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Speaker 1: Ho ho ah, Shine to class ran in the morning shows.

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Speaker 1: Here's on my notes, but the naughty list is more fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking my Santa suit off for you, Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 1: Look at my contents, they match my corpent. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the morning, showing the moon. The moon

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Speaker 1: says a ringing in the swinging Corsan is bringing we

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Speaker 1: started get well. Welcome to the day. Are you guys

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Speaker 1: ready for a show? Yes? Well, we are all in

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Speaker 1: our in our places with bright shiny faces. Is that

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Speaker 1: how Yes? And this is the way to start a

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Speaker 1: new day. Okay, goody. Did everyone brush their teeth before

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Speaker 1: do something. Well, Welcome to the day. It is Tuesday, December. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm living in the past December nineteen. Ye, come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, we got a show to Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think we've graduated to more than one horse. That's what

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Speaker 1: you got from that song, I know, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: so we're trying to get my microphone, right, can we

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Speaker 1: work on this? Yeah, you got a lot of base

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Speaker 1: right now, you're okay? Well, so I turned up my bottom.

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Speaker 1: You said you wanted my bottom turned to Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: needed more bottom? Alright, So do I have more bottom now? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You sound much much deeper, much balls have more bottom? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's better. I still doesn't sound the best, but it's better.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Mom was trying to give you as

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Speaker 1: about how about noah? Really really, I don't know. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: let me know. I'll adjust my bottom as the morning progressive.

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Speaker 1: That sounds sounds worse whatever you just did? Undo that?

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Speaker 1: How about now? How about now more bottom, more bottom?

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Speaker 1: That's better than you after the change it just made

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Speaker 1: all right? How about that? How about that we could

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Speaker 1: just spend four hours trying to fix my bottom? Sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're holding your nose right now, go back to

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Speaker 1: We need like a sound proctologist something, Daddy, daddy, I

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Speaker 1: need more bottoms as we prepare to fix my bottom.

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Speaker 1: We welcome you to the day. You guys, you have

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Speaker 1: plenty of bottom. For those who have plenty of bottom,

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Speaker 1: please say I bottom. We've got We've got mountains of bottom.

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Speaker 1: I'm still adjusting, all right, Well, so how was your

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Speaker 1: night last night? It was mine was busy. I lost

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Speaker 1: my bottom. Why were you so busy? Because my phone

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Speaker 1: never stopped ringing people calling me to ask me if

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Speaker 1: I knew Enrique had two kids? Yeah, did not stop?

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Speaker 1: He has a twin. Congratulations, I'm not totally buy him.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you think? I don't know because

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Speaker 1: I feel like my bottom is better than ever right now,

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Speaker 1: sounds great? I got good bottom? Alright it? What about you, Danielle?

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Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? So yesterday I acted all giddy.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Are you in a good mood?

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Speaker 1: I'm fabulous, Elvis. I couldn't be better if I tried.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee. I guess Fernando Fandor your movie was number

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Speaker 1: many reasons to celebrate as you end the year seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us the biggest one? Well big? First

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Speaker 1: find out that you are cancer free. I love that. Correct,

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Speaker 1: But look, so that was You've been going through a

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Speaker 1: In Let's heart for Ferdinand for the New year, A buddy,

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Speaker 1: will you stay in touch with us, let us know

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Speaker 1: how you're doing? Alright? Alright, well, shouldn't we look under

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Speaker 1: the the tree giving tree. Yes, Danielle was under there anyway,

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Speaker 1: sniffing around. And Danielle originally was going to steal this year,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna give it to Ferdinand instead. As you know,

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Speaker 1: have for Ferdinand? Alright? He got the Aletta exceptional espressos,

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Speaker 1: bold cappuccinos, creamy lattes, and rich maciatos in the comfort

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Speaker 1: We're all thinking about you all day today, and why

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Speaker 1: has been the best morning. You know what. You made

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Speaker 1: kids cancer. Let's get into your horoscopes. You're ready to roll? Yes,

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Speaker 1: not not not all right, let's get it. Jake Gyllenhaal's

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Speaker 1: Your days of ten Aquarius, there's something about this fast

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Speaker 1: Focus on your specific goals, don't let anybody stand in

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Speaker 1: Count your days of seven Libra. You might feel like

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Speaker 1: have to explain this to everyone. It's New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 1: People want to go out. They need a babysitter. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to charge a premium price and make you a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. I'm a background where they have that

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Speaker 1: qualifies you to watch children I'm a big kid. That

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Speaker 1: sounds fun for the kids. I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. Okay, So I got that going, like saying,

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Speaker 1: your your qualifications for running the insane asylum is that

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Speaker 1: you yourself are insane? Yes, No, If I can make

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Speaker 1: money off that, I would do that too. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: feel like I do that every morning here in this room.

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Speaker 1: But they're not paying in anyway. So I do believe.

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Speaker 1: I do believe that. Okay, Daniel, you're a parent. Now,

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Speaker 1: how much would you pay for your kids to be

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Speaker 1: watched over by someone like me for New Year's Eve

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Speaker 1: so you can go out and have fun. I would

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Speaker 1: stay home, Honestly, I would think. I honestly would think

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Speaker 1: that the price goes up, Like I think my person

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Speaker 1: gets ten to fifteen dollars an hour, depending on the

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Speaker 1: time of day. It is premium because I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: a party for the kids. They need to I need

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Speaker 1: to pay for like noisemakers champagne New Year's Eve. I

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Speaker 1: think twenty bucks an hour might be might be fair

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Speaker 1: because I'm only going to buy the best champagne for

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Speaker 1: the kids. No, you can't give the kids damp and

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Speaker 1: you go buy them that Martin Ellie's for me for you,

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Speaker 1: not good like I'm gonna listen to Bethany for advice

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Speaker 1: on how to babysit kids. Lord, all right, so there's

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Speaker 1: that for Christmas. You know, I told you guys, I

447
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Speaker 1: was going to be alone. I'm not. I'm going out

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Speaker 1: and I'm volunteering and I'm working at a at a

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Speaker 1: place in serving meals for people. But you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: a great chef, so I'm gonna charge extra for that

451
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Speaker 1: cooking a ton. We're not shuffing it up you're speaking of.

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Speaker 1: Don't get mad at me. But I actually used a

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Speaker 1: Rachel Ray recipe and I made the best lasagna for two. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I used some e vo, but I was looking for

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Speaker 1: a recipe for lasagna because I really wanted it. But

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Speaker 1: it's only me, so I made It's a small batch

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Speaker 1: because usually lasagna takes like an entire football field pan,

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Speaker 1: you know, But I did just for me, and uh

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Speaker 1: it worked out great. Let me tell you that Rachel

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Speaker 1: Ray knows how to cut corners and make things taste good.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean you have a lot of leftovers? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I have the other serving Yeah, absolutely, yes, Froggy, I

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Speaker 1: was scary have you ever used the non boiled ribbons

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Speaker 1: where you don't have we could just cook it and

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Speaker 1: doesn't happen to Yeah, no boil not good. I tried

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Speaker 1: that once and it came out like, as it wait,

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Speaker 1: what did you try? They have non boiled lasagna. I

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Speaker 1: use it every Christmas from my from my lasagna and

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Speaker 1: it depends. So you didn't make it the right way.

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Speaker 1: That's why mine came out fine because I use no

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Speaker 1: boil because that's the fast recipe. Scary, Maybe yours came

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Speaker 1: out like as yeah, you can't cook you know what

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Speaker 1: that honestly, do you know what you have to do?

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Speaker 1: You have to make sure that you have it totally

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Speaker 1: covered with sauce, moist Yeah, talk, you know what? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So does that turn you on a little bit when

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Speaker 1: we talk shop because when it comes to cooking, Bethany

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Speaker 1: has no clue, a little clue. I can make some jello,

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Speaker 1: I can boil some noodles. Okay, not happening. But you

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Speaker 1: were talking earlier about overhearing a conversation about like work talk.

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Speaker 1: For instance, when we talk about stuff in the kitchen,

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Speaker 1: you have no clue in it. It's a turn on.

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Speaker 1: It's a turn a little bit, and it's fascinating. So

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Speaker 1: I was walking home last night, and normally, if somebody's

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Speaker 1: walking in front of me and I'm walking faster them

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Speaker 1: than them, I get annoyed because the sidewalks are skinny.

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Speaker 1: I want to pass them. But last night, the guy

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Speaker 1: walking in front of me was having this totally jargon

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Speaker 1: e conversation with somebody on the phone who obviously worked

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Speaker 1: in the same industry that he did, and so I

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Speaker 1: actually slowed my pace down so I could stay behind

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Speaker 1: him and listen to what he was saying. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: So you were kind of turned on. I don't mean

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Speaker 1: in a sexual way, but just like a curiosity, maybe

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Speaker 1: a little sexual, because I get turned on by these things.

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Speaker 1: People that know their stuff. Yeah, someone who knows their

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Speaker 1: stuff and can speak intelligently about it is so amazing.

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Speaker 1: That happens at my house and my husband talks real

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Speaker 1: estate because he's a writer, and I'll just be walking

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Speaker 1: by and he's like negotiating and stuff, and I'll go,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about, but it

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00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: was hot. Okay, So these guys you were eavesdropping in

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Speaker 1: on on the street bets and what were they saying

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Speaker 1: what what what line of work were they? And do

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Speaker 1: you know it sounded like stocks like this is sort

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Speaker 1: of what what I tried to cobble together what I

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Speaker 1: remember him saying on the phone. So he said something like,

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Speaker 1: and I nailed it, and the portfolio page can easily

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Speaker 1: be eliminated. The issue is going to be predicting the

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Speaker 1: candlestick patterns, and we're working off the assumption that the

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Speaker 1: bullish market is going to prevail. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: candlestick patterns, no bullish market, we understand sort of, but

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00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: they were obviously talking about it as if they were

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Speaker 1: just talking about making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Speaker 1: They knew exactly what they were saying. They understood each other. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yes, it's like listening to

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Speaker 1: choreographers describe dance moves to each other, or it's like

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00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: listening to you and scary try to set up the

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Speaker 1: microphones with Jeff, our engineer. We're like, it's fascinating and

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Speaker 1: everyone we're trying to set up the e Q and

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Speaker 1: it's by the way, we still have not succeeded at that.

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Speaker 1: But like, for instance, in radio, we can talk about ratings,

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Speaker 1: we can talk about time spent listening versus uh cume.

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Speaker 1: You know what hume is, what's cum the amount of

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Speaker 1: people And of course I spent listening is. See that

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Speaker 1: doesn't turn me hot because we're in radio exactly. But

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Speaker 1: if but if I go out on the street and

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Speaker 1: start talking about the word Q, people look at me

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Speaker 1: like I'm talking about something like pornographic. You know, when

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Speaker 1: I worked at like a bank, we were talking like

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Speaker 1: that all the time. We were talking about the A C.

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Speaker 1: you know, um all you know all of those different

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Speaker 1: industry has its own its own speech. I got an idea, scary,

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Speaker 1: we need some game show music. Okay, pull that up,

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Speaker 1: let's play a game. I want people to call us

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Speaker 1: and speak to us in your your professional jargon, your

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Speaker 1: your your professional ease, and let us try to figure

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Speaker 1: out what the hell you're talking about. We'll do that

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Speaker 1: next break, but let's go ahead and set it up

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Speaker 1: because we have the music ready. We love exciting game

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Speaker 1: show music. Ready, go speak in your professional language. Come on,

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Speaker 1: let's talk isotopes. Doctors call up and do the doctor jargon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, talk about something and let us try

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Speaker 1: to figure out what you're talking about. I want to

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Speaker 1: hear mechanics. Yes, oh yeah, it's the game that's sweeping

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Speaker 1: the nation construction. Yeah yeah, so we'll do this next break.

