WEBVTT - How NOT to be a thief

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<v Speaker 1>Dean Smith. When he retired from coaching the tar Heels,

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<v Speaker 1>moved to Wales and began a life of crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Get up, gamsay media charge.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well this is a fun one and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you a minute to think about your ans.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I do find the other questions? You do pressure

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<v Speaker 2>me too quickly to get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I have the colimber of the clock.

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<v Speaker 2>The sound effects come on, name all the state capitals

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<v Speaker 2>come on.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the most embarrassing way to get caught after robbing

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<v Speaker 1>a back?

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<v Speaker 2>You shit yourself now. I feel like I've shown my

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<v Speaker 2>personal cards. I mean, at least when I've robbed you,

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<v Speaker 2>don't we talk about that ones you trip and you

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<v Speaker 2>drop the comical animated bag of money that has a

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<v Speaker 2>money sign on the outside of it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>knock sure out. Imagine there's numerous ways to be wildly embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a good one for you, because that is

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<v Speaker 1>a good answer, but it's not the correct answer would

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<v Speaker 1>be you get stuck in the revolving.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that is so delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Allow me to share a video with you that comes

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<v Speaker 1>from Brazil and it's been sped up a bit and

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<v Speaker 1>someone added the Keystone Cops music because I think you'll

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<v Speaker 1>find it appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, never

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<v Speaker 2>even thought of this. What a great idea. Kick the

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<v Speaker 2>screens man. This is taking too long, sped up. This

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<v Speaker 2>guy was not smart. Was he gonna die? Oh? My god?

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<v Speaker 2>He took his pants so he does not die. He

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<v Speaker 2>does not die. Why did you take his pants off?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? But he did it well? I remember, God, lie,

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<v Speaker 2>that was so tense.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you some details then you can tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what you observed there. So what seems to have happened

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<v Speaker 1>is that a twenty year old man is not named

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<v Speaker 1>in the few stories I could find. It's a small

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<v Speaker 1>time attempted theft and a Karen Gola, Brazil. Not sure

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<v Speaker 1>exactly where in Brazil that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is, Okay, I do. I'm very good at geography. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to go into it. But I did know

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<v Speaker 2>exactly where that was. I thought you would. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want you to show off. He's wearing the universal uniform

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<v Speaker 2>of experienced bank robbers, a T shirt, board, shorts, and

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<v Speaker 2>flip flops. Surprised his name wasn't on the back of

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<v Speaker 2>his shirt. To be quite frank, his.

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<v Speaker 1>Plan seems to be, well, well, how would you describe

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<v Speaker 1>his plan?

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<v Speaker 2>I very care free, very optimistic. You know, when you

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<v Speaker 2>go into a bank and they've got the three or

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<v Speaker 2>four ATMs or whatever all lined up so that multiple

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<v Speaker 2>customers can use them at one time. He clearly was

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<v Speaker 2>at an hour of early morning, late night where no

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<v Speaker 2>one's going to be there, and he's just kicking in

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<v Speaker 2>the screen and then reaching down into it, which I

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<v Speaker 2>would have never thought. The money was just right there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't tell it doesn't seem like he's too successful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's just kicking the ATMs under the assumption that

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<v Speaker 2>money is just sitting in there willy nilly, and none

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<v Speaker 2>of them are fruitful. I think he tried all the

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<v Speaker 2>machines because he thought maybe that first one just was

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<v Speaker 2>out of money, and that surely the money is still

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<v Speaker 2>definitely right below the screen. So there's no audio in

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<v Speaker 2>the video, and you don't really see his face, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna guess he was not sober. This didn't look sober.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't looked like smart sober behavior, because even sped up,

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<v Speaker 2>he was taking way too long.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, so he's just wailing on him.

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<v Speaker 2>He pokes prods, he tries to pry open the tray

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<v Speaker 2>with the cash comes out, as if that's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>the ATM makers hadn't thought of. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally he does kick one and it breaks as you said,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's no cash. Yeah, so he strikes out again.

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<v Speaker 1>These are machines that are left with cash unattended, often

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<v Speaker 1>in dark lobbies and locations where there's no security. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna guess it's really hard to break into one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, right. The level of optimism that he thought

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<v Speaker 2>with nothing he had nothing but his like kicking his

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<v Speaker 2>flip flops, seems absurd. He did have a great kick, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's you know, hoist

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<v Speaker 2>Gracie trained with a little mooie tie on the side.

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<v Speaker 1>MMA.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, just a classic MMA student of

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<v Speaker 2>the craft.

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<v Speaker 1>It gave me a fun idea, which is a game

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<v Speaker 1>show where's who can break into the ATM fast? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You pick five guys who are already going to jail,

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<v Speaker 2>and you give them like ten minutes in a lobby

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<v Speaker 2>with one tool of their choice. If they get in,

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<v Speaker 2>they keep the money and they get away, but if

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<v Speaker 2>they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That charge is added to their rap sheets, then they

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<v Speaker 1>go to jail for longer. I think, let's monetize and

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<v Speaker 1>gamify criminal jumps. I think it'll be a you check.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nothing ethically sketchy enough at at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So what basically what happens? He finally he sits down

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor, and he also tries to open the

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<v Speaker 1>wall under the machine, as if that's a thing you

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<v Speaker 1>could do to like, oh, they ca.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is where the money would just be sitting Yeah, yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he thought it was like a coke vending machine,

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<v Speaker 2>like where on the other side of the glass, So

