, hell yeah.

607
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: Honey, take off your bra.

608
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 2: So then she proceeded to stand up there for fifteen

609
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: minutes and give us a history of the town and

610
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: the volcanoes that have erupted in that town.

611
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: What the cleef?

612
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, that's fifteen minutes of my forty five.

613
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: When are we gonna get to the damn lava?

614
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: Not bad, you still have thirty minutes of lava.

615
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: Then we have thirty minutes of lava.

616
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: She's like, honey, get ready to feel the l rumble

617
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: of the lava.

618
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: And she goes, Now, so before we get to the lava,

619
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: let me show you a video.

620
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

621
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 3: Doing the tours with the damn video. Show me three

622
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 3: d bitch. Sorry, I'll delete that.

623
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, so now we're gonna watch a video.

624
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 2: So what was the video? Ray? It was a fifteen

625
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: minute video.

626
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: We're at thirty minutes now.

627
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: It was a fifteen minute video showing exactly what she

628
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 2: just talked about.

629
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: That's bulged.

630
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 2: So she talked about the history of the town. Then

631
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: they made a little cartoon video for you to enjoy

632
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 2: of what she just told you about.

633
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: Nice learning about your town.

634
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: Like either way, just either play, show us the lava.

635
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 2: Where's the food? I wanted to get hot in here,

636
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: hotting you sheeper, boring maw. But I did learn if

637
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: the volcano is going to erupt all the tourists you

638
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 2: meet at the church on top of the hill, that's

639
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: the evacuation.

640
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: Plan, all right, So where's the lava show?

641
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: Exactly where is the lava show? Raight?

642
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh? That was it?

643
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: Fifteen minute video?

644
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: All right?

645
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: She goes, all right, now should we get to the lava,

646
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 2: and so she does. It comes rolling out of this

647
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 2: like tube in the wall, and there's lava and she

648
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: starts picking it up with this stick. Hour talking and

649
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 2: she's making little things, and then it freezes and she's

650
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: cracking it and she's picking it up.

651
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 1: The lava's touching me.

652
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: Then she brings out a big old ice thing piece

653
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: of ice and puts it in the lava and makes

654
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: it blow up like a big balloon.

655
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: A science project.

656
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 2: Exactly what it was, baking soda and food colery. Dude, No,

657
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: it was real lava.

658
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: Saw this in second grade.

659
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: It was real lava and she.

660
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: Got your ass. Did you feel the hot?

661
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: Oh? I could feel the heat, man.

662
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: So they must have just pumped the obviously the heater on.

663
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: No, no, they have the They have to warm up.

664
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 2: So what they do is they go get.

665
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: The right and they actually turned the heater like one

666
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: hundred and ten. They pretty much fucked us.

667
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: No. No, they go get the rocks, like the ash

668
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: from like the actual volcanoes in the mountains, and they

669
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 2: bring it in and they reheat it up and make

670
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: it into lava.

671
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: That's making it better. Awesome. Okay, she played with the

672
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: lava for ten minutes, then the show is over. See

673
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: you need it a little bit more of that.

674
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: Oh you think it is advertised as a forty five

675
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: minute lava sh show.

676
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: Was it ever lovvying or No? It was lava.

677
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: No, No, its lava. It came out like lava like

678
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: it does out of a volcano.

679
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's pretty cool. I shouldn't knocked it.

680
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: It was pretty badass for ten minutes, but advertise it

681
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 2: as ten minutes and then I get out. I don't

682
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: need to watch the damn video.

683
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: But she had the lava like she's like having a

684
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: rub on her.

685
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: No, no, she had a metal pool because it was

686
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: so hot.

687
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: She all right, she was fully naked. It was actually

688
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: a lava tit show.

689
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: No no, And I'm like, wow, this is amazing, dude, amazing.

690
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: And we then we're leaving. We got to drive to

691
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: the hotel. We still got an hour to drive to

692
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 2: the hotel. And we get to the hotel and I

693
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: guess what. They're already closed. You can't check in.

694
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: Wait, it's here's a hotel.

695
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, but in Iceland nothing. It was only

696
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: ten o'clock, but they only stay on duty till eight.

697
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: That's my biggest fear of other countries. You never know

698
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: when places closed. And I'm like, uh, and everything, the

699
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: lights are off, everything, and we're like, how the hell

700
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 2: do we get in our room? How do we do this?

701
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: We we already paid online? What do we do?

702
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: Sleep under the volcano?

703
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: It's warm, so we bust out our flashlights and we're

704
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: looking under Matt we're looking. I mean we're looking the place.

705
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: I know. That's what I was worried about. Well, no, shit,

706
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: like I'm going around the back, like maybe there's a

707
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: hidden door or something.

708
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 1: You Americans in your crime rates freeze.

709
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: And then no, they don't have police. Man, I don't

710
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: think they have guns. I don't think they have anything

711
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: over Iceland. It was it was like, there's no one there.

712
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: It is empty. And so then I, oh, wait, wait,

713
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: what's that sign over there. It's on one of the

714
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: windows that says, oh, sorry, we're not here to greet you,

715
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: but we close at eight pm. Just so you know

716
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: your cabin five d your key is in the door.

717
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Anybody a polar bear sleeping in there right now? Dude?

718
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: So you just go up and the key is in

719
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: the door. Quite the security says, no, that's how nice

720
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: it is in Iceland. They don't have any crime. They

721
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: got nothing on now, they have no problem. They just

722
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: left the key in the door for us.

723
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: What do you mean you were robbed? I don't know.

724
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: The door was open.

725
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: It was awesome. I was like, how cool is this Americans?

726
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: Of course we tried to break in a back door.

727
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: Oh we're trying to break in a back door and

728
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, just go to your cabin man. We

729
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 2: left the key in the door. And you look and

730
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: there was other cabins that just had the key in

731
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: the door. So there was other families that hadn't arrived yet.

732
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Honey, I'm gonna go sleep in five A if you

733
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: don't mind.

734
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,959
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a break and we'll finish up

735
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 2: my vacation right after this. So the next day, right

736
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: and here's the crazy bar. You're driving and they only

737
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: have like one road every the main road is road.

738
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: If you turn off onto a side road, it's a

739
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: gravel road, feeder roads. It's all gravel, there's rocks, there's everything.

740
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: Like you most people have big old like four wheel

741
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: drive if you want to go anywhere. And we went

742
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: and we swam through their public swimming pools.

743
00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: Dude.

744
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: It was just in the side of the mountain.

745
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: Dude.

746
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: It was the coolest damn thing I've ever seen.