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Speaker 1: So turn off the music. We're not doing it yet.

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Speaker 1: We just wanted to test. We have to get into

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Speaker 1: the Danielle report. And people are texting and wondering why

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be alone for Christmas. Alex works at

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Speaker 1: the zoo, and even though the zoo is closed, the

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Speaker 1: animals still need to eat. Oh he does he give

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Speaker 1: them special Christmas dinner? No, no, they eat what they eat.

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00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: You don't want to start feeding like steak here, here,

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Speaker 1: come here, beaver, have a eule logue. You can give

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Speaker 1: him a trait. No, no, they eat what they eat

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00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: to keep them alive. That's the happy zoo animals eating

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Speaker 1: when he usually eats. EMUs do not like fruitcake. But anyway,

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00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: so Button the day after Christmas texts when we're celebrating.

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Speaker 1: But he wanted to make sure he worked so everyone

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Speaker 1: else could have off. So that sweet. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I love, I love Alex. He's the best. All right,

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Speaker 1: Let's get into even though he's totally totally abandoning me

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00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: for Christian. That's nice. Let's get into the Danielle report,

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Speaker 1: and next break we'll have you called in with your

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Speaker 1: jargonese or whatever the hell it is. All right, what's

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Speaker 1: going on, Danielle? Alright? So TMZ is reporting that Enrigue

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Speaker 1: Glesias and Anna Cornicova welcome twins this past weekend in Miami.

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Speaker 1: Froggy says he saw them two months ago and they

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Speaker 1: were not pregnant. She was drinking, so could it have

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Speaker 1: been a surrogate? We don't know. Froggy texted Enrique and

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Speaker 1: he hasn't gotten back to him yet. He's busy Purpen

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00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: story exactly. He's been up all night forget it. Royal

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Speaker 1: Family Christmas card, Kate William and the kids. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen it, get go check it out. It's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Our boy Charlie Pooth has headed out on tour next year.

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Speaker 1: He just announced dates for his The Voice Notes tour.

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Speaker 1: His special guest is are our girl Hailey stein Felt.

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Speaker 1: So that'll be fun ed. Shearon and Beyonce is Perfect

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Speaker 1: Our number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred chart

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Speaker 1: for a second week. It is also top of the

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Speaker 1: digital sales chart for a third week. And the upcoming

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Speaker 1: BRIT Awards have lined up some all star talent for

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Speaker 1: this year's ceremony. You've got It, Sharon, You've got Sam

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Speaker 1: Smith to Alipa. You also have nominations being announced on

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Speaker 1: January and the show is set for February twenty one

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Speaker 1: at London's O two Arena. You know that's on my

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Speaker 1: bucket list to see a show at London's O two Arena.

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Speaker 1: Didn't we see a show? Did we see George Michael there?

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Speaker 1: Years ago? No? I didn't see George Michael there? Did

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Speaker 1: you just sounded impressive? Impress them? Okay? A Christmas Story

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Speaker 1: Live brought in four and a half million viewers. There

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Speaker 1: is a chance those numbers can improve a little if

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Speaker 1: rating for a live at televised music. Also, sorry to

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Speaker 1: tell you that A Home for the Holidays with Josh

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Speaker 1: Groban is on tonight. You've Got the Voice, It's the

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Speaker 1: Life Finale Part two. Also the Challenge Champs Versus stars

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Speaker 1: over on MTV and next how we're we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about BBC doing a full length documentary about Harvey Weinstein.

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Speaker 1: All right, yes, the texture is correct. I did say,

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Speaker 1: come here, beaver eat a log on the show. What

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Speaker 1: you know? You had to hear it. It made sense

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Speaker 1: when I said it, right, But if you were paying attention,

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Speaker 1: you're like, what the hell is he saying? All right,

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Speaker 1: coming up, we're gonna play our new game called We

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Speaker 1: need a name for the game talk work to me,

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Speaker 1: Talk work to me? So we want to hear people

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Speaker 1: already texting in their work jargon. And I figured one out.

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Speaker 1: Can you figure this one out? Uh? Okay, it disappeared? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well we'll just get into it in a minute. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of fun, loads of all right,

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Speaker 1: you talk technical with us, it turns us on. All right, there,

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Speaker 1: I said it. Hiding anything from you love it. Yeah,

630
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: you know so much about whatever it is you do professionally.

631
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: You've been learning it for years, and now you say

632
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: stuff that none of the rest of the world understands

633
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: because you'll get it. We don't you know what I'm

634
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah? Oh yeah. Listening to like musicians talk

635
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: to each other about thee like the technical aspects of

636
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: writing a song and bringing something up a fifth and

637
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. It's awesome. You could actually

638
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: talk uh you know, music to us, the actual notes

639
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I could get a lot of that.

640
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't love a good crescendo? Uh? You

641
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: know what we should all speak into Kato see the

642
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: people that they're going. Yeah, that's Italian. All right, let's

643
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: go talk to Paul. Welcome to talk worky to me?

644
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: Music for this Gary we do. It's now time for

645
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: talk worky to me? Were you talk worky and we

646
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: figure out what the hell you do? We'll start with Paul. Hi, Paul, Hey,

647
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: how are you doing? We're doing? Okay? How are you doing? Guys?

648
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: We're doing okay? Yeah? All right, good? Here we go.

649
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 1: So you do something? How long have you been doing

650
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: this profession? I've been doing it for about six seven years.

651
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So you've it around long enough to

652
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: understand all the all the the lingo as they say, right,

653
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: I mean, are you guys ready to hear Paul? Yes?

654
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: All right, Paul talk worky too us, and we'll trying

655
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: to figure out what it is you do. Go alright, guys,

656
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: grab the strippers and pigtails and get me a home

657
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: run going to the sprinkler room. All right, we're gonna

658
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: grab the trippers and the pigtails and get a home

659
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: run going to the sprinkler room. I know, Froggy, is

660
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: it electrical work? Yes? I thought you ran that club

661
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: down the street called Stilettos. That's what I thought too.

662
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: You have to pay extra to get into the sprinkler room.

663
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: I gotta threw me off, But I knew the strippers

664
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: and the pigtails were electric reference. If you're gonna, if

665
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna spend premium dollars to go into the sprinkler room,

666
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: make sure you're bringing your umbrella, you know, yea in

667
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: the sprinkler room. All right, Well, thank you, Paul. So

668
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: that's see, there's a lot of electricians out there going,

669
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: I know what he's talking about. Well, we don't know.

670
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: Now let's go talk to Josh on four. Welcome, Hey, Josh,

671
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: welcome to get worky with me. Hey, how's the going, guys?

672
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: How you doing? Good morning? We're doing okay, So you

673
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: guys ready to figure out what Josh does for a living? Yeah?

674
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: All right, Josh? How have you done this this profession?

675
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: I've done it for three years now at this company,

676
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: and we we abuse acronyms a lot, so this is

677
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: gonna have heavy acronyms engines here. But did you get

678
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: sign off from the s b U and the line

679
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: of l O B so that it could be sent

680
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: back to the B s U for QA testing? All right?

681
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: Is it aliens that you found someplace? Sometimes it's alien

682
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: to me? Okay, So did you get the filing sign

683
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: off from the whatever and l O B because the

684
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: b SU needs to send it to QA for testing. Yeah,

685
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: I actually sounded like I knew what I was talking about.

686
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: Does anyone want to guess what Josh does? Oh my gosh.

687
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: First of all, it sounds like a lot of regulatory

688
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: red date right. Maybe it's um like what do they do?

689
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: Criminal minds type stuff? Are you a chef? We give up?

690
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: What do you do? Josh? I work in insurance and

691
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: we just use acronyms all day. Oh my gosh. Term

692
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: so the like the term b I couldn't mean bodily injury,

693
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: business income or business intelligence and fire line of business.

694
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: So that's like your your auto, your home, your property,

695
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: and what's the b s U our business service units?

696
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: So that's all analysts work. That's quality quality assurance testing. Yeah,

697
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: we don't have QA in our Thank you, Josh, thank

698
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: you for stumping. Talk worky to me, talk work to me.

699
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: You know what, You've got to give yourself credit. You've

700
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: been doing this profession for several years. You speak in

701
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: this language, no one else understands you. You're You're smart.

702
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: You're smarter than you give yourself credit for being you know,

703
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 1: you don't realize it until you go out to dinner

704
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: with your coworkers and your significant others and you see

705
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: your significant other's eyes glaze over all of a sudden.

706
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: That's when you realize you're talking worky exactly. All right,

707
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: All let's go talk to line twenty one with John.

708
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: All Right, we could figure this one out. Okay, John,

709
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: welcome to talk worky to me. Hey, what's up? So?

710
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: How long have you done this? I've done it for

711
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: about like we're four years now, but I've been doing

712
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: it since I will play actually all right, so you

713
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 1: know it, so you know what you're talking about. Okay,

714
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: talk worky to us. See if we can figure out

715
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: what you do in order to bypass the gas name,

716
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: we're going to have to dig a wing back and

717
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: move the duck bank in order to put the catch

718
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 1: base in. All right, So in order too, in order

719
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: to bypass the gas mane, we're gonna dig a wing

720
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: back and move the duck bank in order to put

721
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 1: the catch basin in. It sounds very plumbing. You put

722
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: in water features in backyards? Are you a dog walker?

723
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: We need a gas Maine fighter? Do you do install uh,

724
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: heated swimming pools. No, a wing back, Yeah, wing back

725
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: to the very technical terms in my line of working conditioning. No,

726
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: you guys, You guys are kind of off. I'll be

727
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: honest with you. It's not like a hot water heater.

728
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: Are you a choreographer? What? Oh? John? All right? So John,

729
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: if I bypass the gas maine and dig a wing

730
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: back to move the duck bank in order to put

731
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: the catch basin, and what am I doing? So? Basically, uh,

732
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: you know, the duck bank is just all the electrical

733
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: wiring underneath of the road in Manhattan and then a

734
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: catch base. It is the suit is where the train is.

735
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: The sewer's the giant like nine ft high, like all

736
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: the water going. So in order to put that, to

737
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: put that in the ground, you have to move the

738
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: electric out of the way, and then you have to

739
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: go around the gas man. It's a big Actually, I'm

740
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the guy in the machine that big, that

741
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: big in Manhattan. Wait, wait, what are the streets called now?

742
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: The wing backs? No, wing back is the actual process

743
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: of moving the duff bank. It's just keep up. And

744
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: so John's the guy in the machine that f up

745
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: our streets. In Manhattan. Thank you the best, John, exactly,

746
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: that's all I do. All right, Well, thank you John.

747
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 1: I agree with this texture. All we need is a

748
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: new ballcock. All right, John, thank you very much, and

749
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: good luck at your streets up today. You know what

750
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: they say about New York. It's a great city. I

751
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: can't wait till they're finished with it. All right, let's

752
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: go talk to Chrissy on Yeah. Welcome, hey, Chrissy, welcome

753
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: to talk worky to me. Hi, good morning, good morning?

754
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: All right, So how long have you been in this profession? Um?

755
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: I have been in this profession for eight years. You're

756
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: an expert at So do you ever go home and

757
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: start speaking your language and people that you live with

758
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: are like, what are you talking about? Okay? So go

759
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: ahead give it to us, Chrissy, talk worky to us,

760
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: all right, yes, okay, if we got that, all right,

761
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Okay. So let's start with if, all right,

762
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: if the measurable objective is met, must sorry, if the

763
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: measurable objective isn't, that must be reflected in the slo

764
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: to capture success rates of L five, O four and

765
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: E p s. Okay, So that's simple. If the measurable

766
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: objectives met, then it must be reflected in the SLO

767
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: to capture success rate of E L L S five

768
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: O four U S and I E P S five

769
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 1: O four you make blue jeans engineer. Okay, does anyone

770
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: want to guess? Froggy, You're usually good about about this stuff, Froggy,

771
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: any clue? I don't have a clue. I feel like

772
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: the L isn't electric light. No, that's e L O isn't.