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<v Speaker 2>just just sitting there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all I have to do is get in there somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>All of this is on camera, of course, because those

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<v Speaker 1>lobbies with ATMs always have I mean, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>That was just one angle we saw. I mean he's

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<v Speaker 2>probably captured on numerous angles. His face is probably very clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But he goes to escape through the revolving door and

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<v Speaker 2>it just locks up on him as you would I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I was about to say as you would expect,

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<v Speaker 2>but that does seem like a great idea that I

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<v Speaker 2>did not expect. Yeah, So what.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually happened there was that is the revolving glass door

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<v Speaker 1>between the lobby and the bank itself. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>when he fails at the ATM, he's like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>going to go into the bank now and rob the drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course they locked that revolving door. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes in and he gets stuck. He doesn't just

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<v Speaker 1>get stuck, he gets his heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that actually looks severe. Why didn't he take his

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<v Speaker 2>clothes off? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm glad that you pointed that out because one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite comments under the video that version I

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<v Speaker 1>saw was well known. In fact, taking your pants off

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<v Speaker 1>makes your head smaller.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have a different angle? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see see that part? So here's just this in isolation.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what this actually lasts for twenty minutes. It's sped up.

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<v Speaker 2>He is thin as a rail, very skinny. He is

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<v Speaker 2>Josh and I's target weight exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my drid. I have a photo of this man

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<v Speaker 1>stable to my treadmill.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't there. I gotta say where he's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. That's where you're like, oh, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>even get like what do you do there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you who can't see this, at home.

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<v Speaker 1>His head is only his head is stuck in the

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<v Speaker 1>revolving door.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he does get out, and he's like so grateful.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was hoping happened there when he got his

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<v Speaker 1>head out, But then I was hoping his leg would them, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here he goes he's doing. He's like, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>keep going. I actually kind of admire this guy, to

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<v Speaker 2>be quite honest. He's gonna try the vault here, he's

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<v Speaker 2>just trying the ball as though someone forgot that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Here he tries to poor coffee, but the craft is empty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, they don't just have coffee? Are you just

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there? Yeah, this guy is on another level. And

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<v Speaker 2>then he's back to the revolving door. He's like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 2>he's out locked himself inside him in the bank. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you will not be shocked at how this turns out,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. Anyways, he went on to become the

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<v Speaker 2>president of McDonald's. It's actually very impressive. This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they just walk in. They're like, hey, but hey,

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<v Speaker 2>sorry I was there's no coffee. If that's your first question.

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<v Speaker 2>If your first question is is their coffee? The answers

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<v Speaker 2>so yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The cops showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, he had been so what happened is I guess

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<v Speaker 2>there was a guard at the security company that monitors

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<v Speaker 2>the cameras had been watching this. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>he's slow plated on purpose, because he's like, I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>see how this turns out. This is cold, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet is gonna love this. Honestly, he's probably like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell this guy's fucked up. Let's use this

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<v Speaker 2>as a test. Let's see if our revolving door thing works.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's actually see if our fail safes are all in place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because he does all that. The glass door part

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<v Speaker 1>alone took twenty minutes, so this is basically probably thirty

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<v Speaker 1>to forty minutes. And then what we just observed is

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<v Speaker 1>a four officers showing up with their guns.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in the room and you have this on

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<v Speaker 2>the monitor, you're not immediately wanting this to conclude. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like watching a TV show for an hour. If anything,

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<v Speaker 2>this kid should get rewarded for being an incredible entertainer

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<v Speaker 2>and also a contortionist, a very good contortionist.

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<v Speaker 1>He managed to get his head stuck and then got

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<v Speaker 1>through and then got his legs stuck, so yeah. It

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<v Speaker 1>ends with our man in cuff sobering up a jail

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<v Speaker 1>and then realizing the next day that there's footage of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he may have had some regrets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I only share this story as a warm up

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<v Speaker 1>because this week we're looking at some of the world's

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<v Speaker 1>dumbest robbery as hemps. And I say some of because

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<v Speaker 1>there are so many. Honestly, we could just have the

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<v Speaker 1>whole spin offs. Yeah, this humanity never fails to entertainment,

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<v Speaker 1>never disappoints us, always entertained the so coming up on

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<v Speaker 1>Crime List this week our latest contribution to the aspiring

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<v Speaker 1>criminals of the world, How Not to be a Thief? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to Crime Lost, a weekly celebration of the

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<v Speaker 1>amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. And we are

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<v Speaker 1>on an endless quest to educate They just need.

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<v Speaker 2>So much help, that's right, and we're the ones to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Josh Dean and Rory Skofel, you're educators for hire.

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<v Speaker 1>Crime one on one. So I'm going to dial up

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<v Speaker 1>the absurd meter from here from the man getting second right,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I said up top that getting stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>a revolving door is probably the most embarrassing way to

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<v Speaker 1>get caught robbing a bank, But can you think of

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<v Speaker 1>a more absurd way to get caught up in a theft?

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<v Speaker 1>In general? It doesn't have to be a bank.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is going to sound like I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a repeat, But you shit your

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<v Speaker 2>pants while in a revolver revolving door, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>shit and you're like, well, I gotta do it in here.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna love the headline of this one because a

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<v Speaker 2>man in Washington State got trapped in an escape room. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's that's expected. Well, Wally was robbing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever done one? I have done let's say, five, six,

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<v Speaker 2>seven escape rooms. I made fun of them for so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I went and did one in Atlanta in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen and it was so fun. I immediately was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. This is a blast. So you're now

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<v Speaker 2>an a skaper room I'm an a scape room guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done one a year since then. But on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great way to kill time and it's fun

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<v Speaker 2>to do, and if you go with the right group.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the thing. You always got to have

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<v Speaker 2>the right group. Of people who get it. It's fun

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<v Speaker 2>to go with comics who are competitive, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of comedians, because they're making jokes while also still

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<v Speaker 2>trying to succeed as a team.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a terrible reality show idea.