747
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: Play under the bridge.

748
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: Like you had to drive like a mile down this

749
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: rocky road you park, you have to hike a mile

750
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: to get to the public swimming pool.

751
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 3: And there they're just you guys in Iceland. Ah, there's

752
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 3: a few public It's like you guys in the volcano.

753
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: There's like three hundred and fifty thousand people that live

754
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: in all of Iceland. But the kids didn't know how

755
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 3: to swim because you can't swim in the water because

756
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 3: it's so damn cold. So they used the geological geo

757
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 3: whatever thermal water that comes off the mountain and they

758
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 3: built a damn swimming pool coach. So the freaking did

759
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 3: they charge you? Now they make money off of a

760
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 3: pool in a mountain.

761
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: Culture, there is no money. The water is green, there's

762
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: algae that grow. Culture.

763
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: What do they make tourism money?

764
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: No? Culture, This ain't a tourist spot.

765
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: So why'd you go, dude? Because it was so ray

766
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: It was us and two sheeps bathing in this bath.

767
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: No, no, it was It was so cool because you

768
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: hike a mile to the swimming pool and then they

769
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: have this little shack where you can change into your

770
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: swimming suit and you just have the water's warm because

771
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: it's running off the mountain, the geothermal mountain, so you

772
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: have a warm swimming pool. The bottom of the water

773
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: is like algae. It's the water.

774
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: No weird way to explain it, but it sounds good.

775
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. Dude.

776
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: I'm in a swimming pool just out in the middle

777
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: of nowhere, and look at this coacher. Look at the background.

778
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: That's the public swimming pool. Was it topless, well, I'm topless? What?

779
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, she wasn't topless. But one of the walls

780
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: is just the side of the mountain. It was incredible.

781
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: And then we drove out to a lagoon and we

782
00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: had these massive and I mean massive glaciers that have

783
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: fallen off, and I guess there are icebergs that have

784
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: fallen off the glaciers and they're just sitting there in

785
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: the water.

786
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it looks like do youp a Michian

787
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: But yeah.

788
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: But they fall off and then there's this little like

789
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: a inlet or whatever you call it, like a channel,

790
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 2: and it goes out to the main water, and then

791
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: the waves push it back and they get thrown up

792
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: on the beach. So you have big, old, freaking icebergs

793
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: on the beach. No, they don't have icebergs like this.

794
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: Yeah they do. They have an ice show every time. Bro.

795
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: It was incredible. I'm talking.

796
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: No, that's beautiful.

797
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 2: It's called Diamond Beach, but it wasn't sunny, so it

798
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: didn't look like little diamonds when we were there. It

799
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 2: was just big old chunks of ice. Thought that was fantastic,

800
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: so fun.

801
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 3: And so far you've showed me two pictures. It's there's

802
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 3: no people. I love this country. Nobody exists, dude.

803
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: It was great. It's uninhabited and you had all this

804
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: fish everywhere, fresh fish for saying, oh, buy this fish,

805
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: we cook it right here.

806
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: For would you cook it?

807
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 2: No? They cooked it.

808
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Honey. Do you want a raw fish to eat? No? No, no,

809
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: no no, I ate fish because it was all that.

810
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: That's all.

811
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: Take a raw trout, fish, suit, fried fish, fish and chip.

812
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: I mean it was delicious, so good.

813
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: Because it was fresh from the table.

814
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: And you drive on this main road, dude, and then

815
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: when you come to a bridge, it's a one lane bridge.

816
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 2: You have to wait for the car and those that

817
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 2: had to come across.

818
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: I've seen that before Costa Rica. Awesome. Not to steal

819
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: your thunder.

820
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: Not to steal my thunder. So then we're heading out

821
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 2: and we've been there four days and we're like, and

822
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: my sister in law was like, you don't need more

823
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 2: than four days. It's enough.

824
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: Four days.

825
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: You guys are just mountain pool hopping. Oh, mountain hopping, driving,

826
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 2: suit soup, kitchen hopping. Here's the one problem. It was

827
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 2: too much driving. It was a lot of damn drive.

828
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: You think a lot of driving.

829
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: You lost me at twenty minutes to the hotel.

830
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: Well, because you would drive like an hour and a

831
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: half hike up a waterfall, whatever, and then you'd have

832
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 2: to get in the car and drive another hour to

833
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 2: something else. That was the only problem because we didn't

834
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 2: do it, even big hikes, like we didn't do like

835
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 2: a twelve mile hike or anything like that new like

836
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: legit hikes. But we did see a geyser. You know what,

837
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 2: the guyser saw a yellowstone. Not to steal your erd.

838
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: I never even knew they were real. Yeah, they shoot

839
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: right up in the air man every three minutes, boo

840
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: shoots up freaking water like guyser.

841
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: Dude, it's a geezer.

842
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: Hey, and dumb mass people they were sitting up wind,

843
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: so he would shoot up and the water all soak

844
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: their asses. I was laughing, they're sitting there. Oh and

845
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: then people, here's the stupidest thing people did at the geysers. Okay,

846
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: so damn stupid. You drive or fly or travel all

847
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 2: over from wherever you're at to freaking Iceland to see

848
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: this geyser. And you know what they do. They turn

849
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 2: their back to the geyser and film them with the

850
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: guys are in the background.

851
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, average person would rather see themselves than nature.

852
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 2: And I'm like, guys, the video of you with your

853
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: back to the geyser. You traveled all this damn way,

854
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 2: wouldn't you rather see the fucking geyser with your eyes

855
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 2: instead of your back? Just see a video of the

856
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 2: guys are exploding behind.

857
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: You, you never seeing you porn squirt it all over.

858
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 2: I was like, how stupid are you? And they would

859
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 2: just sit there and sit there and sit there, and

860
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: because there's not a timer, there's not a timer, it's

861
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: just like it doesn't randomly three minutes, six minutes.

862
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: It's probably some of our sore losers nation.

863
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: So I thought I was funny. So when we show

864
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: up to the guyser, because it says it, you know,

865
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 2: explodes every six minutes, every ten minutes, whatever, I just

866
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: start going ten.

867
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: Nine, Hey, dude, I bet people were actually thinking.

868
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: Hey. People start pulling out their cameras and I'd be like, one,

869
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: you were doing the college shot clock for the visiting team,

870
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: and nothing would happened. And so I just start over ten.

871
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Nine eight seven. Your wife's like.

