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Speaker 1: uh second heapen helping of our hospitality. Now onto Cleopatra.
Speaker 1: Good call, by the way, good call for for saying
Speaker 1: all that. Great So Cleopatra, She's one of those historical
Speaker 1: figures that everybody knows about. But if you stop and
Speaker 1: ask yourself what do you know about her? And realize
Speaker 1: you know next to nothing about her. You know, she
Speaker 1: was amazingly beautiful. She um looked like Liz Taylor. Um
Speaker 1: she uh, she loved Julius Caesar and maybe Mark Anthony too.
Speaker 1: And wait a minute, how did she love both? Were?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? You just realize you get confused
Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Was she a feminist icon? Was she actually
Speaker 1: just kind of a uh, a wily woman who used
Speaker 1: sexuality to get what she wants? Who knows? The problem
Speaker 1: is this, She's one of those historical figures that we
Speaker 1: know very little about because historians know very little about her. Like,
Speaker 1: she was not extensively document as famous as she is,
Speaker 1: she was not extensively documented by her own people, the Egyptians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is a little strange, because she was beloved by
Speaker 1: the Egyptians from what we can tell, yea, from what
Speaker 1: we can tell. But most of the information we have
Speaker 1: is very Greco Roman, especially this Plutarch chump, well Plutarch
Speaker 1: actually he was the first to to show any sympathy whatsoever.
Speaker 1: The guys who came a little before him, they were
Speaker 1: they were just all out meanings. Because the Romans did
Speaker 1: not like um Cleopatra in general. They found her um
Speaker 1: at the very least problematic, and that she kept luring
Speaker 1: away some of their favorite sons. And then usually of
Speaker 1: the detriment of Rome or symbolically, the idea if she
Speaker 1: was a great ruler, as as she seems to have
Speaker 1: been at least above average, if not like one of
Speaker 1: the better, better rules around. If there was this woman
Speaker 1: who was you know, kind of in the public eye
Speaker 1: and basically in ancient, old timing Roman news all the time,
Speaker 1: and she was a female who was really good at
Speaker 1: ruling that was a threat to Rome's established patriarchy, that
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be able to happen. And so Rome
Speaker 1: came up with all of these popular ideas for why
Speaker 1: she was able to do that, and usually it came
Speaker 1: down to sex and or magic um, and that that
Speaker 1: was how Cleopatra got through. And so over the last
Speaker 1: couple of thousand years, UM, it's kind of our idea
Speaker 1: or image of Cleopatra's kind of come up from this
Speaker 1: this brew Uh seen through Roman eyes, and it's only
Speaker 1: very recent that people have really kind of started to
Speaker 1: dig in and try to examine her academically and with
Speaker 1: what you know, small, meager firsthand sources and accounts exist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she ruled ancient Egypt. She was the last pharaoh. Um.
Speaker 1: She was the first woman sovereign who rule all by
Speaker 1: herself for more than a decade, which was quite an accomplishment.
Speaker 1: And um, how she got there is a very long
Speaker 1: and sort of convoluted story. Yeah. When you think of Egypt, Chuck,
Speaker 1: we think of like pharaohs and Isis and Osiris and
Speaker 1: all of that. Um, and when you think of Cleopatra too.
Speaker 1: But Cleopatra was different. She was different from all the
Speaker 1: pharaohs that came before. She was um different from most
Speaker 1: of the pharaos that came before, and that she came
Speaker 1: from a family line that had been established only about
Speaker 1: three and fifty years before when Alexander the Great, General
Speaker 1: Ptolemy UM said Alexander died, we're dividing up as king.
Speaker 1: I'm taking Egypt. And he said, hey, Egyptians, you know
Speaker 1: how you had this line of pharaohs that ruled the country.
Speaker 1: Well you got a new one. And it's me and
Speaker 1: my descendants. And I'm not Egyptian, I'm actually Macedonian. But
Speaker 1: I'm in charge here and I'm naming myself um Ptolemy
Speaker 1: the first uh, suitor. I believe it's s u t
Speaker 1: o r, which means savior of Egypt. And he established
Speaker 1: the Ptolemaic line, and from that point on um all
Speaker 1: of the people who ruled as pharaohs over Egypt came
Speaker 1: from Ptolemy UM and his his um children. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that was a few hundred years worth a pretty
Speaker 1: good run there. It was a pretty good run. But
Speaker 1: you don't think of that like, you know, you think
Speaker 1: of Cleopatra as a pharaoh like any other pharaoh. She wasn't.
Speaker 1: She was different. She was probably of Macedonian descent because
Speaker 1: she was descended from Ptolemy. But they also are not
Speaker 1: sure was she Egyptian to like ethnic Egyptian Um. Some
Speaker 1: people believe that she was subsa Air and African descent. Um.
Speaker 1: It's just totally up in the air of exactly what
Speaker 1: her ethnicity was. But she was definitely not descended from
Speaker 1: the pharaohs before. But in establishing this line, Ptolemy said, well,
Speaker 1: I get that you guys are really big into the
Speaker 1: idea that that kings or pharaohs and queens are divine.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna say that that applies to my line too.
Speaker 1: And what's this incest you guys are into. We'll give
Speaker 1: that a try to. And the Ptolemaic line carried on
Speaker 1: those customs as well. Yeah, so the Ptolemy's, Ptolemy's, Ptolemy's
Speaker 1: whatever you want to say, man Um, they were Greek
Speaker 1: speakers and observed Greek customs, um, which if you're living
Speaker 1: in Egypt, seems like a bit of a contradiction because
Speaker 1: people in Egypt weren't Greek, and that kind of caused
Speaker 1: a separation. Um, Cleopatrick was was Cleopatrick. What I said
Speaker 1: Cleopatra was sounds like Cleopatrick sounds like a new comedy
Speaker 1: come this fall, and it totally does. Oh boy, Um
Speaker 1: who rules like her local you know, uh Brooklyn apartment
Speaker 1: building or something, and she comes in. How they introduced
Speaker 1: her as a character as she comes and rolled up
Speaker 1: in the carpet in the pilot that she made herself. Man,
Speaker 1: this thing writes itself. So Cleopatra distinguished herself by coming
Speaker 1: in And we'll get to all this in more detail.