773
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: Don't bring me down? Isn't that like an electrical term?

774
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: E L isn't that? I don't know, Guys, I don't know.

775
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: We're capturing a success rate of E L l's. It's

776
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: a measurable objective. What is it, Christy? What does you

777
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: do too? What is it you do? I'm a teacher,

778
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna say, a math teacher, but you teach something

779
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: in specific? What do you teach? I'm actually a film teacher,

780
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: but UM a middle school film teacher. But e L

781
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: stands for English Language learner. Individualized Education Plan and five

782
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: O four's are UM kind of behavior and education plans

783
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: for students who have like a D D and D

784
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: students who need extra extra help to sort of well

785
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: I am totally impressed that you can speak a language

786
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: none of us can speak. All right, But you know what,

787
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: I see a lot of text messages coming through all

788
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: the teachers are like, duh, I'm a teacher. I know

789
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: exactly what you're talking. All right, Thank you, Chrissy, Hey, scary,

790
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: don't you scary? Talk to us. Talk to us about

791
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: something that we would understand that no one else out

792
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: there would understand. So Elvis, you're coming in hot pinning

793
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: the needle, so we're gonna have you need more headroom,

794
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: So we're gonna back it down ten dB, and then

795
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna disconnect and reconnect from g dot seven to

796
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: two and go A A C L D in both

797
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: directions at that's love in the morning. It sounds impressive,

798
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: but obviously you haven't done it because I still sound

799
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: like crap. That's true. I still sound like a C

800
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: R A P in the background. But we'll get back

801
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: to you on that. I Love. Matthew on Twitter says

802
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: the load on the beam is causing a large bending reaction.

803
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: Just letting you know when I eat too much and

804
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: good we can always Matthew in the dark because there's

805
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: a load on the beam and it's causing Okay, let's

806
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: take one more. I think we can all figure this

807
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: one out, but I don't know. It may be very specialized.

808
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Sean online. Nine. Hey, Sean, welcome

809
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: to talk worky to me. Hello, lady, Hello, hell lay

810
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: this is a great idea. I love this. This is

811
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: a great bit. Okay, talk worky to us. By the

812
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: first of all, how long have you done this line

813
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: of work? I've been working for about six months, but

814
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: I've been studying this for five and a half years.

815
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: I just graduated on Sunday. In funny, how would you

816
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: study this stuff? You know all of it? Then you

817
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: start working there for a couple of years, you forget

818
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: all the stuff you study because you don't need any

819
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: But all right, go ahead, talk worky to us. Let's

820
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: see what Seawan does. Go so, I take one mill

821
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: of plasma and at mt d E to perform an

822
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: ll l E, which is then analyzed using hp lc M. Well,

823
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: I know what ll l E is, Liquid liquid extraction,

824
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: right of course you knew that. So you're working in

825
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: a and you're working in a laboratory of some sort,

826
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: are aust I am not a phile bottomust, which is

827
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: someone who takes blood, right, a vampire? Are you a vampire?

828
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: Is this count Dracula? All right, so there's there's some

829
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: sort of plasma in there. So you're testing, you're you're

830
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: testing blood for something. What are you testing it for? Um,

831
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm an analytical chemist and I test horse blood in

832
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,479
Speaker 1: urine for therapeutic and non therapeutic drugs. Oh my god.

833
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: So wait, so you test them to make sure to

834
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: see if they have them or to help create these No,

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Speaker 1: Washington officials say that the Amtrak train that derailed yesterday morning.

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Speaker 1: how much food? I mean, so I know what Froggy

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Speaker 1: Is it? Hey, Like you're eating like a horse. At first,

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Speaker 1: these donuts showed up, right, Okay, let's let's start from

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Speaker 1: the very beginning around six am. Donuts donuts, and then

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Speaker 1: Calfran Kayla came in with her Coketo, so she's got

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Speaker 1: bottles of cokeato everywhere. Okay, Scottie whips open the stool,

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Speaker 1: Leonards Christmas cookie flavored milk. Okay. Then a box of

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Speaker 1: That's that's on deck all right, and those are in

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Speaker 1: Q okay. And then there's I guess some family farms

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Speaker 1: Get the name of the farm. It's just wrapped. There's

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Speaker 1: no card to it. I didn't even know who that

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Speaker 1: where it's a berry pie. I guess it's cranberries, Danielle

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Speaker 1: blue cranberry pies. I don't know if they're blueberries holding

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Speaker 1: up to the hold up cameraberries looks like I think

935
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Speaker 1: it's blueberries. That looks like blueberry to me. Yeah, well

936
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Speaker 1: blueberry beautiful blueberry pie or something. Farms. Okay. So you've

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Speaker 1: So you started with donuts, and then you had Christmas

939
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941
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Speaker 1: What did you drink? Coketo which is Coquico Cokato which

942
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Speaker 1: is pure sugar. And there's a popcorn out there too.

943
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Speaker 1: Did you mention the nice light popcorn that. Yeah, gret

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Speaker 1: was the other thing. I ate. The Tats crumbs. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, the crumbs from the what what? Okay,

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Speaker 1: A bunch of us were in in South Florida yesterday

949
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Speaker 1: they broke into the Tastes cookies yesterday while we were

951
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Speaker 1: We talked about that yesterday. Yeah, so today the crumbs

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Speaker 1: there are Tats chocolate chip cookie crumbs left. So I ate.

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Speaker 1: I get it. It's just watching it on Skype an

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961
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966
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968
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Speaker 1: is this to yes, Hey Tony. My name is George Feeney.

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Speaker 1: I live right behind you. I just moved in about

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Speaker 1: me out with this. Yeah, I noticed about three days

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Speaker 1: It's it's just a little bit much coming into my

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Speaker 1: All right? Well your business? Well maybe we can work

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Speaker 1: about this. How about that. I will defight Santa right now.

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Speaker 1: I will defight him, and you will not be able

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Speaker 1: They got my name right. Yes it's even misspelled your name.

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Speaker 1: and the list goes on and on. You can preorder

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Speaker 1: it now, but the two thousand eighteen Grammy Nominees album

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Speaker 1: will be out January one, so you may want that.

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01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,600
Speaker 1: A Christmas Story Live brought in about four and a

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Speaker 1: half million people. There's a chance those numbers can get

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Speaker 1: a little bit better, but it's still the lowest ratings

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Speaker 1: for a live televised musical. So I don't know. I

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01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 1: guess if you watched it, then okay, I watched it.

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Speaker 1: I know you didn't. We didn't watch it, but that's

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Speaker 1: not because we didn't. We didn't want to. We were

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Speaker 1: doing jingle Ball right. Uh. The Oceans a teaser trailer

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Speaker 1: is here. It's a fifteen second clip showing the cast

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Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock, Kate Blanchett, Mindy Kaling and uh. We find

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Speaker 1: out that the full trailer will come out at some

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Speaker 1: point to day. So I guess keep checking back because

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Speaker 1: when it's out, we will let you know. Rob Low

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01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: posted a photo of himself with a group of firefighters

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01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,799
Speaker 1: battling the wildfires in California. He then shared a photo

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Speaker 1: of them eating the dinner that he cooked for them.

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01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: So how cool is that when celebrities do great things ahead?

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01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 1: And I know you're gonna say, does he have an

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01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 1: album coming out? Is there a movie on the way?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he's just trying to be Maybe.

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Speaker 1: BBC is set to air a full length documentary about

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Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein. Um as of right now, it's expected to

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Speaker 1: air in the UK sometime next year. We don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's gonna come here to the States. It's a

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01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: ninety minute documentary and it's going to dive into everything

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01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: his career and all the other stuff surrounding him that

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Speaker 1: you know, you know what I'm talking about. Home for

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Speaker 1: the Holidays is on tonight with Josh Grobin, The Voice

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Speaker 1: Live Finale Part two and The Challenge Champs Versus Stars

1278
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 1: over on MTV. I'm sorry. Next hour, we're gonna talk

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01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:57,759
Speaker 1: about Eminem how he gets to go to the movies?

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Speaker 1: Have uh am? I the the one who's obsessed with

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Speaker 1: the Williams family on on Instagrams. Yeah, the brothers that

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Speaker 1: all the four dancers, the brothers, and they have a

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Speaker 1: sister that dances with them sometimes. They're amazing. I cannot

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Speaker 1: stop watching them and do you know who met Stefania? Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: Matt Stefania. You know, Todderick Hall introduced me to him,

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Speaker 1: and he's one of the best dancers ever. I could

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Speaker 1: watch these dance instagrams every forevermore. I also followed there's

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01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 1: like an account on Twitter I follow where it just

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01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: shows you thirty second videos of you know, like three

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Speaker 1: people dancing with a room of dancers cheering them on.

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Speaker 1: Is usually a red room. And uh, I am like,

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Speaker 1: I need to learn every single one of these dances.

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Speaker 1: They're incredible. Well, we'll never know how to do it

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01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 1: like they do it, but we can try. Hey, so

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Speaker 1: great to you do understand that Oceans eight? Do you

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01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: understand this? No, it's really quite confusing, to be honest

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Speaker 1: with you. What is so confusing to you? Well, we're

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01:11:56,200 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: doing Oceans what is but it's like after Ocean's thirteen,

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Speaker 1: I don't get it, right, Thank you Frog, exactly. I'm

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01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 1: glad I'm not the only one here. Star Wars. Star

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Speaker 1: Wars came out like that, right, Yeah, but there should

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Speaker 1: be Oceans fourteen? Well, no One, and and and The Godfather.

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01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean many movies have come out out of you know,

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01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: out of order. Yeah, sequence or whatever. Yeah, there's prequels

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01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: and everything. It makes no sense and to me at all.

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01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: Maybe you can add that to your topic train. Yeah,

1307
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: what doesn't make sense to you? And let's we'll go

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Speaker 1: on and on and on. Thank you, Gregdale, get it right,

1309
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Speaker 1: take a break. We've got your Greg Tindale topic train

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Speaker 1: coming up after this. What a day? What a day?

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01:12:49,320 --> 01:13:04,719
Speaker 1: Christmas is almost here? What this going on here? Alfggy,

1312
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Speaker 1: it's an elf or dear care to join us? Well,

1313
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Speaker 1: it has been a long day. Happy holidays from Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. So this is my favorite

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01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: time of your maybe yours too, when we get down

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Speaker 1: with hours of movies and live shows. Thanks to direct

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Speaker 1: tv Now, they're now celebrating their first birthday at direct

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Speaker 1: tv Now with great offers on live tv. Go to

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Speaker 1: direct tv Now slash I Heart and enter the promo

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Speaker 1: code I Heart to redeem ah Shine Cross in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Shown. But the Naughty list is more fun. I'm

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01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 1: taking my Santa Sue talk for you, Elvis Duran. Look

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Speaker 1: at my contents, they match my convent. Welcome to Elvis

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01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Shows. A ringing Santa's brand. We're

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Speaker 1: want about it. Started music. We'll thank you so much,

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01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 1: Santi Claus. Greg Tindale is here for the Great Tindale

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01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: topic train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still haven't figured out

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01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:58,880
Speaker 1: Oceans eleven. You haven't figured out oceans eight. You haven't

1329
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,600
Speaker 1: figured out why they have a numb have you? I

1330
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: get it. I mean everybody's talking about it here. Like

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01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: Frank Ocean. He pulls off this billy Ocean, Atlantic Ocean,

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01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: right Atlantic City. He pulls off this heist, and he

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01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,759
Speaker 1: has to steal this money and he has X amount

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01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 1: of people I guess working for him. Let's just get

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01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 1: into the Greg Tindale topic train. Uh you ready to go?

