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Speaker 2: His buddies, and we were I've been saying they should

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Speaker 1: Finally, right, And we were, uh setting up that giant

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Speaker 2: The huge one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're setting it up to knock down the

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Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty. Okay, And so we are on little

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Speaker 1: which a bunch of them are out there already unfortunately, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which is part of why we're knocking this thing down,

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Speaker 1: because if it's not going to mean anything, why do

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Speaker 2: Okay, unreal related to the trash islands? Oh, because you

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Speaker 1: Of Why do you think that's unrelated?

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Speaker 2: Well, I need a little help making that connection.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Hayes, but it's a freaking statue which correct

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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, but says be kind recycle isn't

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Speaker 1: gonna mean anything, then why don't we just knock it

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Speaker 1: down with giant dominoes. And by the way, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: look really cool when they're all falling into each other

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for explaining that to me. Now, I

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Speaker 2: wonder because I gave you, I only gave you three dominoes.

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Speaker 1: And this is where the boat engine issues came in.

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Speaker 1: We initially were able to do that for the first

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Speaker 3: Uh, the.

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Speaker 1: Exhaust started to choke us, the throttle started to throttle us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're lead dominoes.

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Speaker 1: The gas was gaslighting us. We didn't know where we

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Speaker 1: in this country. We're not going to recycle our trash.

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Speaker 1: So eventually kublaet drown.

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Speaker 2: Sucks. That really sucks. Did he Jay at least get

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Speaker 1: It was very surface level conversation, but you could feel

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Speaker 2: Okay. I always thought of kubla as someone that could

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I saw his walls start to break down,

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Speaker 2: Little crack that he he made. Did he seem sad

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Speaker 1: not you're still there. Domino's a loss, Cubla drowned and

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Speaker 1: uh oh, by the way, freaking my boats broken?

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Speaker 2: Hey look at it, Tider Skyjack kick in the red

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Speaker 2: carpet lineback hallways of this Indus street called Showbiz. So

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Speaker 2: we don't have any guests today.

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Speaker 1: That's why we get such a long story at the top.

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Speaker 2: It's O Max Max Next, Silvestri is back. Hey guys,

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Speaker 2: I did forget for a minute. I started thinking about

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Speaker 4: Like jumping on the subway track, where you're just like

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Speaker 2: What if I? And then suddenly you are there, are

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Speaker 4: You're like, you know, you're supposed to lay face down

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Speaker 1: Arm one arm, straight out, palm through the center of

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Speaker 2: Yep, one way that everyone on.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's my volume there that you're cranking all the

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Speaker 2: Max.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is just my way of bringing a little

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Speaker 2: Just want to say, if you do that, do it

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Speaker 2: so that everyone is of course packed together like sardine.

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Speaker 1: Sure boy, we're still thinking about New York City, huh.

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Speaker 1: Subway cars and the Statue of Liberty. We were just

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Speaker 1: but you love it.

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Speaker 2: Mmm. You the sink to be so stinky all the time. Max.

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Speaker 2: It's nice for you to come back.

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Speaker 4: I really appreciate you guys having me back. This was

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Speaker 4: I mean, it was a big ask.

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Speaker 2: We love having you and we're not pissed.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Now, you told us going into the show that you

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Speaker 4: Uh, and you didn't. I see that you are here alone.

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Speaker 4: I am here alone. I was told that you guys

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Speaker 1: So this is the second time that you've done the show.

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Speaker 1: You didn ant appearance before. Is it possible they heard

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Speaker 2: Or we're maybe looking at your career after that perfore

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think the only answer is that having

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Speaker 2: There's a big Hollywood management company.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they have these meetings, these like staff meetings every

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Speaker 2: Did they give any advice on what which friend? Know?

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Speaker 1: Whing who would you bring? Because it can't be someone

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Speaker 1: embarrassed yourself, right, Yeah, So where's that middle ground?

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Speaker 4: I mean, wou, I feel like you'd want to bring

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like someone for us to kind of focus on,

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Speaker 4: I mean you guys are as you immediately go after

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Speaker 2: Approval from you.

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Speaker 1: But with even that, when it gets released and I

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Speaker 1: that's the Turtle episode.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, but that's okay, Max is there? Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I put that scramble and put together

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Speaker 1: If you're drafting off a Turtle a little bit, and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I can handle this. I mean I can't.

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Speaker 4: But like on principle, I'm gonna come here. You're not

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Speaker 1: I mean, like this is two on one there there

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Speaker 1: they've correctly identified at your management company, and I think.

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Speaker 4: That is well, they've looked back at your two on

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Speaker 4: Obviously people like them, your your fan base is growing.

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Speaker 4: But I feel like in every single case, the one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my management company is looking for me to shine.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying that. Yeah. And we also have engineer

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Speaker 2: if they're going to bring anyone, it would be Engineer Cody.

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Speaker 2: If you break Engineer Gusts the Ultimate Power Play. Yes,

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Speaker 2: well it's wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified because I know that you somehow know Engineer

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Speaker 4: Like I've tried to get out of you before the

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Speaker 4: first appearance, before this second appearance, what is your ideal

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Speaker 2: It's true you did.