Speaker 1: But she was popular in Egypt because she came in
Speaker 1: and she was like, Hey, what do you need Egypt.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak your languages. I'm gonna I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: patriotic for Egypt, and I'm gonna speak a lot of
Speaker 1: languages because I'm super smart, and I don't. In fact,
Speaker 1: I speak so many languages when I go to meet
Speaker 1: with other leaders of other countries and kingdoms, I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna need my translators and I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: need my advisors around. I can make my own decisions
Speaker 1: because I'm speaking directly to them in their native tongue.
Speaker 1: Egyptians love that. But her officials in her tram while
Speaker 1: against her translators didn't really have a say. But her
Speaker 1: officials were like, uh, this is upsetting. Well, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it diminished their power. They said, well, you don't you know,
Speaker 1: you're not consulting with us before you start speaking to
Speaker 1: these other foreign powers, these other leaders. And She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't need to. I speak their language. I can
Speaker 1: ask them and decide for myself whether they're telling the
Speaker 1: truth or what they actually need or what they what
Speaker 1: they should get. Um. So yeah, just the ascension of
Speaker 1: Cleopatra was different two ways. It diminished the power of
Speaker 1: the officials that had been established by the time her
Speaker 1: father died and left the place to her, and she
Speaker 1: was known as basically a very patriotic pharaoh, and that
Speaker 1: she spoke Egyptian and followed Egyptian customs way more than
Speaker 1: any of the Ptolemy's before her had. So that was
Speaker 1: she was different in that respect a big time right
Speaker 1: out of the gate. Yeah. So she assumed the throne
Speaker 1: as a I guess even for the time a young
Speaker 1: woman of eighteen years old, along with her her braddy,
Speaker 1: little ten year old brother. They're told that guy, uh,
Speaker 1: there was a tradition there that basically said, if you're
Speaker 1: a woman, you need a male consort to rule UM.
Speaker 1: So by the way, marry him, say what? And by
Speaker 1: the way to marry him? Yeah, like technically you have
Speaker 1: to get ceremonially ceremonially married. But you know, that's kind
Speaker 1: of where it ends, unless you don't want it to
Speaker 1: end there, because we're pretty liberal on that front. Sure.
Speaker 1: But the kingdom of Egypt that she inherited was um
Speaker 1: not a healthy one. Um. It had floods and famine,
Speaker 1: it had a bad economy, and it was really up
Speaker 1: to her to forge alliances, um with other places and
Speaker 1: other men in power to to make Egypt what she
Speaker 1: thought it could be. Starting with Julius Caesar. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: at the time, so her father had kind of mortgaged
Speaker 1: Egypt over to Rome to help bail the economy out
Speaker 1: because things are it was hard times even before Cleopatra
Speaker 1: rose of power, and that's what she inherited. Um. So
Speaker 1: Rome already had a pretty big interest in Egypt. Egypt
Speaker 1: was a client state of Rome. Rather than Rome officially
Speaker 1: ruling Egypt and saying like we install the governor all
Speaker 1: that stuff, they said, you can exist and we're gonna
Speaker 1: trade with you. But basically, if we tell you to
Speaker 1: do something, you do it. And that was kind of
Speaker 1: the relationship between Rome and Egypt. So it makes sense
Speaker 1: that she would say, let me, let me get even
Speaker 1: more um cozy with Rome. But who's in power? That
Speaker 1: was a really big question at the time because when
Speaker 1: she rose to power as co ruler with her little brother,
Speaker 1: who by the way, she basically just wrote out of
Speaker 1: power immediately. Um. She That was not an easy question
Speaker 1: to answer because at the time Rome was racked by
Speaker 1: civil wars and specifically there was a triumvirate uh kind
Speaker 1: of a shaky power sharing agreement between Julius Caesar, um
Speaker 1: Pompey and crass as I believe right, that's right. Uh,
Speaker 1: And that is Pompey. He pronounced that. We can't say
Speaker 1: Pompey because I will get confusing. Yeah, it's pomp I
Speaker 1: always said Pompey. It sounds so cute, but he was
Speaker 1: a murderous general. Give me a little Pompey. Alright, let
Speaker 1: stick that knife in somebody. Um. And also, by the way,
Speaker 1: later on Octavian, when did he become Augustus. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: the big finish man. We'll get to that eventually, spoiler,
Speaker 1: because that got a little confusing to all these different names. Yes,
Speaker 1: but that you are correct. Octavian is Augustus or one
Speaker 1: and the same, right, so they both Joaquin Phoenix. The
Speaker 1: Roman Senate was on the side of Pompey. So Julius Caesar,
Speaker 1: um like you said that there was this this this
Speaker 1: sort of deal that they had going on was a
Speaker 1: really kind of um steady detante between civil wars, and
Speaker 1: the Roman Senate supported Pompey and said, Caesar, you gotta
Speaker 1: give up your army. Man. He said, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: In fact, not only that, but I'm coming to Italy, guys.
Speaker 1: He leads his his people into Italy across the Rubicon
Speaker 1: and declares war against Pompey and his forces, and he wins.
Speaker 1: He eventually won, quite quite surprisingly because Pompey again had
Speaker 1: the Senate UM backing, and so he had the senatorial forces,
Speaker 1: which vastly outnumbered Caesar's forces, but they were just superior forces,
Speaker 1: and Caesar eventually defeated Pompey well. Pompey UM, being closely
Speaker 1: aligned with Egypt, fled to Egypt, which is pretty understandable. Um,
Speaker 1: you can also understand why he would have fled to Egypt.
