Speaker 1: So all right, it's recording. It's bull chat. Welcome to
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Speaker 2: Wait we started? Yeah chat's the bulls chat chat chat.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's it. Yeah, Oh, welcome to bull Chat.
Speaker 1: I actually should have cut on the last video.
Speaker 2: But what are you gonna do? Will you be able
Speaker 2: to fix it because we've had a problem with the
Speaker 2: last bowl chat video that you didn't do.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, did you notice that you do that? You
Speaker 1: talk with your hands a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm not even Italian, I'm Scott. So anyway, today is Wednesday,
Speaker 2: April twentieth. Welcome to bull chat. How are you?
Speaker 1: You didn't put your whole body into it like you
Speaker 1: did before?
Speaker 2: We welcome Nate to the table today. Hey everybody, it's
Speaker 2: straight Nate. That's right. You know why I'm straight Nate
Speaker 2: because you don't like the penis. That's true. I mean
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm straight.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to curse in this one.
Speaker 2: Not really, we don't want to go overboard.
Speaker 1: We literally had Greg t on an episode where he
Speaker 1: cursed for forty minutes straight.
Speaker 2: Well, we try not to if one slips. Have you
Speaker 2: done some metrics have you done some research? Do these
Speaker 2: swearing the metrics? Do this swearing episodes perform better than
Speaker 2: the non swearing episodes? Can I ask a question? Why
Speaker 2: is it called swearing? Like? I never understood that. It's
Speaker 2: it's like because it's like, you know, when I think swearing,
Speaker 2: I'm like, swear to God, you know, But I don't
Speaker 2: what why is swearing saying? I think it's.
Speaker 3: Because of that connotation that you're swearing to God. And
Speaker 3: then it was taking like somebody's name in vain and
Speaker 3: then they just kind of crossed that over to ship
Speaker 3: and what all the other.
Speaker 2: And then there's also cussing. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: get that. Oh, cussing. That's that's like the Old South
Speaker 2: version of so like soda and pop.
Speaker 3: Correct. I grew up in the pop region. Okay, do
Speaker 3: you know about pop?
Speaker 2: Yes? How do you know? Yeah? And I've told you.
Speaker 2: I've told you the Pop in the Sack story multiple times. Yes, yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know the story. You don't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't know this story. Well, you know, I lived
Speaker 2: in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. For I tell you? Did I
Speaker 2: not tell you? And when I first moved there. I
Speaker 2: stopped into the Come and Go the gas it is
Speaker 2: called it is with a K, and I went and
Speaker 2: I got my Mountain dew because that's what people drink there.
Speaker 2: And he said, you went in Rome, right, Andrew? He said,
Speaker 2: he said, do you want sea rapids? He said, do
Speaker 2: you want your pop in a sack? And I said,
Speaker 2: excuse me that he was propositioning me. And then I
Speaker 2: came to realize later on that pop is soda and
Speaker 2: sack his bag when he talks about it.
Speaker 1: Do you notice that whenever he's talking about Iowa, you'd
Speaker 1: think that he lived there for like years.
Speaker 2: I had a great experience there. I'm so happy that
Speaker 2: I lived there. You should go move to the Midwest
Speaker 2: for a little while, eleven months.
Speaker 1: We'll do it, Okay, happily, I'll go live in the Midwest.
Speaker 2: For a couple of months. You should say I could
Speaker 2: have my own yeah, pop in a sack?
Speaker 1: Okay, Des Moines stories or sorry, Cedar rapid stories.
Speaker 3: I encourage every I think that was a good thing
Speaker 3: you did. How old were you when you moved?
Speaker 2: I was eighteen. Yeah. I think everybody at that age
Speaker 2: should move somewhere else for eleven months. Just to see
Speaker 2: the world and see what it's like, experience something different,
Speaker 2: especially people from New York. I mean, you know, Scary
Speaker 2: hadn't moved any he had never traveled anywhere, like outside
Speaker 2: of New York until he was in his twenties, and
Speaker 2: he had no idea what the rest of the country
Speaker 2: was like. It's a great story, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: I think you should get out, and I think we
Speaker 2: should find a place for Andrew to go live for
Speaker 2: a while. I lived in Miami. There's school. No, that's
Speaker 2: New York, dude, that's New York South.
Speaker 3: The Sixth Borough or something like that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it is you should live in Nebraska or something.
Speaker 1: What's in Nebraska?
Speaker 2: Where am I?
Speaker 1: What am I doing in Nebraska? I would but what
Speaker 1: am I doing there?
Speaker 2: Take your Superman box and go produce podcasts. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter where you are.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the podcast market is booming in Nebraska.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You could do it for anywhere. It
Speaker 2: doesn't make a difference. The people to go live in
Speaker 2: an apartment for four hundred dollars a month and love life.
Speaker 2: You live in this giant mansion, you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: had Andrew. Zero people that I know they're zoom. Who cares? Zoom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You make friends? When was the last time you had
Speaker 2: to make a friend? Come on, Andrew, I made friends.
Speaker 2: Don't need to make more friends in Nebraska. If someone
Speaker 2: happens to be from Nebraska that I meet, great, But
Speaker 2: I'm not going to actively go move for four months, sorry,
Speaker 2: nine months eleven July in June? Did you move? It
Speaker 2: was the beginning of June. Okay, so I came back
Speaker 2: in late May, so it might Yeah, so it's almost
Speaker 2: twelve months. It's eleven and changed. You giant jerked, So
Speaker 2: he did get longer even in the last didn't I
Speaker 2: tell you? I tell you. Do you want me to
Speaker 2: get exact dates? I will and would actually, well if
Speaker 2: you still have pay slips for he does hundred from
Speaker 2: APAC Teleservices. What that's where I worked? I was telling
Speaker 2: I worked for Western Union.
Speaker 3: While you were out there. I thought you moved it
Speaker 3: out there to do radio.
Speaker 2: I did, but the radio didn't. The radio stations didn't
Speaker 2: go on the air because they were challenged in court
Speaker 2: by some disabled guy who was mad that we got
Speaker 2: the licenses, so they never went on the air, and
Speaker 2: I had to work, so I wound up going getting
Speaker 2: this job at APAC Teleservices, who was a telemarketing firm
Speaker 2: that Western Union contracted with. And they made me supervisor
Speaker 2: after like a month because you know that, just because
Speaker 2: and because he's so responsible, Yeah, so responsible and and whatever.
Speaker 2: And they even made me the voice of the center.
Speaker 2: You would call and would go, thank you for calling
Speaker 2: Western Union quick collect for money orders, press one for
Speaker 2: money transfers, Press two for quick collect, Press three, And
Speaker 2: it was that. It was that kind of thing. So
Speaker 2: it's basically your weather voice was the voice of Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's like you ever you have a radio voice, make
Speaker 2: our recording.
Speaker 3: But was this before or after you got rid of
Speaker 3: the accent?
Speaker 2: After I didn't have the accent anymore? Oh? He took
Speaker 2: me elocution lessen, Can you do the accent? Like? Can
Speaker 2: I hear your version of a Long Island accent? I mean,
Speaker 2: I you can slip back into it. I'm sure you can.
Speaker 2: I guess I could go to the store and get
Speaker 2: some coffee, coffee or imagine if he still talked like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would love anything, he said. Seriously, I would love everything.
Speaker 2: Andrew go to school, get some coffee on Long island.
Speaker 2: That's a That's how I used to speak. That's why
Speaker 2: I used to talk. I used to talk like that
Speaker 2: when I was in high school. And then it was
Speaker 2: funny because like later on in my senior year in
Speaker 2: high school, I cleaned it up.
Speaker 3: Well, the accent itself is not funny, but you not
Speaker 3: doing it anymore is what's funny to me. Like you
Speaker 3: actively eliminated it.
Speaker 2: It's true, like my brother still has it completely.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have like a Pennsylvania accent.
Speaker 3: There's certain words I'll say, like I'll say crick instead
Speaker 3: of creek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what crick? Crick? Yeah, it's a crack crick, bottom trick.
Speaker 2: I've never heard crik. You've never heard crick. Who are you?
Speaker 3: I've heard creek instead of roots, I'll say ruts what, yeah, ruts.
Speaker 2: Well, rut is something totally different. Rut is something that
Speaker 2: like tires leaving the game. Yeah, but I grew up
Speaker 2: saying ruts from a tree, tree ruts, Okay, that I've
Speaker 2: never heard. Well, you're not from where I grew I
Speaker 2: guess you're right, but you're not that far away from here. Eerie,
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania is not like a world away. Scott is going
Speaker 2: to tell you about where you know.
Speaker 3: Now, let me tell you why you're wrong about what
Speaker 3: you grew up with.
Speaker 2: I'm not telling you that you were wrong, you jerk.
Speaker 2: I okay, okay, I edited myself. That was good. So
Speaker 2: you were a country bumpkin.
Speaker 3: No, it's just in the circles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what the word bumpkin is. Well, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a little bit country.
Speaker 2: You were a little bit of rock and roll. By
Speaker 2: the way, why was there a pubic hair in the
Speaker 2: sink in the bathroom here? I don't understand. I went
Speaker 2: in there before and I washed my hands. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is going on? I think it got stuck in's
Speaker 2: fingernail and then they washed it. That's disgusting, or even
Speaker 2: like chest hair.
