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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey apparently got drunk the other.

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Speaker 1: Night and made a bad decision at midnight, but he's

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go over that in a brand new What's

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Speaker 2: But first the comments.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I saw one from stitch Kitty who said

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Speaker 2: If you read my comment, I'm not above a bribe.

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Speaker 3: I love listening to you guys, and I'm certain my

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Speaker 3: coworkers think I'm insane because I always say some of

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Speaker 3: the segment intros out loud every day, such as, Hello,

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Speaker 3: It just makes me feel like I'm a part of

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Speaker 2: You're from Houston.

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Speaker 1: That is so rad and you knew the way to

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Speaker 1: Alexis's hard as well.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: Just for you, stitch Kitty, this full hour is dead

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Speaker 5: Sometimes on this show we'll recognize our hero of the week,

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Speaker 5: But never before have we honored our most unlucky person alive.

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Speaker 2: I like they were just making up awards left and right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the power to do it. I'm Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning, and today's unlucky Laddie is

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Speaker 5: a man named Joshua Spristerbach What a name. Back in

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Speaker 2: Okay, are they gonna help him get services that he needs?

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Speaker 5: No, well, he didn't have any idea on him. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: So cops went to their patrol car, ran a background check,

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Speaker 1: Where they probably didn't believe him when he finally told

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Speaker 5: Nobody was buying that.

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Speaker 6: We've heard that before.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, speaking of escaped mental patients, jab he said, you

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's my job. I get paid for it.

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Speaker 6: Happy April Fool's Day, everybody, or as they call it

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Speaker 6: On this show, we've covered a lot of the infamous

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Speaker 6: You just have to tell me is that prank totally true?

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Speaker 6: In twenty sixteen, Coke announced a new variety with a

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Speaker 3: They should do it if they have it. So let's

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Speaker 6: In twenty seventeen, Burger King launched Wopper flavored toothpaste, taking

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Speaker 1: Well, we just talked about the Reeses tooth past and

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Speaker 2: Totally true, Brooks, Is totally true.

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Speaker 6: It is true Wopper toothpaste. I have a very pixelated

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Speaker 6: All right, Jose, were over to you. One and two

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Speaker 4: April fools, Jake, I'm really going with eight. Look at

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Speaker 6: Okay, number eight, Jose. In twenty seventeen, Bushes Beans wanted

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Speaker 8: Did the April fool Bush's big jelly beans.

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Speaker 5: Put that on your sloppy Joe.

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Speaker 7: It is cute.

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Speaker 2: This is fake.

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Speaker 6: Jose thinks that's in April fool I'm sorry. Bush's jelly

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Speaker 6: All right, Jeffrey, we're talking April fools Day pranks because

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Speaker 6: Jose got his wrong. So we're over to you. You

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Speaker 5: I'll take number five, all right.

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Speaker 6: In twenty seventeen, Netflix unveiled Are you still watching? Really?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry this sounds like such a good prank phone

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Speaker 5: Most mind numbing thoughts shared by people who shouldn't be

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Speaker 5: a brand new edition of What's on Your Mind.

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Speaker 5: What's on your Mind with Brook. You should not see

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Speaker 1: So my daughter's getting older in sports, and for the

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Speaker 1: So we had our first tournament ever and I thought cool.

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Speaker 12: Y'all.

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Speaker 2: People are bringing full on living rooms to these events.

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Speaker 4: Woefully I'm prepared.

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Speaker 2: It is a wild thing.

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Speaker 1: And at one point my kid gets injured. Right, She's fine,

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Speaker 1: she's bleeding a little bit. It's no big deal, right,

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Speaker 5: It'll be fine.

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Speaker 7: She actually has the assistant. She's like, scalpel.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if travel ball is the right fit,

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Speaker 5: what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Well, the other day I ordered flowers from a florist

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Speaker 4: Sick, Okay, And I fill everything out online and I put.

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Speaker 4: I realized I messed up one word in the little message.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I call and I'm on the phone with this guy.

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Speaker 5: This is why.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm like, it's supposed to say I'm here for you,

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Speaker 5: I can't read this word.

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Speaker 5: Like what is going on there for you?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: So then he's like, okay.

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Speaker 5: Now I got it.

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Speaker 8: So we fixed the message, and then he says, by

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Speaker 8: the way, you ordered something called the Premium Treasure bocave

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Speaker 8: like one hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I don't know what

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Speaker 5: For it sounds very romantic, throw together.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like this man has a legit business.

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Speaker 1: You found something online and he's selling flowers letting back out.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, said she didn't get the flowers, but I swear

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Speaker 3: So I mentioned it many times how my struggle with

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Speaker 1: Struggle continues, Yeah, I mean she moves through life with

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Speaker 3: Struggle still continues untill the other day. Oh yes, because

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Speaker 3: I'm here the starting line of the race and first

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Speaker 3: is about to run, and she's like, hey, coach, can

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Speaker 3: you hold my phone for me? And I was like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, yes, of course, I'll hold your phone

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Speaker 5: But then the.

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Speaker 3: Next boek came up. It was like, hey, I these

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Speaker 2: I have to go run.

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Speaker 5: Oh you're coming to mother didn't even care.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited.

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Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, they know I'm not one of them.

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Speaker 3: New girls in the starting line, She's like, I need

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Speaker 2: Why couldn't you run with a band aid? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I probably After I was like, I probably actually should

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Speaker 4: She needs to to kiss it.

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Speaker 3: After I don't care because I was on cloud I

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Speaker 3: They know I'm a coach. I made it, and I

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be fifty bucks for dinner tonight.

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Speaker 2: And I wait, here's my che up. Gum?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it come so far. You ever had a really long,

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Speaker 2: Yes, like you mean every every week?

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Speaker 5: Well that was me this past Friday night. When I

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Speaker 5: I cracked open some Angry Orchard Apple ciders I did,

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Speaker 2: Let you how many did you.

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Speaker 5: Have enough to not remember?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Half a one? You woke up the next morning and

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Speaker 5: I thinking. I'll show you the screenshot of what it is.

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Speaker 6: Wow mask.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a light blue scheme mask.

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Speaker 5: With the holes cut out.

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Speaker 1: Just for the eyes and the mouth part, so you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And to be clear, it's not snowing where we live.

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Speaker 5: I'm not planning a ski trip coming up anytime soon.

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Speaker 5: So I was like, why did I walk? I have

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Speaker 5: no idea, So I canceled the order. And now I'm

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Speaker 5: I did something outside during the evening. Oh wow, But

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Speaker 5: I don't want to know what.

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Speaker 2: It was, and I am not going to scroll through

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Speaker 6: And actually, can I get that back?

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Speaker 5: But it just shows it is dangerous to drink alone,

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Speaker 5: especially on angry orchard, so be careful. That's what's on

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Speaker 5: our minds. Text In does have an eight five, nine

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Speaker 5: to two. You could tell us what's been on yours.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared what's been on

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Speaker 5: I am begging you guys to get Jeff to go

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Speaker 5: on Cameo so we can request birthday parodies. Seven laugh emojis.

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Speaker 5: That's from Sarah.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is write like ten to

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Speaker 2: I don't see a problem.

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Speaker 3: You don't need sleep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and only the best people are on Cameo for sure.

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Speaker 5: I just looked up Lisa Rena's on there. Sean love it.