Speaker 1: He was the state designated guardian of Ptolemy the twelve Kids,
Speaker 1: which was Cleopatra and told me the thirteen among others,
Speaker 1: here we go. So he went, thought, Okay, this will
Speaker 1: be great. I'll just sit around and eat grapes for
Speaker 1: the rest of my days in Egypt. It's not a
Speaker 1: bad forced retirement. But when he got there he found
Speaker 1: that Cleopatra and her sister ar Sinewy had been had
Speaker 1: been forced into exile, and that Pompey was was in
Speaker 1: or not. I'm sorry tooleom me the thirteen like it's
Speaker 1: not confusing enough. Already Um was in power. This little
Speaker 1: boy king boy Pharaoh was in power, and and Ptolemy
Speaker 1: thought Caesar just won his his vanquished enemy just showed
Speaker 1: up in my doorstep. I'm gonna get killed for harboring
Speaker 1: this guy. So I'm gonna have Pompey killed. And he did.
Speaker 1: He had Pompey killed and decapitated in an effort to
Speaker 1: curry favor with Caesar. Didn't work, No, it did not work,
Speaker 1: because Caesar said, hey, hey, hey, I was gonna pardon
Speaker 1: that guy, you moron, and and like become beloved to
Speaker 1: the Roman citizen, and he just cut his head off.
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you. And so Caesar um crossed into
Speaker 1: Egypt to invade and basically depose Ptolemy. That's right. So
Speaker 1: he gets to Egypt. Now Caesar does, he declares martial
Speaker 1: law and basically moves into the royal palace ands like
Speaker 1: this is my place. Now, it's my place. And so
Speaker 1: Cleopatra at this point is like, all right, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I need Caesar support here if I'm gonna get back
Speaker 1: on that throne um, So I need to curry favor
Speaker 1: with him. And this is the big carpet scene that
Speaker 1: we're talking about, and every sort of pop culture um
Speaker 1: retelling of Cleopatra's story, so which means this is probably true.
Speaker 1: Cleopatra gets back in there by sneaking in, uh skirting
Speaker 1: the enemy lines and the Roman barricades coming in and
Speaker 1: under the under the dead of night, rolled up in
Speaker 1: a carpet and is then presented to Caesar unrolled, and
Speaker 1: he's like, that was fantastic. He just stands up and
Speaker 1: colass roller back up there and do it again. I've
Speaker 1: never seen anything like it. She begs Caesar for aid,
Speaker 1: and it really did apparently win him over, and he
Speaker 1: was like, I like, I like the cut of her jib. Right,
Speaker 1: so they became uh friends with benefits pretty quickly out
Speaker 1: of the gate um. But but from from every account
Speaker 1: of this it was and again it was either carpet
Speaker 1: she was rolled up in a carpet or in like
Speaker 1: a um, some sort of bag like that you carry
Speaker 1: bed in like beg clothes in or whatever. Um. She
Speaker 1: got Caesar on her side like almost immediately, and so
Speaker 1: all of a sudden Cleopatra, who had been forced out
Speaker 1: of rule by Ptolomy, was now aligned with the guy
Speaker 1: who had just invaded Egypt and taken over and declared
Speaker 1: martial law, which was bad news for Tolom, and it
Speaker 1: was also bad news for ar Sinewy, who had who
Speaker 1: had left. She had come back with Cleopatra and then
Speaker 1: left to go have Ptolemy proclaimed her queen of Egypt Um.
Speaker 1: So she traded sides, and so Cleopatra said, hey, Julius,
Speaker 1: just a couple of quick favors. I want to get
Speaker 1: rid of Tlem also, who actually they found out later
Speaker 1: that he drowned fleeing. He drowned in the Nile. So
Speaker 1: told me the thirteenth is taken care of. The only
Speaker 1: person left out of all I think five or six
Speaker 1: kids in Cleopatra's family, there's one left, Ar Sineway, her
Speaker 1: younger sister. She's like, I can't have a running around.
Speaker 1: She's already shown that she's duplicitus get rid of her.
Speaker 1: So caesar Um to kind of show off that he
Speaker 1: has taken over Egypt. Parades are Sinewy through the town
Speaker 1: through exposed Alexandria in chains, showing that he's vanquished her Um,
Speaker 1: and he, to his surprise, found that this aroused the
Speaker 1: sympathy of the people living in the town, and so
Speaker 1: he ends up sparing our sinewise life, which will come
Speaker 1: back into play later and he he vanquishes her in
Speaker 1: exile to the Temple of Artemis at a Fesus, which
Speaker 1: we talked about in the Seven Wonders of the Ancient
Speaker 1: World episode. But So just put a pin in that,
Speaker 1: Chuck that our Sinewy is alive. She just lives in
Speaker 1: Turkey and exile now, and she is the only person
Speaker 1: who can challenge Cleopatra's claim to the Egyptian throne. All Right,
Speaker 1: let's take a break. Okay, let's get her ducks in
Speaker 1: a row. All right, we'll come back talk more about
Speaker 1: that carpet trick. Okay, So told me he's dead, little brothers,
Speaker 1: dead sisters, vanquished, Uh Caesar. At this point, Um needs
Speaker 1: to he needs money. He needs to fund his return
Speaker 1: to Rome. Uh and returned to power and Cleopatra's dad
Speaker 1: Uh incurred a lot of debts via Egypt, and he's like, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I gotta like get this money back. And he said,
Speaker 1: you're pretty cool. That carpet trick was awesome, just Gangbusters, Gangbusters.