Speaker 1: I have something to say. I didn't put the pubic
Speaker 1: hair there. But I went to the fourth floor today
Speaker 1: to use that bathroom. There was someone in it.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, and I shut the door. They may
Speaker 2: have been in there for a while. You might want
Speaker 2: to check on him. I was shocked that toilet's about
Speaker 2: to fall off the wall. I don't know if you
Speaker 2: guys have noticed, but every and I'll say, the handicaps
Speaker 2: all I don't care, because that's what it is. But again,
Speaker 2: nobody started on this one except you. You yelled at
Speaker 2: me before. It's differently abled.
Speaker 1: No, no, I just said there's a thing called ablism.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of ableism. Well, tell me about it? Is? Like,
Speaker 2: is it like sexism, ageism? Racism? Uh? Able?
Speaker 1: So say, like, okay, they they're they're playing a movie
Speaker 1: and they don't have subtitles when they say they should.
Speaker 2: It's like ales. Or if I park in their parking spot,
Speaker 2: then it's then I'm ablism. I'm an able list. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: is he enabling or able? He's not enabling anything. He's
Speaker 2: just he because he can and someone can't, he is
Speaker 2: able to. I guess it's kind of I guess it's
Speaker 2: kind of hard to you can.
Speaker 1: It's still listen, The spots are still the same, everything
Speaker 1: is still the same. It's just the term for it.
Speaker 2: I get it. So, But so is the word handicapped offensive?
Speaker 2: I don't think it is. I don't think so either.
Speaker 3: I know handicapped people and they call themselves.
Speaker 1: My sister would know for sure, because she has some
Speaker 1: certification in it.
Speaker 2: But you know, it's funny because I think that people
Speaker 2: that are not handicapped are the ones that are offended
Speaker 2: when people say handicapped. That's what I think. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I never said I was offended.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that you were. You just told
Speaker 2: me that it was ableism. Well, yes, because of because
Speaker 2: you're a millennial and you know all these things.
Speaker 3: When I had my heart surgery, I got a handicapped placard.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I was once a placard. I hate on
Speaker 2: the airplane when the when the flight attendants are doing
Speaker 2: the little announcement and they say plac cards because I've
Speaker 2: never heard that. Yeah, No, they do a lot.
Speaker 1: You're also probably the only person that still actively listens.
Speaker 2: It doesn't help.
Speaker 1: You're probably the only person that's like, guys, the captain,
Speaker 1: let me learn.
Speaker 2: How to put this. Yeah, but a lot of times
Speaker 2: it inter ups. You're what you're listening to, so you
Speaker 2: have no choice but to listen.
Speaker 1: You don't have your own eye. Well he carries his
Speaker 1: ip iPod. Yeah, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Depending on the airline, I'm plugged into their their you know,
Speaker 2: entertainment system.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that first flight you did take though,
Speaker 3: where you're paying attention to what they're doing you're like, Okay.
Speaker 2: I always got scared. I would get scared it's over here.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a flight where the things
Speaker 1: come down?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, thankfully me either. I did go through bad
Speaker 1: turbulence once.
Speaker 2: It was a little scared. Oh me too, Like if
Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing a seep up, my head would have
Speaker 2: hit the ceiling. That's how bad it was. Really. No,
Speaker 2: I was in that too.
Speaker 3: It was They called it a air pocket.
Speaker 2: Ahink, smell you'll you'll find out on Monday what that
Speaker 2: burp was from. Oh my god, smells like bananas and
Speaker 2: pairs and apple mush anyway.
Speaker 3: Sorry, anyway, No, we hit an air pocket and the
Speaker 3: plane dropped like fifteen hundred to two thousand feet and
Speaker 3: it was like the demon drop. You guys are Hollywood squares.
Speaker 2: What's that thing squares?
Speaker 3: No, the thing at Disney, the Hollywood Tower.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like that thing. It just whoof. And if
Speaker 2: I hadn't had the seat belt on. Yeah, see, I'm
Speaker 2: the guy that always has a seat belt on. Don't
Speaker 2: care if the sign is off. It's always on unless
Speaker 2: I'm going to the bathroom. Why not be safe? I mean,
Speaker 2: I can't disagree with you am I wrong not, I'm
Speaker 2: just literally it's just you.
Speaker 1: It's just a you thing where somebody could do it,
Speaker 1: and you almost probably look at them like judgingly, like.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Just wait until the plane, you know, hits an air pocket.
Speaker 2: Well Scott's did in charge? God, I need some water,
Speaker 2: Well maybe you should go get it. I'll drink that. Oh,
Speaker 2: you can have it out of my water bottle. Hell, no,
Speaker 2: your mouth bottle. I didn't put my mouth on the
Speaker 2: bottle at some point. It's been on there.
Speaker 1: And I dishwash it every.
Speaker 2: No, two weeks. What do you put the water? And
Speaker 2: you pour it into a cup? Yeah, it seems kind
Speaker 2: of wasteful, don't you.
Speaker 1: One paper cup to I drink a lot of water.
Speaker 1: I drink two of those.
Speaker 2: But you could just fill it and drink from it
Speaker 2: and save.
Speaker 1: The I don't want to because then I have to
Speaker 1: bring a straw and then I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he would probably bring a metal one.
Speaker 1: You know, why does it bother you that people do
Speaker 1: these things?
Speaker 2: It's just you are like I love I love older people. Yes,
Speaker 2: you are older, and I just love how It's like,
Speaker 2: are you triggered? You're gonna bring you realize that I
Speaker 2: do this more just to get a rise out of it.
Speaker 2: I believe this is you more more on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: You're reaching that age where you're gonna start sitting on
Speaker 1: the porch and start remarking on things I do.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't fifteen, I wouldn't use a metal straw, just
Speaker 2: saying I would not use a reusable Why does it
Speaker 2: bother you? Use a straw doesn't bother me? It doesn't
Speaker 2: bother It clearly does. Because you brought it up as
Speaker 2: if to be like I wouldn't, I'll say you would.
Speaker 3: Knowing Scotty outside of this podcast and building, he is
Speaker 3: like that, thank you.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, I wouldn't. I personally would not use
Speaker 2: a metal straw because I get skied out. There might
Speaker 2: be stuck something stuck up in there, some true some
Speaker 2: you know, mold or whatever. I don't know. Old. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's mold in there. It's very possible.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you dishwash it.
Speaker 2: We get it. But you know what, the straw is long,
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't get the whole.
Speaker 3: It's hard to clean those straws. You've got to scrub
Speaker 3: them out with that special brus that's right, and a
Speaker 3: brush for a straw. Get a damn straw. It' a wrapper.
Speaker 2: Throw it. Let the turtles eat it. Who cares? Just whatever,
Speaker 2: They're never going to completely go away. Just get one.
Speaker 2: What's a difference? Use a straw if you need to
Speaker 2: use paper, Andrew, you can use paper. I really love
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you just tensed up. You feel the
Speaker 2: comfort me? Do you feel that you would? You made?
Speaker 2: You did like a muscle like.
Speaker 1: I'm about to punch you.
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 3: Can you show him your sleeve real quick?
Speaker 2: What does it say? Winstead? Dirty smoker? How old is
Speaker 2: that shirt? It's new? What? Why do they have cigarettes? Cigarette?
Speaker 2: It's not it's not an actual Wait, that's not this shirt.
Speaker 2: That's not an actual Disney shirt. Yeah, no it's not. No,
Speaker 2: why would Disney have a That's what he's trying to say. No,
Speaker 2: what is this? It's a brand. I don't understand. What
Speaker 2: is this? All this stuff the Nashville Network. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just guy, I liked it. It's not real.
Speaker 1: Someone made that, Yes, someone did. It's called the It's
Speaker 1: clod No, I know that. It's called designers and they
Speaker 1: designed shirts. I just like someone designed your Coals T shirt.
Speaker 2: That you're wearing right now Cole's T shirt.
Speaker 3: Andrew smoked cigarettes. What kind of brand do you think
Speaker 3: Andrew would still pullets, Andrewids or Virgin Mens.
Speaker 2: Andrew would be smoking Eve one twenties men fall. Those
Speaker 2: are the ones with the flowers around filter, and those
Speaker 2: are the cigarettes. I'll never forget. I went to day
Speaker 2: camp on Long Island and it was in the eighties
Speaker 2: and the owner of the camp used to walk around,
Speaker 2: big dude walk around smoking Eve one twenty men falls.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it because all over the place with
Speaker 2: the butts with the flowers on it, and I would
Speaker 2: see him with this big, giant, long thing, like what
Speaker 2: is he doing? But back then it was just normal.
Speaker 2: The only thing that was abnormal is that it was
Speaker 2: Eve's and not like you know, Winsdon.
Speaker 1: I just remember going to TGI Fridays by Us and
Speaker 1: that you they I just remember the smoking and non
Speaker 1: smoking sections.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't that long, you know, there was
Speaker 2: the nineties. It wasn't that live. I mean I grew
Speaker 2: up when it was still a thing. All that's separated
Speaker 2: was that little piece of glass. Yeah, like, yeah, this
Speaker 2: smoke can't cross. Or they had to have one of
Speaker 2: the big air filters up top.