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<v Speaker 2>US comics don't get to be teammates very often, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is a perfect setting for it. I like this,

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<v Speaker 2>and this could be a reality show. You're right, nobody's

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<v Speaker 2>steal that. If anybody's listening, who does that kind of thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't take that idea? That's ours. Just trademarked it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's how it works. That's a trademarks work, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, hey, you're asking the right guy. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for yes, if you're looking for uneducated yes, is

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<v Speaker 2>you just asked the right guy legal advice?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it works. It's just saying it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a citizen's arrest. I could just arrest you.

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<v Speaker 2>So this guy thought escape rooms are a lucrative business.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're gonna have a lot of questions. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>So this particular escape room was in Vancouver, Washington, a

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<v Speaker 1>town I have always found confusing because it's close to Vancouver, Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a suburb of Portland, Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Indiana University, Pennsylvania of Towns.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, some people have booked some flights and

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<v Speaker 2>they've messed up, and they've been like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't even ask for my passport, which Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's what happened. A solo robber, for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>he decides to break into the Northwest Escape Experience back

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty eighteen, the year before you were hooked. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so escape rooms were pretty new then, I think, or

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<v Speaker 1>at least I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, even more reason to not necessarily break into one.

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<v Speaker 2>So he breaks into the back door and he just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of hangs out when he got in.

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<v Speaker 1>He just made himself at home. The stoard's owner told CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually stole one beer from the refrigerator. The police

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<v Speaker 1>say he also had a burrito. Are there always burritos

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<v Speaker 1>at escape room?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I gotta say a beer does sound rare, but

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<v Speaker 2>know your clientele right.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So as a beer, he has a burrito. At

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<v Speaker 1>some point he decides to leave with the beer and

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<v Speaker 1>the burrito evidence disposed of in his belly, but he

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<v Speaker 1>has a stolen cell phone and has stolen TV remote,

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<v Speaker 1>which feels like something that doesn't have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>value on its own.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if this guy knows what money

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<v Speaker 2>is or where to find it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like, look at all this loose I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Break into this escape room that's been raking in millions.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna guess he didn't put a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>thought into it. Maybe again, we're talking about an individual

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<v Speaker 1>who's had a few.

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<v Speaker 2>Drags, a little inebriation. Might not have been his first

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<v Speaker 2>beer the one that he stole. So he's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get out the way he came in through the back,

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<v Speaker 2>but he did so much damage to the door wall

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<v Speaker 2>breaking it to get in that he's stuck. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think the front door was also probably locked from the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>So he has successfully locked.

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<v Speaker 1>Himself in an escape room, and he's apparently having immediate

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<v Speaker 1>regrets because he calls the cops on himself, dials nine

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<v Speaker 1>to one one and ask for help.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there should be some leniency in that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think so too, And I think the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that we don't know his name leads me to believe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they were like, all right, we're gonna talk to

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<v Speaker 2>the press, but we're not gonna charge. Yeah, this feels

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<v Speaker 2>like going to confession. The priest is like, hey, what

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<v Speaker 2>the hell? But also all right, I gotta say some hail.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wish we had audio of that nine

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<v Speaker 1>on one. Guah, I broke into an escape room and

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<v Speaker 1>now I can't get out. What a great ad for

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<v Speaker 1>the escape room, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no one gets out. Nope, not even a guy

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<v Speaker 2>who wasn't trying to get in the criminal or not.

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<v Speaker 2>No one gets out, so he.

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<v Speaker 1>Does not one. Then he decides one more time to

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<v Speaker 1>try the back door, and actually it does open this time,

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<v Speaker 1>so he does escape, only to run into the cops.

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<v Speaker 2>Who What a regretful evening on several levels. Yeah, he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did I call the I gave up too soon? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he gave up too soon, which I honestly a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of us do in escape rooms. You know, you're yelling out,

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<v Speaker 2>give me my first of three clues, and you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>it way too soon into the hour. That was him.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you successfully gotten out every time you fell?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Mixed results. That very first time we got out

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<v Speaker 2>with seconds it was epic. But I've done somewhere. We

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get out in time, but we got so close

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<v Speaker 2>we saw the path a little too late. You get

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<v Speaker 2>hung up on some of the puzzles or riddles, and

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<v Speaker 2>if you can't get through everything in a certain amount

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<v Speaker 2>of time, you're kind of screwed. You always think you're

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<v Speaker 2>moving at a clip, and then you're like, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>there's ten more puzzles.

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<v Speaker 1>So this guy had exactly that experience.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, Oh, I go wait, wait, I am

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<v Speaker 2>damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried the door one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, feel bad for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it says he was charged with second agree burglary,

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<v Speaker 1>but we couldn't find a conviction. So I'm hopeful that

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<v Speaker 1>he got off because the escape room owners, the owner

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<v Speaker 1>took it really well. Here's what he said. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>once we got down there and realized the damage was minimal,

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<v Speaker 1>we just thought it was hilarious, he told Sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. And also he took a beer in a burrito,

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<v Speaker 2>which you're lost there fifteen dollars at.