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Speaker 1: You did actually send an email asking what like what

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Speaker 2: Bring more riffs fewer riffs than last time? Yeah? Yeah, my,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason you're a return guest, and it's

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: I have to thread the needle perfectly, that's right.

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Speaker 2: But I would say the vibe that we're looking for

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Speaker 2: So it is out there, but it's out there, but

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you know the distribution game right now.

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Speaker 4: It's just really tricky getting watched in there that pipe.

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Speaker 2: It's not a huge pipe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it digs a long time for it to

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Speaker 2: So some of it when it comes out is gone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a it's a tough part of the biz,

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Speaker 1: but it's a reality of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, this episode is one of the nicest episodes we've

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Speaker 1: Actually, now that we remember that I was acting, everyone

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Speaker 2: These are just movies, you know. And a Japanese movie.

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Speaker 2: But you know what I met? Were you one of

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Speaker 2: Max and he guys are road dogs.

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Speaker 4: Now you're flying all the road dogs, and the road

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Speaker 2: Max takes credit for our tour.

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Speaker 1: He texted me and so I'm glad you took my

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was my idea, I think, to treat people

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Speaker 2: Yeah for it. So that's what we did, that exact thing.

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Speaker 1: No, it's almost strange that we're talking about this because

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Speaker 1: this episode is not going to come up for three months.

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Speaker 2: I think Kevin has moved it up on the schedule.

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Speaker 2: Did he let mean to get into whoa? Oh you

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Speaker 4: Kevin went, oh, Grandma, Yeah, if it is coming out

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If I see another cookie. We've been referencing some pretty

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Speaker 3: September twenty fifth.

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Speaker 2: See, okay, that's soon. That is pretty soon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? And who and what? Who was moved down?

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Speaker 1: I could I could tell you who got jammed up

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Speaker 3: Number one, Tom Sharpling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so the second one got bumped and.

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Speaker 2: Jordan just say, say what happened?

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Speaker 3: I dramatically pointed out.

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Speaker 2: No, but say what was Bosh doing? He was eating

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Speaker 2: What Jordan's going on, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Scaring, going to scare him with my alarm sounds.

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Speaker 3: So I just.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So you have that locked and loaded. Okay,

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Speaker 2: well no, that's only for the pro version. Jordan's okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Uh all right, so who else is getting bumped?

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Speaker 4: Did the same person from my management team who insisted

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Speaker 2: Has been happening.

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Speaker 5: I think it was like, we hope this episode comes

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Speaker 1: Wow, directly, So that must just be something that that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. I guess Ma's got something to plug.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your food show. We want to talk about that.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing I'm doing recaps of podcasts again.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's right, that's what we did last. But

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Speaker 1: Yes, which is a new show that you're hosting that

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Speaker 2: Hmmm, Max, Yeah, because you hosted another food show in

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Speaker 2: It was called recipe for Deception? Recipe for Deception? What

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Speaker 2: channel it on? It's on Bravo? What number? What number?

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Speaker 2: If you just say Numberravo, I'm unable to that doesn't

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Speaker 1: The remote doesn't have Bravo written on it and has numbers.

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Speaker 4: H it's it's available on iTunes and Voodoo Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Voodoo dot com.

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Speaker 2: Again. I just want to a long day at work.

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Speaker 4: I just want to be able to sit down and

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Speaker 2: Just put in can that be whatever the number is?

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Speaker 2: I use Voodoo all the time. I use Voodoo almost exclusively.

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Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you what do you do? On?

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Speaker 2: It spelled doupos?

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Speaker 4: I mean I spent, I mean ultimately cost nine thousand

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Speaker 4: I have access to those films.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they have Blu rays on there.

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Speaker 2: They do. They have the Voodoo Blue rays. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 2: Voodoo Blue. What do you watch on it? Me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, literally has everything?

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Speaker 2: Wow to begin with? Everything? Is that? What Graves is that?

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Speaker 1: What Graves is on, Graves is on Voodoo. I know

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Speaker 2: From behind his head so I could see the back

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Speaker 4: I self taped for the young guy. Didn't get it.

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Speaker 2: You're asking about my careers on Graves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as young Graves.

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Speaker 2: Self tape. Self tape always brutal, brutal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you did both sides of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody was reading for you or you were reading both.

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Speaker 1: Give me a taste of Young Graves.

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Speaker 4: And I got a dream, and the dream is to

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Speaker 4: I want. And people are in this town are saying

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Speaker 1: Sir, Please place your coffee order and move aside.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be president, sir. A lot of people want coffee,

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Speaker 2: So let me sign the slip.

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Speaker 4: What's what's eight percent of three dollars?

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Speaker 2: I'm grapes, Get that fuck out of here. And yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, well, I mean he was the president. I

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Speaker 2: eating lit cigars. Yes, yes, Kevin, you never said. And also,

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I wish he took a little more time.

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Speaker 1: I see the option that they went with, and I go,

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Speaker 1: why Kevin?

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Speaker 2: No, they picked the right one. But is that why

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't said anything until I was on the show.

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Speaker 1: Just like everything else I have to say about this

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Speaker 2: Kevin, we never got into your think in your thought process?

