1 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to give thanks 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: and honor to an almighty God for waking us up 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: this morning, starting us on our way and closing our 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,319 Speaker 1: right mind. I remember that from old church days. Yeah, 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: that was standing opening of any testimony. The funniest testimony 6 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: wasn't the funniest one. I was seeing some funny ones 7 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: over my lifetime, and the funniest testimony was the ladies 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: to it up said I want to thank to God 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: for blessing me. Thank you for Bishop Bonna. First, lady, 10 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: I want to thank God. I was driving on the 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: freeway last night and a car passed me, Thank you Jesus, 12 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: and she sat down. I couldn't breathe. I was fifteen, 13 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,959 Speaker 1: and that to me was the funniest thing I had 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: ever seen. Yeah, and that was it bought me. And 15 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: my nephew was on that front row. Who at a 16 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: richer prior concert. Holly, ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: Harvey Mornings Show, Shelton Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior, 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: and the legend that is nephew Tommy my zoom is 19 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 1: froze it off from here, Junior. 20 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. 21 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: I ain't mean to disturb you. Can you see me? 22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 2: No, you're gone, You're gone. 23 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I thought with them glasses on, you still 24 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: might be able to pick me up. What's on your 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 1: mind today, Junior? 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: Oh? 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: Man? I oh? Oh? 28 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 2: Life is life? It ain't it? 29 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: Yeah? Get yourself? Come on, Junior, start right here on. Yeah, 30 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it today. I didn't want 31 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: to say nothing. I thought it was the glasses. But 32 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,199 Speaker 1: go ahead, Jr. 33 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: I have to weark glasses now. But I got turned 34 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 2: into the elders of my family. Everything you said, they 35 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 2: said the same thing. You can't put your hands on 36 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 2: You can't, ju Yeah, you can't. And you you thought, 37 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 2: how did you think it was gonna go? 38 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: Though? I thought I was gonna be a hero the 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, Junior. You watch the news 40 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: a lot, don't you, Yes, sir, Ever seen on the 41 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: news somebody a hero for choking the crackhead? Jr? Ever 42 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: seen that story? Ever there chokes our crackhead? Details at 43 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: eleven keys to the city will be appointed. We'll give 44 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: you the details right there. Left. Ever heard that? No, sir, 45 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: that's because you don't get points for choking people who 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: ain't doing well. J Now you've learned. Yeah, that's the 47 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: thing that comes with your new role as to senior 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: man in the family. It's called responsibility and discernment. 49 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 2: Can I still be a great person? 50 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: That's why I'm working on now, you're lost. Once you 51 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: do that, and once you choke somebody out at a 52 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: cookout Thanksgiving dinner, yeah, Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah. And that's a 53 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: big holiday, Junior, for a chokeout. You see what you 54 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: did normally occur at cookouts, said you get invited. The 55 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: next year is Thanksgiving. 56 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 2: I can't go back right now, all right, Sorry, you're 57 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 2: listening hard Morning Show