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01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 1: I am. Let's do it. Sing along all right? These

1337
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: are from the mind of Greg to the frat boy.

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01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah they are, Yes, they are. Uh. If there's a

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01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 1: topic here that you can relate to, who, we'll give

1340
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: you the number you called it to be a part

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01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 1: of the topic train. Topic number one. Gregory messed up

1342
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 1: your name, Yes they did. It was the Home News Tribune.

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01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: They put me in the paper. Only that's not me.

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01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: They said it was Greg Tintendale, one of the big

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01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 1: famous people of New Jersey, not Greg Tindorf. That's a problem.

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01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,640
Speaker 1: So when did you win an award and they misspelled

1347
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,760
Speaker 1: your name? Oh, don't remember when they announced that I

1348
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 1: was getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Family

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01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: called me Elvis Durham. So I'm with you, Great Tindale terrible?

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01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,360
Speaker 1: When did they f up your name? Call us and

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01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,639
Speaker 1: talk about it at? One eight hundred four two zero

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01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:24,240
Speaker 1: one hundred. Next topic, Uh, funniest memory of twenty seventeen. Alright, so,

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01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,000
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna put it out there. So

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01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 1: many funny things have happened in sen So I want

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01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,600
Speaker 1: to know what the extreme funniest site that you just

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01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: cannot remove out of your mind? What happened in so

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01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: you're changing it to the funniest thing you saw, funniest

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01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 1: thing you saw, the funniest thing you saw, what made

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01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,599
Speaker 1: you laugh and laugh? Alright? One eight hundred two zero

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01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 1: one hundred. What prompted you to come up with that topic? Well,

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Speaker 1: we're just about done with seventeen, so I figured let

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01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 1: me throw it out there. Okay, So nothing happened to

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01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 1: you that you find to be the funniest thing you saw.

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01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: I couldn't come up with something. I thought maybe somebody

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01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 1: else could. All right, Thank you. Next topic, got arrested

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Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen? Could you imagine? What a crazy year?

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01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: It was? So crazy that you even got arrested this year?

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01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 1: I mean, had someone told you that in January of

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Speaker 1: twenty seventeen that maybe, let's say, in April of seventeen,

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Speaker 1: that you'd be in handcuffs, you would say you were crazy.

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01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: But you did. You got arrested in twenty seventeen. What happened?

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01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 1: All right? Were you arrested? Is that why you're doing

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01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 1: this topic? I was not? Okay, you're wondering if someone

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Speaker 1: was just one eight hundred? Were you arrested in seventeen?

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01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: Next topic? I see a trend here? Were you married

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01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:46,080
Speaker 1: and then divorced? All in the year seventeen? I mean,

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01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: I was could you imagine? Could you imagine he said

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01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,080
Speaker 1: I do you got married and then all of a

1379
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: sudden You're like, I don't, and I'm out of here.

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01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,560
Speaker 1: You got married and then divorced in teen? What a

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01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: crazy year that was? All right? Now, was there something

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01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 1: happening to you in eventeen that prompted you to do

1383
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 1: this topic? Oh? That that that definitely could have happened.

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01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,719
Speaker 1: I for sure could have been divorced in Oh stop,

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01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: you weren't married in seventeen, that's correct, so why I

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01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 1: don't fit it? But but you uh changes in alright,

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01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: So this year is done. You can say goodbye seen.

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01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,240
Speaker 1: So what do you want to change going forward in

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01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:27,040
Speaker 1: it's gonna be your big year? Call us and tell

1390
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 1: us alright one hundred what changes do you anticipate will

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01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: happen to you in seventeen? All right? Thank you? Call us.

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Speaker 1: Now be a part of Greg tin Dale's All right,

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01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:41,680
Speaker 1: let's get into uh what's trending? You ready to go

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01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 1: bed today? I am ready to go there it is?

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01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 1: What are you going? Okay? So we have our friends

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Speaker 1: who are jewelry makers, right rend and Glory. We love

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01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: them so much. Um, they worked with us in the past,

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01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 1: and they have a new line of bags out that

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01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 1: they hand paint themselves, and they're so well, each one

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01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 1: is going to be a little bit different because they're

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Speaker 1: painted by hands. They have a bunch of different designs

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01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:09,040
Speaker 1: and they're between eighteen dollars and thirty eight dollars and

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01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 1: then there's one BFF set of two that's fifty eight dollars.

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01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,840
Speaker 1: But because they love our listeners, so much. They're giving

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Speaker 1: you off using the code trending UM, and you can

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01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 1: see like this one says Queen Bee, and it's all

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01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: hand painted. It's all beautiful. And so if you're looking

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Speaker 1: for something a little bit more unique for yourself or

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Speaker 1: somebody else, UM, definitely check them out Elvis Durand dot

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Speaker 1: com keyword trending and I will link you over. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm always looking for new fashion that's just like

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Speaker 1: kind of different cuts, different patterns, and I found this

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Speaker 1: company called Ali and J. They make stunning dresses. They

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Speaker 1: also have really cute, like long sleeve two pieces if

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Speaker 1: you want to be a little bit more modest, but

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01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: she'll still show a little bit of skin. They're beautiful.

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Speaker 1: And the best part is right now they're giving you

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Speaker 1: a deal. They're offering you twenty off in the month

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Speaker 1: of December. So if you're looking to get addressed but

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Speaker 1: you don't want to pay a ton of money for it,

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Speaker 1: off a great deal. So go to Elvis, durand dot

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Speaker 1: com keyword trending. I will link you over to Ali

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Speaker 1: and J. Thank you. There's what's trending. Check it out

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01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,640
Speaker 1: at Elvis Duran dot com. And she said, and by

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01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: the way people are texting in times, someone screwed up

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01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,600
Speaker 1: their names. The Moran couple they got married and they

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01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:21,560
Speaker 1: keep they kept announcing them as the Moron, the Morons,

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Speaker 1: Mr Mrs Moron. That's funny, that's terrible. Here we go,

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01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,679
Speaker 1: shall we? Uh? You want to do sound? Let's just sound.

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01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 1: We're waiting for more calls to him in for your

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Speaker 1: topic train great ten days. He's a good American, he's Garrett.

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Speaker 1: What do you have, Garrett? Let's start with the tonight show.

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Speaker 1: Last night, it's the holiday season. So Jimmy the Roots

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01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,639
Speaker 1: and Kendrick and Darlene Love sat down with toy instruments

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01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 1: from a classroom and did Christmas. Now. I don't know

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01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,600
Speaker 1: if you have a pet that can do with like

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01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 1: a stupid trick. This guy's cockatoo can impersonate an iPhone?

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01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: So you're gonna hear the iPhone ring and then hear

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01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: what the cockatoo sounds. Oh he can't either. Let's see

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01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: if he can. There's the phone. Oh that's so. You

1441
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 1: know every time the phone rings, the birds like is

1442
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 1: it me? Or is it the phone? Someone needs to

1443
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:36,400
Speaker 1: answer the cockatoo. Hello, pardon me? Your cockatoos speaking to

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Speaker 1: answer the cockatoo? Yes, what else? That's it? By the way,

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Speaker 1: if we can move backward to your sound from Jimmy Fallon,

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01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,679
Speaker 1: did you know he's the only late night host that's

1447
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 1: actually working during the holidays. He's working. Good for him.

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Speaker 1: Well wait, we are too, so here we are all right,

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Speaker 1: back to Great Tea's topic tring here tidday. Let's start

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Speaker 1: with line Shana, Shana, welcome to Gregg Teas topic try.

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Speaker 1: We now call him Greg Tindale. Did they mess up

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01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,799
Speaker 1: your name to believe I am talking to Elvis Threne

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01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:27,360
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show? A lot of love for Mr Tindale?

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01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:30,000
Speaker 1: All right, which of Greg Tindale's topic train topics are

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01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 1: you calling about? Let me tell you, Mr Tindale, You're

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01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 1: not the only one. You have your name butcher, really

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01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:43,040
Speaker 1: your dame got messed up too? Wor Mr Tindale? The world?

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01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:47,799
Speaker 1: What happened? My college? My college graduation? My entire family

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Speaker 1: is there? My name, My maiden name was Shana Bodwin.

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Speaker 1: They had a spell it out phonetically, and when I

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Speaker 1: got up, no one clapped because they called me Shanni Bedowin.

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01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:10,320
Speaker 1: My friends still called me Sny. My whole family nobody

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01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 1: knew I was there, but I'm so happy to talk

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Speaker 1: to you guys. I love you well. Thank you, Shanny,

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01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: we love you too, thanks for listening to us. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. It was actually Shana. Talk to

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Speaker 1: Jenna online five. Hello Jenna, how are you? Hey? Hi? Everyone,

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Speaker 1: so happy to be here on Greg Tindale's topic train. Um, so,

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01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:38,840
Speaker 1: I worked for a magazine company and we have a Jenna,

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Speaker 1: at Gina, at Jennifer and at jen and I in

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Speaker 1: my name in the magazine. They always spell my name

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Speaker 1: Tina j e A n n A, but it's j

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01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,120
Speaker 1: E n n A And I've been working there for

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01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:54,280
Speaker 1: a year and they can still never get it right.

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01:23:55,840 --> 01:24:00,240
Speaker 1: That's so frustrating. Every other month it's j e A

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Speaker 1: n n A. And my mom's like Donna. Don't we

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01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,800
Speaker 1: all have that one friend who spells their name a

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01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: little differently, or they pronounce their name differently and they

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01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: have to correct people every time. Yeah? Yeah, oh, I

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Speaker 1: love you guys, Thank you so much. All right, Gina,

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Speaker 1: I mean Jenna, Let's go talk to Alfonso on line one. Hello, Alfonso,

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01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: what topics you're calling about? Hey? How they push it

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01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: up my whole name man, it is the hot topic.

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01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm let it just hasn't happened to me. Happen to

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01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 1: everybody else, that's right, what happened to your name? So

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Speaker 1: I'm in the Marine Corps. I'll stay here in North Carolina.

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01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: Originally from New Jersey. And of course everybody down here

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01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 1: is from the South. So when they hear Alfonso, they

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01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,519
Speaker 1: spelled with S and N the Z. So I'm sitting

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01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,880
Speaker 1: in get an award and they say my whole name,

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01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 1: and then they see my last name and it's Cuomo,

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01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: and they say, come, oh, oh my god, you know

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01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:06,560
Speaker 1: what we name? That embarrassing everybody. Everybody laughed and information embarrassed.

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01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,160
Speaker 1: It's and it's your name. It's like such a part

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01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 1: of your identity. It's so frustrating when people can't get it. Yes, man,

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01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:16,479
Speaker 1: but thank you for serving our country. We appreciate it

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01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:23,719
Speaker 1: very much. Thank you guys in sixth grade so now ancient,

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01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 1: thank you for rubbing that in. We have a great day. Man,

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01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 1: go away your calls when you need anything. What scary?

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01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 1: You know? Everybody messes my name up. We call you screwy.

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01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:41,080
Speaker 1: My name is pronounced scary. Okay, But when I first

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01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,840
Speaker 1: met you, and everyone told me what your name was. Like,

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01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's so mean that they call him scary.

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01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:49,560
Speaker 1: That's just not nice. It's just scary. Why can't the

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01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,800
Speaker 1: two ease sound like two easies? I think no one's

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01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,640
Speaker 1: ever gonna get it. No one's ever gonna get it.

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01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 1: You're fooling yourself if you think they are. Yea, because

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01:25:56,080 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 1: scary sounds like scary. Remember someone called him skeeter him in.