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Speaker 2: Why did you bump tom um? Wait, bump his because

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Speaker 2: I bumped one up and one down.

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Speaker 3: I like split him.

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Speaker 2: Oh his live show is down? Yeah? Oh okay, shit, man,

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Speaker 2: Kevin's doing like beautiful mind. So it went. So when

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Speaker 2: Tom's Old Tom's studio show, Matt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you see Kevin's apartment, it's like the Homeland

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Speaker 1: like board with all the string on it, just like

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Speaker 1: of all handbook guests and episodes and audience optimization.

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Speaker 4: Always running up the store to buy more string. Why

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Speaker 4: It's getting little bits just for each new connection.

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Speaker 1: I come up with, Hey, hey, sorry, I know you're closing.

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Speaker 1: Uh you string again?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, sorry quick. And then Lennon, So Lennon really

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Speaker 2: got jobbed by Kevin?

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Lenin.

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Speaker 2: Got mega jobbed for sure. Sorry, Lennon, cool T shirt?

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Speaker 1: Thanks dude, what's it say?

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Speaker 2: I like that it looks brand new. Yeah, Lennon's the

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Who's out in the lobby being so loud?

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Speaker 3: Jonathan Van asked, Okay, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, well we've been through this before. We cannot say anything.

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Speaker 2: Why because he's so because he's a white hot superstar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fucking beloved superstar. You want to imagine we

446
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: could even get him on the show. We certainly can't

447
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: scold him.

448
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 2: Hopefully he just wanteds in here by accident. Sometimes that

449
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 2: would be great ron studio are you'd be mislabeled the

450
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,719
Speaker 2: studios by accident. Oh yeah, that'd be huge for my episode.

451
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 2: Oh god, well you would be out on your as. Yeah,

452
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 2: your management would be thrilled.

453
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 1: Finally, somebody good on a Max episode.

454
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: Guys on life support.

455
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: So anyway you like unusual dessert and I'll tell you what.

456
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: Some of these recipes are a little strange, aren't they

457
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: They are they are, And I haven't tasted any of these.

458
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: That's why we have you guys, and it's and it's four.

459
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: Look, we're all good boys, and I'm including Jeff Kevin.

460
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 2: We're all good sweet boys in here. But sometimes Jordan

461
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 2: and engineer.

462
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: Jordan, and Jordan's is sweety as well.

463
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 2: See, this is the kind of stuff we have to

464
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 2: be a little more careful of that Earwolf has sort

465
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: of made us, like gotten us into this false sense.

466
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 3: Of that there's always boys in here.

467
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because they forced only boys on us for

468
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 2: half a decade.

469
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 4: I used to call the show Hollywood boy booker.

470
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: Yes, well it was there's so many boys ady given time,

471
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: and now there is girls in here.

472
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 4: It's a wonderful energy that you can see which is great.

473
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 1: But so Engineer Jordan is here and she's a sweetie,

474
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 1: and then we are all sweeties as well, and we

475
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: are usually being good, but every once in a while,

476
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: when it's time for dessert, we're being bad, aren't we mad?

477
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 4: And it can be fine to be bad sometimes, Yeah,

478
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 4: I mean when you earned a treat, you know, you

479
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 4: feel good to be bad.

480
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: Everything.

481
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 4: Moderation, especially moderation. That's what you're always saying, Sean.

482
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's my famous quote. Yeah, yeah, and so,

483
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 2: and we thought it would be fun for you to

484
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: get back and do more of this stuff. I notice

485
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 2: you've had to kind of fall back into stand up yeah, yeah, yeah,

486
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 2: instead of mischievous food.

487
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 4: Right, watching people taste things and asking how they taste. Yeah,

488
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 4: for deception, right yeah yeah, and so yeah now but

489
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 4: I'm back into it, and you seem a little sad

490
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 4: up there doing jokes. Oh yeah, most of which I

491
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 4: have noted are not about dessert. No, I'm trying to

492
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 4: save it for our show, you know, I'm not going

493
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 4: to burn all the good dessert stuff on yes, fucking

494
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 4: my day job.

495
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

496
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 4: When the dream is to obviously watch you guys eat

497
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 4: these things. They're like this, this cake is so messed up,

498
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 4: like this is I mean, this can't be good. And

499
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 4: then I mean when you guys discover that the cake

500
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 4: that look like a bad cake is actually like it's

501
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 4: all going to the same place as delicious. It's why

502
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 4: I do the job Max.

503
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: We are talking about.

504
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: But do you want to talk for a second about

505
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: your revenge body?

506
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: And and who are you exacting revenge? John?

507
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 3: And why.

508
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 4: Uh the first episode I did here? Yeah, that is

509
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 4: what has been a reaction to that episode. Like I

510
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 4: wanted to come back and show that first episode that

511
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 4: it can it can go fuck itself.

512
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: So it's really on yourself.

513
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 2: It's on old Max.

514
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. Look who you can't fuck anymore?

515
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: Oh whoa yeah, look at me, Max, you could be fucking.

516
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 2: You don't get to that.

517
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: Yes, what a powerful message.