Speaker 3: We didn't have that, not an eerie pach plane right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean airplane, same thing. So okay, Row nineteen
Speaker 2: was non smoking. Row twenty smoking. It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you could smoke on a plane is insane.
Speaker 2: Did you fly on a plane when they had smoked? Absolutely? Did?
Speaker 2: I never did? Yeah? Yeah, Eastern Airlines, I remember we
Speaker 2: used to go to Florida all the time, and they
Speaker 2: still to this day. When they build new planes, they
Speaker 2: have ashtrays in the bathroom. And it's because the reasoning
Speaker 2: is that there's gonna be an idiot that's gonna try
Speaker 2: to smoke in the bathroom, and if they do, even
Speaker 2: though they're gonna get arrested or fined or whatever, there
Speaker 2: needs to be a safe place to put it out
Speaker 2: because you put that in the in the waste basket
Speaker 2: and it starts a fire.
Speaker 3: I remember cigarettes as a kid. I remember them at
Speaker 3: hospitals they had cigarette whatever the butt thing what do
Speaker 3: you call that as like that huge thing, remember that
Speaker 3: huge metal than with the sand in the top, And
Speaker 3: they would have them near the elevators because the people
Speaker 3: would just hang out by the elevators.
Speaker 2: It's crazy in hospital, Like. You could see the old
Speaker 2: schoolness if you go downstairs in our building here, uh,
Speaker 2: into the subway thing that's in the building. If you
Speaker 2: look on the wall to the right before the revolving doors,
Speaker 2: there's an old school ash tanking that has that push
Speaker 2: thing on it. It's still there. Yeah, and and Andrew
Speaker 2: will never know the joy of the little tinfoil ashtray
Speaker 2: at McDonald's, remember, Yeah, with the little creases for the
Speaker 2: right and it had it had an M like embossed
Speaker 2: in the bottom. It was it was just round like
Speaker 2: this and it was maybe this deep. It was just
Speaker 2: a little like tin ashtray. They were on all the tables.
Speaker 2: It's so funny you mention.
Speaker 3: I don't think I really could tell you what a
Speaker 3: McDonald smells like unless that included cigarette smoke, because that's
Speaker 3: as a child, like you would go to McDonald's and
Speaker 3: there'd be these guys smoking in there and.
Speaker 2: There's Grimace in the corner, all angry by day. Who
Speaker 2: am I big fat purple guy? What am I? Even?
Speaker 2: I'm a big tuma? I just can't I had I
Speaker 2: think I had a birthday party, and oh, I definitely did.
Speaker 2: It's insane that you used.
Speaker 1: To have a birthday party at a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 3: How many germs play that ballpit?
Speaker 2: There is one by me in Hicksville that is still
Speaker 2: very active with birthday parties. They have a whole play
Speaker 2: area and a party room just for birthday parties. So
Speaker 2: it's it's still kind of a thing. I mean, I
Speaker 2: remember having my birthday party a McDonald's and they had
Speaker 2: the the seats were fry guys. Remember the fry guys.
Speaker 2: They looked like the little fuzzy things, and so each
Speaker 2: seat was a friga and it was it was around
Speaker 2: the big tree, and the tree was a talking tree
Speaker 2: from McDonald land. Remember the McDonald land commercials and cartoons
Speaker 2: when we were kids, Andrews like I I saw a
Speaker 2: video actually that went into it. Yeah, with the Hamburger
Speaker 2: shocked that mayor mcee McGee. I still have all those somewhere.
Speaker 2: What was the cops name? Uh? Yeah, Officer Big Mac,
Speaker 2: wasn't it It could be something like that. It was
Speaker 2: something like that. And then you had the fry guys
Speaker 2: and you had Sonny the bird, Yeah and yeah, and
Speaker 2: it was the only female, wasn't she? I think so
Speaker 2: there were all kinds of characters Andrew it was great.
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen a video on why it didn't work?
Speaker 2: Well, why did it did work? It worked for many
Speaker 2: years and they had to stop because they couldn't be
Speaker 2: selling you know, this trash food to kids. That was
Speaker 2: the whole thing, was Officer Big Mac.
Speaker 1: Also they were trying to make it like Disney and
Speaker 1: then that just never happened.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you can't make it mcause kid.
Speaker 3: But is a kid you don't know any better, Like
Speaker 3: I remember growing.
Speaker 2: Up and like, oh it's Mary mccheese. It's all excited
Speaker 2: it was, and you wanted all the premiums. You had
Speaker 2: to have the happy meal. That that was the whole
Speaker 2: big thing is they were like everybody was mad because
Speaker 2: they were targeting kids with toys and happy meals and
Speaker 2: the food was this and that whatever. But oh, Captain
Speaker 2: Crook was also a character. Captain Crook, I remember he
Speaker 2: must have been short lived. Oh yeah, I don't remember
Speaker 2: that guy. You know what he actually is a character
Speaker 2: that was in playland, mcdonald'sland, Playland, whatever the hell it
Speaker 2: was called. He'd be up on top of the thing
Speaker 2: looking through a.
Speaker 4: Telescope Okay, yeah, there was like a hierarchy of right
Speaker 4: of characters, and then also the classes of birthday parties,
Speaker 4: like this was more of the lower end, but the
Speaker 4: really rich kids got Ronald got Ronald, and then also
Speaker 4: they went above that to.
Speaker 2: Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 3: Like I remember the kids like Rick Bayhurst, he had
Speaker 3: his birthday party at Chuck E Cheese and I'm like, mom,
Speaker 3: can we go to Chuck E cheesepensive.
Speaker 2: There was another one that folded into Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2: I forget what it was called. It was, damn it.
Speaker 2: It was more was it chee Cheese? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was another character. It was a place just it
Speaker 2: was a It was a Chucky Cheese rip off, and
Speaker 2: Chuck E Cheese wound up buying them. It was something. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about. I just watched the
Speaker 2: whole thing about it, and I'm pissed that I can't
Speaker 2: remember the name, but whatever, oh Chucky Cheese knockoff. I'm
Speaker 2: wondering how Chucky Cheese is doing these days, like COVID
Speaker 2: wise bankrupt, I'm sure, but did.
Speaker 1: You ever see that all the pizza that was being
Speaker 1: shipped to people on like seamless. If it doesn't have
Speaker 1: like an actual store name, it would just be uh,
Speaker 1: I was gonna call it cheesy hut. What is it
Speaker 1: called Chuck E Cheeses? Well, yeah, they were just they
Speaker 1: made ghost restaurants as Chucky Cheese, like Hollywood pizza, and
Speaker 1: then you'd get it. You'd be like, this tastes like
Speaker 1: Chuck E Cheese pizza because it was.
Speaker 2: But also during the height of COVID, when they were
Speaker 2: doing you know, all food deliveries, only Chuck E Cheese
Speaker 2: was actually delivering pizza. They needed they needed that to stay.
Speaker 1: Showbiz Pizza Palace pizza place, yep, I've never heard of
Speaker 1: this place.
Speaker 2: Where was this a thing? It was around? I remember
Speaker 2: going to one in Florida when I would visit my grandparents.
Speaker 2: It was like the fake Chuck E Cheese and that's
Speaker 2: where we would go and it wound up, you know, closing,
Speaker 2: and Chuck E Cheese took them over.
Speaker 1: Well, oh god, there was a bear the Showbiz Pizza Fiesta.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Yeah, they had a whole cast of characters.
Speaker 2: They're so creepy, they're so scared. Look at this one.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying. Yeah, she looks like she smokes the flower cigarette.
Speaker 2: She does she smokes either she's Chucky's whore. And this guy,
Speaker 2: what's he doing? He she is looking at the ones
Speaker 2: on drugs. That one is on drugs. They're a gorilla.
Speaker 2: They were all on drugs. Look at them.
Speaker 1: Whoever designed this needs to be sued.
Speaker 2: There's a documentary about all this. You need to watch it.
Speaker 2: It's very interesting, this bit. Oh, there's coupons you want
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: That's terrifying.
Speaker 3: That's the Country Bear Jamboree jamboree. Yeah, do you know
Speaker 3: about that, Andrew?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in Disney. Okay, that's the on it once?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's the Jug Jug band. What's the guy's name.
Speaker 2: We talked about this and we played it. Yes, No,
Speaker 2: I know it's not but that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: That's Disney, isn't it. No, that was Muppets. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: that's Disney. Now didn't they buy all the Yeah? They Yeah. Anyway, Hey,
Speaker 2: let's take a break, old please, Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: I gotta get a drink. Yeah, you should get some water.
Speaker 2: I will be back right after this. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: and we're back, yeah we are. Wow.
Speaker 3: Do you guys take the professional says to who does
Speaker 3: the end your back?
Speaker 2: No, we just whatever, Okay, we don't take turns of anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty well oiled machine here.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I guess it's been two hundred something episodes, but.
Speaker 2: Not of this.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone back and listened to those first
Speaker 3: ones all the time?