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01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,639
Speaker 1: We went with that for like a week, and then Stevie,

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01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,880
Speaker 1: that's he's your ex girlfriend that calls you that. All right,

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01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,800
Speaker 1: let's go talk to Robin on Lino. I think she's

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01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,840
Speaker 1: changing your topic final, which is good. I know something different. Hi, Robin,

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01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Welcome to Greg Tindale's topic train. Hi, how are you

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01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 1: doing well? Which topic you're calling about? The funniest thing

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01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:25,080
Speaker 1: I saw this year? Oh? What happened? What made you

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01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:30,320
Speaker 1: really laugh? Um? I came downstairs one Sunday morning and

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01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:33,200
Speaker 1: turned to go into my kitchen and I found a

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01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:39,640
Speaker 1: squirrel in my china cabinet in my dining room. How

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01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:42,640
Speaker 1: did he get in your china cabinet? He was on

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01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 1: a shelf behind my wind to cancer and all my

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01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 1: Champaigne glasses. He's yeah. We tried to get him out

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01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,840
Speaker 1: with a box and a vacuum cleaner. I don't want

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01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:58,519
Speaker 1: to know. I don't want to know. Alive he did,

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01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,880
Speaker 1: He made it out. We actually chased them into the

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01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:06,880
Speaker 1: living room and then let my dogs at them him

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01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:11,040
Speaker 1: out of the backyard. They did not eat him alive. No,

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01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:15,559
Speaker 1: my big one tried. Okay, good. I never want these

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01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:18,960
Speaker 1: stories to actually be finished because they're sad usually. Well, no, no,

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01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 1: she finished it and it was happy, happy and all right,

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01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:27,400
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Thank you, guys, great tin Dale.

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01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,880
Speaker 1: Since we changed your name, topic Tin just hasn't been

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01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:31,800
Speaker 1: that exciting. I know, we've got to go back to

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01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:35,360
Speaker 1: being Greg t that's it, Tindale. Stuff has gone his end.

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01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:39,439
Speaker 1: All right, straighten aight, where are we going? Next? Line six? Debbie?

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01:27:39,439 --> 01:27:42,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's go talk to Debbie. Debb, Debbie, which

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01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:44,160
Speaker 1: have great teas? Topics are you calling about? I hope

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01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:47,759
Speaker 1: it's funny and interesting. I'm calling about the most funniest

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01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: thing I saw in two thousandev tell us make us laugh?

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01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:55,240
Speaker 1: What'd you see? Well, first of all, I'm super excited

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01:27:55,320 --> 01:28:00,479
Speaker 1: to finally did on the Alba stran show Greg Dell's

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01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,680
Speaker 1: topic train. I like how you say his name, Greg

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01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:09,080
Speaker 1: tin Dale record, it's Tindorf whatever, So which of you

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01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:13,639
Speaker 1: want to talk about today? Favorite funniest thing I ever

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01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,720
Speaker 1: saw was I was at the zoo and I saw

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01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:22,160
Speaker 1: two of the big huge turtles having sex. Oh, turtle suns?

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01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,000
Speaker 1: What they sound like about? Did you hear them make

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01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: this noise? Then? Did you hear the making this noise?

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01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:36,759
Speaker 1: This is the sound turtles make when they have sex. Yeah, turtle,

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01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:53,759
Speaker 1: that's a cute, Debbie. Really is the sound of turtles

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01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:59,720
Speaker 1: having Sex's he for Debbie? Yea, yeah, Greg, that was

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01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:02,160
Speaker 1: the first topic train ever. Not my fault. I just

1552
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:07,360
Speaker 1: put them out there. This is you. Never take you

1553
01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:10,479
Speaker 1: never any credit for anything. I can't control the callers.

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01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:15,160
Speaker 1: I blame the sura. Don't blame well. She's the one

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01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,400
Speaker 1: that takes all the calls. She can only scream the

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01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:20,639
Speaker 1: calls that come. I'm sure she turned down the great calls.

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01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:27,880
Speaker 1: Don't want to all right, Well, thank you great tin Dale.

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01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, have a beautiful day for ruining my name.

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01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:35,560
Speaker 1: They gave you an honor. Just gett into headlines. Moving on,

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01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:40,639
Speaker 1: Moving on headlines from Bethany, Yes, what's going on right now? Okay?

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01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:43,679
Speaker 1: Washington officials say that the Amtrak train that derailed yesterday

1562
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,320
Speaker 1: in morning was supposed to be going thirty miles per hour.

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01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,960
Speaker 1: It was actually going fifty miles per hour. More than that.

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01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,919
Speaker 1: It was the train's first run from Seattle to Portland.

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01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:56,679
Speaker 1: You've seen the pictures by now that multiple train cars

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01:29:56,720 --> 01:30:00,160
Speaker 1: plunging over the bridge over pass over Interstate five. So

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01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,560
Speaker 1: far over a hundred people injured. So we'll keep you

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01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,920
Speaker 1: updated on that through the morning. The Carolina Panthers are

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01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:08,880
Speaker 1: going up for sale. Diddy and Golden State Warriors Steph

1570
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:11,680
Speaker 1: Curry have already tweeted that they want to buy it now.

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01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,479
Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick has also tweeted that he wants in on

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01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 1: the ownership group. And the really cool thing about this

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01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:20,960
Speaker 1: story is that in the meantime, while there's nobody who's

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01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:25,240
Speaker 1: actually like has that position, uh, Tina Becker has been

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01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 1: promoted to chief operating officer of the Panthers. She started

1576
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:31,719
Speaker 1: out as a cheerleader, and then she was in charge

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01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,519
Speaker 1: of the team, and then she just kept working her

1578
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,960
Speaker 1: way up and now she is running the day to

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01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 1: day operations of the Carolina Panthers. So yeah, that's pretty

1580
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,200
Speaker 1: It would be great if they weren't sold for a while.

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01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,599
Speaker 1: And she she got to operate the team and she's

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01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:49,360
Speaker 1: so great success. I think that's incredible. Um, this is

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01:30:49,439 --> 01:30:52,840
Speaker 1: your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And I

1584
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:55,360
Speaker 1: did this story earlier this morning, but it bears repeating

1585
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,800
Speaker 1: because I believe it completely. The Maris College Institute has

1586
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,959
Speaker 1: come out with their annual list of the most annoying

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01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:04,559
Speaker 1: words or phrases used in conversation, and for the ninth

1588
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,599
Speaker 1: year in a row, the word whatever has been named

1589
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:12,040
Speaker 1: the most annoying. But fake news came in second. The

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01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:16,680
Speaker 1: one that I hate is no offense but or the

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01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,320
Speaker 1: I love you but, which we see a lot of

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01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:22,000
Speaker 1: times on Instagram, that came in number three. That drives

1593
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:25,360
Speaker 1: me crazy my favorite. Alright, don't get mad, don't get mad.

1594
01:31:25,439 --> 01:31:26,800
Speaker 1: But I think those are all kind of in that

1595
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:30,519
Speaker 1: same category. Thank you, Hey, do we have time for

1596
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 1: a song? Should take a break there, straight, you are

1597
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:38,760
Speaker 1: no fun re late? We can play song next? Alright, well,

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01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:42,920
Speaker 1: play song next. We'll be back after this in the

1599
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:48,679
Speaker 1: morning show. Happy holidays in Florida. Even winter is full

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01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 1: of moments of sunshine like feeling the ocean breeze or

1601
01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:54,360
Speaker 1: jumping into a spring that seventy two degrees all year round,

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01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,519
Speaker 1: and with plenty more of those moments to go around,

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Speaker 1: we're happy to share. Find your moment of sunshine at

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Speaker 1: visit Florida dot com. Duran in the Morning Show. You know,

1605
01:32:09,479 --> 01:32:12,439
Speaker 1: this holiday, you may be going home, back to your

1606
01:32:12,479 --> 01:32:14,479
Speaker 1: hometown to hang out with your friends and your family,

1607
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:16,439
Speaker 1: and there's always that one night where all of you

1608
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,320
Speaker 1: meet in that old bar used to go to all

1609
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,120
Speaker 1: the time. So it's you and your old friends. It's

1610
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:22,720
Speaker 1: good to see them, it's good to hang out with him.

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01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:29,240
Speaker 1: Scary feels like he's being jipped. Why whoever buys the

1612
01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:34,240
Speaker 1: first round is jipped? In his words, I'm trying to

1613
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:37,640
Speaker 1: figure this out, especially the more people that you're with,

1614
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:41,880
Speaker 1: because you know you're never gonna have enough rounds. If

1615
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:47,000
Speaker 1: you work with eight people, you have to have eight rounds, understand,

1616
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,639
Speaker 1: to get your money back. So it's always I'm always

1617
01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:52,920
Speaker 1: the guy that jumps up to the bar quick and go,

1618
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:55,040
Speaker 1: I got the first round. The first rounds on me

1619
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:59,679
Speaker 1: and the person the person who buys the first round

1620
01:33:00,439 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 1: always get screwed like I would be like the guy

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01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,720
Speaker 1: that buys like the sixth round if you have eight people, yeah,

1622
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:08,120
Speaker 1: fifth or six. Yeah, but then there's some people that

1623
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:11,080
Speaker 1: wait till the very end, and everyone's so hammered they

1624
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:13,600
Speaker 1: don't even have to spend money at all. Okay, so

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01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:17,600
Speaker 1: you're saying if you by the first round, Yeah, I

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01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:21,040
Speaker 1: hate Bethany by the way, I hate can't Sorry, what's

1627
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,840
Speaker 1: the matter? She's yelling at me. I can't even say

1628
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 1: because I didn't get you. She's yelling at me on

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01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:29,840
Speaker 1: on text because she says we can't use the word

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01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:34,439
Speaker 1: jipped because it's derogatory to Gypsies, to the Roman people. Yeah,

1631
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 1: it really, Yeah, you shouldn't use it, but yeah, but

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01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,519
Speaker 1: because it's causing Sorry, no, I didn't know that either,

1633
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,439
Speaker 1: I said. I didn't see. I used the same word

1634
01:33:44,479 --> 01:33:48,680
Speaker 1: all the time, like jipped. Shut up, no, no, no, no.

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01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:51,479
Speaker 1: If I was a Gypsy, I would be upset. Yeah,

1636
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:53,439
Speaker 1: it's it's sort of like they used to say, like

1637
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:55,800
Speaker 1: the I don't even want to say it, but like

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01:33:56,080 --> 01:33:57,760
Speaker 1: you know, it was derogatory to the Jewish people. You

1639
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:01,760
Speaker 1: would say you got I got jipped as Yeah, I

1640
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:05,720
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm still saying it you're going to say

1641
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:08,600
Speaker 1: it until a gypsy gets a hold of you. Then

1642
01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna feel bad about isn't a gypsy a person

1643
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:14,479
Speaker 1: who has a crystal ball? And oh no, that's a

1644
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:19,000
Speaker 1: fortune teller? All right, I'm sorry, I not need to

1645
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:24,439
Speaker 1: derail the it came across. I'm like, wait a minute,

1646
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: what I was trying to, like subtly like change the language.

1647
01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:30,600
Speaker 1: But I didn't want it. I didn't think it was

1648
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:33,559
Speaker 1: going to derail the whole. I apologize, cantart. I'm glad

1649
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 1: you derailed it. Okay. So when I'm hanging out with

1650
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,320
Speaker 1: my friends around the holidays, I feel careful, careful, I

1651
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 1: feel ripped off. Okay, go to the bar, is ripped off. Okay,

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01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:46,240
Speaker 1: it's offensive to people who ripped paper Elvis, the rippers.

1653
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 1: It's people who are ripped. People who have really a

1654
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:54,840
Speaker 1: great ab are offended. I just don't want people who

1655
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:57,960
Speaker 1: have been hurt for centuries to how continue to be

1656
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,680
Speaker 1: okay then trying to learn, Nor do I want to hurt.