872
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: My, I'm gonna stop it, stop it. People are gonna

873
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 2: get mad. I'm like, all right, I'd get to zero

874
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, all right, now it's for real,

875
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: ten nine a. And eventually I'm right because I would

876
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: do it for three minutes, right, and people, I mean,

877
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 2: it was so to me, it was hilarious. To my

878
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 2: wife not so funny.

879
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 1: And the guys are it's just shooting the steam.

880
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, shooting the hot ass water the geold thermal heated

881
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 2: water whatever up in the air.

882
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 3: Which I guess at some point is from the volcano. Yes,

883
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: it's all connected. All so the pool you were in

884
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 3: is the same thing connected to the guysers, connected to

885
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: the volcano you were bathing in, geo thermal tectonic plates.

886
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to the tectonic plates because and it

887
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: wasn't very impressive. It was just two rocks and I

888
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: didn't really understand it.

889
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, the same thing with four corners. It's a spot

890
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: in the ground where they drew an X and they

891
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 3: said you're if you step right here, you're in four

892
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 3: states at the same time.

893
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: Cool. If I step over there, I'm in a bar.

894
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: What gives?

895
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 2: Like?

896
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: Who cares?

897
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: So that was that, I mean, it was cool. So

898
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 2: then we're like, you know, we have three extra days.

899
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, what should we do?

900
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: You know what we did. Let's go to Let's go

901
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 2: to Let's go to Dublin. It's only an hour and

902
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: forty minute flight from Iceland, okay, And so the flight

903
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: out six am. So we're up because we're an hour

904
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 2: from the airport. We're up at two o'clock in the

905
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: morning to go to freaking Ireland.

906
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 3: A couple in the Dominican Republic a couple of years

907
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 3: back got up at one am to catch their flight,

908
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 3: didn't see a blind curve, went over the cliff, and died.

909
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: Not saying that's anywhere related to a you, but traveling

910
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 3: early in the morning in a rental car reminds me

911
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 3: of that.

912
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: Continue Oh dude.

913
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 3: Honey, watch out over there. I mean, dude, you said

914
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 3: it was one road.

915
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, no, but we were in a bigger city, Recovic,

916
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: so it had like a real road.

917
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: That's terrifyingly similar.

918
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was like, this sucks man up at

919
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 2: two we're leaving in the hotel when we told them

920
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: we were checking out that earlier, Like, oh, we have

921
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: breakfast bags if you want to come get muffin and whatever,

922
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: so a snack for the road. So I go down, Hey, man,

923
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the breakfast bag, and goes what breakfast bag.

924
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, the guy last night said that, like, you

925
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 2: guys have breakfast bags here, like for people leaving checking

926
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 2: out early, like a muffet in an orange or something.

927
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 2: He goes, Um, I don't know, maybe you have to

928
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 2: pre order that or something. I'm like, okay, so I have.

929
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: No food McDonald's appy.

930
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: I got an hour drive to the airport. It's two

931
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: fifteen in the morning. Fine, all eat is sheep. And

932
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: so we get on the road and we're driving and

933
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: we're getting closer to the airport. It's pitch black outside

934
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 2: ray and I saw the most beautiful thing I've ever

935
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 2: seen in my.

936
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: Life, freaking prostitute.

937
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: The volcano erupting in pitch black. Closer you could see

938
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: two spouts of lava just shooting in the air with

939
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 2: the background of the black and then the red glow,

940
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 2: orange slash of the lava and we had the road

941
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: to ourself. It was awesome.

942
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 3: How far do you think you were You may have

943
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: already said it probably a mile.

944
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: That is insanely close.

945
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: I think I was five four five miles where we

946
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: had to use kind of binoculars to see the volcano.

947
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: Dude. It was like, could you see it erupt without binoculars?

948
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

949
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: Oh, too close for comfort?

950
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: But continue no, Like, I thought it was cool when

951
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: we got to Iceland and we were driving and I

952
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 2: saw it during the day and I saw a little

953
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 2: bit and I saw some smoke. I was like, Wow,

954
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 2: that's so cool. Seeing it in the middle of the

955
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 2: night when you have to pitch it black and the

956
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: lava is shooting, I was like, this is the coolest

957
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: damn thing I've ever seen. It was so beautiful, so amazing.

958
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: Better than fireworks.

959
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, fireworks, huh. Every time I see a firework now

960
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: and be like, huh, that's no volcano, dude.

961
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 3: Why doesn't Nashville instead of Fourth of July or New

962
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: Year's Eve do a volcano?

963
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh dude, build a replica volcano. Be fantastic.

964
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: There's no city adopt this, I don't know. I don't know.

965
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: It's making light of a natural disaster.

966
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I never said anything to my kids

967
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 2: about us seeing a volcano because the middle kid, baby

968
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: Box two, for some reason, he had a nightmare or

969
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: something about volcanoes, like a couple months back, and he

970
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: talks about it all the time, about being scared of volcano.

971
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: So I could not mention volcano. And when we told

972
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: the laws, I was like, whatever you guys do, do

973
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: not mention there's an active volcano. And like we were

974
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 2: hiking on volcanoes, like those mountains are volcanoes that could

975
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 2: erupt any time, And I was like, do not mention volcanoes.

976
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: I just tried to look up a volcano dessert filibuster.

977
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: And I mean it was great.

978
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: So then, right, I mean, my vacation is taken too long. No,

979
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: you're fine, I'll do mine next time.

980
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 2: No, No, we're gonna stay here longer.

981
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 1: No we're not. I got shit to do. Okay, there's

982
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: no volcano desserts. Stupid ass Google.

983
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: Then we had to Dublin my homeland where my grandpa's from,

984
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: the Irish Home of the Irish.

985
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: Don't don't, don't mention Chili's guy, don't mention the volcano

986
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 3: lava rock cake?

987
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: Hey, would you guys like the volcano Rocke?

988
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: Oh God, dang it, my son's gonna have nightmares again.

989
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. We hit Ireland.

990
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: Dublin is a fantastic place.

991
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 3: Now the story starts. Let I quit listening to the

992
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 3: last one.

993
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about Doublin. We landed Dublin at

994
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: eight am, because guess what I mean, we travel overnight

995
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: up at two am. It was an exhausting day. But

996
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you what. The energy in Dublin. America needs

997
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 2: adopt new rules because Dublin is just a big ass

998
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 2: party that people are amazing and the Irish fellas.

999
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: They are great. Why did you get hansy? Dude? We

1000
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: started right in the cab, dude, Hey, you ever got

1001
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: a huged by a man before? No.