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Speaker 5: Definitely only the biggest stars go there. Another text says, man,

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Speaker 5: I love the show. I'm listening to Second Date updates

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Speaker 5: on my phone right now. I love Jose's laugh three

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Speaker 4: That'd be so funny.

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Speaker 5: Say no, I don't know who you're talking to, and

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Another text says I drive about five hundred miles a

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Speaker 5: been listening for years. Y'all make my day every single day.

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Speaker 5: Thank y'all very much.

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Speaker 7: We appreciate y'all.

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Speaker 2: Why are you so awkward when you say.

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Speaker 5: Y'all, I'm not a y'all sayer. That's not I'm not

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Speaker 5: a natural y'all speak.

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Speaker 2: You would practice it more.

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Speaker 4: Caramel guy, Yeah, that's sophisticated.

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Speaker 5: Probably. And by the way, if you think we make

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Speaker 5: your five hundred mile drive better, you should try liquor.

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Speaker 5: It makes us funnier, so much funnier. Give it a shot.

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Speaker 5: But we're not going to do any more advice.

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Speaker 3: For you brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You've heard the phrase do it for the plot, Yes,

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Speaker 5: where you're out doing something and you think, oh, this

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Speaker 5: is a bad idea. I probably shouldn't be here. Why

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Speaker 5: But if you survive it, then it's worth it.

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Speaker 2: It's still sorry, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 5: Just for that story and the experience alone, I promise you.

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Speaker 5: One of the dates that we're about to hear from

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Speaker 5: he chose to stick it out and did it for

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Speaker 5: the plot. Okay, we're all gonna hear it in a

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Speaker 5: brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming up right

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Speaker 3: Two hopeless daters, one dating app.

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Speaker 7: That dares you to swipe right.

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Speaker 6: The question is who's.

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Speaker 5: Love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: It is the dating games show that just published a

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Speaker 5: pop up picture book of erotic handshakes. Who wait till

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Speaker 5: you see page twenty three. It's Battle of the Tender Dates,

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Speaker 5: where two of our listeners go head to head to

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Speaker 5: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she's extremely close

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Speaker 5: with her family, and that's why she has a tattoo

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Speaker 5: on her lower back of her dad giving a big

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Speaker 5: thumbs up. Please welcome show and tell Aubrey Elle, I

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Speaker 5: haven't got it Dad approved tramps.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like a whole portrait.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's just family love. And in the other corner,

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Speaker 5: she loves to quote the movie Anchorman on her first dates,

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Speaker 5: but only the side characters say hello to wham Me Tammy,

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Speaker 5: Hi down.

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Speaker 1: You really would have had to watch that movie in

451
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Speaker 1: the last five years, so understand that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that is true.

453
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Speaker 5: Sixty percent of the time it works. Here's how the

454
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Speaker 5: game works. One contestant, we'll start by telling one of

455
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Speaker 5: their worst date stories. Then we'll try to counter with

456
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Speaker 5: the nightmare story of their own. We're going back and

457
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Speaker 5: forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's

458
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Speaker 5: start it off with show and tell. Aubreyelle, go for me.

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Speaker 14: Well, I was out with a guy.

460
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 15: And he would not look me in the eyes.

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00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 5: Oh, I hate that.

462
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 2: Well, some people are really uncomfortable with It's.

463
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 5: Uncomfortable if they're doing it on purpose, or if he's

464
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 5: looking at the tattoo of your dad.

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Speaker 2: I can hear.

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Speaker 11: If I'm on a date with him, maybe he should

467
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Speaker 11: look at me.

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Speaker 15: Okay, okay, I'm like, dude, is everything okay? And he said, oh,

469
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Speaker 15: eye contact his intimate So he only does it on

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Speaker 15: the third dated.

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Speaker 2: You literally have never heard of anyone that moves that slowly.

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Speaker 5: Let's keep moving on, Tammy. Can you counter?

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Speaker 16: So I went out with this guy and he brings

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Speaker 16: his laptop to a dinner date because he said he

475
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Speaker 16: had to keep an eye on his pet.

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Speaker 5: Oh, like, maybe he's pet sick or something.

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Speaker 2: Get a smartphone. Yeah, like the rest of the world.

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Speaker 10: So I'm like, okay, like maybe he's got to cart

479
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Speaker 10: a dog at home.

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Speaker 16: Maybe. And I kind of like lean over and he's

481
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Speaker 16: watching his.

482
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Speaker 5: Fish tank, his fish tank.

483
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Speaker 10: Like on a live stream.

484
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Speaker 16: And I swear he paid more attention to the.

485
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Speaker 10: Fish the whole night than he did me.

486
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Speaker 8: It's like when parents leave their kids alone for the

487
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Speaker 8: first time. I'm not used to not being around my baby.

488
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Speaker 10: It's a fish and it was weird.

489
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Speaker 16: And get back ahead.

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Speaker 10: I ordered the salmon.

491
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Speaker 5: Oh that's dark, let's move on. We're around two now,

492
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Speaker 5: So Aubrey Elle, we're back to you.

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Speaker 15: I was coordinating with a guy for a date and

494
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Speaker 15: he set me to a location to meet him at

495
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Speaker 15: and it was some random street. So I go there

496
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Speaker 15: and this fool bus pulls up.

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Speaker 14: And doors open and it's him.

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Speaker 15: No what he's the driver?

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Speaker 1: Okay, is it his personal school bus or does he

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Speaker 1: work for a school?

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Speaker 15: He works for school.

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Speaker 14: He tells me that this is my rock.

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Speaker 15: I'm going to be done soon.

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Speaker 10: Soho hoh go.

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Speaker 5: Did you do it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 15: Actually, hurry up, hurry up.

509
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Speaker 11: The kids can't be late for their parents.

510
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Speaker 14: So I'm like, okay.

511
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Speaker 15: So we finished the shift and drive to a bar.

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Speaker 5: At that point, Oh yeah, it's not the worst date

513
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 5: that we've ever heard on this segment. So that's amazing,

514
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Speaker 5: Tammy tossing it over to you.

515
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Speaker 16: So a guy invited to be over to watch a

516
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Speaker 16: movie at this place and I get there and he

517
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Speaker 16: didn't have any furniture.

518
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Speaker 10: Except for one chair in the center of the room.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, that sounds like a typical bro It.

520
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Speaker 10: Look like a wooden chair from like a dining table.

521
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Speaker 10: And he's like, oh, we can take turns.

522
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Speaker 5: Sitting. He's willing to share.

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Speaker 2: I think it's wild that he's gonna sit there while

524
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Speaker 2: she sits on the floor.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, that go even crazier. He was like, I'm going

526
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Speaker 16: to sit first, like expected me to lean against the wall.

527
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Speaker 5: You first seat unto the third and final round here.

528
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Speaker 5: That means we need your best stories, ladies, So show

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Speaker 5: and tell Aubrielle, what have you got for us?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 15: I met this guy is I'm going to bring my

532
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Speaker 15: camera to our hiking date.

533
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Speaker 11: We're gonna do a fun photo shoot.

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Speaker 15: So I'm like, okay, so I just up here than

535
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Speaker 15: I would normally like for a hike. We get there

536
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Speaker 15: and he hands me the camera and says I'm ready,

537
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Speaker 15: and he takes his shirt off and begins posing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he never said he was the one taking the pictures. Yeah,

539
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 2: he just said he likes the pictures.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Okayammy Tammy, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 16: So I'm at a bar and.