1657
01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:03,000
Speaker 1: And I'm glad we had a learning moment and the

1658
01:35:04,439 --> 01:35:07,439
Speaker 1: gypsies everyone hates me right now? No, no, no, no,

1659
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,600
Speaker 1: it hates you. I just didn't know that, but no,

1660
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I no, I don't know everything more reasons than just

1661
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:15,600
Speaker 1: that people assume we know everything. Then that's you know,

1662
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:19,799
Speaker 1: that's that's not good. Alright, So back to buying drinks?

1663
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:25,240
Speaker 1: What buying the first round? The person who says I

1664
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:27,320
Speaker 1: get the person who says I got the first round

1665
01:35:27,439 --> 01:35:29,800
Speaker 1: seems to get screwed. And I'm trying to figure out

1666
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:32,680
Speaker 1: a nice way so you don't get screwed. But you

1667
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:35,120
Speaker 1: don't explain why you feel like you get screwed if

1668
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:37,040
Speaker 1: you buy the first round. I'm trying to understand that.

1669
01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:39,160
Speaker 1: You run up to the bar and there's six of you,

1670
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,040
Speaker 1: right like I got the first round. The bill comes

1671
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:45,599
Speaker 1: to a strong, an astronomical amount of money, right okay,

1672
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 1: And you're like, then you feel okay, good, I'm done

1673
01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:50,679
Speaker 1: for the night. But then you have to keep drinking.

1674
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:53,240
Speaker 1: You have to drink six rounds worth to get your

1675
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:58,759
Speaker 1: money back, you know, otherwise if less than six rounds,

1676
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 1: you now paid much more than your share. Well I know,

1677
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:06,120
Speaker 1: but okay, I didn't know that going out in partying

1678
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,760
Speaker 1: with your friends is like you have to break even

1679
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: or it's it's a failure of a Night's the thing.

1680
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:15,519
Speaker 1: It's not really why you're supposed to buy the first round.

1681
01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: You're supposed to buy the round because you want to

1682
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:20,479
Speaker 1: be generous and thank you. But I do see what

1683
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,559
Speaker 1: he's saying. If that's how you're looking at it, Yeah,

1684
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:25,560
Speaker 1: unless you buy like near the last round, you're not

1685
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,759
Speaker 1: gonna get you. And then some people are quicker drinkers

1686
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,720
Speaker 1: than other. So I'm a slow drinker some way, but

1687
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:33,360
Speaker 1: no way, hold on and listen to what Daniel saying.

1688
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:36,720
Speaker 1: You're you're turning this into If I don't get my

1689
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:40,280
Speaker 1: money back, then it's a it's a bad night. Yeah,

1690
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,840
Speaker 1: well it's not a bad night. It's just I am

1691
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:46,840
Speaker 1: always the person to buy the first round. Yeah, and

1692
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:49,439
Speaker 1: then I'm a slow drinker. So then when the next

1693
01:36:49,479 --> 01:36:52,559
Speaker 1: guy says, Okay, I'm gonna buy the next round, scary

1694
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:54,599
Speaker 1: you ready for another one? And I'm like, no, I'm

1695
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:57,439
Speaker 1: still working on this one, they skip over me. So

1696
01:36:57,560 --> 01:36:59,960
Speaker 1: I kind of lose two drinks. Well that's when you say, yeah,

1697
01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:04,519
Speaker 1: double fists the best out of it. If you're going

1698
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:08,160
Speaker 1: from like purely a fiscal standpoint, you're absolutely right you're

1699
01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:11,200
Speaker 1: getting screwed, and a douchebag standpoint, you're absolutely right. I

1700
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:13,320
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, sometimes if you're counting your money,

1701
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:15,200
Speaker 1: but you also want to be you know, you don't

1702
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,000
Speaker 1: want to be that guy who's counting your money, then

1703
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:19,160
Speaker 1: you kind of want to If you're counting your money,

1704
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:21,240
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be buying a round of shot. If you're

1705
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:23,200
Speaker 1: counting your money, don't be don't be the first to

1706
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 1: buy anything for anyone. You don't want to be the

1707
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:27,920
Speaker 1: tool who isn't buying any rounds, because then everyone's like,

1708
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:31,200
Speaker 1: why are you trying to get free drinks? Right, I'm

1709
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:33,559
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying, it's got to be a happy meeting.

1710
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,280
Speaker 1: There's got to be a nice way to be the

1711
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:38,040
Speaker 1: guy who buys. The reason why I wanted the reason

1712
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:40,040
Speaker 1: why I wanted to bring this up is because it's

1713
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:43,639
Speaker 1: just really funny how we all think differently. I never, ever,

1714
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,760
Speaker 1: in a million years, would have thought I'm being ripped

1715
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:49,439
Speaker 1: off because I bought the first round. Never, I never

1716
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:52,360
Speaker 1: thought of it. I've never done accounting. I've never like,

1717
01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't take my ebicus to the bar with me

1718
01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:57,280
Speaker 1: to make sure. No, I don't, and I don't feel

1719
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:59,400
Speaker 1: like when I go out with my friends, I even

1720
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:01,960
Speaker 1: we even have like more than a couple of rounds,

1721
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,800
Speaker 1: Like I just say, hey, who wants a drink? Like

1722
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:05,840
Speaker 1: It's not like I'll buy the first you know what

1723
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 1: I mean? Like the way you say it. I don't

1724
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:08,760
Speaker 1: even say I'll buy the first round to say, hey,

1725
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:11,519
Speaker 1: want to try you the first person? I buy the

1726
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:14,439
Speaker 1: first drink sometimes. Okay, So then then if you only

1727
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:17,679
Speaker 1: have two drinks and the seven of you money you spent.

1728
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:20,439
Speaker 1: But I don't think about it that you're fiscally I

1729
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:24,439
Speaker 1: am screwed. I'm not taking you've taken all the fun

1730
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:27,120
Speaker 1: out of me going out with my friends. No, but

1731
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:29,200
Speaker 1: then you can buy the first round of drinks because

1732
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: it doesn't bother you the way it bothers. Okay, doesn't

1733
01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:36,800
Speaker 1: really bother you. Doesn't really bother you. No, it doesn't

1734
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,880
Speaker 1: bother me. It's just I'm trying to figure a way

1735
01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:41,760
Speaker 1: to get less screws. Ever, has you a little bit

1736
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:43,360
Speaker 1: for you to think about it and then bring it

1737
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,280
Speaker 1: to our attention, Right, Brody never has this problem because

1738
01:38:46,280 --> 01:38:51,600
Speaker 1: he's never bought anything for anyone. Everything sad. No, No,

1739
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm not just pointing out the truth, right Brody. I

1740
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:57,840
Speaker 1: mean you never really buy anything for anyone? Not exactly true,

1741
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:00,400
Speaker 1: but I don't buy drinks in a bar. I don't drink,

1742
01:39:00,439 --> 01:39:02,040
Speaker 1: so I don't ever say i'll take I'll buy the

1743
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:06,720
Speaker 1: first round, because I'll never get my diatode. Yeah, but

1744
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm buying two d and drinks and I'm getting refillable

1745
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:16,280
Speaker 1: with no he orders it with no ice. So see,

1746
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 1: I think the solution scary is to hang out with

1747
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:22,920
Speaker 1: fewer people, like a smaller number of people. So like,

1748
01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:25,040
Speaker 1: you go out with three people, and that way you

1749
01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:28,160
Speaker 1: get your round back after three. Yeah. Right, And by

1750
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 1: the way, you can't say round because it's offensive to

1751
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:36,479
Speaker 1: people who are round in in shape. Sorry the guy

1752
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:43,639
Speaker 1: with a round exactly. It was awful, burning hell awful. Alright,

1753
01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:46,680
Speaker 1: So where we are we? Okay, So you go to

1754
01:39:46,760 --> 01:39:48,960
Speaker 1: the bar and first of all, don't offer the first round,

1755
01:39:49,160 --> 01:39:52,479
Speaker 1: so you're you're clear there. So there's always there's always

1756
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:56,200
Speaker 1: someone in the bar who is at that bar every weekend.

1757
01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:59,080
Speaker 1: You're not there because you moved away. It's going back

1758
01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:02,400
Speaker 1: to your hometown to see friends. I love having drinks

1759
01:40:02,439 --> 01:40:04,720
Speaker 1: with friends I haven't seen in years or a year

1760
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:10,360
Speaker 1: and catching up. And I don't ever want to make

1761
01:40:10,479 --> 01:40:14,640
Speaker 1: fun of anyone who still lives in the hometown. A

1762
01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:16,240
Speaker 1: lot of people are like, oh yeah, I had to

1763
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,560
Speaker 1: get out of hometown. I don't want to be a

1764
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:20,120
Speaker 1: part of that crew anymore. Oh yeah, blah blah blah

1765
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,560
Speaker 1: still lives there, they're still I think that's great to

1766
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:27,560
Speaker 1: be born, raised and supporting your hometown from birth to

1767
01:40:27,640 --> 01:40:30,800
Speaker 1: the end of your life. Isn't there something admirable about that? Totally? Yeah,

1768
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:32,920
Speaker 1: And it means that you've found a place that you

1769
01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:36,600
Speaker 1: feel literally is home, that your people are searching for

1770
01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:39,439
Speaker 1: their whole lives. Exactly how many people do move away

1771
01:40:39,479 --> 01:40:41,560
Speaker 1: and end up going back because they just know that

1772
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:43,600
Speaker 1: they feel grounded there, they feel comfortable there. Well, in

1773
01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:46,840
Speaker 1: every Hallmark Christmas movie, it happens, well, I guess, so

1774
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,400
Speaker 1: they're all back at home having dreams with each other.

1775
01:40:50,479 --> 01:40:53,080
Speaker 1: Then you know, there's always a prince involved, and there's

1776
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:55,560
Speaker 1: always and a dude who says he's not Santa, but

1777
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:58,120
Speaker 1: you know he's Santa. And there's always your long lost

1778
01:40:58,240 --> 01:41:00,400
Speaker 1: love that you've decided to move on m but you

1779
01:41:00,439 --> 01:41:04,479
Speaker 1: always go back to him. I'll pay line around twenty

1780
01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:07,240
Speaker 1: two is Lyne, two is Greg. Let's see if you're

1781
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:09,240
Speaker 1: still on the line, Hi, Greg, Greg just hung up

1782
01:41:09,479 --> 01:41:13,800
Speaker 1: what did he want? He actually agree with? Wow, that's

1783
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 1: why you hung up? Does that mean I don't know?

1784
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:24,160
Speaker 1: He knows I love him. I think we need to

1785
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:29,679
Speaker 1: all calm down and hear some nice, relaxing Christmas. Shall

1786
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: we do have time for Christmas? We now? Okay, listen,

1787
01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:36,840
Speaker 1: why are we gonna play squirrels Christmas? Yeah? Let's play

1788
01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:43,000
Speaker 1: a squirrel? No? No, how about Little Sam Smith? Is

1789
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:46,720
Speaker 1: that sound good for? This is my favorite Christmas song?

1790
01:41:46,760 --> 01:41:49,800
Speaker 1: I know that web gro Kathleen was milling around asking

1791
01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:53,160
Speaker 1: us all our favorite Christmas song? What's your favorite? Bethany Stings?

1792
01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:59,080
Speaker 1: I saw three ships? Yeah, at least you didn't say

1793
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:03,960
Speaker 1: oh Tannon ball? Um, what about Brody Brodie? What's your

1794
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 1: favorite Christmas song? New York City Christmas by Rob Thomas?

1795
01:42:09,479 --> 01:42:13,040
Speaker 1: There you go, Chas, don't offend the Tanna boumbs. They're

1796
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:19,759
Speaker 1: good people. Roggy, what's your favorite Christmas song? Canby Holladay? Alright?

1797
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:23,200
Speaker 1: What about Little jummer Boy by the Harry Simone Corral?