1002
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 2: We get in the cab from the airport to our

1003
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 2: hotel and our cab driver just starts talking about soccer,

1004
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: about how you oh, I used to play football, football,

1005
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: I played for football and you know when I was

1006
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: sixteen I went over to England to play for Leicester

1007
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 2: City and then he had another.

1008
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: Exactly what language are they speaking there.

1009
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 2: English but with an Irish accent. I mean, fantastic hard

1010
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 2: to understand him. They talk a million miles a minute,

1011
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: so fast, just boom, boom, boom. And he said when

1012
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: he went it was at the time that the Irish

1013
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: were still bombing England and so it was very hard

1014
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: on him as a sixteen year old because anybody would

1015
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 2: find out he was Irish, they would just harass, harass, harassment.

1016
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: So after two years, okay, buddy.

1017
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: He called his dad and he's like, Dad, I got

1018
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 2: to come home. I can't take it. Other people had

1019
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 2: it worse, and his dad was like, no, no, no,

1020
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 2: you have a chance to play in the Premier League.

1021
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 2: You need to stay.

1022
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: I had trouble in the private school as a lot

1023
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: of the kids were more richer than me. Come on, buddy.

1024
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: And so at the age of eighteen he left England

1025
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 2: and gave up his dream of playing in the Premier

1026
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: League because of the harassment. And he's just telling me

1027
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: all sorts of stories about go to this pub, go

1028
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: to that pub, don't go to that pub. That's a

1029
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 2: stupid tourist pub. Blah blah blah. You'll pay eight dollars

1030
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: for a pint of guinness. I mean, guinness is just flowing. Yeah.

1031
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: See, that's not my favorite beer.

1032
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: It's it's it's terrible. But did they have Ultra. I

1033
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: don't know if they had Ultra, but they had cores Light,

1034
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 2: they had some other ones. Yeah, but there's so much

1035
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 2: guinness being bought. Hey, they had the beer that we

1036
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 2: don't mention here in the States, bud.

1037
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 4: Ah.

1038
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: I didn't see any bud light. But dude, it was

1039
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: so busy in the afternoon. The dudes would just sit

1040
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: leave the tap on just pouring guinnesses and they would

1041
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: just have them stacked up on the bar because so

1042
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: many people would come in and order guinness and so

1043
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 2: they could just hand they couldn't keep up. Uh yeah,

1044
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: would you mind cleaning your hands before you stick your

1045
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 2: hands and my beer and give me some, dude, And

1046
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 2: then everybody when when the work day is over, like

1047
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: around four o'clock, all of a sudden, the pubs are

1048
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 2: just pass. It is like a freaking soap. It's just

1049
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: like the movies, dude, and they don't care. You can

1050
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: come out on the street and have your beer and

1051
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: stand like you go in the bar and you order there.

1052
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 2: You know, a pint of guinness and then there's no chairs.

1053
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 2: Just go outside. It doesn't matter you stand on the sidewalk,

1054
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 2: sit on the street. I mean, it's just people flowing

1055
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: out onto the streets, hanging out, talking, chatting. They pull

1056
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: up stools, they.

1057
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: Got chairs, touching. Dude.

1058
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: There's no people saying, oh wait, wait, no alcohol past

1059
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: this point. Oh no, you can't take our glass outside.

1060
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: It was so relaxed and so fun. Everybody in a

1061
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: good mood. The only problem is Ray I was an American.

1062
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: They discriminated is I didn't vape or smoke. Ninety five

1063
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: percent of the people there smoke or vape. I had none.

1064
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: They looked at me like, you don't vape, you don't smoke.

1065
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: No man, What about your wife? Now, she doesn't smoke

1066
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: or vape either. I thought I saw her vapin at

1067
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: that convention.

1068
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: Ah no, she wasn't vaping, dude. Okay, no, no, she

1069
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 2: definitely doesn't vape.

1070
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: So did she have fun as a woman because it

1071
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: does sound like a men mentality to me. It's just

1072
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 3: like belly up to the bars, sonny. And then they

1073
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 3: just throw the beer. I'll be like, Hi, can I

1074
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 3: get a can? I'd prefer to I have.

1075
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: You slap my beer across the bar like a fucking barbarian.

1076
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 2: No, I mean she had a great time.

1077
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: Like when they're handing you, the beers are like dumping

1078
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: beer all over you.

1079
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, they just have them. Like they

1080
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 2: have so many people ordering guinness. They would just line

1081
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 2: up fifteen on the bar at a time because people

1082
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 2: walk up two guinnesses and they just hand him to him,

1083
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: hand them to him, hand them to him.

1084
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: And one guy's we gotta get him the alcohol fast.

1085
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 2: And one guy's job is just to sit there and

1086
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: fill cups full of guinness. Dude, he's just filling up

1087
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: glasses a Guinness. But someday you can serve this product.

1088
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 2: Until then, Sonny, you're the pumper. And I mean the

1089
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 2: bartenders are talking shit to each other.

1090
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: Hey fuck you man. Really he's like, I bang your

1091
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: guy last night. What what'd you say, dude.

1092
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: I mean they're sitting there and like, you fuck. Guy's

1093
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: just trying to get you to move out the way. God,

1094
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1095
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: They're just like, yeah, use your manners.

1096
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 2: Thanks, And then we're talking to one bartender right and

1097
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: he's like, oh.

1098
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: You guys are from America. I couldn't tell.

1099
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: Lads you didn't come for the American football game last weekend.

1100
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, he goes lots of Florida State three

1101
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 2: three to one Florida State fans to that other team.

1102
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: But what a huge, like crazy thing is that the

1103
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: other team won. They weren't supposed to. And I was like, yeah,

1104
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I was like, you guys, don't watch football here.

1105
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: He goes, no, because you got to it's six hours different.

1106
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 2: So if it's noon here, it's six pm in Ireland.

1107
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1108
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 3: So we we dealt with that for the Olympics, but

1109
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: you could still bet it continue.

1110
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 2: They didn't. They don't watch a lot of football, but

1111
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 2: the super Bowl. They do open the pubs at three

1112
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: am to watch the Super Bowl.

1113
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1114
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 3: And because here, if you want to watch Premier League,

1115
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: did you tell him we have to watch it at

1116
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: six am?

1117
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: We have the same problem.

1118
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: And that's what he told me. He goes over there.

1119
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 2: If you live in Ireland, and this is what he

1120
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 2: told me, the bartender, you either like Manchester United or

1121
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 2: you like Liverpool And they were playing on Sunday and

1122
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 2: I would have left. We were like, oh my god.

1123
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 2: We got to get to a pub for this we're

1124
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,439
Speaker 2: we're gonna go watch it. And he told me. I said,

1125
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: so you're you know like I said.

