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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry Letters subject I like

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Speaker 1: to fight and bite because he doesn't act right. But

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Speaker 1: right now it is the nephews turn the King of

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Speaker 1: pranks with today's prank phone call. But you've got enough

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Speaker 1: f PC right now, watch yourself, f PC. I saw

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Speaker 1: funeral Picture company. Sure you know we get your picture

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Speaker 1: together for your funeral company. Do you can take this

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Speaker 1: before you go photo? And then let me tell you

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Speaker 1: what I'm working on call. Well, you get to actually

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Speaker 1: take the ride in the hers and get and feel

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Speaker 1: how they lay rag on. That's gonna be your prankad

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Speaker 1: tight like much. Don't be called the land right here

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Speaker 1: you go, come on, come on, okay, Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Darwin. Darwin. Uh, this is he

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Speaker 1: Hey Darwin, how are you doing? This is Frank with FPC.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to come down and um see about making

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Speaker 1: an appointment with you within the next weeks. That's possible.

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Speaker 1: Fund for what uh we're supposed to come by. I'm

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Speaker 1: with FPC. We wanted to uh we have what what

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Speaker 1: what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name

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Speaker 1: was left with us, and you're you're you're on on

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Speaker 1: our file to actually come out and make an appointment

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Speaker 1: with you so we can so we can get your

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Speaker 1: picture taken. You must have their own number. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay,

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Speaker 1: well you are you're darling correct? Yes, yes, I am done.

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Speaker 1: So you called Darwin and that's what you call it.

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Speaker 1: But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture?

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Speaker 1: We've got you on our scared you here, FPC. We

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Speaker 1: have you on our schedule to um to actually for

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Speaker 1: us to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC,

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Speaker 1: what's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture?

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Speaker 1: And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture?

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Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about photo being taken of you? Okay, Uh sir, f

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Speaker 1: PC is uh we are this is a funeral picture company,

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Speaker 1: Funeral Picture company, and what we do is we come

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Speaker 1: out and take your picture and were actually keep it

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Speaker 1: on file. That way when you do pass away, we

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Speaker 1: have your picture for your program and we have a

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Speaker 1: nice picture for you. Look, I'm not did right now,

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Speaker 1: You're not taking no picture of me. Who is this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank, you mean to

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Speaker 1: tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they that

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Speaker 1: just so you could have them picture. Oh file we're

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Speaker 1: keeping on file and then you have a good picture

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Speaker 1: on your program. And that's what. That's what. Uh, that's

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Speaker 1: what we did. Some they ain't signed up for nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. Who the hell signed me up for something

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Speaker 1: like that? I don't know quite sure, but we're trying

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Speaker 1: to schedule where we can come out beginning of next

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Speaker 1: week so we can get your picture taken next week.

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Speaker 1: Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not

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Speaker 1: taking no picture of me before that that. They don't

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Speaker 1: sound right, Uh, sir? Don't you want to have a

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Speaker 1: good picture on your program? So you're not taking the

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Speaker 1: picture of me for no funeral arrangements? That I'm not

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Speaker 1: dead yet? I don't understand that. What the hell is

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Speaker 1: this about? Nobody who signed me up for and then

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Speaker 1: tell me that much? Uh sir? I don't have the

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Speaker 1: actual person listed here on who signs you up, but

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Speaker 1: I do have the number and you are Darwin, Mr Darwin,

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Speaker 1: So I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking

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Speaker 1: the picture. Uh you guys running around taking pictures of

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Speaker 1: people before they die just to have a good picture

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Speaker 1: on fail that sal Man, I ain't never heard of

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Speaker 1: like that, sir. Okay, sir are you? I mean we

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Speaker 1: have your address here? Are are you? Are you available? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take

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Speaker 1: no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get that. That that sounds like

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Speaker 1: a munch of and I who the hell gave you

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Speaker 1: my number? That's what I want to know. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not quite sure. But one thing we have to do

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Speaker 1: is we have to follow through with our jobs. So

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to do is we have to

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Speaker 1: come out there and take a picture. So I don't wanna,

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Speaker 1: you know, create a problem, but I have to get

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Speaker 1: a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be problem because you're not getting up picture me for

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Speaker 1: no funeral arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have to come by

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Speaker 1: your house at least by Friday at around twelve now,

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Speaker 1: and I'll come by and get a picture. You ain't

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Speaker 1: coming by my gut house, no ride, you lie, gotta

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Speaker 1: got plenty of got pitting in my house to put

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Speaker 1: on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking up pitching

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Speaker 1: that new I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead.