543
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 10: I meet this guy and he.

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Speaker 16: Was pretty charming and we have a few drinks and

545
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Speaker 16: afterwards he's like, hey, do you want to walk over

546
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Speaker 16: to my place? And I'm feeling him, so I'm like, yeah,

547
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 16: let's do.

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Speaker 9: It, all right.

549
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 10: So we go and it's this huge house and he

550
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 10: has this go around and like ultimately climb through a.

551
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Speaker 16: Window and I'm kind of like, is this even his house?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 16: It was his old frat house from college.

554
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Speaker 5: Oh my god, sick.

555
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Speaker 1: I mean, Jeff, you can't get in trouble for breaking

556
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Speaker 1: and entering in those places.

557
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 5: No, everything's already broken.

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Speaker 12: Yes.

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Speaker 10: It was just so embarrassing because then there's all these

560
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 10: frack guys there and they're.

561
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Speaker 16: Just rolling their eyes when they see him.

562
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Speaker 2: Ah, the old guy that won't leave.

563
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Speaker 5: I'm a legend around here, still bringing girls. That's the

564
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Speaker 5: final bell. And that means the match is over. We

565
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 5: need to score it. Good luck to our judges, Alexis,

566
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Speaker 5: who are you giving it to Tammy?

567
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Speaker 3: For the guy with the one chair.

568
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Speaker 6: Up before one?

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Speaker 5: Vote for Tammy Brook.

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Speaker 2: Dude, if you've ever been in a frat house? Wins?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, congratulations Whammy, Tammy, lovely lady of the week. How

572
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 5: does that feel?

573
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Speaker 10: I mean I had to suffer for this victory, but

574
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Speaker 10: I feel as well earned.

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00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 2: Oh well, don't stay at a frat house again.

576
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 10: You're too old, so embarrassing.

577
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 5: That was Battle of the Tender dates text in seven

578
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Speaker 5: eighty five nine two if you want up here on

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Speaker 5: the next edition. We got a phone tap coming up

580
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Speaker 5: right after this. All right, it's time for your phone tap.

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Speaker 5: And today, Oh wait, my zippers undone, what April.

582
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Speaker 2: I did?

583
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: Totally look, I'm really looking at your junk right now,

584
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go left.

585
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Speaker 5: We have a tradition on this show where we try

586
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 5: to do April Fool's phone taps on people, and we

587
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 5: recorded one earlier this morning with a woman who says

588
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Speaker 5: she spotted possible fraud charges on her account. So Jose

589
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Speaker 5: pretends to be a customer service wrap and here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: On any other day of the year, he would try

591
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Speaker 5: and help fix her issue, of course.

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00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure he would.

593
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, because it's April first, he's a little skeptical because

594
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 17: he's been the victim of many pranks in years past,

595
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Speaker 17: and he doesn't want to fall for it again. You'll

596
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Speaker 17: hear it in your special April Fool's Edition.

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Speaker 5: Phone tap right.

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00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: Now, I's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hi, I'm looking to speak with Jenny.

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Speaker 9: Please.

602
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 4: Hi, Jenny. My name is Bobby Thompson.

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Speaker 2: I work at Credit Union.

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Speaker 8: I was just calling because we received an email from

605
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 8: you about a potential fraud purchase on your debit card.

606
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you look in that?

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Speaker 14: There's a couple of charges on the other I don't recall.

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00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I bet you'd really like me to look

609
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 8: into that, wouldn't you.

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00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's why I sent an email.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, huh, you like.

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00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 5: That if I looked up your account?

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Speaker 4: Right.

614
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Speaker 8: Let me guess I'm going to start typing and all

615
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 8: of a sudden there's some type of invisible gorilla glue

616
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Speaker 8: on my keyboard.

617
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 8: Not falling for that one that happened last year. I'm

619
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Speaker 8: not letting it happen again.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, could you just look in my own account please, I'm.

621
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Speaker 8: Not an idiot. What everybody knows what day it is today.

622
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 8: It's April Fool's Day, okay, and I'm not.

623
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Speaker 4: Falling for this.

624
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 10: I realized it's April Fool's Day.

625
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,719
Speaker 14: But I called into you guys because I'm just worried

626
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 14: that there's something going.

627
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Speaker 12: On at my account.

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Speaker 14: Can you please look at it her?

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Speaker 6: All right?

630
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Speaker 8: Whatever you say, just tell me about these quote potentially

631
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Speaker 8: fraudulent purchases.

632
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 14: Well, they are real purchases. It's just that some of

633
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 14: them are mine and some of them I've never done

634
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 14: to or used. Like there's one here for Shila's Day spa.

635
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 14: I've never been there, never heard of it.

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00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 12: So that's fine.

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00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 6: Okay.

638
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 8: Let me guess you want me to start typing and

639
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 8: taking notes.

640
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 6: On all this.

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00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 14: Okay, you're just being rude and I'm asking you to

642
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 14: do your job.

643
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 11: So if you.

644
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Speaker 8: Wait a minute, are you friends with Katie? Did she

645
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 8: put you up to the hold on Katie?

646
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Speaker 10: Katie?

647
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Speaker 7: Is this you? This is you?

648
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 10: Huh?

649
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 4: Don't look at me like that, Katie.

650
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 7: You look guilty.

651
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 5: Oh my god, scoundrel.

652
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,239
Speaker 14: I don't care if it's April fol Day or not.

653
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Speaker 14: I have nothing to do with any joke that you

654
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Speaker 14: think this is. I just want you to look into

655
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Speaker 14: my account and see what is going on.

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Speaker 8: Okay, but only if you promise it's not going to

657
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Speaker 8: be like last year Ryan had.

658
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Speaker 1: Just give me a favorite.

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Speaker 14: I want to speak to someone else. Could you put

660
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Speaker 14: me on someone in charge of you, all professional than

661
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Speaker 14: you can.

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Speaker 4: I transfer you.

663
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Speaker 14: I want to speak to your manager.

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Speaker 8: As soon as I press the transfer button, I'm going

665
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Speaker 8: to get shocked or something. Electrical current is gonna run

666
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 8: through my body over got me.

667
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Speaker 6: Pull this trick in the book.

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Speaker 14: And when I find out what your name is, I

669
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Speaker 14: hope you lose your job because you are an idiot.

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00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 14: You're an absolute idiot, and noboddy that.

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Speaker 15: Knows you is a fool.

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Speaker 14: Okayool, a fool.

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Speaker 4: Coincidence that you called me a fool. You know what

674
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 4: day it is today?

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Speaker 14: Listen to me, sir. I am a real person with

676
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 14: the complaint, and now I gotta deal with a pole

677
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Speaker 14: like you give me your boss because okay, you get fired.

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00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 7: Oh I'm gonna get fired.

679
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 8: Let me guess my boss is gonna call me into

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Speaker 8: the office and the second I walk in.

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Speaker 4: Boom, I'm covered in saran wrap.

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Speaker 7: April Fools, I know it.

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00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 4: I will not fall for that one either.

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Speaker 14: Come on, you have nothing better to do today? Are

685
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 14: you bored at your job? Is that why you gotta

686
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 14: just kiss people?

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Speaker 8: I actually am really bored right now. You are, yeah,

688
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 8: because I'm actually not even from the bank or anywhere.

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00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 5: I'm at a radio station.

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Speaker 14: You're out of what.

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00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 7: I'm at a radio station.