518
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: I just want to self love. Just show what Bosh

519
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 2: has done to the headphones. It is so bad that

520
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 2: I think we need to stop the show a get

521
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: up and look at this. Oh he's taking them all apart. Yeah,

522
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: but he's eating little pieces of foam and leaving them everywhere.

523
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 2: So Bosh brought his own headphones today.

524
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, he calls them cans.

525
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: And he has eaten a big piece of them.

526
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: Well that's not good. I didn't know that he could

527
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: actually take it apart and eat it. It was from

528
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: the same company that I've gotten other toys from, and

529
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: they've proven to be pretty durable in last at least

530
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: a few days. But you know, we always do give

531
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: him these plushy type chew toys under supervision. And this

532
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: is why it's just so happened. Hayes was supervising him

533
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: this time.

534
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, not his daddy, and Kevin just put it in

535
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 4: the trash can. That is literally bosch head level, like,

536
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 4: oh yeah, that he won't get those.

537
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: Those out with seconds, and it's and Kevin's showing a

538
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: little bit of his lack of experience with.

539
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 2: Anything ever.

540
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 4: Except sick ass August Chicago music festivals.

541
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: I I did a good job though, supervising him, and

542
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 2: thank you. Do you see me? Point?

543
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: And then you were like you should see what he's

544
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: done in the headphones, and Kevin lean over and showed

545
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: me a picture that you'd taken.

546
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: I guess five minutes now the headphones bosch fully swallowed.

547
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 2: And now we see how jealous Kevin really is.

548
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: A bu It's kind of insane.

549
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: You weren't here.

550
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 3: I don't think.

551
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: I think Bosh was not alive when you were here

552
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: last time. He was not.

553
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 4: He was not not even a glimmer in Sean's eye.

554
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because you're his daddy, right, it has a

555
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: little piece of Seawan's dna. He has to be put

556
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 2: in there.

557
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: What do you guys think about people calling their pets

558
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 1: like saying that they're the pets dad. Some people I

559
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 1: know have a very strong negative opinion of that.

560
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 4: As a as a dog owner, a dog daddy, I

561
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 4: supported and we started doing it as a joke in

562
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 4: my house.

563
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: But like we call each other mom and dad.

564
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when you speak on behalf of your dog,

565
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: the dog really calls you mom or calls you yeah.

566
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: My cats call me daddy in like in like sort

567
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 2: of the new way that people are using it right.

568
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: Right, Well, they I believe they call you zaddy.

569
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 4: They do sometimes call me zaddy post more picks with

570
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 4: your shirt off, Zaddy?

571
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: Like why are you asking them?

572
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

573
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: They say, they say, come to Brazil, daddy to be

574
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: We have to get into this. We have to. I

575
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: was good, so good for so long. What you have

576
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 2: a sweet idea, right, though, So that was yes, the

577
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: dessert show. Sorry, I should have made this more clear.

578
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: That was the sweet idea for the episode, sort of

579
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: playing off the sweetness of the dessert.

580
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 4: The distance between you saying sweet idea.

581
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: And I know that's why I asked people to remember.

582
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: But they're usually pretty good about remembering that stuff. They'll

583
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 2: sometimes write things, Dad, we let's do some of the desserts.

584
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 2: Do what's your favorite recipe?

585
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: Me?

586
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: Uh, I guess probably for me, my favorite is sort

587
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: of a simple recipe that my grandmother would make, which

588
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: is sort of an unusual dessert. It's uh, banana cream

589
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: donut snicker witch martini Alo mode. Now the snicker witch element,

590
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: of course, is a snicker sandwich.

591
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 4: Right, and now, just just because we've talked about this

592
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 4: in the show before, snicker the bread or the meat? Hm,

593
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 4: when it's a snicker witch, are you saying that the.

594
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: Bread, the banana cream donut martini is really the meat?

595
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?

596
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: Well you still want to keep calling it a snicker witch, though,

597
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 4: because like that would be when you say.

598
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: Banana cream donut, snicker witch martini ala mode. Sure, Yeah, yeah,

599
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: I just mean.

600
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's a it's a martini sandwich

601
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 4: with it, you know what I mean? Because that's in

602
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 4: the middle, that's the the.

603
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: Bread implies to you that you think sandwiches have sand.

604
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 4: On the outside, right, No, I think they have sand

605
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 4: in the middle and two pieces of bread on the outside.

606
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: Whatever you do. That's the sandwich is on the wind side.

607
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 4: It's between Okay, is hot talk a sandwich?

608
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow?

609
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: This that's so cool sandwich.

610
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 2: It's cool.

611
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 4: You put bacon out for the guests every episode. We

612
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 4: just can chew us.

613
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty it's epic win. We are made of so

614
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: much win on this show that epic awesome sauce has

615
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: almost become the norm.

616
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's NonStop non wins in a way

617
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 4: that yeah, I just I didn't known before hid because

618
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 4: I knew when you.

619
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: Know, the oatmeal is doing a comic of us.

620
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: When you come up with these crazy food ideas, are.

621
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 2: You smoking out loud?

622
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: You could say it here there's no cops.

623
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm not. You know.