Speaker 2: They weren't that bad? Really? Yeah they were. Okay, you
Speaker 2: go back, Andrew. Andrew doesn't even listen to the current one.
Speaker 2: They didn't even go back. Please. Well, it's like, do
Speaker 2: you listen to the fifteen minute morning show?
Speaker 3: Well, no, I couldn't tell you the last time I listened.
Speaker 2: I listened to this podcast the day it comes out
Speaker 2: every week, Quality Control. I'd just like to hear it. Plus,
Speaker 2: I want to give ourselves a spin.
Speaker 1: Are you mad that I have a reusable cup?
Speaker 2: You do you? And you do you? Oh that's a first.
Speaker 2: You do you? Very millennial of you. I think it's silly,
Speaker 2: but do what you want. I would still use styrophone
Speaker 2: cups if I could buy him. It's tough to get
Speaker 2: now because they're outlawed. They are, They're so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to drink it because we're close together,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to have coffee bread worse than
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, So so this weekend we went roller skating again.
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for my invite. You can come anytime.
Speaker 2: This is our this is our thing that my daughter
Speaker 2: at Cooper loves roller skating. I love roller skating and
Speaker 2: I need her because I can't be the old creeper
Speaker 2: at the roller rink by myself. So the fact that
Speaker 2: we go together is kind of cool. I like that
Speaker 2: I can skate backwards. What would it say? Yeah, we
Speaker 2: should do that and all three of us go. But
Speaker 2: what would it say I two guys when roller skating together?
Speaker 2: Would we both be creepers? But if you're teaching me how,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that bad. It depends on the time,
Speaker 2: like if like okay, So this past weekend we went
Speaker 2: at ten o'clock on a Saturday morning. It was a
Speaker 2: My Little Pony party. Don't even get me started. So
Speaker 2: you guys go to my Little Pony party at ten
Speaker 2: am on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yeah, does that's all right?
Speaker 2: But I gotta I have to tell you something. Roller
Speaker 2: skating aside, Like my daughter Cooper like needed to be
Speaker 2: my wingman because sorry, we were there doing this my
Speaker 2: little pony thing. And so the girl from Hasbro came
Speaker 2: up and was talking to us. And then I realized
Speaker 2: five minutes later I had a little hanger on in
Speaker 2: my nose. It wasn't a full on, like hanging out booger,
Speaker 2: but you know when something just just hanging on the
Speaker 2: hair and it's quite visible. And then I saw myself
Speaker 2: in a picture and I'm like, Cooper, Yeah, why didn't
Speaker 2: you tell me? She's like, I didn't know why I
Speaker 2: was supposed to tell you. I'm like, yes, if anything
Speaker 2: embarrassing is like going on, we let each other know.
Speaker 2: That's just. And you have very prominent nostrils. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: sometimes I got hair that hangs out because you know
Speaker 2: I and I'll just I'll yank them out of her.
Speaker 2: It's bad for you. You can die like that taking
Speaker 2: hair out of your nose.
Speaker 1: Yes, why because think about like they get stuck in
Speaker 1: and that's like you're that's connected to everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can get an infection which is very
Speaker 3: difficult to treat. You could die of MRSA.
Speaker 2: Are you serious? Yes, I'm I'm not even kidding you.
Speaker 2: Wait from ripping out those hair. Yes, how about trimming them?
Speaker 2: Trimming no, ripping bad? Yeah, Oh I ripped them all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're getting those things are supposed to protect you.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing your hair. No, I know that,
Speaker 2: I have plenty of them, trust me, So I know
Speaker 2: you do. You got some of your hair now too,
Speaker 2: I do? Yeah the other day do I. Oh, you
Speaker 2: got a little fuzzies, your peach fuzzies on this Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they're not like coming out. No, they're on the
Speaker 2: it's on the it's on I know I have one
Speaker 2: long one that comes out here. Yeah, I have them.
Speaker 2: I have hair on my ears.
Speaker 1: No, it's bad when people get hair on their nose.
Speaker 1: Oh that's an old person special.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so bad. Hmm. Yeah, it's weird because like men
Speaker 2: will lose the hair on their head but grow it
Speaker 2: everywhere else, and it's so disgusting. Your eyebrows get big
Speaker 2: and bushy, like the old men whose eyebrows are like
Speaker 2: out to hear, and they just don't care. And then
Speaker 2: like a brilowpad, how does somebody not say to them, hey, dad,
Speaker 2: just trim it a little bit. At some point, you don't,
Speaker 2: you don't care anymore? Yeah, And at some point. The hair.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing that you're gonna Wow, well, Andrew, you
Speaker 3: might have this problem now, like you're gonna get hair
Speaker 3: where you don't want hair, and then you're not gonna
Speaker 3: have hair where you want.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about this because he'll come up and punch you.
Speaker 1: Will Smith's style. Yeah, mene mention, Jane.
Speaker 2: If you were that upside down guy that did the
Speaker 2: face on the chin or whatever, you wouldn't have any
Speaker 2: hair on your head. That's what it would be a problem.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand why it doesn't grow, and I
Speaker 2: just wish it was because it's a condition. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: is what it is. It's sad. It's you're you, Andrew.
Speaker 2: God made you any hair here. Well, I can't grow
Speaker 2: a full beard. I couldn't if I try. You have
Speaker 2: it too, I'm patchy too.
Speaker 1: Very few guys he legit doesn't even have hair follicles there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I just shaved the other day. There is literally nothing
Speaker 2: to let it go. I don't I don't shave for
Speaker 2: weeks at a time.
Speaker 3: Weeks and you really don't have this is two days.
Speaker 2: I can't grow a full beard. I can't. I just
Speaker 2: get scraggles all over. So I mean, you look good.
Speaker 2: You look good with that little go te thing, Thanks pal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how long have you had that? Very many years?
Speaker 1: That's been your style.
Speaker 2: It's not a style. I look on in and out.
Speaker 2: You look shaven for a while. I'm very very rarely
Speaker 2: will you see it like Razor blade shaved. I don't
Speaker 2: like that for like a date night or not. No,
Speaker 2: I look I look like an idiot. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's just because I'm not used to it,
Speaker 2: you know. But for I remember for a wedding one time,
Speaker 2: I shaved it completely off, and I'll find a picture.
Speaker 2: I hated the way it looked. I hated it. So
Speaker 2: I try. I'll shave this really short, but I won't
Speaker 2: shave it off.
Speaker 3: I haven't shaved shaved my face since I think like
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen or something like.
Speaker 2: That was a big Yeah it was it is it
Speaker 2: me too, I don't. I very rarely use a.
Speaker 1: I shave you have to, yeah, otherwise the patch really
Speaker 1: comes up.
Speaker 2: So you looked pretty good at that that beer. When
Speaker 2: you grew that beard was if a November I don't know,
Speaker 2: but you look him. I think you look good with
Speaker 2: a beard. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll try. I'll try mustash. Another November that was a
Speaker 1: little mustaches are bad?
Speaker 3: Why did mustaches become like the signature of a creeper?
Speaker 2: Seventies porn? What happened? But was porn? Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 2: like they were. They were creepy gidling people, right, But
Speaker 2: they were creepy guys.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot probably you don't know. Look
Speaker 1: at Ron Jeremy, Well he's in jail, Yeah, that he is.
Speaker 3: You know, he was like the cheapest man alive. I
Speaker 3: heard that, Like he would travel.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of you, a little bit scotty.
Speaker 3: He would travel instead of suitcases, he would have.
Speaker 2: You know, barbage bags. I don't do that, and not
Speaker 2: saying you do, but it's something that reminds me of you. Well,
Speaker 2: that's really crappy because I would not do that.
Speaker 3: You remind me of the Harry Port style that uses
Speaker 3: trash bags is luggage.
Speaker 2: And that was in jail. I forgot what they used
Speaker 2: to call him. They called him a hedgehot hedgehog, that's right, hedgehot.
Speaker 2: He was so disgusting, But yet people want to work
Speaker 2: with him band. Did you ever see him in porn? No,
Speaker 2: he didn't. Gus. He was in this building one time
Speaker 2: and Jeff Smith, the engineer, had to like set up
Speaker 2: his mic, and he went down there and he was
Speaker 2: just passed out sleeping. You sent me a picture.
Speaker 1: What a mess he was On the Surreal Life. I
Speaker 1: loved that chest that was the one with Orchestrado. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Oh sorry, hold on that. We gotta No,
Speaker 1: it's not It's never too late.
Speaker 2: You need a dedicated board up in here. Seriously, here,
Speaker 2: it is too late, too late.
Speaker 3: Did you watch Chips? Oh, Scotty and I have bonded
Speaker 3: over this. It would come on tw albout five on.
Speaker 2: The superstation TBS CBS.
Speaker 3: I would that would be sick days home from school.
Speaker 3: I would get so excited. But I didn't like when
Speaker 3: Baker left.
Speaker 2: That's right in season six. Yeah, I did not like
Speaker 2: when Baker left. Tom Riley No, not doing it for me. No,
Speaker 2: But see I watched it when it was an original
Speaker 2: run here a couple of year, a few years younger
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 3: This was in the late eighties, so it was a
Speaker 3: recent you know, it was a recent thing for them
Speaker 3: to rerun.