1126
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: He goes like, did you get his number? No?

1127
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 2: So this guy was talking to him. I was like, so,

1128
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 2: you know, is your what are you? Are you a

1129
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 2: man you fan? He goes, yeah, I'm a man you fan.

1130
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 2: I said, oh, so your dad was a man you fan.

1131
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 2: He goes and he's like, actually, he goes. He goes,

1132
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 2: that's actually a funny story. He goes, my dad, he's

1133
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: a leads fan. All the guys his age are Leads fans.

1134
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 2: They have they've been kind of pissed poor for a while,

1135
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,479
Speaker 2: but they used to be really good. And he goes,

1136
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 2: at nine years old, I decided I wanted to be different.

1137
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: I didn't want to want like leads anymore.

1138
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: Well, in our country they do something different than that different.

1139
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 2: And he goes, I went to my dad at nine

1140
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: years old and I said, Dad. He goes, Dad, I

1141
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: don't want to cheer for leads anymore. And he goes,

1142
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 2: what the bloody hell did you say? You don't want

1143
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: to cheer for leads? Who are you gonna cheer for?

1144
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: And he goes, Dad, I'm a cheer for man United.

1145
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me?

1146
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: Son?

1147
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 2: Those are guys are pieces of shit, pieces a ship.

1148
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: And you will never watch that on my Telly ever.

1149
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: You will never watch those bachelards on my Telly. And

1150
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: I will never take you to a game at Manchester

1151
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: United never. And he goes, and my dad would sit

1152
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: there and spit it our own TV. I'm my dad,

1153
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: you're spitting on our own Telly. In America, we break

1154
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: them and he's like, yeah, because they're goddamn bloody assholes.

1155
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: They're bloody assholes. He goes, but don't worry. My uncles

1156
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: took me to man New games. I mean I was

1157
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: just like just like he was like, it goes crazy,

1158
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, okay, so yeah for the

1159
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 2: Titans games, we don't even go. It's crazy in the States.

1160
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: Then he tells me, he goes, yeah, and last year

1161
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 2: he goes that Notre Dame team came Notre Dame and

1162
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: he goes, and we turn on the telly and they

1163
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: got a lepre con running up and down the sideline.

1164
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: It's blasphemy, buddy, And he goes.

1165
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 2: He goes, these guys are pissing us. These guys are

1166
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 2: pissing us. They brought a leprecn with them because they

1167
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: came to Ireland. He goes. We were going, what the

1168
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: bloody hell these guys pissing us? And I'm like, and

1169
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 2: he goes, I'm not pissing you, buddy, He goes, it wasn't.

1170
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 2: Ntil Later, when I was talking to one of the customers,

1171
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: he told me that no, no, no, that's our mascot.

1172
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: We take him.

1173
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 2: Everywhere, and he I go, oh shit, wait, thought you

1174
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 2: were giving pissing us? Wait, thought you guys were pissing

1175
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 2: us because you were in Ireland.

1176
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 1: Well, I gotta go take a piss. Are you pissing us?

1177
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 2: No? In America, it means I gotta drain my lizard,

1178
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 2: pull out my hanker.

1179
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: Are you pissing us, bunny, bloody pissing us? No, I'm

1180
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: just gonna use your pisser.

1181
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 2: And then we went on that Sunday, we went to

1182
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 2: the pub and watched Liverpool. Man, you freaking pat people

1183
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 2: chanting and yelling and screaming. Do next to me at

1184
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: the bar reading the newspaper, betting no reading the newspaper.

1185
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: I thought it was crazy.

1186
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 2: Well it was all types, dude. He was a local,

1187
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 2: old dude, just reading the newspaper, send to the bar,

1188
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 2: having a pint. I mean, it's great. It was a

1189
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: fantastic time. Sounds like all dudes now. There's chicks everywhere, really,

1190
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 2: and I never see so many chicks order wine at

1191
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: a bar. The dudes are in it ordering pints a

1192
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: guinness and the girls were ordering a glass of wine.

1193
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 3: Totally off topic. We have American taste. Did you find

1194
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: the women there attractive?

1195
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 2: I didn't see one hot chicken Iceland. I did not

1196
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 2: see one hot chicken Iceland. I don't know how they date.

1197
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do anything.

1198
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: I ol they find a sheep.

1199
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 2: And in Ireland, not very many hot chicks.

1200
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: No.

1201
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: No, if I saw hot chicken, she was probably a

1202
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: visitor to Ireland. Okay, and that was my that was

1203
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: my vacation.

1204
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: Dude. Did any dudes try to holler at your chick?

1205
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 2: No, everybody was so nice, so friendly.

1206
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: She went to their house and they let her just chill.

1207
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 2: Everybody was so effing friendly.

1208
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: So you're saying we're mean here.

1209
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: No, it was just the atmosphere, the energy in Dublin.

1210
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: I freaking absolutely loved it absolutely loved it.

1211
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for bringing it back, hey, because we

1212
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 3: felt it in that podcast.

1213
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 1: That was for you, Paul. Do you feel that energy,

1214
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: you bitch.

1215
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: We'll take a break and we're going down to mix

1216
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: skill right back.

1217
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: Lunch.

1218
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna tell my story about almost shitting myself,

1219
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 3: but I've got a jump to getting lost in Mexico.

1220
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: I need to hear about you almost shitting yourself.

1221
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 3: Night one, dinner one, where'd you go? Beer ten? We

1222
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: were in Kankun. Baser wanted to go there. She pitched

1223
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 3: it as it was a family place. They went back

1224
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 3: in the day. I was down for that's cool.

1225
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: It's great.

1226
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 3: Beach wasn't as pretty as we preferred, but it was fine.

1227
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 3: Food was good, people were awesome. They spoke the language

1228
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 3: of Spanish, which I also do, very terribly big dumb American.

1229
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 3: Night one, dude had the meal and I.

1230
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 2: Were You're worried about cartel at all?

1231
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 3: Now a resort Bezil doesn't leave the resort. God, except

1232
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 3: for the time we got lost, so I had to

1233
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 3: take a shit.

1234
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: Dude.

1235
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 3: We had a dinner. We had Italian in Mexico doesn't

1236
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 3: make sense. It was fine. It was good, and I

1237
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 3: told Basil, I have to leave you at dinner after

1238
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 3: the bathroom. The guy spoke Spanish, so he thought I

1239
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 3: was leaving my wife at dinner like we broke up.

1240
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 3: He didn't understand that I had was a exploding inside.