1798
01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:31,920
Speaker 1: What's your mine? Is? Christmas Love? By Justin Biever? Okay,

1799
01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:34,640
Speaker 1: you learned a lot about people when you ask for

1800
01:42:34,680 --> 01:42:37,439
Speaker 1: their favorite Christmas song? Hey, straight, Nate, what's your favorite

1801
01:42:37,479 --> 01:42:42,120
Speaker 1: Christmas song. It's a John Denver one No Noel Christmas

1802
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:46,439
Speaker 1: Eve nine. It makes me cry. It wasn't John Difer

1803
01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:49,640
Speaker 1: with the Buppets. Well it's off of that album, isn't it?

1804
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:55,679
Speaker 1: Dead on Christmas? Is your favorite? Mine is so simple

1805
01:42:55,760 --> 01:43:01,000
Speaker 1: compared to the complex Sam Smith? And have yourself a

1806
01:43:01,160 --> 01:43:04,120
Speaker 1: merry little Christmas. Listen to this. It's so calming, so

1807
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:28,600
Speaker 1: have so talk? Nah? Wow, Now didn't that calm the

1808
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:32,760
Speaker 1: beast a little bit? A little bit, a little bit

1809
01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:36,639
Speaker 1: like a little not at all? Your beast needs calming best,

1810
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:39,200
Speaker 1: Because we're back here in the studio and Scary is

1811
01:43:39,320 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 1: frantically counting down. Okay, we're coming back. Sam Smith is

1812
01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:49,720
Speaker 1: singing the most beautiful Christmas ballad ever, and Scary is

1813
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:53,760
Speaker 1: gritting and you don't understand you're back at five four, Like,

1814
01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:56,720
Speaker 1: calm down. I know when the song ends. We were

1815
01:43:56,760 --> 01:44:00,760
Speaker 1: trying to get ordered to the room, and then behind

1816
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:04,360
Speaker 1: the scenes the audience didn't hear that part. It reminds

1817
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:06,439
Speaker 1: me of the lady I saw last week with a

1818
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:09,080
Speaker 1: picture with Santa Claus with her kids. She's like, smil now,

1819
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:13,760
Speaker 1: damn it? Right now? All right? Should I do my

1820
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Speaker 1: LifeLock commercial. Do that one. I wish Sam Smith would

1821
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:21,960
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Speaker 1: LifeLock dot Com used the promo code Elvis. Do it

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Speaker 1: right now, Elvis Duran in the morning show. So you know,

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Speaker 1: Froggy's in our beautiful South Florida studios. He has the

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Speaker 1: TV on the news behind him. There they have some

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Speaker 1: high speed chase. Move over, move over, out of the

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Speaker 1: way over. Yeah, they got him out of the car.

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Speaker 1: So he was going on here in South Florida. He

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Speaker 1: was on seventy five. He got on the five is

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Speaker 1: going eastbound and traffic was backed up on so he

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Speaker 1: tried to go in the emergency lanes and he ended

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Speaker 1: up hitting a bridge abutment and a tractor trailer clipped him,

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Speaker 1: which they made the car so it was not going

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Speaker 1: great fast. They finally got him out of the car.

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Speaker 1: There are two people in the vehicle. They're both out

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Speaker 1: of the car, both on the ground, and they're both

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Speaker 1: under arrest. Car. Look, I know that these chases are

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Speaker 1: very dangerous, but watching them is thrilling. The guy was

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Speaker 1: in a hurry to get to Fort Lauderdale Airport, we know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly where he was headed. That's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, if you are here in South Florida and

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Speaker 1: headed to the airports bound, you will not be making

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Speaker 1: it to the airport and it is closed in eastbound direction,

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Speaker 1: all lanes closed. Don't hit the abutment trailer. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: d but they're they're okay. They're just handcuffed they're just

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01:47:23,040 --> 01:47:25,200
Speaker 1: handcuffed laying face down the road. Can we try to

1882
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:30,680
Speaker 1: have an adult conversation and promised me it's gonna stay mature. Really, Look,

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Speaker 1: do you know what room you're in here? Okay, Dick's

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01:47:33,200 --> 01:47:37,920
Speaker 1: Sporting good It's named after a gentleman. His name is Dick. Okay, now,

1885
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 1: so Daniel Watson says, I love Dick Sporting Goods. But

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01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,960
Speaker 1: when we talk about Dick and our family, everyone has

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01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:46,120
Speaker 1: to call him Richard. Yeah. For some reason, my kids

1888
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:48,960
Speaker 1: cannot say Dicks. This is your family. You are the

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01:47:49,040 --> 01:47:52,400
Speaker 1: most dick family. I've I am with you when I say,

1890
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:56,240
Speaker 1: she means that with love, but because they're obsessed with penises. Family.

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Speaker 1: When I say to the kids, hey, where did daddy

1892
01:47:58,280 --> 01:48:01,200
Speaker 1: take you while I was in Miami? Richard? And I go, Preston,

1893
01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:05,920
Speaker 1: say Dick's he starts laughing. Why don't you say that?

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01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:08,559
Speaker 1: What would happen if your name was Richard and your

1895
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:11,360
Speaker 1: nickname was Dick? And he just starts cracking up, laughing.

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Speaker 1: You know our friend Richard Bell, they used he's he's

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Speaker 1: an actor. He used to be on stage on Broadway

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Speaker 1: for years and years, and his name was Dick bella

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01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:21,719
Speaker 1: great at one point, at some point in his life,

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Speaker 1: the word dick turned into something different than you know,

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01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:29,040
Speaker 1: dick and became dick. And now you know what I'm saying, Well,

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01:48:29,160 --> 01:48:31,800
Speaker 1: every time we drive by there, my son always says, hey, Dad,

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01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:35,800
Speaker 1: look it's Dick's. They've got balls. That's the other word

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01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:38,599
Speaker 1: you can't say. In my house. Mom said balls. That's

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01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:41,839
Speaker 1: like the funniest thing to them. Go put the Christmas

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01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:45,000
Speaker 1: balls on the on the Christmas tree, I asked. I

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01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:46,960
Speaker 1: asked someone. I said, so, where are you going to

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01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:48,679
Speaker 1: buy that jersey? He said, I gotta go to Richards?

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01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 1: I said, Richards? Is that a new you know the

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Speaker 1: D word? It's a man's name. Rude, don't aren't you

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Speaker 1: glad that Bethany? Aren't you glad? Bethany doesn't describe like rests.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at her Bethany's. I can't say it. I thoacous.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what I'm saying. If that

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Speaker 1: was your name, you'd be like, wait, that's my name,

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Speaker 1: and people wouldn't say it. They're like, I won't say

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Speaker 1: the B word. That's true. Alright, alright, well whatever you do. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm playing with my direct TV now, which I love

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Speaker 1: I watched I love watching live TV on my phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm just watching the facts of life. Really, you can

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Speaker 1: watch everything on this direct tv Now is so cool.

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Speaker 1: The reason I love it, by the way, we are

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Speaker 1: and I just want to talk about direct tv Now.

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Speaker 1: You can actually watch live TV on your your tablet

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Speaker 1: with the app, you can you know, punch it up

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Speaker 1: or your live TVs right there. So you don't have

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Speaker 1: any bulky boxes to buy. It just uses your your phone.

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Speaker 1: I love hitting on the thing. I can, I can,

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Speaker 1: I want, man, you can stop me say and so

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Speaker 1: no huge long term commitment. It's it's really cool. I

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Speaker 1: want you to give it a try. Just download the app,

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Speaker 1: I think it's fabulous. With great pricing. Go to direct

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Speaker 1: talking about as we celebrate their first year and being

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Speaker 1: really cool giving us live TV on our I phones

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Speaker 1: and whatever you have. So it's direct tv now dot

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Speaker 1: com slash I heart and then again use I heeart

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Speaker 1: as your promo code. All right, I'm gonna go back

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Speaker 1: to watch the Acts of Life. What's Mrs Garrett up to?

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01:51:03,240 --> 01:51:04,840
Speaker 1: She's trying to pick up a guy on the sofa.

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Speaker 1: How's how's her? She's being sure Mrs Garrett and her

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Speaker 1: behive quite Coquette and the other chick, they're out doing

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Speaker 1: something else different, comparing the sizes of their Bethany's And

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Speaker 1: speaking of Bethany, let's let's let the left one give

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Speaker 1: us headlines. She's the one on the left. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what's going on. We have your phone tap

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Speaker 1: Today's best of the Christmas series Phone Taps. That's coming

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Speaker 1: up in a few moments. But Bethany's all up to you.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, We're starting to hear more stories

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Speaker 1: about the heroism that happened during yesterday's amtrack crash. Apparently

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Speaker 1: an eagle scout actually crawled through part of the shredded

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Speaker 1: train to try and help injured passengers. Yesterday. UM the

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01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:57,599
Speaker 1: train now was reportedly going over twice the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: It was going eighty miles per hour around this curve

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Speaker 1: when it actually should have been going thirty. Um. And

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01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:06,000
Speaker 1: so obviously right now they have three people who have

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Speaker 1: died as a result, and those numbers hopefully will not

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Speaker 1: get larger as the day goes on, but they're going

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Speaker 1: to continue the investigation. Um. And this was the first

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Speaker 1: trip that that train had taken. It was supposed to

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Speaker 1: go from Seattle to Portland, but the crash happened over

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Speaker 1: Interstate five near Tacoma. Delta and other airlines are working

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Speaker 1: their butts off to try and get everything back to

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Speaker 1: normal after the massive blackout that happened on Sunday. An

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Speaker 1: airline consultant said though that it could be as long

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Speaker 1: as Thursday before all displaced passengers can get to their destinations,

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Speaker 1: but Delta is saying they should have it by this afternoon,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see what ends up happening. We take our

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Speaker 1: air carriers, uh, so we don't take them seriously. One

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Speaker 1: of my trainers say, for granted, that's the term. You

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Speaker 1: just think, Okay, I gotta go from point A to

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Speaker 1: point be able to catch a plane. We'll go and

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Speaker 1: we'll be there. We'll know. If there's a big old

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Speaker 1: f up like they had in Atlanta, it screws up

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01:52:55,439 --> 01:52:57,880
Speaker 1: everything and you're stuck. Yeah, it's and it's not just

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01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:00,200
Speaker 1: planes trying to leave, its planes trying to arrive. Five

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Speaker 1: and so people in other cities are screwed and it's tough. Well,

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01:53:03,479 --> 01:53:07,040
Speaker 1: good luck this holiday season we're counting on. This is

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Speaker 1: your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And there

1989
01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:13,280
Speaker 1: was a single mother of four from Maine. She hadn't

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Speaker 1: finished her Christmas shopping and her car got towed, and

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Speaker 1: so she was trying to finish her shift at Denny's.

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Speaker 1: She also was a student. She works at a nursing home.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to figure out how to make ends meet.

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Speaker 1: That last minute car towing didn't help the situation. She

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01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:30,559
Speaker 1: was talking to three guys at her table at Denny's.

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Speaker 1: She thought they were just making conversation, but when she

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01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:36,920
Speaker 1: closed out their thirty five dollar check, she found a

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollar tip on top of it. That's how

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Speaker 1: you do it. Have chills. Thanks to that, she will

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Speaker 1: not have to worry about being able to get her

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Speaker 1: kids Christmas. Something so similar happened to my mom when

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01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:52,000
Speaker 1: we were growing up to we were very, very poor

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01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:54,920
Speaker 1: and uh, a man on the street just handed my

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01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:58,120
Speaker 1: mom a hundred dollars and that was what she needed

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Speaker 1: to finish Christmas shopping. So it's awesome secret Santas are

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Speaker 1: out there. I love that story. Thank you, Bethany. Let's

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Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back after this. Did you

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Speaker 1: miss part of today's show, Let's back to truck up

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Fopen the I Heart Radio app and

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Speaker 1: here everything you missed with Elvis Durant on demand. We

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Speaker 1: call us a teachable moment. Full versions of every show

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Speaker 1: posted every day. Just search Kelvie Durand on demand only

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Speaker 1: on the I Heart Radio app. Elvis duran in the

2014
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Speaker 1: morning show. So this is my favorite time of your

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Speaker 1: maybe yours too, when we get down with hours of

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Speaker 1: movies and live shows. Thanks to direct tv Now, they're

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Speaker 1: now celebrating their first birthday at direct tv Now with

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Speaker 1: great offers on live TV. Go to direct tv Now,

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Speaker 1: slash I Heart and enter the promo code I Heart

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Speaker 1: to redeem Elvis, Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone tap

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Speaker 1: and today it's from Garrett. Yes, what's it all about? Garrett?