Speaker 2: It and in syndication, it was called Chips Patrol. Oh,
Speaker 2: I never knew that. It was always just Chips for us. Yeah, well, well,
Speaker 2: well they were still running new episodes at night. The
Speaker 2: other stations during the afternoon they would have to call
Speaker 2: it Chips Patrol because it couldn't They didn't want it
Speaker 2: to getting confused. Yeah. Interesting, Yeah, you know he only
Speaker 2: pulled his gun once, wasn't it wrong? More than once
Speaker 2: it was Barriksa and it was twice only in the
Speaker 2: entire series. Once it was a shotgun and once was
Speaker 2: his regular. Yeah, was that like a rarity? What was like? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a non violent because it was fun. It
Speaker 2: was fun, like goofy dumb cop show, you know, So
Speaker 2: it wasn't really it was stupid stuff.
Speaker 3: As soon as you saw that van in the beginning,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, they're.
Speaker 2: Up to no good. Yeah, And that was the one
Speaker 2: with what's his.
Speaker 3: Name, the one they were all that, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: But when he pulled the gun was with what's the Bonaducci?
Speaker 2: Bonaducci was this cock d guy and he came out
Speaker 2: with nunchucks, took his gun out because he hit the cap.
Speaker 2: He hit him a couple of times. You can't hit
Speaker 2: a cop and he kept hitting him. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: finally pulled his gun after he hit him like ten times.
Speaker 2: Stupid show. And was that like a big plot point
Speaker 2: for you? Oh yeah, I remember tonight on chips and
Speaker 2: then you saw like you know that that was the promo.
Speaker 2: It was very earth shattering. Yeah, it seems like I
Speaker 2: think his name was Danny Matzerson. What what network was that?
Speaker 2: It was on NBC? NBC it was the Peacock Network.
Speaker 2: Very good that doom. Yeah, I remember that one was surprised.
Speaker 2: I could tell you're surprised. You didn't think that was Peacock.
Speaker 2: How would you know the Peacock is a freaking thing.
Speaker 2: That's an app of course, you know it's NBC, right,
Speaker 2: How do you can knew the tone? Everybody knows ding
Speaker 2: ding ding? How would you not know that everybody knows it?
Speaker 2: I know it, Yeah, everyone does. If you play ding
Speaker 2: ding Ding to almost anybody, they would know what it is.
Speaker 3: I bet you that's false. Okay, play for your kids.
Speaker 2: Would they know? Because they don't watch TV? These millennials,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jim Sears, we don't even understand them. Older,
Speaker 2: older millennials would know what it is younger ones would not.
Speaker 1: So I'm an older millennial. You are cool, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all own it. I'm like in the middle. I'm not
Speaker 1: old enough. But I do remember before internet, b I.
Speaker 2: Oh that was that was a dark time. I think
Speaker 2: it was great, actually was. But as far as like information,
Speaker 2: like we had the funking Wagonles Dictionary. Remember I had
Speaker 2: Wagons and I also had a World Book. We didn't
Speaker 2: have World but I had I had Worldbook dictionaries. But
Speaker 2: but yeah, but you see, kids nowadays, we'll never know
Speaker 2: how to spell inside. I knew e n c uy
Speaker 2: c lop e d i A. Yeah, yeah, because we
Speaker 2: learned it as a song. E n c u I
Speaker 2: c l o p e t i A.
Speaker 1: I had a whole thing of encyclopedias that my sister
Speaker 1: had Britannica.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had all the red ones. See what the
Speaker 2: problem is is I had the funk and Wagonles, but
Speaker 2: they were from the late seventies.
Speaker 3: You know, they wudn't send the yearly update, don't you
Speaker 3: remember the yearly update books. Sometimes they would give you
Speaker 3: that he had the subscription, but onlike a website, they
Speaker 3: couldn't be updated, so you were had information No, very
Speaker 3: few people bought new sets of encyclopedias every year because
Speaker 3: they were expensive. You used to be able to get
Speaker 3: them at the supermarket. You'd buy like the first one
Speaker 3: and then they were like a dollar reach after that
Speaker 3: or whatever. But I mean, we just had hours from
Speaker 3: the seventies and that was it. If you want to
Speaker 3: like newer information, that was like, who's Ronald Reagan? You
Speaker 3: know what I mean, it wouldn't be in there, and
Speaker 3: like you would have no way to like reference something
Speaker 3: because they're like that.
Speaker 2: Guy in the thing. You had no clue. You have
Speaker 2: nowhere to start from, right. See if I needed to
Speaker 2: look up when I was in elementary school, I needed
Speaker 2: to look up to just say no campaign, and it
Speaker 2: was there because our it hadn't happened yet.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you a Nancy Reagan T shirt.
Speaker 2: I won't wear it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you if you're wearing a shirt right now that
Speaker 1: has a moose the park moose, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what this is. Moose that's from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Speaker 2: No it isn't. The moose out front.
Speaker 1: Should have told you the real Yogi Bears.
Speaker 2: No, wow, come on, you got one more? Try Andrew
Speaker 2: it's a movie, but the the Beverly to give you
Speaker 2: a hint. Oh no, that's the other. Yeah movie.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's Vacation National Lampoons. Yes, Wally World, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And it.
Speaker 2: Was this song? Didn't they have this song? I'm trying
Speaker 2: to remember the Yes, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I can't sing it. My throat starting to hurt me.
Speaker 2: I may be getting you guys all sick right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just so much talking. My throat hurts.
Speaker 2: I'm talking so much. Well, we can end it. What
Speaker 2: was that was that? I mean, would you get No,
Speaker 2: I must have been Andrew with his little device.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's probably my computer because it's open.
Speaker 2: Oh how what time are we at? We are at
Speaker 2: probably thirty one?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Well this.
Speaker 2: Is this is short? Wait? Do you guys along? You
Speaker 2: can normally we go like an hour on this thing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes it's been it's been consistently just about in
Speaker 2: a fortnutes.
Speaker 3: Throughout another topic? Am I dragging you down?
Speaker 2: What do you got? What do you got? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was talking about cigarettes and it just evolved from there. Cigarettes.
Speaker 2: I'm having coffee, and I'm sorry, didn't you used to smoke.
Speaker 2: We talked about this in an episode a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago. We did. We were social smokers clubs, and
Speaker 2: so you never actually smoked smoked? No, okay no, and
Speaker 2: I and I had brought up the very first time
Speaker 2: I ever smoked. I put on a glove and I
Speaker 2: found a smoke a butt on the ground. And that
Speaker 2: was the first one. Oh, that's discussing. See, and I
Speaker 2: won't use Andrew's mouth bottle, but I picked up a
Speaker 2: freaking cigarette butt off the ground. Again. You used to
Speaker 2: be edgy. You used to be edgy, used to be
Speaker 2: like hardcoreing and edgy.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I didn't know what edging was
Speaker 3: until I moved here. Really every and you guys were
Speaker 3: laughing like edging. Well we're talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2: Is they like yard work? No, edging? Edging like the
Speaker 2: sex thing? Yeah, okay, I just want to make sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe it means something else in eerie.
Speaker 2: I don't know, by the crack call it we call
Speaker 2: it over there.
Speaker 1: Well, back to accents really quick. Uh, what exactly is
Speaker 1: a Pennsylvania accent?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 3: See, I guess I'm from the part of Pennsylvania where
Speaker 3: it's fairly accentless because we're kind of towards the midwest
Speaker 3: more and there are some parts of Pennsylvania like my
Speaker 3: uh my father in law, he'll say showers, shower, shower,
Speaker 3: like yeah, that that car has got a lot of power.
Speaker 2: So it's like the e rs become like ours.
Speaker 3: Yeah like that, but other than that, you really can't.
Speaker 3: And that's getting towards West Virginia territory. So yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: there's just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would think like eastern Pennsylvania is probably more New
Speaker 2: york Ish, yeah, not like well then you get down
Speaker 2: to Philly like water and coffee, but you know that's
Speaker 2: very New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But western Pennsylvania it's it's pretty clean. There's really
Speaker 3: nothing there except for Krick and Rut Kriick, and there's
Speaker 3: a couple of other ones. My accent will come out
Speaker 3: if I talk to my dad or my mom or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: Do they have thick accents? No? No, yeah, that you
Speaker 2: can't really tell where they're from. Yeah. It's weird though,
Speaker 2: because like so look at Danielle's husband, Sheldon. He still
Speaker 2: sounds just as British as he did when we first
Speaker 2: met him. Twenty plus years ago.
Speaker 3: He didn't try hard enough. But you would think.
Speaker 2: Scott would say that, You would think that being around
Speaker 2: not having an accent would kind of it would slowly erode.
Speaker 2: Their kids have them, they do. If you listen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes her kids, Oh way, yes, Sometimes her kids will
Speaker 1: say something and you'll be like, it's just it's slight,
Speaker 1: but you can hear it. Yeah, Almost like they'll say
Speaker 1: something like, oh, that's like okay, well i'll tell you
Speaker 1: what light one.