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00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 4: This is a prank. My name is jose from Brick

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00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 5: On you right now.

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Speaker 14: Are you freaking kid?

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00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 9: This?

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00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 8: You're Bestrid and Delilah set you up because she wanted

698
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 8: to pull an epic April Fool's frank on you.

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00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 14: Oh you freaking kill her?

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Speaker 6: And I apologize.

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00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I'm so endearious because this is on

702
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 14: the radio. Oh my god, I sound like such.

703
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 8: If you really want to get back at your friend Elilah,

704
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 8: let me take care of it. I'll tank her credit score.

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00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 8: Right now.

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00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 6: I'm at the.

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00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: Bank going let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Boom.

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00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 7: It's a three.

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00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 5: Hey, Happy April Fools.

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00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 14: Jenny, thank you, you're awesome.

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00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 16: You pitch me off and take my day.

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00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 2: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 5: Some people like to show up to a first date

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00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 5: five or ten minutes early, just to scope it out,

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00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 5: get their bearings, or an Alexis's case, to handle the

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00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 5: insurance information after she hops the curb and smashes into

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Speaker 5: the corner of the restaurant. But one of our listeners.

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Speaker 2: No denying it from Alexis over there.

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Speaker 5: You know that's true.

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00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 5: One of our listeners purposely arrived over an hour ahead,

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Speaker 5: and you'll never believe what he did during that time

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Speaker 5: to prepare for his date. Did it backfire or help him?

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Speaker 5: We're gonna find out in a brand new second Date update.

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Speaker 2: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Second Date Update experts say, with all the competition nowadays

729
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Speaker 5: on the dating apps, your first line has to be

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Speaker 5: air tight. You might not get a second chance, and

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Speaker 5: that's why our listener, Jamison says, he came up with

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Speaker 5: his own strategic approach and apparently he was successful at

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Speaker 5: least for the moment.

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Speaker 1: Well, it mean he's on the phone with us, so

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Speaker 1: we always judge that word pretty harshly.

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Speaker 5: Well, I do wonder if the line would work on us.

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Speaker 5: So Jamison, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hey guys, glad to be here.

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Speaker 2: Look at that Jeffrey wants you to use a line

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Speaker 2: on him.

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00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 5: Just your voice alone is work.

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00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 2: Maybe I was just an audio message to her.

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Speaker 5: You have a great voice, Jamison.

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00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 9: I appreciate it. Thank you.

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00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 5: Okay.

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00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 2: So are we getting straight to the line.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I just want Jamison to talk.

748
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 2: About why are you pushing?

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00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 5: I don't know? Quiet, quiet and whispery? What's uh? So

750
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 5: you said you met a girl on the dating apps.

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00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 5: What's her name?

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00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 9: Yeah? So her name is val all right?

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00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 5: And what was your strategic approach that you used?

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00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 9: Uh So my opening line was I've been searching for you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Like the whisper voice with the searching is I take

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Speaker 1: it back?

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00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 5: Yeah? So she responded to that.

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Speaker 9: Yes, she was very confused, but she was like, what

760
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 9: what do you mean? And I responded, your Valhalla, I've

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Speaker 9: been searching for.

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Speaker 5: You, Vala the King Afterworld?

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00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 8: Yes?

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00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 10: Wow?

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00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Did she get you? Did she get your Viking joke?

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 9: She ended up sending an eye roll emoji before she

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00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 9: still wanted to talk after that.

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Speaker 8: So, okay, sometimes and no one's gonna agree with me

771
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 8: on this, but someone in the world will.

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Speaker 4: Jokes are so bad they're good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, none, brust dude, everyone that listens to this show.

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it must have worked if you're able

775
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 5: to get a date with her, because I'm assuming that's

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Speaker 5: where your story is going.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, So we talked for a little while. We kind

778
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 9: of matched interest, and so one thing led to another

779
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 9: and we ended up going on a date to a

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Speaker 9: farmer's market. Actually, wow, not quite.

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Speaker 2: The afterworld, is it, But I guess it'll do.

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00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 5: But it worked, Man, it did work.

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Speaker 2: I was a farmer's market. That's always a cute date.

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Speaker 2: Stuff to look at, stuff to talk about.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. So I actually went to the farmer's market, especially

786
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Speaker 9: an hour early, whoa, because yeah, I wanted to familiarize

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Speaker 9: myself with the vendors and whatnot. So I went around

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Speaker 9: and had a few conversations, made myself familiar.

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Speaker 2: You, so you could be a tour guide to her.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, she seems like a good idea for me.

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Speaker 8: You know, that is kind of sweet to be, like, Hey,

792
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 8: if you like strawberries, I don't know exactly where they are.

793
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 10: Kind of.

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00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 2: Like, listen, this honey comes from a special group of bees.

795
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Speaker 2: It only feast on clovers.

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00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 9: Also, I kind of wanted to make myself look like

797
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Speaker 9: a big shot, so when we were walking around, you know,

798
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 9: people would know me. I get a little recognition.

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Speaker 2: Support Local weekly.

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Speaker 7: When you don't, I meant you, like an hour ago.

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Speaker 2: Was she impressed?

802
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 9: It only happened once? But you know it did happen.

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00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 4: Okay at one time. Must have felt good.

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00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 9: You know, I won't lie. I kind of felt like

805
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 9: I owned the place a little that day.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, everybody knows y big shot at the farmers market.

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00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 4: All right, you're running the farmers market.

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00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: That's super cool.

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00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: Uh, it's not a flex for you.

810
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 5: I'd love to hear, like, did you and vow connect

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00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 5: over stuff? For Were you just going around showing off

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00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 5: how cool you were?

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00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 9: I bought her an iced coffee and then we kind

814
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 9: of just talked about stuff after that.

815
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Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you guys connect over?

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00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 9: Some of our interests, books, TV shows, some of the

817
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 9: art we saw at the farmers market.

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Speaker 2: We both like food.

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Speaker 5: M M, you eat me too? Do you like markets?

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00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 9: Yep?

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Speaker 6: You like farmers.

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00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wow, let's get married.

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Speaker 2: We're giving you a really hard time, it does.

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00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 5: It sounds like a very sweet It does in a way.

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00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 8: The fact that there aren't these crazy things happening is good.

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Speaker 8: You're having kind of a normal date.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean that sounds good now. But she's not

828
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 9: calling me back or like returning my chext so I

829
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 9: don't know what's up.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm sure Alexis is thinking what I am.

831
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 2: She's intimidated by the king of the farmers.

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00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly where my head was at.

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00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many would be.

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Speaker 5: But was it like when you look back on the

835
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Speaker 5: farmer's market, was there any moments that you think could

836
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 5: have been seen as a red flag for her, or

837
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 5: any like lulls in the date?

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00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 9: You know, I kind of thought I may have spent

839
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 9: more time speaking to the vendors than her.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh did that backfire?

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00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 2: Maybe?

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00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 9: Yeah? I think it could have, because vendors they love

843
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 9: to talk. Yeah, so, you know, I tried to get

844
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 9: a little bit of a loan time with her at

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Speaker 9: the end. So there was a bar across the street.

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Speaker 9: We went over. There had a few mosas, but it

847
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 9: only lasted about twenty minutes before we had to go.

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Speaker 8: Oh, okay, well that's I mean, Mimosa Farmers Market.

849
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Speaker 2: It's a cute day, it is.