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Speaker 1: Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,

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Speaker 1: Tony is that guy on the block who loves to

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01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,920
Speaker 1: deck out his house for the holidays season with lights,

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01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:03,520
Speaker 1: blow up things on in the front lawn, all over

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Speaker 1: the house, even in the backyard. So I'm going to

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01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 1: start the call to Tony as his brand new neighbor

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Speaker 1: that lives right behind him that he hasn't met yet,

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01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:12,920
Speaker 1: let him know I have a little issue with his

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Speaker 1: holiday decor around this house. Oh good, the new neighbor

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01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:19,360
Speaker 1: chiming in. Yes, the holiday decorations. Let's listen in to

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Speaker 1: Garrett's phone top. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this

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Speaker 1: to Yes, Hey Tony. My name is George Feeney. I

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Speaker 1: live right behind you. I just moved in about three

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. We haven't met yet, so I know this

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Speaker 1: is not the best way to meet, but I'm having

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Speaker 1: a little issue and wondering if you could help me

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Speaker 1: out with this. Yeah, I noticed about three days ago

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Speaker 1: your Christmas stuff went up in your front and even

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Speaker 1: backyard to um, but why have stuff in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just a little bit much coming into my

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01:55:51,280 --> 01:55:54,520
Speaker 1: house and it's always blinking and boom boom, and I'm

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01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:57,360
Speaker 1: trying to sleep and it's like boom boom and I understand,

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01:55:57,440 --> 01:55:59,960
Speaker 1: but you know, you get to understand too. Is the season?

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01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:02,440
Speaker 1: Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take

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01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 1: down a few in the backyard? And just I know

2047
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:08,160
Speaker 1: you new and everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood.

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01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:10,760
Speaker 1: Every single year, people come from all over. I am like,

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01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:13,720
Speaker 1: you know, like famous a little bit around the area

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Speaker 1: for this. Okay. You know, I won awards every year.

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Speaker 1: I get a prize okay for what I do blinds

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01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:21,680
Speaker 1: or whatever, and and and you know, I'm very sorry.

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Speaker 1: You can't sleep. Put a put a mask over your

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01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:26,160
Speaker 1: face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow. But

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01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:28,360
Speaker 1: the lights are not going off. Okay. I was afraid

2056
01:56:28,440 --> 01:56:30,800
Speaker 1: that we're going down this route. This morning. I went

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01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:32,920
Speaker 1: to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.

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01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:38,240
Speaker 1: I took your blow up inflatable Santa, and you better

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01:56:38,360 --> 01:56:42,880
Speaker 1: not have you better not have yes, yes, even touched it.

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01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:45,160
Speaker 1: It is sitting in my basement right now, and if

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Speaker 1: you want to turn down some of your lights, you

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01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:49,680
Speaker 1: can get Santa back. Listen to me. I get home

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Speaker 1: about six seven o'clock. That better be back where you

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Speaker 1: found that. Do you understand, mat I will give it

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Speaker 1: back and put it where I found it, exact place

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01:56:56,840 --> 01:57:00,320
Speaker 1: once once the lights get turned off. No, you're not

2067
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:03,280
Speaker 1: getting turns off. Okay, I don't get him somes from you. Okay,

2068
01:57:04,040 --> 01:57:09,600
Speaker 1: you should amazing again the family. You want to stand

2069
01:57:10,160 --> 01:57:13,520
Speaker 1: my wheel for my kids? Do you understand what you're

2070
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:18,720
Speaker 1: giving your kids? A blow up Santa? Yes? Okay? Business?

2071
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:22,200
Speaker 1: All right? Well bus well, maybe we can work a deal.

2072
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 1: We're friends here, we're friends. All right, Well, maybe you

2073
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:28,880
Speaker 1: can come over. We'll have some coffee or maybe some tea.

2074
01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:33,800
Speaker 1: Seem like a t guy. We'll talk about this. How

2075
01:57:33,840 --> 01:57:36,920
Speaker 1: about that. I will defight Santa right now. I will

2076
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:38,600
Speaker 1: defight him and you will not be able to blow

2077
01:57:38,680 --> 01:57:50,560
Speaker 1: him up again. I will cut him him. PS. Make

2078
01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:52,680
Speaker 1: sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm tired

2079
01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:56,880
Speaker 1: of seeing her walk around naked in the bakeyard. She

2080
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,560
Speaker 1: had some orange juice naked the other day. Whoa Lodi?

2081
01:57:59,640 --> 01:58:02,160
Speaker 1: Don to mean no, she does not do that, first

2082
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:04,040
Speaker 1: of all. And if you disrespect my wife one more time,

2083
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:08,600
Speaker 1: by sack, you're gonna get yes a disrespecting anybody. Give

2084
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:12,400
Speaker 1: me two hours comfy there, Christy. Oh my god, I'm

2085
01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:14,920
Speaker 1: in so much. I didn't know he was. He was

2086
01:58:15,000 --> 01:58:18,320
Speaker 1: that into Christmas. He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

2087
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:20,000
Speaker 1: Let it go to voicemail and freak him out a

2088
01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:26,640
Speaker 1: little bit more and then we'll call him right back. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi,

2089
01:58:26,720 --> 01:58:29,200
Speaker 1: honey with us. Hey, listen, Louis, where are you right now?

2090
01:58:29,240 --> 01:58:32,120
Speaker 1: You home? I'm running aaronson at the post office. And

2091
01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:34,840
Speaker 1: then I was gonna go forget that, go home right now,

2092
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:37,160
Speaker 1: and he should have gone. Houses under attack, but a

2093
01:58:37,240 --> 01:58:40,440
Speaker 1: crazy got behind her house is under attack. Yeah, she's

2094
01:58:40,440 --> 01:58:44,520
Speaker 1: saying he took Shan already. He took Santa. Yeah, she said.

2095
01:58:44,600 --> 01:58:46,480
Speaker 1: He's so shade up and he's not gonna give him

2096
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:48,080
Speaker 1: back until let drop the lins in the back. He's

2097
01:58:48,080 --> 01:58:49,680
Speaker 1: like keeping him up at night. I don't know whatever,

2098
01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm like you havn't took his sho

2099
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:54,920
Speaker 1: over here. He probably even break Christmas. That's what he

2100
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:59,040
Speaker 1: might have a point? What the backyard life. If they're

2101
01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:01,760
Speaker 1: too bright talking, what do you turn it on me

2102
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:04,000
Speaker 1: now too? Oh yeah, I don't know things, but he's

2103
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:05,560
Speaker 1: telling me that. If he's looking at you through the

2104
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:09,720
Speaker 1: window drinking orange shoes naked, we're you doing that? I

2105
01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:18,920
Speaker 1: do it every morning? You're doing What would you do that? Agnes?

2106
01:59:19,160 --> 01:59:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. This guy's I'm Malia say. He's making

2107
01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:25,480
Speaker 1: things up and he's telling a minute truth. Put some

2108
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:28,480
Speaker 1: clothes on and drink your juice, will you? Tony? Tony?

2109
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:32,360
Speaker 1: What hey? Tony? My name is Gareth and Elvis Duran

2110
01:59:32,400 --> 01:59:34,640
Speaker 1: in the morning show and you just got phone taps.

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01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh I understand, I already drive. I was already started

2112
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:44,920
Speaker 1: driving at home. Nine, Tony, What do you want to

2113
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:48,320
Speaker 1: say to your wife? Oh? Yeah, sharing a better be

2114
01:59:48,440 --> 01:59:56,600
Speaker 1: home when I get home better. You know what. You

2115
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:58,680
Speaker 1: can mess with many things, but if you mess with

2116
01:59:58,720 --> 02:00:01,840
Speaker 1: a man's inflatable Santa, you're screwed. I know he was great.

2117
02:00:02,480 --> 02:00:04,440
Speaker 1: He went from zero to a hundred in two seconds.

2118
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Speaker 1: Tis the holiday season, I know, Thank you, Garrett, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: This fall tap was prerecorded with permission granted by All

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Speaker 1: Party Space. Ellie s. Duran fellon tapward only on Ellie

2121
02:00:15,360 --> 02:00:20,880
Speaker 1: Sturan in the Morning show. Happy Holidays from Ellvie Sturran

2122
02:00:20,960 --> 02:00:24,560
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show Scar Yes, what's the number one

2123
02:00:24,600 --> 02:00:28,160
Speaker 1: requested a holiday song so far? Today? It's the angel

2124
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:31,960
Speaker 1: tree Toppers singing who put the stump? No, it's not yes,

2125
02:00:32,560 --> 02:00:35,520
Speaker 1: six I did thirty three. People can't be wrong. Wait,

2126
02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:38,240
Speaker 1: we don't even have every many listeners. You're a lit blows.

2127
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:42,560
Speaker 1: I stop it here. I'd like to find the guy

2128
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:49,040
Speaker 1: who done you all and stuck my blood up on

2129
02:00:49,440 --> 02:00:56,880
Speaker 1: this Christmas tree? Who put the stump in my rump

2130
02:00:57,200 --> 02:01:01,400
Speaker 1: up to contended in Marma lem ding Dong, whost the

2131
02:01:01,480 --> 02:01:04,080
Speaker 1: wood where a boob chip boop chee poop boop put

2132
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:07,960
Speaker 1: the stick of my hip? Did did? Who was that man?

2133
02:01:08,760 --> 02:01:13,280
Speaker 1: He shoved it up my can and left me stranded

2134
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:21,400
Speaker 1: on this Christmas tree When this angel heard chop up bop,

2135
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:25,320
Speaker 1: the chop up up a dreadful fear and right into

2136
02:01:25,640 --> 02:01:32,760
Speaker 1: my heart those pine tree kneels sting me Ramma Jema

2137
02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:37,000
Speaker 1: Rama Gemini my ding dong. He'll never know how much

2138
02:01:37,200 --> 02:01:42,040
Speaker 1: that smart So who put the stuff in my romp

2139
02:01:42,280 --> 02:01:45,680
Speaker 1: bump bump food to contendered in my Rama Lama Dingdong

2140
02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:48,680
Speaker 1: who stood the wood where a boop, chip boop, chip boop,

2141
02:01:48,760 --> 02:01:51,320
Speaker 1: whoop put the stick of my hip? Did it? Dida

2142
02:01:51,560 --> 02:01:56,040
Speaker 1: who took that bush and grand it in my doors?

2143
02:01:56,880 --> 02:02:03,040
Speaker 1: He made this angel bag for mercy. Please each night

2144
02:02:03,160 --> 02:02:06,840
Speaker 1: when I'm alone, scott to discuts, to scot to scotch

2145
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:09,440
Speaker 1: to scotch to scratched the shoe. It sets my tiny

2146
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:17,240
Speaker 1: bottom all the glove and every time I went slipped

2147
02:02:17,320 --> 02:02:21,600
Speaker 1: it and didn't slipped it and didn't a little further

2148
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:32,040
Speaker 1: and it goes on. Bros, Catch your up, you flame Joe.

2149
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Speaker 1: What's the matter when you start pretty start? Oh wow,