Speaker 2: In two weeks we're gonna have Spencer, her oldest son,
Speaker 2: on the on Serial Killers. So you can listen there.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you'll hear it's a slight, slight accent.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: If anything, I wish I had a slight accent.
Speaker 3: My buddy Dave grew up in Liverpool, England, until he
Speaker 3: was like four or five, basically to the point where
Speaker 3: he wouldn't have an accent, because he moved to the
Speaker 3: United States after, you know, to the point where he
Speaker 3: started to learn how to speak, and then he was
Speaker 3: surrounded by people that didn't have accents, but he tried
Speaker 3: to pretend he had the accent when he returned. One
Speaker 3: time he went to a Liverpool f C game and
Speaker 3: he goes to some guy that's selling scarves. He goes,
Speaker 3: I can all get one of those, and the guy
Speaker 3: just looks at him.
Speaker 2: Goes wall.
Speaker 3: Because it was such a bad I mean to me,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, he sounds British.
Speaker 2: But they called it. Can tell, They can tell immediately. Well,
Speaker 2: I guess if I put on a fake New York accent,
Speaker 2: people will be able to tell too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a New York accent isn't as good and
Speaker 1: you're from New York and that's weird.
Speaker 2: Well, because I can't do it anymore because I don't
Speaker 2: have it. Yeah, I'll tell.
Speaker 3: You Andrew, you're very good at accents. Oh my god, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: like you're Australian good night. No, No, when you really
Speaker 3: do Australian, it is spot on Australian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more sitting.
Speaker 3: Oh really, you've got the region there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Melbourne is Melbyn whatever say it is. It's different,
Speaker 1: like they're a little they have all different ones. Because
Speaker 1: you have to think Australia is like the size of this,
Speaker 1: Like Australia is gigantic. They got a bunch of regions
Speaker 1: and then you have the whole middle that nobody is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the size of tits. No, the size of this.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what you what's the size of this?
Speaker 2: You mean new York?
Speaker 1: The whole Australia is the size of New York. Think
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: You said it's the size of this. I don't know
Speaker 2: what you meant.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming you meant the country the United.
Speaker 2: I would know what we're talking about. You said it's
Speaker 2: you said, Australia is the size of this. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that meant.
Speaker 1: Context clues, context clues very important. The size of rat
Speaker 1: one going back down to.
Speaker 2: Ulus myself, I'm gonna get a fly to the Great
Speaker 2: Barrier ra if it's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go when you went? Dango Sydney? I love Sydney.
Speaker 2: But we went to the Olympics. Oh it was a
Speaker 2: wonderful time. Is he a two thousand? It was hand
Speaker 2: of the millennia, right right. I loved it the start
Speaker 2: of the audience. I loved it, great time, right right,
Speaker 2: I love it everything about it. Can't I don't have
Speaker 2: a bad word, you know, apparently they do not say
Speaker 2: throw another shrimp on the bar. That's not a thing.
Speaker 3: It's just a very drink Foster's because I worked on
Speaker 3: an outback steakout.
Speaker 2: I can't get it actually worked it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would love guy coming. Yeah, this is a long
Speaker 2: peace standing. Did you this is terrible? Did you ever
Speaker 2: defile a bloomin onion? Uh? Okay, so a blumin a
Speaker 2: bloomin onion?
Speaker 3: But no, what I would do is if somebody was
Speaker 3: being a dick, I would stick my thumb in the soup.
Speaker 2: I was carrying it out to the table.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, that's why I actually got fired from being
Speaker 1: a waiter. And it wasn't intentional. I just was a
Speaker 1: bad waiter. Yeah, it wasn't great when I would serve.
Speaker 2: Where did you serve as a Japanese restaurant for a
Speaker 2: but the way, that's what that's what I want to answer, Like,
Speaker 2: what did you serve? Yeah? I did backstake. I was
Speaker 2: never a service service. See, I don't think you would
Speaker 2: be a good one. I don't either asshole to people.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, because I would want a good tip. No,
Speaker 2: no minute, a kid was there.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Scottie, like you have to put as
Speaker 3: a server.
Speaker 2: You know this, Andrew, you have to put up with
Speaker 2: so many people. But I've done more. I've been customer
Speaker 2: service jobs forever. Yeah, but customer service where you're trying
Speaker 2: face to face. But here's the thing. When you're a customer,
Speaker 2: when you're waiting tables, you're trying to be nice because
Speaker 2: you're trying to get a tip, where your customer service
Speaker 2: you don't rely on a tip. You're like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta be nice because it's my job. But you're
Speaker 2: sucking up to these people because you're hopeful that they
Speaker 2: give you money and then they don't. And your mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, plus he would be like the minute somebody he
Speaker 1: was making dietary things like I'm gluten.
Speaker 2: Free and all, I would just flip the table, walk away.
Speaker 2: You're dumb, You're dumb. He's five, Scott, you dragged the
Speaker 2: kool aid peanutt's put a little bit of peanut powder
Speaker 2: in your drink. You would be that person. So I
Speaker 2: would not because you could kill somebody.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for acknowledging it.
Speaker 2: I did. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I adulterated the food, but we made
Speaker 3: our own cocktail sauce for the shrimp on the bobby
Speaker 3: h O.
Speaker 2: Did you edge?
Speaker 3: I did not age into the cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2: No, you had to make it.
Speaker 3: With edge up horseradish and a little squeeze leng right,
Speaker 3: made it yourself, made it yourself. So yeah, that's basically
Speaker 3: coming a jar. No, because it was cheaper to have
Speaker 3: the ingredients than I have did it because we barely
Speaker 3: sold those interesting so anyway, I would.
Speaker 2: Just load up with horse radish, like.
Speaker 3: Just so much horse. I remember watching this woman that
Speaker 3: she's just being a total bitch to me. She takes
Speaker 3: a bite and I just see her eyes start watering. Good,
Speaker 3: it's like, screw her, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was a waiter for a week and then I
Speaker 1: got fired, well not fired, I got moved to be
Speaker 1: the front desk person because ghosts. Yeah, I because all
Speaker 1: of my friends had jobs.
Speaker 2: So I always looked at the host as the failed waiter.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: And then that's entirely true. I lied and I said
Speaker 1: I had a job as a waiter because all my
Speaker 1: friends were working during the weekends and I caddying you
Speaker 1: took off until it was like April, so I didn't
Speaker 1: have a job for like half the year. So all
Speaker 1: my friends were Yeah, that was fun. But then so
Speaker 1: I got a job as a waiter. But I lied
Speaker 1: and I said I served and I didn't. And so
Speaker 1: then like it's a lot to be a waiter and
Speaker 1: just get thrown into that. So I was serving people
Speaker 1: food and taking orders and I had no idea what
Speaker 1: I was doing. Everything was wrong. And when I would
Speaker 1: serve the soup, I remember like my thumb was in
Speaker 1: the soup and I put it down and I was
Speaker 1: almost like, oh God, I'm I'm bad.
Speaker 2: I'm real bad. And back then, I mean, even though
Speaker 2: it wasn't that long ago, you were still probably writing
Speaker 2: down on yes, yeah right.
Speaker 1: And then I was the table person, which was nice,
Speaker 1: but you're a bus boy.
Speaker 2: No, I was not. I was not a bus boy, sorry,
Speaker 2: a bus person. I was like I would walk them
Speaker 2: to the no, you can go, buzz boy. I would
Speaker 2: walk the people to their tables and I got to
Speaker 2: do this. Yeah, and I got to do like the thing,
Speaker 2: oh the map. Yeah, that was fun. So the host
Speaker 2: handed the menus off to you and you walked them
Speaker 2: to the table. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: And I would also do takeout orders.
Speaker 2: Did you get tipped out by the staff? No?
Speaker 3: No, okay, I think they do that now. Well, we
Speaker 3: would tip out bussers and like if there was a
Speaker 3: food runner and the bartenders.
Speaker 1: But you know, I was there for three weeks and
Speaker 1: then it was prom season. Then caddying started, so I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'll be back soon, and then I.
Speaker 2: Never This is so random with Japanese restaurant. What I
Speaker 2: was just open, like I see you in like Bennigans,
Speaker 2: I do see you in a Benegans.
Speaker 1: I've never been to a ben Well, there aren't anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't Bennigans in South.
Speaker 2: Park and they probably made fun.
Speaker 1: They probably did, like Butters went to of Benegans. I think, yeah, yeah, there.
Speaker 2: Was one of those you know, iconic not iconic what
Speaker 2: do they call it, like when culture rule? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was like a cult. Yeah, the thing? What was their stick? Benigans?
Speaker 2: They did? Greg t worked at Bennegan's. Okay, he used
Speaker 2: to sing the Happy Birthday song and he would always
Speaker 2: sing it to us here. Okay, that is exactly birthday
Speaker 2: something like that. Yeah, because that was it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is the South Park episode Butters goes
Speaker 1: missing and then his parents basically made him go missing,
Speaker 1: and then he just once have his birthday party at Benegans.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. Oh that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I've I've watched every episode of South Park.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of the ground Round? Oh wow,
Speaker 2: where you pay your weight? Well yeah, I mean now
Speaker 2: it'd be thousands of dollars for me, but you know
Speaker 2: it's yeah, you Andrew would love this. You would walk
Speaker 2: in there and there was a scale and you would
Speaker 2: pay your weight. So if you were like sixty pounds,
Speaker 2: you'd pay sixty cents for whatever. It was only for kids.
Speaker 2: Well it was under twelve, right, yeah. And and and
Speaker 2: they had peanuts. There were these big barrels of peanuts
Speaker 2: and they played cartoons up on the wall. And that
Speaker 2: was a birthday party place. I remember there was a
Speaker 2: there was a like a snoopy head at mine. It
Speaker 2: was a what do they call like a paper mache plaster,
Speaker 2: whatever the hell it was. It was like a creepy
Speaker 2: snoopy and you could see the person's eyes with these
Speaker 2: off snoopy. Yeah, it was really creepy. But yeah, ground
Speaker 2: Round was awesome.
Speaker 3: I remember Ground Round. I remember standing on that scale.
Speaker 3: I'm fairly certain that scale was not accurate. Oh no, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: they adjusted it. Yeah, oh, everybody weighed a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody had their thumb.
Speaker 3: We had a heart attack.
Speaker 2: Grew it was Andrew and everything, but the soup. It
Speaker 2: was the soup.
Speaker 1: The heart attack rilling. Uh, Las Vegas. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that one?
Speaker 2: No? No, that one.
Speaker 1: If you're three hundred and fifty pounds, you eat for free.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get there.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, it's terrifying. Why would they do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a curt and that all the and they all
Speaker 1: are dressed up as like doctors and nurses. But like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine going to a restaurant and being like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Eat for free today? Wow? Well, that's also like those challenges.
Speaker 2: I've never done a challenge, you know, we have to
Speaker 2: eat like seventeen scoops of ice cream in the kitchen
Speaker 2: sink or or I couldn't be ounce steak or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I can never eat that much ice cream. There's this
Speaker 3: restaurant called Denny's Beer Barrel Pub.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. We're in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: Sounds about right, yeah, by the creek and it's there's
Speaker 3: a creek nearby, and it's Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. And
Speaker 3: they've got like the world's largest burger, and it's it's
Speaker 3: if you finish the burger, your name goes on the
Speaker 3: wall and you get free stuff. And if you look
Speaker 3: on the wall, there's like the two pounds, the three pounds,
Speaker 3: the four pounds, and this one guy has his name
Speaker 3: on all of them, like I mean, he just goes.
Speaker 3: He's probably dead now, but his name was on there
Speaker 3: at least thirty times. I can't remember the guy's name.
Speaker 2: It's actually an in memorial wall. That's the sad stuff there. Now. Yes, geez,
Speaker 2: there's the Bowling Alley. Look at this. Okay, so there's
Speaker 2: no way that that's the world's biggest burger because look
Speaker 2: at this one. This is the Bowling Alley near my
Speaker 2: house has this is like a twenty pound burger. Let
Speaker 2: me see if I can find like that's that's not
Speaker 2: there's nothing appealing about large stood like that largest hamburg
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, but this is this is by far
Speaker 2: the biggest. I mean, this thing's massive.
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me see if I get like it's
Speaker 1: just not like how do you eat that?
Speaker 2: You don't it's just for novelty purposes, yes, because but
Speaker 2: then think you can grill a burger that biggs multiple
Speaker 2: patties that are pushed together. Yeah, look at that thing.
Speaker 2: There's no yeah, you know what that coulig than one,
Speaker 2: like one person is supposed to eat that. That's terrible.
Speaker 2: Did the guy from Manverse Food eat that?
Speaker 1: I think he actually was. He definitely did.
Speaker 2: Well, that's right. I remember that show was it pre
Speaker 2: was the first.
Speaker 1: What's funny is to watch that show. If you watch
Speaker 1: it forwards, you just watch him get gigantic, But then
Speaker 1: if you watch in reverse, you.
Speaker 2: Watch him all the way, so that that show is
Speaker 2: basically all these food challenges, right, that's yeah, that was it, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: There was no way any of that was healthy either.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, Like sir, why are you going
Speaker 1: to Buffalo and doing like the extreme like spicy Buffalo Challenge?
Speaker 1: Like his butthole must have been in pain every week.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, with the amount of food he was eating,
Speaker 1: that's like torture for your body.
Speaker 3: Okay, We've got the Pub Challenger, which is two pounds
Speaker 3: of beef. Hang on, I'm just going through the different ones,
Speaker 3: the Pub super Challenger, three pounds.
Speaker 2: Even two pounds is a lot. The ye old ninety
Speaker 2: six or a six pound che cheese burger, the beer
Speaker 2: Barrel belly buster fifteen pound challenge on the beer barrel Berginator,
Speaker 2: twenty five pounds all meat and cheese, the beer barrel
Speaker 2: belly Bruiser, fifty pounds of ground beef. Wait, one person
Speaker 2: is supposed to eat that? Yeah, no way, definitely can
Speaker 2: show you share.
Speaker 3: And then the beer barrel main event burger one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty five pounds.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Nobody orders that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's for it's for graduation parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what, by the time you cut
Speaker 2: that whole thing up, it's so gross up and hands
Speaker 2: in there vomit. Oh my god. The beer barrel Burginator,
Speaker 2: it says a two man challenge. It's twenty five pounds.
Speaker 2: That's you and me eating twelve and a half pounds
Speaker 2: of notes. No, you can't even eat a whole pound.
Speaker 2: I mean the burgers are great. I couldn't eat twenty five.
Speaker 2: You go to McDonald's a quarter pound or is ji
Speaker 2: a huge burger? No?
Speaker 1: Thanks, Well, it's less bread when you think about it, all.
Speaker 2: Right, it's I mean, you know, like a quarter pound
Speaker 2: is it is? It's very on a cheeseburger, it is.
Speaker 2: Think about it, so ground meat isn't filling.
Speaker 1: Well again, if you're just going for the burger itself,
Speaker 1: then it's like, okay, you're almost eating like a meat lasagna.
Speaker 2: Is ground turkey any healthier than ground beef? Yes? It
Speaker 2: is less fat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like ground turkey.
Speaker 2: I do too. Amy makes meat sauce with ground turkey.
Speaker 2: I like that. I do. I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: It's got less flavor, but it's healthier for you.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What? We're almost done? So we
Speaker 2: have to do another commercial and we're back great, But
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we kind of need to wrap
Speaker 2: it up. I have a wake that I have to
Speaker 2: go to. So, but here's my question, if if I
Speaker 2: could ask you, like, what is appropriate to wear to awake?
Speaker 2: Because I don't think I need to wear a suit?
Speaker 2: Like see, I haven't been to many Catholic things in
Speaker 2: my life. The few that I've been to, it runs
Speaker 2: the gamut of people in shorts to sweatpants to gene
Speaker 2: you can be too suits.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear so like, I also have a wake today,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 2: How do you guys both have wakes today? It's just
Speaker 2: a coincidence.
Speaker 1: But then I also know unfortunately Diamond knows somebody that's
Speaker 1: the third and death comes in threes.
Speaker 2: So well, now come with but what should I What
Speaker 2: should I wear? Can I just wear like a button down,
Speaker 2: a nice shirt, button down a shirt.
Speaker 1: You can wear, or a nice button down?
Speaker 2: Is it a wak or is it a viewing? Is
Speaker 2: the body going to be there? I think so, I
Speaker 2: think you needs I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 2: to see it. Well, yeah, but I think if they's
Speaker 2: gonna sit down present, I think you need to have slacks.
Speaker 2: You can't wear jeans. Really, see I wear jeans. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't wear. It depends on your disrespectful. It also depends
Speaker 2: on your relation to the person. Like if you know
Speaker 2: the person it's my neighbor's father, did you ever meet him? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So then I would say you should probably
Speaker 1: wear like nice jeans and a button down.
Speaker 2: I would say slacks. What are you wearing? I'm wearing
Speaker 2: jeans and I'm wanting shirt with Winston cigarettes on it.
Speaker 2: I'm changing into a nice sweater or a black T
Speaker 2: shirt I have. Oh no, no it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a T shirt. It's a black long sleeve shirt.
Speaker 1: It's nice do that, buttons, Uh, no.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look like a stage hand. No again. I
Speaker 2: just think I think a suit is too much. Yea
Speaker 2: is way too much.
Speaker 1: I don't know the person.
Speaker 2: I know them, I know that we're close with them.
Speaker 2: But if you don't like know them, know them. I
Speaker 2: don't still say slacks, khakis, chinos, but I don't go
Speaker 2: up and I don't go up and look. I don't.
Speaker 3: You don't have to do that, but whatever, And I
Speaker 3: judge the people who wear jeans like really.
Speaker 2: And my dad should be BFFs because I feel like
Speaker 2: it's always dressed to the nines. And then you can
Speaker 2: scale back. Your dad wears cufflings on a regular basis.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 1: Everybody still does talk about his outfit with that he
Speaker 1: wore to beetlejuice. Oh yeah, that was a nice shirt.