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<v Speaker 1>Most if it's a really nice beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I assume he went with a nice beer and

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<v Speaker 2>probably you know the markup on these ritos. That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, the two writers who wrote the CNN

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<v Speaker 1>story I found Elizabeth Echon and Emily Smith had some

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<v Speaker 1>real fun with it, and I have to share my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite part. They reported that the thief was inside for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five minutes, and that the average time it takes

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<v Speaker 1>paying customers to escape the escape room when it's a

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<v Speaker 1>challenge and not a crime is fifty to fifty eight minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and the record at that location is thirty three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course his time won't count. The owner said

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<v Speaker 1>he did call nine one one. That's not a wind

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<v Speaker 1>you quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Does make me realize has anyone been in an escape

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<v Speaker 2>room and called nine one one just to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't I'm in here. I'm in here. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>mummy theme. It's kind of an Egyptian mummy theme.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone who didn't totally understand the rules. They're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're actually trapped in there.

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<v Speaker 2>To you know, you can Also, you could just probably

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<v Speaker 2>knock on the door. Also, I bet the door's not locked.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the other thing about escape rooms. People are always like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be locked in a room. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, no one's locked anywhere. You can just leave

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<v Speaker 2>whenever you want. But the fun of it is to

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<v Speaker 2>try to earn your way out.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should open an escape room where the stakes

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<v Speaker 1>are higher. Though you actually are.

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<v Speaker 2>Locked in a locked and the water is slowly rising,

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<v Speaker 2>ruining a lot of the clues. You're gonna need to

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<v Speaker 2>get out, and you have to call nine one one.

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<v Speaker 2>You either get out or you call that one or

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<v Speaker 2>you die. You have to humble yourself to call nine

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<v Speaker 2>one one.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody take this idea either. This is also our Humility

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<v Speaker 1>escape room, the Crimeless themed escape rooms. It's either jailed,

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<v Speaker 1>death or victory.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>For our next extremely dumb robbery attempt, we're going back

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<v Speaker 1>to a bank, the Simon's in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>That was I fell like a little side quest.

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<v Speaker 1>The year is twenty ten and three pals decide to

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<v Speaker 1>rob a bank in the wee hours of a Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Wacovia Bank, which I think is Southern Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have those back in?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is Southern, Yeah, Wokovia.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's where your parents kept their riches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So two of the guys, Oscar Montoya at the time

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<v Speaker 1>of twenty nine and Won Hernandez twenty two. They break

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<v Speaker 1>in through the front window while their pal Ricardo Barrius

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<v Speaker 1>stays out in the parking lot and they get away car.

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<v Speaker 1>These dudes are expecting to get away with a huge hole,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's Sunday. All the drawers are empty, the cash

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<v Speaker 1>is in the vaults, and the vault is of course locked.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar problems to our man in Brazil is like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought the money would be yeah right, He's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can get into the bank, I'm home free.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why research is so critical, so critical.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm learning over the years that bank robbers are not

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<v Speaker 1>often putting a ton of thought into what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just like, it's a bank. You are learning that

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<v Speaker 2>there's money in there, and I need money must be accessible.

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<v Speaker 2>It must just be in there. How else could you

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<v Speaker 2>get it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So they've broken a window in the process, though,

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<v Speaker 1>so their time is short. They do the next best thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They grab whatever they can find, which in this case

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<v Speaker 1>is it shit ton of coins that they start stuffing

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<v Speaker 1>in a bag. So I feel like we've heard this before.

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<v Speaker 1>As many coins as they can carry and find, which

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<v Speaker 1>creates a new problem. Of course, what would that be

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<v Speaker 1>ror Well, yeah, right, it's all great until you've stolen

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred thousand dimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, until you realize you don't lift weights.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day, so it's really hard to run away from

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<v Speaker 1>the bank. They don't even make it out of the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>The cops respond to the break in, and they pretty

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<v Speaker 1>easily catch and arrest the guys one of them, the

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<v Speaker 1>first one, Montoya, just surrenders. The second one at least

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<v Speaker 1>puts up an entertaining fight. He hides in the ceiling

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<v Speaker 1>above the tiles up on the second floor, and then

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<v Speaker 1>a police dog discovers him, at which point he falls

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<v Speaker 1>through the tiles. Yeah, and tries to run before and

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<v Speaker 1>I quote police dogs tracked him down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a Bugs Bunny episode, Like he falls through

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling and then they've got like his pants are

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<v Speaker 1>stretching out, really the police fighting his butt so ouch.

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<v Speaker 1>Both are charged with burglary and possession of burglary tools.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they use the getaway car? Well, they never

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<v Speaker 1>got there, but if they had, they also would have

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<v Speaker 1>been very disappointed in their pal because he was passed

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<v Speaker 1>out at the week. No dude was drunk, so drunk

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, that he slept through it all.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't wake up for the alarms, didn't even wake

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<v Speaker 2>up when a bunch of cob cars roared in sirens blaring,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't finally app to until the cops poured water on

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<v Speaker 2>him and slapped his face.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows. Yeah, he finally wakes up and seems very

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<v Speaker 1>confused about what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>He claimed to not even know that his friends were

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<v Speaker 2>going to rob a bank, and he was only charged

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<v Speaker 2>with another charge that I'm learning about as I researched

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<v Speaker 2>the show having poor friendship choices.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was one's that's a charge against his character.