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00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I thought it was cute, but I

851
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 9: guess she didn't. You know, when we left, I went

852
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 9: in for a hug, but it kind of became awkward

853
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 9: and left on weird energy.

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00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 5: I guess how was the hug awkward?

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00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 2: They can be really bad sometimes.

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00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 9: I went in for a side hug, and I guess

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00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 9: she didn't really read that, so she tried to give

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00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 9: me like a high five or something.

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00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 7: One of those situations.

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00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: Okay, like that, like you couldn't even.

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00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 5: Hug, right, it feels bad to leave on an awkward note.

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00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was weird. You know, our navels kind of connected,

864
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 9: but they also didn't.

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Speaker 5: Oh actually, it's sexier than I thought the way you

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00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 5: described unattractive kind of hot. But all right, the bottom

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Speaker 5: line is val is not calling you back. So let's

868
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Speaker 5: go on an official search for Valhalla see if we

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Speaker 5: can bring her back to the Promised Land and reconnect

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Speaker 5: her with Jamison. When you do your second date update

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00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 5: right after this, hold on.

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Speaker 9: Man, I appreciate it, guys, Thank you.

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00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 5: We appreciate you.

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00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Date updates Welcome back to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Second date updates dramatic as we embark on an epic

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Speaker 5: journey searching for vow Hola. It's just it's Val, a

878
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 5: woman that our listener Jamison went out with for a

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00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 5: day at the farmer's market, and now she's not calling

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00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 5: him back. So we've decided to band together and take

881
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 5: up his noble quest to say, not tomorrow, not yesterday,

882
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 5: but now Hella shall be ours or Jameson's or.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna end with the Viking funeral. I don't know.

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00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 5: Something will occur in the next few minutes. I promise

885
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 5: you that. Okay, all right, maybe we need to cut

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Speaker 5: the music.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I was excited about it.

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00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 5: I tried, Guys, I did my best there.

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Speaker 2: You are a good quest leader.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I don't know much about Viking lore, so I

891
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 5: really should have watched more History Channel. Bottom line is

892
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 5: we need to help Jamison get his girl. Yeah, how

893
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 5: do you feel, Jamison?

894
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 9: So I dressed up as a Viking for Halloween ones

895
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 9: five years ago?

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00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 5: Hey, I do it? We all appreciate the visual that

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00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 5: you just gave us.

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00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 9: Nice.

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00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 5: That's going to inspire us to work even harder to

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Speaker 5: get you to your goal.

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00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 9: He sounds good to me.

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00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 7: All right, all right, you don't sound.

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00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: Nervous at all, by the way, or excited.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know. I guess that's just my personality.

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00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, you are kind of spoken.

906
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 7: Like a true Viking.

907
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: That's right, very calm and collected.

908
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: All right, let's board our boat and take our epic journey.

909
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 5: We're gonna call Val and see if she answers. Here

910
00:41:53,719 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 5: we go. Hello, Hey, we're going to speak with Val.

911
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 12: This Val.

912
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 5: Hey Val, this is a radio show. We're called Brook

913
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning.

914
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 4: Hey, well, hi, Hey, good morning Val.

915
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 5: How you doing?

916
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 12: Is this real? This doesn't sound real. I don't I

917
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 12: don't know what this is.

918
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: It's not a dream. Could be AI?

919
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 5: Are you, Joe?

920
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: I think it's a reading.

921
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

922
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 4: We're not AI.

923
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 5: It'd be a little bit weird if a I was

924
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 5: to call you out of the blue and ask about

925
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 5: your dating life.

926
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 2: Hey, we don't know what a background these days.

927
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know what AI is up to you, Okay,

928
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 12: you and.

929
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: Me, we're together. We don't trust that artificial intelligence.

930
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 12: Let's go I trust her, Okay, Okay, she doesn't.

931
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: Well, welcome to the show.

932
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 5: You wouldn't trust her if you were in the studio

933
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 5: right now with her Michael J. Fox haircut. But that's

934
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 5: that's a different story.

935
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that would look like.

936
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 5: People who can picture it right now you're laughing, and

937
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 5: the ais are the ones that don't have the imagination

938
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 5: to picture that's okay happening.

939
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 2: That was a bad burn, is what that was?

940
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 9: Now?

941
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 4: Us on like Ai because he could have come up

942
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: with a good joke.

943
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 5: Joke landed, moving on Val joke complete, Sorry Valve, Sorry Val.

944
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 5: Here's the thing we're we're kind of a jokey, funny show.

945
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 5: We like to have fun with each other, but we're

946
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 5: really serious about one of our listeners, a guy named

947
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 5: Jamison that you went out on a date with recently.

948
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 12: Oh, okay, you know Jamison. I do know him, I

949
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 12: do remember him, but he's there really wasn't much to remember.

950
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 12: It was like a pretty boring date.

951
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 9: I would say, Oh.

952
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 5: That's not what I thought you're talking about. The Farmer's

953
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 5: Market date.

954
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, like it just felt kind of an original and like,

955
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 12: what like if people were music, he would be like

956
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 12: elevator music.

957
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: Wool.

958
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, yeah, let's leave the joke that.

959
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: Maybe he shouldn't have put the Moses at the end

960
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 2: of the day.

961
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: Maybe he should have put him at the beginning and

962
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: you would have had a different opinion.

963
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 5: Ok teen wolf, Jeez.

964
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: Is that another hair job?

965
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 4: Michael J. Fox?

966
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 5: This is so good.

967
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 3: Can we start using someone from the last ten years,

968
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 3: maybe thirty?

969
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's still doing his thing, Michael.

970
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 7: Millennial crying in their car line.

971
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 2: Get back to about Jefe?

972
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 5: Okay, fair, fair enough?

973
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 4: Was it boring?

974
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 12: He just like was boring. It's like the color gray.

975
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 12: He was just millennial gray.

976
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: Oh.

977
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 12: I don't even know, Like, I don't get why he

978
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 12: is reaching out to you, guys. I haven't been responding

979
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 12: to him, so I don't really know why he isn't

980
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 12: taking the hint.

981
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 5: He is understanding that you're distancing yourself. He just wasn't

982
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 5: sure if there was a specific reason for it. And

983
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 5: your reason seems to be that he was too boring

984
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 5: for you.

985
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 12: I mean, Doug, I have said that. I feel like

986
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 12: then he's boring.

987
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, listen, that's your take on the experience,

988
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 5: and that's fine. We appreciate you being honest with us,

989
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 5: so now it's our turn to be honest with you.

990
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 2: This is exciting.

991
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 6: This is usually the.

992
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 5: Fun part of the call where we tell you that

993
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 5: Jamison has actually been listening in on this call the

994
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 5: entire time, like a quiet little wallflower on the side

995
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 5: of the room, waited to jump in.

996
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, no, yes he if.

997
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: Met like a panther ready to attack a.

998
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 5: Biking not in a scary way, but yes, yeah.

999
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 2: I was just trying to make something more exciting.

1000
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 5: Totally Jameson.

1001
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 9: Hey, though, how's it going?

1002
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 2: There's that panther.

1003
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 5: Ja Jameson, did you you heard what she said?

1004
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 14: Right?

1005
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 9: Yep? I heard all of it.

1006
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 5: Okay, what do you think you're saying things about you

1007
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 5: and your personality?

1008
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 9: Honestly, it's fine. I'm not for everybody, so it's whatever.

1009
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: That is such a wow, emotionally mature response. I love that.

1010
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 10: Well.

1011
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 12: I'm glad honestly, Jameson, that you heard everything, because I

1012
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 12: feel like you weren't getting it when I wasn't responding

1013
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 12: to your chext. So this is how you needed to

1014
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,479
Speaker 12: hear it. I'm glad, and maybe you'll find somebody else

1015
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 12: who's a different shade of gray for you, you know, warranted,

1016
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 12: you know what.

1017
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 9: I'm glad I hear it now because I'm pretty sure

1018
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 9: the waitress at the bar you went to won't think that.

1019
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,919
Speaker 12: Yeah what does that mean?

1020
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 9: Exactly what you think? You know? Once you left the bar,

1021
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 9: I stayed back a little bit, ended up talking to

1022
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 9: our waitress, and you know I got her number, so

1023
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 9: so good.

1024
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, I didn't expect to.

1025
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 5: Hear that from me, Jameson. You really did that.

1026
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,959
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know we're not exclusive, so I figured why

1027
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 9: not expand my options? Right? Oh?

1028
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good on you. I guess he doesn't seem

1029
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: upset that this didn't work out.

1030
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wonder, which is fine because I mean everybody

1031
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 1: seems happy then, right maybe.

1032
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 5: But suddenly Jamison isn't sounding quite as boring in Wallflowery anymore.

1033
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 2: You turned on, Jeff.

1034
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 5: I mean, it sounds like a man that takes charge

1035
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 5: and goes out and gets what he wants when he wants.

1036
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, Jeff wants to go to a

1037
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 5: farmer's market.

1038
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 12: I'm kind of into this, how Jamison is sounding I'm

1039
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 12: into this.

1040
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 5: This is Jeff I'm the host of the jew Oh.

1041
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 12: No, no, no, what did you just say. I'm kind

1042
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 12: of into this side of Jamison, though I didn't really

1043
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 12: know that he could like snap back like that.

1044
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 9: I'm kind of vibe.

1045
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 12: I'm more into that vibe you like when he challenges you.

1046
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 12: Now that I am just hearing his voice with no

1047
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 12: Farmers Market around, like, I've feel like I'm not.

1048
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 9: As distracted.

1049
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 12: The voice and the like come back.

1050
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 10: I'm kind of into this.

1051
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 12: I could be I could be swayed. I could be swayed.

1052
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 1: Really sounds like you could be swayed pretty easily.

1053
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 9: Well, let me say you've you some trouble. I'm not

1054
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 9: interested anymore. I think I'll be seeing that waitress.

1055
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 5: Oh no way, dude, what a power move?

1056
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: Is that true? You don't want to go out with

1057
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 2: her again?

1058
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 9: No, I'm good.

1059
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 4: Because he heard the truth. He heard her original reacty.

1060
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 5: Just blew it you guys.

1061
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 12: I think he's joking because I just got a text

1062
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 12: message from him with a little heart emoji.

1063
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 2: Oh really did you do that? Jameson?

1064
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 9: I don't text and tell. I don't text the tellious And.

1065
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that the waitress thing is not true.

1066
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 5: For the purposes of this segment, we're going to pretend

1067
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 5: that it still is true. Okay, because I'm sensing there's

1068
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 5: interest from val we would offer to send you to

1069
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 5: out on another date if you're open to it. He

1070
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 5: said no, Right, Well I don't know, he said, he's

1071
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 5: in a hard emotion.

1072
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 2: Where are you at, Jamison, Yes or no?

1073
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 9: I won't, but I'll break off all of something.

1074
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 6: What an awful Okay, Well it's up to you.

1075
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 12: Hey, I'm into it.

1076
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, this guy's got so much risk.

1077
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 6: At the same time, you just turned an absolute no.

1078
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 5: He's the most boring guy in the world into I

1079
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 5: am super into this.

1080
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 2: Give Millennial Gray a chance. Reoking Jeffrey in the morning.

1081
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 5: Well look at that, guys. We reached Valhalla and it's

1082
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 5: a lot different than I pictured it would be.

1083
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird. He is not the person that I

1084
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 2: thought he was.

1085
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: No, I would you think you know somebody for four

1086
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: minutes and then they go and change on you.

1087
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 5: Well maybe Vikings do talk soft but carry a big

1088
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 5: stick like Jameson, And you guys think.

1089
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 8: He played us like the market like he got on

1090
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 8: with us early before he talked to her and then

1091
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,479
Speaker 8: sealed the deal.

1092
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't know he was good though didn't even see it.

1093
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: He knew exactly what she wanted.

1094
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 5: He was able to fully turn things around in his

1095
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 5: favor by simply not caring and just being like whatever,

1096
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 5: Which is why I don't even care if you find

1097
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 5: us on our podcast right now. You know, I don't

1098
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 5: find the like us. Don't like us, We don't care.

1099
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: We don't cry it at home.

1100
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you go to Brooke and Jeffrey's second date

1101
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 5: update and you say nice things, we probably won't even

1102
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 5: read it.

1103
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: We will.

1104
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 5: This is a message to all the travelers out there,

1105
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 5: people looking to go on spring break or maybe fly

1106
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 5: for business. The airports are now saying please do not

1107
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 5: arrive early.

1108
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 6: On I've had the day before you now.

1109
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: They don't want to say because there's too many people.

1110
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey and Yeah. A spokesperson for Columbus

1111
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 5: International Airport in Ohio recently said they're having people get

1112
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 5: there three to four, sometimes five hours early, and it's

1113
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 5: actually causing more problems. It makes sense, so they're begging

1114
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 5: people please don't do this just ninety minutes early will

1115
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 5: do the trick.

1116
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 4: Now people are like.

1117
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: Crowding the airports, ye, trying to get through TSA all

1118
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: at the same time.

1119
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, and some people's flights are like seven hours later exactly.

1120
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 5: People arriving earlier are times when they shouldn't be creates

1121
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 5: longer lines for everyone. And if you just space out

1122
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 5: your arrival times to the airport to the normal amount,

1123
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 5: it helps keep things moving along smoothly. Now. The only

1124
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 5: issue is some airports, some of the bigger ones, have

1125
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 5: not been able to keep people moving through the checkpoints.

1126
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 5: It's a rare case, very rare, but some have reported

1127
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 5: TSA lines of more than two hours.

1128
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Speaker 4: There's like four or five in the whole country.

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00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 2: Then that many.

1130
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one where everybody's calling out sick ASA.

1131
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's why in New York City right now,

1132
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 5: there's a new place holding concierge service where someone will

1133
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 5: stand in line for you and they'll charge twenty five

1134
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 5: dollars an hour for two hours minimum.

1135
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 6: I would do this.

1136
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 3: I'd be the person waiting for the money.

1137
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1138
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 5: Another Yeah, there's another entrepreneur named Jimmy Paine who says

1139
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 5: he's willing to travel to several airports to stand in

1140
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 5: line for you. But you've got to pay him in advance.

1141
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 5: It's six hundred to twelve hundred dollars depending on how

1142
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 5: far the airport is, and he'll need at least one

1143
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 5: week's notice.

1144
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow.

1145
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1146
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1147
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 5: His bio says strong legs, strong bladder, zero complaints, and people.

1148
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: Are willing to spend that. Just get a private jet

1149
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 2: at that point category of money, Like, don't even show

1150
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 2: up please, I mean, don't come to the regular airport.

