WEBVTT - Funeral Picture Company

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it's today's Strawberry Letters subject I like

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<v Speaker 1>to fight and bite because he doesn't act right. But

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<v Speaker 1>right now it is the nephews turn the King of

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<v Speaker 1>pranks with today's prank phone call. But you've got enough

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<v Speaker 1>f PC right now, watch yourself, f PC. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>funeral Picture company. Sure you know we get your picture

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<v Speaker 1>together for your funeral company. Do you can take this

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<v Speaker 1>before you go photo? And then let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm working on call. Well, you get to actually

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<v Speaker 1>take the ride in the hers and get and feel

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<v Speaker 1>how they lay rag on. That's gonna be your prankad

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<v Speaker 1>tight like much. Don't be called the land right here

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<v Speaker 1>you go, come on, come on, okay, Hello, Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach a Darwin. Darwin. Uh, this is he

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Darwin, how are you doing? This is Frank with FPC.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to come down and um see about making

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<v Speaker 1>an appointment with you within the next weeks. That's possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Fund for what uh we're supposed to come by. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with FPC. We wanted to uh we have what what

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<v Speaker 1>what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name

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<v Speaker 1>was left with us, and you're you're you're on on

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<v Speaker 1>our file to actually come out and make an appointment

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<v Speaker 1>with you so we can so we can get your

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<v Speaker 1>picture taken. You must have their own number. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you are you're darling correct? Yes, yes, I am done.

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<v Speaker 1>So you called Darwin and that's what you call it.

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<v Speaker 1>But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture?

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<v Speaker 1>We've got you on our scared you here, FPC. We

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<v Speaker 1>have you on our schedule to um to actually for

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<v Speaker 1>us to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC,

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<v Speaker 1>what's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture?

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<v Speaker 1>And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture?

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<v Speaker 1>But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about photo being taken of you? Okay, Uh sir, f

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<v Speaker 1>PC is uh we are this is a funeral picture company,

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<v Speaker 1>Funeral Picture company, and what we do is we come

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<v Speaker 1>out and take your picture and were actually keep it

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<v Speaker 1>on file. That way when you do pass away, we

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<v Speaker 1>have your picture for your program and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>nice picture for you. Look, I'm not did right now,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not taking no picture of me. Who is this again?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank, you mean to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they that

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<v Speaker 1>just so you could have them picture. Oh file we're

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<v Speaker 1>keeping on file and then you have a good picture

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<v Speaker 1>on your program. And that's what. That's what. Uh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we did. Some they ain't signed up for nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Who the hell signed me up for something

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<v Speaker 1>like that? I don't know quite sure, but we're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to schedule where we can come out beginning of next

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<v Speaker 1>week so we can get your picture taken next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>taking no picture of me before that that. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>sound right, Uh, sir? Don't you want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>good picture on your program? So you're not taking the

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<v Speaker 1>picture of me for no funeral arrangements? That I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>dead yet? I don't understand that. What the hell is

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<v Speaker 1>this about? Nobody who signed me up for and then

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that much? Uh sir? I don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>actual person listed here on who signs you up, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do have the number and you are Darwin, Mr Darwin,

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. Uh you guys running around taking pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>people before they die just to have a good picture

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<v Speaker 1>on fail that sal Man, I ain't never heard of

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<v Speaker 1>like that, sir. Okay, sir are you? I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>have your address here? Are are you? Are you available? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take

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<v Speaker 1>no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't get that. That that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a munch of and I who the hell gave you

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<v Speaker 1>my number? That's what I want to know. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not quite sure. But one thing we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is we have to follow through with our jobs. So

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna have to do is we have to

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<v Speaker 1>come out there and take a picture. So I don't wanna,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, create a problem, but I have to get

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be problem because you're not getting up picture me for

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<v Speaker 1>no funeral arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have to come by

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<v Speaker 1>your house at least by Friday at around twelve now,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll come by and get a picture. You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>coming by my gut house, no ride, you lie, gotta

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<v Speaker 1>come over here to try to get my picture. I

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<v Speaker 1>got plenty of got pitting in my house to put

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<v Speaker 1>on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking up pitching

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<v Speaker 1>that new I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a more bad look. Got Yeah, I don't know who.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you worked for Frank but you you I word.

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<v Speaker 1>I worked for l PC, sir. I worked for f PC,

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<v Speaker 1>f CC. Mike, you are not taking no picture me.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't come over here, Friday. Come about no guy? Piston

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<v Speaker 1>before you got pistol and you and I hope they

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<v Speaker 1>got Joe got picture on file. But that's a stud

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<v Speaker 1>got company you worked for. I ain't never heard of

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<v Speaker 1>nobody taking no picture beforeday died. I got Mellius and

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<v Speaker 1>pictures in here for that program. And when I'm grown

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<v Speaker 1>with the God care about when a picture looks like?

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<v Speaker 1>Or who had my guy funeral? This's a lignant You

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<v Speaker 1>tell whoever you worked for any to go find another

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<v Speaker 1>my occupation that don't make no guy just you're not

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<v Speaker 1>coming over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes, are you familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with with Glinda that that's my wife? What? What does

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<v Speaker 1>you're about to say. Now, I want all I wanna

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<v Speaker 1>do is say this, man, I just want to say, Glinda,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll beat up, yeah, a little shy lot. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>never heard busess like there's some FTC funeral kicking well. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I said my New year resolution. I was gonna cut

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<v Speaker 1>back on drinking. But you got me over here about

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<v Speaker 1>the tip about it right now? Are you crazy? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>And come over here to day before get a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Glinda. Y'all got me? Baby, you got me. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't never heard no talk to me like that. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't putting me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what you're tuned in tomorrow morning. Man, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy they had me hot over here. I'm like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell Clinda, but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for an excuse to put on foul him,

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<v Speaker 1>your buddy. I gotta ask you something, man, darn and

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<v Speaker 1>tell me this here. Man, what's the baddest and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>voting Wick up show, Buddy that get your little picture

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<v Speaker 1>taking your boy you know that way? You know on

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<v Speaker 1>your program, you know you're looking fly like you want

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<v Speaker 1>to look. You know, they they ain't pick out a

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<v Speaker 1>picture that you know what didn't develop good? Don't look good?

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<v Speaker 1>And not how you won't you pick your picture but

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<v Speaker 1>your funeral? Hello Jesus. And I'm thinking about going into videos.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you get to say things, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. Yeah, why wouldn't you at

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<v Speaker 1>least bear to say what you want to say? And

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<v Speaker 1>you get to say final words to people that who

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<v Speaker 1>you who? You know? Doubt that you know? Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them to be there? What's this? The last word?

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<v Speaker 1>Last word? Last right? What y'all think that's too much?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's too much. Okay? How about this right here?

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<v Speaker 1>How about el meat? Huh? What he'll meat like? You

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<v Speaker 1>know when people get them crazy? Uh, he appears and

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be a hole in it? Where is that me?

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<v Speaker 1>That that's em meat? You know what I'm saying. You mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like about a minute, are you talking about when they

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<v Speaker 1>peer state here, when you would be a huge hole

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<v Speaker 1>in Oh yeah, yeah yeah, what he called your gauge? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you could see through it, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Hugh, where is that meat that came out

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<v Speaker 1>of there? Huh, that's you don't nut hole. They just

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<v Speaker 1>throw that away. But what is they doing when he

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<v Speaker 1>ride with you? Get better? It's the strawberry letter subject.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to fight and bite because he doesn't act right.