Speaker 1: I will say that was good. He did, he did.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've only worn dress snazzy, snazzy, shnazzy,
Speaker 2: snazzyy snazzy. I've only worn cufflings once ever, And I
Speaker 2: think it's in that picture right there, when my suit
Speaker 2: was the arms were.
Speaker 1: Too short and why were they too short?
Speaker 2: Well, because you messed it up. Remember that what event
Speaker 2: was that? That wasn't that was Elvis's uh induction into
Speaker 2: the everybody's up. Yeah that's pretty bad because why would
Speaker 2: you trust a twenty three year old to do your suits?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to measure suits, but you did.
Speaker 2: That's right, you did. I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 2: Also some online company where you just put the I
Speaker 2: don't think I would. I would hope not. Yeah, there
Speaker 2: was a tailor on site.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I had to find the tailor. Do you
Speaker 1: think that's the thing. Nobody realizes all these things. If
Speaker 1: something goes wrong, I have to like panic and then
Speaker 1: figure it out.
Speaker 2: You do have a crappy job. Sometimes I find my way,
Speaker 2: but you get it done. I will say that all
Speaker 2: the time. Andrew, I'm like a rodent or a roach.
Speaker 2: A roach, yes, a roach, Yes you are anyway.
Speaker 1: Sam Champion really needs to step dressing like a super villain.
Speaker 2: Could I wear that too? Awake? No? Right, you don't
Speaker 2: wear like that.
Speaker 1: He's also royted out right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at those veins.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: He's very vain.
Speaker 1: He's got to stop.
Speaker 2: He's been turtleneck a lot with with like white sneakers.
Speaker 2: I think he's got some fresh work.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, his face is pulled, pulled tight. Notice how
Speaker 1: his neck is a different color than his face. Criptkeeper
Speaker 1: at the top.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of rains in Miami anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so Sam Champion has been dressing like super villain.
Speaker 2: That's cool. He's laughing all the way to the bank though.
Speaker 2: Whatever he is. Well, maybe we should all go into
Speaker 2: weather reporting. You already do. All right, another episode of
Speaker 2: Serial Killers bolt chat in the books. I do not
Speaker 2: like that. You know that? Go ahead? Play it? Where
Speaker 2: is it? Andrew? Just go ahead, go ahead, let's just
Speaker 2: play that. That's great of shot. I don't like when
Speaker 2: people say in the books, there's another episode in the
Speaker 2: books in the fun and Wagnalls. Yeah, it was in
Speaker 2: the book. So you're writing this down in a book.
Speaker 2: It's in the book of life, Andrew, Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: in the book. Well, I'm gonna go to my book
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna write like, like we'll do one of
Speaker 2: our big iHeart concerts and one of the muckety MUCKs
Speaker 2: will be like another concert in the books. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: did you really just tell me? I can't say in
Speaker 2: the books, but you said one of those muckety MUCKs.
Speaker 2: What the hell is a muckety muck? It's some like
Speaker 2: higher up. Wait.
Speaker 1: Also, I just realized that this means you can't drive
Speaker 1: me home.
Speaker 2: No I cannot. I can't. You're gonna have to take
Speaker 2: a train today like NATed. Yeah, how was that experience
Speaker 2: this morning? Oh? I know every once in.
Speaker 3: A while on the train, I can smell it through
Speaker 3: my mask.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, I have to take the
Speaker 2: three fifty two from Hicksville. What a night. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: they changed it. It's the four oh six now.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got the four to forty four from Northwayeh,
Speaker 3: and it's terrible. I'm like, I'm on the train for
Speaker 3: an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get on the subway. How did you get
Speaker 2: to the train station? Do you really want to know?
Speaker 2: I do? I walked. I walked for thirty minutes. Shut
Speaker 2: the he hell four in the morning through the woods.
Speaker 2: Did you check it up about this on the show? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You should have the way like where my house is.
Speaker 3: You can go on the road where there's no sidewalks
Speaker 3: by the way and walk to the train station. But
Speaker 3: it's like two and a half miles. I can cut
Speaker 3: through the woods and it's only.
Speaker 2: A mile and a half. Is there a path? There is?
Speaker 2: But I got lost at four in the morning. Four
Speaker 2: in the morning. What do you do? Well?
Speaker 3: I had one of those headlamps on and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think it's this one.
Speaker 1: Do you have your headlamp with you?
Speaker 2: Actually, hang on, I need to see the headlamps. I
Speaker 2: have one of those. They're great. Those are great for
Speaker 2: when you're doing work around the house and you need
Speaker 2: both hands. I have two of them. It's energiz Ourselves.
Speaker 2: It's an elastic band with just with a seen them.
Speaker 2: I'm just a man walking in the middle of the wood. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean if I if I came up on that,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, Hi, are you gonna murder me? Are
Speaker 2: you good? Yeah? I have the one that flashes red also, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the one. Mine's pretty much like that. Mine flashes
Speaker 2: red as well. Yeah. But like if I came up
Speaker 2: on you in the woods, I'd be like, like, are
Speaker 2: you digging for gold? If your backpack that's so bad?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, red, And look this is I put this
Speaker 2: on when I was on the road with no sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't hit me, don't hit me, honestly, you have
Speaker 1: that type of luck. That's where it would just be
Speaker 1: like a random Oh hey, here's just a random person,
Speaker 1: and not even a car.
Speaker 2: It would be a golf cart. You get hit by
Speaker 2: like a golf cart in the middle of the probably
Speaker 2: and you know what, those woods were spooky. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's fifteen minutes through the woods and then another fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes on dessert. Is nobody out at that time in
Speaker 2: the morning. Did you start walking fast because you don't
Speaker 2: want to miss the train?
Speaker 3: I knew I still had about a good ten minutes,
Speaker 3: but it's right where all the trains, like a yard
Speaker 3: of the yard, so you hear whistles and you start
Speaker 3: to walk a little faster and.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, probably not mine. That's great.
Speaker 3: The headband really works for you.
Speaker 2: When I have to take the train, it's weird now
Speaker 2: because I used to be able to drive my car there,
Speaker 2: but I can't take the car anymore. But so now
Speaker 2: I have to take an uber to the train station
Speaker 2: and it is becoming the morning. I'm it out, and
Speaker 2: you can't really schedule it because the be an approximate window.
Speaker 2: So the guy's there and.
Speaker 3: Then he's like you didn't show up, and then he
Speaker 3: leaves twenty minutes before.
Speaker 2: The guy hope there's somebody close and it's just it's
Speaker 2: And then I'm waiting at the train station for half
Speaker 2: an hour because I'm way too early. It's just a nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hate taking the train, the trains at that time
Speaker 2: of the morning, I hate it, hate hate. And plus
Speaker 2: when you get into Penn State, where do you go
Speaker 2: into Penn or into a cent central.
Speaker 3: Now, then you've got a race because now that you
Speaker 3: don't have enough subways running, right, So the subways are
Speaker 3: only running like every fifteen minutes, So you got a
Speaker 3: run and pray you get on that train. Otherwise you're
Speaker 3: waiting for fifteen minutes and.
Speaker 2: Then you wind up taking a cab and there's no
Speaker 2: you can't get a yellow taxi in the city anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was standing out there for ten minutes like what
Speaker 2: is going on? And finally I ran to another avenue
Speaker 2: that was going the wrong way. One guy stopped for me, like, dude,
Speaker 2: what is it?
Speaker 3: Well, that's also that's also kind of like shift change hour, right,
Speaker 3: so if that still exists anywhere, I don't know if
Speaker 3: they changed it.
Speaker 2: Well, please, I got it, and the guy was yelling
Speaker 2: and cursing about how Uber took everything away. He did
Speaker 2: pay everything, and like he was he was enraged. I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, he's like, he's like, tell you something.
Speaker 2: I see people on their phones. I don't pick them up.
Speaker 2: I drive right by them. They're trying to get an
Speaker 2: over f them.
Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, it's almost as angry
Speaker 3: as you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, why don't we get out of here? Andrew, Well,
Speaker 2: it's been nice, great, thank you for coming. How long
Speaker 2: we've been out? But we're over an hour? No, we're
Speaker 2: at fifty something. Oh wow with the commercials at over
Speaker 2: an hour?
Speaker 1: Wow, look at that wait for thirty cents boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nate, thank you for stopping by. Its loads of fun.
Speaker 2: I know you needed to kill time and that's why
Speaker 2: you're here, and that's fine, but we appreciate it.
Speaker 3: It just worked out that today worked and I'm glad
Speaker 3: I was here.
Speaker 2: It just worked out that today worked out. It did,
Speaker 2: and uh so, yeah, so check us out on Monday,
Speaker 2: all new serial Killers. Then we're back for another bowl
Speaker 2: chat with Nate. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Will
Speaker 2: it be that, Yeah, that's right, it'll be the next one.
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Speaker 2: it's been really great seeing everybody. Hope you have a
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Speaker 2: that's the only one we have. All right, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for coming. Kay on the kind of three
Speaker 2: one two clink. That's our sound effect. Lame, but we've
Speaker 2: been doing it in every one so we have to
Speaker 2: keep it up. All right, Well, talk to you. Laated
Speaker 2: by Easier