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Speaker 1: Bones transmitting across Americas. He good morning, welcome to Monday Show.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being part of the team. Goods. I like
Speaker 1: this guy. He was pulled over because he was speeding.
Speaker 1: He told police. I guess it was the wind's fault
Speaker 1: because the woman was going really hard and he was
Speaker 1: going ten over sixty five and it was like to win.
Speaker 1: You felt it can be pretty powerful sometimes, Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: I mean I think the thought the idea was new
Speaker 1: and left. Also ten and the seventy five that's cutting
Speaker 1: it right close, right, like you think if it's a sixty,
Speaker 1: Pobby probably have sent six, Like what's your rule? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't have rottal speed? But because I dropped like
Speaker 1: a grandma, what are you doing? So okay, you'd give
Speaker 1: a ticket this case because he was doing ten, I guess.
Speaker 1: So if I was an officer of the lall, you'd
Speaker 1: have to what's your limit? Eddy? Ten's kind of alright,
Speaker 1: so Levin you get a ticket. I feel like eleven's
Speaker 1: that breaking point on a high one. If it's a
Speaker 1: thirty five, you can't go forty five, right, But you
Speaker 1: have to remember it's called a speed limit, so that
Speaker 1: number is the limit. So it could be just one
Speaker 1: over you get a ticket. Okay, we know that. I
Speaker 1: know I've gotten tickets for one over. Now you haven't
Speaker 1: like two? Yes, I have. One is different than two,
Speaker 1: and even two. I don't think it's true. You can't
Speaker 1: like me. You're you're telling us that you got a
Speaker 1: ticket for two over the speed limit? Yes, on thirty
Speaker 1: five in Austin, Texas. I swear to you for two
Speaker 1: for two? Yeah? Were you throwing rappers out the one dankly?
Speaker 1: I was exiting Caesar Shop as. I think you're supposed
Speaker 1: to slow down. Okay, so there are other factors in place, Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: well I'll come Monday show Recognizing People doing Cool Things
Speaker 1: named Lucas got the surprise of his life when his
Speaker 1: hockey hero showed up at his house to wish him
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. Lucas, eight years old, wrote a letter
Speaker 1: to Winnipeg Jets rookie forward Patrick Lane, said Hey, would
Speaker 1: you please come to my birthday party? Lucas's mom posted
Speaker 1: the invite online, and Patrick showed up to the party.
Speaker 1: I wish some happy birthday, signed Jersey, brought a few
Speaker 1: gifts and candy from Finland because where he's from. But
Speaker 1: because he posted it and tagged him, he showed up
Speaker 1: the house. That crazy. I see Patrick Lane. That is awesome.
Speaker 1: I see you, Bobby Bones show. It's producer Ray. In Canada,
Speaker 1: six people were killed eight more were injured in a
Speaker 1: terrorist attack after mass gunmen opened fire in a mosque.
Speaker 1: Two people have been arrested. In airline news, Delta had
Speaker 1: a system outage. It led to hundreds of flight being
Speaker 1: delayed canceled. It's back up and running, but checked your
Speaker 1: flight before you head to the airport and finally boards.
Speaker 1: The a f C beat the NFC in the Pro
Speaker 1: Bowl last night. Thirteen. Super Bowl is in less than
Speaker 1: a week. How was weekend good? That's good? I finally
Speaker 1: caught off on Scale. Only one episode though, right yeah,
Speaker 1: premiered on Thursday night and I was doing Nashville stuff,
Speaker 1: so I didn't get to see it. And it's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw a spoiler because an election or whatever. I'll
Speaker 1: watch it. It'll still be good. It will be But
Speaker 1: that's that's one that you have to watch as it
Speaker 1: goes because of it trends and you see things. The
Speaker 1: scandal is really good. Yeah, what about you? How obviously
Speaker 1: even't what scandal would you do? Went Friday night and
Speaker 1: we Linday, I went to a wine bar. We didn't
Speaker 1: know it was a wine bar. We just thought it
Speaker 1: was a food place. Then we get there and it's
Speaker 1: a wine bar and not the one of us drinks
Speaker 1: so like a cheeseboard. Well, we just we were like,
Speaker 1: what virgin drinks do you have? And wine places always
Speaker 1: kind of a little upity because there's wine and that that.
Speaker 1: They made a couple of drinks, like fruit fruity drinks,
Speaker 1: and it was fun because and then I went to
Speaker 1: the operation played the operation Saturday night, I guess um
Speaker 1: and that always ends early. So we did that and
Speaker 1: then I saw you photo cred Charleston. We took what
Speaker 1: we were standing there was like Bobby, give me your phone,
Speaker 1: and I was like all right, And so a chip
Speaker 1: estnutes on Nashville and he's give me your phone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want What are you gonna do to my phone?
Speaker 1: What are you trying to read? And we had spent
Speaker 1: probably an hour talking beforehand, and so then he pulls
Speaker 1: back and takes a picture of us watching from the
Speaker 1: side of the age. You're gonna love that picture. Later,
Speaker 1: I was like some solid photographs, Deacon. Deacon with the
Speaker 1: picture now, I was like, way to go. I was
Speaker 1: just like, what's he doing on my phone? Like what
Speaker 1: does he want to And then we watched a bunch
Speaker 1: of the office and which it was the last weekend
Speaker 1: for both of us off. She's with Paisley for like
Speaker 1: sixty weeks starting this weekend, and then I'm back on
Speaker 1: the road too. So it's a good weekend time for
Speaker 1: your positivity. This segments called tell Me Something Good four.
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Speaker 1: a service dog Service Dogs by Warren Retrievers. And after
Speaker 1: the fundraiser, the dog now does the work for her,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. The dogs can do that and they
Speaker 1: can sense then smell that. Okay. Shout out to Humble Design.
Speaker 1: They're a nonprofit group that goes to local homeless shelters
Speaker 1: and finds like legit families that are in need and
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Speaker 1: did it for a family, single mother and her four kids.
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Speaker 1: all thanks to them. This guy, Devon was skiing in
Speaker 1: Utah and he went off course a little bit because
Speaker 1: he thought he was gonna do a little jump over
Speaker 1: a little bump. Ends up it was a hundred and
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Speaker 1: He flew off a hundred crash, landed. No injuries, all
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Speaker 1: No injuries all right? Follow Bobby on Snapchat Bobby Show.
Speaker 1: If you want to go to the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: you go to one of the sites like StubHub or
Speaker 1: any of the secondary sites a ticket, it's gonna cost
Speaker 1: you about five thousand dollars, So you're looking doubly. It's
Speaker 1: gonna cost you ten grand just to get in a game,
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna go by yourself. The most expensive
Speaker 1: ticket is sixty dollars, and that puts you right in
Speaker 1: the middle. Oh no, no, no, a sweet you kind
Speaker 1: of have to buy. It's much bigger. Lots of people
Speaker 1: hang out on a sweet. But you know it's it's
Speaker 1: one tickets, two of you. We're talking like one twit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: During the NBA Finals, didn't Drake lunchbox by a couple
Speaker 1: of tickets? Someone did, but it was like a hundred dollars. Now,
Speaker 1: it wasn't Drake. It wasn't Drake. It was Drake. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking Drake because he's a big basketball fan. It was
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson him at Sierra bought the tickets and they
Speaker 1: spent like a hundred thousand dollars to see. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess if you listen, I also live in the
Speaker 1: camp up. Don't tell people what to do with their money. Ever,
Speaker 1: it's not your money. You have no right to tell
Speaker 1: people to do with their money. So for me to go,
Speaker 1: they could know, they couldn't. They can do whatever they
Speaker 1: want and they'll tell them what else I do good
Speaker 1: with their money exactly. So yeah, man, nothing near It
Speaker 1: takes me like someone going you know what you could
Speaker 1: have done with that money. Yeah, well, let me look
Speaker 1: at your finances and see what you can do with
Speaker 1: your money. So that I was watching some of the
Speaker 1: SAG Awards stuff, but I don't, you know, if it's
Speaker 1: not like the Oscars, I really don't care. But I
Speaker 1: just like to see who wins, to see if I
Speaker 1: had seen the movies, and I had it, but that
Speaker 1: La La Land movie, the Emma Stone one and Ryan Gosling,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so no he didn't win, but Emma Stone
Speaker 1: one and Denzel Washington one for Fences. But I was
Speaker 1: reading a story about those two and they weren't the
Speaker 1: first two that offered the roles to that. It was
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter girl which is what's her name, uh,
Speaker 1: British Watson, yea, Emma Watson and Miles Teller, the guy
Speaker 1: from Whiplash, And they both had super Beyonce like like
Speaker 1: like requests and they dropped them. And now they're upset
Speaker 1: at their agents because these two got the roles and
Speaker 1: now this is like the most celerated movie in Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Harry Potter and the Drummer. That was the
Speaker 1: original two that they wanted. And they were like, well,
Speaker 1: because then Watson one of the all the rehearsals in England,
Speaker 1: and I hear he's terrible anyway, you read stories that
Speaker 1: was terrible that dude is. But yeah, that was it
Speaker 1: and so they said we're moving on and they did.
Speaker 1: Now the toasta Hollywood, Emma and Ryan are like thinks
Speaker 1: in a movie about Hollywood. Here's the latest from Nashville
Speaker 1: and Hollywood, and Skinny to like Shelton. Congratulations to him.
Speaker 1: He's got another week at the top of the charts
Speaker 1: with the song A Guy with the Girl, And that's
Speaker 1: one that definitely gets stuck in my head every time
Speaker 1: I hear it. Yeah, I think Thomas Rhett was the
Speaker 1: number two. Yep, he is with star of the show
Speaker 1: dustin lunch at three. Look at you? Yeah, let's see
Speaker 1: in red, Let's see can you get? Number four? Got
Speaker 1: better man? So good For a second straight weekend, Split
Speaker 1: has topped the box office. Know what is? Mike diesel
Speaker 1: and said it was great. I'm not split it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really I think either, but some guy with
Speaker 1: a bunch of personalities. I'm not even sure if it's
Speaker 1: a real movie. But I did see what that second
Speaker 1: week in a row, second week in a row top
Speaker 1: of the charts. And then you know that Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 1: movie came out this weekend Gold and it totally bombed.
Speaker 1: It came in tenth place only making like three point
Speaker 1: five million dollars, So hopefully people didn't spend their money
Speaker 1: on that. I'm amy. That's your thirty second skinny bonehead. Say.
Speaker 1: This story comes to us from Lincoln, Nebraska. This dude
Speaker 1: got arrested. He's in jay all facing a twenty five
Speaker 1: tho dollar bond. So friends like, how can I get
Speaker 1: him out? I got an idea, goes to the facts machine,
Speaker 1: sends the facts from his home facts and says, hey,
Speaker 1: the dollar bond has been played, please released whatever. His
Speaker 1: name is, brilliant, so simple. It sounds like it's going
Speaker 1: to be effective. He's always been well, go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only problem is they were like, man, that's not
Speaker 1: the same phone number as the jail. Usually facts from
Speaker 1: calls the you know court. So they tricked the guy
Speaker 1: down arrest him. So now he's in jail with his
Speaker 1: buddy Muncho. That's your bone head story of the day,
Speaker 1: Bobby bone Show. I got to tell you I was
Speaker 1: talking to Chip Est and Deacon Nashville about you. He
Speaker 1: was playing the Opery and he was closing the night
Speaker 1: out and my girlfriend was playing right before him as
Speaker 1: the next to last act, and so we probably spent
Speaker 1: thirty minutes talking because you have to get their hour
Speaker 1: and fifteen minutes so before and you run through with
Speaker 1: the band what you're gonna do the Opery band, and
Speaker 1: so him and I were just allway talking for a
Speaker 1: bit and he was like, I want to go do
Speaker 1: Amy's nash Chat. I would like that, yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, she would like that, and so we talked
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, congratulations because Nashville is doing
Speaker 1: really well for CMT, and so he's pumped out. I
Speaker 1: think they're about halfway through shooting this season and they're
Speaker 1: they're rolling through and he's like, man, it's just great
Speaker 1: because we didn't know if the show was gonna last. No,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Yeah, So he was really excited, like to
Speaker 1: see it, you know, do well and even yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: totally into it and seeing all the fans reacted to pool.
Speaker 1: So talk to him. And then I talked to the
Speaker 1: guys from Shandor for like thirty minutes and so and
Speaker 1: I've become friends with them by playing the opera a
Speaker 1: couple of times, and I think they've been there a
Speaker 1: couple of times that we've been there next to me.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to Morgan's and he was like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's our thirty year anniversary. So they're on tour right now.
Speaker 1: They've been yeah, and he was like, we're now going
Speaker 1: to places and people are like, hey, you know my
Speaker 1: kid was one when whenever I first saw you the
Speaker 1: first time with their kids, like you know, thirty yeah now,
Speaker 1: So they played right before Lindsay did, and they did
Speaker 1: next to You next to Me and chur Church on
Speaker 1: the com. They still sound really good toon. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't believe thirty years they were doing their thirty anniversary.
Speaker 1: Thirty thirty year anniversary right now. I'm glad they went
Speaker 1: out because they have new music too, because they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're putting out the music. And I still like it
Speaker 1: when they played the opera that they played the hits
Speaker 1: because people when they come from out of town to
Speaker 1: go to the random Opry and they come see Shannondoa,
Speaker 1: they want to see the hits. You know, they're not
Speaker 1: trying to see sand new music until that becomes a
Speaker 1: hit and then they want to see that. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: those guys are not. I would like to bring them
Speaker 1: in and it would be awesome. Every time I sund like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys should come in, then it ends up never
Speaker 1: happening because then they go back out on the road. So, okay,
Speaker 1: chip us into things said he want to do. He
Speaker 1: brought it up. I'm not trying to book your show.
Speaker 1: But now there is a scam happening to sell phones
Speaker 1: and listen to this. Here's how it works. The phone
Speaker 1: will ring, and when you answer it, the person on
Speaker 1: the other end of the line introduces themselves and their business.
Speaker 1: Police say, sometimes this is an automated recording. After an
Speaker 1: introduction comes the question. The next thing you hear is
Speaker 1: they'll say, can you hear me? Police say, our natural
Speaker 1: response is to say yes, But that word is what
Speaker 1: gets you into this scam. Police say, scammers record your
Speaker 1: response and then claim to sign you up for products
Speaker 1: you never asked for. I just don't answer phone numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't know you guys do that. If it comes
Speaker 1: to eight hundred number, I'll answer it at all, like
Speaker 1: one undred, and it's from like you know, Tallahassee, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know people, but none of them have
Speaker 1: eight hundred numbers. Yeah, so I don't answer it hundred numbers.
Speaker 1: I just don't answer numbers I don't know. And my
Speaker 1: voicemail says, my voicemail is full text me. If you
Speaker 1: need something, I'll quite you right back. Do you just
Speaker 1: answer every number? No? I don't, but sometimes I do.
Speaker 1: And it's scary that they're recording your voice for recognition
Speaker 1: and they can use that. I don't know. I need
Speaker 1: to see this role that happens. Just a heads up though,
Speaker 1: just in case I have a three year old singing
Speaker 1: Joe Lene. Here you go, enjoy die Di prather take
Speaker 1: letty guy. You know, please don't take funny huh. This
Speaker 1: week six days until the Super Bowl? Who do you have?
Speaker 1: Amy Patriots? Yeah? Me too? Yeah, all the way, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: all the way, one more game, all the way? Something
Speaker 1: you say earlier? Yeah? Do you see the Falcons arrive
Speaker 1: in Houston and then the Patriots today? Yeah? They arriving
Speaker 1: a day late, which is not customary. Typically teams arrive
Speaker 1: on the Sunday before. What's up with you? Because all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, now you're coming in with all these facts,
Speaker 1: are you studying sports facts? I just have the news
Speaker 1: on in the background and I try to take in
Speaker 1: the sports. Yeah. Six days until the super Bowl, thirteen
Speaker 1: days until the Grammys and The Walking Dead come back,
Speaker 1: which I'm more time about the Walking Dead. Yeah. There
Speaker 1: are two Bobby Bobby casts, by the way, recently with
Speaker 1: the two New Artist Grammy Award nominees Kelsey Ballerini and
Speaker 1: Marion Morris. And if you go to iHeart Radio and
Speaker 1: search Bobby Cast, I did over an hour interview with
Speaker 1: each of them separately. So, yeah, because you're a Grammy
Speaker 1: voter or whatever, I did vote, yeah, and I keep
Speaker 1: all that confidential because for sure I voted for the
Speaker 1: Chain Smokers. All right, Um, No, I didn't. I definitely
Speaker 1: I did not vote. I don't know. I did not
Speaker 1: vote for the Chain Smokers. Fifteen days until Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Better get on it, people, Monday tonight. The Bachelor. It's
Speaker 1: a two hour episode, hours all the time. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if people didn't watch them, they wouldn't be two hours. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess that's good for them because advertisers. Yeah, I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: it's basically a movie. I just don't yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know every week was two hours these days. Yeah, Tucker
Speaker 1: Beathard is on Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday. That's on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's the first of the month, thirdary one, So wake up,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up. First of the month. Thursday's Groundhog Day,
Speaker 1: and then Friday and Saturday I'll be in Richmond, Virginia
Speaker 1: and DC doing stand up comedy shows, and then Sunday
Speaker 1: the super Bowl kicks off. So it's a five thirties central,
Speaker 1: so everybody benefits. Like if you're listening to US East
Speaker 1: Coast right now, Like if you're in Boston, right the
Speaker 1: game kicks off at six thirty. You get to go
Speaker 1: to bed at a normal time. Most of these games
Speaker 1: kick off like eight or something, which is just miserable.
Speaker 1: And I don't think anybody's having a party here, right, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: whatever saying I have a party, everybody gets invited. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just thought that was your thing. You sort of
Speaker 1: normally have people over super Bowl parties, like one and
Speaker 1: a half times. If I had people over, you're you're
Speaker 1: holding your fingers and a half. I've had people over
Speaker 1: one and a half times one time, and then it
Speaker 1: was just too late, and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: not for me. And then the next time people came
Speaker 1: over and I was like, it's half time, probably a
Speaker 1: good time for you to go home, but you can't
Speaker 1: stay here. Yeah, so that was that was good. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I know he's having party. Cool. That whole trying
Speaker 1: to make me like coffee thing is still happening. And
Speaker 1: so my grandfrien was like, because she likes coffee and
Speaker 1: she wants me to be a part of you guys club.
Speaker 1: And I had never tasted a coffee in my life
Speaker 1: until last week on the show Terrible Tastes Terrible, and
Speaker 1: I was like no, So we went back to Starbucks,
Speaker 1: and every one's like, you can't go to Starbucks. You
Speaker 1: gotta go to Jimmy Joe's Tiny Coffee shop because they
Speaker 1: make the best. We would Jimmy Joe's Tiny coffee shops
Speaker 1: not everywhere all over the country, and like, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find the one thing I can get if I'm
Speaker 1: traveled on the airport where yeah, you know, I can't
Speaker 1: go to Frankie Deeds little coffee pub that's only in
Speaker 1: one city. So we get like three kinds of them,
Speaker 1: and just I just don't like coffee. That's my general
Speaker 1: consensus after trying for like three days. That being said,
Speaker 1: I do kind of have a drink now that I've
Speaker 1: been trying. It's coffee esque. It's a dirty chi two
Speaker 1: shots of espresso, so you do have coffee in it.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of espresso. Coffee is not the
Speaker 1: same thing I've been told, so it kind of tastes
Speaker 1: coffee ish, but they're a little bit let's just have
Speaker 1: a talk espresso. I don't know. I don't know the
Speaker 1: difference it all Starbucks. It was very stupid little shots
Speaker 1: instead of the whole thing of coffee. Well, it all
Speaker 1: starts as the coffee bean, and you can either it's
Speaker 1: not that much though it tastes bad. You can get
Speaker 1: it in an espresso or well, I like it in
Speaker 1: a smaller package, okay, from the coffee plant. Whatever the
Speaker 1: case is that I like the tea, which just loomit
Speaker 1: coffee in staid a whole life. That is all we
Speaker 1: have to do is just tell you it's not coffee,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, I kinda like this, Hey, I
Speaker 1: got your orange juice. I'm like that it is good.
Speaker 1: It's a coffee, so that's why. That's why I've been drinking.
Speaker 1: I had one this morning. I'm trying to get used
Speaker 1: to it. So dirty Dirty Chat that's Starbucks near my
Speaker 1: house opened up at four thirty. What oh. I was
Speaker 1: wondering how you had all the Starbucks earlier. And I
Speaker 1: also had to like chase it. I thought, maybe you
Speaker 1: got it last night and you're like reheating something. I
Speaker 1: chased it with some kind of like refreshing tea because
Speaker 1: I'm still it still times better, Like I'm just not
Speaker 1: like I'm not coffee take coffee, And I changed it
Speaker 1: down with some tea, with some strawberry tea. So that's funny.
Speaker 1: We did that just trying to get me to like
Speaker 1: that stuff. And so do you feel like energized today?
Speaker 1: That's your dirty chie Yeah? Okay, um, you really are.
Speaker 1: You're like a super human nothing can get through. I
Speaker 1: tweeted this weekend that I found my super power not
Speaker 1: being affected by caffeine. But what a terrible superhero. Like
Speaker 1: of all the powers I get, that's the worst one
Speaker 1: to get. Like you can fly or like be you know,
Speaker 1: invincible or invisible any of that, but me, no, it's
Speaker 1: too with stan. So if someone has a big coffee
Speaker 1: like caffeine weapon. I can go and fight it. Apparently,
Speaker 1: you see people that overdosed on coffee are overdosed on caffeine,
Speaker 1: and like, they all liked you at the hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they had this big research experiment and they're supposed
Speaker 1: to give people zero point three grams of caffeine, and
Speaker 1: instead they gave them thirty grams, which is the equivalent
Speaker 1: of three hundred cups of coffee by accident. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so everybody got sick. They all had to go
Speaker 1: to intensive care for dialysis. Oh my goodness. Again, they're
Speaker 1: supposed to get point three grams and they got thirty grams.
Speaker 1: And just to make it normal human, it's three hundred
Speaker 1: cups of coffee. Wow. So yeah, three hundred cups of coffee.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking. I'm singing the I'm singing my own
Speaker 1: jingles for the show. I don't think I could handle
Speaker 1: you if you were like that. I don't think I
Speaker 1: can handle me if I was like three hundred cups
Speaker 1: a load. Everybody is hopefully okay. Um, they got fined
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars too, because it was university that
Speaker 1: did it. People almost died but they didn't. But they've
Speaker 1: never seen a group of more energy, like, oh man,
Speaker 1: they went to the hospital the chicken. Let's go. Dranger
Speaker 1: Smith will be in a bit ten minutes. So I
Speaker 1: saw Craig Campbell was on Twitter and he was like,
Speaker 1: I will play a concert at your house if you
Speaker 1: give me super Bowl tickets because he's a huge Falcons
Speaker 1: Falcons fantais from Georgia, and I saw him tweet if
Speaker 1: you give me tickets, I will come to your house
Speaker 1: and play an acoustic concert. I have no idea if
Speaker 1: anybody followed up, or if anyone had tickets, because they
Speaker 1: are expensive. I think we read they were like four
Speaker 1: thousand bucks or something each. That's a cheap ones too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if it's worth ten thousand dollars, have Craig Campbell
Speaker 1: come to your house. You could go and buy two
Speaker 1: tickets and then you could have Craig come over and
Speaker 1: do that. Do you want to hear people sing our jingles?
Speaker 1: Name the jingles? These are new name it, Lauren Lena Boom.
Speaker 1: You will not get this one, ready, show There's no
Speaker 1: way you get that one. I'll bet the farm. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then go ahead, right young, No launch box in guest
Speaker 1: hit It one more Time? Show? Oh say in correct, Eddie,
Speaker 1: that was my guest and Chase Bryant show. I mean
Speaker 1: to be fair, he doesn't have like a ton of
Speaker 1: songs you would know his voice from. But that's that's
Speaker 1: cool one. So we're starting to get these little things.
Speaker 1: I made everybody sing them on their iPhones and then
Speaker 1: you busy today, could you just can you just sing
Speaker 1: our name? So there's a guy he leaves the casino
Speaker 1: because luck wasn't going so good when robbed bank, got
Speaker 1: a bunch of money, then came back to the casino
Speaker 1: and started gambling again, and then as he gambled, they
Speaker 1: came and arrested him. So yeah, yeah, you got no
Speaker 1: win the fold. The fifty two year old man pleaded
Speaker 1: guilty to robbery and Charleston, West Virginia shout out. He
Speaker 1: was gambling at the Marty Girl Casino and Nitro. When
Speaker 1: he got up from the black jack table, he put
Speaker 1: down a twenty five dollar chip because I hold your spot,
Speaker 1: because he wanted to take a spot, does hold it
Speaker 1: for until you get back hours because I didn't know
Speaker 1: how quickly you could go rob a bank. Then he
Speaker 1: went to rob a bank. He gave the note to
Speaker 1: the teller saying, you know I have a bomb and
Speaker 1: a weapon. He left the bank with five thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: Set back down at the table, start playing black jack.
Speaker 1: You got? I mean he didn't leave the bank, but
Speaker 1: the thing one. And it took him a while before
Speaker 1: they arrested him. Yeah, did he win his money back?
Speaker 1: You know it didn't have what is winning? Where? Run? Where,
Speaker 1: disguise or anything? You don't I'm trying to get a disguise.
Speaker 1: When you're gambling, you gotta get back to the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there'll be plenty time for count when the dealon's gone premeditated,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah, he's like money, Where can
Speaker 1: I get money the quickest? Well, may tim cards out?
Speaker 1: There's the regions over there. You got the whole, No
Speaker 1: whin the fold, No win the run, drinks that the
Speaker 1: casino will get you. That's what got him one. Too
Speaker 1: many phrases like I guess I could go to the bag.
Speaker 1: Amy's over there, going I just need to punch something.
Speaker 1: I will let you, No, I will let you punch
Speaker 1: me in the shoulder. Come overay me as hard as
Speaker 1: you can. Are you for real? Come on, bring it
Speaker 1: if you need to get it out of your system?
Speaker 1: Why do you Why do you need to punch something like?
Speaker 1: What's on your mind? Say it? Oh it's your time.
Speaker 1: I got you, I got okay, come on, hit it up?
Speaker 1: Hit me? Hey one? Wait, hold on, I really want
Speaker 1: to do Where do you want to punch me? Though?
Speaker 1: Because would you tell me where it's going to hurt
Speaker 1: the least? Between the legs all right and the kidneys. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can punch you in the shoulder, but you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna miss No, I won't. Or you're gonna punch you
Speaker 1: in the back because it's bigger. It's gonna hurt me worse.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be a bigger space. No, I got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: ready one, say you missed and now you hurt yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I told you no that that's gonna
Speaker 1: hurt me. We'll get ready to go ahead to there
Speaker 1: you go. That's a pretty good shot. Do you feel better? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do it again? No other shoulder? You do it again?
Speaker 1: Go get it out? Come on again again again? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's anoe. Do you feel better? I do? I feel
Speaker 1: so much better. I feel like somebody should buy me
Speaker 1: a punching bag. I mean, I feel really bad for you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you offered. I just feels so good,
Speaker 1: feel like a baby like medicine. Yeah, I do feel better,
Speaker 1: my risk kind Yeah are in? Yeah do it. Here's
Speaker 1: the latest from Meshville a Tully good Samy's thirty second skinny.
Speaker 1: So during a recent show, Garth Brooks was singing She's
Speaker 1: every Woman, and he noticed a girl in the crowd
Speaker 1: singing along every word passionately. But I'm like, for Garth,
Speaker 1: isn't that like every song? So he went over proceeded
Speaker 1: to sing to her the rest of the song, sort
Speaker 1: of serenading her, and then he ended it by kind
Speaker 1: of giving guitar picks to the girl and her husband,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, oh, that's not enough, so
Speaker 1: he took off his guitar that he had on and
Speaker 1: gave it to them. And it turns out that was
Speaker 1: the song they played as their wedding song. So it
Speaker 1: was a special moment for that husband and wife. If
Speaker 1: Garth comes anywhere near you, it's the greatest show I've
Speaker 1: ever seen live. That's the greatest show. So good. Gwen
Speaker 1: Stefani is returning for season twelve on The Voice, replacing
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus who's sitting out this round. And she has
Speaker 1: picked up Celine Dion to be an advisor on her team,
Speaker 1: and then Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, and Alicia Keys. They're
Speaker 1: expected to announce their advisors before the premiere in late February.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. Selen Dion, do you
Speaker 1: know what they have advisors and advisors and advisors and judges.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't care. Maybe I just
Speaker 1: don't want to show. Here's something to look forward to.
Speaker 1: Because the producers of the Voice, they really want Blake
Speaker 1: to propose to Gwen on the show, and now that
Speaker 1: she's coming back into film for Miley, she'll be there. Great.
Speaker 1: You know what I would like for Blake went on
Speaker 1: this show. I mean, if we're just wishing, let's list
Speaker 1: and hoping, there you go. I'm Amy, that's your thirty
Speaker 1: seconds skinning. So Walker Hayes is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: artists and total transparency. I took him out on my
Speaker 1: comedy tour because I was such a big fan. Here's
Speaker 1: the story. Walker has six kids, has been dropped from
Speaker 1: label multiple times. We met him years ago. We started
Speaker 1: this thing called Pimp and Joy And the whole story
Speaker 1: came from when Amy's mom was fighting cancer and she
Speaker 1: couldn't find a Twitter handle and her name was Judy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she went with like Judy Chooses Joy, but that was taken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like who's Judy chooses Joy and joyful? Judy taken everything taken,
Speaker 1: So it ended up being Judy be Pimp and Joy.
Speaker 1: So from that we started doing what we called Pimp
Speaker 1: and Joy and that's what it is now and that's
Speaker 1: where it comes from. And ultimately Amy's mom lost her
Speaker 1: life and as she fought cancer and we've started this
Speaker 1: movement because of it that is so much bigger than
Speaker 1: than anything we would have ever imagined. And to get
Speaker 1: back to Walker, we didn't know Walker, and he sent
Speaker 1: this song and he was like, hey, this is called
Speaker 1: Pimp and the Pimp and Joy song. Because we got
Speaker 1: so we'd be choosing and using so beautiful. So that's
Speaker 1: how we were interested Walker Hays and I become a fan.