1241
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 3: It was night one, so I tell Baser, I have

1242
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 3: to leave you here. Well, dude, I don't know where

1243
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 3: the room is. It's at this resort houses. They throw

1244
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 3: Luke Bryant's ply Deel Carmen.

1245
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: There or crash my deck or whatever they call it.

1246
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: So it's huge. It is a massive resort.

1247
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 3: And I've never been to the room before but once,

1248
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 3: and I had five micelobes on the way there.

1249
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: And guess what I was feeling, the modellos.

1250
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 2: Hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet are you

1251
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 2: still any times? Hitting me as those modellos?

1252
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: So and then I'm trying to find the room. And

1253
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 3: when I tell you, I was doing the duck walk,

1254
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: I was doing the penguin walk, I was doing the

1255
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 3: turtle walk, I was doing the Ostrich walk, the giraffe walk.

1256
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 2: I walked every possible way you could, but the way

1257
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 2: that a man would walk.

1258
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: Dude.

1259
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: At one point I had my hand in my pants,

1260
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 2: plugging my ass I have. I searched for the room

1261
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 2: from ten for ten to fifteen minutes, just completely lost

1262
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 2: in the dark, asking everybody speaks Spanish there, dude, in

1263
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: the maids they're Spanish.

1264
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 3: Is very difficult to understand. They speak no English whatsoever.

1265
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 3: So I'm going, there's our room number? What I can

1266
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 3: give it now because we don't live there. Nineteen sixteen,

1267
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 3: so there were nineteen buildings and each building had hundreds

1268
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 3: of rooms. So I mean, dude, the place was massive,

1269
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 3: and it was ten fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, twenty five minutes.

1270
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 3: Basers text me, hey, where are you? I'd love to

1271
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 3: go to this show tonight, or I'd love to go

1272
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 3: to the lobby bar and get a drink. And I

1273
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 3: still had Wi Fi was banging, so we were able

1274
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 3: to text. Couldn't call those very weird. I could call

1275
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 3: people in America, couldn't call Baser because we were both

1276
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 3: in Mexico.

1277
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes, thirty minutes. Dude.

1278
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: At this point, I was plugging my own asshole so

1279
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 3: I didn't shit myself. And when it got to thirty

1280
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 3: five minutes, and I tell you.

1281
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 2: You couldn't find the lobby. I don't do that. I

1282
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 2: had to go to my room. That's a great question,

1283
00:55:55,880 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: but I'm weird. Wait, he lobby has a bathroom.

1284
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 3: Right, but I wanted to be in the comfort of

1285
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 3: my own place. And also I had butt wives, which

1286
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 3: is what I gotta do.

1287
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 2: You can't. You don't use toilet paper. So you brought

1288
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: your own butt wives with you?

1289
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 1: Yes, past customs?

1290
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on? What kind of butt wives do

1291
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 2: you use? There's all kinds.

1292
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: There's dudes.

1293
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 3: They promote that on Pat McFee dot So thirty five

1294
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 3: minutes at forty minutes, guys, I am doing the alligator

1295
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 3: duck build Platypus walk and I'm plugging my own asshole.

1296
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 3: When it got to forty eight minutes, I have twenty

1297
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 3: text from Baser where are you, hey, Lobby? I didn't

1298
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 3: even have the ability to text her back.

1299
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: I was in that much pain.

1300
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 3: No idea what it was. It was just my stomach

1301
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 3: was weird. I didn't eat right, had maybe some Mexican water,

1302
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 3: some Modello's, obviously we were feeling the Modelos.

1303
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: That was probably number ten. Honestly hitting you that you're

1304
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: an NBA champion yet are you so many.

1305
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 2: Times hitting me as those modellos.

1306
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,479
Speaker 3: So I get to about fifty minutes and you haven't

1307
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 3: found the room, and dude, I met finally at nineteen,

1308
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 3: but these numbers are all left up. Nineteen twenty is

1309
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 3: the second floor, nineteen which makes sense. Nineteen sixteen is

1310
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 3: actually the top floor. It would actually make sense. In

1311
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 3: nineteen sixteen was.

1312
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 2: A bottom floor. That's weird, That's what I'm saying, Dude.

1313
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 2: Over there in Iceland and Ireland they have like you're

1314
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 2: not going to the lobby, you go to floor zero,

1315
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: like they have zero level floor. They have negative one,

1316
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 2: negative two on their elevator. It's wild interesting. If it

1317
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 2: goes down below the ground, it's a negative one.

1318
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that takes a little getting used to it, but

1319
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: it's tough.

1320
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 3: Night one, darkness, Modella tree, Modela is hitting pretty hard.

1321
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 3: Baser texting me fifty minutes were at and I'm finally

1322
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 3: at nineteen. I'm going up and down floors and I

1323
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 3: this isn't just me being funny or me saying that

1324
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 3: something that wasn't actually true.

1325
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: I got back to the first floor at fifteen minutes.

1326
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 3: Dude, I had been walking around this resort for fifteen

1327
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 3: minutes have to take a shit, and I considered that

1328
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 3: I was back on ground level just shit in a bush.

1329
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: Dude. It was that it was that bad.

1330
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: And at that moment it was fight or flight, and

1331
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: I go, okay, I mean, am I just gonna pull

1332
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 2: on my pants and just.

1333
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: Shit in this bush? And then I thought.

1334
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 3: Nineteen sixteen, and Baser said we were penthouse pool side.

1335
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 3: I'm poolside and I said, fuck the number.

1336
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck that nineteen building sixteen should

1337
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: be on the bottom.

1338
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.

1339
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 2: Baser said, nineteen sixteen. It's got to be at the top.

1340
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: It's got to be at the top.

1341
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 3: And so I don't know what it was, dude, it

1342
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 3: was just something in the universe wanted me to not

1343
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 3: have to shit in a bush. And I wanted to

1344
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 3: cook Cannaberan Costa Rica wherever we were, dude, and I

1345
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 3: just started booking upstairs.

1346
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm running. I'm running right now like a penguin, duck

1347
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: billed platypus sheep goat Okay, just running, bro, There are

1348
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: there are, there are guests, beautiful women with their husbands,

1349
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: and I'm running with my hand up my asshole, fucking

1350
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: doing the duck walk. Dude.

1351
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 3: There's kids, there's families, and I am just sprinting, doing

1352
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 3: everything I can to hold my poop in. And I

1353
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: get to the top and it was in front of me.