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<v Speaker 1>The criminal charge was resisting arrest without violence, which I

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<v Speaker 1>guess is just refusing. How does that one?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know what that is. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess pretending to be asleep. Yes, no, you're not sleeping,

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<v Speaker 2>wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Or it's like just I'm sorry, officer, I do not

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<v Speaker 1>accept your arrest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very gentlemanly.

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<v Speaker 1>So two of them charged with bank robbery. One gets off, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, we can't know for sure if he

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<v Speaker 1>knew the cops bought his story for whatever reason. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's how drunk. Hey, they're like, no, this guy, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy had no idea. Yeah, you're also like even if

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<v Speaker 1>he is guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what are we mad about? Here? Are we

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<v Speaker 2>worried this guy's gonna fall asleep again? Somewhere he saved

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<v Speaker 2>himself a dui. All kinds of go arguments could be

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<v Speaker 2>made on his path.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm happy to say I'm guessing that was a

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<v Speaker 1>relatively minor offense and he's hopefully turned over a new

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<v Speaker 1>leaf and is living as a law abiding citizen of

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<v Speaker 1>Miami Today. After the break, we have some more truly

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<v Speaker 1>terrible thieves to talk about, So stay tuned. Hello, and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to Crime Last, the weekly podcast that's beamed

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<v Speaker 1>by satellite into every school for thieves. Yes, because of

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<v Speaker 1>its importance as a learning tool. For our next story,

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<v Speaker 1>we go to Wales across the Pond, as we always do.

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<v Speaker 2>Late last year, fall of twenty twenty five, I went

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<v Speaker 2>and performed in Aberystwyth at a festival.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of those words I would not in Cardiff

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<v Speaker 1>be able to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I only know how to say it because I've had

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<v Speaker 2>to say it so many times. But on paper you

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<v Speaker 2>would go, I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>My last name, Dean is Welsh, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>was told that it means valley dweller. But I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>now really thing I've never learned.

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<v Speaker 2>Ally dweller that feels offen. I don't know why that

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<v Speaker 2>feels offensive, but it feels like derogatory for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a couple of valley dwellers over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I also mentioned this because the purb in our story

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<v Speaker 1>is named Dean, but it's his first name. He's Dean Smith. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>not the coach, legendary coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>After he retired from coaching the tar Heels, he moved

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<v Speaker 1>to Wales and took up a life of craft. Not

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people know that they're gonna learn it

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<v Speaker 1>here for the first time. That's not true at all,

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<v Speaker 1>Dean Smith, if you're still alive, I don't know he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not, okay, so we can't defame dead people anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I was worried for a minute there that I have

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<v Speaker 1>to just walked up. But I can. I can stand

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<v Speaker 1>by it. Dean Smith, when he retired from coaching the

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<v Speaker 1>tar Heels, moved to Wales and began a life of

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<v Speaker 1>crow Get up. So this Dean Smith, he's from a town,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't believe I did this to myself. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the Welsh pronunciation specialist, it's triorchy rhnda sinantas.

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<v Speaker 2>That was me that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I said that wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, what was your first clue? Welsh? By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>it's right next to England, but it's a wildly different language.

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<v Speaker 2>It's when you see you written out, you're like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I do not know. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>languages you can kind of guess. If you don't know it,

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<v Speaker 2>you can kind of go and I think I maybe

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<v Speaker 2>kind of know what we're talking about. Welsh. They're like, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no no no no no no no no,

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<v Speaker 2>don't even try, don't even start. It's so different looking

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<v Speaker 2>than English, even though they like are a few hours.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't want vowels to go where we want vowels to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, and a lot of continents without vowels. There's some

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<v Speaker 1>words that have very few that a lot of whys exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to offend so many Welsh people too, But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not throwing stones. It's fascinating to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's beautiful. We backtracked so quickly. Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it sound great when it's spoken to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes for our listeners, Yes, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So this guy, Dean Smith, went to a branch of

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<v Speaker 1>Barclay's Bank back in May of twenty fourteen to change

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<v Speaker 1>his address. It was twenty fourteen. I guess banks made

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<v Speaker 1>you do that. I r L back then. And when

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<v Speaker 1>he's there talking to the teller, he sees something that

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<v Speaker 1>excites him.

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<v Speaker 2>Cash in the drawer.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all of us. This is experience that maybe our

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<v Speaker 1>first guy had had too. He was like, whoa cash,

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<v Speaker 1>There's some cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Is in there so much I just had just gotta

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<v Speaker 2>break into this screen and tickle the robot hands that'll

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<v Speaker 2>drop the cash into my satchel. So I guess Dean

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<v Speaker 2>can't get this sweet cash out of his mind because

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<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes later, thirty minutes rory.

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<v Speaker 1>A half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he goes back in disguise. Can you imagine being

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<v Speaker 2>so upstanding, you're willing to change your address and follow

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<v Speaker 2>the law, but then you decided to thirty minutes later,

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<v Speaker 2>shift into a life of crime.

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<v Speaker 1>He just started to day with an aeron.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had my coffee yet, and you never know

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<v Speaker 2>what choices I'll make.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, like the kind of erin that

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<v Speaker 1>like I would put that off for so long. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go in person to the bank to

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<v Speaker 1>change my address, it would make me years to change

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<v Speaker 1>my address.

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<v Speaker 2>I would always be like, is this the day I

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<v Speaker 2>go to the bank to change my address? Nope, definitely

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<v Speaker 2>not happening today.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty minutes later, he goes back in disguise and I

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<v Speaker 1>use that term very loosely here or just.

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<v Speaker 2>A finger as a mustache.