624
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: At the beginning of the show, I was supposed to

625
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 4: be an ep I was like, I can write a

626
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 4: lot of my own stuff. I'll come I'll help come

627
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 4: up with the desserts, but in development it wasn't clicking.

628
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 4: It wasn't clicking me and the production company. The point is,

629
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 4: you know, I no longer have any say over you're

630
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 4: desserts and the host.

631
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And so no, I you were

632
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: never smoking that loud.

633
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 4: Oh I was smoking that loud so fucking hard at

634
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 4: the beginning.

635
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

636
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 4: I would just like fucking light it up and just

637
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 4: be like, you know, like come up with these crazy ideas.

638
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: WHOA.

639
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 4: I would go online like ID google desserts, but then

640
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 4: I have two tabs open, and I would just be like,

641
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 4: let's smaitch that shit together.

642
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so it would be like apple pie yeah

643
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and like fucking cranberry apple pie.

644
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: Or like a crumble Oh my god.

645
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah dude, and you combine them yeah okay,

646
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, two slices please, Yeah.

647
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: They're both from me. What are you guys gonna eat?

648
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

649
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: What are you guys getting? No? But that's fucked up?

650
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: And have you ever had a fucked up pizza or

651
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: some kind of insane kind of hamburger or something like that?

652
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I mean I've one. I one time, a

653
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 4: real big burger that was like so big.

654
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 2: Beef.

655
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they put there was like an egg,

656
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 4: like a chick chicken egg, chicken egg, but then but

657
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 4: then a duck egg which is smaller. Wow, it was crazy.

658
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 4: I had like this. It was closed like I called

659
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 4: a monkey sauce.

660
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 2: It was whoa fresh as helmet? That was really good?

661
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: Holy ship.

662
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I finished it. So I got a T shirt

663
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 4: from the from the diner.

664
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: Damn yeah, sweet cool. What do you drink with that?

665
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: You don't drink dog piss or anything.

666
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: Like that, that's disgusting.

667
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 4: It was just a big pine classic dog piss because

668
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 4: like the way through it, you know that dog piss

669
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 4: is hot. So it's like, all right, what I'm drinking

670
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 4: now is water down dog.

671
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: Piss and that's not what I ordered.

672
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 4: You know, ice is not but I like I like

673
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 4: the dog piss shaking over ice and then strained over

674
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: fresh ice that way it's not melting.

675
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. I wish everyone could see sometimes what

676
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: Kevin does when we're doing the show, which is yawn

677
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: with a big smile, really soft, so chilling to watch,

678
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: a joyful boredom.

679
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 4: I guess if you've seen The Green Mile, and you

680
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: know when Michael Clark Duncan lets the bees out of

681
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 4: his mouth is similar to that. It's like he's tired

682
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 4: right after, and it's just like and then a lot

683
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 4: of evil just sort of pours out because he took

684
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: you know, the poison out of Tom hanks bladder. You

685
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 4: guys remember, Oh yeah.

686
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah.

687
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: And Jordan, Yeah, what's a crazy dessert you want to

688
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: talk about with Max?

689
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 3: Flaming pudding?

690
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, too dangerous? On come on, Jordan,

691
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: And you don't have to for I know you want

692
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 2: to be like establish yourself and be like cool and tough.

693
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: That is so dangerous. You can't do a flaming pudding.

694
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: That's not the right way to do it to make

695
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: your mark on this place.

696
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: No, it is just too and people hurting, so this

697
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: could really be hurt.

698
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 4: And when you guys have I don't know when his

699
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: episodes airing, but well you guys have the host of

700
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 4: Food on Fire on here, you can talk about that,

701
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 4: you know, like talk about the flaming with him. But

702
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it.

703
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: Who is who is that?

704
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 4: Tracy Morgan? And I mean he calls himself the host.

705
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 4: He's doing bumpers. Basically, he's not doing any of the

706
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 4: heavy lifting. Like I'm saying the rules, I'm saying when

707
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 4: you guys can starting the deserve and when it's over,

708
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 4: I'm asking you to turn over your unusual ranking cards

709
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 4: where you like rank how unusual you thought it was,

710
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 4: Like that's me.

711
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 2: I'm doing the work.

712
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, like he's those bumpers, he just does

713
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 4: kind of the beginning, he's like, welcome to food on fire.

714
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 2: Is there ever anything about the food is making him pregnant?

715
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 2: Does that ever come up? Yeah?

716
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's making the food pregnant.

717
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 2: He didn't get that food pregnant.

718
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, get that food away from me. It's gonna be pregnant.

719
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 4: If it's so so close to me. My semen will

720
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 4: go in the food even if it doesn't want it.

721
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: He really has made so many things pregnant over the

722
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 2: course of his career.

723
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: It's crazy to think about the number of things people

724
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: ideas that have become pregnant. Yeah, just from coming close

725
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: to Tracy Morgan.

726
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 4: And I thought years ago, it's like, you know what,

727
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 4: I'm no longer surprised when he warns that he's gonna

728
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 4: make a thing pregnant.

729
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: Every time it gets me, I'm always very surprised. But

730
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 2: you're gonna get that.