1151
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 6: If you got six hundred dollars, you should be flying private.

1152
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1153
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve hundred dollars on top of your plane ticket.

1154
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: That is insane.

1155
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 5: Okay, wait a sound in touches round.

1156
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 16: There?

1157
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 5: You go.

1158
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 7: Airports say you're arriving too early.

1159
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 5: Luckily we're on time for laser stories right after this.

1160
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's bringing a new layer of

1161
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 5: fund the football stadiums. Okay, you've heard of cheerleaders. Now

1162
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 5: they're adding beer leaders, posting up on the big screen

1163
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 5: which section has down the most beers during the game.

1164
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: Oh, like the actual leaders?

1165
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 5: Yes, like a competition, like come on section three? Oh wait,

1166
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty more Budweisers will take the lead,

1167
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 5: passed out they won. It's Laser Stories, the segment where

1168
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 5: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1169
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 5: except we've got a laser. Those other beer leaders just don't.

1170
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 5: This first lazer story is out of a fan favorite Florida.

1171
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 5: Remember that Willy Wonka experience last year in Scotland that

1172
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 5: was such a huge disappointment it reduced kids to tears.

1173
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 5: It became the international news. Oh yeah, well it kind

1174
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 5: of happened again, all right, but this time it was

1175
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 5: Barbie's good name that was dragged through the mud.

1176
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 2: Nobody seriously, how hard she worked for everything?

1177
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, drag can not her?

1178
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.

1179
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 5: Less it's mud wrestling Barbie, then she shouldn't be anywhere

1180
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 5: near the mud.

1181
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 2: It's not the point of Barbie.

1182
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 5: Yes, some folks paid up to four hundred and fifty

1183
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 5: dollars to attend the Barbie Dreamfest at Broward County Convention

1184
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 5: Center in Fort Lauderdale.

1185
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: That is so much money.

1186
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, conventions are no joke.

1187
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 5: But what they got instead was a total nightmare. The

1188
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 5: massive space was filled with just a few vendors and

1189
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 5: cheesy attractions like a twenty foot by forty foot roller

1190
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 5: skating rink and the giant heat log in the giant

1191
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 5: Barbie Interactive dream House was just a giant cardboard cutout.

1192
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 7: Flat against a wall.

1193
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 4: Just you can't even walk in.

1194
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: I know you're supposed to use your imagination when you

1195
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: play with Barbie, but you're not a four hundred and fifty.

1196
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 2: Bucks I know.

1197
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 5: They really downsized her dream house in this scenario too.

1198
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 2: This is the smallest roller skating rink I've ever seen.

1199
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 5: Plus all the speakers that were supposed to be there

1200
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 5: canceled due to sickness.

1201
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: Were they ever really supposed to be there?

1202
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 5: That's what they say. People who attended Barbie Dreamfest are

1203
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 5: comparing it not only to the Wonka experience, but to

1204
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 5: Firefest as well.

1205
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: Empty promises, no dreams there, just nightmares.

1206
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 5: No word if the event organizers will refund disappointed attendees

1207
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 5: their money.

1208
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 2: How could they not?

1209
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 5: But it does give matell a new idea for their

1210
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 5: next doll scam, Barbie taking everyone's money in the shadiest

1211
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 5: way possible.

1212
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 4: Barbark one thousand dollars camp.

1213
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 2: Barbie just upgraded her dream house.

1214
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Bot Bay for decades,

1215
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 5: there's been a chunk of carved limestone in a Dutch

1216
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,399
Speaker 5: museum that looked like it could have been some kind

1217
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 5: of game board. It's about seventeen hundred years old, so

1218
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 5: it's like they could ask anybody how it would work.

1219
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like maybe put marbles in there or six

1220
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: square with some all right.

1221
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 5: They didn't know until now, Oh, we know how to

1222
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 5: play because a group of archaeologists and computer scientists fed

1223
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 5: it to AI and it came up with several possible ideas. Okay,

1224
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 5: the main one that was suggested was a blocking game

1225
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 5: where one player tries to trap the other opponent's pieces

1226
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 5: until they can no longer move. I like that kind

1227
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 5: of like chess and where marks on the slabs support

1228
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 5: this idea. So scientists tried to replicate what AI said

1229
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 5: to do, and they believe it's actually correct.

1230
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it fun?

1231
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 5: If it's If it's true, would be the earliest relic

1232
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 5: of Connect four out there. Yeah, I'm just kidding, but

1233
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 5: it would be the earliest board game ever invented. The

1234
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 5: other intriguing takeaway from this is maybe we're getting to

1235
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 5: the point where scientists could walk through museums showing AI

1236
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 5: a bunch of stuff in there that we don't understand yet,

1237
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 5: and it would connect the dots in ways that humans

1238
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 5: haven't been able to.

1239
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: You know what, And even if AI was making it up,

1240
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: would believe it anyway.

1241
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 5: Better than not knowing. Let's go to your next laser

1242
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 5: story out of condiment corners. Everyone in the world goes

1243
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 5: crazy for McDonald's, for better or for worse. But ranch dressing,

1244
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 5: that's just an American thing, right, I think.

1245
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 9: You got so.

1246
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: I don't think they do ranch in other countries.

1247
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1248
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 5: I say that because Hidden Valley Ranch is looking to

1249
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 5: hire Ranch ambassadors to send over to Europe.

1250
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 2: We're gonna spread the good word ranch missionaries.

1251
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're gonna spend two months showing foreigners how

1252
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 5: Ranch can compliment all of their local favorites.

1253
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 7: In Paris eating snails and dipping them in ranch. Yeahs.

1254
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise is huge in that country, so it's not gonna

1255
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: be a big jump for them.

1256
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 5: And it would be two teams of two people doing

1257
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 5: the work. You don't have to be a couple, but

1258
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 5: you do have to be cool, sharing housing and feeding

1259
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 5: each other's salad dress.

1260
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 2: Why would you put a reality show out of this?

1261
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 5: To eat food around the world Ranch rodeos. All travel

1262
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 5: expenses are covered for you, so if you're interested, you

1263
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 5: can go to our insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.

1264
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 5: Click the link to their website fill out your application

1265
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 5: to become a Ranch ambassador.

1266
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Brook may not be on the show

1267
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 7: for very long.

1268
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the ranch you can eat, man, Let's.

1269
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 5: Go to your final laser story out of Salutation Central.

1270
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 7: Goodbye.

1271
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 5: You've probably heard of the Irish goodbye. It's where you

1272
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 5: leave a party without saying farewell to anybody.

1273
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 6: Every time I got drunk, I used.

1274
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: To do that, same as a French exit, right what?

1275
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 4: Oh No, that's when you make out with someone in

1276
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 4: the lead.

1277
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you'll end up puking in a neighbor's bush too.

1278
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 5: But have you ever heard of the Midwest goodbye?

1279
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 11: Oh?

1280
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: Is that where you stay for eighty minutes and say goodbye.

1281
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 5: It's kind of the opposite of an Irish goodbye, where

1282
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 5: you say so long to everybody at the party. Actually,

1283
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 5: and it takes absolutely forever.

1284
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: That's my dad, dude, that's my husband, and my kids

1285
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: are always dying.

1286
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: You said you were gonna go.

1287
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 8: No, my dad will hunt you down if we're at

1288
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 8: a barbie gonna be like, oh I forgot through sycod

1289
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 8: bye through Christina one second like.