1354
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: Nineteen sixteen. It was penthouse, it was pool side. Never

1355
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 3: go to your room when you're ten deep, because you

1356
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 3: had the specifics failed me at my most important time

1357
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 3: of having to take a crap.

1358
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 2: I got into the room. I've never my wristband. I

1359
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 2: just started punching the door with it because it had

1360
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 2: to activate it, punching it, punching the shit out of it.

1361
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: It opened.

1362
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 2: I ran in, grabbed my butt wipes, and when I

1363
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 2: your volcano paled in comparison to what happened over the

1364
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 2: next ten minutes.

1365
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, and after about five minutes, I had.

1366
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 3: A calm and a relief that I've never felt.

1367
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: I would almost cook. Compare it to pregnancy.

1368
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 3: I had given birth, and I finally felt better in

1369
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: my stomach. After one hour of ducking around a massive

1370
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 3: Costa Rican resort that was in kN Kun and I

1371
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 3: texted Baser.

1372
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: It said where are you? I'm about to come back.

1373
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: What is happening?

1374
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: What are you doing, I said, I finally went, I went,

1375
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 3: get me an espresso Martini. I'm coming I'm coming home,

1376
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 3: damn it, I'm coming home, just like Bradley Cooper said

1377
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 3: in that movie where it was Deadly Sniper.

1378
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: He said, called his wife and he said, I'm coming home.

1379
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm coming home.

1380
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: And we went back up and dude, we had great

1381
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 2: drinks the entire night, and it was it was just

1382
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 2: an amazing first night after that. Was it all inclusive? Yeah,

1383
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: so you don't have to pay for that expresso martini.

1384
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't.

1385
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 3: I don't have the time or the energy right now

1386
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: to tell Getting Lost in Mexico.

1387
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: That needs to be on a different episode.

1388
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 2: It'll be on Monday.

1389
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the energy I had to tell me.

1390
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 2: Having to go to the bathroom was it brought all

1391
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: those memories back and it was too much for me.

1392
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: That was too much for me, because you laughed. But

1393
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: you and me had parallels in.

1394
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 3: Two different continents, two different countries, two different time zones,

1395
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 3: at the exact same moment. Our insides were exploding and

1396
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 3: they were coming out of us. And not to get

1397
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 3: too graphic, but we've painted the town brown, dude, and

1398
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 3: it very well could have been on the same day

1399
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 3: that you and me were in the most paid off.

1400
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: It was so bad.

1401
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean walking around that airport, I was getting so

1402
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 2: pissed off, Like how do they not have a bathroom

1403
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: that doesn't have poop overflowing the toilet? Like how explain

1404
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 2: to me how you are a major airport. It's international

1405
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 2: flights coming in and maybe that's the problem. Maybe people

1406
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 2: on the international flights hold it in and then they

1407
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: just unload on those toilets and the toilets can't handle it.

1408
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude.

1409
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 3: I got asked the plumber they would know we pipe

1410
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,919
Speaker 3: over there or what. And also it's one of those

1411
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 3: things you can't flush. The other stuff, you know, are

1412
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 3: people's flushing.

1413
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 2: I did meet one girl in Iceland. Her name was Love.

1414
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 2: That wasn't her real name. That's the name she went

1415
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 2: by because her Icelandic name. Don't ask me, but her boyfriend.

1416
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: No, I'm not married.

1417
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 2: Her boyfriend was a plumber. I should have asked her, Hey,

1418
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: can you text your boyfriend and ask them about the

1419
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 2: pipes at the airport. What's the problem.

1420
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 3: There's got to be something people call themselves now besides

1421
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 3: a plumber. I mean we changed flight attendant, we changed

1422
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 3: teacher to education assistant or something like that, like can

1423
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 3: plumber like can we not say a pipe mechanic or

1424
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:34,959
Speaker 3: something like that.

1425
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well, look, Texas Michigan. That's the big game

1426
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 2: this weekend, Iowa, Iowa State. That's a huge game, rivalry game.

1427
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 2: I think I think Texas is gonna blow the doors

1428
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: off of Michigan. Okay, cool, you forgot the biggest game

1429
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 2: of the weekend.

1430
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 1: What we don't know? You really don't know.

1431
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: Theiggest game of the weekend. Iowa, Iowa stayed is huge.

1432
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 2: Michigan Texas at the big House. That's amazing, even bigger.

1433
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 3: You have five seconds, just like you counted down the guyser,

1434
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna count you down.

1435
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 4: Ten nine, eight, seven, six five. Oh ugsa Texas State.

1436
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: Let's go. It is our college's place. Off.

1437
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 2: Who has the biggest nuts on I five? We are

1438
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: about to take that I thirty five and stick our

1439
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 2: nuts in your foes. At the last second, you come

1440
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 2: with the biggest game of the weekend. That's broadcast probably

1441
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 2: on the nowhere. Yeah it's the ESPN five net network.

1442
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 2: Oh but I don't have ESPN, So I won't be

1443
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 2: able to watch my UTSA Roadrunners take down the Texas

1444
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 2: State Bobcats. And I didn't find out that my old

1445
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 2: high school Anderson High School are quarterback. Don't know his name,

1446
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 2: he has committed to play football at UTSA next year.

1447
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's full circle. Yeah, dude, that's all I got. Man.

1448
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 2: I gotta say happy birthday to you.

1449
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: Ray.

1450
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 2: I hope you have a great birthday weekend. Don't know

1451
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 2: what you're doing if you're having something. We didn't get invited,

1452
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: so no offense.

1453
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: I get it. It was kan kun that was my birthday.

1454
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well that's awesome. Well, happy birthday.

1455
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: But also it's a very weird. Wa wait a.

1456
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 2: Minute, you tell me we are battling on Saturday and Sunday.

1457
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: The Titans play the Bears. Let's go what's Monday?

1458
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 2: Dude? My kids are so hyped about the Titans Bears

1459
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 2: game because they have been walking around the house ying

1460
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: Boom Bears, Boo Bears up, Titans up Titans.

1461
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: What's a Monday team that were fans of NBA? I'm

1462
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: Memphis and you're.

1463
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 2: This Major League Baseball. I don't know, dang ud I

1464
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 2: lost my tranny of thought, I mean, I can't wait.

1465
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 2: I can't birthday Baser keeps saying, oh kne kun was it?

1466
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 2: And I go, hey, you didn't invite anybody over, and

1467
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 2: she goes, well, I mean we went to that island

1468
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 2: and that was your birthday. Pret oh yeah, but it's

1469
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 2: like retroactively, she said, yeah, it's like a family vacation. Man,

1470
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that really counts as birthdays.