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<v Speaker 1>His disguise is a hoodie and sunglasses. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite detail. Socks over his shoes. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if he can't identify the shoes, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>all pretty obvious. Also, it's a kind of thun to

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<v Speaker 2>slip and slide a little bit. I was thinking, like

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 2>to him, that was the brilliant twist, was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen that they sometimes find you by your

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<v Speaker 2>shoe prints. Yeah, it's like fingerprints. No gloves, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>but socks over the shoes. Smart.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy in Dean Smith knows he will not be

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<v Speaker 1>caught because of the tread of his sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So he goes to the same cashier and he

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<v Speaker 1>asks for money, demands money, brandishing a knife, which must

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<v Speaker 1>not have been too scary because she refuses and pushes

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<v Speaker 1>the panic button. So I guess it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>right away, no dude, yeah, sorry, but she's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>were just here changing your add son. What have you

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<v Speaker 1>done with yourself? What has happened? What has happened in

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<v Speaker 1>the last thirty minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>Now we have two addresses to try to find you at.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was not shouting. A police person later said

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<v Speaker 1>he was rushed, but not angry or agitated. He sounded desperate.

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<v Speaker 1>So he runs away in his socks over his shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>but it takes the police very little time to find him.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do yeah, why is that rory? This is a

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<v Speaker 1>real layup.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he just outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, because he just changed his address. Not only that,

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<v Speaker 1>he'd given the teller his name.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole time. About you gonna say he obviously gave

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<v Speaker 2>a fake address. Nope, Nope, he gave her his address

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<v Speaker 2>and his name Mark. So he's charged, convicted, and sentenced

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<v Speaker 2>to two point five years in jail, and his defense

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<v Speaker 2>attorney said he told the police it was stupid and

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<v Speaker 2>he was very sorry, but he was desperate for money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which again, like what changed in the thirty minutes? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know unless and this is I'm not sure makes

0:25:57.359 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 2>him any more of a master criminal. The address will

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<v Speaker 2>like a scouting mission, right, he just went in, but

0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:04.920
<v Speaker 2>then he forgot that he should use a fake address

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:07.399
<v Speaker 2>while scouting, right, Yeah, he forgot that he's got to

0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:09.800
<v Speaker 2>apply a little fiction. He just froze when they put

0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 2>the form in front of him. He's like, ah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know a fakeing address.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to put socks over my shoes now,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Our final bonehead thief story also in the UK,

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<v Speaker 1>and this time we go to Bristol, England.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been there? Also been there?

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<v Speaker 1>Will we ever find a town you haven't been to?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Bristol is where I flew into to then get

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<v Speaker 2>on a train to Cardiff. Oh so we're talking very

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 2>close to the border on the west side of England.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, these two stories which are completely unrelated. Are you

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:47.320
<v Speaker 1>ran into both of these locations on the same trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is on my tour. Yeah, from the fall

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<v Speaker 2>of twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did not do Bristol.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not perform in Bristol. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, so this word Bristol where you flew into

0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:59.880
<v Speaker 1>transited through and in this case, a twenty one year

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<v Speaker 1>old man breaks into a p is it pujo or pugo?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never known pugio. I think, okay, we'll go with that,

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know, but it just seems like that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little less pougo is little pee you got,

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<v Speaker 1>P you got, p you got, as you would say

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<v Speaker 1>in South Carolina, P you got.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at that pey you got.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Pugo one oh six. It's in a parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And he steals the car's satellite navigation system worth about

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<v Speaker 1>seventy pounds, so not a lot, not a big haul

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<v Speaker 1>for our man. Easy enough. Well, unfortunately for our man,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Aaron. There's a camera in the car

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<v Speaker 1>that captures the whole thing, including a nice close up

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<v Speaker 1>of his neck tattoo. Do you want to guess what

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:39.440
<v Speaker 1>his neck tattoo was.

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<v Speaker 2>His name and his home address, very close, what.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, his last name, and his birthday? Okay, Evans

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>nineteen nine eighty seven. So that they do it a

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>little backwards, or they think we do it backwards, where

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.719
<v Speaker 1>it's day, month, year, So he's born in September nineteenth,

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:57.919
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty seven, Evans, and I have to say that

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 1>while this might be the most hilarious exam of the

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 1>tattoo leading to an arrest, there's a vast archive of

0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>stories I found in which some distinctive tattoo leads to

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:09.400
<v Speaker 1>an arrest. Oh wow, so maybe I'll bookmark that versus.

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I want to know some of these, And.

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 1>You should remember that the next time you get a

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>distinctive face or neck tattoo. Yeah, the various ways in

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:17.199
<v Speaker 1>which it could come back to haunt you.

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 2>I bet you. Also, this person had so many tattoos

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 2>they forgot they even had that tattoo, because I could

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>see someone kind of glossing over that detail as they

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:30.880
<v Speaker 2>build up the confidence to go commit a crime, because

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 2>he's just got so much ink. I think if it's

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 2>on his neck. You know, a lot of people don't

0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 2>start at the neck.

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I would say most don't start at the name.

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I bet he was on at least his tenth tattoo

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 2>when he did the neck.

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Also, Yeah, probably didn't expect there to be a camera

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 1>in the car.

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh in the car especially? Yeah? Yeah, great point.

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>So he's arrested a few days later that his last name.

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing they took a screen shot and they were like,

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>surely that's not his name.

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's chase that down, right, and so we can mark

0:28:58.840 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 2>it off.