731
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that's what he's gonna do. When

732
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: it just like a you know, a skateboard goes by him,

733
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: I think he's if he's gonna say anything, he's gonna

734
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: say like, hey, cool, cool cool deck. But instead what

735
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: he does say is I'm gonna get that thing pregnant.

736
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: But this flaming putting seems almost like a trap designed

737
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 2: to cauterize, to stop it. Organs.

738
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 4: It's almost like the show is a trick, yes, you know,

739
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 4: put on by people who want to like someone who

740
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 4: got pregnant that didn't want it, and like he was

741
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 4: trying to punish revenge. Yeah, I give him a revenge body. Yeah,

742
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 4: but the body can't basically get hard and produce.

743
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: That makes more sense for the phrase revenge body. A

744
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 2: body that somebody got revenge on. Yeah, you know those burns, yes,

745
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 2: below his waist. Yeah, that is my revenge.

746
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: My body's been digging revenge on me. That's my venge body.

747
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: Take him revenge on the waistband of my pants. In

748
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: some of these unusual desserts, I'll tell you what.

749
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 4: So those revenge pants, then no Max its avengeful body

750
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 4: and Avenged against the hand.

751
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: I think is this is why the friend? This is

752
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: where the friend?

753
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: Really, if you had some if Turtle was here, I

754
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: would have you out, buddy.

755
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: Now that's an episode.

756
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 4: Looked at that, I slap him.

757
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: One thing I remember Tracy Morgan saying when I worked

758
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: with him for all that time that I thought was

759
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: very funny.

760
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: Was he was saying that he wanted to.

761
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: Put the news footage of his DUI arrest on his

762
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: acting reel because he felt it was evidence of how

763
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: famous he was.

764
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 2: He's like, you know a lot of actors get du guys.

765
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: They don't all get on the news.

766
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: He was, I think that speaks very well with me

767
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: to put it on the reel, to be like, hey,

768
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: people really care about me.

769
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: There's buzz. When was this at thirty Rock? Oh that's right.

770
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: You did work with him all the time. He had

771
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: a real still well, that might have been part of

772
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: his joke. Although who knows.

773
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: With Tracy, he's a loose cannon, he's a wild card.

774
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 4: He got your memory pregnant with the idea that bit.

775
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so even the flaming food thing wouldn't work because

776
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: he's actually he doesn't need a.

777
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: Physical body to do it. He can impregnate you just

778
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 2: with his words.

779
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't just come out of the bottom. It

780
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 4: comes out of a lot of different parts of him.

781
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 4: You know, human head has nine holes or whatever.

782
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: The human head has nine holes. Just talk about that.

783
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily want to count the holes here, but I.

784
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 4: Don't have all day. But yeah, if Jonathan Lipnicki said it,

785
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 4: then be real.

786
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's go through the holes in the net.

787
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: I can think of seven just as I'm sitting here.

788
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: I am also only coming up with seven. So where's

789
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: the other two?

790
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: Are there two holes in my head? I don't know

791
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: about it. I can't see the back. Yeah, and that's

792
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 2: what I'm wondering.

793
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 4: I think maybe you double count the nose because there's

794
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 4: also your sinus hole. There's like the hole within a hole. Okay,

795
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 4: like if you kind of lean back, you can see

796
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: another hole.

797
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: I think maybe I double count the nose it's a

798
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: second hole, because to me, it seems like that is

799
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 1: one hole that just goes all the way back.

800
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 4: So you're saying that, at the very least, you're willing

801
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 4: to give me eight.

802
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: That's like saying you account your mouth and your throat

803
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: and your ear hole and your ear canal.

804
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, am I counting my windpipe?

805
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 2: Am my esophage?

806
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 4: Well, I think any pipe that gets smaller has two holes,

807
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 4: one at the opening and one at the end.

808
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: Counting my butthole as one of the holes in my head?

809
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean because that is because that

810
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 2: is what is leading from my throat to straight straight

811
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: through on mine.

812
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

813
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: I want a very direct row, a lot of the

814
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: sort of curve around in people's body, right, right, right,

815
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: We have heard this time stretching. It's like a laundry shoot.

816
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: Maximum efficiency, that's what you should call yourself professionally, the

817
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: laun no maximums.

818
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 2: It's the eighth habit of highly effective people.

819
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 4: I think the ninth hole of highly effective people is

820
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 4: their throat.

821
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Well, Kevin, what's desert the Maxican review

822
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: that you like to make when you like to be bad.

823
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 2: I'll tell you if it's good or not.

824
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 3: It's called Kegno, it's an eggnog and a keg.

825
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: So the dessert. I can see you kind of really concentrating, Yeah,

826
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: really focused twenty minutes or so, both your hands are shaking.

827
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that happens all nine of them.

828
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 4: So, like the dessert is the entire keg, like the

829
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 4: equivalent of like sixty three points kinds of eggnog is

830
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 4: the whole dessert.

831
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a kegswarth of eggnog.

832
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 5: I was also thinking about like an eggnog syrup that

833
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 5: you could just put on other foods.

834
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 4: Which is it? I can't review both.

835
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 2: Do you have a preference, Yeah, let's go deeper with those.

836
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 2: Are the two or did you come up with other stuff? No?

837
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 3: I came up with two eggnog.

838
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 4: Related desserts, and one's a condiment, like one's a syrup

839
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: that you would put on other.

840
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and one is just the eggnog in a different

841
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 5: cup essentially.

842
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: But you don't but you are, but you're.

843
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: Vegan famously, that's your own brandow show at this point.

844
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so for you, it would have to be like

845
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 2: sugared beans and something like, yeah, what do you really

846
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: eat for dessert? Don't say sugared beans?

847
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: Dairy free ice cream?

848
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you like that halo top?

849
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 3: No?

850
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: I don't like that, that's dairy What do you like then?

851
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 4: So, so it's like your dream dessert.

852
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 2: Is that why?

853
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 4: That's all you're thinking about? This is so like forbidden fruit.

854
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 2: It that's why he had to go vegan. Just addicted

855
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: to the nod.

856
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 4: Ten months a year. You were suffering. You're like call

857
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 4: in the grocery store.

858
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: Kevin was a true nob beast and it was starting

859
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: to impact his ability to do his job.

860
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 4: Constantly looking for epicnog.

861
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: He knogged himself out of a couple of loving relationships.

862
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 2: Jordan, how are we doing for time?

863
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: We were at forty five minutes.

864
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: That's close.

865
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's felt like an eternity.

866
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: That's pretty close. With some of the big ads we're gonna.

867
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 5: Do, We're oh good, Oh sure, yeah for that episode.

868
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of ads for next week's episode.

869
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 5: What yeah, what happened? I think they used them all

870
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 5: in the other episodes.

871
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: Maybe spread them out, yeah, because we did five in

872
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: one episode and everyone hated that.

873
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: Now we have Zeroah, I've suggested it. There's some internal ones,

874
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 3: good internal ads.

875
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those are for other shows on the network.

876
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,959
Speaker 3: That are bigger than our show.

877
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: You guys have to do. Yeah, we talk about what

878
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 2: a joy It's cool. I love plugging that shit. Man,

879
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: fucking rocks. It's great.

880
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: You know that you're helping out and other people can

881
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: find comedy bang bang or whatever from listening to an

882
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: ad we do on this show.

883
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: That the episode that they just listened to before they

884
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 2: listened to us, I'd tell you them to go back

885
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 2: and listen again.

886
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 4: I reminded, yeah, that they probably missed a lot of rips. Yeah,

887
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: a lot of Easter eggs.

888
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Very deep. I guess you know point five x.

889
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: They must be having to do it for us, Like

890
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. I mean, they probably don't

891
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: do as good a job as we do for them,

892
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: but I guess they have to do it for us.

893
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 2: Unskippable, that's us, Max.

894
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: When I was up, sorry, when I.

895
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: Was that before you started, right, it's a good tip

896
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 2: and off, Mike.

897
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 5: I was a page at NBC two years ago and

898
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 5: you spoke at this like dick Wolf kind of thing,

899
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 5: and you like slayed it. You had so many funny jokes.

900
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 5: I was wondering if you remembered any of them. Oh oh,

901
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 5: with the dick Wolf like his it was like a

902
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 5: big press thing and you kind of like hosted.

903
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, just so people, some people don't know what you

904
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: guys are talking about the dick Wolf. Is uh, it's

905
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: like a werewolf that lives in Kevin's pants.

906
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: Yes, And when when Kevin says that you slayed it, yeah.

907
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: He means you fired the silver bullet.

908
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that finally calmed down his.

909
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 4: And when he says I hosted it, it like it

910
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 4: was staying in LA for the summer. Like it was

911
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 4: like when you're overseas, you know, like doing a semester abroad.

912
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 4: So like dick Wolf was here. I was happy to

913
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 4: host it. But then I slayed it. It killed it dead.

914
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 4: And that's why with Joe you can't get things pregnant anymore.

915
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 2: An American dick Wolf. In London, you were an NBC page. Yeah,

916
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: why do you never talk about that? You'll talk about.

917
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 3: Anything that's true. Well, I quit for this job.

918
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: WHOA. Yeah, so you were scared that they would find out?

919
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: Were you trying to do both?

920
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

921
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 5: I was for a period of time and then I

922
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 5: was interviewing for this for full time.

923
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: In LA or in New York.

924
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 4: In LA, you were an embassy page in La.

925
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: Oh they don't have those.

926
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, the New York ones are the famous Regis was

927
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 4: not an LA page.

928
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: Kenneth the page.

929
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: In LA I don't think so.

930
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: I guess I was.

931
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 2: No, you weren't. Did you get to keep the suit?

932
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 3: No, I had to return it.

933
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 4: Did you do that while you quit angrily? Like you

934
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: scream like I'm getting the fuck out of here, and

935
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 4: then you got peeled off the suit in front of them? Uh?

936
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: No.

937
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 5: I put in my two weeks and then the day

938
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 5: before there was like kind of a big party, and

939
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 5: I left, and I left the suit on my boss's

940
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 5: desk and I left before the party.

941
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 2: Actually the party to celebrate you leaving getting the suit back.

942
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: They ordered two hundred bottles of champagne to celebrate getting

943
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: the suit back from Kevin.