1471
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: That's smart though, dude.

1472
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 2: Hey that's a good move by her. But yeah, I

1473
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: mean enjoy a Texas is gonna roll reg and a

1474
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 2: rec shop. Bro.

1475
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 3: I do the same thing her birthdays on Thanksgiving, so

1476
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 3: I so it's you know, you give her a couple

1477
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 3: and it's always Hey, I'm gonna get your stuff on

1478
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 3: Black Friday.

1479
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: Smart gives you an extra day.

1480
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 2: That's smart. That's gena.

1481
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: Best prices.

1482
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get the best price I can get.

1483
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 2: Why would I buy it now when it's gonna be

1484
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars cheaper on Friday? And I'm gonna say this,

1485
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell I'm gonna give you some locks. All right,

1486
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you some lock.

1487
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: Well, let me hear at the bed.

1488
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 2: Look I don't understand some of these lines. It's opening weekend.

1489
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 2: We have no idea what these teams look like. But

1490
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 2: I don't know how everybody. You know, what everybody loves

1491
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 2: is the flash of the Dolphins. Everybody loves the swiming Dolphins.

1492
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 2: You know, Flip and speedy, Tyreek Hill and Tua Tagova

1493
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 2: Looa and oh Devin A Chain and Jalen what a guys.

1494
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: No one's talking about the Jaguars. The Jaguars last year,

1495
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 2: they didn't live up to expectations. They have redemption on

1496
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: their mind. They are gonna start the season out. They're

1497
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 2: going to Miami. They are getting three and a half points. Dude,

1498
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 2: that is way too many points to give the Jags

1499
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:44,520
Speaker 2: on opening weekend. Give me the Jacksonville Jaguars plus three

1500
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 2: and a half and you can take it to the bank.

1501
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 3: I got you one. I got a college game. A

1502
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 3: lot of people are gonna talk about the Marquis big games.

1503
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,959
Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk specifically and primarily about a team called

1504
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 3: Old Miss. They had a huge week one, they covered,

1505
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 3: they put up sixty points.

1506
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: What happened to my bad? Arnold Miss hit it.

1507
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying is they're playing Middle Tennessee State.

1508
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 3: It's Baser's alma mater. There's a place there called Jacks.

1509
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 3: You go and get absolutely slaughtered. And I have inside information.

1510
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 3: I have friends telling me from there that MTSU is

1511
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 3: the real deal. Their quarterback is real good. His name's

1512
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 3: Nicholas Vita Taddio. He went twenty to thirty five with

1513
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 3: a tug. His QBR rating thirty eighth.

1514
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: That's not a good one.

1515
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 3: But uh my point is this, they'll cover you get

1516
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 3: forty two MTSU plus forty two against Ole Miss and Jackson,

1517
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 3: Darton Keffen and.

1518
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: Lock it up. Damn It felt good to say that, man.

1519
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: And you know what else feels good? Bryce Young, God,

1520
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 2: Bryce Young. Last year he looked like a freaking middle

1521
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 2: school quarterback. He got a new coach. He got a

1522
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 2: new coach who's you know, just been working with him,

1523
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 2: working with him, tuning everything up. Hey, we're gonna build

1524
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 2: you up, boosting that confidence. And they're going down to

1525
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 2: New Orleans and let me Carolina was kind of feisty

1526
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 2: some games last year. And you know who sucked last

1527
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 2: year was New Orleans. They were supposed to be so good.

1528
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 2: They were not very good. And I think that trend continues.

1529
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 2: Carolina is going to New Orleans and they're getting three

1530
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 2: and a half points in a division game. Give me

1531
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 2: the Carolina, God awful Panthers. Give me Carolina plus three

1532
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,680
Speaker 2: and a half. Take it to the bank. Then we're

1533
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 2: gonna give you one last one for the road.

1534
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: Are we to keep the bed going?

1535
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 2: One last one for the road?

1536
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 1: Jamal vacation, fuck off.

1537
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 2: Jamar Chase has been chilling. I don't even know if

1538
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 2: he's playing, but he went back to practice the other

1539
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 2: day check D so I'm hoping he's gonna play. But

1540
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. Hey, I'm gonna go with a guy

1541
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 2: named Nick Chubb. He's out for a month.

1542
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: Uh.

1543
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 2: They are playing. They are playing the hapless New England Patriots.

1544
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 2: Tom Brady's not walking through that door. It's Jacoby Brissette

1545
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 2: and a bunch of I don't know who else is

1546
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 2: playing on that team. Couldn't Ramandre Stevenson, Remandra. I don't

1547
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 2: know who they have a wide receiver. They don't have

1548
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 2: Juju anymore. They don't have Julian Edelman. They don't have

1549
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 2: Dion Branch, they don't have Randy Moss. I don't know

1550
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 2: who they have they traded away judea On.

1551
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: He got some Henry guy at tight end.

1552
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,759
Speaker 2: Is he still on their team? Yeah, well it doesn't

1553
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 2: matter because the Bengals are gonna start it out. Joe Burrow,

1554
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 2: that wrist, that risk is looking good for at least

1555
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 2: one week. You got to take the Bengals minus eight

1556
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 2: and a half, take it to the bank and we out.

1557
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 1: Thank god. Dude, Hey in Texas, you can take that

1558
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: to the bank.

1559
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 2: They're rolling. They're rolling Michigan. All right, have a good weekend.

1560
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 2: Football is back in Michigan. I thought their quarterback was

1561
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 2: that guy pussy What was his name, Puka or something? No, no, no,

1562
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 2: he got beat by a walk on.

1563
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, he's like the backup.

1564
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 2: He had like the walk on as the quarterback. I

1565
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 2: don't think that's That doesn't bode well for Michigan.

1566
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 3: Watch out for Donovan Edwards. He's got speed. Who's that

1567
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 3: running back? I think that's the name.

1568
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, everybody, have a good weekend, Arnold,

1569
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 2: have fun, enjoy yourself. We'll get it. We'll get to

1570
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 2: it next week. Man, all right, we out it's gonna

1571
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 2: be Niners and the Niners gonna win the Super Bowl.

1572
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 2: Who are they gonna play is the question. I want

1573
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 2: to say Texans. Even though I think the Texans are

1574
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,639
Speaker 2: gonna regress the harder schedule, I still think they're really good.

1575
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 2: So let's take a flyer now. I'm not gonna take that.

1576
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 2: Niners versus Chiefs, Niners, Texans, Niners win the Super Bowl.

1577
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 1: I say Lions and Chiefs.

1578
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah,