1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: The I Am rapp Reports Stereo Podcast Live and you're 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: down with rapp Report. Yes I am, I'm a Rapperport, 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 1: Yes I am I'm a Rapperport. Yes, I am am 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: a rapper Port. Yes I am at a tune in. 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: I am wrapperport dot com because every single podcast you 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: know he drops FROMBS. I've seen him on set a 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: season vet with True Town, catch him on his way 8 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: to course fit rocking the New Balance. He asked me 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: to do the track because you know I round the leak. 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: But I'm just waiting for the Robert the Nero line 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: of the week rightface the Champions hosted Bagel, Cream, Cheese 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: and Lock. This is I Am Rapperport. The show Never stopped. 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: Might catch the Mountain Public stretching his knees. But if 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: you don't listen to the show, Yo, we're gonna pleading. 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna please. I am Rapport Podcast. Yes, sprandle Bang 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 1: and I am Wrapports Stereo podcast is here. Have no fear. 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: I'm back from the beaches of Jacksonville, Florida, and they 18 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: were gorgeous. A much needed three day joint jaunt joint 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: whatever down to Jacksonville, Florida, plus making pilots earn their keep. 20 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: Don't just tell these pilots great flight, They need to 21 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: earn that keep. There no participation trophies flying across the 22 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: country and row versus way. The full breakdown from my 23 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: p O V all that morning, Brand new bang and 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: I Am wrap portstereo podets coming up right now. Miles 25 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: Jordan Ak the bleached brothers Ak that does brother start 26 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: to popping up with something real nice, started popping up 27 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: with something real proper, but most apportingly, started to pupping 28 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: up with something real dowt it real funkings. I Am 29 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: rapp Reports stereo podets coming at the museum quality podcasting 30 00:01:53,800 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: always and forever. Yes, I'll say it again. You can 31 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: eat Yes, uh, he have no fear. The I Am 32 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. I Rapport Stereo podcast is 33 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: in Suicasa, in the house in the place to be. 34 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: Name is Michael Rappaport a k a. The Green gold Man, 35 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: Dingo a k a. The Sultan of Sniff a k a. 36 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: The Disruptive Warrior. You were now rocking with the very 37 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: best I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast coming live and direct 38 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: from New York City Nueva York, k. I hope everybody's 39 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: feeling good, Hope everybody's feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling sane. 40 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: I'm feeling real good, feeling better on the men, starting 41 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 1: to feel more like myself, feeling positive about that. And 42 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: I hope everybody else's feeling good mentally, physically, emotionally. As 43 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: we head into the last week of June, six months 44 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: almost down. Can you believe that ship? Six months in 45 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: the can? Can you believe that ship? We'll be heading 46 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: into fourth of July week and do not, Jason Pierre Paul, 47 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: yourself funking around with those firecrackers, those M A d s, 48 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: those mega splitters, those banana nuts, those coke rockets, none 49 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: of that ship. You don't want to blow your fucking 50 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: fingers off trying to show off for the little kids 51 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. Leave it up to the pros. Jason 52 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: Pierre Poule was able to bounce back. He's a freak athlete, 53 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: So walking around with three fingers on one hand and 54 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: a couple of nubs on the other hand, you ain't 55 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: j P. P. So be careful out there fourth of 56 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: July weekend. Anyway, I'm feeling good. Um spent the last 57 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: three days in Jacksonville, Florida. Had a family trip down 58 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: there in Jacksonville, Florida. Had never been to Jacksonville, Florida. 59 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: I'm always a grumpy, reluctant traveler, especially being sick, you know, 60 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 1: going places that I've never been. Always Jacksonville. Uh, you know, 61 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: what the fuck do I gotta go? You know, family, 62 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, every time I come from Florida, 63 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: I always like it. I have nothing bad to say 64 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: about the place Jacksonville. The beaches of Atlantic Beach down 65 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: there in Jacksonville, gorgeous, deep, deep, wide beaches, clean sand. 66 00:04:55,480 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: The water was bath warm, but not too warm. Beautiful, 67 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: beautiful salt water, like you felt like you were really 68 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: in the Florida Ocean. No seaweed, no rocks, no nothing. 69 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: Gorgeous fucking beach waves coming in. You know, you gotta 70 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: pay attention, but not like Hawaii' not gonna flip you around. 71 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: You gotta pay attention, but just beautiful. They got the sand, grass, 72 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: and just every time I walk away from Florida two 73 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,919 Speaker 1: days or three, the only time I've never really enjoyed 74 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: Florida Orlando. No disrespect to the Orlando Wrap a Pack. 75 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: But that's the only place that I've been to in Florida. 76 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need to come back here, 77 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: not with the Disney, the Daffy Duck, the Mickey Mouse, 78 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: none of that stuff. But Miami West, Palm Beach, Jacksonville, 79 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: I'll go back. You're getting that fucking water, boy, That 80 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: water calms you the fuck down. That ocean just chills 81 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: you out. That ocean breeze, the sound of the ocean cracking, smacking, 82 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: the sunset, the sunrise, all of it. You know, I 83 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: grew up in New York City, so I didn't grow 84 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: up around oceans. You know, I'm I'm around water, East River, 85 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: Hudson River, but these are these are ship rivers. But 86 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: as I've gotten older, I realized, you know, I'm a pisces. 87 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: I enjoy the water. I will not put out one day. 88 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: The gringo man dingo owning a place in Florida. I 89 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: like it that much. I don't know how long I 90 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: could stay there, you know, at a time, but if 91 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: you want to chill the funk out. And I gotta 92 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: tell you, the people were nice. They were diverse, they 93 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: were eclectic, all sorts of people were coming up to me, 94 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: and I'm talking about like, you know, you judge a 95 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: book by its cover, You're like, oh, it's Florida, white, 96 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: red faced white people. I'm thinking they're looking at me. 97 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: They don't like me. So many people came up to me. 98 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: Appreciate your post, Appreciate what you say about Trump, Appreciate 99 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: what you said today about Roll ver s Wade, Appreciate this, 100 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: Appreciate it. And you if you judge a book by 101 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: its cover. These are not the kind of people you 102 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: would think that would come up to me, being big fans, 103 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: podcast fans. All of it had some decent meals. Had 104 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 1: had one meal that was not good. I mean it 105 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: was like, okay, it's Jacksonville, no disrespect. But I was like, okay, 106 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: but um, I really really, really enjoyed it. A lot 107 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: of people have been asking, there was some videotape of 108 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: me on the ocean. Why weren't you in your custom 109 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: made Jacksonville banana hammock. I think I left it. I 110 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: left it in York. I had to get myself a 111 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: bathing suit when I was down there. I go down 112 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 1: and usually I travel to three banana hammocks. Minimum got 113 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 1: to the hotel started unpacking, could not find out one 114 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: of my banana hammocks, had to go get myself a 115 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: substitute bathing suit. So that footage you saw of me 116 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: coming out of the water like a big fucking tall 117 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: glass of milk, looking lean and mean on the chest nked. 118 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: People were disappointed. Where's the hammock? Where is your banana hammock? Gringo, 119 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: man dingo, you're we expect you to be in that hammock. 120 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,440 Speaker 1: Other question that's been asked a few times already is 121 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 1: did you ship in the oceans of Jacksonville, And the 122 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: answer to that is no, I did not ship in 123 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: the ocean. I have no problem shooting in the ocean. 124 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: I enjoy shitting in the ocean. I feel like that's 125 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: what it's for. You're not gonna pollute the ocean if 126 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: you're ship in it. We all know my old sort 127 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: of colitis situation. I could find it very healing. That 128 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: salt water cleaning out your ass all natural. But the 129 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: answer to the question that a few people have asked 130 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: is no, I did not ship in the ocean during 131 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: this trip to Jacksonville, Florida, Atlantic Beach. But I have 132 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: nothing but great things to say, you know, the one 133 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: thing that I will say, my flights were on time, 134 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,199 Speaker 1: and a lot of people are dealing with delayed flights. 135 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,839 Speaker 1: They were on time and what you would expect to 136 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 1: be on time the plane there. If the plane says 137 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: it's gonna take off at ten forty and land at 138 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 1: twelve ten, it never happens. That fucking things never in 139 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 1: the air at ten forty, and you're never off the 140 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: fucking thing at twelve ten. And you get these needy pilots, 141 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: they come out at the end of the flight, you know, 142 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,960 Speaker 1: so proud of themselves that they didn't fucking crash the plane, 143 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: and they're standing there looking. In my opinion, they're looking 144 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: for you to say, great flight, thank you, thank you 145 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: captain for a great friend. And I'm like, no, you know, 146 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,079 Speaker 1: I'm glad we got there safe. That's first and foremost. 147 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: But in my opinion, a great fight is if it 148 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 1: says take off at ten forty, landed twelve ten. I 149 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: want to take off at ten forty, landed twelve ten. 150 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,280 Speaker 1: I don't want to take off at eleven oh three, 151 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: land at the tarmac at ten fifty three, and then 152 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: I'm off the fucking plane. Seventeen minutes later. So when 153 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 1: you come out there like all, you know, like waiting 154 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: for like like your little trophy. Y hang o, thank 155 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: you pilot, thank you, sir. Nah I say thanks, I 156 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: don't say great flight, thank you for getting me there safe. 157 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: Great flight means getting me there on time. I don't 158 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: like the extra forty five minutes on the fucking plane. 159 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:04,600 Speaker 1: Nobody does. And god forbid they get you there earlier 160 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 1: than the estimated time of arrival, then you'll just be 161 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,559 Speaker 1: sitting there probably even longer. Get me on and off 162 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 1: the fucking plane. If you want your participation trophy, if 163 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: you want your fucking you, shout out from me, Air Marshall, Mike, 164 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: don't just stand there like, oh, captain, oh you just 165 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 1: keptain figure so much funck all that you gotta earn it. Otherwise, 166 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: thank you. Have a good day. Now. It's a great 167 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: It's not a great flight. It wasn't a great flight. 168 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: It's a very good flight. It was a good flight. 169 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,079 Speaker 1: Wasn't bumpy. Got there safe, obviously the most important thing. 170 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 1: But it wasn't great. I'm on this fucking plane fifty 171 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:50,319 Speaker 1: more minutes than I need to be. I'm uncomfortable in 172 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: the year. You know, motherfucker's walking on the plane. You 173 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: know there should be a rule about against walking on 174 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:03,839 Speaker 1: the plane with food that's open. You shouldn't be able 175 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 1: to walk on the plane while you're sitting down, while 176 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 1: you're eating a Whopper Jr. Eating some Sabarro pizza, eating 177 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: a tuna sandwich that you brought from home. No one 178 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 1: wants to see that. If you want to do that, 179 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 1: eat it before you get on the plane, or wait 180 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: till you get to your seat. I saw this fat 181 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 1: bitch no disrespect walking down the aisle eating a big 182 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: gass slice. I'm like, why you don't eat the slice 183 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: when you get to your seat. She's eating a slice 184 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: like Tony Manaro and Saturday Night Fever in the opening scene, 185 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: like walking down the aisle eating the slice and can't 186 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:45,439 Speaker 1: wait to eat your slice? Do you sit down, Tubby. 187 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: Nobody wants to smell that ship. Nobody wants to see 188 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: that ship. Motherfucker's are uncomfortable. People are trying to settle 189 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 1: in where post COVID. Nobody's wearing masks. Nobody wants to 190 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: see you eating. Nobody wants to smell your Panda express 191 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 1: h shrimp low mean eat that ship at the airport, 192 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 1: or at least wait so you're in your seat. Mother 193 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: fucker's think they're in the cafeteria. I'm gonna flight to Jacksonville. 194 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,559 Speaker 1: Shout out to all the people I came across in Jacksonville, 195 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: a couple of people that I ran into. Listen to 196 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: the podcast, and thanks for the hot I will definitely 197 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: be back in Jacksonville. Like I said, you know, people 198 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: talk all that ship about Florida. I talk all that 199 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: ship about Florida. But I gotta tell you, like I said, 200 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 1: every time, every time I come back, I'm a satisfied customer. 201 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 1: And it's not like I'm big dicking it down there. 202 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: Stayed in a humble abode. I wasn't floss in it, 203 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: but just being right by that ocean, little ocean view. 204 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't in a fucking tent, but I 205 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: wasn't in some you know, fancy joint like my man 206 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: Trevor with the good hair, Trevor Lawrence Jacksonville Jaguars. Anyway, 207 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: I am back in New York City. I am performing 208 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 1: in Milwaukee fot fifteenth and sixteenth of this month. Fifteen 209 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,479 Speaker 1: and sixteenth of this month. Come see me in Milwaukee. 210 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: Uh tickets are on sale now Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. 211 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: And then I will be in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City. 212 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 1: I think I was in Oklahoma City once for the 213 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: Big Three, but it was in and out. I'll be 214 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: there the one at Bricktown Comedy. All tickets to all 215 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: information is available in Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. Of June, 216 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: you could see me yours truly the Gringo man Dingo 217 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: in fully disruptive fashion on season two of Only Murders 218 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 1: in the Building with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez. 219 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: And I think you're gonna be satisfying customers because I'm 220 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: in there talking that greasy shit right off the bat. 221 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: It's a fun part, fun show. It's on Hulu. Season 222 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: one was dope, fun, easy to watch, and I'm expecting 223 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 1: an even better season two. But I really had a 224 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: good time doing that. Show is a fun part. Uh 225 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: So you could catch me on that if you, UM, 226 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: if you watch it, d m me a video, DM 227 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: me a picture, I'll post it. I'm actually suspended again. 228 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: I am suspended again. UM replying two d m so 229 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: if you d m yo dingo. How are you doing, 230 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 1: Yo dingo? Why didn't you ship in the beach of Jacksonville? 231 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 1: I can't respond for a week, Yo dingo? How are 232 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,000 Speaker 1: you doing? Yo dingo? What do you think of Kyrie irving? Dingo? 233 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: What do you think of this? What do you think 234 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: of that? I cannot respond for a week? Why I 235 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: got shut down? Who knows? I don't even ask questions anymore. 236 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: So a part of the disruptive lifestyle. You live a 237 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: certain lifestyle, a life plan of disruption. These are some 238 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: of the ramifications. Tattered, bruised, banged up, but the chin 239 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 1: is down and you keep marching forward on some Denzel 240 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: and Man on fire shit. NBA draft came and went 241 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: last week. Nicks did not do ship. They traded away. 242 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: They're picked together more picks. They could have had a 243 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:07,640 Speaker 1: dope big man from Memphis Jalen During who they need, 244 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: but they decided not to. Who had the best draft? 245 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 1: I think the Pistons, Jade and Ivy, that kids good 246 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: and during who didn't come to the Knicks was a win. 247 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: The Pacers also got better. They got that kid, Benedict 248 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: Mathurian from Arizona. He's a problem. He's already talking about Lebron, 249 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 1: which I don't know if that's smart. I like your spunk, 250 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 1: I like your I like your pizzas kid, but to 251 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: be coming out saying they say Lebron's the best, I 252 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: want to see him prove he's better than me. I 253 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,399 Speaker 1: don't know if you need you need to do that, 254 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,640 Speaker 1: but God bless you. They also got that kid Nimbard 255 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: from Gonzaga who's a winner, and Kendall Brown from Baylor, 256 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:55,119 Speaker 1: who's a fucking beast on the break. The Rockets got 257 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 1: Jabari Smith from Auburn, Terry Easton from l s U, 258 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: and Tie Tie Washington from hockey. Those were steals and 259 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,639 Speaker 1: they need all the talent they can get because the 260 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 1: Houston Rockets are a mess. The thunder, Pelicans and Spurs 261 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 1: also stacked up talent as well. The NBA has never 262 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 1: been deeper in the future has never been brighter. Of course, 263 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: the Colorado Ambalanche won the Stanley Cup. Happy for the 264 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: Denver wrapper Pack. Old Mississippi won the College Baseball Championship. 265 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: Happy for the Mississippi Wrappa Pack. Shout out to the 266 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,959 Speaker 1: wrapper packs all over the world. UFC is gonna be 267 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,399 Speaker 1: sick this weekend. Baseball has been fun. The Yankees and 268 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 1: the Mets are great. They may meet in the fucking 269 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: World Series, and we're just a We're just a fucking 270 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 1: We're just around the corner to start putting our feet 271 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: in the ground for fantasy football. My wife's favorite time 272 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: of the year, fantasy football. She loves it so fucking much. 273 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: I cannot wait for that. And what else we got? 274 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: We got Row versus Wade has been overturned officially by 275 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: the corrupt line to face Supreme Court of the United 276 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:15,639 Speaker 1: States of America. And let me tell you something, I 277 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,399 Speaker 1: never thought that I would be discussing I would have 278 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: to use my disruptive powers for something as benign as 279 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: the rights of women to get abortion. And when I 280 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 1: say benight, I'm like, how is this even a discussion? 281 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: How is this even an argument? This was already figured 282 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 1: out fifty years ago. And every single one of these 283 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: judges pubic hair hands e sexually harassing, allegedly Clarence Thomas, 284 00:19:52,640 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 1: all of them, Comey, Barrett, Neil Gortz, Gorstch all of them, 285 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: Each and every one of these fucking judges that another 286 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:17,200 Speaker 1: date rape accused Supreme Court judge, that type faced freak Kavanaugh. 287 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,080 Speaker 1: They all said, we're not fucking with Roe versus Weight, 288 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: when when when they were campaign and when they were 289 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,400 Speaker 1: applying for the job, when they were tiptoeing and tap 290 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 1: dancing to get that job, We're not doing this, We're 291 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,120 Speaker 1: not fucking with it, all of them. They all said 292 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 1: that we're gonna leave it alone. Play the clip Miles Jordan's, 293 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: but these are all of them saying it. Do I 294 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 1: have this day and opinion and personal opinion on the 295 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: outcome and Roe versus Weight? And my answer to you 296 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 1: is that I do not. You think there is as 297 00:20:56,119 --> 00:21:01,479 Speaker 1: fundamental a concern asked legitimacy of the art would be 298 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 1: involved if Roe were to be overturned, Mr Chairman, I 299 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: think that they're The legitimacy of the court would be 300 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 1: undermined in any case if the Court made a decision 301 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: based on its perception of public opinion. So a good 302 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 1: judge will consider it as precedent of the United States 303 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: Supreme Court, worthy as treatment at precedent like any other. Senator, 304 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,359 Speaker 1: I said that it's settled as a precedent of the 305 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 1: Supreme Court, entitled the respect under principles of starry decisives 306 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 1: and one of the important things to keep in mind 307 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,879 Speaker 1: about Roe v. Wade is that it has been reaffirmed 308 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 1: many times over the past forty five years. As Richard 309 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: Fallon from Harvard said, Rowe is not a super precedent 310 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,639 Speaker 1: because calls for its overruling have never ceased. But that 311 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,439 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that Rose should be overruled. It just means 312 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: that it doesn't fall on the small handful of cases 313 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 1: like Marbury versus Madison and Brown versus the Board that 314 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: no one questions anymore. And as soon as they get 315 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 1: the fucking job, boom, not even a year in, they 316 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 1: vote out Roe versus Wade. What the funck is ro 317 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: Verse Wade, we know what it is. This is done 318 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: within the seventies abortion litigation in the seventies. Nineteen sixty nine, 319 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:33,159 Speaker 1: they met twenty one year old Norma McCorvey. Norma McCorvey, 320 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 1: who was pregnant with her third child she did not 321 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: want to have enough said. It went all the way 322 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 1: up to the Supreme Court nineteen seventy January. In January 323 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 1: nineteen seventy three seven to two decisions, Supreme Court held 324 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 1: that women in the United States had the right to 325 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,400 Speaker 1: choose whether or not they wanted to get an abortion. 326 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: Why are we discussing this and these people are so 327 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: Clarence Thomas is a sexually harassing funk. We all saw 328 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 1: what he did to Anita Hill, harassing her, talking greasy 329 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: by the water cooler, breathing honor, sexual advances, pubic hares, 330 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 1: talking about his dick game, talking about his fuck style. 331 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: This is a nasty motherfucker, Clarence Thomas. This is a dirty, dirty, 332 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: nasty motherfucker with thick, thick fingernails and ashy feet and 333 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:40,800 Speaker 1: bad breath. He's a nasty, dirty motherfucker. He was harassing 334 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:46,720 Speaker 1: that woman, Anita Hill, and he's up there just now. 335 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,639 Speaker 1: They want to throw back gay marriage. They want to 336 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,359 Speaker 1: take that away. He's married to a white woman. I 337 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 1: hope they try to take that away. Why are we 338 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: going backwards? And the craziest it about these judges that 339 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,280 Speaker 1: are in there. Pig Dick Donald Trump, the abortion king 340 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,679 Speaker 1: from Queen's pig Dick Donald Trump allegedly has the record 341 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 1: for funding paying for the most abortions from anybody from 342 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 1: the Borough of Queens. I can't confirm that information. It's 343 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: just something I've heard. But my guest now is that 344 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,919 Speaker 1: he's paid for and he impregnated at least thirty women. 345 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: He's up there. Oh it's a miracle, It's a miracle 346 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: from God. This decision was a was a miracle, was it? 347 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:47,280 Speaker 1: And he's evangelist, right wing pseudo Christian is pseudo Christian, 348 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: fake holier than now. They act like they don't get 349 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,960 Speaker 1: pregnant on accident. They act like they don't bust the condom. 350 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,920 Speaker 1: They act like they don't have one night stands. They 351 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,960 Speaker 1: act like they don't fun on airplanes. They act like 352 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,360 Speaker 1: they don't do all the same grimy ship that everybody 353 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: else does. You reap what you so, and they go, oh, well, 354 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:14,120 Speaker 1: only a small amount of abortions or rape cases. Who cares, 355 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: it's nobody's business. And you've got all these women having 356 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: to go on social media confessing talking about, oh, I 357 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 1: had an abortion when I was twenty one, and I 358 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,439 Speaker 1: was raped when I was twenty five, and I had 359 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: an abortion. I decided to do this. You don't have 360 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:40,639 Speaker 1: to explain that ship. Women, You don't have to explain 361 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:46,200 Speaker 1: your story. We know you don't have to validate. You 362 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,920 Speaker 1: don't have to explain. You don't have to confirm what 363 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:57,239 Speaker 1: you do. If you get pregnant, there's no there's no 364 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: reason to explain any of that. Ship. Fuck the people. 365 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,719 Speaker 1: You don't have to share. You see, if you want 366 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 1: to share your story, share your story. But that's your choice. 367 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,479 Speaker 1: Do you explaining it is acting like you don't have 368 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,359 Speaker 1: the right to that choice. You do have the right 369 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 1: to that choice. Fuck these people. You don't have to 370 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: This happened to me. This that happened to me. Don't 371 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: put yourself on blast to try to validate what we 372 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: already know is you're right. I will say somebody's average 373 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 1: to below average white women who've been talking shit about 374 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: toxic white man in toxic white male fragility, go to 375 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 1: your fucking guy, Clarence Thomas. That fuck. You can't blame 376 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,720 Speaker 1: fucking toxic white man for this. This is a group effort. 377 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: And I've talked about this. I've I've had abortions. I 378 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: didn't get the abortions. But you know, men, you could 379 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 1: be happily married, you could have two kids, your wife 380 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: could get pregnant. You'll be like, yo, we don't want 381 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,360 Speaker 1: to have another kid. We're over having another kid. Our 382 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: heart isn't into it, we don't have the money, we're 383 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: just not into it, and as a couple, you have 384 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 1: the right to make that choice. As a couple, you 385 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 1: don't have to. This affects men to some men don't 386 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 1: want to have Obviously the woman has to go through 387 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,640 Speaker 1: with the procedure. And I don't mean to diminister take 388 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 1: that away in any way. But couples, loving couples, married couples, healthy, 389 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 1: married couples can decide, we don't want the fucking baby, 390 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: or oh, the baby has birth defects. We don't want 391 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,160 Speaker 1: to fucking baby coming out with a dragon tail. That's 392 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:45,639 Speaker 1: your right, and it might come out perfectly healthy. If 393 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: you don't want that baby, you can't take care of 394 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,399 Speaker 1: that baby. You're not ready to have the baby, defeat us, 395 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:56,400 Speaker 1: whatever you wanna call it. You don't have to explain 396 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: that ship, yo, You don't have to the fact that 397 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,440 Speaker 1: it got taken away. I was bugging. I was like, yeah, 398 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,320 Speaker 1: I can't even believe I'm having to discuss this ship 399 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: fifty years ago and now there's dirty, dusty, dingy, mothball 400 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 1: smelling motherfucker Clarence Thomas is talking about for sending gay marriage, 401 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:24,199 Speaker 1: taking away contraception Plan B pills. This is crazy. The 402 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: governor from South Dakota said the state will prosecute doctors 403 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:35,960 Speaker 1: performing abortions, not the women. The doctors as if the 404 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,480 Speaker 1: women are being fucking held down against their will to 405 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,400 Speaker 1: get the abortions. We're gonna get the doctors. We're gonna 406 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 1: protect these mothers. We support the mothers. You support the 407 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: mothers that don't want the babies. States Twenty six states 408 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: are certain or likely to ban abortion, which would cut 409 00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 1: off forty million women of reproductive age from accessing the service. 410 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:07,760 Speaker 1: Now what, Thirteen states have already passed laws to automatically 411 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: outlaw abortion. After the ruling, that ship doesn't take. It's 412 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: not like you're getting a driver's license. Supreme Court, they 413 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: put that ship down. Boom, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, 414 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wahoming. Done 415 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 1: Ship's Crazy podcast. Obviously, people have been protesting all over 416 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: the place. I'm gonna tell you one thing about protests. 417 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 1: I saw some protests, some protesters, some abortion right protesters 418 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: standing in front of trucks. I've said this about black 419 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: lives matter, Blue lives matter, Red lives matter, pro choice, 420 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: pro life. When you're out there protesting, you could be upset, 421 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 1: you could be angry. But when you start standing in 422 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,560 Speaker 1: front of motherfucker's cars and trucks scared people. They might 423 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,240 Speaker 1: be on the same page as you, but you could 424 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: scare them. They might have to ship, they might have 425 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: ultrative colitis, they might have to go somewhere, they might 426 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: have they might just be overwhelmed and scared. They might 427 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: just not want to deal with it. You start getting 428 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: in front of people's cars and trucks, do not complain 429 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 1: when you get random funck over. I don't care what 430 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 1: your causes. So a few clips of people standing in 431 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: front of people's cars on the freeway, then they're like, 432 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: what the fuck, motherfucker, I got to take a ship. 433 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,959 Speaker 1: I'm not shipping in my new Ford Bronco. I just 434 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 1: bought this price in my new Tesla. I gotta go 435 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: funk out of the way. I'm with you, but you 436 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 1: got to move. You're not gonna move, okay, now I 437 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 1: run you over. It's easier to get an assault rifle 438 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,400 Speaker 1: than it is to have an abortion. In a lot 439 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: of this country, It's easier to get a fucking assault 440 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 1: rifle and a gun than it is to have an abortion. 441 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 1: You don't think these Fred flint Stone motherfucker's are coming 442 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: for gay rights, interracial rights, and more. You're kidding yourself. 443 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: I never thought I would be saying. I never thought 444 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,400 Speaker 1: that I would have to use my disruptive powers for this. 445 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: That was all over the news this weekend, and they 446 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 1: always post that one picture of me with that lesion 447 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 1: on my face like that. First of all, if I 448 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,640 Speaker 1: thought having that legion on my face was so bad, 449 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 1: I never would have went out in public. Do you 450 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 1: think that that's gonna stop me from real bright bart 451 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:59,480 Speaker 1: They're like Michael Rappaport called Clarence Thomas a hands the 452 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: sexual harassal. I'm like, ain't the first time, And they 453 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: always use that picture. Never made a motherfucking precancerous benign 454 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 1: legion looks so goddamn good. No one's ever done it 455 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: as good as me. What, But this is where we 456 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: are anyway. I mean, I could go on and on 457 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: and on about this ship. It's very very demoralizing, and 458 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: the fact that they're able to get up there, these 459 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: judges when they're cow talon politicking, tap dancing, shucking and 460 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: jiving to get the jobs, and then as soon as 461 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: they're in there, that's yo, that's you can't do that 462 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: in the court of law. You're perjuring yourself. You're saying no, 463 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,280 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do this when you're up there in 464 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,120 Speaker 1: your suits, and then a couple of months later you're 465 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 1: like boom, like yo that if you do that in court, YO, 466 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 1: that's contempt of court. That's pre you perjury yourself. You 467 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: put your hand on a stack of Bibles in front 468 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,720 Speaker 1: of the entire world, and what kind of God fearing 469 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 1: evangelistic Christians, whatever the funk they are. I don't know 470 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: what these people are. I don't care. If they're so 471 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: God fearing, don't they know that God is watching them 472 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 1: lie in front of the world on tape over and 473 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: over and over again them tapes. Don't lie. Play the 474 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: fucking tape again. Miles Jordan's do I have this day 475 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,840 Speaker 1: and opinion, a personal opinion on the outcome and row 476 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 1: versus weight? 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