Speaker 1: So I need Uh. It's fine, you can rule Egypt.
Speaker 1: The two of us here, we're great. We have the
Speaker 1: same you know. I feel like we're on the same level,
Speaker 1: which was a very big deal to uh, for someone
Speaker 1: like Julius Caesar to say that about a female ruler.
Speaker 1: And he stayed there for a while, and they had
Speaker 1: a kid. His name was told me Caesar. Um he was,
Speaker 1: you know, later fully acknowledged from Caesar that he was
Speaker 1: his child. But it was kind of like the love
Speaker 1: child thing, right. He he said, yeah, that's my kid,
Speaker 1: and he's great, good, good looking kid. But he is
Speaker 1: not my official heir. No. But his name, like I said,
Speaker 1: I was told me Caesar. They called him Caesarion or
Speaker 1: little Caesar or Pizza Pizza. Right. I'm sure he saw
Speaker 1: that coming from a mile way. If you hadn't said it,
Speaker 1: I would have said him myself. So all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Cleopatra is there. Um, she's really sort of solidified her
Speaker 1: position on every front, right, right, So she's got the
Speaker 1: backing of Julius Caesar, who has named himself dictator for life.
Speaker 1: By this time, she got a little brother out of
Speaker 1: the way and sister out of the way for now.
Speaker 1: And and this is this is it's really tough to
Speaker 1: overstate this. She has born an heir. She's the only
Speaker 1: the only she's the pharaoh, she's the ruler of Egypt,
Speaker 1: and she's now born an heir, a male heir who
Speaker 1: is not only a male hera going to be the
Speaker 1: next pharaoh, but he is the blood descendant of Julius
Speaker 1: Caesar himself. So Egypt is real happy with Cleopatra at
Speaker 1: this moment. Rome is not so happy. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter because Caesar's like the top dog in charge of everything,
Speaker 1: and things are going well for a little while. Um,
Speaker 1: so much so that Caesar or that um uh, Cleopatra
Speaker 1: and little Caesar go visit Big Caesar in Rome for
Speaker 1: a little while and set up household right across the
Speaker 1: river from Caesar's house. And at Caesar's house, if you
Speaker 1: had happened to to to go across the way and
Speaker 1: um peek in one of the windows, you'd find, Oh,
Speaker 1: Caesar has another family. He's got a wife and kids,
Speaker 1: and um, they're not super happy with him for having
Speaker 1: run around on them and had another kid with Cleopatra.
Speaker 1: But what are you gonna do. She's the ruler of Egypt,
Speaker 1: and by the way, she's spending the summer across the
Speaker 1: river from us. That's right, So as a ruler, things
Speaker 1: are going pretty great for Cleopatra. Um. Like I mentioned earlier,
Speaker 1: they really liked her. She was she related to the people,
Speaker 1: They related to her her. Um, like you said, she
Speaker 1: lived the Egyptian lifestyle. She whenever she had portraits drawn
Speaker 1: of herself, she was like, do the Egyptian thing, because
Speaker 1: it's great and the people will love it. Um. She
Speaker 1: was identified on a papyrus and thirty five b c.
Speaker 1: As she who loves her country. Yeah, Philip patter in Greek,
Speaker 1: she who loves her country. That's right. But she was
Speaker 1: a fully Egyptian pharaoh and a very patriotic and that
Speaker 1: just further like cemented her position as someone beloved by
Speaker 1: the Egyptians. And it's at this point that it's like
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious that it's a real shame that you
Speaker 1: didn't get any writings from the Egyptians, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that there was there were some busts I believe of
Speaker 1: her possibly um that may have been lost. There was
Speaker 1: a coin that turned up, but for the most part,
Speaker 1: like they didn't really document her rule, which again it's
Speaker 1: really really weird. Um. But there are some like like
Speaker 1: it was a massive bureaucracy that she operated. It was
Speaker 1: not just Egypt, but it was a huge chunk of
Speaker 1: northeast Africa and southwest Mediterranean UM that she ruled over. UM.
Speaker 1: And you know, being in league with Caesar definitely didn't
Speaker 1: hurt things, so empire kept expanding. She but on her own.
Speaker 1: This is the thing, Like, it's not lost on us,
Speaker 1: everybody who's listening that we're telling this story through the
Speaker 1: fact that Caesar is a huge part of her life
Speaker 1: or that room, whatever Rome's doing. UM. This is the
Speaker 1: documentary evidence we have. But there's also other evidence too,
Speaker 1: very sparse evidence, but there is evidence that like with
Speaker 1: or without Caesar, like she she was afforded like a
Speaker 1: bigger opportunity by being in league with Caesar, but she
Speaker 1: took that and ran with it on her own, without
Speaker 1: the direct aid of Caesar. So she expanded her empire.
Speaker 1: She started trading to further and further areas like Arabia.
Speaker 1: There's potential evidence that they were trading as far away
Speaker 1: as India at the time. UM. And she was really good,
Speaker 1: from what we could tell, at figuring out what somebody
Speaker 1: needed and making them dependent on her for it. UM.
Speaker 1: One of the ways she would do that was um
Speaker 1: like she identified people who could help her to like
Speaker 1: later on, after Caesar died, there would be a general
Speaker 1: Um who was really important. He was stationed in Egypt,
Speaker 1: so it was it was really good for her to
Speaker 1: be on good terms with them. So she basically gave
Speaker 1: him a tax break that said, hey, you can bring
Speaker 1: in UM five thousand and four of wine from Rome
Speaker 1: every year tax free. You can export ten thousand UM
Speaker 1: bags of wheat tax free. That must have been an
Speaker 1: enormous amount of money that that this guy saved. And
Speaker 1: the way that she would do this in her own
Speaker 1: style was found later on. So on this royal decrease,
Speaker 1: saying that this is the case. In her handwriting, she
Speaker 1: wrote um guinness stoy, which is Greek for make it so,
Speaker 1: And they found this. There's like a document out there
Speaker 1: that has Cleopatra's handwriting on it. Um. But it was
Speaker 1: basically to to to make sure that this guy felt
Speaker 1: taken care of so he would remain her ally. And
Speaker 1: that's how she operated. She knew very clearly how to
Speaker 1: um make people like her or how to make them
Speaker 1: dependent on her. And then under that she signed her
Speaker 1: name and then put TCB with a lightning bolt through it. Right,
Speaker 1: you know what's cool is that document. They found it accidentally.
