Speaker 1: Looking jewels a second d What do you do when
Speaker 1: you've exhausted all options in the dating world, when plenty
Speaker 1: of fish is thrown you back, and you've swiped so
Speaker 1: many times you reached the end of Tinder and then
Speaker 1: your phone explodes. That's what happens when you get to
Speaker 1: the end of Tinder. Well, you have to call in
Speaker 1: the big guns and hire a matchmaker. And that's apparently
Speaker 1: what the guy on the phone for a second Date
Speaker 1: update did today. He found the girl that he went
Speaker 1: out with by using a matchmaker because nothing else on
Speaker 1: the planet worked for him. Ethan, was that a good
Speaker 1: recap of why you hired a matchmaker? I guess so.
Speaker 1: It kind of makes me sound pathetic. Oh that's not
Speaker 1: what I was going for. I was trying to make
Speaker 1: it sound like you were just using a creative method
Speaker 1: that a lot of people don't use. That's I wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to make it sound pathetic at all. Well, now
Speaker 1: I'm just sad it makes the girl who decided to
Speaker 1: go out with you even more pathetic than you. Oh
Speaker 1: well that's that's a positive. Yeah, yeah, that's something only
Speaker 1: the really pathetic one to go out with me. Your
Speaker 1: email said that you use the matchmaker. I'm just making
Speaker 1: fun of it because I don't normally see that. Usually
Speaker 1: it's like online or you meet somebody in person. But
Speaker 1: why hire a matchmaker? You know? You mentioned tender and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, And I feel like, even when people
Speaker 1: say they're kind of looking for relationships on those kind
Speaker 1: of sites, they're really not right. And I'm kind of
Speaker 1: over just going on dates. I want to find something serious.
Speaker 1: I got all that out of my system, you know,
Speaker 1: and I want to settle down. So I don't know
Speaker 1: a whole lot about matchmakers. Does that mean that the
Speaker 1: girl is also paying this woman to match make her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the whole point. Yeah. They find someone who's also
Speaker 1: using their service, who matches you to the best of
Speaker 1: their ability, and then they get you in touch with
Speaker 1: each other. How do they figure out who to match
Speaker 1: you up with? You have to spill out a profile,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot like the dating sites online. It's
Speaker 1: just that this person is more professional and they're more serious,
Speaker 1: and they're good at sort of figuring out really successfully
Speaker 1: who your best match is. Oh, you sound like a pitchman,
Speaker 1: because obviously it wasn't too successful. She's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: I mean it worked for me. I thought I thought
Speaker 1: it was great. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: apparently the woman you went out with didn't think it
Speaker 1: was as great. What's her name? Her name's Alyssa. What
Speaker 1: did you guys do on your date when he went
Speaker 1: out for lunch? Oh that's very low key. That's the
Speaker 1: way this matchmaker runs it. They want to make sure
Speaker 1: the first day is really easy and low key. Okay.
Speaker 1: And what was it like when I first mat her?
Speaker 1: She was so pretty? I was nervous, cute, But when
Speaker 1: the matchmaker suggested this thing to kind of break the ice.
Speaker 1: It's a game called first photo, First photo? And what
Speaker 1: is that like you show a photo when you're a
Speaker 1: kid or something. No, it's like you each just pull
Speaker 1: up the first photo on your phone and show it
Speaker 1: to the other person. Okay, well, I'm glad that they
Speaker 1: tell you that beforehand. Prepare that could be really bad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had to delete a couple before the day.
Speaker 1: I'm that kid. So what was your first photo? Then?
Speaker 1: Mine was just my nephew who i'd just seen him
Speaker 1: and he's a good kid. And hers was her and
Speaker 1: her mom. Okay, first off, I was like Oh great,
Speaker 1: she loved family too. Secondly, her mom was really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you end up marrying the mom. If that's what
Speaker 1: she's gonna age into, we're gonna be okay. And did
Speaker 1: you tell her that? Did you tell her how hot
Speaker 1: her mom was? Over and over? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. So what were the awkward moments on the date? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So we're eating. Everything's going really well,
Speaker 1: and then I noticed there's like a hair on her face,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, I don't want it to fall
Speaker 1: into a food and be this might be a good
Speaker 1: excuse to touch her, you know, weird, So like rub
Speaker 1: her cheek. Yeah, like, hey, you got some on your cheek.
Speaker 1: I don't wanted to fall in your food here, and
Speaker 1: I go to wipe it off. Are you hoping you
Speaker 1: like go to grab the hair and then you touch
Speaker 1: her cheek and time stops and then you guys make out?
Speaker 1: Is that what you hope for it? I mean I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say that was going to happen, but if
Speaker 1: it did, yeah, that would be fine. Okay, So the
Speaker 1: romantic care on her face, what happened? Well, it was
Speaker 1: It wasn't just on her face. It was in her face.
Speaker 1: It was the real hair. It was the hair coming
Speaker 1: out of her face. Oh man, you plugged her hair
Speaker 1: on her face right out. How big was his hair?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was big enough for me to
Speaker 1: see it across the table. Where was the hair? Was
Speaker 1: it like chin area or mustache? Aerike on the side
Speaker 1: of her chin? D Oh? Wow? Was she embarrassed? I
Speaker 1: mean I think we were both a little dary. She
Speaker 1: didn't say anything. She just kind of stared at me,
Speaker 1: and I kind of wiped my hand on the neapkin,
Speaker 1: and there was just like so anyway, he just plugged through. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. I didn't know what else to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you were able to recover. Yes. We went
Speaker 1: somewhere else for dessert. The rest of the day went
Speaker 1: really well, and I hugged her goodbye, and it was
Speaker 1: a really nice hug. It was one of those you know,
Speaker 1: kind of lingered for a few seconds. Okay, And was
Speaker 1: it you lingering or her? I think it was both
Speaker 1: of us. You didn't feel her like pushing you away
Speaker 1: and you're still holding on. Yeah, I know, nothing like
Speaker 1: to test And how long has it vin since you
Speaker 1: heard from her? Took two or five days, four or
Speaker 1: five days, and have you tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of her. I've called, I've texted, and I have not
Speaker 1: heard anything. I have not brought up the hair good
Speaker 1: good idea. I thought, yeah, I thought things were going great.
Speaker 1: She seemed to really have a good time, So I
Speaker 1: honestly don't know why she wouldn't respond to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, I really appreciate
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, no problem, hang on brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for today's
Speaker 1: second date update, Ethan is on the phone and he's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a girl named Alyssa.
Speaker 1: And I'm actually really surprised about it because he took
Speaker 1: her out on a beautiful spa day for their first date.
Speaker 1: It went out to lunch and then he plucked her
Speaker 1: hair from her face. You know a lot of people,
Speaker 1: Ethan paid good money for that. You should have maybe
Speaker 1: even grabbed some cucumbers at the restaurant and threw him
Speaker 1: on her eyes and just act like hey, spondee, out
Speaker 1: of the blue, Well, like we can get a hold
Speaker 1: of her. Maybe I'll tell her that, right, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you missed the first part, Ethan thinks he's not getting
Speaker 1: to call back because while they were eating lunch, he
Speaker 1: reached over to remove what he thought was a stray
Speaker 1: hair from her chin, and the hair was attached and
Speaker 1: he ended up plucking a hair from her face and
Speaker 1: it was awkward for a while. But he does say
Speaker 1: the date ended with a nice hug. And it's been
Speaker 1: about four or five days since she hasn't been responding
Speaker 1: to him, So we're gonna call and find out why.
Speaker 1: In just a second, in retrospect, Ethan, do you wish
Speaker 1: you would have apologized or made a statement about the
Speaker 1: hair like he'll maybe, you know, maybe that's what I
Speaker 1: did wrong. Maybe I'm in like not bringing it up
Speaker 1: and trying to be polite actually made it worse. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, maybe she's just embarrassed, or maybe she's
Speaker 1: just mad that you took her hair and never gave
Speaker 1: it back. Yeah, big jerk. All right, Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dollar phone number right now and if we can figure
Speaker 1: out why she's not getting back to you. Okay, okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right man, here we go. Hello, Hi, speak to Alissa,
Speaker 1: please doci. Hey, what's up, Alissa? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is this Jewbil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning the radio show. You're from a radio show.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're calling me. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: from a radio show. It's called Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and I'm calling you today because we got
Speaker 1: an email from one of our listeners about you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you think of any reason somebody would email our
Speaker 1: show to get a hold of you. Did they nominate
Speaker 1: me for like a makeover? As over? That sweet? No?
Speaker 1: I wish that was the case for you. We don't
Speaker 1: really do stuff like that, so no, no makeover. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't understand wh would someone email you about me? Then?
Speaker 1: Because you guys went out on a date and now
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back? What ye sighting right? His
Speaker 1: name is Ethan? Oh my god? Do you remember going
Speaker 1: out on a date with Ethan? Yeah? That that I do.
Speaker 1: I totally remember that. Okay, Well, Ethan emailed us because
Speaker 1: he said he really enjoyed going out with you. But
Speaker 1: ever since your date, he's been trying to call you,
Speaker 1: and now you're not responding to anything. So he was
Speaker 1: wondering why I just I don't want to say him.
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it because he plucked a hair out
Speaker 1: of your chin? We just went straight for it, did we?
Speaker 1: He told you that, Yeah, he did. He said, that's
Speaker 1: the reason he thinks you're not calling him back is
Speaker 1: because he plucked one of your hairs on the date.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, so embarrassing. I don't don't be embarrassing.
Speaker 1: We all get a straight hair from now and again.
Speaker 1: I guess so. But why would he tell a radio
Speaker 1: station there's an email you about it? Well for him,
Speaker 1: he emailed us because he wants to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you. And we asked him why he thinks you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to see him again, and that was the
Speaker 1: only thing he could come up with, because he said,
Speaker 1: you guys had a really good time other than that. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't have a good time other than that. We did.
Speaker 1: But there's just one thing that's putting me out. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't that he was collecting your hairs one by one. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, did he tell you he was collecting my hair? No?
Speaker 1: I was joking, joke, because of the one hair that
Speaker 1: he pulled up. Oh my god, my heart skipped be No,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he was collecting all of
Speaker 1: your hairs. He just thinks that's the one reason you
Speaker 1: don't want to see him. I mean, it was completely embarrassing,
Speaker 1: but that's not what it was at all. No, So
Speaker 1: there's more to it than that. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I should talk about it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: put his business out there. Well, he wants his business
Speaker 1: put out there, like he actually asked us to do
Speaker 1: this so that his business could be out in the streets.
Speaker 1: So he said he's willing to hear whatever it is.
Speaker 1: So if it's on him, then do you mind just
Speaker 1: telling us? Well, okay, so what did he tell you
Speaker 1: about the d Well? He told us that you guys
Speaker 1: met through a matchmaker, went to lunch, and you play
Speaker 1: a game where you show each other like the last
Speaker 1: photo you took on your phone to try to break
Speaker 1: the ice. Okay, yes, the first photo yeah, and and
Speaker 1: and we did that, and he showed me a picture
Speaker 1: of his nephew. Okay, and is that a problem? Is
Speaker 1: this was his nephew kind of ugly? No, No one's
Speaker 1: never he was cute though. Deal breaker for me. Yea,
Speaker 1: I makes my jeans with that line. Nobody kept going
Speaker 1: on for the next thirty minute. He just kept talking
Speaker 1: about having babies and kids like he wants he wants
Speaker 1: kids like now, Yes, he's completely obsessed with having a baby.
Speaker 1: That's what I got from it, really, Like, what did
Speaker 1: he talk about? Well, he said it was a dream
Speaker 1: of his. Anytime he's out and he sees something that
Speaker 1: he likes, his baby clothes, he buys it. Yet, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a stash need help with baby clothes? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? He's a single, single bachelor that has a
Speaker 1: baby clothes stash, That's what he said. He even knows
Speaker 1: the room that he's going to convert to the baby room.
Speaker 1: He's already like nesting like a pregnant woman, like getting
Speaker 1: everything ready at the house. Yes he is. He told
Speaker 1: me he can't wait to hear baby footsteps coming down
Speaker 1: the hallway, like so baby that was like a little
Speaker 1: bit too much to share. But I don't know, is it.
Speaker 1: Is it refreshing to you to find a guy who's
Speaker 1: interested obviously in family life or is that something you
Speaker 1: don't want? Yes, refreshing to know that a guy wants
Speaker 1: to have a family some day I do too, but
Speaker 1: it's creepy day. It's collecting baby clothes. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: a baby. I know, I'd be aware for a single
Speaker 1: girl even to that. True, Like if you went over
Speaker 1: to his house after your day and you open up
Speaker 1: the closet, you just see a bunch of baby clothes.
Speaker 1: That's not sexy. What was your response to him? I
Speaker 1: mean my response was just to sit there and so
Speaker 1: listen to him. I mean he talks still talking about
Speaker 1: how you can't wait to hear his baby, say dad,
Speaker 1: at hang on, that's not fair. Who's it? Oh that's Ethan.
Speaker 1: Ethan's actually on the other line listening and also talk
Speaker 1: to you. Hey, Lesa. Apparently he couldn't wait any longer
Speaker 1: and had to pipe in. No man has been wrong
Speaker 1: with one. They have a baby. You've been listening to
Speaker 1: this the whole time? Yeah, because you wouldn't return my
Speaker 1: calls or my text or anything. So you call radio stations.
Speaker 1: They haven't called me and list Well. I really liked you,
Speaker 1: and apparently you thought I was weird. I mean it
Speaker 1: was really weird talking about a baby that you don't have.
Speaker 1: But thirty minutes? What was that supposed to say to you?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it that weird that you would think
Speaker 1: about the baby you might have someday for thirty thirty minutes?
Speaker 1: That long to talk about baby? It was I don't know,
Speaker 1: on a first date. Even if I if I were
Speaker 1: out with a woman and she was like talking about
Speaker 1: the baby that she wanted so badly, that would scare me.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't I mean, obviously wouldn't scare you, Ethan, but
Speaker 1: it would scare a lot of dude. Yeah, But like
Speaker 1: the matchmaker already found somebody that I knew was like
Speaker 1: really serious and wanting a commitment to, so I just
Speaker 1: figured it wouldn't scare that person off. Well that's me, Ethan.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think everyone agrees that it's sweet that
Speaker 1: you're excited about fatherhood. I just but the collection of
Speaker 1: the baby baby clothes? Do you bring that up often
Speaker 1: on a first date? I mean, first off, to call
Speaker 1: it a collection is kind of going a little overboard.
Speaker 1: It's not a collection. It's not like I have a
Speaker 1: room full of the stuff. Okay, so how many items?
Speaker 1: If we're talking about just anything happened to do with babies?
Speaker 1: I've got like fifteen things, but like they're not all
Speaker 1: like seven of them are onesies. I'm thinking it's like
Speaker 1: everybody thinks this is a big Joe kaha ho. It's
Speaker 1: really funny, But I'm actually prepared for a fatherhood. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's great. I just think it's great when
Speaker 1: you find out, maybe like two months into a relationship,
Speaker 1: that you're that into it. Ethan. You even told me
Speaker 1: on a date that you already picked up the names
Speaker 1: for your kids already. How long have you been planning this, Ethan?
Speaker 1: I don't know why you guys think this is weird.
Speaker 1: I've been dreaming about having kids since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: What are the What are the names of your kids
Speaker 1: that you don't have yet? If I can ask? Or
Speaker 1: is that a secret? Well? I mean I want to
Speaker 1: have a boy and a girl, obviously, obviously, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you get to choose, obviously. He said for a boy
Speaker 1: would be Ken, and you would name this girl Sanctuary,
Speaker 1: Sanctuary and Ken. Yeah. The Ken kind of throws me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is when you come up with Sanctuary. Where does
Speaker 1: you know? You guys get saying whatever you want to say.
Speaker 1: But I'm probably the only guy in this room on
Speaker 1: this phone. That's actually preparing for a childhood. I'm not
Speaker 1: embarrassed about that. I'm not ashamed about that, and I
Speaker 1: don't think that people should should reject me because of it.
Speaker 1: I know I actually agree with what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: do eat in it. I mean, he knows what he wants.
Speaker 1: He maybe gave you way too much information on the
Speaker 1: first date, and that's his bad for oversharing. But I
Speaker 1: didn't play on having a girl named Sanctuary. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one you need to negotiate for sure. Well we could talk. Well, Alyssa,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Ethan on another date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I don't know about all
Speaker 1: this done the thing? Where do you all it's crazy?
Speaker 1: It's creepy. No, not at all, like every dude that
Speaker 1: I've known when we were kids, Like we would just
Speaker 1: sit around the playground and talk about the kids we
Speaker 1: were going to have one day and do they collect clothing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, it's a totally normal dude thing. It's a
Speaker 1: little overwhelming, but I don't think that it's creepy. I mean, Alyssa,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're not giving me a chance. I
Speaker 1: feel like we should go out again because I have
Speaker 1: proven to you that I'm an honest, straightforward guy and
Speaker 1: that I have a long term plan. And his clock
Speaker 1: is ticking, Alyssa, he doesn't have as much time. I guess, well,
Speaker 1: one more date wouldn't hurt. Oh, so you'll do it.
Speaker 1: You'll go out with Ethan one more time. I said, yes,
Speaker 1: Please don't ask me again before chase on mind. Congratulations Ethan, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. I'm so excited, and
Speaker 1: thank you Alyssa for giving me another chance. And we
Speaker 1: can talk about thank you, worried. Well, we'll discuss names later.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm not going to talk about the
Speaker 1: kids again. Well, good luck you guys. Keep us updated. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you guys, and Alyssa. Yes, if he says he's
Speaker 1: on the pill, don't believe him in the morning. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, I'm really surprised at the responses on the
Speaker 1: text message board at seven eighty five to nine two
Speaker 1: about today's second date update. Here's a text, I love
Speaker 1: Ethan and it's not weird at all that he's collecting
Speaker 1: baby stuff. I don't think that's true. And then there's
Speaker 1: another one that said that guy's a freak. He probably
Speaker 1: wears a diaper if you miss a day's second date update.
Speaker 1: Ethan wanted to call Alyssa. She wasn't calling back after
Speaker 1: their date. We got her on the phone and found
Speaker 1: out why. It's because he revealed to her that he
Speaker 1: collects baby clothes and has like a whole room already
Speaker 1: set up for when he has a baby. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a baby, he just wants to be a dad
Speaker 1: really really bad, and he's already started planning everything, including
Speaker 1: baby names and so on. And she was like, that's
Speaker 1: a little strange, and she didn't want to call him back.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people texting in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five to nine two say, it's not weird at all. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, being excited about parenthood awesome. Revealing on
Speaker 1: the first date that you have all of these things
Speaker 1: already planned out totally strange. Yeah, that'd be like, as
Speaker 1: a woman, you have some weird bridal like collection that
Speaker 1: you've been hoarding and you bring it with you on
Speaker 1: a first date. We actually got a text from someone
Speaker 1: at seven eight five and nine two said I am
Speaker 1: a woman and I have baby clothes and all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, but I wouldn't bring it up on
Speaker 1: a first date. So that's I guess that's the weird part. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second dight up date,
Speaker 1: I have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back