Speaker 1: Second d.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you talk about a beautiful woman on a first
Speaker 2: date and how she's burning with desire.
Speaker 3: Who says that?
Speaker 4: Say that?
Speaker 1: But what if she's burning literally because she ate her
Speaker 1: food too quickly when it was hot and it seared
Speaker 1: her mouth.
Speaker 5: It's better than a candle on the table that she
Speaker 5: leaned over and her hair went up and playing so spicy.
Speaker 2: So I guess that's what happened to one of our listeners, Julie,
Speaker 2: who sustained a little oral injury on her first day. Julie,
Speaker 2: two questions, One are you out of the hospital yet?
Speaker 1: And two? Did you meet any hot.
Speaker 2: Doctors you could throw Alexis's way?
Speaker 4: I mean I didn't actually go to the doctor. I
Speaker 4: was just kidding. I thought it wasn't great.
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't you start at the beginning. Tell us
Speaker 2: about the guy that you met? What's his name?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I met this really nice guy named Dennis.
Speaker 4: We met on Bunble. We talked i'd say probably three
Speaker 4: four weeks.
Speaker 3: That's a long time to talk to before you met
Speaker 3: in person.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know you're seeing cautious and taking our time,
Speaker 4: and we really were enjoying just the conversation, but we
Speaker 4: both work full time and it was just kind of
Speaker 4: hard to find a time that works for both of us.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: It seem to be on the same page as on
Speaker 4: so many things, and like we just we have so
Speaker 4: much in common.
Speaker 6: Oh good.
Speaker 5: I mean, like, if you're talking that much before you
Speaker 5: meet someone in person, there's probably a lot of pressure
Speaker 5: on the first time you actually see each other, right,
Speaker 5: because it all comes down to that you've already invested
Speaker 5: so much time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so pressure's on. What'd you guys end up doing
Speaker 1: for your date.
Speaker 4: We had a really nice time going to a build
Speaker 4: your own pizza place.
Speaker 3: Build your own pizza.
Speaker 1: Those places and that's it just.
Speaker 7: On a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done it before.
Speaker 6: Veggies.
Speaker 5: Wait, No, like build your own pizza like the subway
Speaker 5: style where you tell them to put everything on.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a place where you literally like you need
Speaker 4: the dough, there's a topping bar, you kick out what
Speaker 4: you put on the pizza, and.
Speaker 1: You put the stuff on top of it. You may
Speaker 1: cook it for you.
Speaker 5: But what did you think when you saw him for
Speaker 5: the first time, Like, did he match up to his pictures?
Speaker 3: Was there chemistry there?
Speaker 1: Was pizza in the room, nothing else except the pizza.
Speaker 4: So he looked great. He wasn't as into the pizza
Speaker 4: as I was, like, not in a bad way, but
Speaker 4: just kind of like, oh, you could tell it was
Speaker 4: my anything.
Speaker 3: God, I mean we can tell that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it, okay.
Speaker 4: And so the pizza came out and he was very
Speaker 4: nice and he said, you know, you worked so hard
Speaker 4: on it. You take the first bite.
Speaker 5: Why, it's like so polite, So you're the one that
Speaker 5: has to burn the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 3: That's always the first bite, right.
Speaker 4: That is exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just spicy burning.
Speaker 4: So I took a fight and it was so hot.
Speaker 4: It was so hot that I had to spit it out,
Speaker 4: like like a child who was eating something that they
Speaker 4: didn't like the taste of.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's actually blistering. And the cheese is
Speaker 3: like stuck on the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1: How did Dennis react when that was happening?
Speaker 4: Was? I mean, he was so sweet. He was trying
Speaker 4: so hard to help you. At one point reached across
Speaker 4: the table and tried to like put water in my mouth. Oh,
Speaker 4: it was just making a mess, and the piece was
Speaker 4: ruined and it was fine, but we kind of just
Speaker 4: decided to call it for dinner and just go for
Speaker 4: a walk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And you're like distracted because like literally blisters are forming
Speaker 5: on the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Also, you're talking like this the whole time because.
Speaker 3: You don't want to like, could I have a couple
Speaker 3: of ice?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have the excess skin. I know, let's not
Speaker 1: talk about was the walk, okay, Let's focus on the walk.
Speaker 1: How the walk go?
Speaker 4: So the walk seemed fine. He's walked me to his car,
Speaker 4: and of course he has a first aid kit and
Speaker 4: he gets out, he gets out some gaws.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do with gaws? It's all
Speaker 3: the inside of your mouth.
Speaker 4: He insisted that I put it on the roof of
Speaker 4: my mouth.
Speaker 2: If I'm guessing that he's not a doctor, he's trying,
Speaker 2: he's trying to help.