Speaker 1: It was used as lining for a sarcophagus that a
Speaker 1: mummy was found in, and somehow they found this thing
Speaker 1: and figured out this is Cleopatra's handwriting. Amazing. It is
Speaker 1: pretty amazing to have that that that relic, you know,
Speaker 1: exists in the world still. So later on forty six BC,
Speaker 1: Caesar Um returned to Rome and then Cleopatra, like you said,
Speaker 1: we went there at some point to visit. And this
Speaker 1: is where this is where the big acknowledgement that little
Speaker 1: Caesar was was his son, but not the airs where
Speaker 1: that finally happened Um, and Caesar was murdered very famously.
Speaker 1: I don't know a few people have heard about that,
Speaker 1: but he was stabbing in the back quite literally. On
Speaker 1: my birthday. Cleopatra goes back to Egypt. UM told me
Speaker 1: fourteen dies soon after this, and that means little Caesar
Speaker 1: as all of a sudden co regent with mommy as
Speaker 1: told me, I'm sorry, right, told me fifteen. Right. So
Speaker 1: now little Caesar is officially the air. I think by
Speaker 1: this time he was like thirteen or sixteen or something
Speaker 1: like that. He was he was getting up there in
Speaker 1: years no, I'm sorry. That was later on. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a little kids still use three. Oh he
Speaker 1: was three? Okay. So, um, after Caesar dies, like, everything's
Speaker 1: kind of up in the air. This is a pretty
Speaker 1: big surprise to everybody. But Caesar had boys, right, He
Speaker 1: had people that loved him, one of which was Octavian,
Speaker 1: who was his grand nephew I think, who Caesar allegedly adopted. Um.
Speaker 1: There was also another one named Mark Antony, who was
Speaker 1: Caesar's kind of right hand man. Um. And they said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is not cool. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: Brutus and Cassius who orchestrated this assassination, and another civil
Speaker 1: war erupted in Rome. Yeah, and we can't leave out
Speaker 1: Lapidis because this was the official second triumvirate. Okay, you're right, Uh,
Speaker 1: And you can't be a triumvirate without Lapidis. No, I
Speaker 1: gotta have that third guy in there. It's just a
Speaker 1: do um for it. No one likes those, that's right.
Speaker 1: So forty two b C. There was the Battle of
Speaker 1: Philippe uh, and the forces of Mark Antony and Octavian
Speaker 1: defeated Brutus and Cassius. And then that means Mark Antony
Speaker 1: can emerge as ruler of the East, which included Egypt
Speaker 1: very importantly, and Octavian held the West on the west side,
Speaker 1: al right, but both of them said we need the
Speaker 1: support of Egypt, which is a very big deal. Um.
Speaker 1: Cleopatra basically, you know, was summoned by Mark Antony and
Speaker 1: she was like, you know what, uh summoned to Sicily
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm gonna c Cleopatra. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come when I want to come, right, which was sort
Speaker 1: of a bold move at the time. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: he was basically accusing her of potentially having given aid
Speaker 1: to brutus Um and Cassius during the Civil War. And
Speaker 1: she and she's saying, not only am I not even
Speaker 1: responding to the allegation, I'm not even gonna show up
Speaker 1: to talk to you until I want to. But when
Speaker 1: she does show up, apparently she made another very grand entrance,
Speaker 1: and this one was memorialized by William Shakespeare in the
Speaker 1: play um Uh, Mark Anthony and Cleopatra appropriately Um, and
Speaker 1: she shows up in this this town um called Tarsus
Speaker 1: in modern day Turkey, um on a barge, a royal barge,
Speaker 1: and these barges by the way, dude, these are like,
Speaker 1: this is not what you think of as like a barge,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess it is kind of what you
Speaker 1: think of as barge, but larger and more opulent. How
Speaker 1: about that? Yeah, I mean it was she came in
Speaker 1: to make a statement. Uh. They were. She was dressed
Speaker 1: as aphrodite. There were purple purple sales, there were loots playing,
Speaker 1: she basically had a band. Um. She was laying on
Speaker 1: a couch on clouds of incense. And Mark Anthony, just
Speaker 1: like Julius Caesar, was like, whoa, we really know how
Speaker 1: to make an entrance. Yeah, and he said, you know
Speaker 1: what I'd like to dine with you? Um, can you
Speaker 1: come here and dine with me? And she said, no,
Speaker 1: why don't you come upon this ship and you dine
Speaker 1: with me? He very famously said, can you come here
Speaker 1: and dine with me? And he did get aboard that
Speaker 1: ship and he did dine with her, and he was
Speaker 1: very much taken with her. Um, and she you know, uh, ultimately,
Speaker 1: I think she very much loved him in the end,
Speaker 1: but she early on at the very least knew what
Speaker 1: she needed from him. Yeah. Because again, this guy's the
Speaker 1: Roman ruler of Egypt basically, and her job is to
Speaker 1: make it so Rome doesn't ever officially rule Egypt, so
Speaker 1: at the very least it stays at arm's length enough
Speaker 1: so Egypt can can be a client state. But she
Speaker 1: also needs to make sure that she doesn't go to
Speaker 1: war with them because they would probably crush Egypt. So
Speaker 1: she's dancing this real fine line. And again, just like
Speaker 1: with Caesar, she basically said, hey guy, I like the
Speaker 1: I like the cut of your jib. Let's figure out
Speaker 1: an alliance and let's also do it a lot too,
Speaker 1: and with what it's like you said though, it's like
Speaker 1: you said that, like whether whether it was because she
Speaker 1: needed something from him, and he also was very much
Speaker 1: dazzled by her wealth as well or her display of wealth.