Speaker 1: I think, I mean he writes so good. He has
Speaker 1: a new song that he put out as a single
Speaker 1: and the song is called you Broke Up with Me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play something for you. By the way, Granger
Speaker 1: Smith will be in the best but you can download this.
Speaker 1: Let's call you broke up with me the Walkerheads, But
Speaker 1: I guess coking my bourbon surfing a room like sways. No,
Speaker 1: I ain't drunk. I'm made. Yeah, I got that leg
Speaker 1: way way back back in my swagger hex Factor feeling
Speaker 1: no pain. Now I'm mad at the top of my game,
Speaker 1: Dot and you can't grash my part with Joe. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Sam watermis don't start raining on my Marty cab Ray
Speaker 1: for minute. I ain't even fixing to listen to Yo
Speaker 1: Gil tripping. You'll folk getting girl. You made your bed
Speaker 1: and didn't want me and the boy. Granger Smith is
Speaker 1: in the studio with us. Hey, buddy man, really I am.
Speaker 1: People don't believe me, I say, They say, how are
Speaker 1: you doing after the Ribs, And I'm saying I'm doing great,
Speaker 1: I actually say, and a lot of people say, I
Speaker 1: don't believe you. So Granger Smith is here in the
Speaker 1: last time that I guess you're not spoken looked on
Speaker 1: the air was riot after you had been in the hospital.
Speaker 1: You felt off stage? Where were you? I was in
Speaker 1: New Jersey, you were on stage, you were singing you
Speaker 1: stepped on a monitor or such like a little speaker.
Speaker 1: You go falling, you break your ribs, you bust along,
Speaker 1: you're in the hospital. You almost didn't live. Rescue nine
Speaker 1: one one films. That's the whole thing. But you're good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm doing good. But he finished the show. Finished that show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: finished the show. I'm probably have a lot of knowledge
Speaker 1: on rib recovery. Now, did you have to do any
Speaker 1: where rehab? I did cold water therapy every day as
Speaker 1: just drinking. Is that what you get inside ice cold water? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did because I thought, Okay, who could recover the
Speaker 1: fastest from this kind of injury? Pro athletes? What do
Speaker 1: they do? They get an ice bass every day, and
Speaker 1: you're a lot like a pro athlete. I'm not at all.
Speaker 1: But I thought I wanted to recover like one, and
Speaker 1: so I have. I The quickest thing to do is
Speaker 1: I have a pool. I was just jump in the pool.
Speaker 1: It was like winter degrees. Yeah yeah, grain just smith
Speaker 1: height and weight, uh six ft one seventy. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like you're bigger than I am? Like, if you
Speaker 1: look at me, who's bigger about the same, right, I've
Speaker 1: actually lost a little way. I feel like bigger than you,
Speaker 1: But you just said stats that are bigger than me. Like,
Speaker 1: if we are wrestled, it would win. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but if I win, if I beat him now, then
Speaker 1: that's probably beat up the guy Broker's residents. Long, I
Speaker 1: don't win. Well, you're healthy, you're good, like you're going.
Speaker 1: I saw you're gonna do some days with Luke Bryan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go out with him in the fall. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be great. How long does that happen? Like? How
Speaker 1: long did he asked you to do dates with them?
Speaker 1: We honestly, we knew. We kind of knew. We heard
Speaker 1: grumblings of it. We heard it, we were talking about
Speaker 1: it um but literally until they announced it, we couldn't
Speaker 1: say anything because it could have changed. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play if fits right now? Can you hang around just yeah,
Speaker 1: grang just Smith. This here. He's healthy. He held up
Speaker 1: a sign that said I need I need breathing time.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna let him. We're gonna play this held
Speaker 1: up road, give me a break. Granger Smith is here.
Speaker 1: So you met your wife on a video shoot? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: tell me the story because you try to cast and
Speaker 1: you cann't find anybody that's right, and then well went
Speaker 1: to craigslist, super creepy. If you have we forgot so please,
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. We went to craigslist. I was I
Speaker 1: was a nobody artist, like, no one was coming to
Speaker 1: the shows. Um, bartenders barely made it to my shows,
Speaker 1: and then they had to work there. Amy gets the
Speaker 1: joke out loud. I like that. You can just like
Speaker 1: laugh about that too. It was really bad, but fun,
Speaker 1: but fun. We went to craigslist and we got we
Speaker 1: got a group of girls for a music video. They
Speaker 1: came in and we met him. This gets worse. We
Speaker 1: met him in a hotel conference room, brought him in
Speaker 1: shady hotel conference room, did the interview, and none of
Speaker 1: them really worked. I went home that night. That mean
Speaker 1: what does that mean? None of them work? Like none
Speaker 1: of them felt like this could be my love interest
Speaker 1: in the music video because you were single and you
Speaker 1: wanted to be better looking? Is that really what it is?
Speaker 1: Probably a little bit of that, and yeah, probably okay.
Speaker 1: And I got to pick the girl that I made
Speaker 1: out with, so I know I know exactly what take.
Speaker 1: So I went home and um, not feeling too comfortable
Speaker 1: about the situation of the day, pulled up Facebook and
Speaker 1: it was you know that that somebody you may know
Speaker 1: and there was Amber on there. That's that's the girl,
Speaker 1: that's how did you may know her? What mutual friend
Speaker 1: did you have? It actually brought them together. It was
Speaker 1: actually one of my brother's ex girlfriends. Then, so I me,
Speaker 1: I messaged. I messaged her and gave her just the
Speaker 1: most straightforward, dry business proposal. You know, I just said,
Speaker 1: I'm a singer, we're casting for music video. Um, would
Speaker 1: you like to try an audition for this? Meet me
Speaker 1: in my house at nine third days? Did you have
Speaker 1: her go to the creepy hotel? Her do? So? She said,
Speaker 1: I wanted a data. I didn't even need to see
Speaker 1: her personally. I saw, I saw, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is this is gonna be great. So I didn't need
Speaker 1: to personally meet her. Of course, the director wanted to
Speaker 1: put her on camera for a little bit, so they
Speaker 1: actually met in Fort Worth, I think, and I didn't
Speaker 1: even go to that. I was convinced I don't need
Speaker 1: to see anybody else, and she agreed to convinced because
Speaker 1: of the video, because of your heart. Well, I hadn't
Speaker 1: met her yet, so there wasn't a heart and just
Speaker 1: but some people just see someone they know. I just thought, Hey,
Speaker 1: that that's the girlfriend. Did it ever cross your mind
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry her? Uh? I mean no, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is this funny story. And last night, last fight,
Speaker 1: Amber sent me this picture. There's the video of our
Speaker 1: son playing guitar, rocking out to that song that's the
Speaker 1: videos about, And I texted her, I said, can you
Speaker 1: ever imagine you know, when we were then and back
Speaker 1: then our son rocking out to the song that we
Speaker 1: met to. Yeah, it's it's it's just to be out bizarre.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I like that story. And I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you didn't find her on craigslist. I really thought that's
Speaker 1: where you were going with that for me too. So
Speaker 1: how did you meet your wife, Craig? I mean, I
Speaker 1: know that works for some people. So you she has
Speaker 1: a video? How long until you started dating? She was
Speaker 1: she had a boyfriend and uh, and they had had
Speaker 1: just started dating and so listeners can't see what he
Speaker 1: used finger quotes or just started dating. Yeah, just started
Speaker 1: And of course, of course we felt something during the
Speaker 1: video shoot. But the next day she texted me and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I just got to know, Um, was there something more?
Speaker 1: Was there something more? Or was it just me? She
Speaker 1: did that? It was all her? I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think I would have been able to do that. And
Speaker 1: I said, yes there was. You have a boyfriend, and um,
Speaker 1: no matter what happens with us, the fact that you're
Speaker 1: even texting me and tells me you need to break
Speaker 1: up with him anyway, or does it tell you that
Speaker 1: when you're dating her, she could be doing this to
Speaker 1: another dude. Well I didn't know her yet, so yes,
Speaker 1: very possible. And so I was also covering myself because yes,
Speaker 1: if she's doing that to me, it's so About three
Speaker 1: weeks went by and then we went to to have
Speaker 1: some coffee and then never stopped after that. M your skeptical.
Speaker 1: You got a skeptical look. I mean she texted me
Speaker 1: yesterday saying the same thing. I'm just Joe, I'm playing
Speaker 1: just started dating another guy's bigger. It's like she was
Speaker 1: in a five year relationship. Granger Smith is here, stick
Speaker 1: around one more segmental. Yeah, I mean we weren't gonna
Speaker 1: ask you back for another about having fun the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones show. Granger Smith is here. We're gonna play who
Speaker 1: has the bigger boot? What boot? Relax? Perby's dang. He
Speaker 1: has a song called it the boot fits. I know
Speaker 1: when people take their boot off and getting the boot.
Speaker 1: Is that for another boot song? That's his song? No,
Speaker 1: they take it off and his has got a little
Speaker 1: dirt on my boot and he's got he's got got
Speaker 1: the other boot one all the boot songsngers, the one
Speaker 1: that where they take their boot off? Okay, who has
Speaker 1: the bigger boots? Okay boot boot stop amyot all right?
Speaker 1: Luke Brian or Tim McGraw. Who do you think it's
Speaker 1: a bigger Luke does yes? Coming into a size twelve?
Speaker 1: The answer is Luke Brian. It's correct. Luke Brian has
Speaker 1: a bigger boot. Um, who has a bigger boot? Garth
Speaker 1: Brooks or Dirk's Bentley. I mean I would think I
Speaker 1: would go with Garth on this one. Have you met
Speaker 1: them both? Yes? You're shaking their hands? Yes? Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: a's seriously, you're relating hands to size of the feet? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: just asking have when you met you guys, there was
Speaker 1: a correlation probably you know, no idea you say Garth
Speaker 1: Garth has a size ten dark Spendley has a size
Speaker 1: twelve by relaxed, relax, relax to relax. Maybe Garth has
Speaker 1: a bigger width on this poop. What in the world
Speaker 1: is happening? I don't know what happens. And now in
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, Grangers walked away from the microphone. I
Speaker 1: feel super mature. I know this really was just gonna
Speaker 1: be okay. How about this, uh, Sam Hunt? Big fella? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Big I mean ball player to throw up? Or Brett
Speaker 1: Eldredge large fella? Okay, Sam, Sam played quarterback? He did.
Speaker 1: I gotta go with that. I gotta go with that
Speaker 1: because big hand quarterback correlation with bigot. If the boot fits,
Speaker 1: who has a bigger booth? Sam Hunt wears an eleven, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, seems small for Sam. Yeah. And Brett
Speaker 1: Elders is a fourteen? Yeah? Sorry Brett, Holy girl, even
Speaker 1: gods special need we need to ask him about that? One?
Speaker 1: Granger Smith is here playing If the boot fits who
Speaker 1: has a bigger boots? How about this Blake Shelton or
Speaker 1: George Straight. That's gotta be Blake. It's gotta be got
Speaker 1: to be You would think George Streight wars a ten,
Speaker 1: Blake wears also a fourteen. Uh like to put Blake
Speaker 1: and Bred up against each other, huh to see what happens? No,
Speaker 1: we do one more, Darius Rucker or Jason al Dean
Speaker 1: Now last one? You're wait during all the points here,
Speaker 1: Darius or Jason? Who has the bigger boot? Okay, I
Speaker 1: think you you might think Darius, but I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Jason the world. Seriously, guys, I'm just playing the game.
Speaker 1: You invented the whole rooms last time ever leaping? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I swear to you this game was
Speaker 1: about Okay, Darius, No, I know it's about fun and
Speaker 1: just doing it. Um. Darius wears a ten and Aldane
Speaker 1: wears a twelve. See if the booth. Granger Smith, I
Speaker 1: like you, hey, do you know your next? Do you
Speaker 1: know next? Do you know your next song yet? No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be new. Yeah okay, yeah we're cutting right now.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the info. Okay, No, no, I don't not
Speaker 1: telling you it's gonna be new. Cool Granger Smith, who
Speaker 1: my face? He's been smiling. I didn't happen around here.
Speaker 1: We're not going to We're not very funny. Um, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you like really I'm glad you're healthy. Thanks man,
Speaker 1: and thank you. And now we know like who do
Speaker 1: you wear? By the way, Yeah, I guess I win
Speaker 1: the question from way earlier today, like it was the
Speaker 1: does a boot fit? I'm twelve? Yeah, okay, yeah, what
Speaker 1: about the with them? All right? Thank you, goodbye Granger,
Speaker 1: See you guys. That's so Monday Morning confessions. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna go over to lunchbox. Now who who would do
Speaker 1: a husband confession right now? Yes, we were at home
Speaker 1: for Christmas break. We were at my my mother and
Speaker 1: father in law's house, my wife's family, and she found
Speaker 1: her great grandmother's coat rack that she thought was awesome
Speaker 1: and would look great in the house, and she wanted
Speaker 1: us to drive it back to Nashville when we left,
Speaker 1: you know, Christmas break. So I was like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was ugly. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a terrible looking coat rack. So I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: go see what I can do. And I went out
Speaker 1: and sat in the car for thirty minutes, went back
Speaker 1: in and I was like, look, I tried for thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: and that coat rack will not fit in the car.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna have to leave it behind. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You can have your parents ship it to us. The
Speaker 1: truth is, I just went and sat and talked to
Speaker 1: my dad for thirty minutes on the phone. Never even
Speaker 1: tried to put the coat rack in the car. So
Speaker 1: we don't have the coat rack in. It's just back
Speaker 1: in Houston. But it's a great grandmother. Like a minute,
Speaker 1: I don't even think it was about the look of it, right,
Speaker 1: Wasn't it just that she wanted something. No, she liked
Speaker 1: the look of it, and it was our great grandmother's
Speaker 1: and so it was really special to have something of
Speaker 1: our great grandmother's. And I probably should have tried to
Speaker 1: fit in the car, but I didn't. It's just we
Speaker 1: do things that we regret, and I regretted that she
Speaker 1: will about two hours when she listens to the show. So,
Speaker 1: speaking of listening to the show, remember when lunch Box
Speaker 1: said that you don't want to talk about So Lunchboxes
Speaker 1: wife has a fairly new job and there's a guy
Speaker 1: that she works with who listens to the show every morning,
Speaker 1: and every morning, Lunchbox says, he comes to her desk
Speaker 1: wants to talk about the whole show. So Lunchboxes on
Speaker 1: the air just going there like this guy, he won't
Speaker 1: leave her alone. Well, obviously this guy's gonna hear that
Speaker 1: you talk. Yeah, And I was like, dude, don't you
Speaker 1: think this guy is gonna make it awkward for your wife?
Speaker 1: So what's happened since? Then? Wife went to work and
Speaker 1: guess what, he did not show up at her desk,
Speaker 1: didn't talk to her all day and so kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: And she's like, now I feel weird walking around the
Speaker 1: office because I'm worried I'm gonna run into him and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a weird interaction. And should I go
Speaker 1: up to his desk and just be like, Oh, everything's cool?
Speaker 1: So I think he heard and got the hint. Or
Speaker 1: so what would you like to say to him? Now
Speaker 1: he's a listening. Hey, man, I apologize, My wife likes
Speaker 1: talking to you. Don't make an awkward around the office.
Speaker 1: You guys can be friends and like, you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, I fan out about the show. It's cool,
Speaker 1: She'll listen. She'll lend you an ear. All right, there
Speaker 1: you go. Apparently that was some awkward has brought home.
Speaker 1: Let's go over to that's going to Nashville. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Stephanie. Hey, Stephanie, what would you like
Speaker 1: to confess to? Well, my husband has been out of
Speaker 1: town for going on a week now and we have
Speaker 1: a almost seven months old baby boy, very sweet little kid.
Speaker 1: Right well, you know seven months old boys, Uh, they
Speaker 1: have their temper tantrums, and without any help, when he
Speaker 1: screams at me, I screamed back in his face. And
Speaker 1: then you go, is that I feel like I've done
Speaker 1: that before. I'm not laughing because I feel like I've
Speaker 1: done that before. So nice, Graham, and so you give
Speaker 1: having fun for you? Right Well, it's just it's a
Speaker 1: little uh, it releases a little bit of tention and
Speaker 1: it usually makes him go, oh am I making that
Speaker 1: noise too. Sometimes it gets him to be quiet. Thank you, Stephanie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Howd I hope he felt good? Dope? You
Speaker 1: feel better? Oh boy? Does that work at all ages?
Speaker 1: Or just well? Know what annoys him when they get older? Hi?
Speaker 1: Good morning? How's it going? Who is is Katie? Hey Katie?
Speaker 1: What's going on? You have a parent confession? I as you.
Speaker 1: I have my four year old convinced that the ice
Speaker 1: cream truck only plays music when he's out of ice creams.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's so smart, Cave. The problem is going
Speaker 1: to take this for the rest of his life, and
Speaker 1: someone's going to break it to him, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, Katie, thank you for the call. Parent confession
Speaker 1: right there, Thank you, Katie. Let's go over to Robert
Speaker 1: four Wayne, Robert husband confession your own, buddy. I took
Speaker 1: my wife's car mountain biking yesterday and the trails were
Speaker 1: a little muddy, and her car is very muddy on
Speaker 1: the inside from my clothes, and I had to take
Speaker 1: her to work this morning. Beadn't want to tell her
Speaker 1: how inside her car. So you took her to work
Speaker 1: in your car? Are you gonna try to get her cleaned?
Speaker 1: Of course? Okay, so you gotta keap that on the download.
Speaker 1: He's like hiding her keys. I don't know. You can't
Speaker 1: get into your car. I can't find your keys. You
Speaker 1: lost your kid. Um, here's Janna, hey, Janna wife confession.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. So my husband gets up early in the
Speaker 1: morning to go to work, so he has to go
Speaker 1: to bed early at like six. Well, he's not cuddle
Speaker 1: her all. So after he falls asleep, when I come
Speaker 1: to Bud, I'll try to secretly cuddle him, but sometimes
Speaker 1: get caught, so I have to try to play it
Speaker 1: off like I was just adjusting in bed, and then
Speaker 1: sometimes the next morning will be like, oh my backards,
Speaker 1: did you just my older husband while he's sleeping, So
Speaker 1: he doesn't know, like our listeners are the realist group
Speaker 1: of people in the whole world. That's sweet of her,
Speaker 1: though I'm glad she wants to cuddle. It stinks and
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to cuddle. She has to resort to secrets.
Speaker 1: I give him Nike will and he passes out, and
Speaker 1: then I cuddle in. As soon as I put whiskey
Speaker 1: on his gums, he passes out. I cuddle. We're doing
Speaker 1: Monday Morning Confessions. Ashley in Nashville. Thank you for calling. Hey, Bobby,
Speaker 1: how are you this morning? Doing good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm really good? So your Monday morning confession? What is
Speaker 1: it at Christmas? My children? No, regardless, pretty much Santa
Speaker 1: Claus is going to come. So the whole thread of
Speaker 1: Stane is watching doesn't always work. So we wrap a
Speaker 1: few boxes that are empty and put them under the tree,
Speaker 1: and when they are not listening or following directions, we
Speaker 1: throw them in the fireplace. They immediately start listening because
Speaker 1: they know that they will begin to lose their again.
Speaker 1: Got them like. No one else thinks one's funny, but me,
Speaker 1: I was like, I love it, Like that is so
Speaker 1: smart and so genius. And I bet they listen after that.
Speaker 1: They you, wow, interesting, she's not really fun. Way to
Speaker 1: give she's teaching one a lesson that when I'm with
Speaker 1: the ice cream truck one and feel that one so much,
Speaker 1: the ice cream truck one didn't make me feel good inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling. Stacy and Kansas. Hello, Hello, Okay,
Speaker 1: Monday morning confessions. It's your time to shine. What do
Speaker 1: you have? Well? I lie to my children regularly. I
Speaker 1: have four of them, arranging from twelve to twenty one.
Speaker 1: And my youngest son, he has blonde hair and gray eyes.
Speaker 1: The rest of them have brown hair and brown eyes.
Speaker 1: I told him he was adopted. He had me so
Speaker 1: angry one day and I said, you know what, Boland,
Speaker 1: you're adopted, so it doesn't matter. And my youngest daughter
Speaker 1: is two years younger and she she believed that he
Speaker 1: was adopted and just had him crying like two months later. Wow,
Speaker 1: these don't make me feel good today because it's not.
Speaker 1: I mean, being adopted is great. Yeah, but now he's
Speaker 1: gonna be like looking for his birth mom. Something he
Speaker 1: didn't think, right, I know it's a whole Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I don't know that these are you save this bit please, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, Thank you for calling. I have
Speaker 1: a civilian confession. Back when my brother and I were
Speaker 1: a lot younger, Um, he would want me always to
Speaker 1: make him scrambled eggs. And well, we had a chicken coop,
Speaker 1: so we always had fresh eggs, but they weren't always
Speaker 1: in the house. The crows would nest in the lid
Speaker 1: to our propane tank, and it was a lot closer
Speaker 1: to the house than the chicken coop. And so I
Speaker 1: would rob the crow's nest of the eggs and make
Speaker 1: my little brother scrambled eggs. So he's eating crow, yes,
Speaker 1: not figuratively. Literally, he never knew. You know. I feel
Speaker 1: so good about that one that I'm going to end
Speaker 1: it there. I was like to go out on the
Speaker 1: note that's not anything, that's not like that. When I
Speaker 1: was confused by my emotions, the ice cream truck on
Speaker 1: was funny. Then the throw your gifts in the fire
Speaker 1: was funny. You know, I gotta say, didn't much like
Speaker 1: the adoption one. Really, why wouldn't that's creating all kinds
Speaker 1: of unnecessary confusion. Yeah, sorry by that one. I probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't have put that one on the air. It happens,
Speaker 1: Mr Bobby Bones, I'm on Instagram. Would love for you
Speaker 1: guys to go over exact picture Granger Smith in studio.
Speaker 1: And obviously this is a live show. Yes, it's awesome
Speaker 1: to see our listeners like take to a song, and
Speaker 1: so I played earlier the song from Walker Hayes you
Speaker 1: Broke Up with Me, and it's jumped like a hundred
Speaker 1: and forty spots on the iTunes chart. Listen, it's a
Speaker 1: different kind of song. Nobody making you watch no wisdom
Speaker 1: to se But hey, if you broke up with me
Speaker 1: it what can I say? Babe? You broke up real baby?
Speaker 1: Hate trying to rub it in your face. I'm just
Speaker 1: breaking off a little cold. It is what it is. Girl.
Speaker 1: You did what you did. Girl, I'm just doing what
Speaker 1: a bachlor do. Dot ain't you can't crash my party
Speaker 1: with You're sorry? Sam? What are he's gonna be raining
Speaker 1: on my mighty corporate for a minute. I ain't even
Speaker 1: my fire you know, I know a song is good.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox dances and he never dances. I'll play songs and
Speaker 1: he'll just put his head down and watch street fights
Speaker 1: on his computer, which he does all show some good
Speaker 1: fights out there. But when he starts dancing, you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, that works, lunch Box. Do you recognize this
Speaker 1: song here? I know this one singing I've been missing You.
Speaker 1: It's like maybe from Top Gun. It's that era. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's from the movie, but it's like
Speaker 1: it's John Waite missing. Steve Mogler did a cover of it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard Eddie? No, I haven't really I'm missing
Speaker 1: It's good. It sounds awesome, like there's a lot of good.
Speaker 1: Charlie Washton's got new music out too. That's good. It's
Speaker 1: a good time. It's like you're just like good new
Speaker 1: different kinds of music. Um. A horoscope is out for
Speaker 1: the month of February, and I don't believe in horoscopes,
Speaker 1: but I guess Amy has it. It's always fun. Doesn't
Speaker 1: even believe in horoscopes, by the way, really you do.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, Wow, Like, why do you think they're how
Speaker 1: do you think they just make these up. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: people read the stars and they can they can tell
Speaker 1: things that are going to happen if you read them,
Speaker 1: Like I used to read them all the time. But
Speaker 1: then I'm like because if it tells me bad news,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it, so I just want
Speaker 1: to go out and I quit reading them because they
Speaker 1: like fortune always good news. No, no, they're not. You
Speaker 1: ever get the death card during these things? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know palm readings or anything like that, because
Speaker 1: it freaks me out. I've done that. You so you
Speaker 1: read horsecopes every day? I used to. They used to
Speaker 1: have a daily horoscope where you can go and all
Speaker 1: they do and you can read them. And I was
Speaker 1: just like, you know, what if it's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a bad day and try to avoid
Speaker 1: you know, just doing this, or it's just no, but yes,
Speaker 1: it's true, those things come true. Interesting read this of everyone.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you would be the one to think that.
Speaker 1: What's mind sake? Cause I'm gonna keep tracking it for
Speaker 1: a month of February in your aries for Bobby, February
Speaker 1: is going to feel like a trip to Vegas. So
Speaker 1: that means I'm gonna sit in my room by myself
Speaker 1: and my friends getting and have a good time. No,
Speaker 1: they say, it's because you're here to win, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna put everything on the line to do so, especially
Speaker 1: during the first three days of February. So days one
Speaker 1: through three big days during the sixth, seventh, and eighth
Speaker 1: of the month. Make sure to wake up and take
Speaker 1: stock of the fruits of your labor, which you never do.
Speaker 1: What's my What am I looking at here? One, two,
Speaker 1: and three? Let's just see on the February first, second, third,
Speaker 1: if I'm like winning winning, you're all in all right,
Speaker 1: if something big happens on the first, second, or third,
Speaker 1: So that's not tomorrow, Tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: anything else of substance. I just want to keep track.
Speaker 1: I want to see if anything happens well towards the
Speaker 1: end of the month, you're going to move on to
Speaker 1: some new projects. I don't know what that means if
Speaker 1: these things are like Governor, No, I am I have
Speaker 1: confirmed dinner with the Governor of Arkansas, though I can't
Speaker 1: talk about at the end of the month, um, because
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, because when's my it's at the end
Speaker 1: of the month. I have been the end of the month.
Speaker 1: It's towards the end of the month and in the
Speaker 1: middle end. Oh my goodness, it says towards the end
Speaker 1: the month is excellent, excellent, and the one of the
Speaker 1: days will be an exciting career day. I well, the
Speaker 1: thing is, I can't talk about that. I've been told
Speaker 1: now that I kind of hold off by my um
Speaker 1: advisor's campaign manager. No, not saying that. Bobby Bones transmitting
Speaker 1: America this body ball. Last week, our video producer Eddie
Speaker 1: missed an opportunity to go to donuts with dad with
Speaker 1: his nine year old, and I was like, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: you should have went, because last time it happened, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: go when you took off work, you were totally cool
Speaker 1: with it. I just felt like this time around, I
Speaker 1: had work to do and it was going to be
Speaker 1: in the middle of our work day. So I said
Speaker 1: it was in the middleward day last time too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but I felt like I did it already. Okay,
Speaker 1: So well it happened, and I was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: should go talk to your nine year old and see
Speaker 1: if his feelings were hurt, because maybe everybody else's dad
Speaker 1: was there and you weren't. So here is Eddie, our producer,
Speaker 1: talking to his nine year old. You know I didn't
Speaker 1: go to donuts for dad Day? Right? Is what's called? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what it's. It's for dads. Okay, So I didn't
Speaker 1: go because I had work to do and I wanted
Speaker 1: to know. Did that hurt your feelings? Why not? Did it?
Speaker 1: Did you want me to go to done it for
Speaker 1: Dad's Day? How? Didn't really care? Touch? Why not? I
Speaker 1: don't care if you came, I don't care if you
Speaker 1: didn't really do you mean that? Okay? So next time,
Speaker 1: do you really want me to go? I'll miss work
Speaker 1: for it. I don't. I don't care. You promise, so
Speaker 1: we're good. You're not mad at me? How many dads went? So,
Speaker 1: if you want to go to the Dortus for dads,
Speaker 1: you have to get there early, and you didn't go.
Speaker 1: So I didn't go early, so I don't know. Oh
Speaker 1: so you don't know how many dads went? Okay, next year,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to really make it cool. Yeah? Do
Speaker 1: you love me? Howho loves you? It sounds like he
Speaker 1: didn't care. He's like, I didn't have to go to school. Early.
Speaker 1: Understand now he didn't want to go to school earlier.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was early thing. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just a thing when everybody was there at seven am.
Speaker 1: He doesn't go until eight, So I guess I kind
Speaker 1: of knew, but I didn't put that into consideration. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was honest. Hey man, you didn't care, and he
Speaker 1: still loves me. We're gonna do never gonna get it
Speaker 1: right now because I don't gonna get that alright. One
Speaker 1: third of car owners have no idea how to do
Speaker 1: this when it comes to their car, all right. One
Speaker 1: third of car owners have no idea how to do this. Obviously,
Speaker 1: change the flat comes to mind, but that seems too easy.
Speaker 1: Change the flat. One third of car owners have no
Speaker 1: idea how to the lunchbox. It's easy drying to standard
Speaker 1: good what gives you got it? Turn the lights on?
Speaker 1: But they're all automatic non obviously not either? Really, no, no, guys,
Speaker 1: I gotta get with it. I guess no, all right?
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby. A third car owners
Speaker 1: have no idea how to do this Like this comes
Speaker 1: to the car, I have no idea. Sarah Louisiana Hi, Sarah, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm really good, never gonna get a Third,
Speaker 1: car owners say they have no idea how to do this.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Check the oil? Not check the oil?
Speaker 1: Thank you though, Ashley and Fayeteville. What do you think
Speaker 1: it is? Is it parallel park It is not. I
Speaker 1: believe it much higher than that with parallel parking, Yeah,
Speaker 1: much higher. Never gonna get it. We'll come back to
Speaker 1: in a second. You guys, keep your answers written down.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you a couple more shots at this. About
Speaker 1: a third of car own ears have no idea how
Speaker 1: to do this, like when it comes to their car,
Speaker 1: and so that's never gonna get it. So far, nobody's
Speaker 1: got it. Am me around the room. Third carners can't
Speaker 1: do it. What do you got? Change a break light?
Speaker 1: A breake light, that's a good guess. Lunchbox, go ahead, teazy,
Speaker 1: jump start a battery eddie, got it? Go ahead and
Speaker 1: give it. Open up the hood, dang, now, open up
Speaker 1: the champagne. Pop. No, let's go to Jessica. Hey, Jessica
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma? How are you? These guys are missing it?
Speaker 1: Can you have a shot here? Blinker? No, not the blinker?
Speaker 1: Thank you though, Katrina and Little Rock. Hello, what do
Speaker 1: you think it is? Um um? Alretty positive that it
Speaker 1: is change their air filter. You're supposed to do that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go one more. Zach in North Carolina. Hello, Zach, Hey,
Speaker 1: you fill Winshill wiper fluid? How do you guys feel
Speaker 1: about that one? No, that's so weird. Everyone knows how
Speaker 1: to do that. Almost one third of car owners have
Speaker 1: no idea how to do this. The answer is refilled
Speaker 1: our win show wiper. Congratulations, my friend. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you want, but we're gonna get We called him
Speaker 1: weak friend of all. They need to apologize. They were
Speaker 1: very rude to use that, and then we're gonna give
Speaker 1: you a prize. I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you something, Okay. I don't lie, I
Speaker 1: be like we got you win. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what we have. We'd probably just give stuff away that
Speaker 1: people giving us, not even gonna act like we got good.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you have, yes, lunchbox, Well, I
Speaker 1: saw that you were going to see your girlfriend perform
Speaker 1: at the Opery this weekend, you know, and it's exciting.
Speaker 1: She's going on tour with Brad Paisley, she's opening up,
Speaker 1: But as her boyfriend, do you worry about her getting
Speaker 1: too famous? Like I understand wanting her to be successful
Speaker 1: where she's making money and supporting herself. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying money part. I'm just saying so she is able
Speaker 1: to survive like live, you know, right, But do you
Speaker 1: want her to get Carrie Wood big like she's carry
Speaker 1: Underwater carry with the picture, Yeah, yeah, carry Underwood wood
Speaker 1: Because if she's carry Underwood, she's saying Gary Wood, carry
Speaker 1: Underwood level. I mean that's a whole bag of words
Speaker 1: that you don't want to deal with because then you
Speaker 1: can just get me left in the does like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm super famous now, and so you want her to
Speaker 1: make money, but you don't want her to be superstar?
Speaker 1: Is that what you think in your mind? Is I'm
Speaker 1: asking how you feel. Do you want her to cap
Speaker 1: her success selfishly? Right? No? No, no, no, not at
Speaker 1: all detail present, But in your mind it's the if
Speaker 1: she gets really famous, you think she'll leave me because
Speaker 1: I'm just a radio guy. May me because like Carrie
Speaker 1: under would really famous people. I mean, don't stop, go ahead,
Speaker 1: because I believe Carrie Underwood when she was on American
Speaker 1: Idol started dating one of the guys Anthony or something,
Speaker 1: fed Rob whatever. But that makes stuff up right, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe they didn't even date, but then she got super famous,
Speaker 1: they broke up and she married. So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: In your situation, do you worry about that? Like when
Speaker 1: you look at her and you go watch a perform
Speaker 1: or she announces she's going on tour with Paisley, do
Speaker 1: you sit there in your mind and think, Okay, this
Speaker 1: tour doesn't need to go so well, don't know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't cross your honestly, like as sincere as possible. I
Speaker 1: hope that she gets so famous that if she wants
Speaker 1: to go and date a superstar, great. I just hope
Speaker 1: for her that she achieves all of her dreams. I
Speaker 1: have no zero politically correct No, it's not at all
Speaker 1: like I want to her to as famous possible, super famous,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to have hits and famous and America
Speaker 1: and whoop all that stuff. So no, I never thought
Speaker 1: about that Bobby's gonna suddenly try to find a way
Speaker 1: to open up for Brad Paisley as well funding alone. No,
Speaker 1: I have no no, I am not insecure about this no,
Speaker 1: there's no insecurity. How about that um she has had
Speaker 1: starting pro I will not say who it is. I
Speaker 1: think I still on the air. Pro NFL quarterbacks come
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, she's like no barking up her tree. Yeah, yeah, coming,
Speaker 1: she's a pretty girl. I understand that. I didn't know
Speaker 1: there were starting quarterbacks coming after her, like multi multime
Speaker 1: super multimillion dollar like and I'm like, are you sure
Speaker 1: that's dangerous? That's what I'm saying. But the more the
Speaker 1: more famous kits, the more people coming knocking. You know what,
Speaker 1: her house? It's her house, hopefully it's unlisted. I know
Speaker 1: your answered. I don't worry about that. I've never once
Speaker 1: I thought that until you said it. I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to plant that seed, but you didn't need me to water.
Speaker 1: And it's the desert. You thought that too, ain't me? No,
Speaker 1: I mean, but once he proposed the question, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm curious to see what you're feelings. And then when
Speaker 1: I said that, you started like fighting me on, starting
Speaker 1: some great joking, and then I said, I believe you.
Speaker 1: I believe you want nothing but the best for her,
Speaker 1: and obviously success would be amazing. I mean, she is
Speaker 1: you know, more successful. I watched her fight the operation
Speaker 1: and she killed it and I was like, dang, that
Speaker 1: was amazing. I can't wait for more success. There you go,
Speaker 1: all right, good luck to her. Why are you speaking
Speaker 1: in air? I don't know if you're saying that because
Speaker 1: you don't want to say it like I would say it.
Speaker 1: I would be like, no, no, of course I want
Speaker 1: the most success as possible. Would you hold your wife back?
Speaker 1: Of course he want. He didn't want to make it
Speaker 1: more money than he does. I mean, why that be
Speaker 1: more money for me as a couple. I understand, But
Speaker 1: then who has the power in the relationship? Goodness? Stop? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think if she blew up that she would
Speaker 1: start looking for something bigger and better? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Oh.
Speaker 1: I was like, my wife were married, so I kind
Speaker 1: of hooked it before he got big. But um, I
Speaker 1: think that there's just more opportunity. Like Chris Rock always said,
Speaker 1: you're only as faithful as your choices and when you
Speaker 1: start exactly what he said something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't say quote options anyway, go ahead. I just
Speaker 1: think the more famous you are, you hang around and
Speaker 1: you think that if she had a huge successful record
Speaker 1: through four number ones and a Grammy your number would
Speaker 1: get deleted. Yeah you think you think that she would
Speaker 1: just go, Hey, I I have to move up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just on the radio. Yeah, you're just you're You're
Speaker 1: the lower rung of the ladder and I'm up here
Speaker 1: with you know, on the top step getting up on
Speaker 1: this skyscraper. Fair enough he feel that way, Eddie. I
Speaker 1: mean his question made a lot of sense. It's a
Speaker 1: song show. I got a couple of things for you. One,
Speaker 1: here's a three year old singing Joe Lene di Frather
Speaker 1: pick mag Guy, Guy, Guy, my favorite part and she
Speaker 1: kind of hits that juty duty in Tucson, like everybody
Speaker 1: hit the movies, and halfway through the movie, people started
Speaker 1: yelling and running out and nobody knew what was happening.
Speaker 1: There was a stampede. I g a lot of people
Speaker 1: running and screaming at each other. Thank out of my way,
Speaker 1: run out, do whatever you can to survive. My shoes
Speaker 1: are still left in the theater because I ran out
Speaker 1: without shoes on. Like it was just pure chaos where
Speaker 1: you were so terrified that you didn't think about anything
Speaker 1: else other than trying to stay alive. We saw about
Speaker 1: thirty and then in complete swat uniforms, like all black
Speaker 1: bullet proof, fast running in with assault rifles. They didn't
Speaker 1: know what was happening. Nobody knew what was happening, and
Speaker 1: like I looked for an update, I still don't see
Speaker 1: what was happening. Wow, that's crazy. If you want to
Speaker 1: buy super Bowl tickets are about five grand apiece. I
Speaker 1: got to go to the super Bowl because I used
Speaker 1: to do a sports show on Fox Sports Radio, like
Speaker 1: and it was a national show. We got to go
Speaker 1: a broadcast on the Super Bowl and do a thing.
Speaker 1: Unless you're a die hard fan, it's just not It's
Speaker 1: just not a cool as a seems. It's not, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you all the cool stuff you get to see
Speaker 1: on TV and the commercials and the halftime show, even
Speaker 1: if it stinks, you get to see like the intricacies
Speaker 1: of it. And it's not like a real game whevery's passionate.
Speaker 1: Mostly it's just a bunch of rich people. They got
Speaker 1: business seats or media Like I was a media person.
Speaker 1: So we went into our show for a few days
Speaker 1: and and so, but five grand apiece. Do you remember
Speaker 1: who played when you were there? Yeah? I went to
Speaker 1: two I went to Miami and I saw the Saints
Speaker 1: Beach Colts, and then I went to Indianapolis and saw
Speaker 1: the Giants beat the Patriots. And I've bet a bunch
Speaker 1: of money on the Patriots and did not go so well.
Speaker 1: But I may a bet a bunch of money on
Speaker 1: the Patriots this year. I'm not betting. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't bet really anymore. Right, are you betting this? Maybe
Speaker 1: the national anthem? Oh, hey, Brian, dude, we got some insight. Dude,
Speaker 1: we no. He when he talks, he's slow, y'all. That's funny.
Speaker 1: You think it's gonna be the over because way over,
Speaker 1: way over. Interesting? Have you got your Donald Trump money yet?
Speaker 1: I have not. You're you're out how much dollars? And
Speaker 1: you haven't seen any of it? None of it. You
Speaker 1: bet a thousand dollars, like almost two years ago, now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean over a year. Yeah, I mean he was
Speaker 1: fifty two one when y bet him. He beta a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. He's out fifty thousand by the way, race down.
Speaker 1: Let's not forget about this. You're a thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: the whole Oh, I know, I haven't seen us sent
Speaker 1: back off shore? Right, Well, you got me. I can't
Speaker 1: legally do it anywhere else unless I live in Vegas.
Speaker 1: But since you bet on the Luke Bryan thing, how
Speaker 1: are you? Are you betting with the same company online
Speaker 1: place you're Here's more? Why would you give money raise
Speaker 1: our producer who has obviously a problem? Sorry? Why would
Speaker 1: you go back for more? Smaller amount? They pay that
Speaker 1: stuff out and they can do a check. There's other things.
Speaker 1: A wire transfer, right, it's been months. I'm just doing
Speaker 1: these different payment methods WI. Your transfer is huge, but
Speaker 1: normally they're pretty fair. I've had to wire transfer things before,
Speaker 1: like a down payment on a house or something, and
Speaker 1: it takes about, I don't know, an hour. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to tell you. Things that are like stuffing
Speaker 1: the money in a wire and literally like coming from
Speaker 1: their will, burying it over show. Let's go. Would you
Speaker 1: do a the weekend Lunchbox I went home. I had
Speaker 1: some family emergency that I had to go home for
Speaker 1: the family Texas. Yeah, let's see a tweet about that.
Speaker 1: I didn't really tweet about it, I did. I stopped
Speaker 1: by lunch boxes house this weekend, and that's how I
Speaker 1: found out. I thought he was ignoring me. I knocked
Speaker 1: on the door and I saw feet on the couch
Speaker 1: and they weren't moving, and I was like, wait, what,
Speaker 1: you moved by my house. We're all stunned by this. Yes, Eddie,
Speaker 1: do you have a mannequin in there? Like the burglars?
Speaker 1: He has like a dummy? Yeah, like yeah, to throw
Speaker 1: people off. And I'm like, how rude. We're sitting here
Speaker 1: and knocking. We just stopped by to say hi, and
Speaker 1: then yeah, a friend of ours came in open the doors, like,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, I was sleeping. Lunch box left for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, yeah, it's somebody's saying your
Speaker 1: house random, But I do think lunch boxes like ignoring
Speaker 1: that we were at the door. But yeah, did anyone
Speaker 1: keep up with the royal rumble this weekend? No? I
Speaker 1: saw people tweet about it last night, but I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about it. I don't know. I saw the
Speaker 1: Undertearer get kicked out. I don't know. It was like
Speaker 1: crazy all over Twitter last night. The Undertaker, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: wanted me once I worked out, I mean maybe more
Speaker 1: than once I worked out beside him at the gym.
Speaker 1: He got on the stair machine and just walked like
Speaker 1: three hours he was getting that stair machine just walk
Speaker 1: just walked that stair machine pretty awesome, and I was like, dang,
Speaker 1: that's Undertaker me Mark Callis. That was the name back
Speaker 1: in the day before it was Undertaker. He was scary
Speaker 1: looking when he'd come out with the urn smoke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the funeral bear Bear, funeral Bear. Google Maps will let
Speaker 1: you see how crowded a restaurant is. Google Maps is
Speaker 1: just knowing too much. Yeah, creepy, how packed the parking
Speaker 1: lot is. Google Maps will show you how crowded a
Speaker 1: restaurant is in real time. It's a recent update that
Speaker 1: provides live data how busy a restaurant is at any
Speaker 1: given time. If they're like if next they come out
Speaker 1: with like Google Maps maps, will you know if you're
Speaker 1: friends at home, that's gonna be creepy, like like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to stop my lunfoxes house, just check your
Speaker 1: apps if he's home, will map so that you know
Speaker 1: what kind of mood Amy's in. That's the one I
Speaker 1: am punch the crap out of me. But you missed,
Speaker 1: like you I was like, don't miss and then she
Speaker 1: like frog, I'm not one of those people who needed
Speaker 1: to hit things to but there really, but today I
Speaker 1: just really felt like I just I don't know, and
Speaker 1: I set it casually during commercial break. I just feel
Speaker 1: like if I hit something, i'd feel better, and you
Speaker 1: were like, okay, hit me, but don't miss, and then
Speaker 1: you miss well, and I don't really hit things that often.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll practice lunch box. You know those McDonald's
Speaker 1: special sauce bottles you're trying to get. People are putting
Speaker 1: them online and they're selling for like thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: You could have made money. They're on eBay as you
Speaker 1: want to listen diferent not that's gonna make five thou dollars,
Speaker 1: but people, you can buy it now for five thousands.
Speaker 1: But that's you. You weren't wrong. You weren't there at
Speaker 1: the right time. If you see a sticker on your
Speaker 1: food that reads on natural, you're supposed to ignore it
Speaker 1: because the natural label does not mean it's organic, correct,
Speaker 1: It just means something and it was natural something in it.
Speaker 1: It says look for organic. If you're looking for natural,
Speaker 1: don't look for the word natural, look for organic. Normally
Speaker 1: there's a little circle that is certified organic. Well, that's confusing.
Speaker 1: Why are they doing that exactly a lot of food comings.
Speaker 1: It's their way of the it's the loophole, their way
Speaker 1: of making you think you're getting one thing when really
Speaker 1: you're just buying, you know, the same thing that doesn't
Speaker 1: say natural organic trickster, say it organic. Cool. Wednesday, Luke
Speaker 1: Holmes is going to come and perform one of our
Speaker 1: class I pet excited about this one Wednesday show. Mike
Speaker 1: d is our phone screener, newest to the show. And
Speaker 1: you don't have any tattoos right now? Right? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know tattoos. How old are you? Do you know?
Speaker 1: I guess he's gonna tattoo. Okay, he has no tattoos, right,
Speaker 1: So Mike's can't get a tattoo. And he shows me
Speaker 1: the picture right and I'm like, and I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I believe you should get whatever is meaningful in your
Speaker 1: life to put wherever you want. Now. I'm not a judger.
Speaker 1: I get it, love it. As long as it means
Speaker 1: something to you, it doesn't matter. For example, I have
Speaker 1: a whole blackout state of Arkansas on the back of
Speaker 1: my arm, and people like, what are you covering up?
Speaker 1: You know, just nothing. I just that's home. So I
Speaker 1: grew up, so I put the state of Arkansas back
Speaker 1: and some people really kill me for that. Fine, So
Speaker 1: Mike shows me a picture and I think, huh, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything about this because maybe it's like
Speaker 1: on his family crest or maybe it's something, right, but
Speaker 1: it's really like dumb looking right. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: telling about thoughts right now, my thoughts. So in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't because what if it means something?
Speaker 1: Because I've done looking stuff on me, So I'm so
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what's that from? I think maybe something
Speaker 1: for his dad. I don't know, right, And so it's
Speaker 1: like a cheetah. What is it? It's like a cheet
Speaker 1: a bear, It's okay, it's a it's a weird looking bear,
Speaker 1: a bear with an owl and ram horn. Okay, is
Speaker 1: it like a one animal combined? Yeah, it's all combined.
Speaker 1: So imagine if you and I can't like a like
Speaker 1: a bear and owl in a ram with ram horns, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is this? Is this? Any guesses?
Speaker 1: What does the band logo? It's a band logo, Mike.
Speaker 1: His favorite band is called Lamia. What's that again? Would
Speaker 1: they be in the system if I typed him in.
Speaker 1: Maybe not l E m U R I A. And
Speaker 1: so you love them so much, you're gonna get their
Speaker 1: band logo tattooed on? Yeah? Yeah, And you know what,
Speaker 1: that's awesome, that's great, that's great. The logo is just
Speaker 1: so weird. It's not in there. There's a country called Lamuria.
Speaker 1: All I have is Loomi D and the lumin Ears.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Well, where is Mike D getting the tattoo?
Speaker 1: Kind of cool? Let's see go ahead of my inner
Speaker 1: arm on the right inner arm? Amy, What do you
Speaker 1: think about that? Amy? Amy? First reaction? I saw your face.
Speaker 1: I saw your face. Amy, don't even scared like you
Speaker 1: do you? But that looks ridiculous. Yeah. We need to
Speaker 1: make sure you go to someone really good, you know,
Speaker 1: because I have a guy. Yeah, we have a guy
Speaker 1: like I have Adam Kid who can make it look
Speaker 1: as good as yes, Eddie. It's not really my taste,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't put that. But if you're gonna do that,
Speaker 1: Mike D, you gotta put that all over your back, dude,
Speaker 1: or get the lumineers my last Yeah, maybe just buy
Speaker 1: a shirt like posters and shirts sticker for your car.
Speaker 1: You're good. You just need to go to the next level.
Speaker 1: I need to go to the next I need to commit.
Speaker 1: Have you you've met them, right? Yeah? I hope so
Speaker 1: are you? Are you weirder to them? How many times?
Speaker 1: That's the answer you'd expect though, right if you meet
Speaker 1: them with the tattoo, like, say you ever get to
Speaker 1: see them again, are you going to be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: check out my tattoo. Yeah, of course that's what We're
Speaker 1: going to be weird to that. How could I night
Speaker 1: show it? You have but explained that to my feel
Speaker 1: like we're not doing very good. No no judgment thing.
Speaker 1: We're like, no judgment friends. This is us opening up
Speaker 1: a nice casual conversation with a little debate. Mixten this
Speaker 1: listen at the bottom line, if you feel good about it,
Speaker 1: you just do you. Yeah, I'm just saying if people
Speaker 1: that don't know what it is and that's you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, what is that you're all the time identifiable?
Speaker 1: What if they break up as a band and it's
Speaker 1: on me forever? Okay? And also that is a huge logo.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need it bigger than your You're not gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna look like a little blurb on your arm.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need it huge all over your back forearm right, no, like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't advise that because when you get older, that
Speaker 1: inner party arm. I don't know. Well he remember I
Speaker 1: say you do you? Okay? All right? Yeah do it today.
Speaker 1: I gotta I'm gonna get another one too, are you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get be on one butt cheek, be on
Speaker 1: the other. Okay, Bob Okay show. I'm on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Mr Bobby Bones. Thanks to Granger Smith for coming by today.
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Speaker 1: Bobby Cast. It's a show I do for my house.
Speaker 1: Some of the last guests were Kelsey Ballerini, Marion Morris,
Speaker 1: Brian O'Connell. We have another big one this week. It's
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Speaker 1: So if you'd like to get to know the behind
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Speaker 1: Thanks for hanging We'll see it tomorrow. We've got a
Speaker 1: good week. Luke Combs will be on Wednesday. I think
Speaker 1: Chris Jansen's coming on this week. Yeah, Sam Hunts on
Speaker 1: Wednesday and the World from Your Song. So a lot
Speaker 1: of things happen in this week, so it's good. It's good.
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