944
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 2: Never thought they were going to see it again. Max.

945
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: Is there any of the jokes that you did dislay

946
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: Kevin's dick Wolf in your special? Yeah, you just came

947
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: out comedy.

948
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 4: I think they're all They're all in there. It's all

949
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 4: the dick wolf jokes. Yeah, yeah, I mean because I

950
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 4: had them and then it wasn't filmed, right the dick

951
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 4: wolf slang, yees, So I just did him again. But

952
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 4: now I can't do them anymore.

953
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 2: So ya, I know you want to tell one joke.

954
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, obviously I love Do I have to

955
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: laugh for it? Yes?

956
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan's like a great laugher. She's actually got an

957
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: amazing laugh.

958
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 2: She's got a vocal this, so this will be great

959
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 2: for you and this is like your confidence and she

960
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: has to do it, so don't worry.

961
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: About It's a great plug for those. But yeah, it's

962
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: like sounds like people are really laughing.

963
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 4: You know that the you know, the crosswalk guy. Why

964
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 4: is he white? So yeah, I mean eighteen this kind

965
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 4: of like that's good. I'm on the right side of things. Yes,

966
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 4: you know the crosswalk guy. Should they should give someone

967
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: else a chance? Well, I mean the full bit I

968
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 4: don't want to take up the time is about how

969
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 4: like it should it change?

970
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

971
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 4: Second to a different color?

972
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, Oh I thought you were talking about a

973
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: specific crossing guard. No, no, the light No, the light

974
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: on the oh okay, yeah, so sometimes he's green. Shit

975
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: a little late, Jordan. That doesn't really help Max when

976
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: you laugh at Yeah, yeah, but it could be an

977
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: interesting bit to do. Yeah, to say, like to be

978
00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: referring to a specific crossing guard, I'd say that maybe

979
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: they should get just a guy you know that you

980
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: want to see fire. Yes, they should maybe get some

981
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: diversity in that.

982
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 4: I think role. Yeah, I think that all crossing guards

983
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 4: should be black, which is not a good bit for

984
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 4: twenty eighteen, but that's why I like, I'll say whatever.

985
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: You know, I guess I like that it's edgy.

986
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to get into like the uh the

987
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 4: like Opie, like the kind of the gym Norton Opie Comie. Yeah,

988
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 4: get at the table, Yeah, Camille, Like I'm tired of

989
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 4: this PC culture.

990
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you really have to say. Yeah, when

991
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: you're in lash fell asleep from eating too much foam. Hey,

992
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 2: you know boom poison guy's been working hard. He's lying down,

993
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: but his eyes are wide open.

994
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 3: People that have for goot, I gotta.

995
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: Go outside to do and then come back in.

996
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: He learned.

997
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 5: He pulled the headphones right out of the garbage can immediately.

998
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we should take a picture of it.

999
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 3: Well, I took him. I hid them.

1000
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 5: Well, so I think you're scaring strangers when you shout

1001
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 5: my name. Who don't know this that you do that,

1002
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: because like sometimes Jonathan's people will be like sitting on

1003
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 5: the couch and then they'll hear.

1004
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: Like, God, well, there is a woman out there who

1005
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: looked right at Hayes and was very disturbed.

1006
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: But she definitely didn't look scared.

1007
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 4: She looks scared to me, I will say, you don't

1008
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 4: have a funny expression on your face when you scream, Kevin.

1009
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 4: It feels like you're fully embodying the anger that your

1010
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 4: voice sounds like, like.

1011
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 3: You look, I'm always being funny.

1012
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes what's funny is to scare everyone.

1013
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 3: He scared me in the elevator, did.

1014
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: You Okay, we don't have to tell that story.

1015
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 4: So just the two of you were in an elevator

1016
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 4: and you, Hayes, scared her.

1017
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: We weren't in the elevator. The door opened, and I

1018
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: guess I was standing a little close to the door

1019
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: in a way. That was because I'm excited to get out.

1020
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm excited to get out and do the show. Yeah,

1021
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 2: so I guess I kind of burst out of the elevator.

1022
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, who could really blame him for being excited

1023
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,919
Speaker 1: to do the show. At the same time, we don't

1024
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: necessarily want to scare the first woman who's voluntarily worked

1025
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: for Earwolf in the history of the company's existence.

1026
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: I know it's more of a boy book energy, I know,

1027
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: and it's part of like what Earwolf used to be.

1028
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: What it was all guys, we were kind of just

1029
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: sprinting around.

1030
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: It was kind of a jackass environment where you just

1031
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: didn't know what was next and you were probably going

1032
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: to get slapped by a giant hand like.

1033
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 2: Shoot out of the wall or something. Yeah.

1034
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 4: I was like people were constantly taking pictures of people

1035
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 4: shitting like over the stalls.

1036
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,720
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, so funny.

1037
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: They print him out big and like hang them as posters.

1038
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: I hate feeling safe. That's not friendship to me.

1039
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Max, what's what's the next thing that you're going

1040
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 2: to do? Are you going back on the road at all? No?

1041
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 3: Bye, Hollywood hamb

1042
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: M hm