Speaker 1: But there there does seem to have been unless it's
Speaker 1: just totally fabricated a real love story between the two
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, I mean they had three kids together. Uh.
Speaker 1: She goes back to Egypt and he's not too far
Speaker 1: behind at this point. Um He's like, all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta get over there to Egypt and seem
Speaker 1: a lady. Um and his wife Fulvia said, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I'm your lady and we have kids together. And he says, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I'm gonna go over there anyway,
Speaker 1: because you know, that's just kind of how things worked
Speaker 1: back then before texts. That's right. Uh. He spent the
Speaker 1: winter of one there in Alexandria. Um. They were getting
Speaker 1: along famously. They formed a drinking group called the Inimitable Livers,
Speaker 1: where they had these big, huge parties and feasts. And
Speaker 1: this is one of the very famous legends of Cleopatra
Speaker 1: came about when she took a pearl and dissolved it.
Speaker 1: It was a very expensive pearl, value at ten million
Speaker 1: smolean's which was enough to maintain ten thousand Roman soldiers
Speaker 1: for a full year. That's a lot of dough. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of dough. And just to prove her wealth,
Speaker 1: she dissolves this thing in a cup of vinegar and
Speaker 1: drinks it. And Mark Antony was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this lady amazing. Did you see what she just did.
Speaker 1: She just drank a pearl. She just wasted so much money.
Speaker 1: I'm so turned on right now. So, uh, they have twins,
Speaker 1: Alexander Helios and Cleopatra Seline, and this is kind of
Speaker 1: the boom time for Cleopatra and Egypt. She's really solidified
Speaker 1: her stronghold and um, everything is sort of going her
Speaker 1: way at this point. Yeah, in part because Mark Anthony said,
Speaker 1: I got to get back to Rome. I'd like to
Speaker 1: show up really victorious. You know, one of those barges
Speaker 1: you've got, I'd love to have one of those. I
Speaker 1: need some money from you. And with Caesar before again,
Speaker 1: um uh, Cleopatra, his father taught me the twelfth had
Speaker 1: kind of level mortgaged Egypt to Rome. This had not happened.
Speaker 1: Egypt had grown, had kind of gotten out of that
Speaker 1: economic funk when Cleopatra had um had taken over, and
Speaker 1: she had started to steer it even better in better directions.
Speaker 1: So now this was just straight up Mark Anthony um
Speaker 1: borrowing from Egypt, which helped put him in her pocket.
Speaker 1: And she said, I would like to expand my empire.
Speaker 1: He said, done, so he gave to Cleopatra a lot
Speaker 1: of Roman holdings that Egypt had formerly held, and the
Speaker 1: empire just expanded by a pretty decent proportion overnight, just
Speaker 1: with the sweep of Mark Antony's hand in exchange for
Speaker 1: her setting him up to go back to Roman style,
Speaker 1: which he did all right, So let's take a break, okay,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back and talk about, uh the
Speaker 1: cracks that start to form right after this. Chuck, so chuck,
Speaker 1: No good time can go on forever. It turns out
Speaker 1: in Cleopatra's story definitely brings that one home to That's right.
Speaker 1: So you didn't like that set up, No, I thought
Speaker 1: it was great. It was like I put the ball
Speaker 1: on the the orange cone and it just kind of
Speaker 1: fell over. So Mark Anthony does a very controversial thing.
Speaker 1: Um he declares little Caesar rightful air rather than Octavian
Speaker 1: right to Julius Caesar. That's correct, And he awarded land
Speaker 1: to each of his children with Cleopatra. We mentioned the twins,
Speaker 1: we did not mention totally me, uh Philadelphos, who's the
Speaker 1: third kid? And this really upset Octavian um as it
Speaker 1: probably should. So he knew that that the Roman people
Speaker 1: were kind of sick of hearing about Cleopatra. Uh, they
Speaker 1: were sick of hearing about uh all of these wars
Speaker 1: going on that these generals are carrying out. And he
Speaker 1: knew that the He knew that it was sort of
Speaker 1: the perfect time to mount a propaganda campaign to turn
Speaker 1: everyone against them. Yeah, because the Romans were like had
Speaker 1: another civil war between two powerful generals that are co ruling.
Speaker 1: Come on, and Octavian had a really good idea of saying, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't turn everybody against Mark Anthony directly, but I
Speaker 1: can turn him against Cleopatra really easily. So I'll just
Speaker 1: start this propaganda campaign that says, um, Cleopatra is a
Speaker 1: threat to Rome. She has using her her wiles or
Speaker 1: her her magic or whatever, Um convinced Mark Anthony to
Speaker 1: give up chunks of Rome and to declare her son
Speaker 1: Caesar's rightful heir. We gotta get rid of Cleopatra. Poor
Speaker 1: Mark Anthony is just her her mesmerized puppet basically. So
Speaker 1: we achieved the same end turning people on Mark Antony,
Speaker 1: but rather than doing it directly, he uses uh Cleopatra,
Speaker 1: and they're kind of suspicion of her being a foreign
Speaker 1: temptress as um as as the crux through which he
Speaker 1: does it. Yeah, and you know, some of this was
Speaker 1: some of this stuff was true, some of it was
Speaker 1: made up. Um Octavian said, hey, listen, I've got his will,
Speaker 1: and you know what he's done. He's turned over Roman
Speaker 1: possessions to Cleopatra and you know what, he's gonna make
Speaker 1: Alexandria in Egypt the capital of Rome. You can just
Speaker 1: hear the gasp. Oh yeah, And it was a big,
Speaker 1: big deal. So in thirty two BC, the Roman Senate
Speaker 1: got involved. Uh, they strip Mark Anthony of his titles. UM,
Speaker 1: and Octavian says, al right, Cleopatra, it's time for us
Speaker 1: to go at it. We're going to war. Your charms
Speaker 1: will not work on me, um and they had not worked, UM.