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Speaker 1: That's a more bad look. Got Yeah, I don't know who.

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Speaker 1: Don't you worked for Frank but you you I word.

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Speaker 1: I worked for l PC, sir. I worked for f PC,

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Speaker 1: f CC. Mike, you are not taking no picture me.

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Speaker 1: Don't come over here, Friday. Come about no guy? Piston

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Speaker 1: before you got pistol and you and I hope they

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Speaker 1: got Joe got picture on file. But that's a stud

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Speaker 1: got company you worked for. I ain't never heard of

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Speaker 1: nobody taking no picture beforeday died. I got Mellius and

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Speaker 1: pictures in here for that program. And when I'm grown

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Speaker 1: with the God care about when a picture looks like?

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Speaker 1: Or who had my guy funeral? This's a lignant You

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Speaker 1: tell whoever you worked for any to go find another

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Speaker 1: my occupation that don't make no guy just you're not

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Speaker 1: coming over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here if

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Speaker 1: you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes, are you familiar

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Speaker 1: with with Glinda that that's my wife? What? What does

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Speaker 1: you're about to say. Now, I want all I wanna

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Speaker 1: do is say this, man, I just want to say, Glinda,

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Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh,

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Speaker 1: I'll beat up, yeah, a little shy lot. I ain't

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Speaker 1: never heard busess like there's some FTC funeral kicking well. Man,

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Speaker 1: I said my New year resolution. I was gonna cut

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Speaker 1: back on drinking. But you got me over here about

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Speaker 1: the tip about it right now? Are you crazy? Man?

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Speaker 1: And come over here to day before get a picture

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Speaker 1: of Glinda. Y'all got me? Baby, you got me. I

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Speaker 1: ain't never heard no talk to me like that. You

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Speaker 1: ain't putting me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what you're tuned in tomorrow morning. Man, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody.

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Speaker 1: Boy they had me hot over here. I'm like, don't

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Speaker 1: tell Clinda, but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for an excuse to put on foul him,

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Speaker 1: your buddy. I gotta ask you something, man, darn and

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Speaker 1: tell me this here. Man, what's the baddest and I

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Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: voting Wick up show, Buddy that get your little picture

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Speaker 1: taking your boy you know that way? You know on

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Speaker 1: your program, you know you're looking fly like you want

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Speaker 1: to look. You know, they they ain't pick out a

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Speaker 1: picture that you know what didn't develop good? Don't look good?

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Speaker 1: And not how you won't you pick your picture but

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Speaker 1: your funeral? Hello Jesus. And I'm thinking about going into videos.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you get to say things, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, why wouldn't you at

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Speaker 1: least bear to say what you want to say? And

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Speaker 1: you get to say final words to people that who

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Speaker 1: you who? You know? Doubt that you know? Don't you

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Speaker 1: don't want them to be there? What's this? The last word?

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Speaker 1: Last word? Last right? What y'all think that's too much?

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Speaker 1: I think that's too much. Okay? How about this right here?

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Speaker 1: How about el meat? Huh? What he'll meat like? You

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Speaker 1: know when people get them crazy? Uh, he appears and

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Speaker 1: it'd be a hole in it? Where is that me?

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Speaker 1: That that's em meat? You know what I'm saying. You mean,

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Speaker 1: like about a minute, are you talking about when they

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Speaker 1: peer state here, when you would be a huge hole

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Speaker 1: in Oh yeah, yeah yeah, what he called your gauge? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you could see through it, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Hugh, where is that meat that came out

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Speaker 1: of there? Huh, that's you don't nut hole. They just

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Speaker 1: throw that away. But what is they doing when he

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Speaker 1: ride with you? Get better? It's the strawberry letter subject.

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Speaker 1: I like to fight and bite because he doesn't act right.