WEBVTT - Your Daughter Bit My Son

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, well about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after the hour anyway. Uh, it is my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today. The subject my man wants to

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<v Speaker 1>play follow the leader. My man wants to play follow

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<v Speaker 1>the leader. But right now, nephew in the building with

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<v Speaker 1>today's praying phone call, what do you have for us today?

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<v Speaker 1>Nef your daughter bit my son? I your daughter bit

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<v Speaker 1>bit my son? Pronounce your bees? Yeah with me? Now

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter bit bit my son running that cat running

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<v Speaker 1>that Hello? Hello this look do you do you do

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter go to little Academy? Yes, and her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Listen your daughter and bit my son. Uh, Joshua

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<v Speaker 1>want on the back my daughter? You know this is Wilson,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter the bait my son down. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>call my house and tell me my daughter bit you

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<v Speaker 1>say and be cussing at me. Lady, I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter secura bit my son Joshua on the back,

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<v Speaker 1>And I just said no. Two things. One my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't bite nobody, and two, don't call my house with

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<v Speaker 1>this tone. I called with any kind of tone when

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<v Speaker 1>I want to call with all I'm saying is your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter then bait my son in the back. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you. All I'm saying is, don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house with this to saying some that my daughter beat

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<v Speaker 1>your child in the back. My daughter has manners and

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't be biting nobody in the back. You know, somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>how the hell you know what your daughter gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>doing if you ain't there my daughter, you're raised your

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<v Speaker 1>You just come in one month and trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of daddy work your daughter. But four years old,

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<v Speaker 1>How the hel you you know how that? Damn well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been up for four years. What you being? My

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<v Speaker 1>daughter does not be biting people around in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the neck or anything like that. What the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? Don't call my house with this

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<v Speaker 1>where I don't you figure I'm a weekend daddy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you about what's going on with my child. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you got your facts straight. So next

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<v Speaker 1>time you call somebody to tell them about their child,

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<v Speaker 1>figure out everything about your child first. All I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is that the people at the academy said Secrol, my

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<v Speaker 1>son Joshua were in the back. Well, I can't understand

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying because I don't like your tongue. So

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<v Speaker 1>don't call me about my baby. Have her mama called me?

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<v Speaker 1>It that make no difference. If a mama or daddy

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<v Speaker 1>called long with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this why you ain't up on me? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you still calling me? And why are you yelling at me?

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<v Speaker 1>My child didn't bite your child in the back. When

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up my child. They didn't say to me

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<v Speaker 1>your child is body in the back? My child every day,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said in the first lady, you must be

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of weekend daddy. You know my child. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with my child every day. You are you, I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>my I don't even know who Joshua is. She should

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<v Speaker 1>have just hit him in the head. You ain't what

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't gonna do and city and talk about my baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You asked me to lower my child. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up one moment, Lory Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>called back? Call her back, cat Hell, don't hang up

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<v Speaker 1>on me no more. Lay again. I'm gonna call you

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<v Speaker 1>until you tell me why you your child and beat

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<v Speaker 1>me just bite my child in the back. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not in the mood to play with you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna mess and get you and your child. You

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<v Speaker 1>and your child, You don't whoa guess what shaquire got her? Daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about whipping somebody. Daddy else to say. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't call my house and threaten me and my job.

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<v Speaker 1>If my child beat up child, that's what your child

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<v Speaker 1>is up. He got whoop daughter whooped? Your sounds just

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<v Speaker 1>probably want me to last trying the little fast. Not

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<v Speaker 1>in those kids. You're gonna be talking about fake facts.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't bite them in the back. She might have worked,

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<v Speaker 1>but my daughter don play. Now keep talking. You found

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<v Speaker 1>my phone number, find my address and have kids. Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>beat you what I said, Bring you over again with

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<v Speaker 1>my babies, the same care with your babies. My baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy gonna whip y'all. Bring it on. I'm coming over

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<v Speaker 1>there and beat you and your child. You don't call

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<v Speaker 1>a woman and telling you coming over to behind child.