Speaker 4: He's trying to help. I've been the one who's made
Speaker 4: a fool of myself at this point, so I just
Speaker 4: kind of go with it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, spray some blighty cane in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I was going, did he put like ointment in there?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What did he do?
Speaker 4: No, it was just like a neosporin kind of.
Speaker 2: So it kind of sounds it kind of sounds like
Speaker 2: the burn was the focal point of the whole night.
Speaker 1: It kind of ruined your momentum of anything. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys were focused on that too much, you think.
Speaker 4: I mean, I would have loved to have not focused
Speaker 4: on it. But it didn't seem to be the problem
Speaker 4: because we walked up to like a playground essentially. We
Speaker 4: were just kind of stood and chatting, and of course,
Speaker 4: like me, chatting was a little difficult, but like he said,
Speaker 4: he wanted to kiss me, and he was so sweet,
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know, my mouth is damn.
Speaker 1: There's literal gauzet it. How you kiss me? Let me
Speaker 1: change out diss him.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he kept getting closer to my face and he
Speaker 4: was so sweet, and so I just kind of like
Speaker 4: turned over my shoulder and spit out the goss.
Speaker 3: He was still into it, guys.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: He was into it. And we had this amazing kiss
Speaker 4: and it's like it didn't kickle I have a weird
Speaker 4: feeling about it.
Speaker 3: Come on, he was into you though. That's what's the
Speaker 3: important thing is that it was.
Speaker 2: Still nice.
Speaker 1: That that's actually really good.
Speaker 3: Are you telling me he hasn't called to or anything that.
Speaker 4: So here's where I'm so confused, because we were texting
Speaker 4: for like four days after and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: he just drops off the face of the air, and
Speaker 4: you know, his bumble is gone, like the profile is gone.
Speaker 1: That's so weird.
Speaker 3: What was the last thing you guys talked about?
Speaker 4: I mean, the last thing we talked about was trying
Speaker 4: to set up a second date.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, oh, maybe there's another woman that he's stuff goes.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, he's married, he's in a relationship, he's cheating.
Speaker 1: She got like a third degree burn, so she's way
Speaker 1: more attractive.
Speaker 2: As hot as I can get. Well, we'll see what happened.
Speaker 2: Let's play a song. We'll come back, We'll call Dennis
Speaker 2: for you. We'll try and get you a second date.
Speaker 1: Update Okay, okay, thank you all, hold on.
Speaker 4: Updates.
Speaker 2: I could just see Julie years from now, telling the
Speaker 2: story to her grandchildren about how she met Grandpa and
Speaker 2: she says, then he looked deep.
Speaker 7: Into my eyes, stroked my cheek and said I want
Speaker 7: to kiss you. And I replied, oh, no, and that's
Speaker 7: how love lasts forever.
Speaker 2: Because at the time, Julie's mouth was stuffed with gauze
Speaker 2: after she burned it on a build it yourself.
Speaker 3: Pizza, which makes the kiss sound so dry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in her defense, I think we've all ended
Speaker 2: up with weird stuff in our mouths at the end
Speaker 2: of a first date. So even though the night ended
Speaker 2: on a sweet note, Dennis has suddenly stopped responding and
Speaker 2: even took down his dating profile.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a successful they unless you don't
Speaker 1: have something weird in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good point, but not great signs at
Speaker 2: the end there, Julie, how you feeling?
Speaker 4: I mean, I just want to know what the heck
Speaker 4: is going on.
Speaker 3: I'd be mad.
Speaker 5: I'd be mad if I were you, just because you
Speaker 5: spent so much time talking to this guy.
Speaker 3: And it's his fault. He didn't even take the first bite,
Speaker 3: and he was being so sweet meeting you like down
Speaker 3: this road where it really felt like you were starting something.
Speaker 3: I'm pissed.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I would recommend not being mad at him
Speaker 2: when we get him on the phone, because that's probably
Speaker 2: not going to go well if you're just mad at
Speaker 2: a guy if you actually want to see him again.
Speaker 1: But that's Brook strategy.
Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want to do anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna dill his number.
Speaker 1: Now, we'll see what he has to say.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I really hope this works out. I just
Speaker 4: feel like they don't make him like this anymore.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know you're right.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of guys anymore who just carry
Speaker 2: gauze on themselves these days.
Speaker 1: But we'll see what he has to say. Here we
Speaker 1: go an ambulance.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: Hello, he is this Dennis speaking.
Speaker 2: Hey Dennis, My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, or some people call
Speaker 2: it Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning on.
Speaker 1: Mornings from six to ten. Start your commute right with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey Jeffrey. Have you heard of
Speaker 1: us before?
Speaker 6: Maybe not not really.
Speaker 5: If it was that that ring a bell for people,
Speaker 5: we have to I mean everything that we've been doing
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. He hasn't heard of us. So
Speaker 1: the marketing whatever we're doing right now is not working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're calling.
Speaker 2: Because we're doing a segment called a second date update
Speaker 2: and one of our listeners trying to get a hold
Speaker 2: of you after you guys went out together.
Speaker 1: Her name is Julie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Julie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say that so casually.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 6: Julie's great. I really liked Julie good.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I guess we're a little bit confused because
Speaker 2: according to Julie, you guys haven't really been communicating lately,
Speaker 2: and you also removed your dating profile.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, to be honest, I have been on
Speaker 6: social media. I had to delete my profiles.
Speaker 1: And everything and all your profile.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well okay, so first, let me just say this,
Speaker 6: like we had a great time. I think Julie's great.
Speaker 6: There was nothing wrong or any problems to that. I
Speaker 6: guess it's kind of just in opportune timing.
Speaker 3: Why because you're like married or something.
Speaker 6: No, that would be really creepy.
Speaker 1: Went to the worst case scenario.
Speaker 3: It just seems so weird.
Speaker 5: Like she told us that you guys have been talking
Speaker 5: for three or four weeks, you finally meet up, you
Speaker 5: have this amazing date. According to her, I mean maybe
Speaker 5: you felt differently, but it sounded great. And then you
Speaker 5: talk for a minute and then you just dropped off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I can understand that, and there's fact
Speaker 6: to that, there's truth to that. It's I've just I
Speaker 6: don't know. I'm gonna I'm in a spot right here,
Speaker 6: so let me explain what's going on and we can
Speaker 6: go from there.
Speaker 1: Sure, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: So, unbeknownst to me, a friend of mine he kind
Speaker 6: of signed me up for this popular Netflix dating show.
Speaker 5: You probably can't talk about it because whenever you do those,
Speaker 5: you have to do like an NDA so that you
Speaker 5: don't spill the secrets before you do it.
Speaker 2: So death.
Speaker 3: Is Wait, have you been selected? Have you gone through
Speaker 3: the casting process?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's kind of what I'm getting to. So
Speaker 6: apparently they've had a lot of people that are signing
Speaker 6: up for this and they're looking to pick twelve and
Speaker 6: right now I'm in the top twenty. Oh wow, according
Speaker 6: to them. And I've talked to the producers and everything,
Speaker 6: and I've even submitted my deposit for it.
Speaker 3: And wait, deposit, I thought you they paid you to
Speaker 3: do these things.
Speaker 6: So I guess how it works is you get your
Speaker 6: deposit back in the end, because you know, they need
Speaker 6: photo and video of you and everything, so you pay
Speaker 6: people to come out and do interviews?
Speaker 3: Do you pay them?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Are you this is like a public show or some
Speaker 1: random person ask you to do this?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean my friends applied, you know, they they
Speaker 6: I don't know. I've never done this before. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think everybody in this room right here, like, we're
Speaker 3: a little concerned. You're gettings sc yeah.
Speaker 1: Because when you work with sag and stuff, they don't work.
Speaker 1: Like like, do you know where your friend found this show?
Speaker 1: Like where he came across this opportunity?
Speaker 6: I mean, she said, Craigslift.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, yeah, I don't know. Is Netflix advertising
Speaker 1: on craiglist?
Speaker 3: Dennis?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 3: How much money have you given these people?
Speaker 6: I mean the initial to podular fifteen hundred, fifteen.
Speaker 1: Hundred dollars for pictures. You better be flying in Tahiti
Speaker 1: for those pictures.
Speaker 3: Wait have you taken pictures?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Not yet?
Speaker 1: Before the pictures?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, I was jealous and that's not
Speaker 3: how it works, my friend.
Speaker 6: Believe me, this is real. I mean I've talked to
Speaker 6: producers over zoom. I saw them. They gave me the
Speaker 6: rundown of you know, how this whole thing works and
Speaker 6: so I'm kind of dealing with this right now, and
Speaker 6: it's kind of a lot and we have NDAs you're
Speaker 6: not supposed to say anything or you know, even in
Speaker 6: terms of being online for dating websites and stuff. You know,
Speaker 6: we had to get off of the which is why
Speaker 6: I deleted all my profiles and everything. And Julie and
Speaker 6: I had a wonderful time.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: I've been wanting to reach out to her. I just
Speaker 6: don't know if that's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, the good news is you don't have to think
Speaker 2: about how to do it anymore, because, Dennis, I got
Speaker 2: to tell you, Julie's been on the other line listening
Speaker 2: this entire time.
