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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And this one we actually recorded

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Speaker 1: back before Christmas, where a guy was having a holiday

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Speaker 1: party and he booked a Christmas light installation company to

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Speaker 1: come out and brighten up the outside of his house. Right. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: According to his wife, he was really stressed out about it.

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Speaker 1: He was worried that they wouldn't get it done in

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Speaker 1: time for the party. Okay, yeah, that's where our own

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Speaker 1: Jose Bolanos comes in Love Christmas. Yeah, that's gonna call

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Speaker 1: the guy while he's at work and let him know

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Speaker 1: there's been some problems with the installation. Oh no, but

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Speaker 1: Jose's ideas to fix it are even worse and make

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Speaker 1: her at the same time. You go, it's your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap right now. Hello, Hey is this Matt.

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Speaker 1: This is my name's Jimmy. I'm one of the workers

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Speaker 1: for Christmas Light Installation service. Oh yeah, Hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm at your place right now? Are you at home?

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Speaker 1: By chance? Are you inside? No? No, I'm at work.

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Speaker 1: Dang it, that would have been way easier. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Um? How do I say this? Well,

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Speaker 1: we were hanging up your lights, and by we I

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Speaker 1: mean me because everyone called in sick today of course, right,

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Speaker 1: okay one of those days. Um, Hold on, are any

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Speaker 1: of your neighbors around by chance? Because then this doesn't

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Speaker 1: even have to like happen this convou once you just

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Speaker 1: let me know what's going on. Just okay, give me

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Speaker 1: to give it to me straight, you know, all right?

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Speaker 1: I okay, I kind of got my drones stuck on

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Speaker 1: your roof. What a drone? You know what a drone is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now? Why would your drone be

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Speaker 1: stuck on my roof? Well it's more than one, first off,

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Speaker 1: But I just figured it'd be a lot easier to

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Speaker 1: hang up your lights if I attached them to some

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Speaker 1: drones and just flew them up there. Okay, just let

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Speaker 1: me know what we need to do to fix this,

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Speaker 1: because this holiday party is tonight, so the decorations yet

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Speaker 1: they have to go up tonight. Okay, Well, looking back

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Speaker 1: on it, I was probably a bad idea, but that's

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Speaker 1: on me. But hey, dude, drones can do some cool stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just please please stop stop Okay, stop talking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like we just need to figure out a solution. We've

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Speaker 1: got a few hours, so just I do have it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I did have a solution to correct myself. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what do we need to do? Well, I had two

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Speaker 1: drones going at the same time, right, well, then they

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Speaker 1: got tangled up in the lights and they crashed. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, happening. And so no, I have some rescue

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Speaker 1: drones that I launched, and they were going to get

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Speaker 1: the crash drones. But then the rescue drones bumped into

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Speaker 1: each You don't understand, and you don't understand. This can't happen.

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Speaker 1: I have like cards get out for this that have

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Speaker 1: like the Christmas light. This is like the whole point

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Speaker 1: of the party. So this is like I feel bad.

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Speaker 1: I feel bad, And once the lights are up, you

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Speaker 1: are gonna be so impressed. I just ran out of

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Speaker 1: drones to go get the other drones. I'm like dry

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Speaker 1: on drones. Well, I think exactly. Just tell me this,

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Speaker 1: how many drones are on the roof right now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like seven maybe eight. Well, I kept launching

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Speaker 1: missions back to back and then actually, dude, oh one

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Speaker 1: of them hit your chimney and I think it went down.

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Speaker 1: There was like a gust to win, So do not

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Speaker 1: start your fire. That will damage the drone and nobody

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Speaker 1: wants that. I've got to try to call somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta put out this. Look, you don't

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Speaker 1: need to call anybody. We are professionals here. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think you know what a professional means. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is the most amateur show I've ever experienced. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: ruin my whole part. Oh my god, I really, I

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Speaker 1: just got an idea. You're gonna love this, dude. It's

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Speaker 1: better be good. What if we have all the drones

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Speaker 1: light up at once and it's like its own show

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Speaker 1: and they're already all on your roof. You have one

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Speaker 1: in your house right now. The party's gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: Your fireplace as a drone with lights on it. You

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Speaker 1: need to stop talking. I don't want to hear about

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Speaker 1: the rones anymore. Okay, need to get a ladder, you

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Speaker 1: need to go up there. You need to get the

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Speaker 1: drones off. You need to figure this the out, dude, seriously,

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Speaker 1: like this is crazy? Okay, Matt, Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: thought about this before I called you, and I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. You can't do what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I can't climb the ladder because I'm scared of heights. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how in the world do you work for a Christmas

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Speaker 1: installation place? Well, you're scared of light? This is not happening.

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Speaker 1: Usually I just drive the truck and then I kind

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Speaker 1: of passed the lights up to the other workers. I've

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Speaker 1: never done the roof work. Oh my god. Look, can't

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Speaker 1: leave work, right I can't. I would go up on

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Speaker 1: the ladder. I no, look, no, look, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to leave. You don't have to do anything. Just do this.

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Speaker 1: Give me your credit card number. Why can FedEx a

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Speaker 1: bigger rescue drone to tow all of the other drones

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Speaker 1: off your roof. There's a huge one I found on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what to do right now. I

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Speaker 1: can't leave. There's a moron on my roof with fifty drowns.

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Speaker 1: This is you seem stressed out? Okay, that's a thing understatement.

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Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I'm good at reading people. See, I'm

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Speaker 1: a people person. Matt. Okay, please please, I'm gonna make

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Speaker 1: you feel better. Okay, are you ready to feel good?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna feel great, Matt. Is gonna be the best

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Speaker 1: feeling I've had in a long time. Matt. This had

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Speaker 1: better not be another one of your stupid ideas. If

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Speaker 1: you say the word drone, I swear to God, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come freak out on you. See Janelle said you

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Speaker 1: were going to freak out, and I knew it. She

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Speaker 1: would not Janelle, your wife, would never lie to me. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's the one who set this up. This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call, man, Oh my god. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually a jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on believe it.

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Speaker 1: She said, you were like so stress about the holiday

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Speaker 1: party and the lights being up on everything and hiring

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Speaker 1: a company, so she just wanted us a mess with you, bro,

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Speaker 1: and I really wanted to. Everything is going fine, they're

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Speaker 1: installing the lights as of now. But if you have

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Speaker 1: any problems, Matt, you know who to call anyone but me.

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Speaker 1: The week of every morning was foom tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy On Ruin ninety two point five