Speaker 1: And I think Cleopatra knew this all along. So this
Speaker 1: all fed into the narrative that Cleopatra was uh, from
Speaker 1: Egypt and from a different culture that they don't align with. Um,
Speaker 1: she lives there, and she's super wealthy, and she's doing
Speaker 1: these dealings with the Far East in India and at
Speaker 1: the time those places where I guess in Rome scene
Speaker 1: is just very sort of controversial and weird, and they
Speaker 1: thought they practiced in the occult and alchemy and all
Speaker 1: these strange things, and she's doing business with them, and
Speaker 1: she's she's a bad, bad lady, right right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just foreign and weird is basically how Rome
Speaker 1: viewed Egypt. Right. So the idea that that was going
Speaker 1: to be their new set of power did not sit
Speaker 1: very well with them. Whether that was true or not,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it worked. It got it got
Speaker 1: the um Roman Senate, and the people turned against mark
Speaker 1: Antony so much so that Octavian was able to launch
Speaker 1: an assault on Egypt and Cleopatra and mark Antony, which
Speaker 1: was successful. Right, and that this article makes it kind
Speaker 1: of sound like it happened almost overnight. I think it
Speaker 1: took place over the course of a year or so
Speaker 1: between when the when Rome turned on mark Antony and
Speaker 1: when Octavian was at Egypt store Um. But at some
Speaker 1: point Uh mark Antony during the siege, during this this
Speaker 1: war between Egypt and Rome, which is something Cleopatra had
Speaker 1: avoided the whole time. Basically, her whole reign was about
Speaker 1: preventing this from happening, Um mark Antony decided that he
Speaker 1: had he had um lost his place of honor in
Speaker 1: the world, and that he should take his own life.
Speaker 1: He also, according to legend, heard that Cleopatra had taken
Speaker 1: her life, and so in response and because he had
Speaker 1: lost his place of honor, he Um killed himself basically
Speaker 1: through Harri Curry, which is like stabbing yourself with your sword,
Speaker 1: disemboweling yourself. That's what he did with his own, so
Speaker 1: word and um and and I was at death's door.
Speaker 1: I guess when he heard. Oh wait, wait, that was
Speaker 1: just a rumor. Cleopatra didn't actually kill herself. Yeah, And supposedly,
Speaker 1: if you believe the legend, Octavian did allow him to
Speaker 1: be brought to Cleopatra. And he died in her arms,
Speaker 1: and she tore it her clothes and and smeared his
Speaker 1: blood all over her face and shrieked out, he is
Speaker 1: my master and husband and commander. Um. And that's if
Speaker 1: you believe the legend. Of course, it sounds a little
Speaker 1: trumped up to me, but you never know. Um. So
Speaker 1: Octaviana at this point is in a pretty good position. Um.
Speaker 1: He says he's got it right where he wants her,
Speaker 1: and he knows it, and she knows it. And he said, listen,
Speaker 1: I want you, um to come back to Rome, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a captive and I'm gonna kind of
Speaker 1: parade you through the streets as a symbol of our victory.
Speaker 1: And she knew that this would be like just that,
Speaker 1: the great humiliation of her life, and career. So she said,
Speaker 1: all right, I need a little time to prepare myself. Um,
Speaker 1: which you know the writings on the wall here that
Speaker 1: she is going to die a noble death by taking
Speaker 1: her own life. But she didn't do it right away. Uh.
Speaker 1: It took about a week, um, because she was still
Speaker 1: trying to still trying to save things up until the
Speaker 1: very end, which is pretty remarkable. So on August twelve,
Speaker 1: thirty b c. Uh, Anthony is buried. Um, Cleopatra meets
Speaker 1: with Octavian. She closes herself into chamber with two of
Speaker 1: her servants and UM, we're not exactly sure how she
Speaker 1: got It depends on the legend that you that you
Speaker 1: choose to believe, but she got poison and committed suicide
Speaker 1: along with her servants. Uh. And apparently, and this is
Speaker 1: from Plutarch's records, Um, one of the Roman officers burst
Speaker 1: in as this was happening and yelled to fine deed
Speaker 1: this And one of the one of the servants was
Speaker 1: bay sically like, yeah, it is a fine thing because
Speaker 1: she went out on her own terms. Jerk. Yeah, basically
Speaker 1: that's a I guess paraphrasing. Sure, she said nothing could
Speaker 1: be finder for this lady the descendant of so many kings, right,
Speaker 1: that was Charmian and the other servant was Iris I
Speaker 1: R A S. And like you said, like, they're not
Speaker 1: quite sure how she got that poison, And so a
Speaker 1: legend grew up that she had used an ass but cobra,
Speaker 1: and it allowed it to bite her so that she
Speaker 1: could die. But if if you kind of put two
Speaker 1: and two together, supposedly, um, she sent a note to
Speaker 1: Octavian to stall for time, but was he figured out
Speaker 1: what she was doing fast enough that there was maybe
Speaker 1: a course of minutes that transpired between uh that she
Speaker 1: would have had to have taken this poison and died.