1290
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 5: According to the Chicago Tribune, most of it involves lingering

1291
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 5: in doorways. Quote, we spend so much time standing on

1292
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 5: a threshold, one hand on a doorknob, resisting leftovers, hugging,

1293
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 5: promising to return, resisting leftovers once again, listening to just

1294
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 5: one more story, being unable to distract ourselves. That is

1295
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 5: the definition of a Midwest goodbye. Jeez, I mean you're

1296
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 5: should I just stay?

1297
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1298
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 5: All these people, which is completely different than in Australian

1299
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: how do you do that? You ever heard of that?

1300
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 5: It starts out as a friendly hug where both people

1301
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 5: lean in at the same time, but then somehow one

1302
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 5: of you ends up down on this and nobody's mad

1303
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 5: about it. That's the means Laser Stories has come to

1304
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 5: an end for the day. We'll do it again same

1305
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 5: time on Friday. It's almost trivia time on Brook and

1306
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, but it's also April Fool's Day,

1307
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 5: so we gotta do something fun to mix it up.

1308
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 2: Are you supposed to tell people about the prank before.

1309
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: You do it?

1310
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, That's why today, as a special treat for Brook

1311
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 5: and for all of our listeners, I will not be

1312
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 5: hosting this segment. Instead, I'm handing over the reins to

1313
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 5: the highly capable, always composed, never flustered alexis full of

1314
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 5: Oh no, take my microphone in. I will be observing

1315
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 5: from nearby, but you can introduce today's new challenger in

1316
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 5: your own style.

1317
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 2: Do you have their name? Yes?

1318
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 3: I do. It's Ali, all right, Ally who describes herself

1319
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 3: as a chief home officer, Chief chief.

1320
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: I thought she was just a trailer park with those

1321
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 2: cheap homes.

1322
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 12: Are I'm here, I'm here?

1323
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 2: Okay?

1324
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 3: Describe that for us?

1325
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 9: Well.

1326
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 11: I worked in the corporate world for a long time

1327
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 11: and then about a year ago start taking care of

1328
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 11: my kids and family full time. So I needed an

1329
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 11: official title.

1330
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 10: Right, You're still working hard, you.

1331
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 2: Still wearing power suits while you're doing dishes, and.

1332
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 11: Then I doesn't really stance before I call it that, Okay.

1333
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 5: Okay, power stances. This is where you make a joke.

1334
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 3: Power stances. So last year, sorry, sorry.

1335
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 5: The road, get out, okay.

1336
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 6: Get out?

1337
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 3: Sorry? And Ali, I'm hoping you know how this is played,

1338
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 3: because I don't you have thirty seconds to answer as

1339
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. You don't know, and just stay

1340
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 3: pass you ready, I'm ready, and you win if you

1341
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 3: get more right than Brooks?

1342
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 5: Right?

1343
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1344
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1345
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 2: Okay? Here we go.

1346
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is April Fool's Day. For

1347
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 3: one point, make a donkey noise? If you're driving sixty

1348
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 3: miles per hour? How long will it take you to

1349
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 3: drive sixty miles?

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01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 14: Okay?

1351
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 6: Which one of these?

1352
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 3: Does a starfish have brand, stomach or heart?

1353
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 11: Does? Or does not?

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01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 2: Does has heart?

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01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 5: Okay?

1356
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 3: In the movie The Lion King, Puma's a wart hog.

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01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 2: What animal is to moan?

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01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 11: Moan is a lean?

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01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 6: All right?

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01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 3: Good job? Oh Brooke, Oh you could come back, brook

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01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 3: Brooks here?

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01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 2: Okay?

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01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 3: So today's nervous Ali, Today's I am April Fool's Day.

1364
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 3: And I heard you and your husband have a little

1365
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 3: prank you do? What's funny about that? Could you explain

1366
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: the do you want to tell us about it?

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01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 9: So?

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01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 11: I got to give my husband credit for this. But

1369
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 11: he brings out the tray of brownies and then they

1370
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 11: get passed out. The kids go take a big bite

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01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 11: and they were actually sponges covered in frosting.

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01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be my son brought

1373
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: me home brownies last year, and it was just Be's

1374
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: cut out out of brown paper.

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01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: Oh wait, E's cut out of brown paper. Oh brown,

1376
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 2: you're rousing? Zero over?

1377
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 8: Brook?

1378
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook, it's your turn?

1379
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 9: Is ready?

1380
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 2: I'm still ready?

1381
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 3: Okay, your time starts now. Today's April Fool's Day. For

1382
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 3: one point, make a donkey noise.

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01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 2: Hey, if you're driving.

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01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 3: Sixty miles per hour? How long will it take you

1385
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 3: to drive sixty miles?

1386
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 2: What hour?

1387
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 6: Which of these?

1388
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,919
Speaker 3: Does a starfish have? Brain's stomach or a heart?

1389
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 2: Does they have a stomach?

1390
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 6: Okay?

1391
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,919
Speaker 3: In the movie The Lion King, Pumba's a wart hog.

1392
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 3: What animal is to moan?

1393
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: Ooh oh man, he's one of those little guys your cat.

1394
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,439
Speaker 3: There are three colors on the American flag? How many

1395
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: on the Japanese one too?

1396
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 2: Okay?

1397
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: Now, oh yes, we are going to find out how

1398
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 3: you guys did at the scoreboard within post. Hey, chied,

1399
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 3: I wasted.

1400
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 6: I love you, darling.

1401
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 4: Allie you got one correct today?

1402
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 6: Good Allie?

1403
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 4: Am you got five?

1404
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 10: Wow?

1405
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 3: Wow, Allie. I wish I could say that was a joke,

1406
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 3: but it's true. Brooke, Dad get five.

1407
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 2: But now we will go over the.

1408
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 3: Answers that I am reading. I forgot about this part.

1409
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 3: Donkey noise, good job, everybody. Brook was a sick donkey.

1410
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 3: All right, if you're driving sixty miles per hour, how

1411
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 3: long will it take you to drive sixty miles one hour?

1412
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 2: Alie, you didn't get that rush.

1413
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 11: I just I totally panic.

1414
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 4: I'm not sorry, I'm going to hear it.

1415
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 3: Which one of these does a starfish have? That's a stomach?

1416
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 8: Nora?

1417
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 3: In the movie The Lion King, Pomba's a ward hog

1418
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 3: and Timon is a meer cat. And there are three

1419
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 3: colors in the American flag and two.

1420
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 2: On the Japanese flag. Do you know ones?

1421
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 3: Red and white? Allie, I'm sorry about the loss, but

1422
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 3: the good news is just for playing. You want to

1423
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 3: pair of tickets to see Charlie Booth perform.

1424
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 2: At Wamoo Theater.

1425
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 4: Why are you killing I'd.

1426
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 5: Be so stressful.

1427
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 6: YEA need to say, Ali.

1428
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 4: You probably should talk because you need to say so great?

1429
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 11: When is it Sunday?

1430
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 2: Mather? She said that she said that it was hard

1431
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 2: to hear.

1432
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 3: Oh, Ali, I'm so sorry.

1433
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 2: Getting up fun Wow, Wow, I don't know how to

1434
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 2: end this.

1435
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 3: It's done for today. We'll be back another time, same

1436
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 3: time tomorrow.

1437
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 2: That's it.

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01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.