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's his girlfriend or his best friend or his son. Nope, nope.

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if when they arrest them, they go, hey,

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 2>we just got to tell you the neck tattoo. We

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>knew immediately, Like literally, we just saw the footage this morning,

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 2>and here we are, we're already talking to you.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a little like the police monitoring the Hire a

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Hitman website. Yeah, when they're like, yeah, surely, who would

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 1>ever actually.

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, when you're talking to them, you're like, there's no

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 2>name for this arrest, but we call it at the station,

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:32.040
<v Speaker 2>we call it the opposite of a cold case. We

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 2>call it a hot case. We call them hot cakes.

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>So one more thing I want to ask you. Did

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 1>you wonder why there's a camera in the car?

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Is it an electric car? I mean, what year was this?

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh you said twenty fourteen, right, I don't know. I

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know why there's a camera in the car. It's

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 2>not a thing most cars have, I don't think. I

0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 2>mean maybe they do, maybe I'm not paranoid enough. Well,

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:56.880
<v Speaker 2>they electric cars now sort of do. I mean, I

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 2>know Tesla does.

0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, you'll be much happier by the actual end through this. Okay,

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>So that car was placed there in the lot by

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>cops to try and tempt thieves.

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 2>There's so many cops that you can ethically disagree with

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<v Speaker 2>and hate. You can really hate a lot. But there's

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<v Speaker 2>some you're like there. Some are just having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Good old time. They're like, why don't we Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just like, hey, when you go fishing, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna always catch anything. Let's just see. I like to

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<v Speaker 2>imagine this was the first one and he had the

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<v Speaker 2>necks out. They're like, oh, got one. I would also

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<v Speaker 2>like to think that the entire passenger side is a

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<v Speaker 2>cumbersome tripod with a VHS camcorder, Like it's so clearly,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that? I guess these rich people cars got crazy

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 2>things in them.

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<v Speaker 1>Out my card on that one of these?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I don't drive a rich people car, so

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<v Speaker 2>who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I'm mad to that they put it there.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, he's the first guy. They're like, how long

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<v Speaker 1>will it take us to catch this one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's that? On his neck? Is that a name

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<v Speaker 1>and a date?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Look at that, Poor Aaron.

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>He never had a chance. And I believe we've learned

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>so many lessons here, starting with I think neck tattoos

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.600
<v Speaker 1>are just a bad idea general. That's right, even if

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<v Speaker 1>it's not your name. Thus concludes this week's Adventures and

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 1>idiot criminals who rob banks in the most embarrassing ways.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. That makes me feel so smart in general.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode actually really raised my self esteem.

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 1>When we started the whole series with the Higher Hitman website,

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<v Speaker 1>I should have known that people's stupidity will.

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<v Speaker 2>Never cease to amaze you. Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and surprise you. All Right, let's all ponder that while

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<v Speaker 2>we uh powder our noses and prepare for this week's

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<v Speaker 2>final segment. Lane's game.

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<v Speaker 3>Dun Dun, Dunn Spooky.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the Halloween themed planes games.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crimeless, Hello, crimelost Nation. It's that time of

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 1>the show when we subject ourselves to ridicule by mostly

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>failing at.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh that was my cue, A failure before a

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 2>failure Wane game.

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Wow, you really overcompensated for missing your cue.

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I think hearing that introduction in my head I was like, Oh,

0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:29.440
<v Speaker 2>in a lot of ways, Josh and I can be

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>just as dumb as the scrules, and Lane sort of

0:32:32.440 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 2>proves that every week.

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Wow, it's kind of beautiful.

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was what I was kind of pondering as

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 2>you were leading me.

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<v Speaker 3>In some beautiful symmetry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be surprised if next time we just have Lane

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<v Speaker 1>do lanes games?

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't know if I'm capable. I don't think

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 3>my voice can go that low.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do it, believe in yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 2>What do we have? Lane?

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>What are we playing?

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm calling this game? What a steal? It's a prices

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<v Speaker 3>Right inspired game. I'm going to give you an item

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<v Speaker 3>that is commonly stolen, and you have to tell me

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<v Speaker 3>the value of that item, and the person closest to

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<v Speaker 3>without going over wins the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it? Okay?

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>It is just things locked behind glass at CBS.

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<v Speaker 3>Things it probably would get stolen. I mean, if that

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 3>was the case, I'd be like, do you order it?

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Josh? That's such a specific question. It's almost just like

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.080
<v Speaker 2>you tried to prepare for this game.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know why I asked that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, Yeah, so first one twenty twenty six

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<v Speaker 3>Ford f one fifty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty six for right now fifty oh that's electric or regular.

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<v Speaker 3>This is just the standard one, the lowest price on

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<v Speaker 3>Ford dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going MSRP so without the bells and whistles.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the bells and whistles.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go seventy thousand dollars. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you just take turns going first.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa seventy thousand?

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<v Speaker 2>That's I think a for f one fifty is up there,

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<v Speaker 2>But I could be this could be embarrassing. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's more like fifty nine thousand. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say forty nine thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go fifty nine thousand. Okay, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Be over Josh, got are We are? We playing my

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.480
<v Speaker 3>prices right rules in that if both of you are over,

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:05.680
<v Speaker 3>no one gets the point.

0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 2>I think we should just go who's closest end of

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>the day because we're going to have some bad ones here.

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so Josh's closest, it's thirty nine thirty dollars.

0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I might buy. I guess you did say no bells and.

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is the standard, because you could really get

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 3>up there.

0:34:21.880 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 2>You can pimp it out and.

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:26.320
<v Speaker 1>As like the manual. Like the crank windows.

0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:28.879
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, I mean, yeah, classic, these are crank windows from

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:29.760
<v Speaker 2>eighty five?

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Can you still buy a vehicle with crank windows? Later?

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Did you remember a vehicles? You can buy a used

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:38.040
<v Speaker 2>vehicle with crank windows?

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember the crank. Who fond of the crank?

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 2>The crank?

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:45.600
<v Speaker 1>We're all fond of the crank, all right?

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 3>Next one Cardier Love unlimited bracelet, flexible white gold.

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<v Speaker 2>White gold Cardier.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the most commonly stolen things.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not commonly. I just I'm just thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>expensive things that would get stolen.

0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Cardia gold. I'm gonna say twelve hundred dollars, okay, Rory,

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go two thousand dollars.

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Rory is closer. It's nine thousand, four hundred dollars.

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I had a feeling I was gonna win that one

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 2>because twelve hundred is very low.

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I got gold.

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 3>You don't buy Cardier for your for your special lady.

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 2>You don't buy gold. How do you survive? How do

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 2>you buy groceries?

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Rory has put all of his money into gold.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I've only gone gold. I'm always gold, go go goat,

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:31.839
<v Speaker 2>go go gold.

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 3>All right, Next up, we got a Louis Vaton then

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 3>never full mm this is a handbag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, bags are always surprisingly expensive. I'm gonna say four

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars.

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it was my attorney, go first, but yeah, right

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 2>like that, you showed your card. Sorry sorry, I'm going

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:46.839
<v Speaker 2>to go eight thousand dollars.

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, josh Is, you're both over. But josh Is

0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 3>closer it's two thousand, one hundred and seventy bucks.

0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't really know what anything Louis Vaton costs.

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 1>I also like wildly overestimate of the bag, wildly under

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:00.760
<v Speaker 1>a made of the gold.

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you did, all right, two more.

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Rorygo first. This time I jug a gun.

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 3>Prada symbol, a sunglasses, Prada symbol sunglasses. I don't know

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 3>how to say this. I don't buy fancy sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go fifteen hundred dollars, Prada, nine hundred dollars.

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Josha Closer is five hundred and twenty five bucks.

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm dominating this game.

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 2>What Why do I live in a world where I

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 2>think everything is so expensive? I mean it is, though, right,

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm not saying five hundred dollars is not expensive,

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:33.239
<v Speaker 2>but I'm clearly misinterpreting how expensive these things are.

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 3>I guess it says you buy realistically, you buy things

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:38.879
<v Speaker 3>at Costco. I don't know.

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.440
<v Speaker 2>You like a good deal, I think, so I get

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 2>my Prada at Costco.

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 3>All right, this is the last one. It's the Magna

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 3>flow ohem Greade Federal EPA compliant Universal Cataltic converter. Did

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 3>I say that?

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Right? All right? This is such a curveball.

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean I only say this because I got my

0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:58.520
<v Speaker 3>converter stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's a common thing.

0:37:00.920 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty common.

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:03.720
<v Speaker 2>That's a big thing on the Toyota priuses.

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, I have no idea. I've never had mine

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:11.839
<v Speaker 1>stolen because obviously I take my lot of security more

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 1>seriously than you do.

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Because you lock yours down.

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I put I put one of those clubs.

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Because you put you do the steering wheel. I put

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 2>it on the converter. Smarts Oddly, it works on the

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 2>steering wheel. They don't steal the converter. Know why that is?

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say, Oh, I feel like people steal them.

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:29.880
<v Speaker 1>It must be quite valuable. Two thousand dollars.

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go twenty one hundred dollars. I'm gonna go

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>two thousand one dollars.

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:41.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'm just factoring in the just like what

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 3>it's listed for on AutoZone dot com and that is

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.359
<v Speaker 3>one hundred and ninety four dollars.

0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:49.279
<v Speaker 2>And what is wrong with us?

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 1>What the hell?

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 3>But I guess you could factor in insurance and cost.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Why people who are stealing these things?

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I know, for a hundred bucks?

0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that worth it? I mean maybe maybe it's not

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 2>hard to get ye, I guess maybe it's a quick

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, and you go through a neighborhood and

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 2>you run, you know, five or six of them and

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a volume plug.

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean you could get one for ninety bucks,

0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 3>you can get one for two hundred some like it's

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 3>who knows? Who knows?

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Josh destroyed me?

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:16.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Josh one price is right.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Despite having no actual knowledge of any of those things.

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 2>That's well, Josh actually makes it harder for me, exceptually

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.759
<v Speaker 2>a defeat, knowing that I lost to someone who knew

0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:27.239
<v Speaker 2>maybe even less than night.

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>You just walk around thinking everything's more expensive than it.

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Really, you're denying yourself the luxury.

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Think a man who ate Ooni pasta was like the

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 2>like a luxury of pasta.

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:41.000
<v Speaker 3>How much is it a plate of Ooti pasta?

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:46.399
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's like thirty some bucks, three thousand dollars?

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because I get it.

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Rory reads, he doesn't see the point if he's if

0:38:50.880 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 2>it's thirty dollars, he thinks it's three things. Waits extra zero.

0:38:56.200 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 3>So going back, Rory actually won with base on his disability.

0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, what is that disability called? I'm much for?

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I see too many zeros, I see dead zero zero.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye. Crime List is a production of SmartLess Media,

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