Speaker 1: And it takes like an hour or something like that
Speaker 1: to die from a cobra bite. So people say, probably
Speaker 1: not cobra. But where would she have gotten that poison
Speaker 1: since she was under such close guard. And one theory
Speaker 1: that's emerged is do you remember when Caesar paraded our
Speaker 1: sinewy through the streets and ended up generating sympathy for
Speaker 1: her unintentionally? Supposedly Octavian remembered that, and, according to this theory,
Speaker 1: and didn't want to do the same thing by parading
Speaker 1: Cleopatra through the streets, so he never had any intention
Speaker 1: of doing that and instead went to her and said, look,
Speaker 1: I can kill you, you can take your own life.
Speaker 1: You seem like the kind of lady who'd want to
Speaker 1: take her own life. If you do this, will celebrate it,
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. And um, and that's that's why
Speaker 1: she or how she got the poison, because she was
Speaker 1: kind of allowed to be given that option. That's just
Speaker 1: a theory, um, But no one knows. All we know
Speaker 1: is that Cleopatra almost certainly did take her own life,
Speaker 1: most likely through poison as some sort that's right. So
Speaker 1: she was buried next to Mark Anthony um, which was
Speaker 1: according to her wishes of course. And um, you know,
Speaker 1: because we don't have writings from Egyptians, it's mainly, like
Speaker 1: we said, from the Roman perspective, she's viewed through different lenses. Um.
Speaker 1: Some people have portrayed her, like we said earlier, as
Speaker 1: super capable and dynamic and super smart, and other people
Speaker 1: have portrayed her as just like leaning on her whiles
Speaker 1: as a woman and being more cunning than strategic. Um.
Speaker 1: I think you know, somewhere in the middle is probably
Speaker 1: the truth. She probably did what she had to do
Speaker 1: in certain occasions, but that certainly doesn't mean she also
Speaker 1: wasn't like a brilliant leader on her own terms, right,
Speaker 1: And this article actually points out it's pretty ironic that
Speaker 1: were it not for the propagandists who were working for Octavian,
Speaker 1: who were trying to basically disassemble any good memory of
Speaker 1: her and paint her as a terrible person who almost
Speaker 1: brought down Rome, were it not for Octavian to save
Speaker 1: Rome itself, Um, she would have. Were it not for
Speaker 1: those biographers, she may have been lost to history. Like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of pharaoh's in Egypt's history that we
Speaker 1: just don't know anything about, and she could have ended
Speaker 1: up being one of them. Even though she was a
Speaker 1: successful pharaoh for Egypt. We we may never have known
Speaker 1: about her were it not for these guys like Luken
Speaker 1: and um Plutarch who wrote about her and commemorated or
Speaker 1: memorialized her. Yeah, and I think, I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any disputing the fact that she was um
Speaker 1: at the very least one of the more charming uh
Speaker 1: and intelligent uh rulers of the time. She just had
Speaker 1: sort of a way about her from all the readings
Speaker 1: where like you couldn't help but be captivated by her
Speaker 1: when you're in her presence. Her speaking voice has always
Speaker 1: been written about, UM, and I think she just she
Speaker 1: had that that just certain indefinable quality. Um. There's been
Speaker 1: a lot of debate on her looks over the years,
Speaker 1: but to me, that's I don't even know why people
Speaker 1: still talk about that stuff. It's funny because people do
Speaker 1: in both an end, women do like whenever somebody like
Speaker 1: shows a picture of what she probably looked like in
Speaker 1: real life based on like like a coin came out
Speaker 1: in or came to light in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 1: and people are like, well, she's not pretty. How how
Speaker 1: could she possibly have have you know, achieved all this
Speaker 1: if she wasn't pretty. Uh, there's just a bunch wrong
Speaker 1: with that. But this, this one historian um put it
Speaker 1: really really well. The impact she made on the ancient
Speaker 1: world has overlooked because the world has this obsession when
Speaker 1: it comes to women. People can only judge them on
Speaker 1: whether they were beautiful. Nobody ever said Mark Antony, how
Speaker 1: handsome was he? And that's really just just really drives
Speaker 1: the point home really well. I think that that people
Speaker 1: are obsessed with this idea of that she was beautiful,
Speaker 1: and it really does undermine like whatever she was capable of.
Speaker 1: And when people think like that, you're just carrying on
Speaker 1: a two thousand year old tradition that began in Rome
Speaker 1: around the time of Octavian. I'm not going to talk
Speaker 1: about it. So, um, you you asked about Octavian becoming Augustus, right, Uh, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask. I was just yes, you were setting
Speaker 1: me up for it. That story. I want to tell
Speaker 1: this story. You don't mind, I don't so. Uh. Cleopatra
Speaker 1: killed herself on August twelve of thirty BC, and Octavian
Speaker 1: decided to commemorate this extraordinary triumph over Cleopatra in Egypt
Speaker 1: and over mark Antony and his ascension to full ruler
Speaker 1: of Rome by taking the name Augustus. So when we're
Speaker 1: marking the month of August, the eighth month of the year,
Speaker 1: we're actually commemorating the defeat and the death of Cleopatra. Amazing,
Speaker 1: it is amazing. You knew that all along. Huh. All
Speaker 1: I know is that we have four live shows in
Speaker 1: August to commemorate this event. Where would you get tickets
Speaker 1: if you were gonna go Chuck s y sk Live
Speaker 1: if you lived in one particular city that you had
Speaker 1: to pick to go get tickets as many people as possible,
Speaker 1: what would that city be? Poor Chicago and Portland, Maine. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: well you heard Chuck. Everybody do it for Cleopatra. She
Speaker 1: wills it. That's right. If you want to know more
Speaker 1: about Cleopatra, just go start reading up. There's apparently a
Speaker 1: whole slate of really good biographies that have come out recently,
Speaker 1: so you've got plenty of stuff to work with. Uh.
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