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<v Speaker 1>You come over here and beat her. Daddy, Come over

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<v Speaker 1>here and beat your kids. Daddy. He don't he don't

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<v Speaker 1>want not to me. You don't want this. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>my way overout now, bring it on. Somebody gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>take daddy off week. He ain't got no damn job.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a job. Y'all gonna make me come over

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<v Speaker 1>out of night. Bring it on right now? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm gonna tell you something up and to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me something else. You're gonna get bit and your

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<v Speaker 1>baby gonna get bit too. You donna bite me and

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<v Speaker 1>my baby they're gonna whoop yo. Can I say something

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Say something to me? Few timing from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got pr Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>am shame. You just got pregnant. Your sister Glenda told me,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, she said get she said, you always tell

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<v Speaker 1>never get me that. I told that wouldn't happen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't call somebody talking about baby. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>where it kill me. Don't don't call on ad. You

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<v Speaker 1>got my heart hurt. Look, can I ask you something?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you? What is the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show? You some time

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<v Speaker 1>I go too far, you know with But that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it's about. You have to go. It's about thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't go to far. You're not going anywhere. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't going far enough. Thank you. My brothers, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna but you do it every daytime, I'd be nervous

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<v Speaker 1>for you, so scared I do. I'll yeah, can I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something? Sure, I didn't have my ass that

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<v Speaker 1>don't bother you. You're trying to really do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you've been to really do When you look at

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<v Speaker 1>it like that, all I'm gonna end up with his

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<v Speaker 1>ass to prank. Don't still be that. I'm we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>run it, okay, So that man, if you want you man,

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<v Speaker 1>not where we get okay? All right? The second, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>a few Friday night all the second d a ass Philadelphia,

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania sounds like Philly to me, or throwing a summer

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<v Speaker 1>sware hosted by yours truly and a few time of

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And it's all going down

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<v Speaker 1>the same weekend that the Cappa Conton play will be

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<v Speaker 1>in the city. Baby, we'll be there, y'all, come hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with your boy. August second, Friday night. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>summer swar. It's a party of y'all. The nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>hosting that thing, and we're gonna have fun. The second

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<v Speaker 1>August and third, I'm on a plane headed to Saginaw, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Saganaw Michigan, Michigan, Huntington Event Park at Dow

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<v Speaker 1>Event Center, seven o'clock. The show jumps off. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to miss it. Saganaw the Nephew coming to town.

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<v Speaker 1>Been years since have been there, so get ready to

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<v Speaker 1>get your tickets in. Don't see it right now. August thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>first Labor Day weekend. But THEESDA Blues and Jazz Supper,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was waiting for. When are you singing?

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<v Speaker 1>And what instrumental? Start the comedy set because I want

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to miss any of it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do my first number, surely I do. Uh. You'll never

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<v Speaker 1>find another love like MiNet, Tommy Tommy. Uh, you need blues,

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<v Speaker 1>the brawls bar man, back it up, man, I love

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<v Speaker 1>that from the jackpoint. You ain't of Jerusalem. J J. Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>he's able, he's able boy. Uh you know what, let

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<v Speaker 1>me throw this in following weekend. After that, September the

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<v Speaker 1>seventh Saturday night, I will be in Greenville. That's right, Greenville,

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina. That's at the Greenville Convention Center. Tickets on

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<v Speaker 1>sale right now. I'm on the road, y'all. Soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I get through, we're taping this Ready to Love my

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<v Speaker 1>second season of my TV show. I'll be back on

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<v Speaker 1>the road slanging chokes. That's what I know. But you

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<v Speaker 1>told everybody who that's all I got. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something to everybody to run up and try. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna winna win, got it? Oh you needed one? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, ne you, thank you. Fellas. Up next, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a Strawberry Letters subject. My man wants to play

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<v Speaker 1>Follow the Leader. We'll get into it right after this