Speaker 6: I didn't I didn't know Julia was on the phone, yeah, Julie.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Dennis.
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm sorry about not reaching out to you. I've
Speaker 6: just I've been kind of confused as to what to do.
Speaker 6: And the reason why I did it is I feel
Speaker 6: like this could be a huge opportunity for me in
Speaker 6: my career.
Speaker 4: Dennis, I'm gonna be honest with you, but like you
Speaker 4: didn't handle any aspect of this well, it kind of
Speaker 4: sounds like you're being an idiot about it.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's it's not really nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Dennis, which part of it seems skeptical to you, Julie?
Speaker 3: Which part doesn't?
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe the part where he gave fifteen hundred
Speaker 4: dollars to a random person on Cranklin.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that's not a normal thing.
Speaker 6: I'll be honest with you. I mean, I I can
Speaker 6: hear the tone in your voice, and I think it's
Speaker 6: gonna be a lot funnier when I'm on Netflix and
Speaker 6: y'all are watching me on TV.
Speaker 4: About people who got scammed that it might not be
Speaker 4: the network show you were thinking.
Speaker 3: Dennis.
Speaker 5: We're not trying to, like, you know, poop on your
Speaker 5: career round or your dreams like we like that, we
Speaker 5: want you to dream big.
Speaker 3: We just want you to not get taken.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, you're ruining chemistry with a really good chick.
Speaker 3: Absolutely true.
Speaker 1: I know Julie has been saying great things about you
Speaker 1: this entire time.
Speaker 6: Man, Well, thank you. I mean I feel the same
Speaker 6: about her. I just feel this is a great opportunity
Speaker 6: for me right now. And if it is the case,
Speaker 6: and it's either I don't get picked or something happens
Speaker 6: with the show and then yeah, I would love to
Speaker 6: go out with her.
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention it, but this is the point
Speaker 1: of the segment. I need to get your credit card
Speaker 1: because it costs fifteen hundred dollars to do with second date.
Speaker 6: Not a lot of people know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the things are going right now, would
Speaker 4: you mind throwing me an extra fifteen hundred dollars because.
Speaker 3: I mean, she got you on a radio reality dating show.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 6: You know, you sound like a bunch of comedians.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. That's a very nice thing of
Speaker 1: you to say.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a compliment coming from because
Speaker 3: we comedians.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking at all when I say I would
Speaker 2: really like to send the two of you out on
Speaker 2: another date, and we will pay for it if you're interested.
Speaker 6: What do you say, Dennis, I mean, yeah, I would
Speaker 6: really like that. Again, I have to see about protocol
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 3: But I mean you're going to vet us?
Speaker 6: Is that what?
Speaker 1: He doesn't believe that we're.
Speaker 7: Legit if he doesn't know if he's allowed to go
Speaker 7: on a date with her show of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they're going to be answering you
Speaker 3: any times.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, If that's the case, then yeah, I
Speaker 6: would love for you to say for us to go
Speaker 6: out here.
Speaker 2: Okay, Julie, it's a conditional yes based on what the
Speaker 2: producers say.
Speaker 1: What's it for you?
Speaker 4: I mean, if he's going to wait around for the
Speaker 4: Craigslist guy to give him permission to take me on
Speaker 4: a second date, then it's not really worse my time.
Speaker 6: He's not just a Craiglist guy. He's a producer that's
Speaker 6: on Craiglist sold me.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: They say, when you're dating, it's important to find somebody
Speaker 2: that has a good financial sense, right, Yeah, exact, I
Speaker 2: did it. It might have been a little bit off,
Speaker 2: but at least she found a guy who's investing in himself. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe he's might be investing in some guy named Gary Off,
Speaker 2: but he's an investor of some sort.
Speaker 3: I would say he's trustworthy. Would be an admirable trait.
Speaker 1: To a faulty Definitely not, but we are.
Speaker 2: You could just tell in Julie's voice that it couldn't
Speaker 2: have been a bigger turn off that he was giving
Speaker 2: money to some guy off craigs is hoping to become famous.
Speaker 5: Oh god, and he just really thinks it's gonna be
Speaker 5: his career jump off, Like no matter what we said,
Speaker 5: he wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I could hear in his head like it didn't click yet.
Speaker 1: You know, he hasn't had that moment of like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute.
Speaker 3: I think that moment's gonna come for him. How much
Speaker 3: money do you think it's going to take before it happened.
Speaker 2: I would like to think though, that we're going to
Speaker 2: log onto Netflix here in the next year and we're
Speaker 2: all gonna say, oh, we were wrong.
Speaker 3: That'd be some really sketchy business by Netflix.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's squid Game for dating. I watched
Speaker 1: that show No Wonder Money. Remember, if you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second date update, email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning